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Tue November 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump WH to federal agencies : yeah the election? Ignore it and prepare to do what I ordered anyways. Biden is gonna have to order the military to throw the Trump admin out of power isnt he?
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Tue October 13, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust. Close out the year, 2020's a bust
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Sat October 10, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Journalists and legal observers do not have to follow police orders to disperse, you assholes
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
While you were distracted, Trump installed one of his 2016 campaign advisers in the CIA
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Tue October 06, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woman who accused Trump of rape argues in court he can't hide behind his job to escape being a defendant in lawsuit
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House officials blocking strict new federal guidelines for the emergency release of any coronavirus vaccine. Why? Trump needs to be 'The One' to announce a vaccine before the election [Link updated: guidelines have been released anyway]
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Mon September 28, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Forbes crunches the numbers, and it turns out that Donald Trump is a billionaire after all. Well, in a certain sense
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Sun September 27, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Thanks to a loophole in the rewrite of the Clean Water Act your favorite reservoir may now be considered a "waste treatment system". Duke sucks
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Not news: The White House is a dumpster fire. News: But one office in the West Wing is working professionally and efficiently. Fark: The one planning a potential presidential transition. UltraFark: Because Trump has no idea they exist
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Thu September 24, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
State has 27,000 acres of public land that the public may not use, and America has a total of 16.25 million acres of landlocked public areas. Well, at least until a more valuable monetization is determined
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
When college students are firefighters, every party is a rager
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
DHS reportedly cloned protesters phones in Portland. Records will reveal subby's phone posted this from Washington DC, even though he thinks his phone is in his pocket in Illinois
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Mon September 21, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York City: The Big Apple. The City so Nice they Named It Twice. An 'Anarchist Jurisdiction'. The City that Never Sleeps...Wait what?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
DOJ designates New York City as an "Anarchist Jurisdiction". Manhattan will now be walled off and converted into an autonomous maximum-security prison
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Sat September 19, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
After their community was abandoned by all governmental fire agencies, residents work together to save town of 9,000 from a massive wildfire
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Open source licensing could stop Big Pharma from making exorbitant profits off taxpayer-funded COVID-19 research, return the rectal aero-monkeys to prominence
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Thu September 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Because of Trump's "flat out disregard for human life" because his "main concern was the economy and his reelection," Olivia Troye, who worked as homeland security, counterterrorism and coronavirus adviser to Vice President Pence, will vote for Biden
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Surveillance drones will be the eye in the sky watching you as the Alan Parsons Project becomes prophecy
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
According to the Trump administration, diversity is un-American
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Tue September 15, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump about to screw over most of the federal workforce including about 80% of the armed forces by FORCING them to accept his payroll tax "loan" now, even though it means their paychecks will be ten to 12% smaller starting in January to repay it
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
At this point, it might be faster if we just list the federal agencies that the Trumpists HAVEN'T corrupted
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Following Trump's edict to end anti-racism training in federal agencies, Education Secretary Umbridge is also reviewing employee book clubs and support groups to search out and suppress "Unamerican propaganda" about racism and white privilege
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Tue September 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
I'm sure he'll jump right on that one
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Winston-Salem hosting President Trump campaign event on now....I need an emergency evacuation from this city stat
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Thanks to Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and his do nothing boys, the Senate returns with a path to nowhere on coronavirus aid for the nation's unemployed
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Mon September 07, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
American History Trump 101: Christopher Columbus discovers the Constitution which is then used by the Pilgrims to legally confiscate unused land from the "Indians". Then they had a Tea Party and overthrew England, Africans were invited to work. Trump
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
You just know he called Space Force to take him to Jupiter
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Sat September 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Using the same logic that brought him to conclude that less testing means fewer Covid-19 cases, Trump aims to end racism by cancelling racial sensitivity training for federal employees
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Tue September 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia is back to targeting Americans ahead of the election. This time, Facebook finds a left wing news org connected to the Internet Research Agency
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
You'll be too damn stoned to care who is president if the MORE Act passes
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Thu August 27, 2020
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Officials import invasive beetle to control invasive plant, somehow surprised to learn that beetle now threatening other native species
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Wed August 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
This will shock you, but US intelligence agencies declare that Trump's insistence on mail voting fraud has no basis in fact. Trump remains as far as possible from intelligence of any kind
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Conservationists: Nuke the orcas? US Navy: Gotta nuke something
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Sat August 15, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
There is so much water in the desert that border wall contractors took millions of gallons of it from a wildlife refuge to make concrete
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Fri August 14, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chris Wallace would like to remind you that both sides are equally bad
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out a bunker wasn't actually enough to keep Bunker Boi feeling safe, as it's now revealed that the White House sought access to tactical aircraft to protect the White House during the George Floyd protests. Fark needs a "coward" tag
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Dear FBI I realize that most of you career bureaucrats are part of the deep state and wanted Hillary as president that's why I want you turn over everything about the Russia investigation before the election 😍 Ron Johnson (R-Wisc)
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Trump sacks TVA chief for outsourcing tech jobs, being paid too much, not showing Three's Company on Nickelodeon enough
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Giliead pushed by consumer group to find alternative to Remdesivir
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
All those smaller distilleries who pivoted to produce hand sanitizer? The market crashed and now with 1000s of gallons of extra product, they're washing their hands of it
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