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Tue January 31, 2023
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
As we all know bathrooms are hard to keep clean. However, this waterfall sink is impossible to keep clean
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
To bring joy in your life, the first thing you should throw away is Marie Kondo's book
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Adams finally remembers the Brooklyn Bridge is a bridge and not a bazaar
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida man doing outdoor yoga injured when his corpse pose unexpectedly becomes lizard pose
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
"I was on vacation for 2 weeks. I ignored the calls, texts and emails from my boss. Now I'm back and have a meeting with HR. I'm a junior employee with no company phone. What do?"
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Someone in Maine is now richer than Stephen King
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How do you deal with being in love with someone you can't be with?
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Jerk of the Year contest starts early in Phoenix
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Conspiracy: Traffic Reduction Schemes pave the way for the UN taking control of the world. Now if he can just work the Rand Corporation and Reverse Vampires into the idea, he might be on to something
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently Sam Bankman-Fried is still giving interviews
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Subby had his penis in a book once, too, but then he was asked to leave the library and never return
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Sun January 08, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The first thing you do when you win the $1.1 billion mega millions is hire a lawyer
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Fri January 06, 2023
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
Hero
 
In the very early running for the most Philly story of 2023
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Don't dry your bed sheets completely - that way you can never be sure where that last residual moistness came from
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
I don't know why we call dark energy the "accelerated expansion of the Universe." Turns out the expansion rate isn't accelerating at all; it's dropping
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Prince creeped out Toto guitarist by showing soul of a flaky musical genius instead of a solid soft-rock session player
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nobel Prize winning physicist upsets all of Italy over his pasta cooking method. Then students at U Nottingham-Trent go and prove him right
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Mon January 02, 2023
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
This Will Be The End Of Trump's Campaign,' Says Increasingly Nervous Republican Man
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Sat December 24, 2022
(UC Davis)
 
 
 
Your home is full of virus-laden relatives, what to do? Build a Corsi-Rosenthal Box
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Fri December 23, 2022
(Big Think)
 
 
 
So, if there's another Earth-identical civilization in the galaxy right now, there's less than a 0.001% chance that they've seen us
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So it turns out the North Shore Leader was all over Santos' being "a Fabulist - a Fake..." who makes "fantasy claims and lies to everyone." But it got lost in all the attention being paid to the Governor's race
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No. China learned from the best
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Tue December 20, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
HuggieBot 3.0 sets out to disspell the myth that all robots are thoughtless killer bots, uses science to deliver the perfect human-like hug
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Wed December 14, 2022
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Rural Minnesota town in deep red county that went 72% for TFG decides to try socialism for a change. Ssshhh, don't tell them
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Microsoft argues to the FTC that its deal to acquire Activision is fair because Sony has way more exclusive games than they do which makes them big meanies and that's not fair
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Mon December 12, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
Survival expert explains how to survive if you fall off a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean. No word on how to survive being on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean
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Sun December 11, 2022
(Motor Trend)
 
 
 
You've been lied to about electric cars
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
"I loved Christmas until I became a parent"
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Tue November 29, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely no one, Aaron Rodgers is also a 9/11 Truther too
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Mon November 28, 2022
(Roger Ebert)
 
 
 
New bio of Lawrence Tierney etches vivid portrait of Hollywood's real-life tough guy, big fan of "Les Miserables"
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Fri November 18, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Many details on the original image remain redacted - a clear sign that Trump was sharing some of the U.S. government's most prized intelligence on social media"
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
The Universe is 13.8 billion years old? Correction: it's _at least_ 13.8 billion years old, and might be much, much older
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Wed November 16, 2022
(Big Think)
 
 
 
People keep saying "there's a hole in the Universe" and showing a picture of a starless, galaxy-free region of space. What's really going on?
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Sun November 13, 2022
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Just another normal day in UK politics
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Fri November 11, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
To serve and protect your catalytic converter. Citizens who require assistance should consider becoming more metallic
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Thu November 10, 2022
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The other red wave that turned into a trickle: The GOP Latina triple threat
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Wed November 09, 2022
(National Today)
 
 
 
Happy Go to an Art Museum Day. Maybe you'll get lucky and see a few Chets, Macs, or Sues while you're there
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Laptop Magazine)
 
 
 
Surface Laptop 5 review: at least they tried
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes.. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apple experts say you should never waste your money on this storage upgrade. Spoiler alert: Do not add an SD card to your iPhone, no matter what the salesperson says
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Who needs an electric scooter that can reach 60MpH?
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Thu November 03, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Campaign? In our moment of triumph?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Julie Bowen must have a new project coming out
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Tue November 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The best time of the day to weigh yourself is: Never
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Mon October 24, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You have never seen a dog like this before, hands down
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Just how seriously should you take that poll showing that "independent women" no longer care about abortion as much as they care about Republicans saving us from Biden's failed economy? TL;DR: You already know
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Thu October 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN finally uncovers the answer to what Republicans plan to do to curb inflation: Curve inflation. Seriously, they're just gonna kick it to the curve
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(Some Ghost)
 
 
 
What are the only horses ghosts travel on? Night-mares. This is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, where it isn't too early to tell Halloween jokes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DOJ sues SD hotel for refusing to rent rooms to Native Americans, and being stupid enough to admit it in writing
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Wed October 19, 2022
(InStyle)
 
Hero
 
S.I. Swimsuit model skips the Boobies tag. This time
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After serving time for hiring a hitman to murder his ex-wife, As I Lay Dying's Tim Lambesis admits "I could have handled this a thousand different ways." First thing would be not to hire a hitman
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
You know it's sad when your Gamestop and local flea market start competing
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Matt Walsh thinks anime is Satanic: "I have no argument for why it's Satanic; it just seems that way to me." Article author: "The only thing I see that seems hellish in this video is Walsh's poorly dyed beard"
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Wedding crashers. New and more creepy: A 'funeral crasher' who says she's been to send-offs for 200 strangers all around the world
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The Hyundai/Kia anti-theft fix is starting to look like a cash grab for dealerships
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Everybody is looking at inflation through the wrong lens. Try another 4 fingers of vodka instead of a single lite beer
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