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| Tue August 04, 2020 |
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Canada's Chief Public Health Officer, Dr. Theresa Tam, says even with a vaccine, Canada has a 3 year plan before the werewolf problem will be under control
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Morgan Freeman voices new ad to help save endangered restaurants, in move that hopes to save American jobs and preserve the ability for all people to get titty sprinkles on demand
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New Gallup Poll: U.S. satisfaction at 13%, lowest in nine years. In related news: There was a time before Trump that America was really as dissatisfied as we are now
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As kids head back to the classroom, the primary insurer for Arizona's public schools won't cover coronavirus claims. Sleep well
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Health care, manufacturing, food processing, and warehouse workers to teachers: STFU and GBTW ya snowflakes
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After Trump loses the election Republicans set to use the Don Draper method of "it never happened" to move on from Trumpism and get things back to the "way they used to be"
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Giliead pushed by consumer group to find alternative to Remdesivir
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One third of New York's small businesses may be gone forever, but it's a small sacrifice to make considering that utopia awaits under the wise and benevolent thumb of our most holy lord and savior Andrew Cuomo
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The official COVID-19 case count in Texas is short by at least tens of thousands of cases
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| Tue July 07, 2020 |
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Trump awarded government contracts to agencies that had previously defrauded the government
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"Among the entities cashing checks from the government's Paycheck Protection Program in recent months were Jared Kushner's Family, Aides to Barack Obama and other political elites"
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Anti-tax crusader Grover Norquist's anti-tax foundation took between $150,000 and $350,000 in very pro-tax generated PPP funds
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Anti-tax crusader Grover Norquist's anti-tax foundation took between $150,000 and $350,000 in very pro-tax generated PPP funds
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Well, we're boned
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Moderna throws down with U.S. scientists over COVID-19 vaccine trials, asks where are the contenders in such an 'advanced' country
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Cops put innocent NYC woman on 'WANTED' poster, also found a scared, unfriendly cat with no collar
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Denver cop fired for using whiteout to cover up crash during unauthorized chase, and by "using whiteout," we mean using actual whiteout to conceal the damage to his police cruiser
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If you work at Los Alamos National Laboratory and you noticed you were glowing a bit more than normal last month, your bosses would like to have a word with you
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Brother can you spare an Apple, NYC's unemployment rate is just about at 20 percent, a figure not seen since the Great Depression
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As it turns out, pretending there isn't a pandemic isn't an effective way to control a pandemic
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| Thu June 25, 2020 |
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Airlines warn passengers: Wear a mask or you can't fly. United eagerly hoping you won't comply
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Federal government sent $1.4 Billion in stimulus checks to dead people. Most seemed to have an address at some resort in Palm Beach, Florida. You can't explain that
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GAO to Bureau of Land Management: So, just how much Gold, Silver, and Copper are private companies mining from public lands without having to pay even a penny in royalties for? Bureau of Land Management: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Bad omen #31: Quantas, the second oldest continually running airline, announces layoffs, halts to aircraft production and doesn't expect to resume international flights until...July 2021? I think you're mistaken, it's only 2020...oh crap
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Red states reopening has been a disaster, and Republican governors are openly panicking
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| Wed June 24, 2020 |
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Gregory McMichael, Travis McMichael, and William "Roddie" Bryan charged with malice murder, four counts of felony murder, two counts of aggravated assault, false imprisonment and criminal attempt to commit false imprisonment of Ahmaud Arbery. It's a start
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According to the latest polls, people don't want to die from climate change
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Everything's bigger in Texas, including the number of demands from locals for the federal government to keep supporting COVID-19 testing sites in the state. Seems like they haven't bought into the idea that cases will drop if they just stop testing
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Yesterday the US had the 3rd highest number of new COVID-19 cases. Reopening continues in most states
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"I received the (PPP) loan, I'm going out of business, now what happens to my loan liability?"
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Two-thirds of Americans think the government should do more on climate, the remainder refuse to wear masks and rolls coal
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Who knew that an "off the cuff" Trump revenge policy would have negative consequences for his other policies? That's just crazy talk
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The US economy won't recover because the rich aren't spending money on leisure. And you thought the US wasn't a service economy
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So, what's up with all the douchebros who won't wear masks?
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| Tue June 09, 2020 |
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No business, no food .... No justice, no peace ... No business, no .... Hot dogs, get yer hot dogs ... Water, I got water. It's a long walk to Brooklyn and you need to stay hydrated
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Senator Collins' concern over Trump's policies, like a tiny ember that may one day become a raging candle, is continuing to grow
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Top Congressional Democrats, including Nancy Pelosi and the leaders of the Congressional Black Congress, have no interest in Defunding the Police and think the idea is "easily caricatured by demagogues and Republicans"
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If we want to "defund the police", we should probably start with the billions of dollars in grants federal agencies from the DOJ to the USDA hand out to local PD's every year, and make cities decide how much law enforcement they can really afford
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Details about the latest effort to hunt down and punish those who leak information was leaked to this newspaper
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