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| Mon March 20, 2023 |
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The Snyderverse may continue -- in the form of video games, made by the man himself. Before we ridicule and/or groan, let's ponder the possibilities of other cult followings like TRON: Uprising or Firefly getting an extra life that way
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European Union Ministers agree to send Ukraine one million artillery shells, possibly along with some serious fire and brimstone sermons
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Find out what homes, real estate are vulnerable to both current, future climate change disasters like flooding, wild fires, hurricanes, before signing that mortgage
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Jay Powell faces his Kobayashi Maru scenario: Keep raising interest rates to fight inflation for average Americans, or fire up the money cannon to save banks and wealthy Americans. In related news, stock up on cat food while you can
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| Thu March 02, 2023 |
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Jay Leno shows off his new/old face three months after the garage fire
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Ford is having a FIRE... sale. F-150 Lightning production to resume in 2 weeks. Get electrocuted... err I mean Electrified at your nearest Ford dealer
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No one wonders why Republicans are targeting drag shows. No one. They are targeting a group they see as vulnerable, and hope to use lies and bigotry to fire up their base of deplorables to remain in power. This has been their playbook for decades
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British car for sale. EV with 400 mile range and zero emissions. Just kidding, it's got a 27 litre WWII Rolls Royce Spitfire engine
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NYC weatherman fired for being webcam sex worker hasn't forecast his next move but there's a chance we may be seeing another big front moving in as temperatures rise dramatically
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Things go from bad to worse on Spirit Airlines flight. First a battery catches fire, and then they're forced to land in Jacksonville
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Flash powder, commercial fireworks, fuses, a can of butane, a lighter and pipe full of white powder, taped-up circuit breakers, and a cordless drill. Shoot, a fella could have a pretty bad time at the airport check-in with all that stuff
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| Wed March 01, 2023 |
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire
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Transportation minister resigns after failing to handle Greece fire. Know your extinguishers
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Pitbull vs. house fire: trapped baby edition
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The tech genius that overspent for a platform, fired everyone maintaining it, bans anyone from it that is critical of him, and forces non-tested changes that break it, is the same one that believes everyone will want to use it as an all-in-one app
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Thirty years ago, the US government and Texas state police laid siege to the Branch Davidian compound in Waco, Texas. 76 people -- including 25 children, two pregnant women, and leader David Koresh -- died
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| Sat February 18, 2023 |
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Might be time to put lights, reflectors, and brighter colors on emergency vehicles as another Tesla hits a fire truck stopped on the freeway
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North Korea fires long range ballistic missile at Japan, makes direct hit with sworn water enemy Sea of Japan
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Starting at 4:05 PM ET it's another Big Clive Live with alcohol and fire and rants
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GOP: "Not having any books left in school libraries is the entire point, people. Also, you're fired"
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Massive Florida dumpster fire endangering children, pregnant women, and the elderly. But enough about Republicans, there's also been a waste facility burning all week
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Hunter fired at protected sandhill cranes, through his bedroom window, across a highway, and with neighbors in the general direction, while being recorded. Officer investigates and writes a sternly worded note to the Prosecutor
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| Wed February 08, 2023 |
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Beautiful, historic, downtown Stowe, Vermont in winter. It is just like a Hallmark movie setting. Snow banks next to cleared walks, Christmas decorations on light poles, the flat bed truck, carrying a load of hay, fully engulfed in flames. (W/ vid)
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Shots fired: Enes Freedom, on LeBron James becoming NBA's all-time leading scorer: "38,388 Points, 0 Morals, 0 Values, 0 Principles, 0 Empathy, 1 Bow Down to #China. Congratulations to @KingJames"
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Forge Santos is so Toxic, in addition to directing Britney's iconic video, the guest he invited to State of the Union got fired for accepting
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| Thu January 12, 2023 |
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Sick of them following, investigating you? Throwing fire bomb at Utah State Capitol will certainly throw them off your scent
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JUST Capitol and CNBC both roll a natural 1 on their Sense Motive checks, name Hasbro one of America's most JUST companies
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Warner Bros/Discovery figures there are still a few people who subscribe to ad-free HBOMax after they nuked everything in sight so its time for price increase
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A week after extinguishing a large tree that was on fire, police identify the body found inside. Wait, go back
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John Carpenter wanted to quit the business after working with "he shall not be named who needs to be killed. No, no, no, that's terrible. He needs to be set on fire." He's Chevy Chase, and you're not
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Right on schedule Russia fires its new, new commander of its forces in Ukraine "General Armageddon" . Next up : General People Covered in Fish, followed by Major Debacle, Admiral MegaYacht
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Where does a snowman get the weather report? The winternet. This is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, where there are no puns like snow puns
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