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Sun February 05, 2023
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NYC plan to involuntarily commit homeless people who "appear to be mentally ill" can proceed, judge rules. Plan looks so crazy on paper, it needs to be involuntarily committed
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Sat February 04, 2023
(NBC 15 Madison)
 
Hero
 
Wisconsin woman finds out what brown can do for you
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Thu January 19, 2023
(WRAL)
 
 
 
What a waste
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Mon January 16, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three people got out of this wreck. (Pics) Fark: The first responders didn't use anything on the car
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Fri January 13, 2023
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Another fake fentanyl exposure involving police, this one has the Yonkers, NY police headquarters going into total lockdown over some officer trying to get time off
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Thu January 12, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You get behind of the wheel drunk, you go to jail. But if you're a cop, you get a promotion. Sadly not a repeat
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Wed January 11, 2023
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis in Chatsworth: The sinkhole is growing. Leaving your homes could result in catastrophic damage, to you and to the very fabric of the universe. Okay, bye
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Mississippi Free Press)
 
 
 
Don't get burned in Mississippi
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Mon January 09, 2023
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Latest Apple devices will automatically call 911 if you're in a car crash. Or if you're skiing, or riding a snowmobile, or on a roller coaster, or shoveling snow too enthusiastically
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Fri January 06, 2023
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Old and busted: 6-year-old shot in school shooting. The new American-ness: 6-year-old is the school shooter
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Experienced Dutch wingsuit pilot dies doing what he loved, which was bouncing off a cliff face, apparently. Extreme sports death trifecta in play
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Wed January 04, 2023
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Houses in Philly keep 'sploding
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
The devil made me do it, says driver of devil's ride, who drove off the side at Devil's Slide
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeremy Renner shares the first photo of himself since the snow plowing accident and yeah....he looks farked up. But he's alive
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Fri December 23, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Mayor is dead. Long live the Mayor
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
I just can't do better than original headline: Florida Man Beat Roommate's Raccoon with Hammer, Threatened to Kill Neighbor with Sewing Needle
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(CNN)
 
 
 
More and more doctors are starting to call bullshiat on the cop trend of claiming "fentanyl exposure" on the job
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Sat December 17, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Bubba's truck got stuck, and that's when the Pit Bulls showed up. Yup
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Fri December 16, 2022
(DW)
 
 
 
1500 tropical fish on the run in Berlin
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Tue December 13, 2022
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Good girl Maple finds missing child, plays ball with her until her handlers catch up. I hope they gave her steak
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Fri December 09, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Target employee gives shoplifter the shaft
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Hola, soy fuego
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Thu December 08, 2022
(News Center Maine)
 
 
 
World-renowned sword swallower slices into his abdominal cavity, stabs his own liver, starts to look on Indeed for a new career, maybe something working for Band-Aid bandages
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some of these school exercises sure do seem different than when Subby was a kid
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(UPI)
 
 
 
What are neigh bors for
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Tue December 06, 2022
(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
"For the fourth time in less than three years, Robert Attales discovered that the place he grew up has caught fire"
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Sun December 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
#GrannyStrong
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Fri December 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alex Jones is now officially financially bankrupt, in addition to ethically and morally
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
How many snow angels do you have to make to clear a sidewalk, wouldn't it be easier to just use a shovel?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"He's heading right for us." Well, um, "He's running away from us"
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Mon November 28, 2022
(WDIO Duluth)
 
 
 
Huge section of lake ice breaks free, setting so many fishermen adrift that authorities trigger emergency cell phone alerts to let them all know to panic
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Wed November 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The guy who killed at least six people at a Virginia Walmart was a Walmart employee. So...lone wolf? Mentally unfit? Incel? Walton hater? This is your thread for wild speculation
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Sun November 20, 2022
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
This is why we DO deserve dogs
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Biff Tannen shuddered at the news of Indiana man's demise at the manure lagoon
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Sat November 19, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Granddaughter got run over by a Christmas float
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Fri November 18, 2022
(PA Homepage)
 
 
 
It's a tricky aerial move, the Judges are sure to score it for difficulty, and... NAILED the landing
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Thu November 17, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
L.A. County Sheriff Department members are on the scene of a "run and hit" incident
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
10 high schools. All within 1 hour of each other. Same morning. Parents, police, and kids all sent scrambling. Tag is for the "untraceable" caller who left detailed reports claiming casualties up and down the Maine coast today
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who has obviously never seen a Wile E Coyote cartoon learns the hard way about overpasses
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Mon November 07, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Don Jr. makes a campaign donation
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston's "Mattress Mack's" $10 million bet on the Astros to win the World Series wins a record $75M, the largest payout for a legal sports bet in U.S. history
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Today is national chocolate day. To the left where you can score some free or cheap chocolate. To the right list your favorite way to celebrate. Raiding the Halloween stash is right at the top
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Mon October 24, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Boos and screams" overshadowed announcement of plan to open streets for Halloween, leaving local council members unsure whether the hecklers opposed the plan or were just getting started on their Halloween celebration early
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trapped in the rubble after an earthquake? Rats to the rescue
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Sun October 16, 2022
(KXXV Waco)
 
 
 
When pumpkin patches go bad, it's really bad
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Sat October 15, 2022
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Because Arizona drivers are seemingly unaware of law requiring them to move over to make way for disabled vehicles at side of road, more than 100 tow trucks and emergency response vehicles lead convoy down freeways to remind them of said law
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republican Senate candidate has I guess what could be construed as a thought on opioid addiction. The problem in Narcan
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Mon October 10, 2022
(USAUSAUSANOW)
 
 
 
I'd LOVE to imagine this didn't happen yesterday, but it did. God help us all
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