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Thu September 17, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
America has political prisoners now, so we've got that going for us
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Wed September 16, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Epstein's chef cooperating with investigators. Epstein's mother still making excuses
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. It's just The Vulture trying to talk Trump into immediately declaring martial law and having Trump's enemies arrested
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Is DeJoy defarked?
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
About that recent sex trafficking bust cause célèbre, 39 kids being rescued from a trailer in Georgia is not the biggest news story in America because 39 kids were NOT rescued from a trailer in Georgia
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Remember when Twitter was pwned by a 17 year old? Make that a 16 year old
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Nine Boston police officers arrested and charged for lying about overtime hours, stealing extra donuts from the box
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Thu August 20, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Happy 100th birthday to terrestrial commercial radio broadcasting
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Tue August 18, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
On the jailing of political dissenters in the US
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Fri August 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The US are now officially pirates. Quick, someone call Johnny Depp
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Some low-level FBI employee just pleaded guilty to one count of altering an email related to the Russia investigation, so this clearly means Trump is Emperor for Life, and Obama and Biden will be sent to prison tomorrow
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
In the meantime, the Feds in New York have charged three men in separate schemes to harass, intimidate and bribe the victims of R. Kelly
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Thu August 06, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
If seeing Trump in an orange jumpsuit is your kink then vote for Joe Biden
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Secretary of the Interior says the quiet part out loud on conservative radio. The Trump administration has been monitoring social media for antiracism
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ukrainian oligarch, who owns most of Cleveland, gets a surprise visit from the FBI. Note: Igor Kolomolsky may be tied to the Rudy-Parnas-Fruman case out of EDNY
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Mon August 03, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nuclear bailout bribery scandal was years in the making, but the fallout will last for years
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Twitter on the day some of its most high-profile accounts were hacked: This MUST have been an inside job, our system is too secure for even the most sophisticated hacker to penetrate. Now: by which we mean a 17-year old kid spear-phished us
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Fri July 31, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Your grandchildren will likely either be studying the Battle for Portland or the Bowling Green Massacre in history class
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Your first amendment rights don't matter anymore, second amendment out front should have told you
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Thu July 30, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cohen sings. Hallelujah
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Sort of hilariously unconstitutional" could describe a lot of what's going on right now, but in this context, refers to arrested protestors being ordered not to protest as a condition of being released from jail
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Fri July 24, 2020
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Problem with question headlines: The reader might go "Well, duh. It never should have happened in the first place. It was a panicked, authoritarian, jerkoff response that is being used in that manner in current events" and not read the story anyway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
75,000 vs 350,000,000 - 150,000
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Thu July 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Release the Cohen
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Valor: noun - great courage in the face of danger, especially in battle
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Wed July 22, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
After having proven to have the mental agility of a 5-year old by passing a cognitive test, the President is surprised to learn protestors have not embraced his brown shirts
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Not content with arresting moms protesting in Portland, the Feds are now groping them while in custody
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Mon July 20, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Suspect in shooting of Epstein Judge's family has been found dead of a self inflicted gunshot wound. Early reports are he was a professional hit ma...wait, strike that. He was a disgruntled attorney who'd previously appeared in front of the Judge
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Democracy simply does not look like this
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Oregon sues US DHHS, USMS, CPB, FBS because FUBAR and GFY
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Thu July 16, 2020
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Oh Art Schlichter, never change. Art Schlichter: OK
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Silly Muslim-colored Congresswoman. Don't you know the ethically questionable behavior of paying family members hundreds of thousands of dollars to work on your campaign is only for white Christian Congressmen?
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Wed July 01, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
And in today's "What the fark is wrong with you." NASCAR star's son apologizes for saying Bubba Wallace should be drug by a car from a noose
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Tue June 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thisisfine.jpg: Senate strips provision from intelligence bill requiring campaigns to report foreign election help
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Mon June 29, 2020
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
How the NYPD "weaponized" the recent George Floyd curfew to attack protesters and NYC residents
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Sat June 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bain Capital to pillage another virgin
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Tue June 23, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Rope found in NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace's stall was a garage door pull. So... no noose is good news
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Museum of the Bible promises to do better in the future at honoring that whole "Thou Shalt Not Steal" thingie
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Far-right "boogaloo" extremists may "target" Washington D.C., intel says .. but hey look over there at those Antifa terrorists
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As Trump keeps going booga booga about Antifa, the real threat emerges from the right-wing boogaloo movement
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
"Self-described semi-professional basketball player" brings documentary crew to film him rioting and lighting molotovs, tells them "the police can't do anything". Lets see if he was right
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Wed June 17, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Civil war 2: fascist boogaloo
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Mon June 08, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Officer #1 has an epiphany, asks Hans the obvious question
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
BAH GAWD, DONNIE. Mattis with the chair and...wait, IS THAT JOHN KELLY'S MUSIC?
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Four years later, Trump has made real the apocalyptic vision of America he imagined at his inauguration
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Sat May 30, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Protests, curfews and now the National Guard. This is Saturday night's civil unrest thread
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
I can't breathe
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
A non pork Bacon is mentioned, which mammal is it from? Click here to find out
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