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Fri December 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meadows, Eastman, Clark, Giuliani, and Trump
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Thu December 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Something's happening - DOJ asks Trump be held in contempt because he can't find anyone willing to commit perjury for him
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In allowing a lawsuit brought by 1/6 victims against Trump to proceed, a federal judge finds that there is a "colorable claim" the Trump incited the riot that day. Just what you'd expect from a liberal activist judge appointed by... oh that's awkward
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NYAG files a reply to Trump motion seeking an emergency order to prevent her from gaining access to documents concerning the revocable trust that holds his interest in the Trump Org. Huh, never seen a legal brief that is just wanking motion gifs
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Wed December 07, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Is the CIA hiding its involvement with presidential assassin Lee Harvey Oswald? Just asking questions here
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Tue December 06, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, special counsel Jack Smith is making it rain subpoenas in Wisconsin, Michigan, Arizona and Pennsylvania
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Arizona tells Kari to go jump in the Lake
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Fri December 02, 2022
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Dried up Arizona Lake gets her lawyers sanctioned including underwear model Alan Dershowitz
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Thu December 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Might be the only time the phrase "eleven years" doesn't get Matt Gaetz excited
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have been sentenced to 2 years' probation and 500 hours of registering voters in low income areas
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Fri November 25, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Miami-Dade County has ragrets about signing 20-year arena naming rights deal with FTX, goes to federal court to find a reliable corporate tattoo remover
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Thu November 24, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
We get it, you scam AND vape
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Wed November 23, 2022
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Turns out that the main threat to election integrity in Florida was bureaucratic disorganization. Who knew? [Gary.Oldman.gif]
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Tue November 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
TFG's no good, horrible, very bad day. IRS files to Congress, Fraud suit next year, Loses lead in Iowa to DeathSentence, now likely to lose his Special Master (no, not Putin)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to XPOTUS: Stop asking us to save you, the Democrats can have your tax records
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Sun November 20, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Yeah, they're going to get right on that. Any day now. Any. Day. Now
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
What point was that? (Mug shot checks out)
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Sat November 19, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Did anyone else feel a great disturbance? As if dozens of for profit schools and one DeVos cried out in fury?
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Fri November 18, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Talk about a buzz kill
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(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
Man who runs Area 51 website has homes raided by FBI, USAF OSI. "I believe the search, executed with completely unnecessary force by overzealous government agents, was meant as a message to silence the Area 51 research community"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal judge blocks Ron DeStapo's "Stop WOKE" law for being "dystopian" fascist tripe
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Wed November 16, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Right on cue, here come the "Trump is Disqualified Under the 14th Amendment" challenges. Tag is for whether anythin' gonna happen
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Tue November 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge vacates a Trump immigration policy, allowing asylum seekers access to the border again
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Michigan man is now hated by vast majority of New Yorkers. No, not Kid Rock
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Republicans: Why won't young people vote for us? Also Republicans: We're suing to stop student debt relief and the judges we appointed are blocking it
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Judge rules that disarming domestic violence abusers under protective orders violates their Second Amendment rights. Coming soon: The answer to "what can possibly go wrong?"
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Mon November 14, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Arkansas, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska, and South Carolina argue in a lawsuit that the Biden loan relief program threatens their future tax revenues. Revenues they would still have if they stopped giving billions to rich people
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sex, drugs, and kickbacks: Inside the DEA's acceptance that the war on drugs is a stupid and unwinnable war
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(UPI)
 
Weeners
 
BBC was born 100 years ago today, has grown steadily ever since
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Fri November 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Noose found at the construction site of Obama's presidential library
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Trump-appointed federal judge: "I disagree with all of the other courts which have ruled on this issue: student loan forgiveness is illegal. Just a coincidence that it was right after the election"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A Federal judge orders sanctions against Trump lawyers for their lawsuit against Hillary Clinton and the DNC. "This cannot be attributed to incompetent lawyering. It was a deliberate use of the judicial system to pursue a political agenda"
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Wed November 09, 2022
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
The last polls closed at 1am EST, so when is Garland gonna get off his a$$ and file charges against TFG? This is your Eeyore/Pollyanna/ANGH/Real Soon Now discussion thread
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy's defamation lawsuit so now it's totally legal to claim Dave Portnoy sexually abuses women. Also, Dave Portnoy sexually abuses women
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Sat November 05, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Womp womp
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Fri November 04, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump's attempts to destroy election integrity in Georgia are more wacky than we knew
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Former" cocaine addict and "pillow" salesman still won't be able to use phone app to get discounts at Hardee's
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Thu November 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If Trump runs for president again the DOJ is likely to appoint Special Council 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, you want to vote in America? You gotta get past the cops first
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Horrible attorney gets away with doing horrible things because other attorneys turn a blind eye, the other attorneys in this instance being those at the CA State Bar
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Retreatsman
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Let's see if releasing some emails will persuade Clarence Thomas to start recusing himself
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Founders of True the Vote are jailed for contempt of court for failing to turn over information to a voting tech company that is suing them for slander. But if you unscrew the statisticals you'll see that the judge was wrong and they are free to go
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal judge rips Supreme Court for apparently using a Ouija board while summoning new legal precedents
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(CNN)
 
Hero
 
Judge: "Hey you morons, you can't sit there with guns watching people cast their ballots"
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Tue November 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rudy 9/11 keeps his streak alive on lawsuit victories. A record unblemished by success
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
DOJ concerned about concern trolls
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal judge throws out Mark Meadows' lawsuit against the 1/6 committee
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The United States Supreme Court (Part of the Trump Organization) temporarily shields Trump's taxes from Congress
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Mon October 31, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"We're in a Maddow Monday MSNBC thread" exclaimed Moyra. Her life probably didn't include many unexpected events, and so even something as mundane as discovering that she was surrounded by chicken wire seemed like quite a 7pm ET adventure
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Constitutional scholar claims retaliation violates the first amendment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
6th Circuit rules that Kentucky can't enforce the rules written into its state constitution requiring judicial races to be non-partisan against a supreme court candidate who broke those rules by running as a "conservative Republican" because..reasons
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today in holiday history: The man who killed Halloween
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Sun October 30, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
It turns out that coal companies have been using all sorts of gimmicks, scams, and quasi-legal maneuvering to avoid any responsibility at all for cleaning up old mines they no longer use. Shocking
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Fri October 28, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Those outcomes are the conscious thoughts that we have, the decisions we put into effect, our social interactions with other conscious beings, and the behavior of the 7pm ET MSNBC FHF thread down through the ages
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The DOJ plan to ensure "all qualified voters have the opportunity to cast their ballots" is unfair to Republicans
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Wed October 26, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
DOJ willing to put up with the Baloney
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For some unfathomable reason people guilty of trying to overthrow the government think the Supreme Court is going to protect them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Someone please explain how this is not a terroristic threat
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Mon October 24, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Breaking News: Stacey Abrams paid a lawyer to do legal work
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Sun October 23, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham involved in Watergate-level coverup
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal judge: Dr. Anthony Fauci, other Biden officials to be deposed in social media censorship suit
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Sat October 22, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
But, his emails
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
They're assholes, Joe
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
DeSantis tells judge that governors are just as immune to the law as Presidents are
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham wastes no time and appeals his Georgia subpoena to the Supreme Court
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
PGA Tour Executives desperately hoping to meet Mr. Bonesaw
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Grandsuur Moyra says we are doing something now." "I beg your pardon?" "She believes that the messal is on the verge of coming up with new ideas instead of just talking about old FHF MSNBC threads at 7pm ET"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"I like beer" might work if you're a Supreme Court nominee, but "I like teenage girls" isn't going to work anywhere
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Marines never leave a man behind. Or a baby. Even somebody else's
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal judge dismisses states' challenge to President Biden's unconstitutional Academia bailout
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Thu October 20, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
SCOTUS Justice Handmaid's Tale denies lawsuit to block Biden's student loan forgiveness
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Man holding world record for most consecutive nights spent sleeping on the couch predicts Trump is going to melt down soon
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Italy's No. 1 brand of pasta getting sued for exactly the reason you would suspect, since you're reading this on Fark
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Another day, another crime. Trump signed court documents that knowingly included false information regarding election fraud
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And the grift goes on
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Molester Cheetah outraged his grift is over
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Obi-John Durham's failure is complete
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Thu October 13, 2022
(West Virginia News)
 
 
 
Federal judge rules the government cannot force you to make your firearms traceable today or in the future because nobody thought to make them traceable back in 1791
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Lawsuit brought by several adult film stars alleges that OnlyFans paid bribes to several top Meta executives to ban the woman from advertising on Facebook or Instagram so they would be forced to use OnlyFans instead
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Sure, Jan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican state attorneys general make case to federal judge that giving money to non-rich people is unconstitutional
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Tue October 11, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Man falsely claimed he was a billionaire, a Harvard MBA, and a special forces veteran to commit $35 million fraud. Authorities became suspicious when he didn't launch a Senate campaign
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Sat October 08, 2022
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Abortion ban ping pong continues in Arizona. Civil War-era abortion ban is itself now re-banned while the full appeals process continues
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Fri October 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
DOJ: we know you have more documents, don't make us search all your other properties too, dumbass
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Oh look it's Alan Dershowitz defending someone convicted of sexually abusing underaged girls...again
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Thu October 06, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Federal judge: Whoa New York, slow your roll...MOAR gunz everywhere plz
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Court screw-up reveals that the "medical records" seized by the FBI at Mar-a-Lago that Judge Cannon worried the feds might leak to the press and cause "irreparable injury" to Trump was actually that doctor's note Trump himself made public in 2016
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Wed October 05, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
♫ Ghost cattle in the sky ♫
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Remember when Ken Paxton ran from a process server and a judge threw out the subpoena? Turns out Paxton's lawyers lied and he has to testify
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Tue October 04, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Arizona Republican Party leader to Jan 6 Committee: you wanna see my truckload of stolen-election proof? How about a truckload of the FIF
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Mon October 03, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk sends scathing message to Tesla investors: "I don't care about boosting the stock. And I loathe you. I loathe you all." Okay, I added that last part, but
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Man, nothing like revisiting the classics
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
MyPillow Mike gets REJECTED by U.S. Supreme Court. Make sure to text REJECTED for 30% off your next order
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If the Sacketts don't win their case in front of SCOTUS the EPA Boggieman can stop you from building your dream house if it's within 300 miles of water, says some guy who thinks clean water is over rated
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Sun October 02, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
More than 300 Starbucks stores have held union elections in the last year with 245 voting in favor, and make no mistake, the rich assh*** who owns the company feels both inconvenienced and retaliatory
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Thu September 29, 2022
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State is still doing everything they can to screw over THE survivors of sex assault by THE team doctor
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Tue September 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like another Republican is scared of answering questions under oath. Shocking, I know
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Sun September 25, 2022
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The doctors of an Arizona woman who had an abortion in 2018 are being sued by the "estate" of her aborted embryo
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Sat September 24, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
John Kelly secretly bought a book by 27 mental health professionals warning Trump was psychologically unfit, and used it as a manual to run the White House
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Fri September 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump is fighting a secret battle to protect his inner circle by claiming executive privilege for an office he no longer holds
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
DeSantis skips selling expired steaks and leapfrogs directly to being sued
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Thou shall deliver your phone records to the J6 Committee: Humetewa 9:23
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Wed September 21, 2022
(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Federal Judge invents "Florida challenge", orders release of more than 100 patients trom Orgeon State's locked psychiatric hospital
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Have you had any student loans forgiven? Ted Cruz has something to say about that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We've entered the phase where male GQPers are calling for the imprisonment of women who get abortions. Up next: Sending them to The Colonies
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Tue September 20, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
The judge handpicked by Trump as special master to review the documents seized from Mar-a-Lago just threw a curveball at his attorneys and they struck out
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
All those armed white supremacists that terrorized the capital on Jan 6th are going to get their guns back, just as Jesus would have wanted
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Climate activist sticking to his story that it was a peaceful protest
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Fri September 16, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Republican President Ronald Reagan appointed Special Master Dearie, Trump walks
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Given the homebound shiatstorm that 2020 was, is it any surprise that STDs surged in 2021, including a whopping 26% increase in syphilis?
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Wed September 14, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oath Keeper's lawyer Mehta's her match
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Oaf-Keebler denied a Special Daddy
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
It's like a striptease of democracy
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Mon September 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
TL;DR - "Your Honor, I object...because it's devastating to my case"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
His license plate is just an anagram of "Fight Communism & knucklehead biatch liberal Marxists." He needs it for his business, Film Consulting KravMAGA Bloomberg, LLC. Honolulu says he has to turn in the plates if he wants to register his car. Bonus: all of this is real
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Sat September 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Joint filing about Special Master role leaves you asking, what were they smoking?
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Fri September 09, 2022
(Android Authority)
 
 
 
DOJ hits Google with antitrust action. This is bad news...for Apple
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Judge rules Donald Trump's lawsuit against Hillary Clinton is too ridiculous to have been filed in the first place. Hints penalties for his attorneys
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Thu September 08, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
DOJ not ready to submit to their new Master
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Your honor, I have no lawyers so please delay my trial." .. "Maybe you shouldn't have fired them, Oaf Keeper. No delay"
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cannon court snubs friend request
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(NPR)
 
 
 
When someone calls your investment company a Ponzi scheme, and it is a Ponzi scheme, don't sue them for defamation. The SEC might wake up
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Tue September 06, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
A closer look at the $1.6 billion lawsuit by Dominion that could bring down Fox News. Or, at least, some of its "stars"
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Mon September 05, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump found the one judge that when they're bought, they stay bought
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"President Joe Biden warned Americans in a televised address that 'Trump and the MAGA Republicans represent an extremism that threatens the very foundations of our republic.' And how did Trump respond? By proving Biden 100% correct"
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Sat September 03, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's a mafia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
TFG: "I'm going to enforce all laws concerning the protection of classified information. No one will be above the law"
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Fri September 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember Carter Page? Well, a federal judge just told him to go fark himself. So you can go back to forgetting him again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Maybe President Biden didn't think his trashing of Trump plan all the way through, it seems he's pulled an eager Trump onto center stage for 2022
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Judge reconsiders the verdict in Elizabeth Holmes' fraud trial and decides, yep, still incredibly guilty
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Wed August 31, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Lawyers for Oath Keeper Jan 6th defendants: Your honor, we want to argue "entrapment" since Donald Trump told to us to storm the Capitol and the Capitol Police didn't stop us good enough. Judge: Oh, wait, you're serious? Let me laugh even harder then
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Mon August 29, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The National Archives and the Department of Justice gave too much deference to Trump, for far too long
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Former police chief who liked beating up handcuffed people and also bragging about it is sentenced to six years and this proves no one is above the law. Funny no one is getting charged for ignoring his abuse. Also Jesus is cool with his actions
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The Real-Life Adventures of Space Ace
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Grasp at Straw" refers to a drowning man grabbing any floating object, even a straw, to save himself. It was first used by Thomas More in A Dialogue of Comfort Against Tribulation
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
"Even if the Mar-a-Lago search improves Trump's standing in the GOP primary field, the typical American voter tends to prefer candidates who aren't under criminal investigation by the FBI"
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Sun August 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Biden has confirmed more federal judges at this point in his tenure than any president since JFK. [His] court picks have also been the most racially, ethnically, and gender diverse"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It sure is a good thing we got rid of debtor's prisons... oh, wait
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Sat August 27, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Special judge wants to appoint Special Master for her master
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How bad did he fark up? Intelligence Officials will be presenting a "damage assesment" to Congress
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Legal experts agree: Trump is farked
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man guilty of smuggling reptiles in his pants, not just being happy to see you
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Thu August 25, 2022
(WYPR Baltimore)
 
 
 
OnlyFans spin-off ruled unconstitutional
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sorry Matt Gaetz, the feds aren't done with your underage-girl-molesting arse yet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gilead annexes 5 states over this extended Trigger Law weekend. Blessed be the fruit
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's Mar-a-Lago scandal is merging with his Jan. 6 scandal. Will soon become Scandal Voltron
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(CBS News)
 
Hero
 
DACA is coming
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ryan Zinke lied to investigators about his actions while Interior Secretary. This is NOT a repeat from February that said the same thing. That was a different investigation
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trumper judge blocks Biden decree that women have lives worth saving
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Real abortion ban motivates more voters than imaginary border caravan
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Mon August 22, 2022
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Good evening. I'm Moses and I'll be your server tonight. Please tip generously as I owe $84 million for directing a massacre of 600 civilians in my homeland
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Sat August 20, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Judge tells Lindsey to get on that midnight train to Georgia
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ex-FBI agent sentenced to three months in prison for forgetting that the house always wins. ALWAYS
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Esquire)
 
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Sometimes it is hard to improve on the original headline. This is one of those times. "This Timeline of Trumpworld Excuses Proves Mar-a-Lago Raid Week Was Even Stupider Than You Remember" Tag is for the editor who picked the headline
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal Judge to Starbucks: "You will reinstate these Union Leaders you fired, or you're going to find out if this Death Star is fully operational"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just when you think GOP discrimination can't get worse, Marjorie Greene steps up to the plate
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Professor, students sue over "Don't say race" act
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(NPR)
 
 
 
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Thu August 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That means that 75 percent of Americans approve it
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(AP News)
 
 
 
After four years, Whitey Bulger's killers are finally charged. And who did the hit? Fuggedaboutit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite DOJ's argument that it may Poison their investigation, judge says to prepare for a possible redacted Warrant affidavit world tour. TFG hopes to find the Ratt among his Motley Crue
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Mon August 15, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Not surprising:Trump claims the 'entire country is angry' about the FBI search at Mar-a-Lago. Neither surprising: A new poll shows more Americans approve of the search
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Stochasti-Boy just can't stop lighting fuses
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Surely the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago will hurt Donald Trump in the polls with republicans, you would think. *Looks at poll* Oh, you gotta be fargin' kidding me
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Sun August 14, 2022
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
How long will this take to get before SCOTUS? Is this the case SCOTUS will use to end Marriage Equality?
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Sat August 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
I wonder why this is happening to the FBI
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Fri August 12, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
If you're a building power wash company, discharging your waste bleach in a nearby creek may not be a wise financial move
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Will the warrant be unsealed or will Trump suddenly claim the search warrant on his home is under audit and he can't release it until infrastructure week? Barring any surprises, the great warrant unsealing expected to commence at the 3 p.m. ET hour
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
It's pronounced nu-cle-ar
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
The Bulwark apparently hasn't listened to AM radio for the last 30 years
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Walgreens blamed for San Francisco opioid crisis, creating shoplifting predicament, and car burglary plague. CVS quietly lengthens receipts hoping for similar publicity
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