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Tue May 17, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Pennsylvania GOP primaries haven't yet started, but the finger pointing has already started as to who is responsible for losing the governor's seat this fall. Is it MAGA, or Ultra-MAGA?
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
A species of moth that hasn't been seen since 1912 shows up in luggage claim at DTW in an excellent example of Delta's delayed luggage policy
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man says he has been abducted by aliens 60 times and forced fight in their army. I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Albert Pujols has 681 home runs, and now 1 inning pitched
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
You can now own a rock n' roll bust for your living room. Chinese Democracy, Van Halen III unavailable for comment
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
TENnant and Tate are back again
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's the penultimate show of the 47th season. Will a hint of departures emerge tonight? Will this be Che and Jost's Update swan song? Will Kate McKinnon and Cecily Strong shine? Selena Gomez hosts, Post Malone musics. SNL, 11:30PM ET on NBC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia took Griner hostage to trade her for a convicted arms trafficker
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Florida Woman, fine art, musicians, and Canadian things are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 5-11: Friday the 13th Edition
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Very nice, but was she willing to take an arrow to the knee for her craft?
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(Milford Daily News)
 
 
 
Flannel fight forecast as L.L.Bean plans store in the same shopping center as Cabela's for the first time ever. Eddie Bauer calls next
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Fri May 13, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Because they continue to prove they're smarter than men?
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Michael Bolton to be honored for his charity work on domestic violence awareness, presumably for his repeated advocacy of how it should be When a Man Loves a Woman and proper decimal point placement
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If the moon was made of thale cress, would you eat it? I know I would. Heck, I'd have seconds and then polish it off with a tall cool Budweiser
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(Alabama Political Reporter)
 
 
 
GQP Senatorial candidate Mike Durant denies his father molested his sister, no matter what she says. One would think incest would be a plus to Alabama voters
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donate blood, and pass your toxins on to some other poor sucker
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The US will host the Rugby World Cup for the 1st time, immediately begins stockpiling beer
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(MSN)
 
 
 
*leans forward* That's subpoenas
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Twins rookie pitcher makes MLB debut, but never throws a pitch
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Nuclear fusion happens during the Big Bang and also in stars, but oh, those two things aren't the same
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Right about now, all those people who thought Bitcoin was the future are starting to question their faith in Sparkle Motion
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
EHT set to reveal "groundbreaking" discovery about Milky Way. Spoiler: Elon Musk has bought the naming rights to the galaxy and it will henceforth be known as the "Musky Way"
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Wed May 11, 2022
(BetaNews)
 
 
 
That #NewProfilePic app that's sweeping social media? Yup, it's from Russia. Wesley Crusher and Robin Lefler submitted this with a better headline
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(Politico)
 
 
 
MussAlito's draft decision on abortion is the only one being circulated at SCOTUS. There are no alternatives or compromises being discussed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Never fear, Rally Rat is here
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Sodium and water don't just react because of chemistry. Here's how quantum physics explains what's truly happening
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Everyone: run to your closets. If this stupid fashion trend takes off, we're all millionaires
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Air traffic controllers guide a passenger to a safe landing after the pilot suffered a medical emergency. He probably had the fish
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
Let them fight
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Wayne's World and Austin Powers were, oh, about a hundred years ago or so. Stay tuned around 2035 when Mike Myers dons a dozen costumes for his next regularly scheduled flop
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British government: Hey, there aren't any big problems in international affairs right now, so let's tear up the Northern Ireland protocol
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Europe goes to war. Have you eaten your salad? Did you remember to give that wolf a banana? Are you cheering for sentimental favorite Ukraine? It's okay, because boys do cry. Eurovision 3pm EDT Peacock/Streaming Global
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Get ready for a new face on the money
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
El Salvador "buys the dip" on bitcoin, which is crypto-speak for 'FARK IT, WE'RE DRIVING TO FLORIDA' at 4am when the bars close
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Mon May 09, 2022
(AOL)
 
 
 
♪ Don't ask why, COVID Shanghai ♪ Well, it's arguably better than Bud Dry, anyway
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
101 years ago today Sophie Scholl was born. She was best known for her littering campaign, not because she could see and hear. She also never flew a plane or won a hide-and-seek championship
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After missing the playoffs, Barry Trotz gets voted off the Islanders
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Awkward moment for Duke hoops player at F1 race in Miami. The combination of Duke and Florida is powerful
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Bartenders: we're here to help
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey hey hey, no pic-a-nic basket for you guys. You're not even bears anyway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr. Jill Biden visits Romania on Mother's Day, hears horror stories about Mother Russia
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Television is in a showrunning crisis. Farkers will point to the last few seasons of "Doctor Who" as a prime example
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Warriors deploy do-si-do offense against Grizzlies, Grizzlies surrender
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Sat May 07, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Finance, actors, the Great Outdoors, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 28-May 4: Patio Kitten Edition
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(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
Police search for missing teen for 4 years to no avail. YouTubers take up the search and find him in 20 minutes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If the Detroit Lions had a great draft, then maybe there's hope for everyone. Well, everyone except for you, Jaguars fans
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
DeSmith DeDone in DePlayoffs after DeSurgery
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Fri May 06, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
'first Responders?' or 'Thirst Responders?'
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(CounterPunch)
 
 
 
2022 will be remembered as the year of a new Dred Scott decision, this one legally defining women as second class citizens
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Your child's lasts are as important as their firsts
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Would you at least wait till after you've lost to start whining about "voter fraud"?
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Thu May 05, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia expels Danish diplomats. Strudel diplomats, baklava diplomats and cannoli diplomats put on notice
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(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Interview with guitarist from one of the big four thrash metal bands that's still playing and still actually good
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart says he has regrets about Season 2 of Picard. So everything after the start of episode 3?
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: a golf course that straddles an international border is inconvenient to use
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Cowboys to save money by only replacing three letters on jerseys
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 71 of WW3: Bloody battles in the Azovstal steel plant, Ukraine's railway network attacked, the EU means to support Moldova and proposes to ban orc oil. It's your Thursday Ukraine War Thread
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Without change, something sleeps inside more than 90% of us, and seldom awakens. Why must this sleeper awaken?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baseball is in need of a slump buster
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The first women to fly to the moon and back... won't be real women
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
If you live in Topeka Kansas, first of all, sorry. Second of all, be on the lookout for some runaway peacocks
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1942 the Battle of the Coral Sea began in WWII. It was the first time in history that neither side's ships fired on each other or sighted each other. I guess they should have called it the Battle of Coral No See. Right Coral? Coral?
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(Today)
 
 
 
Inductees into 2022 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame include Eminem, Duran Duran, Dolly Parton, Lionel Richie and Carly Simon among others. Line for why your person should have gotten in and how they screwed it up again forms to the right
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Ten years ago today, the Avengers assembled for the first time. Hawkeye was there too
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can't wait for their next album to drop in 2046
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
Star of the next Star Trek prequel announced
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(NPR)
 
 
 
States where reproductive rights remain protected: California, New York, Washington, Kansas, Oregon... wait... back up
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson ups the OJ probabilities
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
India and Pakistan are enduring one of the worst heat waves on record, resulting in destroyed crops and huge electricity shortages. Good thing there isn't already a spike in oil/gas and food prices across the world
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
All I know is that if they don't do the Ed Lover Dance, we're going to riot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 69 of WWIII: In true Nazi form Russia accuses Israel of supporting neo-Nazis in Kyiv, Ukraine stops 12 attacks in the eastern region, Resistance grows against occupiers, Evacuations from Lyman continue as they needed for Cinco de Mayo beverages
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One of the nation's largest reproductive health research organizations intends to form a more perfect union in order to protect abortion rights
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago today, "Spider-Man" debuted and rescued the superhero genre with the best version of Peter Parker to date
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Manchin (R-WV) angry that his chosen political party would throw his state under the bus
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Mon May 02, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1933, the Loch Ness Monster was sighted for the first time, terrifying a local couple with his demands for tree-fitty
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
LPGA golfer Lydia Ko, on finishing 2 strokes off the lead, due to a sore back. "It's that time of the month, I know the ladies watching are probably like, yeah, I got you"
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Subby is heading to Kentucky for the first time to attend the Derby this weekend. What are some must-have Kentucky experiences, that don't involve finding a squirrel with a giant sack full of nuts?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ireland defeats Puerto Rico at the Garden
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Time for the Monday Food Tab Discussion: From the ill-conceived, to the abysmally executed, to the truly bizarre...what foods are you doing wrong?
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(Game Rant)
 
 
 
For some it was a wax museum adventure, for others, it was a glorious storyline in an alien fantasy world. The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, turns 20. Grab some skooma, kick it with Caius Cosades and reminisce under sun and sky, outlander
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
The Red Hot Chili Peppers dedicate their performance at the New Orleans Jazz Fest to Taylor Hawkins, who was supposed to be there with the Foo Fighters before his tragic passing
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Several, you know, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Born on this day in 1925, Scott Carpenter who spent four hours in space and one month underwater for NASA. He is also the only NASA astronaut to land 250 miles off course
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's gotta be tough losing a dick measuring contest to a mouse
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Thanks, Dad
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Sat April 30, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Because it's better to give than receive?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Banned films, toys, loud music, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 21-27: ZX Spectrum Edition
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
TFG kept signing wall construction contracts up to his last day in office and stopping them has proved to be difficult
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Book-banning neo-Nazi Texas school district to teachers: Here, sign this new employment contract that implicitly forbids you from pointing out that we are book-banning neo-Nazis. Oh and nice job there, it'd be a shame if anything happened to it
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
People always looking down on you? There is a solution
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Of course, this is not the first time we've been confronted with the fact that single men are disgusting Garbage Pail Kids who are resigned to live in their own stench and filth"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House Correspondent's Dinner; where you need to play nice with seditionists in the spirit of nonpartisanism while knowing Right Wing Media is going to be claiming this proves the Media is in a conspiracy to protect Democrats
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Mensa members gather for their annual gaming convention, where after a weekend of pedantic arguments and rules-lawyering, five new games receive the organization's coveted 'Seal of Smug Self-Superiority'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
GOP takes lead in generic Congressional ballot for 2022 elections
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Just as Jesus intended
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Russia uses submarine missile attack for first time on Ukraine in terrifying strike (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mavs guard Jalen Brunson became the second NBA player ever to averaged over 27.0 points per game, and committed 5 or less turnovers in a playoff series. The other player was Larry "Legend"
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Thu April 28, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen Weird Al lately?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Meet Leo, the clever cocker spaniel that has become 'first in world' doggo to master hopscotch
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hell of a time to be a mammal
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Putin's Russia would like us to know that if Ukraine is not willing to submit to getting massacred by their soldiers, they unfortunately have to use nuclear weapons. They are terribly sorry about that but there is no alternative at this point
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Beast Mode channels his inner Joe Biden to hype the Sounders CONCACAF final to win continental glory for the first time for an MLS team
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
You should know that the guy who dipped his hot dogs in beer at a Yankee game is not sorry
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(AP News)
 
 
 
One of the most famous blue dresses in history to go up for auction. Bill Clinton not expected to bid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just the water in Lake Mead falling to a new low that's completely unprecedented in history. How unprecedented? Well, one of the lake's original intake valves from 1971 is now plainly visible
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about William Charles Schneider, the man who keeps inheriting countless amounts of debt from Creed Bratton
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Wed April 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
A strike by Budweiser workers in the UK may cause a "summer beer drought," which makes a lot of sense when you consider that droughts generally refer to a shortage of water. Drinkers of actual beer will presumably suffer no adverse effects
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US, Russia swap prisoners so they can experience nuclear war from the comfort of their own homes
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
First aid kits, then supply kits
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Here's how you can sneak in to pray to your God at the temple mount
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(SILive)
 
 
 
If your child left his or her science project on a city bus, the NYPD Bomb Squad and Emergency Service Unit has some unfortunate news for you
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Biden's support among young voters has collapsed because Dems have a 50-50 Senate and can't be arsed to go on a PR offensive
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Free Elder Scrolls I: Arena and ES2: Daggerfall, on Steam. Subby adjusts belted onion, recalls first time walking into the Temple of Dibella in Daggerfall. Then falling endlessly through the floor
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Stoya: How do I know if my sex toy is haunted?
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Nothing to worry about. We can just flush our toilets with Brawndo
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Tue April 26, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Big wild card implications on Tuesday night hockey with Golden Knights/Stars, will Dallas end Vegas's playoff hopes? Will Rags & Jerks battling for top spot in the Metro give us a great game? Will Wings/Leafs be another circus? Game on @ 7pm ET. FLBB
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Every generation yields a newborn hope for the red wolf...a cause of joy and celebration"
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Will Smith spotted in India participating in some bizarre spiritual purification rituals, different from his usual bizarre spiritual purification rituals
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Madison Cawthorn tries to go through airport security with a loaded pistol. Not a repeat from last year
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"The Mint Julep Is Decadent and Depraved," or "Fear and Loathing in the Food Tab"
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Mon April 25, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: We celebrate 20 years of Randy Orton & his "outta nowhere" RKO. No bags allowed. Becky returns for her first time since losing at WrestleMania. Umm, why is everyone carrying Asuka & "Free Ali" signs tonight? Find out at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The evolution of the Rolling Stones fantastical stage designs
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes, Nets reportedly "exasperated" by the Ben Simmons "injury" situation. This is my shocked face
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China cozies up to bear, bulls leave the shop
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gerrit Cole's miserable start to the season was all his catcher's fault
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Drones rain blood from the sky in Rwanda. And the world applauds
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Sun April 24, 2022
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man arrested for carrying 99 fentanyl pills charged with felony intent to distribute. Officer who stole the same 99 pills for resale charged with petit larceny
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
Ride scared the shiat out of him
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Sat April 23, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"What's a Wawa?" ask Alabamians
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
You know Verizon messed up its 5G upgrade when they're losing subscribers to AT&T
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
For the first time in the history of Fark, a black #3 from RCR with an Earnhardt driving it sits on the pole at Talladega. Can Min-E grab his first win? The Ag Pro 300 Xfinity Series race begins at 4 PM ET on Fox
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(Fark)
 
 
 
British food, guitar gods, astronomy, and Coachella are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 14-20: Marketing Edition
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Day 59 of WW3: counterattacks slowing Russian offensive in east, Washington is boosting heavy arms for Ukraine, UN rights chief sees 'horror story' of violations. It's your Saturday Ukraine War thread
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Sooners unveil new statue of David Hasselhoff for Baker Mayfield
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Fri April 22, 2022
(The Wire (India))
 
 
 
Most reviews of Netflix game show "Is It Cake": goofy, light hearted show. This reviewer: The show is a continuation of art in history challenging a skeptical public
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(CultureMap)
 
 
 
In a rare Sports/Fandom crossover, Spurs legend Tony Parker will lend his collection of comic book statues to the San Antonio Museum of Art for a summertime exhibit
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Michigan's Republican convention kicks off with candidates vying to be elected on the GOP's platform of destroying any future elections
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Il Douche says the loud part out even louder
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kids are more triggered than ever
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
To beard or not to beard?
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
When John Williams offers to write new music for your show, you say yes
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australia's beloved Migaloo may have reproduced with Moby Dick, an 'incredibly rare' white whale has been spotted off NSW recently
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
The Russian Lady in Hartford changes its name to The Ukranian Lady, бо йди на хуй Росія, ось чому
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: The Northman is basically Hamlet turned up to 11
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(Eyeball Killer)
 
 
 
Parents mourn daughter shot by her boyfriend but dad reaffirms his allegiance to guns, and HOLY SHIAT what is that on the end table?
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Saddle up your giant hamster, we're heading back into space
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
There's winning a Gold Glove, then there's pitching with one
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Wonky-eyed black cat becomes mayor of Hell
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Netflix and fail
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Corn ribs: So tasty you'll be cobsmacked
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Micronova: a new a) compact Chevy, b) fun-size Russian spy, or c) type of stellar explosion?
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
Angels broadcaster falls hook, line and sinker for a fake tweet from New York Porch Sports, a popular parody account, that claimed that Gerrit Cole would donate 600 MacBooks if he went 2 innings or more in his start Tuesday
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp says in court he has never struck any woman in his life while refusing to comment on his asbestos pants
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jeyamo at Flagler, his garden dying
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A reminder that the "Machete Order" doesn't include Episodes VII through IX
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Tue April 19, 2022
(NASA)
 
 
 
One (earth) year ago today: Mars helicopter Ingenuity took off for the very first time
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs raises dinner allowance by $5 after young bankers complain. Time to make that Chipotle run
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Kramer vs Kramer. New Hotness: Pitino vs Pitino
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Will it last until 2063?
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Lee Gilliam, general manager at Steve's Towing: "We love our military and would never auction off an active-duty military vehicle knowingly." And knowing is half the battle
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
In a challenge to "When I was in college ..." site supremacy, Pitchfork says the best thing at Coachella was Arcade Fire
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge claims she only used the N-word in a meeting because she thought the black person she was talking to didn't know what the N-word was
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The 27 wurst bits of cooking advice people ever got from celebrity chefs
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In other news, Kyrie Irving is still an imbecile
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Doctor Who TV)
 
 
 
Classic Doctor Who companions Tegan and Ace will appear in Jodie Whittaker's regeneration episode. Somebody fetch me my Nitro-9
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia: Moskva crew doing fine, seen here greeting Admiral Yevmenov, will be taking extended vacation away from cameras for a very very very very long time
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Ye olde Wisconsin castle
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(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Tonight is AEW's Battle of the Belts II: can Thunder Rosa retain vs Nyla Rose for the TNT Women's title? Sammy vs Scorpio for the TNT Men's belt & Gresham vs Castle for the ROH title. The show starts at 8 PM ET on TNT
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A physicist explains everything all at once and everywhere. Cleanup needed on aisle 4
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Vaccination, retail stores, new technology, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 7-13: Stupid App Edition
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Fri April 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Follow the poop, control the virus
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia sends an official note to the US State Department whining "You guys, stop helping Ukraine, you're being really mean and making us look bad"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Harry and Meghan visit the Queen for what could be the final time
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
I call dibs on the parking spots
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
President Peloton: Our company is hemorrhaging customers and our brand has become a joke. What should we do? RAISE SUBSCRIPTION FEES
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
On March 29th 2022 wind power produced more electricity than both coal and nuclear energy for the first time ever in U.S. history
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Dick Vitale is now cancer-free. That's awesome baby with a capitol A
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You too can live in a tin can van down by the river
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Thu April 14, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
What most people think: Meteors from other solar systems have been hitting the Earth for millions of years. The Ackchyually guy: Ackchyually the first time it happened was 2014
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
The most distant laser ever found has the power of over 6000 Suns, and is a whopping 6.6 billion light-years away
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Serial pie-in-the-face attacker on the loose. Police describe the attacker as irrational
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mall shoe store co-owner stands his ground against shoplifters. Hits 9-year-old girl waiting for an Easter Bunny photo shoot instead. Good guy with a gun flees his grounds for Nevada
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Trudeau: "I ain't sayin' it's genocide... but ya, it's genocide"
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Duck Duck Browse
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Putin says Russia will achieve 'noble' aims in Ukraine war, apparently unaware that Sarin is not a member of the Noble Gases on the periodic table of the elements
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: I'm donating terminals to get Starlink to Ukraine. US taxpayers: Explain this bill then?
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Tue April 12, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"If you're going to hit me, do it the first time, bro." Difficulty: Rookie pitcher for the Cubs
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Bank: Let's Turn This Mutha Out. Neighbors: Hold Up, Wait a Minute. Artist: In My House. (Fark: With a Little Help From My Friends)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Last night's game between the Padres and Giants marked the first time that twin brothers pitched against each other in MLB history
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists rejuvenate 53-year-old woman's skin to be like that of a 23-year-old. Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Live from New York Harbor, on his personal Staten Island Ferry, it's Colin Jost
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Mon April 11, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Cody has his first TV match vs The Miz. They can't put a title on him his first night. I mean, he's no Santino. AJ face Damian, who has an Edge. Will there be any NXT call ups? Wes Lee? A TEACHBLE MOMENT? Find out at 8 PM ET on USA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's do a story about Baskin-Robbins and write a description of the founders as Brothers-in-law Irvine "Irv" Robbins and Burton "Burt" Baskin founded the ice cream company in 1945. The dyslexics among the readership will love it
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ legal weed market could finally get the okay today. Or not. Whatever, the kid in the park behind the high school has your back
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Tips for dealing with a terrible tipper
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(Eater)
 
 
 
How do YOU eat at home without actually cooking? Because it's Monday Food Discussion: BACHELOR CHOW Edition. Throw your old instant ramen and cereal bags, just, ALL OVER over up in here
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman who started sex bucket list shares 'life-changing discovery' that boosted sex life. Sex bucket? I thought they closed that place down (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Day 46 of WW3: The Russians have a new general in charge of everything (for the first time since the invasion started). Will it make a difference or is it just chair rearrangement on the SS Putintanic? It's your Sunday Ukraine War thread
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(Vice)
 
 
 
For first time in YouTube history, complete VHS video of internal launch event for Windows 95 uploaded. Come for Leno's and Bill's hacky O.J. and Microsoft jokes, stay for the Nineties-tastic pleated khakis
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Amtrak: Let's restore this passenger service that's been wiped out since Hurricane Katrina. Freight rail: The tracks are too busy for that. Amtrak: No they're not, check out our Twitch stream proving it
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
LeClerc on pole, Verstappen alongside, Hamilton kangaroos (nee porpoises) to P5, and Latifi gathers Stroll for an all-Canadian crash. It's the first Australian Grand Prix since 2019. Lights go out 1AM ET
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Sat April 09, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If hometown's top attraction is Unclaimed Baggage store, it's a pretty lame place to grow up in
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Celebrity side projects, new movies, weird crime, and the Waffle House are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 31-April 6: Drone Edition
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Some people are still taking Covid seriously as people over 65 are starting to get their 2nd booster shots
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Fri April 08, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After the first day, it's Opening Day for everyone else, with almost every team in action. We play ball starting at 1:05 PM ET with the Red Sox and Yankees in the Bronx. What will the 2022 season hold in store for us?
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Monday Night Messiah wants to save Monday Night Raw an hour of time
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Well that's farking goofy
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(MIT)
 
 
 
Here comes the boobies science
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The motion of the ocean owes a lot to fish farking. None of this is a metaphor
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Vegetarian birds are more sociable than bug eaters, says research from University of Worms. Vegan birds still insufferable
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New sponsorship deal means professional gaming team will have all the free condoms they need. Yes, that's zero, but still
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's opening day for Major League Baseball. For probably the only time this season, Baltimore Orioles tied for first
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Florida youth celebrates the 140th Anniversary of Darwin's death month by yanking on Great White's tail on sea bottom. Why yes, he's uploaded it to Instagram; "that thing, he was cool"
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Play an online game and win a bit of rice and some rat meat
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Crypto mining. Old and comfy: Old pair of jeans mining
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Australians' home ownership dreams sour in the face of skyrocketing house prices, pointing to a dismal future where no one will have a driveway to park their war rigs in
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you've ever dreamed of a job where you can run a post office and count penguins, then I have some good news for you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A Cavalier was elected as the first black mayor of Milwaukee, bucking the system that had never produced a black mayor previously. Before you click, no it's not Lebron James
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The new LEGO Star Wars game opens with the best Star Wars movie trailer ever
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
New York state supreme court judge commits suicide when asked about his relationship with a strip club owner. Bonus: had an "incident involving a train" in February
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
As is standard practice, famous rich football guy ordered by judge to fully discuss his sexual relations with massage therapists
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
With all other crime problems solved, Seattle to activate its first block-the-box traffic cam system to ticket box-blocking motorists without needing cop on site
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida ambulance burns rubber, doing donuts in a parking lot late at night while filming The Cast and the Injurious
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Tue April 05, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
One Shining Montage
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(Star Trek)
 
 
 
The best Star Trek episodes to watch today in celebration of First Contact Day
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Kristin Cavallari was spotted swapping spit with Bachelor Nation's Tyler Cameron and the internet goes wild
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The total wealth of the world's billionaires has fallen to $12.7 trillion since Russia's invasion of Ukraine. Oh no. Anyway
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
RDR2 came out over 3 years ago, and someone just noticed a meteor shower. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to check on my ranch, kill the last Carolina parakeet
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(Rolling Stone)
 
Hero
 
Random words that make a headline: Black Ukrainian Jewish female hip-hop refugees
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thirty-five years ago today, Al Bundy sat in front of the TV for the first time. *audience erupts in thunderous applause*
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Star Trek: The Motion Picture - Director's Edition's Producer Talks Polishing Up a
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Mon April 04, 2022
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Yet they told me Sam Beckett never returns home
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Say hello to the first directly imaged "embedded protoplanet," which teaches us that not all Jupiter-sized worlds were made the way Jupiter was
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
"Thanks, I hate it"
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Looks like New Mexicans had a good weekend
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(KMVT Twin Falls)
 
 
 
Idaho now has dyslexia legislation after blouse hill 731 singed into law
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama to return to White House
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Not news: Farkers are often monkeys. Evolving news story: and vice versa
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Sound travels much slower on Mars than on Earth. This is bad news for Bezos and Musk and pretty much no one else
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tick tock, Putin
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
The "drunken monkey" hypothesis. It's not about the politics tab
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Meteorologist phones kids on-air, warns them of tornado. Update: His own kids
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Classic rock, pseudoscience, award shows, and restaurants are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 24-30: Big Breast Edition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NATO allies to tractor more vintage Soviet tanks to Ukraine
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Talk about a crappy datacenter
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Sand dunes in Qatar trap air moisture and channel it downwards. Imperial planetologist Pardot Kynes says I told you so
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old man Mitt Romney (a member of the FU I've got mine club) hates younger Americans, suggests cutting retirement benefits for them
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
See if you can follow along here. Mr Marcus' ex-stepfather's sister's girlfriend's child signed into the hospital as his daughter & made end of life decisions for him & also apparently lifted $3k from his wallet. Police & his real daughter not amused
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"First time watching" YouTuber Ashleigh Burton finally realizes what her channel had been sorely missing. That's right. Ant-Man
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NHL player Sebastian Aho scored a goal in New York, and then Sebastian Aho scored a goal in North Carolina 37 seconds later
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(AP News)
 
 
 
And by "offer", you mean "really really really really wanted to", right?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two ugly-ass Giant Galapagos tortoises are born at a British zoo for the first time, hope to be born somewhere warmer the second time
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My soon-to-be ex-wife is falling for an online scam and is dragging me into it. How do I get out of her idiocy?"
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Great google moogly, this short-beaked, google-eyed pigeon breed looks like a real-life bird caricature
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(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
Researchers in Glacier National Park are working to save bats from white nose syndrome, presumably by taking away their razor blades and building tiny rehab centers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Where were you in 1950? You get to find out tomorrow
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Prince's 1985 Purple Rain show in Syracuse will finally be released. Let's go crazy everyone
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
With nothing else going on in the world, Tucker Carlson renews his obsession with "WAP." Ben Shapiro wonders what this is all about
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(Racer.com)
 
 
 
The worst kept secret in motorsport is confirmed, as Formula 1 announces a race in Las Vegas in 2023 and Europe will learn how Americans have felt for years as it will be a Saturday night race
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Typical of today's youth, only doing ten percent of the job
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The struggle is real
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(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
Not necessarily news: Singer cancels scheduled concert. Fark: to attend the Final Four
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Saying it's no longer a stretch, Lululemon reports $6bil in annual sales for the first time
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Theatre-goers demand refund over...*checks notes*.... Yorkshire accents. Fark: In Yorkshire
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Retroactively rearranging reality to fit your perspective isn't limited to politics
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Susan Collins to back Jackson for SCOTUS, giving her a much needed GOP vote
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(Visual Capitalist)
 
 
 
Moore's Law observed that computing speed doubled every 2 years. Eyeing a list of the world's richest people, subby's trying to come up with a name for the observance that billionaire wealth also doubles every 2 years
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese government calling on citizens to drink more milk -- wait a second, didn't this happen like 3 months ago? JFC, how big are their cows? Ever heard of Supply and Demand? Or, is this just a plot by Big Dairy to make us all drink more milk?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Surprised that Ukraine's Air Force is still flying after more than a month of Russian onslaught? American pilots who've trained with them aren't
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Taylor Hawkins is dead, but nu-metal will never die. This really is the worst timeline
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Not only will I eat one, I'll have a second one too
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Manchin (D-INO): "The way GOP senators treated Ketanji Brown Jackson was truly disgraceful, and I look forward to voting with them on this and future issues"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Neat: England finds a way to reduce the number of heatwaves. Fark: By redefining what constitutes a heatwave
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The castle and specific room where Henry the turd went opens to the public for the first time in centuries
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
So much negativity out there, so here's something positive
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cloud cities above Venus are technically feasible and would allow humans to live on our sister planet, free from Imperial interference
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
As it relates to the NCAA Tournament, St. Peter's helped CBS become the Peacock Network
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Windy City where the Blackhawks blow
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Get out your dinner jackets: it's the first Roxy Music tour in 11 years
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Splǝᴉʎ ʎɹnsɐǝɹʇ. Uh-oh
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(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Trekkie goes where no one has gone before and single-handedly remasters Deep Space Nine and Voyager in HD
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds' Wrexham came back from 5-2 down to beat Dover 6-5 with a 98th minute winner
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(Noise 11)
 
 
 
Joey Kramer can't choose between his family and Aerosmith, Friends, or Seinfeld
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red tankers going dark. This is not Tom Clancy fanfic
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I knew in my bones that I would never leash a child of mine up like a labradoodle...until I had one"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
As someone hoping to run for president in 2024 who frequently comments on foreign affairs from Latin America to China, I'm sure Gov. Desantis has some bold stances and innovative ideas about the War in Ukraine, right? Uh, Ron? You there? Ron?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Sister-in-law is an antivax nutcase. Is it okay to break ties with her while she mourns the loss of her antivax nutcase husband or should we wait a few weeks? Oh and his death was sudden after 'not feeling too well' for a couple of days wink wink
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Unlikely to submit to test audience pressure it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Movies With Multiple Endings. Which ones did they miss?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
For the 1st time in 36 years, and only the 2nd time ever, Canada has qualified for the World Cup. The world has been warned, once they get to Qatar, you will all be sorry
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Sun March 27, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
For sale: Small wooden beach house with no amenities. It could be yours for the low, low price of £200k (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
For the second day of the Elite Eight, can Miami upset Kansas and make it to the Final Four for the first time (2:20 PM ET on CBS)? Can St. Peter's keep their Cinderella run going against UNC (5:05 PM ET on CBS)? Find out on this awesome Sunday
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Coach K still not ready to get on the cart, admit Duke sucks
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
CT Senator Richard Blumenthal to Clarence Thomas: "It's on"
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Sat March 26, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts advise dealing with inflation by avoiding decent food, entertainment, socializing, or anything else that makes you happy. That way you can still cover your student debt, subsidize Texas on your heat bill, and fund Jeff Bezos' latest yacht
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Broadway, comic books, robots, and extinct varmints are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 17-23: Pickled Onions Edition
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Fri March 25, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Jamie Lee Curtis continues her career arc into awesome and doesn't need yogurt to do it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Angry nipping chihuahuas terrorize entire town, locals looking for ways to dress them up like footballs to rid themselves of them
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
15 sitcoms that everyone knew were spin-offs except this guy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gonezaga
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We knew this was coming. We all knew this was coming
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Thu March 24, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Rehabilitated? I don't know what that means / You in your suit and I in my jeans / What do you want to know? / I'll say anything if you'll let me go
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Site that says "When I was in college" covers the Oscars. The 1992 Oscars
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You oughta know that Dave Coulier is now two years sober
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
For the first time, an Indian court rules that marital rape might actually be a crime. Tag is for this only happening in 2022. WTF India, you're almost 20 years behind Tennessee
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Survivor contestants almost didn't
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Followup to yesterday's Child Star thread. LGT a well written blog from a former child star. She addresses how her parents took all her money, bad working conditions, and more
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"Hey baby, can I give you my number?" "Sure...but don't blame me when the organ harvesters call." Wait... what?" "Did I mention I like to dig up dead things and eat them?"
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the godless, often referred to as the Dutch
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
One word: Microplastics
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Wed March 23, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1965, John Young became the first space smuggler. No word how much he owes Jabba
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Keegan Bradley spends 45 seconds reading a 5' putt. Dumbass: *after* addressing the ball, meaning he had a legit 4-5 minutes to analyze the shot beforehand. Hero: missed it anyways
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Fully paralyzed man given ability to speak with brain implants, asks for beer
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Repeat to yourself it's just a trailer, I should really just relax
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Plantation upset about Black lives mattering. This is not a repeat from 1822
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
#1 ranked women's tennis player Ash Barty says she's done with the party
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Big Think)
 
 
 
The James Webb Space Telescope team is crushing it, but how "spikey" will its science images actually be?
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Lets dig deep into the man behind the memes. That's right, Nick Cage
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today would have been Marcel Marceau's 99th birthday. He fought, wind, walls, real Nazis and saved a Mel Brooks movie. No words
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
NFL Teams are now free to gamble and lose everything on the blockchain
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon sure loves helping perverts and sexual assaulters get elected
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Other justices have in the past participated in SCOTUS arguments remotely, including from the hospital. "For whatever reason, Thomas isn't doing that"
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Mon March 21, 2022
(SFist)
 
 
 
Attention all stoners: 4/20 is indeed happening on Hippie Hill in Golden Gate Park for 2022. Be there or be square
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
You want to continue your craven profiteering? Fine, wave goodbye to your free money ride
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Trump's "America First" party appears to be "Russia First"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Ohio State University caps off The Womens Frozen Four with a ship
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Do you taco this woman to burrito your lawfully wedded wife nacho and forever?
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Sun March 20, 2022
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Critical piece of Linux becomes hundreds of times faster, also more random
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
For Pete's Sake
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Okada vs CIMA be a MOTY contender? Can Naito survive a Tour Of The Islands with Jeff Cobb? Is G.O.D.'s alliance with Team 6 or 9 a sitcom in the making? NEW JAPAN CUP 2022 Quarterfinals begin @ 4:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
If you are trying to join Belarusians fighting Russians in neighboring Ukraine and found a sign-up form on Telegram, then Admiral Ackbar has some bad news for you
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Two months after I went on a date with a guy, he billed me"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Books, art, candy, and soda are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 10-16: Break out the BBQ Edition
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Romance is an online game now and we olds just sit around and marvel at how we used to be awkward and off-putting live in the flesh rather than behind a screen
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Fri March 18, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover a new near-Earth aster... never mind, it's gone now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Three Russians go to extreme lengths to get out of Russia
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Artemis 1 is on the launch pad. Hopefully won't meet the same fate as the first mission of NASA's last moon program
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, what was actually in The Ro