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Fri March 24, 2023
		"I want a refund on my flight; someone died mid-flight and it ruined my vacation" source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	73

Tue March 21, 2023
		There are no direct flights from Heathrow to Kansas City, therefore Ted Lasso is canceled and Apple TV+ will begin airing reruns of Speed Racer source: decider.com \| share:	56

Sun March 12, 2023
		Chicken Noodle News tackles the pressing issues of these trying times source: cnn.com \| share:	39

Mon March 06, 2023
		Man tries to open emergency door on a flight to Boston and stabs flight attendant. He is tackled by other passengers, who then ask if he likes apples source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	65
		Man tries to open emergency door on a flight to Boston and stabs flight attendant. He is tackled by other passengers, who then ask if he likes apples source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	65

Fri March 03, 2023
		Matthew McConaughey's wife was on a plane that fell 4,000ft in seconds after a lightning strike. She was scared but everything turned out alright, alright, alright source: nypost.com \| share:	21

Mon February 27, 2023
		Welcome, F'artists, to your weekly art and crafting thread. What are you working on this week? What would you like to accomplish this spring? source: fark.com \| share:	13
		Tom Brady wants to chase his dream of being a stand-up comedian. Sample material: "What did the linebacker say to the flight attendant? Put me in coach" If the rest of the set is that good, Subby's flying to Boston for the show source: radaronline.com \| share:	36

Sun February 26, 2023
		What could it cost Michael, $10? source: nzherald.co.nz \| share:	50

Sat February 25, 2023
		Lady, it's a cockpit, not a cocktail pit source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	47
		Lady, it's a cockpit, not a cocktail pit source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	47

Fri February 24, 2023
		The reason White nationalist Nick Fuentes was put on the No Fly List was not because of political persecution, it was because the whiny little sh*t threatened a flight attendant source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	29

Sun February 05, 2023
		After last week's fantastic episode that should win all the Emmy's, we return to your fungal jungle bungle as Joel and Ellie hit the road and go west. Along the way, they meet the mysterious Kathleen. The Last of Us, 9PM ET on HBO source: comingsoon.net \| share:	84

Tue January 31, 2023
		I'd tell you to take this quiz that scores how much of a perfectionist you are, but I already aced it so there's not really any point in you trying source: npr.org \| share:	43

Sun January 22, 2023
		"Y'all see it on social media, because y'all have no idea who I am," she says as she's leaving the plane source: nbcnews.com \| share:	42
		"Y'all see it on social media, because y'all have no idea who I am," she says as she's leaving the plane source: nbcnews.com \| share:	42

Sat January 21, 2023
(Some Guy)		Fly the hot cocoa sampler skies source: unitedafa.org \| share:	6
(Some Guy)		Fly the hot cocoa sampler skies source: unitedafa.org \| share:	6

Wed January 18, 2023
		Headline: Netflix offers salary of $385,000 for private jet flight attendant. Article: Actual published 'salary range' (as required by California law) starts at $60,000 source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	27
		Headline: Netflix offers salary of $385,000 for private jet flight attendant. Article: Actual published 'salary range' (as required by California law) starts at $60,000 source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	27
		News: Flight attendants caught smuggling 27 kg of a regulated substance into the Philippines. Fark: It was onions source: jpost.com \| share:	41

Sun January 15, 2023
		Clouds, on the outside they're all puffy and soft but on the inside beats the heart of a Hallmark Channel serial killer source: theguardian.com \| share:	30

Thu January 12, 2023
		The age-old traveling debate about the armrests in the middle seat finally settled by a flight attendant. Don't make them turn this plane around source: wild955.iheart.com \| share:	20

Wed January 11, 2023
		Nerds create new VR game where you get to play... a xenophobic American passenger on an airliner? Wait, that's not funny source: news.mit.edu \| share:	34

Tue January 10, 2023
		Following last month's service meltdown, Southwest Airlines announces number of executive firings. Excuse me, did I say "firings"? I meant promotions source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	26

Sat December 31, 2022
		🎵 But I would drive 500 miles / and I would drive 600 more / Just to be the Dad who drove a thousand miles to Denver in the storm 🎵 source: abc7.com \| share:	37

Fri December 30, 2022
		Rules 1-5) Just sit in your seat and behave like a normal person (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	9
		Rules 1-5) Just sit in your seat and behave like a normal person (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	9

Wed December 28, 2022
		Southwest's response to their thousands of cancelations: Hope you kept your receipts source: cnn.com \| share:	141
		"We've had clear skies in the United States for several days now, more or less, and Southwest is the only airline that is failing so spectacularly here" source: npr.org \| share:	195

Mon December 26, 2022
		TSA finally catches someone. Was it a terrorist? Nope. Was it some jackass with a switchblade? Nope. Was it a flight attendant? Yup. Wait... wut? source: abc7.com \| share:	99

Sat December 17, 2022
		Top flight attendant points out the ten things that everybody can do to make this holiday travel season easier, but nobody will. Get ready to fly the unfriendly skies source: slate.com \| share:	14

Tue December 13, 2022
		The pen is too rowdy for Allegiant source: jalopnik.com \| share:	46
		The 50 best HBO TV shows of all time. Not news: Yep, that one's number one: News: The Leftovers is #23? Fark: slideshow source: avclub.com \| share:	74

Sat December 10, 2022
(Some Guy)		"I remember when passengers dressed up for business or first class." That's what people say when insinuating that a person "looks" like they should be in economy source: afar.com \| share:	261

Thu December 08, 2022
		Someone is calling BS on the FAA's famous 90-second rule source: forbes.com \| share:	68

Fri December 02, 2022
		Florida Man facing 90 days in jail over flying the Too Friendly Skies source: clickorlando.com \| share:	21
		Florida Man facing 90 days in jail over flying the Too Friendly Skies source: clickorlando.com \| share:	21

Wed November 30, 2022
		Woman tries to open airplane door mid-flight once she realizes she's going to Ohio source: yahoo.com \| share:	66
		Woman tries to open airplane door mid-flight once she realizes she's going to Ohio source: yahoo.com \| share:	66

Sat November 26, 2022
		Mom and dad had a laugh naming their future straight-razor-wielding plane passenger source: abc7news.com \| share:	52

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