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Tue July 17, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
For just $25 more, American Airlines will offer a flight without political commentary
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Wed July 11, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Airline lavatories are getting smaller while Leon's getting laaaarrrrger
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As if stinky passengers and fights over phones weren't bad enough, flight attendants have higher rates of cancer in every form studied
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kind teen helps deaf and blind man on flight. No word if she picked up mean pinball skills in exchange
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Denver-bound flight rerouted to Albuquerque due to effects of atmospheric change on stomachs containing Taco Bell
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Thu June 21, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Farker Make More Hinjews was at LGA at midnight, waiting to show solidarity with migrant children as they were transferred. Woke up today to picture in the Grey Lady, repping Fark by being suitably sweaty (bottom center, grey shiat)
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Wed June 06, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Your emotional support tarantula, rodent, reptile, or elephant can no longer fly with you on JetBlue, some animals still allowed with the correct documents
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Tue June 05, 2018
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
Bad: your vehicle takes heavy damage in a hail storm. Worse: said vehicle is an Airbus A319. Holy crap: while traveling at 30,000 feet (with bowel-clearing pic)
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Sat June 02, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ ♬ 'Cause I'm fappin' on a jet plane, don't care and now I'll fap again ♬♫
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Wed May 30, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Survey finds most Americans satisfied with (most) air carriers in the US. Don't go patting yourself on the back just yet, United
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Tue May 22, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
When it's your last day on the job so you channel your inner Britney on a plane in front of everyone
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
How cabin crew judge if you are drunk on a plane because they don't know your Fark handle (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu May 17, 2018
(AOL)
 
 
 
Delta passenger subdued with wine bottle to the head sentenced to to two years in prison
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Look, we're all tired of watching the flight attendant's safety demonstrations each flight, but stealing the demonstration life jacket and stuffing it in the toilet helps no one
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A collection of the most bizarre videos and situations from flights in 2018. So far
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Fri May 04, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Drunk/stoned United flight attendant's boarding announcement: 'if your seatbelt isn't tight, you F^*%ed up'". Police at arrival gate tell her her seatbelt isn't tight
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Wed May 02, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
This just in: If you're sitting in a commercial aircraft and the window next to you has a handle underneath it, pushing down on the handle will not roll down the window
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
*DING* "You are now free to gloat about the cabin"
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well maybe if you didn't nickel and dime us to the brink of insanity over every little thing, we might stop stealing your damn pillows and blankets. Ever think of that, airlines?
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Fri April 27, 2018
(The Root)
 
 
 
American Airlines: Yes, a doctor warned us to divert the plane a passenger needed urgent medical care and yes, she died after we ignored him. But, we didn't beat her up or anything. It was the sky's fault. Sue the sky
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Tue April 17, 2018
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
"And if you look out the aircraft window on the left side, you'll see where we used to have an engine"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Battle for the overhead bin is still fierce even after they stopped stuffing pets in there
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Mon April 09, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
American Airlines: "Hold my beer"
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
United is suspending transport of pets in the cargo hold. So remember: your pet must fit in the overhead compartment
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