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Fri August 07, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
On the next episode of 'Hoarders': 40 nylon bags of 10-year-old confiscated fireworks were stored right alongside 2,750 tons of confiscated Nitropril. You won't believe what the neighbors said when they found out
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
She sits in her hobbit hole in fear at the Shire, Clinging on so tightly as she holds that ring against the fire, But Ye's got other plans and he ain't gonna give a shiat, For when it comes to Biden he keeps on fishsticking it
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Finally there's a game that satisfies our most basic instinct: finding small spiders in your house and using guns, explosives, and just plain ol' fire to kill every last one of them
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The top of the World Trade Center is on fire. Hulk Hogan seen exiting the area
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Mukbang YouTubers face heavy criticism for failing to disclose paid promotion in their videos. 'Mukbang YouTubers' ... what tripe is this?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Halsey donates to Beirut relief fund in a generous display as Uncle Albert tightens his purse strings
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Just like Subby's mother, a San Antonio punk rock band once caused a stampede in Norway while stark naked and on fire
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Wed August 05, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for sex with student. Just kidding, she took TFD's advice and farked his dad (possible nsfw content on page)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Huge fire hits the center of a Middle Eastern city. This is not a repeat from 18 hours ago
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Fiery bloke's romantic wedding proposal falls flat when he burns down his flat, but the burning love of his life still says yes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Frozen waffle company's best shot at naming their version of a campfire classic evokes thoughts of cheese instead
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this minimalist fireplace
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
FBG Duck goosed
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Tue August 04, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This is what 2750 tonnes of ammonium nitrate exploding looks like
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley fires up his old Nokia 9000 and sends angry Tweet at Trump criticizing his politicizing of a virus
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
California wildfire renamed "Apple iFire" after threats from corporate lawyers
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(AP News)
 
 
 
If your organ got its pipes cleaned for four years, you'd probably end up a hunchback too
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark headlines incoming
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Firefox 79 clears redirect tracking cookies every 24 hours. Big deal, subby uses an extension that clears cookies as soon as the tab gets closed
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wow, that fire in Beirut looks pretty bad- WHAT THE HELL
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Imagine if some 3rd world dictator seized all the assets of Apple, or Telsa in his country and demanded they "sell" them to one of his country's companies...and announced he wanted "a cut" of the sale. That's how China feels about the US right now
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Is it safe to fire up the grill this summer with the family in the back yard? No. The answer is no
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You know how it is: if you can't get your caffeine because the coffee shop is shut, sooner or later you're going to crash
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Long-term deleterious economic after-effects of pandemics could span multiple decades"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guy "not handling the pandemic well" gets in shootout with cops over face mask
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Sun August 02, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to stop the coronavirus in its tracks? Too bad the one surefire solution -- SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING -- is the one solution Americans won't accept
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Over 7,000 evacuated from Southern California due to Apple fire. Samsung fire expected to affect millions
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Sat August 01, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Bakery worker fired after 44 years of service ... for breaching shop's Covid-19 rules ... after accepting cash to help elderly customers
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that Trump's hand-picked lackeys are in charge, Voice of America is deleting stories deemed "too favorable" to Joe Biden from its foreign language broadcasts and threatening to fire the employees that produced them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American citizen, on trial in Pakistan for blasphemy, shot and killed by an audience member during his trial
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(Polygon)
 
Weeners
 
Animal Crossing's latest update adds fireworks, so naturally players are using them in creative ways
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man flees crash, hides in fire station with backpack filled with drugs
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Okay MLB, everybody who is playing a game this weekend take one step forward......not so fast Philadelphia Phillies
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Thu July 30, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
42,000 chickens fried due to electrical malfunction. That is what the firemen said after they wattled over and combed through the site. Didn't help that they were all cooped up, too
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If only there were some sort of Rocky Mountain spring water nearby
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Curious cow gets head stuck in tree, is unable to moooooove
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arizona leads multi-state probe into last year's tech news
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Director of the Detroit Museum of Contemporary Art has been fired for racist harassment and abuse of over 70 staffers. Rare Detroit museum director behaving badly trifecta in play
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Fire Rescue 1)
 
 
 
Volunteer firefighters - who look more like the board of a bad HOA - "resign" after city doesn't want them running calls that all but two aren't qualified to run in the first place
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Tempe, Arizona re-enacts climax from Bridge on the River Kwai
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Quasi dictator and King of Chicago arrested for Arizona Democratic HQ fire
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Iran's underground ballistic missiles. Are they a threat to the Mole People, CHUDs and Morlocks or just another Photoshop? Discuss
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The argument even Trump die hards are reduced to: Sure Trump's poll numbers are plummeting, the economy is in shambles, pandemic is running like wildfire through our country and cities are wracked by protests, but you always "buy the dip" right?
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Weather man fired for saying which way the wind's blowing
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Rolling coal backfires
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Tue July 28, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Oh sure, when the fire department uses an excavator to rescue people, they're heroes, but when I use an excavator to trim trees OSHA throws a fit
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Finnish hydraulic press guy combines a drone with fireworks for maximum PEW PEW PEW
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This just in: Vodka NOT prevent contracting the 'rona
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
"Firefighters want to remind motorists not to drive with a burning candle in your car"
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Mon July 27, 2020
(WSLS Virginia)
 
 
 
Fug da polic--- wait, what?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Iran moves mock aircraft carrier to the strategic Strait of Hormuz amid rising tensions with the US to use for live-fire drills, lots of pew pew pew to show the evil Satan they mean business
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(Defense News)
 
 
 
US Navy taking hard look at firefighting. Something about a horse and a barn door comes to mind
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are assholes and then there's this guy
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sure, the family reunion could get awkward, but this seems like a perfectly sane decision that could in no way backfire
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Nathan Fillion hopes to have a small Firefly reunion on The Rookie, but chances are it'd be a wash
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Sun July 26, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The arson was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
I'd like to speak to your fire department manager
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Zack Snyder makes it clear that his version of Justice League will not include any footage from Joss Whedon's version: "I would destroy the movie. I would set it on fire before I use a single frame that I did not photograph"
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
"Moore also encouraged Joe Biden to act as if he is currently the president like a 'shadow government' and start holding a 'Morning Meeting' and have fireside-type chats with Americans"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump might be... learning?
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Fri July 24, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Just like their chances in each election cycle, Arizona Democratic Party headquarters goes up in flames
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Let's throw a record setting Siberian heat wave sparking raging wildfires and Arctic ice melt onto the 2020 pile
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Maskless woman: "I command you in Jesus Christ's name to get off this aisle. You need to leave in Jesus Christ's mighty name. Get off this aisle. You are a demon. I rebuke you all and cast you into the lake of fire in Jesus Christ's mighty name"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
We were gonna do this prank show starring Chris D'Elia but all the pranks involved touching ladies and handing out boxes of popcorn with holes in the bottom
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
New Tesla factory being built is "adding gasoline on the fire" with respect to population growth of the Austin area. In light of what a Tesla doesn't use, a new metaphor may have to be used
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
For those heavy blow days
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another Inspector General is about to get fired
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Could someone please fire up Google Translate and tell Björn what 'reenactment' means, please?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
This train wreck isn't going fly into the twin towers by itself, says Mrs. Dumpsterfire 2017
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
This is the church, this was the steeple. Lightning blows it up, scares all the people
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Not so bon: 11 of 14 decks of Bonhomme Richard damaged by fire and multiple explosions, some from stem to stern. she's probably done fighting
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Peter Lenkov, the showrunner behind flyover country's favorite action/drama reboots on CBS, has been fired because he was a racist, sexist, raging tyrant abusive to cast and crew, and no longer had Les Moonves and the gang to cover for him
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Scientists confirm the Earth tends to break into cubes. Gene Ray unavailable for comment
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans' online convention turns into a dumpster fire
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Gunman in custody after wounding 14 at funeral for victim of gun violence. That's the Chicago way
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You didn't get fired because you're straight...that didn't even make the top ten
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ghislaine Maxwell paid $25K to fake news purveyor Jacob Wohl to 'smear Epstein victims and to get SDNY prosecutor Geoffrey Berman fired in attempt to stall sex trafficking investigation against her' - man Daily Mail is really on point for 2020
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(Fark)
 
 
 
2 years (prostate) cancer free. I've been diagnosed with low testosterone and am meeting doc today for possible TRT. Studies show its safe, doc says "gas on a fire", do I insist on treatment or live with a crappy quality of life?
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Who knew that Navy ships were so flammable?
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Mon July 20, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York woman tries solving illegal fireworks problem "without cops" to avoid 'a heavy-handed police response', fails
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
The Fed promised it would fire a "money cannon" of $trillions in cheap credit to keep US businesses afloat during the pandemic. Reality: $12mil
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What's Brad Parscale up to since he was fired and publicly humiliated? Huh. Bonus: has terrible taste in beer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor will issue a full pardon, if convicted, for a couple who threateningly brandished a firearm at a group of peaceful BLM marchers
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Out of nowhere, these big hairy bros started p*ssing on his face, like dogs fighting over a fire hydrant. I'd never seen anything like it.... But I still had a lot to learn about diving and manhood. I was like, Okay, I guess we're doing this"
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Minnesota's State Fair is canceled, but butter sculpting will not - can not - be stopped
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Oliver returns to a waiting audience, crushing Coronavirus conspiracy theories with the help of Alex Trebek, Billy Porter, and Catherine O'Hara, pointing out Trump doesn't believe the conspiracies he touts, just pours gasoline on the fire
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Armed neo-Nazis show up to rally at park. Police somehow fail to fire tear gas, rubber bullets, arrest everyone
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Blaze aboard billion-dollar US Navy ship USS Bonhomme Richard to hinder Pacific fleet for years
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oregon police light a little fire in their police union building and claim it was done by protestors
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(Variety)
 
 
 
You might be able to walk and chew gum at the same time at home, but at Walt Disney World you can't eat, drink, walk and wear a mask at the same time
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Sun July 19, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Husband and son of federal judge overseeing Epstein-Deutsche Bank case shot in their home by gunman possibly disguised as delivery driver
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
TN authorities are raisin hell after a semi-truck carrying cookie dough catches fire. Police aren't sure what to choc the accident up to yet, may call in CHiP's for help
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(WFLX West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
It's a 106 miles to the mainland with only one road. We've got a full tank of gas, cops behind us, cops ahead of us, half a brain. Hit it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: fire station on fire. New, hot and short of breath: COVID-19 outbreak in COVID-19 track and trace call centre
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Pictures from inside the Bonhomme Richard. Yeah, that's a total constructive loss
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Car dealership in Austin is having a fire sale
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Sat July 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drowning coyote pup saved by rafter and nursed back to health. Yipyip is doing OK
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(CNN)
 
 
 
France loses another Cathedral
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turns out you can protest in Kentucky without going to prison
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Something tells me this U.S. attorney will soon be fired
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(Reykjavik Grapevine (Iceland))
 
 
 
Iceland Air fires all their flight attendants and replaces them with pilots
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Fri July 17, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Alexa invites a mystery guest to "A Moment of Bliss", Bray takes everyone to the Firefly Fun House, Can the King of Bros beat A.J. for the I.C. title & will The New Day get revenge for last week? It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Sun emitting large campfire flares. The Doomsday Machine, Galactus, Spectre, The Midgard Serpent and the planet Mercury gather round, eat beans and sing "Row Your Boat"
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Thu July 16, 2020
(10 News)
 
 
 
Navy ship still on fire in San Diego. Ship and pier evacuated because ship started tilting over
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Stranger breaks into the world's strongest man's garden while he's relaxing in his hot tub and challenges him to a fight. Hilarity ensues
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
CBS fires the Cannon
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ships on fire, yo (note the plurality, lack of contraction)
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Ten slo-mo weapons videos. Start with the M203, get close to a hand grenade and finish up to hawt Hellfire-on-tank action
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(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: 'Leave me alone when I go to the shops' says Bristol man with fire-spouting disco shed for a head
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Norwich Bulletin)
 
 
 
Firefighters pull out all the stops to rescue Smokey the kitten from storm drain
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Why people (and animals) hate PETA, part 793
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(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
Human dumpster fire meets karma
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Navajo Nation has a suggestion to replace "Redskins" by renaming the team 'Code Talkers' to honor the Navajo Code Talkers
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
KC Chiefs to change logo to fire helmet, mascot to Dalmatian, stadium name to Nozzle, tomahawk chop to wave, and drum to fire alarm. Ha ha ha no. American Indians stereotypes are fun, like a Halloween costume
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone, but the Bonhomme Richard is still aflame, with the temperature of the flames reaching over a thousand degrees. No idea if that is Celsius or Fahrenheit though
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Couple keeps spark in the relationship
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It'd be a shame if your ability to vote was revoked because you did not send Donnie your proper donation. I understand that you don't like broken bones, so send us money and they'll remain unbroken
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cop points his gun at cuffed black man for refusing to give his name. Officers on the scene stand by and watch. Wait, they intervened, reported the bad cop and he has now been fired, arrested and charged? What is this world coming to?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Conservatives rally around the Goya campfire, eat beans with Mongo, grunt and fart about the boycott after CEO's pro-Trump remarks
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Two livestreamers who came down with COVID-19 symptoms at Disney World return the next day to make sure everyone has exactly as much fun as they did
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
That carrier/assault ship is still burning in San Diego. The superstructure has melted and partially collapsed
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Much like the recent explosions in Tehran, Iran claims 'human error' led to downing of passenger jet. I dunno about you, but I'd find that guy and fire him
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(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Fires and explosion onboard Navy amphibious ship in San Diego. Major conflagration reported
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Sat July 11, 2020
(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Japanese firm creates lithium battery that will make Samsung's non-exploding phones even cheaper
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The head of the National CounterTerrorism Center was so alarmed at intel agencies slipping back into "pre-9/11 habits" that could leave us vulnerable to another attack that he wrote a long report detailing his concerns. A week later he was fired
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Drunken redneck fires six-gun into the air at Montana rodeo and, oddly, this is actually a crime in that state
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Spitfires honor British Sweetheart
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(Trail or park?)
 
 
 
I may not know what art is, but apparently a fire-damaged mobile home ain't it
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
Party boy who went to Fire Island on Long Island over the July 4th weekend to spread the 'rona gets kicked out of his parents' house over his failure to socially distance. Awwwww
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Thu July 09, 2020
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Firefighter and daughter in critical condition after crash caused by iguana
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you think it should be legal or illegal to fire someone due to their political beliefs?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo preparing to fire thousands even as it continues to rake in millions
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
You know it's hot when swimming pools catch fire
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 793: "A Fire in the Sky". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 08, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe's health minister is fired over a virus-linked equipment scam. White House last seen taking notes, preparing job offer
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hong Kong's Internet now locked up inside China's Great Firewall
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Here's why post office delivery trucks have been bursting into flames at an alarming rate
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Hey kids, let's see who can hold a lit firecracker the longest- give the winner a hand
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You gotta be some kind of special epic stupid to go to a Black Lives Matter protest and yell, "White lives are better." Oh, and you also are now fired from your job
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Wide receiver makes greatest catch of career at scene of raging building fire
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Tue July 07, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Denver cop fired for using whiteout to cover up crash during unauthorized chase, and by "using whiteout," we mean using actual whiteout to conceal the damage to his police cruiser
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kurdistan female landmine clearance teams got so much clit they don't need no balls
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Today's explosion in Iran has been brought to you by 'human error'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One sure fire way to make sure you get only the best police officers: make them take out their own personal liability insurance policies to do their jobs
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Man who fired gun into murder victim's grave during funeral gets 15 years for being a dumbass
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
There is nothing like sitting around the backyard fire pit with your family and friends on a lazy summer night. Singing songs, roasting hot dogs, making s'mores, and watching fire shoot out of the eyes of a human skull....wait, out of a what now?
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Mon July 06, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Most people move away from places where bad things happened to start fresh, leave troubles behind. Not this Florida Woman
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
5pm Eastern - it's the Fark News Summary Livestream. Would have expected more firework accidents last weekend but we've got the good ones. Plus teleporting military hardware and brain-eating amoebas for your 2020 bingo card
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Israel announces the successful launch of a new spy satellite. Maybe
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran reports 'significant' damage at nuclear facility, which probably means we're all dead
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Does any story involving homemade fireworks end well?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"That dog not Sh*thead, that dog Lifesaver." That dog gets steak for life
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I don't want to alarm anyone but while we've all been obsessed with coronavirus, the arctic circle in Siberia is literally on fire
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Sun July 05, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Prince's sound engineer discusses how she saved the artist's music from Universal's warehouse fire and curated the digital catalogue we're all enjoying now. Alright, who wants pancakes?
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Amazing timelapse video shows the scale of apparently not illegal fireworks fired off in Los Angeles for the 4th of July
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fireworks show in Plano, TX decides to try a new ground level presentation
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(Some Facepalming Guy)
 
 
 
Antivaxxers gonna antivax
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Los Angeles, July 2020: Get your noodles and hop in the spinner as Vangelis' Blade Runner is set to an aerial view of the illegal fireworks shows across the City of Angels
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Maggie's parents discuss her education and how to best prevent her from setting anyone else on fire. Now available for reading in the thread, it's a free web serial by a farker, and the author is giving away TF
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Melania-Bot did not seem to be enjoying the fireworks. Bonus: caption contest
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Here's your 4th of July thread. So what are you doing on Independence Day aka The Christmas of Summertime? Any traditions that you do on this day? Be safe and maybe set off a few fireworks and enjoy this patriotic day
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
This July 4th, Minnesota would like to remind you that it's illegal to buy, own, light, look at, or think about any fireworks more fun than a sparkler. Wisconsin would like you to remind you that the good stuff is just across the border
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Fri July 03, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Iran will not disclose the cause of that mysterious nuke site fire. However, flames are still considered to be top suspects
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"4th of July heatwave set to hammer US may bring 'ring of fire' effect." There's a Taco Bell joke in there somewhere
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fire on the mountain. Run, boys, run
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fire on the mountain. Run, boys, run
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With the President's big "4th of July" spectacular at Mt. Rushmore, did you wonder why we don't do fireworks there EVERY year? Well, basically, the mountain is a giant pile of kindling this time of year, oh and there's a drought as well
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Eureka man busted for possession of over 10,000 pounds of illegal fireworks. Neighborhood dogs seen nodding in approval
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Explosion at Turkish fireworks factory infuses death with spectacle
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Top Alibaba exec fired for helping girlfriend secure a job and accepting gifts. Rumors of a senior position in the Trump Administration cannot as yet be confirmed
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(Digg)
 
 
 
Just in time for the 4th of July weekend, test dummies getting obliterated by badass fireworks in government firework safety video
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Iconic Portland statue of an elk, to commemorate, um, elk is defaced and burned by protesters to stick it to the mammal
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iran's nuclear shed facility is on fire and they can't photoshop it out
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(Savannah Now)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his firework
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Trump is demanding Pentagon hire man fired from NSA for circulating conspiracy theories
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
This is your annual "Fireworks for Dummies" article
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(South Dakota Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
South Dakota's governor is paying for the Rushmore fireworks with $350,000 from a fund of taxpayer money designated for SD economic development. She also hope the feds will chip in for the costs of the rest of the Trump visit. Good luck with that
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Ghislaine Maxwell case is being prosecuted by SDNY's Public Corruption Unit, which doesn't tackle sex crimes unless a public official is involved. Hey remember when Barr rushed to fire SDNY US Attorney Berman a couple weeks ago?
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Man in legal trouble for staging reenactment of the Trump Administration
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
That latest glow from Iran's Natanz nuke plant? Just a fire - no biggie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tesla is on fire
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
If you're going to fire your gun into the air, do it like a pro
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(Daily Star)
 
Boobies
 
Fired female Ukrainian politician dons eye-popping swimsuit to launch new boobie party to 'fight corruption' of male political prostitutes (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tuberville's campaign is on fire
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Toledo Hemp Center offering free CBD dog treats to calm fireworks anxiety. Your dog wants steak... and Doritos... and Funyuns... and maybe some Taco Bell, dude
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
Fox anchor fired after being possessed by the ghost of Roger Ailes
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
At 4pm Eastern it's the Fark News Livestream. We've got what's important, what's not, what's not getting enough attention, and the first but probably not last back to back stories regarding Beavis and Butthead and K-Pop. Plus fire ants
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
So to clarify in Pennsylvania the cops have to see you light the firework and then have to see the firework go off before they can issue a citation. And then they are not allowed to seize any unused fireworks in your possession
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Q: What happens to the good apples in police departments who try to hold bad apples accountable? A: They get funneled to desk work, get demoted, or outright fired for their malfeasance
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Kiss My Bezos; Detroit Amazon delivery driver quits midshift via Twitter rant on Uber ride home, informing interested parties where to score a half-full truck with keys in the ignition
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Tue June 30, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tuesday. Tacos and Trumpster fires and election results, oh my Welcome to the MSNBC Discussion thread, prime time starts at 8 PM Eastern
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
This weekend, will you be able to tell the difference between "bang-bang" and "pow-pow?"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Barstool Sports founder's racist past being exposed shouldn't surprise anyone familiar with Barstool Sports
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's "white Power" tweet stayed up so long because, even though it set off a "five alarm fire" with senior White House aides, the President had gone golfing and "put his phone down" so they couldn't reach him to get him to agree to delete it
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(Green Technology)
 
 
 
Well at least the coal industry ... oh dear
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If you insist on stealing a fire truck, the only reasonable thing to do is drive to the bar with the emergency lights on
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
When the pandemic is but a distant memory, our homes will be bigger, have more outdoor social spaces, and tiny quarantine rooms in the attic next to the fire stairs
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Mon June 29, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Jacksonville delivers shooting to Amazon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Twitter and Facebook still don't have a problem with egregious, demonstrable lies. Shut. It. Down
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan makes history as the first artist ever to have a Top 40 album every decade since the 1960s
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1613, the Globe Theater, where most of Shakespeare's plays debuted, burned down, which is why bards no longer have access to fire spells
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(DW)
 
 
 
Germany's version of the Dallas Cowboys is not impressed with their billionaire owner and are looking to fire him
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly decides that now is a great time to remind us all once again about when she loudly announced on national TV that there used to be a time when blackface was okay
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that Trump can fire the head of the CFPB at will for any reason at all
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Next up on our continuing train wreck called 2020, Utah is afire
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Top Cop fired for buying unauthorized weapons, Saskatchewan ??
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Sat June 27, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Add amateur fireworks to the growing list of things that are making 2020 the worst year on record
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Courts rules ICE must please think of the children
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Firefly applies for a licence to misbehave * "Space balloons"? Tickets start at $75k * NASA to purchase tickets on suborbital rockets * NASA Stennis might be renamed to honor someone who was not a piece of shiat * India to push private rockets 🚀
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mexico City's Police Chief got a chance to test the bullet-proofing on his SUV as he survives an attack by at least a dozen cartel gunmen who fired "thousands of rounds" from high-powered rifles at him. 2 escort cops and bystander not as lucky
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(Coconuts)
 
 
 
World's worst cat causes fatal fire at distillery. With helpful pic of what a fire-starting cat who regrets nothing looks like
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(Coconuts)
 
 
 
World's worst cat causes fatal fire at distillery. With helpful pic of what a fire-starting cat who regrets nothing looks like
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey, since we're on this Navy vessel and the world is on fire, how about we just not head into port? Fark: going on 23 weeks now
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Man sets his own home on fire to protest a hog confinement project and then poses like an over fried piece of bacon for his mugshot. That will teach them
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The entertainment and politics tag battle it out as The Chicks drop the Dixie from their name and a new music video that is pure fire
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Thu June 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A group of people were arrested on Staten Island and charged with unlawfully dealing with dangerous fireworks and transporting three alligator carcasses. King of Staten Island unavailable for comment
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
Can't have a Trump 4th of July fireworks forest fire if you burn down the forest in advance
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Well now we know why the sudden increase in fireworks all across the country is likely not a psyop (link swapped)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Comcast and Mozilla strike a privacy deal to encrypt DNS lookups in Firefox and now nobody knows who to trust on anything
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. couple files lawsuit after barely surviving deadly New Zealand volcano eruption. Vulcan, god of fire, unavailable for service for illogical lawsuits
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump called the Secretary of the Interior and pleaded with him to reinstall a Confederate statue in DC that was torn down and lit on fire on Juneteenth
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Barista tells Starbucks Sally she has to wear a mask, so she retaliates by posting his photo on social media. Backfires spectacularly
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
New U.S. Agency for Global Media head: your propaganda needs to paint this administration in a better light, you're all fired
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Catholic Church fires lesbian music director for marrying a woman, showing how they still care way too much about what kind of organs are being played
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(Port City Daily)
 
 
 
"Veteran police officers fired for recorded conversations." Well, how bad can it-- HOLY SH*T
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Fire expert: Mt. Rushmore fireworks show for July 4th "ill-advised" due to dry conditions and very high fire risk. Trump: please proceed
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(Daily Post (UK))
 
 
 
Just leave it there for 5,000 years. Maybe stonehenge is just litter from a Druid party they didn't feel like cleaning up
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Louisville PD: we should probably fire the officer who shot Breonna Taylor 102 days ago
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obvious Tag lights itself on fire, Parades down Main Street with a 76-piece marching band and then explodes in a glorious display of pyrotechnics that can been seen from space
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mayor of Philly signed law allowing fireworks on July 3, 2019, let's see how that's going... hint: my dogs hate it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Despite his claims of the missing $2.1bil being bogus, Wirecard's ex-CEO arrested on very real charges
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
The new item blasting off store shelves? Fireworks. Are you buying fireworks and what are you getting?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boom. Boom. BOOM. What's with all the damned fireworks, everywhere, all the time, sometimes into the wee hours of the morn? Subby's theory: assholes conditioning themselves to the constant sound of gunfire, in preparation for November 4th. Thoughts?
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: what do fire marshals know anyway? Attendance was DOUBLE what your own lying eyes told you
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If there was a season two of Firefly, Shepherd Book would have talked about the Special Hell for the people who stole six baby goats from an ice cream shop
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Iran's naval photoshop brigade is looking for a new dock to interface with the Indian Ocean's network
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Joe Rogan in trouble for being a Joe Rogan
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Brad Parscale claims those who trolled Trump rally "don't know what they're talking about or how our rallies work." In other news, Brad Parscale still employed for now
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Sat June 20, 2020
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Arrest warrant issued for White woman accused of setting Atlanta Wendy's on fire
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The North Face does an about face from Facebook
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Really? Grant?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Quebec is burning, and water bombers called in to douse fire covering 40 hectares, roughly the size of 40 international rugby fields or 4000 vats of poutine
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Quebec is burning, and water bombers called in to douse fire covering 40 hectares, roughly the size of 40 international rugby fields or 4000 vats of poutine
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
With rampant coronavirus and wildfires surrounding Phoenix, this is perfect metaphor
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
California firefighters' training video is legendary
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Sunlight successfully sanitizes vehicle
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Miz TV welcomes Mandy to talk about her & Sonya's feud. A.J. hosts an "Intercontinental Championship Title" celebration but who will ruin it? Bray returns to take us back to the Firefly Fun House. It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
More signs of the coming apocalypse: 'Ring of fire' eclipse on summer solstice is 'sign in heavens' of coming end of days (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
This is what it looks like when a wildfire in Arizona sweeps across a mountaintop and nearly burns down a fire station
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Louisville PD fires one of three officers involved in Breonna Taylor's murder, other charges still pending. This is going to make the Bowling Green Massacre pale in comparison
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New Yorkers are partying in the streets with fireworks. Correction, they are fighting each other with fireworks
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
LASD shoot and kill a second black man in two days. This time a security guard who ran away when he saw two people point a gun at him
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Hellfire missiles with frickin' sword blades attached to their heads
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bronze George Washington statue toppled, statue's head wrapped in an American flag and lit on fire by protesters in Portland, Oregon
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(Eight (Arizona PBS))
 
 
 
The Bush Fire is not what you think it is. Also, it has become the largest wildfire in the U.S
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Trump ranting about the Second Amendment got Subby wondering what gun would Trump own? This is Subby's guess, with pearl handle of course. Also remember what George Patton said about pearl handles
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
The cast of Firefly, gender swapped Zoë looks like Prince
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Riot arsonist identified through social media and arrested. No, this isn't a repeat from a few hours ago
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Aunt Jemima? Gone. Uncle Ben? Fired. Ms. Butterworth? Headed out the door. Guy on the Cream of Wheat package? Wait, you couldn't even be bothered to give him a NAME?
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Stupid white George Floyd protester faces 80 years in jail after customized Etsy T-shirt reveals she's a flamethrowing bomb rioter who likes to burn police cars
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Cops release photos of privileged woman who was one of the people suspected of starting the Wendy's fire
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
China brings in several hundred soldiers and artillery on the contested border area with India. Subby thinks they are shaolin monks experts in kung fu and the artillery is just for fireworks... yeah thats the ticket
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Bad news for Subby's Wheaten Terrier: those fireworks we are hearing are not his or Subby's imagination
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Today's "Took you long enough" contest winner is the Fulton County DA office. Runner up is Drew, who was behind in running the Fark queue today
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(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Black Sheriff says shooting of Rayshod Brooks was justified. I know what you're thinking, and while it may have worked on Blazing Saddles, it most certainly isn't working here
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: SDG&E Worker Fired Over Alleged Racist Gesture Says He Was Cracking Knuckles
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
I'll send my SOS to the world; I hope that someone gets my; Message to a Botterill: You're fired
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(MSN)
 
 
 
SO THAT'S why Donnie fired all the Inspectors General
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mr. McDowell could not agree more
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How many people has your utility company killed? Contender for title is "84 involuntary manslaughter convictions". Who? you'll Probably Guess Eventually
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Downside to living in the CHAZ utopia: *Nineteen* 911 calls get zero response after burglary, arson suspect held
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three Indian soldiers killed in violent clash with Chinese troops along disputed border...but apparently no guns were fired, leading to the inescapable conclusion that China has an unstoppable army of Shaolin Kung-Fu warrior monks
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
My flag boy and your flag boy, sitting by the fire. My flag boy told your flag boy... Suck it, my flag WON
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Mon June 15, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guy shows us his collection of high end Ferrari, Porsche and Bugatti hypercars. And every single one is fire engine red
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trent Lott gets a fancy new job at a lobbying firm after being fired from his previous lobbying gig. Remember when he was mocked in The Phantom Menace? Funny how that predicted reality
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Old Shanty Cafe building destroyed in fire. Owners of the Snack Shed and the Lean-To Tearoom appraising situation
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chalk Art Charlene's husband fired from wealth management firm
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(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
SCOTUS rules 6-3 that workers can't be fired for being gay or transgender
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fire-breather
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Irrelevant NASCAR driver supports police brutality because of his "firefighter uncle". Yeah I'm sure nothing else influenced this at all
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Atlanta Wendy's where a black man was shot is now on fire
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Fri June 12, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Master race thwarted by not using incognito mode on phone
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
A trifecta of farking stupid; fireworks in a dry pine forest, groundwater contamination, and a crowd of 7,500 people not required to wear masks
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Snapchat CEO says the company's decision to stop promoting Trump's posts is protected by the 1st Amendment
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Racist Ohio state senator who thought colored people got coronavirus from not washing their hands as much as whites was fired from his job as an emergency physician
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
On a side note: why is every dog in a two block radius howling like the world's on fire?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers are looking at pulses in the terahertz range for 6G data even though the fires aren't yet out on 5G
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook is 'peddling in an addictive drug called anger'
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
President of Humane Society in Pennsylvania learns that being human and not insulting George Floyd are difficult. For him anyhow
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Fired 'Law & Order' writer doesn't want to be dun dun with the show
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"Don't tase me 'bro." Bronx edition
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Democrats release transcript of testimony by fired State Dept IG
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Remember, Cristobal was just a tropical storm...that hit Chicago
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump wanted to fire Sec. Def Esper after Esper pushed back on the use of active duty military troop to crush demonstrations nationwide; but aides talked him out of it by convincing him that FIVE defense secretaries in 3 1/2 years was not a good look
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Strange red light seen in the skies of NJ. And no it wasn't the annual Staten Island landfill fire
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Can we fire him for watching TV at work?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Jeffrey (Bond King) Gundlach: "Covid has shown me that white-collar managers don't do any actual work and we should probably fire all of these people"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Remember last week how Russia was going to use a 100mm anti-tank gun to help extinguish a Siberian oil well fire? Fire's out, with extreme prejudice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sarah Silverman uses cardboard box to block fire exit for personal vitamin regime
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Christopher Columbus discovers lake bed
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The Prada-wearing Devil admits to the obvious
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Mainframe era: Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM. Cloud Computing era: Hold my beer and watch me think
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The arsonist has been tasked with putting out the fire
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(KIMT 3)
 
 
 
You're going to be shocked -- shocked I say, and perhaps stunned, amazed, aghast, appalled, and astonished as well -- when you see the photograph of the man arrested for burning down the Third Precinct in Minneapolis
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(KIMT 3)
 
 
 
You're going to be shocked -- shocked I say, and perhaps stunned, amazed, aghast, appalled, and astonished as well -- when you see the photograph of the man arrested for burning down the Third Precinct in Minneapolis
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two Atlanta police officers say they shouldn't have been fired for stopping a car, smashing its windows and yanking the passengers out before they knew what was going on
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Looks like Barr getting blamed for the attack on DC protesters by Trump has backfired : Trump totally went into the bunker to hide from protesters
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
The latest outrage that must end - using master/slave for photographic lighting. You can save this article on your D Drive
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chicago Mayor Lightfoot says officer who was photographed flipping the bird to protesters should be fired. In Chicago? Time was, a officer who ONLY flipped off a protester would have been given a medal for decorum and restraint
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines releases the details of the severance packages for execs if they are laid off when the federal cash expires, including nine months of pay and a little over two years of health-care. Those already fired can go suck avgas exhaust
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Building restarts in Paris' fire-ravaged Notre Dame. Give these guys some credit - some of that is back-breaking labor, but they're really humping it
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The pinker the flamingo, the hotter the fire
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(totes gross)
 
 
 
The toilet snorkel - a patented life-saving invention - NOT a euphemism for something equally as icky
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Go Fund Yourself
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some COVID-19 victims are taking weeks to wake up after being taken off ventilators. You'd still want to be unconscious too if you saw what a dumpster fire our current situation is
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Sun June 07, 2020
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Black firefighter, on duty and in uniform, is accosted by cops with weapons drawn
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
One bad thing about the coronavirus pandemic? It is disrupting the movement to save endangered species
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Fire up the Trans Am
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russia to use 100mm anti-tank shells in attempt to put out oilfield fire. Red Adair nods knowingly
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
With America on fire, Zuckerberg is siding with Trump. If you're still using Facebook, so are you
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
If you are expecting a Amazon package delivery today in Southern California, it may be delayed
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Camden, NJ fired its entire police force in 2013 and re-started from scratch. Fark: It reduced excessive force complaints by 95% since 2014
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
Doing anything July 4th? Only 7,500 tickets will be available for Trump's Mt Rushmore non-social distancing fireworks forest fire-starting free for all
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(WRBL Columbus)
 
 
 
Cross burned on interstate overpass in Alabama, which in this timeline just means it's Friday
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(WRBL Columbus)
 
 
 
Cross burned on interstate overpass in Alabama, which in this timeline just means it's Friday
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Sims 4 update introduces gonorrhea
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Raleigh Police open fire on gay bar against Black Lives Matter Protesters who were INSIDE the parking lot
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Thu June 04, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1989, a brutal, repressive regime massacred its own citizens in the name of power. Welp, it's a good thing we all learned our lessons from that and it'll never repeat
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani later admitted he farked up by cursing on live TV, but clarified that he was being sarcastic and that Piers Morgan is, in fairness, still a complete knob
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Turns out the IG *was* investigating Pompeo and his family when he was fired
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(San Marcos Daily Record)
 
 
 
Austin Police get splashed with a few drops of water, fire into crowd, miss their target, and manage to hit innocent black protester in the head, sending him to the hospital in critical condition with brain damage, then lie about being attacked. There's video
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Happy Fourth of July. Have a hot dog, some fireworks, and some coronavirus
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Attorney General Deputy Dog to hold press conference on encroaching fascism. Come for the lies, stay for the outrage
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