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Thu February 25, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Episode of Dark Money in Politics: One hate group is behind almost all 2021 anti-trans legislation
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
OK, Democrats, you've had 35 days to replace the privately run detention centers for immigrants with unicorn petting zoos. Not done yet?? This is an outrage
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
In Cinderella, the fairy godmother's magical clothes all disappear at midnight, but the glass slipper doesn't vanish. Totally fake
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are expecting our first child and our families are excited to meet the baby. But my sister's partner is an anti-vaxxer who infected her with these dangerous views. How can I exclude them from being near us without upsetting them?"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
It's been twenty years since The Strokes released that one album that was a mild success, so prepare for the band to do some kind of celebration
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Take a trip to the Italian coast to see some old family members bob on by
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Empty Wheel)
 
 
 
Two separate Zip Tie Guys breached the Capitol, and their charges are being handled very differently
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Actually, that's kinda the point
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have two boys: a 6-year-old and a 6-month-old. We live far away from my family, and because of COVID, my parents haven't met their new grandkid. My mom appears indifferent to our youngest; should I worry she is playing favorites?"
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Mon February 22, 2021
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Arizona passed laws last year shortening the sentences of non-violent drug offenders who take steps towards rehabilitating themselves in prison. But writing new code for the inmate management system is a hassle, so the DOC is just ignoring the law
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(NPR)
 
 
 
People everywhere are still trying to understand how the hell freakin' West Virginia became a world leader in providing COVID-19 vaccinations to its citizens. It's as if Florida suddenly became ground zero for new Nobel nominations. Turns out there's are good reasons why
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(The Republic)
 
 
 
500,000
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump to tell Conservative Political Action Conference in Florida he is the Republicans' "presumptive 2024 nominee"
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
Mankind was waiting for you to come flying along, heavenly songbird...and why are you in Vermont this time of year?
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Sun February 21, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Here come the ERCOT lawsuits
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(AP News)
 
 
 
♫ There's people froze in Texas / that we're never gonna see / Nobody else could miss them / not half as much as me ♫
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Podcast by family members helps to reopen a 32-year-old Cold Case murder investigation
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
JT extends Covid benefits to 38 weeks, EI to 50 weeks, for all Canadians
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA All-Star Game is the right thing to do, according to the Commissioner. As if money isn't a factor in this decision
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Thu February 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cuomo, when the walls fell
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Looking back on it, we never should have sent our sick kids to school
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Human rights-abusing recipient of U.S. arms sales complains that a human rights-abusing country is receiving U.S. arms sales
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(NextGov)
 
 
 
And how do you feel about that?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: My Dad keep smacking my ass even though I tell him to stop. Wat do?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A vaccine skeptic discusses getting the Covid-19 shot
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Giants manager Gabe Kapler is OK with having fans back at games, can't wait to Welcome Back Kotter
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Six out of ten GQP voters still want Trump. The rest have a decision to make
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump, Giuliani, Proud Boys and Oath Keepers sued for violating the Ku Klux Klan Act
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Mon February 15, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
While Fox News accuses Kamala Harris's niece of nepotism simply for having an Instagram account, these two chuckleheads somehow managed to make $680M while working in the White House "for free"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The GOP has no future
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The number of job openings is back up to pre pandemic levels but no one wants to work around other people anymore
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
She was a dark-skinned Georgia girl and he was a pale Midwesterner, six years her junior. And fifty years ago, their union marked the end of Georgia's law against interracial marriage
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Sat February 13, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sorry Florida, you're going to need to be sawed off into ocean. You see you're still a COVID nightmare ...even with vaccinated people
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Translation: Pleeease don't regulate us, we have so many more families and societies to destroy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Police became suspicious after a missing man's son visited a local Lowes store, where he bought a 96-gallon trash can with wheels, germicidal bleach, latex gloves and extra-heavy plastic drop cloths. He paid for it using the missing man's debit card
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(Christianity Today)
 
 
 
At this point, wouldn't it be easier to compile a list of high-profile evangelists who *haven't* engaged in sexual misconduct?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is how you can use your phone to make pro-looking home videos with these 8 tips for filming and editing
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Kitty Filter Lawyer is not only an internet darling, but also a sadistic evil SOB who should be in jail
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Thu February 11, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Kamaiu Johnson was thirteen, rudderless, and swinging a stick when a stranger asked if he'd like to hit a bucket of balls with a real golf club. Years of hard work, and "the village" have helped him reach the PGA Tour
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(AP News)
 
 
 
All kidding aside, you southern folk should simply not drive on snow or ice, and most northern folk shouldn't either for that matter
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Rest assured the HuggieBot 2.0 will pamper its users
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Wed February 10, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The most dedicated members of the Party of Personal Responsibility say it's all Trump's fault that they committed all those felonies on January 6th
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If Trump is being impeached for his speech qt the Jan 6 rally, what's going to happen to the OTHER 12 speakers like Rep Mo "Treason, Mo Problems" Brooks, Half Scoop, I'm Eric, Rita Repulsa and Rep "They see me rollin', Libs be hatin'" Cawthorne?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Neighborhood putting their Christmas lights back up after one woman was shamed for not taking down her father's lights in a timely manner after he passed from Covid-19
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My partner says it's off-putting that I stare into people's homes. Isn't that just normal?"
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife had a double mastectomy and lost all interest in sex. So, I decided to have an affair. With a man. And she has no idea it happened. So...what do I do here?"
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Sun February 07, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Trainer attempted to catch Pokémon. Police used $750 CITATION. It was super effective and caused confusion
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Sat February 06, 2021
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Vaccinated boomers are ready to get their freak on
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After only 2 days of returning to in-person teaching in San Diego County over 100 students and staff have been put in Covid-19 quarantine. If only there had been a way to avoid this happening
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(WLNS Lansing)
 
 
 
Causing a wreck that injures two children, after drinking and while on adderall, is no way to prepare for the big game, son
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Article reveals details of photograph Stanley Tucci has of his late wife and current wife posing together at event some years back. Difficulty: doesn't actually show photograph
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
The largest population of Karen refugees on Earth is settling in Minnesota, which should lead to some interesting Fark headlines down the road
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The latest QAnon insurrectionist racist online hangout is Clubhouse, which is apparently invitation-only. Finally, a use for all of those family members who've checked out of reality
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Thu February 04, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving's about to become less awkward for one family now that a certain member is likely to spend them gnawing on festive slabs of prison Nutraloaf
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
"In 600 feet, take the second right and eat your fellow travelers"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What can I start doing again after getting vaccinated? Lose the mask? Dine indoors? Travel? Oh, none of those? So, basically nothing? OK, great, good talk
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Wed February 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden says no family members will be involved in any government decisions. No word if Champ and Major plan to interrupt cabinet meetings demanding to go walkies
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Tue February 02, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Navalny: "you can't lock us all up." Putin: "hold my vodak"
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Mon February 01, 2021
(AARP)
 
 
 
I walk along the streets of sorrow. The boulevard of broken... ah... um
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theory anti-vaxxers wrongly believe a nurse who received a Covid-19 vaccination died, but for some reason this requires them to subject her to constant harassment
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida cops were asked to check on a guy who wasn't answering his phone. They found him unresponsive, threw a magazine at him and left. Turns out he was dying
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Group of Orca outcasts now dominating an entire sea off the coast of Washington state, the day has arrived for their widely beloved siblings
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Pirates seek a trade: 15 sailors for cash, free agency and future draft picks
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook actually becomes useful for the first time in its miserable, failed existence
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Could someone please check to see if Jared sold them off to someone?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're going to mess around on a dating app while you're literally on a first date with someone, be sure to wear glasses with non-reflective lenses
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you have a Trump sign and a Blue Lives Matter sign in your yard, you are going to have to rethink one of them
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Tue January 26, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
400 Capitol riot suspects identified, 135 charged -- and an official says that the list of suspects is "growing by the hour"
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
DOJ rescinds 'zero tolerance' immigration rule meaning more family time for immigrants
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Covid causes far more harm to Colombia's fragile government than FARK ever could
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Real rioters of genius happy to point themselves out in pictures of the violent mob invading the Capitol. Meanwhile the FBI announces a special on fish in a barrel
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(The Root)
 
 
 
In effort to hide that he was closeted, Florida man kills lover and gets a single year in prison. Did I forget to mention his father is a former deputy and his lover was black?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
What can parents do to keep their children safe since no vaccine has been approved for minors?
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Mon January 25, 2021
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Killing your mom over bad grades is no way to go through life, future Florida Man
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
50+ ICUs in Texas are full and overwhelmed by COVID. Gee I wonder why this happens when you have anti-science people in charge and pandemic deniers all over the state
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Murkowski: "As a moderate, I want to be absolutely clear I will only be caucusing with insurrectionists, as I have nothing in common with Democrats"
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Trump's 'crony pardons' flabbergast the political world". Is there some alternate definition of the word "Flabbergast" that means "not at all surprised because this is COMPLETELY in line with how he's acted ever day for the last four years"?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
They've already got the sharpie and bronzer stains off the curtains, the rats and roaches have pretty much vanished, and the stink's about gone too
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Freshman GOP reps deny giving terrorists a pre-raid tour
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a single mother whose 10 year-old can go back to in-person learning this Spring. He's been distance learning this year. I also take care of my immunocompromised mother. Do I send my child back to school to ease my burden and risk mom's health?"
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I live in the same town I grew up in. I was laid off during the pandemic and started a small business and turned to my lifelong friends for help like social media pushes and word of mouth but none have come through. Am I right to be upset?"
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Of course they'll vanish since we have a functional President and not a demented primate who's as corrupt as the day is long
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
In the Trump final day sweep, CBP decides to go after brothers with visas, deporting one that goes to a US school, and detaining his 9 year old brother, who was thinking about studying here
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Warnock, Ossoff, and Padilla become US Senators Wednesday afternoon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Several Republican lawmakers were hoping Trump would save their ass for their role in the treason. Turns out they should've listened to everyone who has ever dealt with Trump
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"If I saw my grandmother making bombs in her basement, or my aunt breaking into a home, I would have to intervene as well - it's just about doing what's right,"
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Fri January 15, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Marc Lore, Walmart's digital head, is leaving at the end of the month. At least that's the story being repeated
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
In news that will come as a complete shock to absolutely nobody, Lauren Boebert's (cR-Azy) mother is also a Q-ANON nutbag and it looks like she was also the "Bullhorn Lady" at the Capitol attack
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump's inner circle has been loathe to do anything that might earn The Orange One's ire, but now his daughter seems to be willing to enrage daddy in order to save her reputation and promising political career. Wait, what?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm really starting to second-guess my choice to delay having my child start kindergarten due to Covid-19. How much difference does a year really make?"
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Man injects magic mushrooms into his veins. Then the transformation began
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
We mustn't forget Mark Meadows also conspired to commit illegal acts in Georgia
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Former DHS official who predicted the rise of far-right violence in 2009 says it will get worse, and we're doing it wrong when it comes to stopping it
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
There's proper etiquette that should be followed during a civil rights' leader's funeral. For example, not yelling racial slurs
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If a twice impeached president, banned from social media, screams in an empty White House does anybody hear him?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Daytraders are going back to mining penny stocks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
They say this guy is hunting the Seychelles, but those look like rocks to me
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Tue January 12, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
A smoke signal has been sent up. Something about impeachment being dangerous. More to come. If only there was a more direct way for Trump to reach the people
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Sun January 10, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
America's other long national nightmare is almost at an end
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Duke's family sucks, so she publicly identifies them for going to the DC riot and harassing a Black woman
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"How do I prevent my children from turning me into a horrible nag? This stay at home learning stuff and never leaving the house is starting to wear on me"
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Thu January 07, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Smiling lectern guy arrested
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Tue January 05, 2021
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Most Republicans defend what they imagine the Constitution to be
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Minneapolis PD says Dolal Idd shot first, so they had to kill him and raid his family's house at 2am. Case clos... Oh, and maybe possibly the whole thing was a setup by an informant whose claims weren't entirely true, sorry about that
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Baptisms in the Sistine Chapel have been cancelled. In other news babies had been getting baptized in the Sistine Chapel
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Fan backlash over performance at Trump's Mar-a-Lago New Year's event took Berlin singer Terri Nunn's breath away...or maybe that's from the coronavirus she might have gotten there
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Mon January 04, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy but not telling my wife about it because she's against the idea. Is there any way this could backfire?"
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Sun January 03, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Alleged father-son murder-duo request that their victim not be referred to as a victim in court
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
This has to be the creepiest airport to land at
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Sat January 02, 2021
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Hours after turning away hundreds of qualified citizens because of a "depleted inventory," TN COVID-19 vaccine administrators called their family members and friends to offer them vaccinations
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Fri January 01, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The US has now become more of a sh*thole country than the countries American immigrants escaped from
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Thu December 31, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Jesus told y'all to wear a mask
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Americans that want to halt immigration are about to get their wish
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Wed December 30, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
After seeing how things turned out back home, American feels safer living in Wuhan, China during COVID-19 pandemic
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
15 year old girl miming a rap song? Destroy her and enable her accusers. 30-something celebrity "influencer" with famous husband lying about her heritage? Roll out the "personal journey" narrative
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Covid shortages are still a thing, including toilet paper, coins, oxygen, Cherry Coke Zero- wait, back up
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Tue December 29, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
We are seeing a 'mass radicalization' of the right
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Mon December 28, 2020
(News Break)
 
 
 
Whatshisface vowed the world would never forget him
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Big Pharma's reckoning is night
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
How did Charles' and Camilla's romance manage to outlast his marriage to Diana? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat December 26, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
University of Utah's Ty Jordan dead after a very costly fumble
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(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
Sorry foreigners, Japan's closed. The Kaiju out front should've told ya
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Fri December 25, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The mere existence of Santa's "naughty list" teaches children the wrong lessons
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Thu December 24, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
...well, I suppose that's better than breath mints
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be a 2020 Christmas without an inspection visit from Christmas Council Boy
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Wed December 23, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
You know that meeting with PA GOP senators Trump scheduled for today? Well at least 4 decided they have better things to do
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this: it's possible Jesus wasn't born in a stable, under a miraculous star, or in Bethlehem. That bit about three kings showing up outta nowhere with lavish gifts for some random infant, though? Totally legit
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Homeowner shows four home invaders the error of their ways
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler may not be funny or even a good actor, but he helped raise money for firefighters
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron wants you to risk your life for him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's good to be the Queen
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Tue December 22, 2020
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Man wins more than $300k after hitting a 7-card straight flush on Pai Gow at Bally's in Vegas. Your last trip to Vegas ended with you waking up in a dumpster behind the Luxor with no pants
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Due to Japan's aging population, high popularity of individual tombstones, and high price of these tombstones, cheaper communal tombstones have increased in popularity. Hence the Bluetooth tombstone, invented to personalize your mourning
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Mon December 21, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
What's the coolest thing you've ever found in a thrift store? LGT some good examples
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hypothetical: Your in-laws spend a ridiculous amount of money on Christmas gifts for your kids and are using it to guilt you in hopes of having a large family gathering (12+) for Christmas, how do you respond?
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Sun December 20, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
International flights are filled with solo babies, much as intergalactic flights are filled with Solo babies
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(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
Man with holiday cheer carves iconic leg lamp movie prop from a tree in his front yard
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The FEC could be sued if Trump and Kushner get away with fraud
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump supporters mock Joe Biden's visit to the grave of his first wife and infant daughter, making jokes about Hunter Biden. But remember guys, we need to be considerate to Trump's supporters and listen to their concerns
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Readers share their silver linings from 2020, including new appreciation for spouses and children. Share your own revelations to the right
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I've told my brother and his family that our family would like to stop exchanging gifts. Yet they sent us Amazon gift cards for Christmas again. Am I the jerk for not sending them anything? Or is he for not putting any thought into the gifts he sent?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Kids, I'm not pardoning you because then they can make you testify against me. Merry Christmas. Cya
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Fri December 18, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Biden should Pardon Trump. New hotness: Biden should UNpardon Trump
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Fraudulent ASLAN ministry attempts to buy $3.1M mansion with CARES Act funds, before fleeing back to Narnia after discovery
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Thu December 17, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
"I'm the medic who the New York Post outed as a sex worker. This is the real story"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bill to allow federal judges to censor the Internet to remove posts about them that they don't like founder when "libertarian" Senator Rand Paul insists the bill be amended to give senators the same power
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How to explain to your plague rat extended family that you won't be seeing them this Christmas
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Reality sets in for Charlie Kirk
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"So let's say I had the opportunity to buy the hottest toy of the season and resell it for gobs of cash. Is that wrong? Should I do that?"
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Tue December 15, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
"In Wharrgarbl We Trust"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"William Barr's exit is bad news for Trump's hopes of a 11th-hour pardoning spree"
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
On top of everything else in 2020, Santa caught the Covid-19
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Mon December 14, 2020
(The Bold Italic)
 
 
 
Chaos, censorship, and cigarette rationing: how 42 hours locked on a Carnival Cruise Line changed this author's life
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Breaking news from the Romero institute: Your home is a hotspot for COVID
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obituaries are the latest political battleground to shame covidiots
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a chubby college student with okay skin but who looks herself in the mirror and doesn't criticize herself. My mother takes care of that, and she wants me to have plastic surgery to 'fix' myself. I say there's nothing to fix. What can I do?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell Jr. spent millions on pro-Trump causes and events while running Liberty University to the ground
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(Salon)
 
 
 
A successful tyrant needs to win the 4 M's of dictatorship: Military, Media, Money and Masses. Here's how Donald Trump failed at all four
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Sun December 13, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Back in October, a man started emailing his extended family to keep them updated on the conditions of his dad, his mom, and his sister. All had COVID-19. Most survived. Here are the emails. Fark doesn't have a "Heartbreaking" tag
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Sat December 12, 2020
(Today)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club returns with a simple question: what are some good books to give as Christmas presents this year?
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Thu December 10, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LSU, not even remotely in the running for a bowl game, imposes a 1 year bowl ban on themselves
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Wed December 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Annual Snowball Express event to thank military families goes virtual amid pandemic. To view the event, just Google "snowball," and--oh, wait
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why so many whites act "woke" online, but not in real life
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
New York AG predicts that Trump will resign, Pence will pardon him before she attempts to throw him jail
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump administration still toying with an imaginary legal concept called a "preemptive pardon". Small Hands Luke also hopes to exempt himself from all future traffic tickets
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Tue December 08, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Minnesota Timberwolves guard Karl Anthony-Towns has lost his mother and six other family members from coronavirus
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
And the next contestant on the "Wheel of Rona" is ::spins wheel:: Jenna Ellis
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Mon December 07, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Well I don't know many people who would want to be associated with the biggest atrocity done to The New York skyline without box cutters regardless of race
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Well, the three-legged cat came back, he couldn't stay away, he was living with his furever family the very next day
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The 'Fauci effect' is likely a cause for uptick in applications at medical schools, in much the same way that the Bernoulli effect provides lift to aircraft wings and the Drew effect causes liquor stock prices to rise
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
WWII veteran beats COVID-19, gets discharged from hospital in time for his 104th birthday
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Sun December 06, 2020
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
"Grandma's still got it: 80-year-old woman shoots buck from kitchen while making lunch". What was the buck having for lunch?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wait... there are people out there who still think Trump will follow some annoying little laws about how he can and can't spend money donated to his PAC? Let me laugh even harder
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
For a welcome contrast to Washington's incompetence and corruption, let's turn to Los Angeles where there's corruption and incompetence instead
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Will Americans actually wear masks indoors?
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Sat December 05, 2020
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
This year's Sgt. Pepper's tribute is a reminder of how bad 2020 sucked
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's probably just a coincidence, but as Trump prepares to hold a rally in Georgia, Covid-19 is holding at record levels in Georgia
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nightmare fuel, hilarious, and more, all rolled into one site. Behold: official reasons for people being denied security clearance
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Fri December 04, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Sixteen beautiful portraits of Native Americans posing in authentic traditional outfits
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Careless fan almost robbed the world of Gloria Estefan
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Dear Amy, I tried to get out of the friend zone but failed miserably. What am I doing wrong?"
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Thu December 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"My dearest Kim, I fear this may by my last letter as the enemy is at the gates and I fear my time is short. always remember the special times we had together and please never forget me, even after I'm gone. Yours truly...Donald." PS: XOXOXO
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Remember those 545 children separated from their parents at the US border that CPB couldn't reunite with family? Good news, they're down to only 628 of them now
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yeah he won't do that
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida Man changed name to 'Shatner' and publicly claimed William Shatner was his dad. *Then* he took a DNA test
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Desperate for a drink, socialization, and a chance to spread the virus, hordes of people in the UK hit up bars for the first time in a month
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Wed December 02, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm white, and my husband is Hispanic. Our 3 year-old routinely tells me he 'likes' my 'white skin' and said he doesn't like his dad's 'brown skin.' How can we ensure we aren't raising a racist child?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In other coincidentally-related news, Tiger King Joe Exotic's attorney believes they're close to getting pardon from Trump
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The story of a 1,000 year old business according to the most difficult to read article you'll see today outside of anything in the politics tab
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Tue December 01, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Let's throw Bill Cosby's appeal to the SCOPA on the 2020 bonfire shall we
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Disaster emergency plans by state: CA: family members to provide basic hygiene. NYC: family members may be asked to operate manual oxygen ventilators. ND: no attempts to resuscitate people in cardiac arrest. OK: IV hookups at veterinary offices
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Mon November 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Republican party's continued refusal to pass covid relief, more and more Americans are paying rent with credit cards. Shirley, how will this end?
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Well, the kid in the back said 'everyone attack' and it turned into an Atlantic Station blitz
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Korea's annual high-stakes college entrance exam arrives in the middle of a pandemic. "I wear my mask all day at home just in case there's an asymptomatic family member. I'm also practicing wearing my mask at the testing center"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
In a new documentary about his life, Shane MacGowan of The Pogues will have his dialogue subtitled
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Sat November 28, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Roses are red, lilies are green. Buckle your seatbelt, or he'll harvest your spleen
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sure Jan.gif
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Fri November 27, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You know your home-repair project has gone horribly wrong when it ends in a murder-suicide
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Idiot
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Thu November 26, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
What are your traditional family contributions to Thanksgiving dinner? Our cornbread dressing goes back 4 generations, it's a great way to say thank you to those that came before us. Drop a picture of your plate in the comments to the right
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Waiting at the gate for your flight to board is a useful time to check email, call family, and post status updates warning your constituents that they shouldn't travel like you're doing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A nineteen year veteran of the Butterball Turkey Hotline discusses how calls are different in 2020
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Wed November 25, 2020
(9 News)
 
 
 
You are not farking helping
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(Vox)
 
 
 
People around the country asked how they were making decisions around wearing masks during Thanksgiving celebrations this year. Of course the stupid is here in all its gobbledygook glory
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hand of God comes for Diego Maradona
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You don't need to worry about a Covid bump from Thanksgiving travel. It's the full blown humanitarian crisis it's going to cause that you need to worry about. Happy Thanksgiving everyone 🦃
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Tue November 24, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japan considers creating new honorific for female Imperial family members who lose royal status after marriage to a commoner, because to right-wingers, allowing these fallen princesses to retain their title is simply unthinkable
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Tue November 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Biden releases readouts of each call with foreign heads of state and....ugh this is all just boring, no n-words or family members chiming in
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Mon November 09, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Biden transition team announces members of COVID advisory board, which strangely lacks any of his family members
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