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headlines found matching 'flight attendants'
Sun March 26, 2023
(NYPost)
 
  
 
 Man opens door, deploys slide on airplane. Neglects to grab a couple of beers on the way out
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Wed March 08, 2023
(ABC News)
 
  
 
 Hong Kong's Cathay posts $834 million loss. Ack
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Mon March 06, 2023
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Man tries to open emergency door on a flight to Boston and stabs flight attendant. He is tackled by other passengers, who then ask if he likes apples
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Sun March 05, 2023
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
  
 
 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking, we'll be attempting to land again soon. Southworst Airlines would like to welcome you to an airport. Please remain seated for a while, and then help yourself to whatever amenities you can scrounge
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Fri March 03, 2023
(NYPost)
 
  
 
 Matthew McConaughey's wife was on a plane that fell 4,000ft in seconds after a lightning strike. She was scared but everything turned out alright, alright, alright
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Thu March 02, 2023
(CNN)
 
  
 
 "Clear air turbulence" at 37,000 feet injures multiple passengers on Lufthansa A330 flight over TN. Can't have been the flight computers, which have done this before on an A330
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Sat February 25, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Lady, it's a cockpit, not a cocktail pit
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Fri February 24, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 The reason White nationalist Nick Fuentes was put on the No Fly List was not because of political persecution, it was because the whiny little sh*t threatened a flight attendant
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Tue February 21, 2023
(Beat of Hawaii)
 
  
 
 Stop me if you've heard this one, but a 737 software glitch caused some skid marks at the Seattle airport recently
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Mon February 20, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 United's new family seating policy helps customers, helps competitors, and makes it easier to drag the whole family out together
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Dallas News)
 
  
 
 Southwest holiday melt down results in promotions
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Thu January 26, 2023
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 You'll never guess how American Airlines made a bigger profit despite running fewer flights and paying much higher fuel prices. And if you guess wrong, it will be $500 to change your guess
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Sat January 21, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Fly the hot cocoa sampler skies
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Fri January 20, 2023
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 Now that Southwest has recovered from its holiday meltdown... wait, is that the pilot union's entrance music?
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Wed January 18, 2023
(BBC)
 
  
 
 Headline: Netflix offers salary of $385,000 for private jet flight attendant. Article: Actual published 'salary range' (as required by California law) starts at $60,000
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
  
 
 News: Flight attendants caught smuggling 27 kg of a regulated substance into the Philippines. Fark: It was onions
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Thu January 12, 2023
(I Heart Radio)
 
  
 
 The age-old traveling debate about the armrests in the middle seat finally settled by a flight attendant. Don't make them turn this plane around
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Tue January 10, 2023
(ABC News)
 
  
 
 Following last month's service meltdown, Southwest Airlines announces number of executive firings. Excuse me, did I say "firings"? I meant promotions
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Mon January 09, 2023
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Reason #4: To reduce stabbings 100%
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Sat December 31, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 Hero
 
 🎵 But I would drive 500 miles / and I would drive 600 more / Just to be the Dad who drove a thousand miles to Denver in the storm 🎵
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Wed December 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Southwest's response to their thousands of cancelations: Hope you kept your receipts
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 "We've had clear skies in the United States for several days now, more or less, and Southwest is the only airline that is failing so spectacularly here"
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Slate)
 
  
 
 Top flight attendant points out the ten things that everybody can do to make this holiday travel season easier, but nobody will. Get ready to fly the unfriendly skies
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 Weeners
 
 The pen is too rowdy for Allegiant
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Sat December 10, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 "I remember when passengers dressed up for business or first class." That's what people say when insinuating that a person "looks" like they should be in economy
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Forbes)
 
  
 
 Someone is calling BS on the FAA's famous 90-second rule
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Sat December 03, 2022
(CTV News)
 
  
 
 Canadian flight crew free now after 8 months in a Dominican Republic jail for accidentally finding 210 kilos of cocaine on their plane
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Woman tries to open airplane door mid-flight once she realizes she's going to Ohio
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