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Wed October 17, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (10/17): Cats inherit an ark ship and explore the universe, or get distracted by a laser pointer. Also Simpsons comic ends 25 year run, Old Man Thor vs Old Man Doom, Aquaman tries to stop another great flood, and new Ninja Turtles
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(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
At least 12 dead in France's worst flooding in more than a century. France submerges
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Fri October 12, 2018
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
West Virginia prepares for a flood of Fallout 76 tourists
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Thu October 11, 2018
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Since 1993 a brewery in Davenport has offered free beer whenever the river floods to thank volunteers who help keep it safe from floodwaters
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Since 1993 a brewery in Davenport has offered free beer whenever the river floods to thank volunteers who help keep it safe from floodwaters
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
When you try to deny climate change but then the hurricane hits
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Wed October 10, 2018
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Florida is a pretty hurricane-savvy state, but even they have NEVER seen anything like Michael in the Panhandle, as least as far back as we have records, which is 1851. So If you think you "got this"? You don't got this-get to safety
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
We're stuck with this crappy hurricane rating system
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Tue October 09, 2018
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
A plague of frogs? Can lice, boils, locusts, and the deaths of the firstborns be far behind?
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Mon October 08, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that small tidbit of info about the Alfa Bank server in Trump Tower? The New Yorker finally dug into it. The floodgates are opening
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Sun October 07, 2018
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Hey, not to alarm anyone in the Gulf Coast area, but you might want to start planning in case someone named 'Michael' decides to stop by in the coming week
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Fri October 05, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gecko makes multiple phone calls from inside Hawaiian animal hospital, wouldn't stop talking about amazing deals you could get from switching your car insurance
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After running afoul for a while, the wallaby in Pennsylvania has finally been caught
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Not to worry anyone, but London may be sinking
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Thu October 04, 2018
(Some Runoff)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flood control
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: Hurricane prompts flood warnings and evacuations. Fark: In Arizona
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Fri September 28, 2018
(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
As the Carolinas recover from record flooding stemming from Hurricane Florence, a new problem has developed for the region: giant mosquitoes
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Mon September 24, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
So long, Florence, and thanks for all the fish
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Sun September 23, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman who sheltered Hurricane Florence animals is charged with practicing veterinary medicine without a license
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Thu September 20, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Maybe NYC Pizza Rat can throw 'Flood Rat' a slice to float on as he tries to survive NYC's subway floodwater
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As if the floods and wind damage didn't cause enough suffering, Denny's unveils Mobile Relief Diner to feed breakfasts to storm ravaged areas
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Wed September 19, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obvious
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Boat washes up in man's backyard due to Hurricane Florence flooding. Trump: "At least you got a nice boat out of the deal"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Two mental health patients chained in back of sheriff's van drown as it's driven into floodwaters. Hopefully, the surviving cops will find someone to help them with their ensuing mental health issues
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Two dozen pics of doggos, kitties, and a peeg being rescued from Hurricane Florence. How is this flood so heckin' dusty?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hurricane Florence floodwaters. M-m-m, tastes like chicken
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
State of South Carolina: we've got to build a wall to save Highway 501, which is the main artery into Myrtle Beach. Residents of the small town of Conway SC: but that will cause OUR town to flood. State: And?
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Tue September 18, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Fifteen years ago, Hurricane Isabel made landfall and trashed the eastern seaboard. Subby's house was roughed up a bit, but he played Magic by candlelight and caught fish from his driveway. How were you farkin' around during Isabel?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
♪♬ Should I stay or should I go now? Should I stay or should I go now? If I go, there will be trouble. And if I stay it will be double. As the rivers overflow, should I stay or should I go ♫♪
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
♪♫ A horse is a horse, of course, of course, an no one can be sued by a horse of course ♪♫
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
32 dead so far from Florence. Trump says, no way, it was only like five a few days ago. The Democrats are trying to make him look bad
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Mon September 17, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet Tony Alsup, a TN trucker who's spending his own money to drive a bus across SC and save as many dogs and cats from flooded shelters as he can. "Animals...always have to take the back seat of the bus. But I'll give them their own bus"
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
I know it's not woofday yet but just like these dogs the article had to get out. Hopefully next hurricane we will hear about how the owners were trapped in their own kennel and couldn't evacuate
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Sun September 16, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"I cannot overstate it: Floodwaters are rising, and if you aren't watching for them you are risking your life." It's your daily storm discussion / make sure everyone is okay / here come the floods discussion thread
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Sat September 15, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"I regret my decision to ride out Hurricane Florence," says idiot in hindsight
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florence may have been downgraded to a Tropical Storm, but she's still very busy dumping a mind-boggingly large amount of rain on the Carolinas. It's your daily storm discussion / make sure everyone is okay discussion thread
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Fri September 14, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hundreds are stranded in cars and on rooftops awaiting rescue as Hurricane Florence comes ashore. If only someone had warned these people a storm was coming and told them to get out of the way
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
"Overall, only 9 percent of households in South Carolina and 3 percent in North Carolina carried federal flood insurance as of mid-2017". Well good thing they never get hit by hurricanes or heavy rains then, innit?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Riskin' our lives in Hurricane Florenceville, searchin' for my lost puppy and cat. Some people say there's climate change to blame, but I know, it's all Jimmy Buffett's fault
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Thu September 13, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch doing their part to help hurricane victims by sending their best products for the relief effort
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Wed September 12, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Power out? Roads flooded? Post some emergency recipes and techniques here
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Don't worry, but Hurricane Florence's expected path will take it directly into nine - count 'em, nine - EPA Superfund sites
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Florence's heavy rains could cause environmental disaster in North Carolina, where waste from hog manure pits, coal ash dumps and industrial sites could threaten drinking water supplies
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Tue September 11, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
North Carolinians likely to have trouble, however, when the floodwater hits their hog farm waste lagoons
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you live in Frederick, MD, be warned -- those aren't rain puddles
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Thu September 06, 2018
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Drones will be deployed to monitor Maryland dam removal, find that dam Sarah Connor
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Tue September 04, 2018
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Gordon came into existence some time yesterday. Hurricane Gordon making landfall near Biloxi... Tonight? Enjoy your evening, Gulf Coast evacuees
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Mon September 03, 2018
(Chron)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz supporters outraged and panicked at all of the Beto O'Rourke yard signs popping up around them, blaming the Cruz campaign for the plethora of Democrat positivity
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Insurance company to flooded Hawaiians: Thanks for paying the premiums, now screw you
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Sun September 02, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
To save Houston, we must destroy some of it. Why not all, I say
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Fri August 31, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Boy sucked into sewer by floodwaters saved. Pennywise inconsolable
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Thu August 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman in restraints ringing doorbells has been identified as a domestic abuse victim
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Sun August 26, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Colony of wild beavers inadvertently saves Devon valley with intricate system of dams that keep it flood-proof, preserve soil, and provide habitats for other species. Nice, beavers
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Tue August 21, 2018
(WKOW Madison)
 
 
 
A hundred people have been stuck in a flooded Wisconsin Costco for 18 hours. No need to send prayers, they have Kirkland Vodka
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Thu August 16, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
FEMA proposes paying fair market price for homes on flood prone land, but letting land owners rebuild on the same property. Costly and encouraging building on they same land where we want to stop development. What's not to like?
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Tue August 14, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
NWS revises alert system because nobody remembers what's a watch and what's a warning
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Sat August 11, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazis have a cunning plan: Try to get Alex Jones banned from even MORE social media platforms, which they think will spur the GOP to pass laws forbidding those companies from banning anyone based on politics, and then they'll flood the platforms
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Tue August 07, 2018
(Inside Climate News)
 
 
 
Climate in California and the US West basically now down to two seasons: Fire season and Flood season
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Baby found in abandoned building weeks after dam collapse kills at least 31." No word how the baby managed to kill so many people
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Sat August 04, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Damn. Sorry I meant DAM
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Wed August 01, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The UK has employed secret beavers to help with their sploosh problems. Daaaaaaam
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Tue July 31, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Train station floods during storm. Do you A: Get pumps to drain out the water? B: Re-route trains to other stations? or C: POOL PARTY?
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Fri July 27, 2018
(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
God, being a busy dude and all, decides to gives Santa Fe six months of rain in 60 minutes
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Wed July 25, 2018
(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Drone shots of flooded Hersheypark look more like Wonka Land
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Tue July 24, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In related story, ark spotted off the East Coast
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Dam
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Sun July 15, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Yes, it's another historically hot summer. But pray tell, why are summers getting hotter? Hmm? Anyone care to address that?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
U.S. Army Corps of Engineers wants to build a massive 5-mile seawall between NY and NJ to prevent against the next superstorm Sandy. Additional plans call for sealing off all of Manhattan and making it a prison
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Fri July 13, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What is that sitting in the sea just outside your window? Oh, just a 4 mile wide iceberg here to flood the town
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Missing pony washed away by flood waters and found alive on roof of a house has been upgraded to stable
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Sun July 08, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mother Nature refuses to make it easy, sends monsoon rains to delay Thai cave rescue
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Category 5 hurricane. Newness: Category 6 hurricane
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"Alexa, is football coming home?" 'It's coming home' memes flood the internet
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Retired Thai navy diver dies during a supply run for the 12 trapped boys
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
One advantage of staying home to do your homework is that you're not stuck in a flooding cave
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Thai soccer team caught in cave to get fiber-optic internet. Subby would be happy to get DSL
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Sun July 01, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The search continues for the cavemen soccer team, but there is hope
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "A month after flooding, Ellicott City shops reach a watershed moment in deciding whether to return"
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"You know what the problem is," said Leslie Allison, a devout Christian who repeatedly volunteered that he is a supporter of President Trump. "This country has turned away from God, and he is going to bring judgment to this country"
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