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Tue April 13, 2021
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Colorado family booted off plane because their 2-year-old wouldn't keep mask on. Speaking of 2-year-olds, can anyone keep anything from flying off them?
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Colorado family booted off plane because their 2-year-old wouldn't keep mask on. Speaking of 2-year-olds, can anyone keep anything from flying off them?
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
These kids invented a silent alarm to alert flight attendants that a victim of human trafficking is on the plane
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Tue April 06, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
HBO buys the rights to a sitcom about a women's porn magazine
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Happy National Ice Cream Day
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Thu April 01, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
So they expect them to just fall out of the sky?
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Your dog wants a second date
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Unlike commuter buses, airlines apparently frown upon unscheduled stop requests
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"It sounds nice to visit Hawaii, especially during lockdown. But it's not. Don't go there"
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Wed March 17, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Airlines got tens of billions in pandemic relief from the Trump administration, resulting in a windfall for shareholders as stocks almost doubled from their pandemic lows. "We socialized the airline industry's losses and largely privatized the gains"
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Tue March 09, 2021
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
The first rule about mile high fight club is you don't talk about mile high fight club. Though your passengers will probably post about it on social media
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
The first rule about mile high fight club is you don't talk about mile high fight club. Though your passengers will probably post about it on social media
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man acts out on flight home to India from Paris, forgetting to realize that he would probably rather be in India or Paris than in most places between the two. Enjoy Bulgaria
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Borat, Nomadland and more: a list of tonight's Golden Globe winners
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Sat February 27, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
It costs $27,500 to hit a Delta flight attendant. Cheaper to just put on the farking mask
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It costs $27,500 to hit a Delta flight attendant. Cheaper to just put on the farking mask
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coach Pot Roast?
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
28 pilot whales relaunched from notorious New Zealand stranding spot. Participating flight attendants said to be in high spirits
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Sun February 21, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Have one too many drinks on your airline flight, win stupid prizes like a $65k fine
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Have one too many drinks on your airline flight, win stupid prizes like a $65k fine
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Tue February 16, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Man subdued by law enforcement officers on flight from Atlanta to Boston after attempting to open cabin door mid-flight. No word whether or not he saw a creature walking on the wings and pulling up the engine cowlings
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Man subdued by law enforcement officers on flight from Atlanta to Boston after attempting to open cabin door mid-flight. No word whether or not he saw a creature walking on the wings and pulling up the engine cowlings
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Former flight attendants, laid off during air industry retrenchment, excel at selling insurance because of their hospitality training and interpersonal skills
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Former flight attendants, laid off during air industry retrenchment, excel at selling insurance because of their hospitality training and interpersonal skills
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Fri February 12, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Spirit Airlines on hiring spree over hopes of a travel rebound. Plus, what better way to protect your staff from Covid than by not having them do anything for the passengers, ever?
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Thu February 11, 2021
(BroBible)
 
 
 
What is it with hat guys?
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Tue February 02, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australia is on fire again
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
United Airlines leaves a horse's head in Congress' bed
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Fri January 22, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
American Airlines has so much extra wine due to flight schedule cutbacks from COVID-19, they started a wine home delivery service
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Flight attendant warns us about the drink you should 'never ever' consume on a plane, along with the fish dinner (possible nsfw content on page). It's tea and coffee
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Flight attendant warns us about the drink you should 'never ever' consume on a plane, along with the fish dinner (possible nsfw content on page). It's tea and coffee
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Thu January 14, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
FAA chief issues stern warning to travelers: Sit down, shut up, or we'll get all United on your ass
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FAA: hey Trumpist passengers, Gitmo is still open, so cool it when you fly
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
American Airlines banned booze on flights out of DC this morning. Ordinarily that'd be considered "cruel and unusual," but for those cretins let's call it a decent start
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Snapchat becomes the fourth company to lock Trump's account
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Tue December 29, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Something known as Lil Pump gets a lifetime ban from JetBlue for failing to wear a mask
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Sun December 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Our next news story: Travel will be different after the pandemic. This is Ric Romero reporting
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Tue December 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Enlightenment failed
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
As if getting on a plane these days weren't bad enough, you may never want to again after reading this
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Thu December 17, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Reassuring news for the flying public, you're probably breathing in toxic fumes inside airplanes everytime you fly. Now have love for the 'bleed air'
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Wed December 16, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
In today's age of being stuck at home looking for any entertainment, Roku and HBO reaching an agreement to get the Max app out tomorrow (12/17) is big news
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Tue December 15, 2020
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago today one of the funniest - and most underrated - Disney animated movie had it's premier: The Emperor's New Groove
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