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Sun May 16, 2021
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Washington state cops clearly know how to spot drug-laden cars as police dog detects drugs at 100% of traffic stops
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Sat May 15, 2021
(Politifact)
 
 
 
What, Ted Cruz lied? Where's my fainting couch? How could a U.S. Senator do such a thing?
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
After she attempts "I'm white" defense, Real Estate Nazi's lawyer changes course, employs "DOJ is just trying to look busy" strategy for Jan. 6 charges
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Are you gay and live in Idaho or Montana? Congratulations, you're a sex offender
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Homeless man wins $150,000 settlement because of panhandling laws
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
ICE lied about Covid-19 outbreaks at detention centers
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Wed May 12, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan: stop pumping oil through the Great Lakes. Enbridge: lol no. Michigan: ok then your money is ours
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Tue May 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Not guilty, Your Honor, and we'll be needing a white jury"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses Twitter's lawsuit seeking to dismiss Texas AG Paxton's subpoenas against them that he filed in retaliation for them banning Trump's Twitter account; on the grounds that Paxton was full of shiat and hasn't actually enforced them yet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NRA: We declare bankruptcy. Federal judge: too bad, so sad
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Mon May 10, 2021
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Begun, the Insurrection plea deals have
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Sat May 08, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
If he can get $25 million from suckers the first time around, he shouldn't have any problem going back to the idiot well to get more money for his legal defense fund
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Fri May 07, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Well, we know where we're going, but we don't know where we've been. And we know what we're knowing, but we can't say what we've seen in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Ziptie Guy is asking a judge for permission to call his Mom on Mother's Day; which ordinarily wouldn't be a problem, but both of their pre-trial release conditions include not talking to any other people facing charges in connection with the riot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember the trust set up to assist the victims of the CA wildfires started by PG&E negligence? You didn't think that trust would spend the money helping the victims of the fires did you?
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(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
Time to crack some white collar heads, Merrick
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Because if James Huntsman gets his tithing back, then EVERYBODY will want their tithing back
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes' attorney will need more than words to pay the court's sanctions against him
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Moving into the universe, and she's drifting this way and that. Not touching the ground at all, and she's up above the yard in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
In 2015, Maine stopped the review and approval process for vanity license plates, and it's pretty much been an A55 RGY ever since
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar granted bail while the court revealed interesting observations: "It's not the average defendant who can operate in the black web and partition their computer and bypass sophisticated monitoring devices"
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Wed May 05, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Along the world axis The Empress lay sleeping To the rhyme of the star clock Seven sleepers Seven sages Seven ladders to the MSNBC Discussion Thread @ 7 pm ET
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(MSN)
 
 
 
And here we go: Federal judge opens national eviction floodgates
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Tue May 04, 2021
(CREW)
 
 
 
Federal judge to DOJ: Hey, so what's this memo that Barr cited to justify not charging Trump for Obstruction of Justice? Produce for us ASAP
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Dominion to Judge: Look, your honor, if you don't squash this kraken now, you're going to have endless TV lawyers trying to destroy democracy
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Mon May 03, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Judge rules that Columbus police ran amuck...er, amock...er, amok...ah, fark it, they went sorta crazy with the rubber bullets and pepper spray when it came to peaceful protestors
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Merrick Garland is cleansing the Justice Department of Cheeto dust
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Thu April 29, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Columbus OH officials ask DOJ to investigate their police force. "My dearest Merrick, Columbus is hell. It has been hours since the last killing and morale is low"
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Sun April 25, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Bought "Miracle Mineral Solution" from Genesis II Church of Health and Healing recently? Don't even think about drinking it even if it's been proposed by Trump
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Sat April 24, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
TIL that President Biden's address to Congress, in 2021, will be the first to provide American Sign Language interpretation for a President's address to Congress. Tag is for how long this took
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Wed April 21, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
DirecTV forces an arbitration over their Sunday Ticket
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Tue April 20, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Federal judge orders the City of Los Angeles to provide shelter for everyone on Skid Row by October. Act now because you've only got 5 more months to enjoy the good times down at 6th and San Pedro
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If the Governor issues an order to the cops which the cops wantonly and flagrantly ignore, doesn't it suggest that the cops don't listen to the Governor? Doesn't it also raise the important question of just who the hell cops DO get their orders from?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now that police are attacking journalists, Fox News would like you to know that Minneapolis police are out of control
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
In what is surely just a coincidence, Judge revokes bail for two Proud Boys leaders citing "new evidence" presented by the prosecution, just days after a prominent member of the Oathkeepers took a plea deal and turned states' evidence
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In Sean Hannity's world, Adam Toledo was a 13-year-old man, but Kyle Rittenhouse is a 17-year-old boy
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Sat April 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
FTFA: "When he was interviewed by the FBI, he denied that he was a Nazi sympathizer." *checks pic in article* Riiiiight
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Some Rukus)
 
 
 
If you're a convicted felon riding a motorized scooter, creating a disturbance, and brandishing your gun in a Walmart, you may not want to broadcast it on Facebook live
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Tue April 13, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
The chief of the Bridgeport, Connecticut police is given a one-year prison sentence for rigging the hiring process for... the chief of the Bridgeport, Connecticut police
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Was that a stun gun disguised as a walking stick in your pants, or were you just happy to be sitting at Nancy Pelosi's desk?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Treasonous insurrectionist alleges jail guards helped him find out
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Sidney Powell: No reasonable person would believe that the conspiracy theories I presented in court were factual. Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel: And yet you still presented them in court, and that's exactly why you should be sanctioned
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Tue April 06, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats' slim House majority is slimmer by one seat
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Armed terrorists threaten judge at home because laws don't apply to real 'Muricans
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Mon April 05, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
According to Fox News, criticizing Matt Gaetz for pedophilia and wanting him held criminally liable is "puritanical"
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Even judges are getting tired of Devin Nunes' incessant lawsuits. Don't have a cow, your honor
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Sat April 03, 2021
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Biden lets Trump's racist policy die out
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Biden to let tech worker Visa ban expire, according to reports. So if you're in tech and you want a new credit card, you're in luck
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Conservatives dread that the Republican wet dream SCOTUS may never have another opportunity to rank with the Taney court
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Yo, Skynet's just not cool, man
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Court voids Trump campaign's non-disclosure agreement. That's a shame
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Soundgarden's band members, in a court filing, have asked Chris Cornell's widow to hand over the band's social media site passwords as they accuse her of locking them out from various platforms
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Tue March 30, 2021
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Today's 'found out' arrest and posed riot photos come from Oregon
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Judges coming out
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biggs was working for the Empire before he joined the Rebellion. This is not a repeat from a long time ago
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Mon March 29, 2021
(DeadState)
 
 
 
He's right -- he needs two
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wait, you're saying the kind of guy who would try to overthrow the government would also stiff his lawyer and attend right-wing rallies while out on bail? Nooo waaay
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Baked Alaska" asks a judge to let him off his ankle monitor because he "does not come from a background of violence and disdain for law enforcement,". There is video of him on Jan 6 calling cops "farking oathbreaker" and "piece of shiat"
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Thu March 25, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you wear a Vuitton sweater to an insurrection but can't post the selfies to the 'Gram, did it really even happen?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
King County Sheriff's Office to pay $5M for shooting death of Tommy Le, in yet another case that proves the value of cameras so long as Pamela Anderson isn't involved
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The internet: The cause of, and solution to, our January 6th problems
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
9th Circuit Court: 2nd Amendment doesn't go beyond your home's threshold
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Protip: if the DOJ is accusing you of not tracking your police department's use of force incidents, do not use "we had too many to count" as your defense
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Wed March 24, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ex New York police officer who played tambourine in U.S. Capitol halls during January 6th riot charged with several misdemeanors, missing tact
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Tue March 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Acting US Attorney gives unauthorized interview, mentions seditious conspiracy charges, is brought up in two insurrectionist trials today, and is now under investigation by Justice Department for possibly sabotaging their cases
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook set to ban SCOTUS
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Snowflake terrorist gets all melty because prison is "taking an extremely high toll on his mental well-being", which may be why it's called PRISON and not a luxury spa
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man has spent 34 years in jail for a murder where there is no physical evidence connecting him to it, multiple witnesses placed him more than 400 miles away that day, all thanks to a theory by a prosecutor at trial that he was a cunning ninja
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Democracy Now)
 
 
 
Innocent of all charges, helpless mom and pop shop finally able to get a favorable judgement against sleazy lawyer who had been hounding them for years. At last, justice prevails
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dolphins trade for troubled OL Isaiah Wilson aaaand he's gone
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Fri March 19, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Here are the weapons prosecutors know of so far that were used by the "unarmed" January 6 insurrectionists
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Thu March 18, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Biden administration comes to the rescue of the 72,000 Dalmatians Cruella DeVos had sentenced to financial purgatory
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Wed March 17, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Conservatives protest that the sneaky Democrats added transgender protections as the House removes deadline for ratifying the ERA. Oh, and something about the rights of the unborn
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down, but it looks like the Muffin Man Qanon Shaman told a fib or two
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Mon March 15, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
What do Trump supporters and ISIS have in common? How much time do you have?
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Sun March 14, 2021
(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Conservatives are suddenly very concerned to learn how the American justice system actually works
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
HR 1 will rein in conservative Justices
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Sat March 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
*pause*
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Fri March 12, 2021
(WITF.org)
 
 
 
Growing pot on state land? You better believe the cops will run you over with a bulldozer for that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lawyer trying to get his Oathkeeper Capitol rioter out of jail admits they did have a "Quick Reaction Force" ready to cross the Potomac. Not to be outdone, his client insults the Capitol Police
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Thu March 11, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Do not taunt the dynamite LARPer
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
LA approves a $5/hr boost in grocery store employees pay, and by approves we mean mandates. Kroger responds by closing 3 stores
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Biden Administration: Of course Turkey can be held liable for Erdogan's thugs beating up protestors at the White House
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes' lawyer and Roger Stone's lawyer got to together to take on the Daily Beast and defend the Unite States, and they aren't very good lawyers
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida's AG has issues with boundaries, evidence, loss, and anger
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Tue March 09, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
What's the Justice Department going to do all day when its concerns are actually things like "justice" and "equality" instead of "running interference for a narcissistic wannabe dictator?"
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Like a sturgeon, rioting for the very first time
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
QAnon Shaman denied bail. "Defendant's perception of his actions on January 6 as peaceful, benign, and well-intentioned shows a detachment from reality"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you had Tom Cotton for the idiot ball today, step up and claim your reward
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Apparently the NFL still practices phrenology
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Sun March 07, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stupid is as stupid does
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Sat March 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Equal Rights Amendment, sorry ladies not yours
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
18 year old Capitol rioter promises judge he will be good if he can go home to mommy and daddy. Oh, and he is sorry for all the mean things he said
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Fri March 05, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Federico Klein, former Trump appointee charged in Capitol riot, wants jail cell without cockroaches. Cockroaches: "You don't seem to understand. You're not locked in here with US. We're locked in here with YOU"
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Feds: Judge, this defendant has a fake passport, lead the Proud Boys on Jan 6, issued them encrypted com gear, and pre-positioned them to use the riot as cover to invade the Capitol and harm lawmakers. Judge: Eh, give him bail, it'll be FINE
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Wed March 03, 2021
(CRN)
 
 
 
Intel says ouch to the tune of $2.18 Billion. Notice of appeal to be filed in 3,2,1
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Prosecutors reveal a bit more about the Proud Boys' organized January 6 attack on the US Capitol and government
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Let's check in with our favorite bumbling political hacks. With double prosecution goodness
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Federal judge strikes down KS law forbidding merchants from adding surcharges to credit transactions because the law violates the... 1st amendment rights of a company that adds those charges to bills? Yeah subby is lawyer and he has no clue either
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Sun February 28, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump and his federal judge sister hid fraud on inheritance for years, niece tells other judge
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
It's a far cry from Cancun
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump may be gone from Washington, but his wholly unqualified judges will continue to wreak havoc on the American people for years to come
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
The lawyer behind in re Gondor will be speaking at the Temple of Armenelos next week
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Suck it, Ajit Pai
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Thu February 25, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
New task force has reunited over 100 migrant children with their parents, with 506 still separated
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Wed February 24, 2021
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Prison employee fired for smuggling a tampon in her vagina
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(MSN)
 
 
 
According to his lawyer's latest filing, the QAnon Shaman's "Gob Bluth moment" came when Trump pardoned Lil' Wayne but not him. Oh, and that spear he was carrying was just a decorative "symbol of his faith", and he literally wouldn't hurt a fly
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Turns out "Trump made me do it" isn't a valid defense in the eyes of this judge
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Oh well. Enjoy your Nutraloaf
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS has a stormy Monday and blocks Daniels' defamation case against Trump
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court announces it will formally begin the United States' conversion to Gilead this year
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"The NRA is 'out of ammo' as it faces a legal mess of its own making, many experts say". well, Cowboy, you know what the last bullet is for
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Self-styled law talking guy tries to word salad his way to Lin Wood levels of craziness. Bonus points for publicizing a domain he doesn't own, with predictable results
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
A federal judge has dismissed a lawsuit filed against CNN by one of Devin Nunes' aides, who now can be cow-ntersued for the damages he's caused
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
A lawsuit about how much beer should go into a glass, gives judge license to fit as many puns as he could into his judgement
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Bank error in your favor. Collect $500 million
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Muslim inmates are denied religious freedom in prison
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"Gondor has no king" being used as a legal argument by lawyer who stormed the Capitol and is now suing to overturn the entire 2020 election
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
The CIA can reject a public records request seeking information on U.S. payments to Syrian rebel forces because a tweet from former President Trump didn't officially acknowledge such records exist
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
No one knows who owns the Jack Ryan character
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Esquire)
 
 
 
The outcome of Donald Trump's impeachment trial is predetermined, not unlike a trial down in Mississippi in 1964
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"Your honor, after I got busted robbing that bank I decided I'm just not into money anymore, so can I go home now? P.S.: I'm not only white, but quite possibly the whitest white guy who ever whited"
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now out of office, Trump may have to face tax questions
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Like Trump, a majority of the people arrested for Capitol riot had a history of financial trouble. Birds of a feather flock to overturn the government together?
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Tue February 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Postmaster General says he apologizes for ruining Christmas for many to help Trump sabotage mail in voting and please don't fire me
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
At least 25 Federal Judges have announced their retirements since Jan 20th. Huh. Wonder what happened that day?
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Maddow anti-SLAPPs OAN to the tune of $258,391.50
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Sat February 06, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former Parler CEO warns that the cancel culture is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Trump's push to execute more people apparently worked better than even he expected
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Fri February 05, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Horned Capitol intruder escapes non-organic jail
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ghislaine Maxwell: So you remember that corrupt plea deal Jeffrey Epstein negotiated in 2007 that gave not only him but all his "co-conspirators" immunity from future federal prosecution? Well I am that co-conspirator so you can let me go...now
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Sans face paint and dead animal headdress he still has crazy eyes. Wild staring eyes where you can the flames of insanity burning
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
General urges Military to get comfortable with "throwaway equipment" like drones, your mom
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Imagine you are 27 and just got canned as "CEO" of a right-wing social media site. Where would you apply for a job?
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Wed February 03, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Correction: Jenny Cudd, the now famous Midland Texas florist, will not be vacationing in Mexico in the early terrorist pre-trial release program. Tag is for the reporting by USAToday
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Farging ICEholes
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Tue February 02, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Reviewed, it seemed as if someone were watching over it. Before it was as if response were based on fact. Providing, deciding, it was soon there. Squared to it, faced to it, it was not there. This is your Taco Tuesday 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Evict people, use threats to collect their eviction-related debt, and when they sue you, have their claim against you auctioned to pay back that debt, buy it for pennies, and dismiss it. It's the Utah State Legislator way
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
"They bought drugs from a secret pharmacy that failed a quality test. They hired private executioners and paid them in cash." No, not some third world tin-pot dictator, this was the last guy here
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All you treason weasels who participated in the Capitol Coup better learn this name: Chief U.S. District Judge Beryl A. Howell. She's the one who's gonna be hearing your cases, and if early indications play out, she's about had it with you asshats
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bush appointed federal judges retiring in droves
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Wed January 27, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The one, and I'm sure only video of New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft in a massage parlor must be destroyed, judge rules. The same way the video of me with my light saber in my garage has been destroyed, never to be seen again by anyone
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Tue January 26, 2021
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
DOJ rescinds 'zero tolerance' immigration rule meaning more family time for immigrants
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Trump appointed federal judge blocks President Biden's deportation moratorium
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While no one was looking, the Supreme Court wiped out 2 anti-abortion rulings
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Mon January 25, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S District Judge "Heck no, flex cuff guy will not be released"
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Sun January 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"In her Ohio hometown, she's known as an Army veteran who runs a bar and set up a small self-styled militia ... to help neighbors if tornadoes hit. To the FBI, she's a militant leader who ... stormed the US Capitol, encouraging others to do the same"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP: *taps temple* Won't have to make baseless accusations of Democrat "vote fraud" if there's no Democrat voting
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Fri January 22, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump-appointed federal Judge rules that the Dept of Treasury must give Trump 72 hours notice before releasing Trump's tax returns to the House Committees who are entitled to them by law; presumably so he can make plans to flee the country
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Nothing says you're a good Christian like wanting to kill 60 million people
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I'm a journalist, and I'm in love with the most hated man in America not named Trump." This riveting piece of journalism brought to you by Fox News
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Thu January 21, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Judge to Parler: Your platform promoted hate speech by racist assholes, seditionists, and worse, and Amazon showed you the door, as that is well within their rights. You lose. You get nothing. Good day, sirs
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Wed January 20, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Who to root for here? Florida man, or Penn State? He sells beer and cigars. They are Penn State. Decisions, Decisions
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The decision on whether Mahomes plays in the AFC Championship is entirely in the hands of independent medical experts. Independent medical experts who will decide that he is OK to play
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