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Sat April 24, 2021
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, the cops didn't shoot the Roomba
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Remember when Nirvana changed everything? No? Well then, read on young padawan, read on
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Thu April 08, 2021
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Not news: University of Kentucky sends out acceptance letters. News: To a selective program that only takes 30-40 applicants per year. Fark: They sent out 500,000 acceptance letters, some to students who didn't even apply to UK. Duke Sucks
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Fri April 02, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman convinces her boyfriend to join the real Mile High Club by having sex while sky-diving. Farked: They both end up in the hospital when he forgets to open his parachute
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion was released 15 years ago. Designers recall having to dumb down its AI as hungry or drug-addicted NPCs would kill for their needs. Sheogorath wasn't kidding about the cheese and subby now wants a mod restoring the chaos
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I bought stuff at the Dollar Store, but left without paying for a bag of stuff. I didn't realize until I got home. Should I go back, apologize, and pay for the items? Or will I be arrested? Do I go to another store, buy more, but leave the product?"
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Fri March 19, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Want to wear casual clothes and Zoom at the Oscars? WELL, TOO DAMN BAD
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And the latest beverage line to get in on the energy craze? Eh bien, c'est stupide
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri man learns a valuable lesson during turkey mating season - and that lesson is turkeys are aggressive a-holes
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
Worried about pets visiting you on the Toilet? We've removed the door. And walls. Poop with Pride while waving to your guests
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Tue February 23, 2021
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Latinos and DC movies hoping for their Black Panther get a Blue Beetle. Subby's first thought: Dios mio -- Spawn, The Guyver and The Spirit rolled into one
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley either gave his phone to one of his great-grandkids or he tweeted his first thoughts after having a stroke
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
It is with a very heavy heart that I have to inform you all that my dear friend & fellow farker, Fear_and_Loathing (Dave Rayner on Facebook) passed away on September 28, 2020 after a 10-year battle with MS. May you find peace on the other side, Dave
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Wed January 13, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Prepare for lots of crying foul in Brooklyn
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My nephew was one of the participants in the Capitol terror attack; I saw him waving a confederate flag about. I'm gay and married; my sister and her husband are homophobes and expect me to pay for my nephew's lawyer. That's a no, right? I'm good?"
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