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Mon August 10, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Microsoft employees call bull on TikTok deal, claim it's unethical, doesn't realize how Bill Gates made his billions
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stupid moist apple coffee cake recipe
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As gold crosses $2000 for the first time, some say it could rally to $4,000 by fall unless a we have a vaccine. Which is silly, every investor knows when a civilization killing pandemic hits you stick with the "Three A's": Ammo, Antibiotics and ATVs
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The travel industry begs the UK to relax their quarantine policy so they can make money
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Life is a (plastic) highway, I want to drive it all night long
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Police break up illegal rave in Epping Forest, complete with DJ, fairy lights, and 500 idiots
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(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
China and Russia ditch dollar in move toward "financial alliance." Finance farkers, does this mean the dollar is doomed?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell decides he no longer needs an intact spine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Our best hope for a Democrat senator from Kansas: A Reagan Republican who is fiscally conservative but is pro-choice and supports LGBQT equality
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's not fool ourselves, folks, Trump's payroll tax order wasn't designed to "help" small businesses, it was just the latest in a long line of GOP attacks on Social Security dating back to the New Deal days
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Knight Rider - The Movie
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(Drugs.com)
 
 
 
100+ patients in study were cured of gonorrhea with a single cheap pill. Golf clap? Golf clap
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Covid 19, Cardinals 16. The virus is blowing out today
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Driving hazards, kitchen gadgets, and a ton of pop culture references are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 26-Aug 1: The Other Mask We Wear Edition
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Six-state yard sale this weekend despite pandemic. Come for the vinyl records, stay for the vintage furniture, leave with coronavirus
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Fri August 07, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What the hell, New York? You used to be cool
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Make America Great: it starts with a COVID-quake, birds and snakes, and aeroplanes, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it seems as though Lebanon's government isn't terribly popular right now
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
She sits in her hobbit hole in fear at the Shire, Clinging on so tightly as she holds that ring against the fire, But Ye's got other plans and he ain't gonna give a shiat, For when it comes to Biden he keeps on fishsticking it
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Anti-maskers explain how it's really about their personal freedom (to endanger and infringe on the freedoms of others)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I had a small party for my birthday. It was to just be my brother, roommate, boyfriend, and me; my brother brought his new girlfriend and her son. She got drunk and stole my cake; he says I'm unreasonable asking for an apology and new cake. Am I?"
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Thu August 06, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Facebook takes down a Romanian troll farm pretending to be 'African-Americans for Trump'. It's a good start, now take down the rest of them
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Taiwan's in talks to make the first purchase of some sophisticated U.S. drones with a 6000 mile range and possibly with weapons already attached. China's not going to be happy about this, in fact Xi's going to be pretty irate
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Dingoes in areas of Australia that use poison baiting for animal control grow 6-9% larger than in areas that don't. We're gonna have to start saying "The dingo ate my toddler" in the near future
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Calpers CIO misses return targets and quits after less than two years, saying he wanted to focus on his health and family. Also, some other jackass already nabbed the "creative differences" excuse
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Windsor Castle opens the East Terrace Garden for the first time in 40 years. Lucky visitors may catch a glimpse of Prince Andrew pulling weeds or watering the lawn
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Former WWE wrestler claims on Facebook he once made a man disappear, now he's made his Facebook post disappear
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Bruins owned the regular season, but two losses in this postseason format rendered that accomplishment meaningless
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sasha Grey explains why she refused to take it in Hollywood, which was "far creepier than porn"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beavers win legal right to remain in their river home. Nice
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I caught my husband looking at Pornhub. That's adultery, right?"
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Watermelon burgers...and I'll see myself out
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Wed August 05, 2020
(KOAA)
 
 
 
Littering will get you a pony. Lesson learned
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Spitting Image reveals its Boris Johnson and Prince Andrew for the first time. Wait...those are puppets?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For a change it wasn't an American tourist damaging a statue at a museum while posing for a photo
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
58 years ago today we said goodbye Norma Jean, just a candle in the wind
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Fiery bloke's romantic wedding proposal falls flat when he burns down his flat, but the burning love of his life still says yes
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden's brain trust clearly see the VP pick as Harris, Obama's people say not so fast, Susan Rice would guarantee the enthusiastic presence of both Barack and Michelle Obama on the campaign trail
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Gold is, well, gold
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How the Village People took gay sex mainstream. Come for the MAGA anthem, stay for the Simpsons reference
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Calcium-rich supernova observed in the Milky Way
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lou Williams said that eating at a strip club "wasn't the best-quality decision." No kidding. Who eats at a strip club anyway?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a first, The Old Grey Lady's digital revenue beats print as The Times, they are a-changin'
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Paleontologists identify cancer in a dinosaur fossil for the first time. But since it was out-of-network, it was boned anyway
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Want a raise? Survive COVID-19
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
When you have to go to a website called 12365auto.com for stats to back your article you might as well stamp "Chinese shill" right on the byline
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
♬ And their won't be Rockettes at Radio City this Christmas / The greatest gift we'll get this year is life (Oooh) / Where nothing ever grows, traffic barely flows / Guess you know it's Covid time at all
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(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Bojangles unveils new logo. Dale Earnhardt Jr. says you'll get right over it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Inventor of the Gaia hypothesis and one of the inspirations behind SimEarth turns 101, in no hurry for her earthly embrace
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(The Daily Californian)
 
 
 
The 4 stages of going down a weird YouTube rabbit hole. With suggestions you can probably top
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Famous economics experiment reproduced thousands of times." Geez, you'd think they'd have gotten it right by now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ten Americans share their stories of trying to rebuild their lives after Coronavirus turned their lives upside down
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The genome of mountain goats shows how they adapted to their environment to float their boats
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Porcine film classic "Babe" is 25. That'll do, aging, that'll do
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
No longer wired to life, the co-creator of the computer mouse has ended his tale
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The Caspian Sea Monster rides again, one last time
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Heist Macaque steals bag of bread from supermarket, regrets nothing
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why is anyone going to Disney World right now?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The unlikely tale of how Bruce Hornsby's "The Way It Is'' has become a staple for.....Hip Hop songs
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Who really writes these headlines?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm new to this whole parenting thing, but my niece who is told to 'express herself' often says critical things that are deemed 'honest' but are actually damned annoying; she snoops at gifts, she criticizes food portions; can I get her to stop?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Megan Fox's soul "ascended to a high enough level that it split into a twin flame", she told her new boyfriend the first time they met. Somewhere, the hot-crazy graph weeps
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Why we can't have nice things: boaters swarm SpaceX Dragon capsule with Doug and Bob after splashdown. Maybe they wanted to huff some of that toxic hydrazine
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Portland police declare unlawful assembly. Seems like a weird thing to deduct on your taxes, but okay
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Some bugs don't croak after being eaten by frogs. But the aftermath could be termed pretty crappy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RNC get whiplash from their about-face on press attending Trump coronation
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
"The most striking peculiarity of this bizarre era is that a man like Trump could command the national stage and the media's attention for the better part of five years. That fact does not speak well of the condition of American civil society"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Covid-19, Lions-8
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Water hazards, contract killers, strange accidents, and the space race are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 19-25 Batletoads Edition
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you had "after a week or so" in this year's "how soon should I give up on the Mets this year?" pool, step up and collect your winnings
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Negative, Ghostwriter, the content management system is full
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
95% of adults are now wearing face masks in public since Trump started wearing one. Surely someone to the Right will point out what an example of leadership that is, Biden didn't get us to 95%
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Here are ten steps to follow when dumping Chrome to switch to Microsoft Edge, which should help dozens of users
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Baby sharks sighted patrolling Welsh airspace. You r'ead that ryght
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Target Tonya loses clients, husband, career because of masks, now has some regerts
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Looking forward to a great Silverstone Grand Prix double header? Not if your name is Sergio Perez and you just failed a Covid test
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One. Per. Minute
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(Some Astronomers)
 
 
 
The latest communist, ANTIFA-adjacent organization to throw its lot in with Black Lives Matter: Sky & Telescope magazine
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Bo knew
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo tells Senate Democrats that Trump is too totally tough on Russia,...but..hey can't say how, exactly, because...errr..It's classified?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just about every player in baseball thinks Kelly's 8-game suspension for not hitting a guy while not getting thrown out of a ballgame is excessive
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Never too early to get the dumbest farking thing you'll read all day out of the way
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Far side images of Pluto suggest subsurface ocean, cows looking out for cars
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Austin has identified its first "probable human case" of West Nile Virus in 2020 because why the hell not?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
At least there's beer
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I donated sperm once to my sister and her wife, and now my family is pressuring me to do it again. I really don't want to, but they're relentless. What should I do?"
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Forget about gay frogs. The government is testing chemicals designed to disrupt human reproductive cycles on non-consenting people in the guise of 'crowd control'. Vote
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
All that power-washing and scrubbing with Clorox wipes is probably as effective against COVID-19 as TSA confiscating water bottles and strip-searching your granny is against terrorists
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Wed July 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jim Jordan, another out of touch conservative politician oversimplifying and misinterpreting complex issues to prove big tech is out to get conservatives, in the Breibart Tweet Zone
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The comics tv family reunions continue as Daisy meets her mom for the first time again tonight on Marvel's Agents of SHIELD at 10pm eastern on ABC
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic's SpaceShipTwo will have special mirrors on the walls and ceiling (and probably pink champagne on ice)
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Faced with a tight budget, small Kentucky town decides to hire a cheaper-than-a-police-officer social worker. The results are ... [checks notes] ... bad news for private prisons
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Article asks "American Catastrophe: How Did We Get Here?". Answer: see tag
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why is Bob Ross still so popular despite the fact he's outdated?
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Tue July 28, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Senate HEELS Act will include another $1,200 check delivered to you by either Rowdy Roddy Piper or the Iron Sheik
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
There's your problem, America. You used "Red Dawn" to fight COVID-19 when you should've used "The Andromeda Strain"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friend has been quarantining alone for months. She's convinced that she's having an emotional relationship with a ghost living inside her apartment and that there is a sexual component to it. Should I be concerned about her mental health?"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bandywaist Cocklesnore dresses as Dr. Strange and surprises comic book fans
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It WORKS
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Giant waves of sand are moving on Mars. Fark: Astronomers were surprised by this
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Mashable)
 
 
 
The Stündenglass Gravity Hookah is extremely versatile, capable of handling flower, concentrates and shisha. It also features a "contactless smoke delivery system" which is now more important than ever
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to the miracle of reruns, Johnny Carson is keeping some people from going crazy during this pandemic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Blue lobster found at red lobster. Tag is for sending it to a zoo
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings infection control officer didn't
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hoax contagion pushes hoax currency back up above $10K
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
One missing ingredient for mail-in voting in the US: a functioning postal service
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Qatar says it's interested in bidding for 2032 Olympics and Paralympics and that with all its oil money it will air condition the entire country
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Sun July 26, 2020
(New York Review of Books)
 
 
 
Physicians who overprescribe opioids and other addictive drugs get threatened with having their licenses permanently revoked by medical boards. The operative word here is threatened. Tag is for the boards
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Strange diseases, creatures and plants ... Oh My
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Last week, the Sunday Morning Music Club was all about the synthesizer. This week, we're playing with our organ ... and looking for the best organ songs of all time
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
German cruise ship 'tests the water' during the coronavirus pandemic with short cruise to nowhere. Only tests 1200 passengers temp with simple questionnaire. This won't end well
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Ten years ago today, the best Sherlock Holmes made its debut
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Mmmmm, lab-grown bacon
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia denies testing anti-satellite weapon, says they were only sending message to beautiful wife, Morgan Fairchild
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Joshua Tree hiker is stranded in God's country for 40 hours, climbs one-tree hill in search of food. He eventually manages to exit, but bad situation could have been a Sunday bloody Sunday if rescuers still hadn't found what they're looking for
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scots tree surgeon with a sense of humor now calls himself Forest Stump after losing leg in machine horror
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
No-one told these guys The X-Files was cancelled
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Two ugly ass Gentoo penguin chicks hatched at the Tennessee Aquarium
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(Women's Health)
 
 
 
First time e-mailer, long time viewer. Please have your thyroid checked. The lump on your neck reminds me of mine when I was diagnosed with cancer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
1970s rockers, 1980s movies, and 1990s TV shows are all the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 12-18: Why Are Stores Still Out Of This Edition
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Half of America now believes the jobs they lost because of the pandemic are never coming back. Thanks Donnie
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(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more zoos are reopening, but the big cats who live in them don't really give two shiats if you come or not
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Don't panic over Taco Bell's sudden elimination of vegetarian items
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Thu July 23, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New York Yankees to move pitching mound 50 feet closer for August 15th game
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
ProPublica's article on climate migration avoids modeling how soon the US will invade Canada
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baseball has finally returned. Will the Yankees beat the Nationals? Or will the defending World Series champions take this one? Who will win the classic rivalry game between the Giants and Dodgers? Games at 7:00 and 10:00 PM ET on ESPN, respectively
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Russia just tested a space-based projectile weapon. Let's see that film on blinding techniques, then we'll all have some lunch
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
How did the Universe make our existence possible?
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
The median price for a home in San Diego is now over $600k (with photo of a $500k house in a crappy neighborhood)
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Why staring at the sun is important. Donald Trump and Harry Caray both nod in agreement
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How Trump's comeback will unfold
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Trump's Jedi mind tricks aren't working anymore." In other news, someone at the Washington Post thinks Trump would be a Jedi
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I put a fitness tracker on my lazy dog, or how the end results came close to making the Fail tag beat out the Woofday tag this Woofday Wetnose Wednesday. Have you ever put any type of tracking device on your pooch?
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump shifts tone on pandemic, now says things will "probably get worse before they get better". So either we've turned the corner and flattened the curve or they've flattened the corner around the curve we've just turned
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(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
Listen, lad. Other MAGAts said I was daft to hang a Trump sign here. But I hung it all the same, just to show 'em. It got defaced. So, I hung a 2nd one. That got burned. So, I hung a 3rd one. That got defaced and burned. But the 4th one...oh, damn
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Suddenly, volcano sharks
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Former 'ex-gay' lobbyist who lobbied Mike Pence against LGBT equality is getting married. Yep, you guessed it...to a man
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Former Biden fundraiser wore a wire for the FBI in 2010 to probe Biden's campaign and its financial practices. Since you are just reading about it now, a decade later, it's safe to say the FBI found absolutely nothing
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
"He really threw shiat at us, and it looks amazing." Helen Hunt reminisces about "Twister"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Gamma-ray telescopes can now measure the diameters of distant stars. Someday researchers hope to attempt the Brando-Welles Binary
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
What the hell is the US Army doing with its own eSports Twitch stream? And this free controller/recruiter switcheroo is really just the worst
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Since they went so well the first time around, Trump is bringing back the coronavirus briefings
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
But what if you work for the Bureau of Land Management
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Which country will emerge King of Coronavirus mountain?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy prepares for showdown with Yertle over Coronavirus relief
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tower of London Beefeaters forced to settle for Steak-Ums and "variety meats"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers discover a hybrid fungus involved in lung infections. Oh, and it's also up to three times more drug-resistant than its parent species. Think of it as the cherry on your 'rona sundae
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(Slate)
 
 
 
No
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Hot weather stops coronavirus in DC, or at least coronavirus testing
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, only ninety miles away from 'Murica
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The bums chasing his majors record don't have a damn thing on the Golden Bear, just like COVID-19
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
As if: It's the 25th anniversary of Clueless and the day Paul Rudd hid a certain portrait in his attic
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Desperate UK residents increasingly falling for 130 year old scam
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Six times The Price is Right gave itself the losing horn
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Sat July 18, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Here's the full text of John Lewis's seminal "Note to Self"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Ultrasonic Songs of Seduction" is my new Barry White techno remix album
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Can Norwich City continue their historic winless streak? It's your better late submitted than never submitted Saturday EPL thread as the Canaries are taking on Burnley on NBC
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(Some Far Out Space Nut)
 
 
 
SpaceX to drag astronauts back to Earth August 2
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tiger King and Netflix hit with trademark lawsuit calling for "complete destruction" of the series
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Fri July 17, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You can count on the Scottish census - next year
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ecuadorian hummingbirds actually know the words. Awwwww yeahhhh
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fast food, funny money, freaky weather, and the FBI are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 5-11: Jeez, It's Freakin' Hot Outside Edition
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
There are picky eaters...and then there is this guy who only eats chicken strips and plain bagels
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(CNN)
 
 
 
24-year old TX woman who spent 80 days in the hospital because of Coronavirus says she regrets not wearing a mask. "Maybe if I would have listened and worn a mask I would have avoided all this" Wait until she gets the bill
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Princess Beatrice gets married in secret wedding with the Queen and Prince Philip as guests. No word on status of that hat
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A first-hand account of navigating the confusing student loan forgiveness program, a quagmire of red tape designed to keep forcing you into indentured servitude
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Confectioner Cadbury says it's reducing the size - but not the price - of its candies. You know, for safety
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Cities on flames...with rock and roll. Underrated rock gods Blue Öyster Cult to release first new album in almost 20 years
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
With at least seven players not in Orlando for restart of season due to Covid or undisclosed reasons, Nuggets may be forced to break out 7-foot-2 secret weapon Bol Bol, son of Manute. Like his dad, he can shoot threes and block shots
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Thu July 16, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
PLAAF: "We have 50 stealth fighters." USAF: "We are Legion"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Military leaders: "We want you to ban the Confederate flag at Defense Department facilities." Defense Secretary Esper: "I KNEW you were gonna say that"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Looking for a good golf tourney? Ohio's hottest club is Whiff. Promoter Bogie Parr has gone all out, and inside it's everything: screaming caddies in Mozart wigs, bunkers, psychos, Furbies, sunburnt groupies with white belts - everything but fans
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists say sexed semen should soon save sparse species
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(Music Radar)
 
 
 
Rick Wakeman narrows his list of favorite synthesizers down to five, discusses his ongoing defiance of the Edna Mode no-capes edict
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Your ancestors knew Death in ways you never will. Then again, they never got frogurt and emojis either, so it's kind of a wash
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Despite news to the contrary, people are social distancing as head of condom maker reports drooping sales
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Oh great, ticks that can reproduce asexually
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What 24 hours feels like in a Covid hotspot
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"I'm doing well. I've been continuing my treatment and it's been paying off, though it does fatigue me a great deal. My numbers are good. I'm feeling great." What is, "Thanks for the update and best of luck, Alex?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey y'all, if you are having a crawfish boil, here is how you choose the right pot for it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
OTD 75 years ago, the sun rose twice for the first time
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
In Case of Emergency Break Glass and scream about M-13. (cue sounds of breaking glass)
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Why does comet NEOWISE have two tails?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After a record 70,237 people died of overdoses in 2017, Trump put Jared on the case, who assembled a blue-ribbon commission to tackle the problem. And by 2019 there were just 70,980 overdose deaths in the US. Mission Accomplished
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Bristol TN is set to become the US' newest Covid-19 hotspot
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
The Hatch Chile Festival will be cancelled for the first time in it's history as the COVID-19 pandemic continues to heat up
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"It's not done as a remembrance to the days when juice boxes and orange slices were the eagerly consumed and mostly sticky reward for playing soccer in the hot sun"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Okay, big sigh of relief, everyone: Ruth Bader Ginsburg has been discharged from hospital and is doing well
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Governor of Ohio to give public statement at 5:30 instead of daily briefing at 2:00. Speculation as to the subject includes "why haven't you updated the coronavirus map even though several counties are at 'Everybody-Panic Purple.'"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The British invade a small Spanish resort town after being unleashed from lockdown, wreak havoc in the streets because... *checks notes*... the bars closed at 2 AM
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
COVID-19 is spiking at the Tesla plant in Fremont, California (Where Elon Musk himself toured unmasked in June)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
I agree with Trump
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Tue July 14, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Catalan politician Torrent accuses Spain of spying, downloading warez
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC says we can get COVID threat under control in 1-2 months if everyone wears a mask
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
World famous street artist Banksy makes rare appearance on London Underground, spray paints Tube with lockdown message for the un-masked (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RBG is in the hospital, everybody panic. Seriously, everybody panic
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Condor stand up humor "I just flew in from Buenos Aires without flapping my wings, boy am I tired... not"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Physicists discover rotating black holes might serve as portals for hyperspace travel, your mom jokes
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Kanye: On second thought, this is a stupid idea
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tin foil. It's not just for wrapping your head anymore
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Quarantine, here we come, right back where we started from
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am a single conservative woman in her 30s, was widowed at 30, and had one relationship in the interim. I do not believe in casual sex, but I'm horny all the time and can't stop thinking about sex. THIS IS TOTALLY REAL"
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Four words: David. Bowie. Jigsaw. Puzzles
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Mid East's energy producers are expected to earn $270 billion less in oil revenue this year proving oil and tears don't mix
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(Taste of Country)
 
 
 
49 years ago, Eagles performed together publicly for the first time in public as a backing group for Linda Ronstadt. At Disneyland
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Zero coronavirus deaths reported in NYC for the first time in 4 months. Now let's keep it that way
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Sun July 12, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass condors spotted in Sequoia National Park for the first time in 50 years
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Indycar is Scott Dixon's plaything this year as he goes for his 4th win in a row. Will spectators continue to pack the track and ignore basic protective measures? This is your Indycar REV Group Grand Prix Race 2 at Road America at Noon ET on NBC
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Covid-19 isn't going away any time soon
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Strawberry Squids Forever
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
After a rather uneventful win for Dixon last week, Indycar has its first double header of the season at Road America. The size of the track is allowing spectators this weekend. This is your Indycar Rev Group Grand Prix race 1 at 5 PM ET on NBCSN
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk passes Warren Buffett to became the seventh richest person in the world, still tied with Bezos and Zuckerberg on top of the richest a**holes in the world list
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
What's behind Japan's record-breaking rainfall? Besides the obvious factor of global warming, forecasters note unexpected presence of "wet tongue"
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new sponge discovered in the "Forest of the Weird" gets its name, and it's somehow not "Wipey McCounterspill"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
His Orangeness' poll standings continue to slide on news that randomly Tweeting vague campaign slogans in all caps just doesn't work like it used to
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
North Korean despot Kim Jong-un is not dead, he's just in zombie form after visiting his grandad Kim Il-Sung's memorial site. His sister has taken over the day-to-day as she seeks an end to US summit to prove she's in control (possible nsfw content on page)
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Subby's guessing "Not Sweden"
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Black high school baseball player taunted by racist chants from the opposing team and fans; "I was able to ignore everything until they said I should be like George Floyd"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Put on your shocked face...Trump wrote the health report he used for his election
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Arse-hole Walmart worker "cancels" dog's naturalistic spa retreat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Barr: "Have we considered giving the cops *more* money?"
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Thu July 09, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Last month, angry OC residents forced the resignation of their chief health officer, even threatening her with death for daring to require masks. It looks like as they sowed, so shall they be reaped
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Woodrow Wilson was so much worse than you think
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Unfortunately accurate headline of the day to point out the stupid: "America Is Refusing to Learn How to Fight the Coronavirus"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Justice Department to resume federal executions for the first time in more than 15 years because OF COURSE THEY ARE
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Video of man getting new glasses causes subby to get something in his eye
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(AP News)
 
 
 
♫♪ ♫♪ Fighting soldiers from the sky / Fearless men (and now woman) who jump and die / Men (and now woman) who mean just what they say / The brave men (and now woman) of the Green Beret ♫♪ ♫♪
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"May we suggest opening with a nice stiff drink or two?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Zoom meetings, food promotions, and Holy Fark How Many TV Shows Have Characters In Blackface are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 28-July 4: Online Gaming Edition
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
1.5 billion people will depend on water from mountains until Nestle buys it all
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Democrats with a superstitious fear of even thinking over-confidently are excused from a further reading of this piece, lest they tempt the Lord Satan (or at least Vladimir Putin) to intervene demonically on the president's behalf." That's the joke
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving." ― Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky
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Wed July 08, 2020
(BGR)
 
 
 
There will be no additional stimulus check
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(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
Snail trails prove old boner is just medieval rather than prehistoric (Possibly NSFW)
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Army of robots cheerlead a baseball game before hunting down and killing the losing team (video)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Taking a break from sucking, Dukeys have created green glowing worms that can provide live-action movies of the body's internal scaffolding
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Start spreading the news, the NY Yankees will be playing the NY Mets at CitiField on September 11, 2021. You know what else happened on 9/11
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
NASCAR racer Jimmie Johnson cleared to return to racing this weekend a week after testing positive for coronavirus. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In an effort to explain the scale of North Korea's nuclear program to Trump, the CIA built a model of the Hermit Kingdom's underground weapons facility and put a miniature Statue of Liberty inside it
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(Wired)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that this day in history was the day that we captured our first alien, but this day in history was the first time we captured our first alien
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Last week the US shattered previous records by report a new record 50,000 new coronavirus cases in one day. The good news is that this hasn't happened again. The bad news is that's because we had 60,000 new cases yesterday instead
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lysol can in fact kill coronavirus. No word yet on whether sticking blacklights up people's asses will also help
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I worry that if I tell my girlfriend what I want--what I really, really want--she'll be turned off and find my desired kink off-putting. How can I handle this?"
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Inforum)
 
 
 
The first trumpet of the apocalypse has sounded...in Fargo, ND
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two US Aircraft Carriers operate in South China Sea for first time since 2014
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ MVC reopens for the first time in almost four months. What could .... DUCK
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
How to cook heart of shark at home.. actually, don't cook it, just eat it raw. "He'd half-expected the heart to be sliced into strips, like when you buy a cut of fish, but nope, the bag simply contained a complete shark heart"
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(National Review)
 
 
 
They're trying to cancel LINCOLN, says NRO article with no examples of cancelling Lincoln
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Nvidia nside
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Large movie theater chains filing suit against NJ for wanting to be treated similarly to churches and indoor malls. It's all make believe and entertainment, so why not?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Our ancestors weren't fat - they were big-boned. No, seriously
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The White House is trying to plug intel leaks and having the usual success rate of a Trump-run operation
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(HackRead)
 
 
 
Good: Police using bodycams. Not so much: Forgetting to erase the footage before reselling them on eBay
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've never been on great terms with my mother-in-law; she constantly buys random, dirty, unsafe things she sees at yard sales for my daughter. Her four other grandkids get new toys and lavish vacations. Is she being a miserly biatch because of me?"
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The Chern numbers of all bulk bands are equal to zero, while at the same time chiral edge modes exist in all quasienergy gaps. Floquet then
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
See what sending out them negative waves did, Moriarty?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Landlord removes siding from one of his buildings, revealing cool murals from the 1950s. Subby's office is on the same block, now I have an excuse to visit for the first time in 3 months
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DragonCon 2020 officially canceled; it will be a virtual online con instead. So, no different than sitting in your mom's basement watching everyone else do their thing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two thirds of Georgia Tech's faculty have been turned into rambling wrecks upon hearing the news that the university plans to reopen its campus
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ceiling possum is watching you masturbate -
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Children need to be educated about racism
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Police in England pretty sure that drunk people can't socially distance after the pub reopening mess
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 2.5-year-old grandson has been having a recurring nightmare about a lady who tells him she needs something in his room and wants to put something on his foot. He's potty training and has a 4 week-old sister. How can we help him through this?"
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Today the Supreme Court will issue decisions in July for the first time since 1996. Come for the SCOTUSblog live feed starting at 9:20
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Guardian)
 
Boobies
 
Thanks to coronavirus lockdowns, are we about to see the death of the bra?
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
For the first time since the 2002 Daytona 500, Jimmie Johnson will not be in a Cup race. The Indy tripleheader concludes with the Big Machine Hand Sanitizer 400 from the Brickyard, at 4 PM ET on NBC
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Suddenly Washing Machine
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that opening all the pubs in Britain at six in the morning would cause such mayhem after the lockdown?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sentient Potato say Americans "are yearning for that renewal of optimism and positivity." Yes, yes we are, but probably not in the way you're imagining
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cannabis cookouts: Americans to get so high on the 4th of July that they'll actually spend more on weed than the cookouts
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Best Korea: "We got everything we wanted from you, Orangeskin. Don't call us anymore"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Here's your 4th of July thread. So what are you doing on Independence Day aka The Christmas of Summertime? Any traditions that you do on this day? Be safe and maybe set off a few fireworks and enjoy this patriotic day
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
...and yet, the UK will still blow it, Boris
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
31 MLB players and 7 staff among 19 of 30 teams test positive for covid-19. Play Ball
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's a shiatty time in a shiatty year that may get worse before it ends. So here are 20 quotes from Captain America to help bring out your inner hero
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers determine how much oxygen the brain needs. Don't worry, you're safe
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Article on "the week America lost control over the pandemic". TL;DR Just tell me, was it infrastructure week? It was, wasn't it?
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Geddy Lee has only stood in line once to get tickets to see a band .... Yes, it was not the Eagles
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(SFist)
 
 
 
Ex-San Franciscans realize they can keep their sweet Bay Area jobs while moving to towns where the streets -aren't- lined with needles, poop and neo-Maoist trust-fund dipshiats
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
If you thought the ECTO-1/Transformers mashup was great, hold onto your flux capacitor
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Trump Believes That He Is Losing Because He Hasn't Been Racist Enough. Subby bets that surprises no one
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Did anybody check the golf courses?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Old 'n (hopefully not) busted: dental dams. New viral protective goodness: cuddle curtains (preferably that match the carpet)
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Thank you for your interest in turning on your seat heaters. Would you like to purchase a one day use pass for $8, season pass for $99, or a lifetime pass for $499? Lifetime pass includes one free day pass for the passenger seat
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The 50 best albums of 2020 so far to the left. Your arguments / agreements / personal favorites to the right
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
No word on what the over/under will be as NJ to allow gambling on the Nathan's hot dog eating contest but you can bet that you want to be no where near a porta-potty in Coney Island that afternoon
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Astronomers spot planets dancing around each other, say it might be time to queue up Hammer Time to welcome this discovery
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mount Rushmore is on land stolen from Native Americans, according to The New York Times, which is also built on land stolen from Native Americans
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
For possibly the first time ever, there's something good about both social media and porgs. Onion-cutting ahead
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Mars needs people. Particularly 110 who would like to be buried in a unique place
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Facebook improperly gave users' data to third-party developers, again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Arizona's Coronavirus cases are skyrocketing, with 3,300 new cases so far today, So, OF COURSE AZ Rep. and Chair of the "Freedom Caucus" Andy Biggs is calling for the Coronavirus Task Force to be disbanded for daring to contradict Trump on re-opening
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Can slow restarters Spurs get a win and climb above Arsenal in the table? Can slow restarters Sheffield Utd get a win and climb above Arsenal in the table? Will Liverpool show up for anything other than the Guard of Honor at City? Game on @ 1:00pm ET
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Barefoot Bonnie and Clyde have pulled their guns before
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hard math problems, reopening venues, and of course Florida Man doing his thing are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 21-27 Visit from Mom Edition
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
A whopping 4.3 million idiots tuned in to see the frothing fear-mongering of nazi dishrag Tucker Carlson
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Zuck will not be bullied by corporations, plans to keep Facebook as a haven for hate speech. Figures the ad money will return if he can help shape another election by spreading misinformation to older voters
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Exposed core of gas giant planet, like Neptune, seen for first time. No word on if this theory applies to Uranus
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife has $100,000 in student loan debt from a Master's Degree program she got kicked out of. We've been married for six months. Every time I suggest she get a job, she says she'd rather die than not do something she loves. What do I do?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beavers returned for the first time in 400 years to a UK estate to help with flood control are really getting busy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
HELLO, McFly just signed their first record deal in a decade. It was their density
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Toledo Hemp Center offering free CBD dog treats to calm fireworks anxiety. Your dog wants steak... and Doritos... and Funyuns... and maybe some Taco Bell, dude
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Irish will be Irish
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Excited to hear the SCOTUS rulings on Trump's taxes, Obamacare, and the Electoral College? Well, you'll have to wait a bit longer. Supremes put remaining decision off until after July 4th for the first time in nearly 35 years
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New exotic particle discovered by scientists at the Large Hadron Collider Beauty, eh
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Quantum fluctuations can affect objects at human scale. Which may explain how Salvatore Quanucci was spit out of the universe like a watermelon seed and never seen again
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
First time poster, long time Farker. Happy 33rd birthday to WFAN, the nation's first 24-hour sports talk radio station
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Bear spotted on University of Kentucky campus for first time since 1953
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Study confirms an asteroid killed the dinosaurs on Earth, so those dinosaurs shiatting on your car don't exist
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
♪ Put me in coach, I'm ready to play 2.0
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
PA Governor: "No parades. Not on state roads during a pandemic" Simple farmers, people of the land, common clay of Pennsylvania: "Side streets it is, then. Tractors, ho"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump bails out on Alabama rally after realizing maybe people just might not want to catch the covid
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The UK is about to become an oven
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Tue June 30, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Seeing as we could do with a bit of good news, the story of one family's dad recovering from Coronavirus
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden invites Fauci to extend his service when he beats Donnie on election day. Countdown to Donnie firing Fauci 10,9,8,7
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
I guess she did nazi him pointing the rifle at her
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers find monkeys and humans have the same bananas thinking patterns
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump's latest appointment sees the US as a "homo-empire" and believes women should not be allowed to hold political office
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(Vox)
 
 
 
What is the true cost of your Amazon purchase?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lawyers for George Floyd's murderers announce that accurately describing the murder biases potential jurors
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yahoo finally picks up the Drew time traveling story. Apparently his responses have been going viral on TikTok as well
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
William Shatner delivers his 100th and final Captain's Log
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Chernobyl secret documents released for first time in 34 years from the world's biggest-ever nuclear accident show that the Soviet cover-up was bigger than thought. It happened before the time they said it did and had already spread across Europe (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Mystery unmanned craft seen off Florida may be secret spy vessel ...or a new shark species that goes by the name SHARC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While Republicans bemoan Minimum Wage Wally getting a living wage for the first time in his life while on unemployment. The Fed now owns Walmart's debt. Privatize the profits, and socialize the losses, eh 'Murica?
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(DW)
 
 
 
Germany's version of the Dallas Cowboys is not impressed with their billionaire owner and are looking to fire him
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
IPhone 12 to debut USB-C and a new 20-watt charger that won't be included
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Sun June 28, 2020
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's a triple-bill Sunday at Pocono, with the Trucks at 9:30 AM, Xfinity at 12:30 PM, and the PocoNap 350 at 4 PM, all times Eastern and all on FS1
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Sat June 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Courts rules ICE must please think of the children
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Las Vegas police: "You want our body cam footage? Sure. That'll be $280/hr"
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Mike Pence, flanked by Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx had this to say, "We slowed the spread. We flattened the curve. We saved lives,"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Climate activists disrupt reopening of Paris' Orly Airport. Oui, rly
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
90% of U.S.-bound cruise ships brought us the coronavirus in early March. Good thing Captain Trump warned us too late
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: a tribute to future HOF member, The Undertaker, including airing of his Wrestlemania "boneyard" match vs A.J. Styles. Also, will we see Jeff Hardy respond to Sheamus? It's all up in the air, Bro It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Unknown currents in Southern Ocean have been observed with help of seals. Rangers, SAS, Spetsnaz, and KSK last not seen
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Report from intelligence agencies finds Russia offered bounties for killing US troops in Afghanistan and that some bounties have been paid. Trump responds decisively by "deliberating for months"
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