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Thu April 15, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Health officials warn that touching these hairy things in Florida can lead to a nasty rash
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
GM mosquitoes to be released in Florida this year. You'll probably hear that Bill Gates is using them to inject the unvaccinated
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Turns out Matt Gaetz hung out with dirt bags, which is main line of defense in his upcoming trial. "I didn't know they were criminals, please acquit"
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Florida cows beefing with suburban neighborhood, will not moove or hoof it out when threatened with car alarms and lawn sprinklers and yes subby is milking this one
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Mission from God, Daytona edition
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans will not give up the derp until they're crushed repeatedly at the ballot box
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida Gov DeSantis tells cruise lines they're not allowed to require proof of vaccination from passengers, must have floating death boats again to revive the industry
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Fourteen endangered Florida Cougars killed this year after being hit by vehicles. Boca's Cougar population not endangered, congregates at Blue Martini Lounge
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis supports stricter signature-matching rules for Florida absentee ballots. But would his own evolving signature pass scrutiny?
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(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
"I dunno, I feel that Florida has gotten too boring and predictable lately." "I completely agree. You know what we really need?" "An invasion of tropical frogs with claws? "An invasion of tropical frogs with claws"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone denies filming Rambo: Mar-A-Lago
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Guess which popular spring break state had highest single-day increase in COVID-19 cases since early February?
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
After being kicked out by his grandmother and threatening to set a woman's house on fire, Florida Man cannot resist the allure of the sirens of the retention pond
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Teen electrocuted during Florida storm was 'outstanding,' which is probably why they tell you to come inside when it rains
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Missed him by THAT much
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
This story has it all: a jetski, romance, quarantine, an arrest, three days in jail, and a breakup. All brought to you from the Isle of Man, the Florida of the UK (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sawfish. What? Sawfish. Saw fish? Yes, sawfish. See? HOLY SHIAT SAWFISH. This state, I swear
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Pornhub now has its own line of spray paint in the site's signature orange. If they need a spokesperson who likes young women and the color orange I know a guy in Florida who has a little time on his hands
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Mon April 12, 2021
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Katie Hill says that she is a poor judge of character in men and so maybe America shouldn't embrace Matt Gaetz like she did back in 2019
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Buttigeig hoping cruising can commence this summer. Yeah The Advocate knew exactly what they were doing with that headline
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pretty much everything in Florida is a toxic breach that was years in the making, not sure what makes this one special
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Not content to be a mere dumpster fire, Florida raises the stakes to landfill fire. Mmmm, landfill fire
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Britt Reid to soon be named assistance coach of the Mean Machine
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Larry Ellison reminds his employees just how rich he is in an email assuring them that he'll be permanently living on his private Hawaiian island, and that the $80 million mansion he just bought in Florida will be "torn down"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Are you an adult living in Pennsylvania? Go ahead and get your vaccine starting tomorrow
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1861, Confederate forces fired on Fort Sumter, kicking off the US Civil War and eventually making millions of dollars for Confederate flag makers in China
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Facebook is allowing COVID-denying idiots to lean into mask-burning events and marches
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Farking alligator season is upon us
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida tag and Murica tag run off screaming into the wilderness
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Rand Paul (R) says GOP senators who lie to voters have to be ousted, don't ya think
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney condemns Butt-head, refuses to demand his resignation
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Bad Bunny becomes the first artist to score a Grammy and a Wrestlemania win in the same year
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mega-Flash confirmed. No, this does not belong over in Fandom
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Florida, man
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Shut up, Beavis
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Wear a bathing suit anywhere in Florida to protest Ron DeSantis
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Some Cannonballer)
 
 
 
Sad tag: car burns. Florida tag: It was Burt Reynolds' own Bandit
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Aaaaand...THERE'S the Gaetz / Trump connection
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Great, you made it just in time for hurricane season
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Governor Ron DeSantis sues CDC over its no-sail order on cruise ships because billions for businesses always trumps thousands of COVID deaths
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook to deploy Satire tag, no word on possible Florida tag
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Oh my. Longtime lawyer for the Florida Election Commission arrested for child porn charges. Prior to the election commission, he worked for the Florida Department of Children and Families... naturally
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Texas man becomes the first person to run from Disneyland to Disney World, a journey of about 2,761 miles. Probably the last, too
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
BREAKING: Bobby Bowden received a Florida Medal of Freedom. ALSO BREAKING: Apparently there's a Florida Medal of Freedom
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Are you suggesting that the SCOTUS isn't political, Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I will not stop for a light, I will not stop for a bite, I will not stop for a cop, I'm telling you I will not stop
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
New Florida bill would allow college students to secretly record college lectures so they can report thoughtcrime to the authorities
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The 60 Minutes "hit" piece on DeSantis made him defrontrunner for 2024
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
In a rare two-fer, ugly-ass baby giraffe born at Miami Zoo as another ugly-ass baby giraffe makes its public debut. Florida tag is overwhelmed by the cuteness
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Women's group taps Matt Gaetz to head event; or at least that's what he's hoping
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(MSN)
 
 
 
New York, Michigan, Florida, Pennsylvania and New Jersey together reported 44% of the nation's new COVID-19 infections
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
GOP spring donor retreat demands some sort of document that verifies an attendee has had his covid vaccine. Almost like a vaccine passport or something
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the final days of Trump's presidency, a fellow Florida Man asked him for a blanket pardon for him and his congressional friends for no particular reason
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gov Abbott issues an executive order banning "vaccine passports" in the state, arguing that rewarding those who have taken steps to be safe and keep others safe violates the Constitutional rights of other Texans to be morons
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Largest container ship to ever call at a Florida port arrives in Miami. Doesn't get stuck
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz: Fighting for your right to post revenge porn on the internet
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mayor of beach province says it's wrong to criticize Dear Leader and 60 Minutes is lying western propaganda
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Mon April 05, 2021
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man accused of drinking Four Lokos while giving Botox injections without a license. His lawyer claims he didn't know you needed a license to drink Four Lokos in Florida
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Much like your mother, Georgia Republicans want it both ways
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Look, you may be the pilot, and yes, it IS called "the cockpit" , but that does NOT mean you get to whip it out during a flight, buddy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida International hires a Texas assistant to head up their football program. Everybody give a warm welcome to Coach Horny
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"She claimed the altercation erupted after her husband showed his friends a nude picture of his late wife." Yup, Florida
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
DeSantis orchestrated a pay-to-vaccinate scheme for the rich
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The real question we should be asking about Matt Gaetz: What kind of spectacular moron do you have to be to make an illicit payment for illegal activity on a fully traceable cash app?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In fairness, he also thought 'goombahs' meant 'jerks' and 'krauts' meant 'poor cooks'
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(Bold)
 
 
 
But of *course* Bitcoin was oozing around somewhere in the scammy, grotesque Gaetz/Greenberg pedo swamp
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Sun April 04, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
SHAZAM
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
It says inert, but people are concerned it may be ert
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Post: 17? 18? What's the difference?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Like clockwork, Alan Dershowitz rushes to the defense of another sex trafficker from Florida. Getting to be kinda a habit for him innit?
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guest who refused a temperature test visits the most magical jell cell on earth. And he's also out $15,000. Freedom isn't free after all
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Fri April 02, 2021
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Welcome to Florida. We hope you're enjoying your spring break with our sunshine, theme parks and beaches. And you have until 4PM to get the fark out
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Florida may have its own Fark tag, but Arizona has its own COVID variant
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Wed March 31, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Botox 'doctor' drank Four Loko and champagne during consultations
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The FBI investigation into Matt Gaetz may go deeper than we thought
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County sheriff says detectives have determined what caused Tiger Woods to crash his SUV, but they aren't going to tell you
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz' dad backs up the blackmail story, confirms he wore a wire for the FBI. Important to note however, that just because someone is blackmailing you over something, it doesn't make the accusation untrue. In fact, most often it's the opposite
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Study shows state underreporting its COVID-19 deaths. This is not a repeat from 2020
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Tue March 30, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NYC mortuary workers rack up $20,000 on credit cards stolen from dead bodies. More charges to follow
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(CBS 17)
 
 
 
44 lbs of meth, 16 lbs of cocaine found along with guns in a North Carolina home. C'mon guys, this is like a Wednesday here in Florida
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Today's 'found out' arrest and posed riot photos come from Oregon
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Florida Man breaks Guinness world record by watching 'Avengers Endgame' 191 times in row. No word if he'll join team as 'Super Nerd' with amazing powers of...being a nerd
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Gaetz hitting the gas to get out of Congress
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
State Senator proposes 'Star Trek' rule to prevent future Florida lock downs, apparently wishing to enforce the Prime Directive to prohibit interference in the development of lethal diseases
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
At long last the 45th President has launched his"Official Website". Let's go find out how cutting edge it is
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Kwik Stop Rims & Tires does no refunds nor returns in the best Florida way, where it will cost you
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Georgia: It's now against the law to give food or water to someone waiting in line to vote. Florida: Hey, can we do that too?
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Dominion considers suing defamer-in-chief
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man shooting up the Everglades
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
What will the Sunday edition of the Sweet Sixteen bring? Starting at 2:10 PM ET on CBS it is two Catholic schools with Creighton and Gonzaga, Florida State-Michigan, UCLA-Alabama, and a Pac-12 battle of Oregon-USC ending the day. How is your bracket?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida Man's fratty flunkie fancifully flimflams freezed peach
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida is the place to be / Swamp livin' is the life for me / Gators chillin' out so far and wide / One's stuck under the end table, another keeps hoggin' the pool slide
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Is that an emotional support python in your lap or are you just happy to see me?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Noted Florida Man fancifully claims Biden is somehow not upholding the law
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, send threatening hoaxes to the schools that fired them, at least in Florida
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Sweet Sixteen begins in the NCAA Tournament. Will Loyola pound Oregon State to advance? Will Baylor be the victor against Villanova? Will ORU continue their run against Arkansas? How about Syracuse and Houston? It starts at 2:40 PM ET on CBS
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Apparently both Elon Musk and the Mayor of Miami are unaware of why no one in South Florida has a basement
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
University of Miami epidemiologists now warning that the Pandemic Spring Break in Florida might not end so well. Florida tag trumps Obvious, Followup, Sick, Stupid, and Asinine tags in massive free-for-all
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Boat stops traffic, not a repeat of the Ever Given
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan had an entire golf course built to give him an edge in big money matches against pros who have to lay him shots
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Disney rolls out COVID-on-ice
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just in case you thought the Bucs might not be the favorites for next years Super Bowl: they are returning ALL 22 of their offensive and defensive starters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jesus himself never condemned slavery
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Thu March 25, 2021
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Yup, Florida
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Perhaps the shark had a hankerin' for hotdish and cheese curds?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The "Spring Break Joker" is in reality 34-year-old Chicagoan with marital issues, far right beliefs, a Covid truther, and worst of all a Cubs fan
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(Clarksville Now)
 
 
 
Abducted woman rescued when man going to Florida takes the last exit to Clarksville
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Wed March 24, 2021
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Covid-19 has altered the deal. Pray it doesn't alter it further
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
As if boat strikes, red tides, water pollution and seagrass loss weren't enough, glyphosate poisoning now endangers sea cows. If only there were words to describe this huge calamity
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(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
Little Lord Stankbeard offers free gym memberships to anyone who doesn't get vaccinated
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida family finds dead snake in clothes dryer. Always wash your boas on the 'delicates' cycle
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man notorious for impersonating police officers demonstrates he's not yet learned anything about the law
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Last week: OMG there's all these white college kids partying without masks in Miami. City officials: Meh. This week: OMG there's a bunch of Black kids getting ready to come party in Miami. They might not wear masks. City Officials: SHUT IT DOWN
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ohio State loses, again
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Feds scratch their heads at the fact that Baltimore State's Attorney is doing very well for someone who can't pay her taxes
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
River monster arrives in Florida after two day free shipping
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man points laser at Church of Scientology security cameras, gets arrested on felony charge
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
President Xi of China plans to completely criminalize political protest...wait hold on, why is there the Florida tag? Oh
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz hates his 'adopted son'
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida's motorcycle helmet law: If you choose to wear a helmet then you do not need insurance
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Top 10 puppy names of 2021. Sparkly vampires still popular
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(Chron)
 
 
 
For some strange unknown reason, Roger Stone's name keeps popping up in Capitol breach investigation court filings
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Arizona man outdoes Florida man by hijacking a national guard caravan transporting COVID vaccines in texas
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Analysis shows that contesting state legislative elections increases national party performance too
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump didn't include Mike Pence in his list of 'very good' Republicans and possible 2024 presidential candidates
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You had me at toilet-invading iguanas
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(The News-Herald)
 
 
 
She is the Naz, with God-given pass
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man having lunch in the park and his lunch both arrested
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News viewers freak out after host says spring breakers are being idiots and have "too many freedoms"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Sister Jean. New hotness: Night manager of your local Whataburger Cameron Trutwig
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Trump had a terrible time at the golf course on Sunday
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Miami sets 8 p.m. curfew to stop the chaos
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump wants to change her image
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Half-Scoop and Rita Repulsa just sold their house in the Hamptons in an "off-market" deal to an undisclosed buyer for $8.14 million, or nearly double what they paid for it two years ago
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
DeSantis fails to realize that Trump wasn't king and he's not his son
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Sunday hockey has four games, with Devils-Penguins, the battle of Florida with Panthers-Lightning, battle of medieval positions with Knights and Kings, and Predators and Stars. Who will score? First game starts at 1:00 PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Whether your bracket is busted or not, check out the Second Round action of the NCAA Tournament. Coverage begins at Noon ET on CBS. What will be the big moment on Sunday? Tune in and find out
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida man declares COVID over in the most Florida way possible
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Miami Beach declares state of Florida
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Florida bans non-native species because of the environmental damage they cause. Hear that, all you snowbirds? Time to get the fark out
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Florida is in a league of its own
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Teen girl saves friend's life just one day after CPR training. Perfect timing, because one more day and she would have forgotten everything
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff injured when he "got hit hard from the rear". Thankfully for him it wasn't a broke back injury
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fresh off his speaking engagement with nazis, Paul Gosar will give an interview on a QAnon talk show
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Biden picks space case to be in charge of NASA
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
With electronic communication, who needs to live in the area they represent. At this rate, the Florida tag will apply to all political submissions
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Friday brings us the first batch of first round games of the NCAA Tournament. It starts with Virginia Tech and Florida at 12:15 PM ET on CBS. Will we see any major upsets? Will your bracket be Drexeled? Who will have one shining moment? Find out
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
What moves north from Florida in March that people actually welcome?
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Thu March 18, 2021
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Florida finally finds a way to vaccinate those who don't take COVID very seriously
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I'm Eric wants his turn to bankrupt a casino
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NOAA issues rare high severe weather outlook warning for southern US. Stay safe Farkers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Jersey teen makes tiny bow ties for shelter dogs to make them look fancy and spiffy for adoption
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida woman gives birth to first known baby with COVID-19 antibodies; will be able to grow up to healthy Florida adulthood and appear on Fark for humiliating antics
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Introducing the latest Florida casino, Fat Commotus' Bedbugs Emporium and Slots Parlor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We literally have to grade Republicans on a curve
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Governor Ron DeSantis (R-Ferenginar): Once you have their money, you never give it back
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
It's a monster plant. KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Tue March 16, 2021
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Busch Gardens' new Giraffe Bar to open this month, which sounds like a great place to get a tall drink
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
'Most likely' not a streetlight
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Scientists discover new invasive creature in Florida. No, not spring breakers, though it's perfectly understandable if that was your first guess
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man now offers a walking "cult tour" of the downtown Clearwater area, AKA Scientology HQ. Xenu not pleased
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
To be fair, I doubt any virus could get through Florida Man's beard
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(Axios)
 
 
 
USF to hold in-person commencement to ensure Covid-19 gets a standing ovation
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gronko only pawn in game of GOAT
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida assistant principal, daughter charged in computer hack to steal homecoming queen vote
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Mon March 15, 2021
(CultureMap)
 
 
 
Houston's police chief decided that Texas just wasn't crazy enough, and has elected to move to Fark's favorite state instead
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The Little Old Lady From Pasadena. New hotness: The Lead Foot Man from Florida
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Helicopter company operator charged with bilking customers out of close to $200K. If only there were some easy metaphor to describe intensive oversight
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Miami Mayor warns people to stay away from Florida. The Plague Rats have taken control
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(Modern Farmer)
 
 
 
You've heard of cock fighting, now check out cock stretching
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[number] officers injured trying to disperse [number] of partying spring breakers [Yearly Repeat]
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Sun March 14, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Superspreading Spring Break 2021
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
They made fun of him for buying land in Florida that was underwater. Well look who's laughing now
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Twerkers injure cops, you know where
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(AP News)
 
 
 
AP: Yeah, we never said anything when Trump flew to Florida every weekend to play golf and flew all over the country to hold superspreader events, but Biden flies home to Delaware every weekend. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
DeSantis may not extradite Trump if criminal charges get filed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How can we stop the ignorant anti-maskers?
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Also available on the curriculum, Florida teacher's master class on ripping off your grandma for $66,000
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Fri March 12, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Biden will lockdown Florida over my dead body" - (DeSantis R-Bioterror), "Hold my beer" - Covid-19
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Republican Party declares former President Donald Trump "one of the greatest presidents of all time", bankruptcy
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Florida Sen. Marco Rubio is leading the Republican charge to back the Amazon workers trying to unionize in Alabama. Wait, what .. Republicans are for unions now?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida man offers injections in his apartment: cosmetic and hot beef
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
It would just be so Florida-y if his name actually was 'Dank Gummies'
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida may ban drop boxes used for mail-in ballots, because Florida
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Julius Edelman, who is Jewish, pens thoughtful open letter to Meyers Leonard in wake of his anti-Semitic remarks: "I'm down in Miami fairly often. Let's do a Shabbat dinner with some friends I'll show you a fun time"
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Congratulations. 6 out of top 10 metro areas rated most dangerous to pedestrians are in state with most slow moving targets, shuffling along, one could say
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Cop: "Well, that definitely identifies you"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ticket to be dismissed for driver who swerved to avoid couch on Florida interstate, no doubt relieving their fears that they'd end up facing the chair
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida man says Biden is destroying the country by reversing his beautiful evil
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Biker Week? More like Superspreader Week
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida's AG has issues with boundaries, evidence, loss, and anger
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Elephant graveyard. New hotness: Manatee graveyard
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oregon man arrested for stealing $7,500 worth of Lego. Both sets were recovered successfully
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida lowers vaccine eligibility to approximately 80% of its population
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hey Florida Man you can't have sex with a unicorn .... in a Target store
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Prosecutor says Michigan governor could face criminal charges over COVID deaths. Governors of Texas, Florida, Ohio, others strangely unavailable for comment
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(The American Independent)
 
 
 
Greene thinks US territory of Guam is a foreign country that doesn't deserve aid. BTW, subby's sister in law & her ex lived there when he was in service & our niece was born there. Margie, it's part of America
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Animation, actors, not-Florida Man, and product renaming are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Feb. 21-27: Spring is Here Edition
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"The crowd outside the Fifth Avenue building where Mr Trump has a penthouse apartment carried signs that read "Arrest Trump", "Indict Trump", and "Florida Man Go Home.""
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Mon March 08, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Some people never made it off Deadman's Island alive
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the do as I say not as I do files: After 2020 fraud claims, Donald Trump requests mail ballot for municipal election
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Florida GOP wants public schools to teach the 'horrors' of socialist governments. Because kids won't ever try something forbidden
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida Man is apparently a fan of sled dogs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida Man "Millionaire" likes to harass Home Depot employees, refuses to wear a mask
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Virgin demands to get back on the train. Sigmund Freud's ghost is reanimating to explain the true meaning of that sentence
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida teenager shoots grandfather and aunt, kills cousin, gets into a shootout with another resident, then drives around with a hostage for hours before being arrested. The Aristocrats in Florida
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man's donation of car to Goodwill is a smashing success
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Sun March 07, 2021
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Kenny Omega or Jon Moxley survive an Exploding Barbed Wire Deathmatch? Will Jericho & MJF stuff & mount the Young Bucks on a wall? Is Sting really ready for a street fight? AEW Revolution starts @ 8pm ET on PPV, B/R Live, FITE.tv where available
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Time to roll the dice and have a NASCAR race outside of the state of Florida. It's the Pennzoil 400 presented by Jiffy Lube at Las Vegas, on Fox at 3:30 PM ET
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Some Democrats not toeing the party line on Puerto Rico statehood
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Petr Yan loses UFC title on a DQ. Blizzards, Dilly Bars unavailable for comment
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Husband: You'll never find my wife's body. Police: You forget what state we are in Florida man. Challenge accepted
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Vegas Golden Knights luck at picking hotels is worse than their luck on the ice. Do you know the way to a better place to stay in San Jose, btw?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Frustrated with the slow system, "vaccine tourism" now taking off across America, stretching some states supplies
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Fri March 05, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Snorkeler finds 26, er, 25 bricks of cocaine floating in the Keys
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
My girlfriend's conspiracy theories about 5G and pre-marital sex causing COVID are causing me problems
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Ultrawealthy Key Largo community buys vaccines for the club in January from DeSantis with huge donations. DeSgusting
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Wed March 03, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Suddenly, couch
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida Man blows through barricaded crash scene in BMW, nearly hitting six deputies. When pulled over, exits vehicle dressed in a sock, boxers, undershirt, explaining his rush: "I was going to the Ritz Carlton. I have business to do"
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Last year's short season means some MLB players are now playing in possession of Schrodinger's Option Year, waiting to learn if 60 games is 90 days
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Who could imagine that an 8-year-old girl would have the most sense of anybody in that whole area?" said Tom Brady, in Florida
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(MyFlorida)
 
 
 
On this day 176 years ago, our favorite meme-able state was founded. Doesn't look a day over 150, though
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
At 46, wouldn't she be a sugar mommy and not a sugar baby seeking an arrangement?
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Braves star Freddie Freeman is the father of twins.....born six weeks apart in different years
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Red Sox pitcher Garrett Richards rescued by mercy rule. In other news, MLB has a mercy rule
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mary Trump believes her uncle learned his lessons from 2016 and 2020 and will make sure he loses again in 2024 so he can make money running for president without the "stress" of being president. Grifters going to grift
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Good News: a Florida nurse contracts Covid and beats it. Bad news: Fighting it off left his immune system so weakened that he contracted a rare form of Encephalomyelitis. Horrific News: And is now paralyzed from the neck down
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Mon March 01, 2021
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
It's Florida's annual Running of the Fools
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How is this guy allowed to be a big league umpire?
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
I've never had a golf ball worth risking my life over, but I'm not Florida Man
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rick Scott (Ridiculous) claims GOP to be the "voter" party, forgets the "suppression" part
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"In the last few months we've been called clowns, and deplorables, and ignorant rednecks." Hmm,... wonder why?
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Georgia family adds a new wing to their mobile home
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
It has feathers, wings, webbed feet, a bill, eats bread, quacks, and floats on water, but we can't prove that it's a duck
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Governo(R) of Florida gives another neighbo(R)hood special access to the coronavirus Vaccine
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida Sheriff's Office then flags certain children, including those who have received a D or F on a report card or missed school three or more times in a quarter
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Congressman played "Under Pressure" a day before playing "Ice Ice Baby"
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Florida coyote wants to be an astronaut, but has some trouble with space helmet and has to be helped out of it
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Lantana Florida fines Florida Latina $100,000 for trivial violations, no HOA involved
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida, teacher, nudes, former students, and for some reason the last thing mentioned is she's the ex of a reporter at another Florida TV station
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Mr. Morgan, sir, this is an Arby's
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
WalletHub.com rates the best states for retirement: weather factored in for just 3% of the score, Florida Man 0%. Fark: Texas still ranked 2nd from the bottom
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(Salon)
 
 
 
More than 95,000 may die because DeSantis has no vaccination strategy
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Thu February 25, 2021
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Assuming universities are even having a spring break this year, Miami plans to make it the tamest since Gidget was playing beach blanket bingo
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Naked Florida man shot while carrying a Bible and knocking on apartment doors
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret? More store closures
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(Politico)
 
 
 
On tap for 2024 for the GOP is Trump Ultra, Trump Lite, and Trump Zero. All will leave your friends feeling as if they've been thrown in jail for your DUI
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Snowbird visits Florida
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
By the time you finish reading the first line you will hate the Florida man who had a auto stolen in this story
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Wed February 24, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
McCarthy was all "Trump rules" then Cheney was like "Nah bro, he sux" then everyone else was all "Awkward"
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
What to do with burnt-out hull of USS Bonhomme Richard, an 844-foot-long Wasp-class amphibious assault ship? Easy, sink her off our coast
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pence still has his lips firmly attached to the wrong end of Trump's business
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The Florida Man in charge of winning of back the U.S. Senate for Republicans claimed that the GOP's internal civil war "is now cancelled." You can imagine where it goes from here
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump expresses heartfelt condolences and an optimistic message of anticipated recovery for COVID victims and by that I mean Tiger Woods
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida Republican: that's it. That's the headline
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Tue February 23, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senator Brown Nose (Q-SC) swears he and the Orange Florida Man just talked about the 2022 elections over the weekend, nothing about having QAnon try to overthrow the government again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who wins the Republican Presidential primary in Florida in 2024? DeSantis, Rubio, or Scott?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
In his speech on Sunday, Donald Trump will claim total control of the GOP and that he is the presumptive 2024 nominee. This is certainly not a distraction from his tax issues
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida woman™ in motorized wheelchair gets mad at the bank then decides to rob said bank less than 2 blocks from sheriff's office, proceeds to lead police on a low-speed chase
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Mon February 22, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ex-RNC chair warns Trump supporters not to let the door bump them in the ass on the way out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hurr durr me livestream self in Capitol doing treason because have big smart brain
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history Spain got even with the US for all past and future insults
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Sorry Ron DeSantis, you can't have flags lowered to half-staff to honor Rush Limbaugh. Not yours
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CPAC wants Mike Pence to come and speak and pretend that Trump didn't order his deranged mob to hang him on Capitol Hill
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(NPR)
 
 
 
People everywhere are still trying to understand how the hell freakin' West Virginia became a world leader in providing COVID-19 vaccinations to its citizens. It's as if Florida suddenly became ground zero for new Nobel nominations. Turns out there's are good reasons why
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump to tell Conservative Political Action Conference in Florida he is the Republicans' "presumptive 2024 nominee"
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Sun February 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASCAR races about to get interesting what with this new driver
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Denny's should sponsor this guy
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Sat February 20, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Floriduh is using *gasp* SCIENCE in a decision to ban non-native, invasive species -- and (surprisingly) some people have a problem with that
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
For most of us, "pouring gasoline on the flames" is just an expression, but some people just have to demonstrate the truth behind the saying
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Texas lawmaker facing questions after abandoning the state during a crisis for a warmer locale - Difficulty: Not Ted Cruz
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(ABC 7 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Next on the Frugal Gourmet, how to plan a feast of lamb, halibut, crab legs, and clams but get caught trying to sneak it out of Costco in your pants and your wife's purse
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(AP News)
 
 
 
What is the oath that Oath Keepers take anyway?
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Fashionable, colorful, memorable, highly recognizable sneakers aren't always a good idea
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Six million COVID-19 vaccine doses have been delayed by winter storms. Good thing we're not in a pandemic or anything
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(Bowling Green Daily News)
 
 
 
What's the correct tag when a Florida man goes to a Kentucky hotel?
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
No foul play suspected after women's clothes, animal organs found at Tallahassee bike trail because, you know, Florida
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Recalling Rush Limbaugh's failed Viagra smuggling attempt, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis orders flags to fly at half-staff
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
After the past year, I'm not saying it's right, but I understand
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a brilliant legal maneuver, Capitol rioter Suzanne Kaye, 58, filmed herself drinking cinnamon Jack Daniels and citing her "Second Amendment right to shoot the FBI's f*cking ass" if they come to her house
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Steve Scalise, COME ON DOWN, you're the next contestant on "Kiss the Ring at Mar-a-Lago"
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Cops arrest Florida burglar who allegedly targeted homes while families were at funerals, in another win against grave crimes
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Conservative 'Speech First' organization claims that civil rights are violated when Florida Universities ban people from saying racist things, and that they understand what the First Amendment is
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
A bit of history about the iconic red British phone booth - with no mention of the ironic blue tardis
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Positive Covid cases falling dramatically. Florida: We can't have that now, can we
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man busted using fake checks to buy French Bulldog puppies. Got caught because he used the same phone number in previous thefts
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today, the Mars donut lands at Krispy Kreme
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Tebow looking for new sport to fail at
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Commercial space station developer raises $130 million. Ferengi Alliance seen nodding approvingly
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hockey games called on account of...snow?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
That "spontaneous" demonstration of Trump supporters greeting his motorcade on President's Day? It was spontaneous, in the sense that it was planned and heavily promoted by RW activists for at least a week in advance
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
President Xi says no vaccines for dissidents, wait, hang on. Woopsie. Florida Gov DeSantis says no vaccines for critics. Same thing
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Two guys staying at a Florida resort refused to wear masks. When hotel staff asked them to, they said they were U.S. marshals and threatened to arrest the staff. Employees called the real police and the men were arrested for impersonating officers
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Good: Restaurant 'to go' alcohol sales could become permanent. Uh oh: In Florida
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Which state took the best COVID approach, California or Florida? Probably doesn't matter as the results were the same
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, Welcome To Bam's Bi-Polar Meltdown
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Tue February 16, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Florida official in charge of overseeing the state's pandemic response strategy after expressing shock that the state was supposed to have one of those
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds, except for ZIP codes beginning with 356, 357, 358
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lawyer whose pants once caught fire in court was busted for cocaine possession after traffic stop
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"This pandemic has been painful...This has been so much harder than it had to be, and we know why: Blind allegiance to an insurrectionist"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"When Trump started talking about a third term, I thought that's it"
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
They'll be no drinking Sarsaparilla at Gasparilla this year. Or anything else
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who dealt with COVID-19 better: California or Florida?
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Florida veterinary team removes shoe swallowed by 10-foot crocodile, thankfully no actually foot with it. Yes, crocodile
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Mitch McConnell was getting sane about Trump by denouncing him after the impeachment trial, he now says Trump could play 'constructive' role for the GOP in the future
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Mon February 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Now with no skin in the game, brave ex-Senator Flake takes aim at Trump
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
He should have taken the one-point penalty. Sad tag came in a close second
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Make America Florida Again
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Stormy patterns batter into Presidents Day, which is a nice change from a couple years ago and a couple of those words were rearranged
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It might be 20 below in most of the country, but there is hope: Spring Training starts this week
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(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
Protip: Never change the channel on Florida Man's TV
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The NRA marks the tragic anniversary of the Parkland terror attack by vowing to make matters worse
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Sun February 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN meteorologist warns southeastern states that 'this will likely be the worst week of winter weather in your lifetime so far'. Good luck everyone ..well except Florida, you probably deserve it
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Sat February 13, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sorry Florida, you're going to need to be sawed off into ocean. You see you're still a COVID nightmare ...even with vaccinated people
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You know those pythons down in the Everglades? Turns out they migrate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Racist decides that he doesn't want to work with someone who would hire a racist as a sports performance director
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man busted for collecting $13,000 in phony pet insurance claims
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Property insurance increase? In my hurricane prone coastal state?
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Sanitation worker rescues 7-year-old boy from garbage truck after kid hid in trash can, got dumped in vehicle. "I thought I was going to be a mashed potato." Hero tag crushes Florida tag
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Thu February 11, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida man avoids charges in shooting death due to "fark around and find out" law
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
"Essentially, my case is political", says Florida man accused of driving an excavator through a local hospital entrance
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Turns out that "hack" of the water treatment plant was more of a "all computers shared the same password for remote access and appeared to be connected directly to the Internet without any type of firewall protection installed"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
With the fool down in Florida, Dr. Fauci is not playing an April Fool's joke on us when he predicts open season on vaccines this spring
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Florida official suggests Disney leaving California will allow it to grow and expand due to much lower taxes
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
EPD's CSET and POP team need EOD after arresting methed up fireworks manufacturer - surprisingly not in Florida
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Used to be, you'd own a vineyard for bragging rights. Now you have to own a booze brand. Well Clooney made it big, why can't I?
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay fans are tattooing Super Bowl win on their body
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Amazonian "river monster" discovered in the Caloosahatchee River. Prime customers expected to have it by tomorrow if they order within the next 2 hours and 29 minutes
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Cracker Barrel gets liquor license. Boomers Gone Wild trifecta in play
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Many videos of recent streetlight. Authorities say not to worry, it's just a nuclear missile
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Daily Tarheel)
 
 
 
UNC-Miami men's basketball game postponed after UNC players channel Florida Man
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Man threatens to kill, eat girlfriend and her family. The "Florida" prefix is implied
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Coke launching 13.2-ounce bottle so we'll all give up on math and just buy it
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man #1: "I'm stealing this car. Try and stop me." Florida Man #2: Challenge accepted
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Every 'celebrity' spotted at Super Bowl 55
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
You mean there's a chance?
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