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Sun May 22, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans vow to protect their voter base
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Sat May 21, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Yes
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Fri May 20, 2022
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Editorial board of the Arizona Republic says that it is time to remove State Senator Coo Coo McCrazyPants from office
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Man suing college for not letting him be gay on campus
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Court throws out woman's $300,000 hospital bill. Citizens of first world countries ask "What's a hospital bill?"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
How Trump's USMCA negotiations could cause a baby formula crisis by tossing Class 7 dairy pricing from NAFTA
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US considering sending submarine conversion kits to Ukraine
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Baby formula shortage failure results when market power is concentrated into too few hands?
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Wed May 18, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Bored with spreading COVID misinformation, world's idiots have moved on to the 5G Bird Flu Vegetarian Conspiracy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The title of this article, two years into the pandemic, tells you everything you need to know about why more Americans have died of COVID than anywhere else in the world and why we're too collectively stupid for it to be any other way
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
As Texas distributes the $4 billion in aid Congress gave them to recover from Hurricane Harvey, Coryell County, in the dead center of the state, who lost zero houses, got $3.8 million. Houston on the other hand got...$0. HUD has a problem with this
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The villages near lake Tegernsee in Germany have long had a tradition of turning a blind eye to who the ultra-wealthy who own villas there are, just so long as their money, be it swastika-marked deutschmarks or blood-soaked Rubles, spends. Until now
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The great fall of FIGJAM
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Federal jury awards over $500k to woman wrongly institutionalized by police while lawfully videoing illegal parking in her neighborhood. "I think officers should understand that people have rights"
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Sun May 15, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
OAN urged to cry more
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Sat May 14, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
GQP house chair tries to link the baby formula shortage to pedophilia
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Fri May 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Because they're morons, Liz. Stupid morons
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Republican doesn't know the difference between baby formula and applesauce
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. warns of discrimination in using artificial intelligence to screen job candidates. So blame HAL 9000, not the fact that you're 59 and asking for a salary that's not a 50% pay cut
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Wed May 11, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Federal government announces funding to expand access to abortion services
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republicans offer bill to codify Roe and Casey
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Study says frequent marijuana use may result in heart disease. 89yr old Willie Nelson, 50yr old Snoop Dogg: "Hold our beer.....errrr....hold our joint"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news: We're close to getting the omicron variant vaccine. Bad news: You're probably not getting one
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
In celebration of Victory Day, President Biden is signing a historic Lend-Lease deal with Ukraine (Live 2:45PM ET)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN fact-checks Biden's claim that he reduced the deficit, concludes that, yes, the deficit is smaller than before but is still bigger than expected. Therefore, Biden is a liar and how can we ever trust him again? Save us, Trump, you're our only hope
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Best troll or stupidest person, unclear
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Susan Collins says no to Democrats' abortion-rights bill because it contains too many abortion rights
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Thu May 05, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
America has a big dam problem
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle and Blanche are refusing to terminate questions over where the GQP stands on abortion
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why the Supreme Court's leak investigation is an utter sham. Tl;dr: It abandoned any pretense of ethical behavior a long time ago
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
In Texas those immigrants don't need all that learning from them teaching ladies
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Canada geese causing problems". Thanks Nostradamus
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1961 a bunch of troublemakers first protested traditional public transportation. Just as Jesus would have
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News: Mitch McConnell's personal net worth increases by $50,000,000 over forty years in office. Yay Capitalism. Also Fox News: Where did Stacey Abrams steal her money from? Does she have a receipt for that?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The Proud Boys' leaders have 1/6 trials coming up, and they want bigscreen TV's and fast computers in their cells to review video evidence their lawyers have already reviewed. As the Constitution requires
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Sat April 30, 2022
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
TFG kept signing wall construction contracts up to his last day in office and stopping them has proved to be difficult
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Fri April 29, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If it bleeds, it leaves
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Guess who is a fan of separation of church and state? In certain instances
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Guess who is a fan of separation of church and state? In certain instances
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ANOTHER $33B for Ukraine? What did you do with the money we gave you last month?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Bad news for all you Canadian astronauts planning on luring your ex-spouse to the moon to legally murder them and collect the life insurance, that will soon be illegal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just the water in Lake Mead falling to a new low that's completely unprecedented in history. How unprecedented? Well, one of the lake's original intake valves from 1971 is now plainly visible
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Trump misused funds? Color me shocked
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What happens when all the teachers quit?
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Trauma surgeon suing the Feds to rein$tate out-of-network $urpri$e bill$
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Wed April 27, 2022
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
US childcare workers have HAD IT UP TO HERE with crappy wages. But your unholy crotchfruit's not helping either
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Giving drivers a reason to look up from their phones and out the window, or even the windshield, leads to fewer dead pedestrians
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Preacher Man stuffed his bank account with righteous dollar bills
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Tigray rebels leave Afar region, official says. Exactly how far is not mentioned
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to decide the constitutionality of presidenting while Democrat
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Sat April 23, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Gonna be a hot summer. And an even hotter fall
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Four reasons for higher food prices. Corporate greed surprisingly not listed
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
President Biden shuts his fellow Dems up: We're ending Title 42 no matter how much you complain
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Can't hire anyone for a job. Pay raise and magically the problem goes away
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Even being in bed can kill you in Australia. Especially if your nursing home fails to employ enough people and you end up with a spine deep bedsore
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Even being in bed can kill you in Australia. Especially if your nursing home fails to employ enough people and you end up with a spine deep bedsore
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Wed April 20, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A majority of voters favor mask and vaccine mandates. Unfortunately the Constitution forbids the majority from ruling in America
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A majority of voters favor mask and vaccine mandates. Unfortunately the Constitution forbids the majority from ruling in America
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The wealthiest member of the U.S. Senate provides a sneak preview of the GOP's theocratic richwhiteocracy
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Patch)
 
 
 
That's a lovely clothing store you got there in Harlem. Be a shame if something happened to it like a subway extension
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
What was grocery store shopping like the year you were born? As long as you weren't born before 1920, this article may give you some insight
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Welcome to Kansas Asset Forfeiture, where the numbers are made up and oversight doesn't matter
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(Your Hometown Station)
 
 
 
29 years ago, the filming location for "Wally World" suffered the "TLC/Paperboy Riot." Moose out front shoulda told ya don't go chasin' waterfalls
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(National Today)
 
 
 
April 18 is Tax Day. Did you pay your taxes? Did you flee the country? Or are you just rich?
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Requiring US sourced materials for federally funded jobs sounds incredible, sadly the manufacturing sector is short 178k jobs. How much will it take to peel gig workers away from Uber and Doordash to ramp up production?
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
It's been 20 years, people; why haven't we solved racism yet?
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Fri April 15, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
A face eating leopard's gotta eat
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Abbott backs down, decides not to torch the economy today
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Hailed as saviors, covid contact tracing apps actually delivered despite the holes
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(Regina Leader-Post)
 
 
 
Mighty Saskatachewan flexes its Infinity Gauntlet over Canada's Truck Tax. Snap - and just like that, the Truck Tax doesn't exist
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canada on the brink of anarchy because New Brunswick's Lieutenant Governor is ineligible for the job, but if the court ousts her, all the legislation she approved would be voided
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
South Carolina becomes the 19th state to pass a law calling for a constitutional convention
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Some Nerd)
 
 
 
Scientists play Volcano Dungeons & Dragons on weekends, using simulated eruptions on graph paper stained with RC Cola, looking up lava flow rates in the Magma Manual, and rolling saving throws against Yellowstone supervolcano wiping out whole party
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Someone has a plan to save us from the next pandemic
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell is against student loan forgiveness because 'We all pay our debts'. Ironic tag explodes
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Mon April 11, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
It took over a year for Team Status Quo to come up with a rule that guns need to have serial numbers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Where the early pandemic aid went: "They have a history of fraud or they got incorporated on Monday and got a contract on Wednesday. If you had connections to the Trump White House, you stood a pretty good chance of getting a deal"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
You worked all your life and then had a medical emergency? Then enjoy retirement on the streets
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Sat April 09, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
About time
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not only is nothing happening to TFG, things are actually going backwards as consequences are undone and judge rules Trump gets to run NYC-owned golf course again
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
What would God need with a data harvesting app?
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Just in case you were looking for an example of "political theater"
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
I wear rat's shoes / I get paid the rat's dues / I make a rat's moves / You'll sing oligarch's blues
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you have problems with wolves attacking your livestock? Then you need.....guard donkeys
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Imagine you had a guaranteed way to dramatically lower child poverty, then deciding "Nah." Ladies and gentlemen, meet the 117th United States Congress
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Government employees may be way behind in basic tech understanding. Unlike your job creator boss who can't open an email attachment
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Aussies to send Mad Max vehicles requested by Ukraine to fight the water war against Russia
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Tech group wants to increase Canada's poverty rate
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Canada's Conservatives have the megaweapon to defeat Russia: Manitoba
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Thu March 31, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Subby's former CEO Donates $1.2M to Olympians/Paralympians. Meanwhile Subby doesn't even use the Round-Up feature at CVS
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
After Indianapolis was nuked, Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves. He was delicious
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After more than a century, Congress finally passes a law making lynching a hate crime
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
GOP candidate checks out his 4-month-old daughter's genitalia, then brags about it in public. "I said, 'I'm the only boyfriend till you're 25 years old, shake hands'"
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Tue March 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Instead of politics and posing, Biden proposes $26 billion to get America to Mars
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Ontario Member of Provincial Parliament is released from custody with bail conditions and 9 charges related to the trucker convoy in Ottawa, including one count of assaulting a peace officer. Honk honk, eh
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Sun March 27, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Ginni Thomas texts reveal her embrace of a conspiracy theorist so out there that he once claimed to have "arrested" Pope Francis and even Alex Jones was forced to call BS on him and ban him from his show
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Sat March 26, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
America embraces the calm before the next pandemic
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Fri March 25, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Gay whale tangled in fetish gear prompts search by Devo. Wait, hang on, let me put my glasses on
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Gay whale tangled in fetish gear prompts search by Devo. Wait, hang on, let me put my glasses on
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Whitmer abduction defendant lived in the basement of a friend's store, but had 2 rifles, a pistol, 100s of rounds of ammunition, knives, Zip Ties, flexible handcuffs, gas mask, head lamp, binoculars, tactical vest, and MREs. Priorities, people
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The Ginni Thomas-Mark Meadows text exchange on January 6 is at Watergate levels of treason
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Fibbing Fortenberry found felonious following fictional FBI fact finding feedback
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nothing, just arresting three guys who spent five years hacking US energy infrastructure for Russia
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine LobsterMAGA: If you take away a sliver of the ocean for our traps, you won't be able to serve $23 reheated rolls to tourists you hate. And that's like 142 percent of the state economy
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Tue March 22, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
US Senator comes out against SCOTUS deciding if interracial marriage should be legal. Says states should be able to ban it if they want to. Difficulty: This happened today, not in 1950
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1933, US President FDR legalized the sale of beer and wine, an act of legislation that led to the end of Prohibition and put him in the running for beatification as a Fark Saint
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Turns out the GOP is in favor of the Federal Government instituting price controls
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New trial data suggests MDMA therapy for PTSD looks pretty good. Researchers and therapists said to be ex....cited
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Lawyer Mark Bailen, of elite law firm BakerHostetler, is apparently just fine with tormenting the parents of murdered children so long as the cash flows and he stays out of the spotl-- oops
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(Grist)
 
 
 
Water crisis with Lake Powell about to become an energon crisis. Autobots, roll out
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The tragic roots of America's second favorite cherry. Don't worry, though. Your mom is still America's favorite cherry
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(CBS 7 KOSA)
 
 
 
"She's suffered enough," smarms Texas mayor about unrepentant Capitol terrorist who spent her pretrial release prancing off to Mexico for vacation
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Former Apple employee charged with defrauding the tech giant out of more than $10 million which basically is just change under the couch cushions
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Thu March 17, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it turns out that politicians actually are allowed to lie in their political ads
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
This seems to tell me that America's Federal government is kinda doing nothing other than yelling a lot..... And makes me glad I'm an Aussie
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Tue March 15, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bird flu found in Wisconsin, threatening the supply of chicken butt chicken butt
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Remember the Indiana Jones movies where Indy would travel the globe from one point to another and the red line would follow him on the map? Well this sorta like that except with idiots
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Poop snoop throws states for a loop
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Poop snoop throws states for a loop
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Sat March 12, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Economic stimulus proposed to help average Americans at the gas pump. So naturally, Republicans are against it because they want to pin high gas prices on Biden, not Putin
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Fri March 11, 2022
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Don't invite a conservative to dinner, ever
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Thu March 10, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
TFG's plan to subvert the election process continues ahead of 2024
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(Grist)
 
 
 
Bad News: Russian Oil ban causes prices to surge. Badder news: Many Rare Earth Elements for electric cars are owned by China so you're fuc ... BAHGOD THAT MUSIC MEANS A LITHIUM MINE IN NEVADA IS COMIN' IN
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
President Biden along with the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires have been raising the price of gas just to get you to buy electric cars. We're through the looking glass here people
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Wed March 09, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Supply chain disruptions are disruuuuuuuuuuuuuuptive
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Your boss doesn't hate you, your opinion just means nothing to them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
America has 11.3 million jobs available but no workers who want to take them. What happened to you peons appreciating the slave wages that your job-creating betters deigned to trickle down upon you?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
America has 11.3 million jobs available but no workers who want to take them. What happened to you peons appreciating the slave wages that your job-creating betters deigned to trickle down upon you?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google123
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Tue March 08, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
The greatest threat to American democracy isn't TFG, or Meal Team 6, or Freedumb Truckers, or even Marjorie Traitor Green and her yakolytes. It's the unhinged, unqualified, unencumbered-by-ethics partisans who now control the Supreme Court
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(The American Independent)
 
 
 
MTG's "Freedom" Caucus doesn't mean for Ukraine or anything
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Sun March 06, 2022
(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Bertha Swamp Road fire and Adkins fire help create a smoky low-carb stewpot of panhandle Florida
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Sat March 05, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Idiotic Texas Congressman says that government vaccines are a greater crime against humanity than Putin's actions in Ukraine. And surprise, the idiot was not Louie Gohmert
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Fri March 04, 2022
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Beware the Supremes
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Thu March 03, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada aiming to become the country with the most Ukranians from its current lackluster #3 status
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House to security clearance applicants: smoking weed is no longer going to cost you a clearance. However INVESTING in Weed selling businesses, might
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Wed March 02, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Great Value Penguin's bodyguard cuts Jan. 6 plea deal with feds
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ottawa gets its troll on in front of the Russian embassy
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Tue March 01, 2022
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
We don't have an inflation problem, we have a corporate profiteering problem
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada sending anti-tank weapons, ammunition to Ukraine- wait...Canada has anti-tank weapons???
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Mon February 28, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Yorkers complain about noisy sex, which in turn might result in even more noisy New Yorkers
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Fri February 25, 2022
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Get your vodak while you can if you live in Ontario
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Idaho woman at city council meeting channels her inner Ralph Wiggum, declares herself a "Proud white supremist, which makes me a patriot"
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Thu February 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's over. It was a hard fought match. Lots of back and forth from both sides. But in the end, he came out victorious. Presenting, literally the dumbest US Senator
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Air Force officers sue over religious exemption denials. No explanation of what part of their religion requires exemption
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Are you a Boomer who enjoys your social security? You might not want to read about 'Ol Treepuncher's 'Contract with America' that destroys Social Security to 'incentivize' elderly to work
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Wed February 23, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stock up on menthol smokes, they may soon we worth their weight in gold (cool tag is the smooth, classic taste both grown ups and kids have come to enjoy)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Supreme Court takes up case about regulation that never went into effect because they want to destroy all federal regulations
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The NFL has proven once again that it can't play by the rules. As such," no more tax subsidies for you
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man who looks like he sleeps in hot dog water and sweats mayonnaise tweets that a poor single mom that donated $50 to the convoy had her bank account frozen by the Emergency Act. When asked for details by the media and RCMP *SMOKE BOMB* He's an MP
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Strange people calling on phones is no way to dissolve a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from calling to speak to the manager"
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Tue February 22, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One positive outcome of Canada's truck derp convoy -- great bargains at the Ottawa mayor's Seized Vehicles Auction
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Mon February 21, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
An actual government of the people, by the people, for the people, would not let corporations dictate policy while the people perish
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Fri February 18, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. The pandemic is ending in California
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Much like Robocops can't be stopped, Robocalls also can't be stopped
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Japanese woman from the US whose family lost their California farm during Japanese incarceration in WW2 goes looking for what remains
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Thu February 17, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Merrick Garland challenges Missouri gun law in federal court. Defendant: Missouri Gov. Mike Parsons
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Education Department announces that it will forgive $415 million in student debt* [*for students who went to for-profit colleges]
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Ottawa Interim chief warns police ready to use methods the public is 'not used to seeing' (*on white people)
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Oathkeepers Leader shows he was apparently as skilled as a lawyer as he was an insurrectionist. He offered to testify at a bail hearing before the judge and his lawyers explained why that was a REALLY bad idea
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Wed February 16, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
The Ottawa police assume of course that the protesting truck drivers can read
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lake Powell continues to crash despite the very best efforts to handle it like the US has handled the pandemic
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jesse Watters is radicalizing your mom to overthrow Canada
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Tue February 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The US should be able to take care of its Florida problem by the 2050s
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senator Marco Rubio: Is it REALLY a crime if you give back the stuff you stole after you get caught? I mean, yeah, if you're POOR, but... That can't be true for wealthy people, can it?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Acme man is leading figure of Washington State's maple syrup industry, daring to use the bigleaf maple, which is not the way they do it back east
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Mon February 14, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
After days of asking politely Justin Trudeau invokes Canada's emergency asking super politely act
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Surely it'll be fine. We're much more technologically advanced than the Anasazi
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(NPR)
 
 
 
More than seventy Republicans are demanding Pres. Biden end the "Public Health Emergency" for...um, reasons. Not listed are the fifteen million people who will lose the Medicaid coverage the PHE authorization provided. They're just collateral damage
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Sun February 13, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Minister of Emergency Preparedness to Ottawa Police: No. Seriously. WTF? It's not that hard
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Sat February 12, 2022
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
For Sale: Fresh eggs, shoo-fly pies, handmade quilts, firearms
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jen Psaki has no time for the Freedumb Convoy
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trying to save the lives of your constituents is no longer a viable election strategy. In other words, this planet is doomed
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Fri February 11, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The Trump White House followed no rules
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Peter Navarro's disastrous interview should spell Club Fed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Did Trump flush his legal chances?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian government seems a little keen on helping religious people find out what's in children's pants
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Misfit Truckers: we get our money from GoFundMe..... GoFundMe: Not any more you don't..... Misfit Truckers: we get our money from GiveSendGo..... Ontario: Not any more you don't
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Thu February 10, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
A second protest convoy hits the economy right in the superb owls
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Anti-vax convoy to disrupt the Superb Owl? We're gonna need Drebin on this one
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(Time)
 
 
 
Did George Floyd's murder change policing in the US? The numbers say no
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Wed February 09, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
At this rate, by the time work starts in 2029 the cost of California's bullet train will exceed the annual GNP of every nation on Earth
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(NPR)
 
 
 
At least 19 people have died at tribal detention centers overseen by the Interior Department. So who does the Interior Department hire to investigate what went wrong? The former top official who oversaw the detention centers
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(Politico)
 
 
 
As weekly COVID deaths keep climbing, states are eliminating masking and contact tracing, relying instead on the "close your eyes and it'll go away" regimen
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Tue February 08, 2022
(National Post)
 
 
 
Canadian Liberal MP breaks ranks to support trucker convoys, win at game of "Secret Hitler"
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Sat February 05, 2022
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
State officials are SHOCKED that an admitted embezzler and scofflaw who's been investigated by both the IRS and FBI has failed to deliver on an $18M public contract
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Fri February 04, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Forget ICE and the Border Patrol, we may have headless robot dogs to protect our borders soon
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Thu February 03, 2022
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Batboy votes no, takes the dough, then takes credit for infrastructure funding he opposed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Uhhh...he's a traitor to his country? He's a loser? He's a racist? Could you narrow down the question a bit?
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Wed February 02, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Update on the status of the breakaway US Republic of Oroville, California. No, this is not an Onion article. It just reads like one
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
"It's hard to believe it could happen at a major bank," writes someone who is unfamiliar with major banks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Should there be an "Internet Bill of Rights" and if so, what should be in it?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US national debt tops $30T and now we get to hear morons prattling on about living within means and balancing checkbooks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ho-hum, the NSA illegally spying on Americans again
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Tue February 01, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz wants Candace Owens to be next SCOTUS pick
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Mon January 31, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tesla releases its latest way for distracted drivers to kill you (And your little dog, too)
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Canada's Newt Gingrich decides to audition for some of that sweet, sweet, trucker grift
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(NPR)
 
 
 
25 percent of Americans have admitted that they feel violence against the government is OK. Which, considering this government allows (thanks to Republicans) pre-emptive strikes against known enemies, raises some interesting possibilities
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Sun January 30, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
We'll get back to you. Thank you for your interest. No, really
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Sat January 29, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Prime Minister's family evacuated due to fears over "non-violent" anti-vaxxer protest
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Fri January 28, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Remember when the Christian right wing nutjobs didn't have such empowerment?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Americans are shiatty drivers, and Pete Buttigieg is sick and tired of it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're the DA and your show trials of Immigrants arrested under "Operation Lone Star" aren't going well because your podunk county's justice system is overwhelmed and the judges keep giving defendants their rights? Simply replace the judges of course
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Thu January 27, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Nominees for the most punchable Canadian include Ted Cruz, Justin Bieber, and now this douche
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Informed he'd been paying an underage girl for sex, Matt Gaetz did the right thing --- waiting until she was 18 before paying her for sex again
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Informed he'd been paying an underage girl for sex, Matt Gaetz did the right thing --- waiting until she was 18 before paying her for sex again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FBI raids bogus Covid testing lab
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
The federal government finally shut down 2 mining leases right next to the country's most popular wilderness, the BWCAW in NE Minnesota. Since Iron Range mining disappeared the main income there is tourism. Feel free to post BWCAW pics
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Wed January 26, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The future of climate change-related regulation is at stake in this case. That regulation will certainly be curtailed. It could even be ended entirely. Ruling on February 28
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(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
What's the last thing someone does when they know they can't win a logical argument?
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Tue January 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The grift hits a pothole on its way to Ottawa
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White House official transcript has zero farks left to give
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Mon January 24, 2022
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Curious how much PPP money a company received? That information is now online
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Sun January 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas may want to consider opening a branch of The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Looks like the leopards have come home to feast on faces
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida woman pleads guilty after attempting to pay a hitman $12,000...no make that $11,000... er $9,000...now $7,500 in Bitcoin to murder her ex's new spouse
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