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Sun April 04, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme parks are reopening....but where are the rides?
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
You'd think spending a year fighting Covid to the point where you had to learn how to walk all over again would be enough suffering, but no
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Thu April 01, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines' $570MM IPO starts today. And if your transaction is delayed for any reason, you might have to wait a few days or just buy another stock
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Mon March 29, 2021
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Coronavirus outbreak among workers at Covid-19 vaccine production facility
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Could you pass the U.S. citizenship test? The satire tag is appropriate, but is it entirely satire, though?
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Frank the sheep dog has a little problem with bullying classmate on first day of sheep dog school
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Wed March 24, 2021
(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Donated all-terrain wheelchair allows paralyzed veteran to enjoy hunting in great outdoors. Climbing up into deer blinds still biatch though
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Secretary Haaland already reversing the damage Trump has done to the Native Americans
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Sat March 20, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Well that was quick: only one perfect entry remains after first day of March Madness
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Fri March 19, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is the first day of Spring, so here's the annual reminder about not driving on ice
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is the first day of Spring. Can the seasonal change really make you happier and healthier? Here comes pollen-laden science
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Tue March 16, 2021
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
With two arrests in as many days, and seven so far this year, county Sheriff's office is on track to have thirty arrests in 2021. Fark: among its own deputies
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner: "Goodbye taxpayers. Here's my last $24,000 hotel bill that you'll be paying for"
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Celebrity Net Worth)
 
 
 
George Lucas must have spent some time hanging around the Paramount lot and learned some tips from the Ferengi
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Secret crossdressing resort in the Catskills back in the 1960s discovered when an antique dealer finds a trove of old photographs
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Twelve inland states sue Biden to stop him tackling climate change to prevent them from becoming coastal states
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Mon March 08, 2021
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
We're not saying that everyone has gotten used to working from home, but a third of home workers say they would quit on the spot if told to GBTW in the office
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Viking's Rudolph goes down in history
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You are not worthy of this Alice Cooper interview. Yes, it's an old joke, just deal with it...Sorry, I'm a little grumpy today. Must have a case of the Mondays, right...oh that's 20+ years old too? JFC. Look, just RTFA, it's pretty good, okay?
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Self-loathing takes another prisoner
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Fri February 26, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dementia patient resurfaces to find racist legacy being systematically dismantled
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Thu February 25, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
German apologizes for domestic violence as Yankees teammates react, still waiting for Spanish and French apologies
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
81 people attend a high-intensity fitness class for a week. 22 of them are covid-positive on the first day. Calculate the R value if a week later 55 of them are covid positive. As a bonus, calculate the lawsuit value the gym might be facing
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Supply Chain reviews? Ensuring the country's economic independence? Don't you have a porn star to bribe, or a foreign dictator to cozy up to, or a late night Twitter rant to go on? C'mon man, you're the President of the United States, ACT like it
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I could see that cup so close, so beautiful, so shiny, and I wanted so much to grab it, but it wasn't to be. That's made me stronger. I went through the worst thing a player can: I lost two Champions League finals. Played two, lost two"
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Team Biden: When we said "$2000 checks" it's not like we meant "$2000 checks" and besides, we have returned the quality of political lying to normal in less than a month
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're off to a heck of a start Larry Kudlow
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It's Ash Wednesday, so Lent starts today. What are you sacrificing this year? Because apparently we have not sacrificed enough this past year
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Mon February 15, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's not-news, it's the Associated Press
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Thu February 11, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
HUD announces that it's going to start caring again about landlords who discriminate against gay people
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Noted virologist Tucker Carlson claims medical experts are lying about how effective the Covid vaccine is
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Syfy)
 
 
 
🎉 Happy New Year 🥳
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Thu February 04, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Those who live together get COVID together. Twice. So far
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Dumbass? Yes, but now with context
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Asking the White House Press Secretary about "space force" while America has to deal with a pandemic, the aftermath of an attempted coup, and a second impeachment deserves no response. It deserves action: replace Josh Wingrove with a real journalist
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Tue February 02, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Biden fails, when he forsakes the left and breaks all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day"
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Seniors frustrated by inability to sign up for vaccinations, TikTok, Windows updates, Hip-Hop
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Wed January 27, 2021
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Today in Executive Orders: The Environment and Science. Is there anything this President can't do? (1:30PM ET, answers to rhetorical question to the right)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How difficult is life in a hotel quarantine?
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Mon January 25, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Come join us watch the House present the Articles of Impeachment in the 7PM ET MSNBC Discussion Thread. You don't have to do this alone
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Sun January 24, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Say what you will about America's response to COVID, but at least we haven't started burning down test centers. Yet
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden bets it all on doing it all
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
LeVar Burton reflects on the Roots anniversary by sharing production anecdotes
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Fri January 22, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Expect a lot of rightwing hysteria about a race war. Ok, ok -- even more rightwing hysteria
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you had "two days" before the Republicans started their efforts to obstruct Biden, come collect your prize. Texas' Attorney General, the one that filed that embarrassing election lawsuit has filed suit over Biden's EO on immigration
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
With zero self-awareness and without any shame at all, Mocsow Mitch slams Biden's executive orders as the president going in the "wrong direction"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz thought that "Biden cares more about the citizens of Paris than Pittsburgh" line was great way to signal the Trumpers that he was One of Them, but what he didn't realize is, only Trump could say something that stupid and get away with it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Lincoln had the Civil War, Wilson had the pandemic, Roosevelt had the Depression, Kennedy had the height of the Cold War, and Johnson had unprecedented civil and social strife. Biden has (D) all of the above"
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Thu January 21, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden moves to halt US exodus from WHO on his first day in office. What's he planning on for his second day? I don't know
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
CTRL-Z
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Has anyone checked on Fox lately? I hope they're doing alright. Huh, that's a pretty reasonable article
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The World reacts to Biden becoming President
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Anthony Hopkins and Jodie Foster reunite for "The Silence Of The Lambs'" 30th anniversary. No word on what was served
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Tue January 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Don McGahn is taking his cat to the library tomorrow
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Mon January 18, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Keystone XL is (X_X)
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Sun January 17, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Biden's day 1 agenda: fix things that Trump broke
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Thu January 14, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
You just knew the GOP plan to impeach Joe Biden for 'abuse of power' would begin ASAP. In fact it will on his first day in office
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Wed January 13, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Getting high and naked on your first day of work is not a good way to start your employment there, sir
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Tue January 12, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Full episode of Ken Jennings first day of hosting Jeopardy Very nice tribute to Alex at the beginning. No categories about beans, disabled people, or Star Wars fans
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's a growing likelihood that President Biden will have no cabinet in place on the first day of his administration, although that's still a huge improvement over the cabinet we have in place now
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Trump is breaking Congressional Republicans on his way out," which implies they were somehow functional beforehand
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Mon January 04, 2021
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
"I'm very, very thankful my face did not get burned. And for whatever reason - it's a very common question, so I should let you know - my man parts did not get burned. I did lose 20 pounds from being stuck in bed for three weeks"
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Thu December 31, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden introduces his first post-inauguration edict. In the words of Vincent Gambini: Everything that man just said is bullshiat. Thank you
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A COVID-19 test on the first day of symptoms gives a false-negative rate little more accurate than a coin toss
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Fri December 25, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
New refugee recipe cookbook looks like it might come in handy for 2021, thinks Subby as he spends Christmas collecting cardboard boxes to move out of his apartment next week
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Thu December 24, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ham proves superior to bacon
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Tue December 22, 2020
(Komo)
 
 
 
On first day of winter, Puget Sound attacked by record heat, torrential rain, strong winds, and evening snow
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Sun December 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Operation Warp Speed comes up a few parsecs short of what was expected. "It was a planning error, and I am responsible," Army Gen. Gustave Perna said. "We're learning from it. We're trying to get better. It's my first day"
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