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Fri September 23, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Voting underway in Russian occupied eastern Ukraine on whether or not to formally join Russia. Moscow says it's going to be a free and fair election while The West says Putin has already sent in his alternate slate of electors
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Thu September 22, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the land of Canaan...They were whacked out of their minds on horse
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Wed September 21, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
FDA is on the verge of approving a new ALS medication that doesn't technically "work," per se, but hey
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Maury Wills steals Home
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Tue September 20, 2022
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
This collection of wild weather photos has me convinced we're going to be consumed by aliens
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Spicy "One Chip Challenge" tortilla chips are so hot, people are actually going to the hospital
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Milk of the poppy now dates back 3400 years and may have been Kosher
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Fri September 16, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Just to be safe you might want to avoid any Tindr profiles listing Likes as "long, moonlit walks on the open moors"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Longhorns drop $300k for Arch Manning's (and other HS players) big recruitment weekend in Austin. Article has itemized expenses and hot damn those parents can drink
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas parole board denies George Floyd a posthumous pardon that was widely recommended on news that this is Texas, George Floyd was Black, and, well, that's pretty much all they needed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Royal conspiracy theory claims Queen Elizabeth's body is not in her coffin. Thanks social media
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cops don't want to be recorded while doing their jobs, now including while testifying in court
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Thu September 15, 2022
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Roof dog is watching you, well, the neighborhood
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Wed September 14, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Goatse strikes again
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Aliens unsuccessful at beaming up Queen Elizabeth's coffin on way to cathedral, attempt caught on camera
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Mon September 12, 2022
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Bear crashes 2-year-old's birthday party, With video of it deciding the cupcakes were juuuuust right
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Don't get injured or seriously ill in Minnesota this week
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Opening statements are set to begin in the trial of George Wagner, IV in the murders of eight members of the Rhoden and Gilley families more than six years after their deaths. Unanswered questions include how do you murder someone after their death?
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(Westword)
 
 
 
When composting human remains, legal in Colorado, families include pine cones, salmon, berries, nuts, joints for marijuana enthusiasts, and hops for home brewers
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Fri September 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sacrificed, mummified and placed next to her viscera jars
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Well, that's enough internet for today (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In what only seems like the pilot of a darker. grittier reboot of "Justified", a West Virginia man is shot dead by two plainclothes members of a fugitive retrieval task force as he was leaving his father's funeral
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(AARP)
 
 
 
I can't take care of Mom if I have a job. But I need the money from a job to better take care of mom. Help
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Thu September 08, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Funeral home hits trifecta: 1. They bury a woman in the wrong clothes and another woman's jewelry. 2. They bury the woman in the wrong cemetery. 3: The woman's daughter is a prominent attorney
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cruise ships are deadly to both wildlife and passengers. The shark and their cholesterol may never recover
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's daughter passed away last week. I won't ask how to move past it because that's impossible. My question is this: At what point in your life were most of your loved ones alive simultaneously?
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Sat September 03, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's a mafia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man who threatened to fly plane into Mississippi Walmart suffers from Middle-Name-is-Wayne Syndrome
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Fri September 02, 2022
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The Donald Trump endorsed Qanon candidate who wants to be Michigan's next secretary of state grabbed the steering wheel in a car her ex-husband was driving, and while her kids were in the car said "Fark it, I'll kill us all"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Did you lose a family member to Covid? Remember how that felt? This native American woman lost FORTY-TWO family members to the disease
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Thu September 01, 2022
(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to their lousy reputation in South Korea, Protestant churches now have believers who have opted to stop attending services. These inactive Christians are known as Canaan, which in Korean wordplay means "not going there anymore"
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Wed August 31, 2022
(Gates Notes)
 
 
 
The New York Times' AI basilisk captures Bill Gates
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Fri August 26, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Must have slipped off of his leash
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(Insider)
 
 
 
I was FRAMED
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Golf, grift, plead the fifth, grift some more, scream into his social media echo chamber, dabble in some light treason, more grift, spin the Excuse Wheel, another round of golf
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Margarine Traitor Gangrene phoned in another SWATting to her own house
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Our Quad Cities)
 
 
 
If you pulled off a cold case leaving your victims's skull on a pike, don't make explicit references to it in social media threats to your ex's new boyfriend
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(Connecticut Public)
 
 
 
Bored? Feel like reading some complaint letters to Montgomery Ward from the 1930s?
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine's lil newspaper that can't launches investigation into Oz's residence there. Discovers he's a swell guy that has said a lot of nice things about Maine
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Fri August 19, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
A 81-year-old Danish woman traveling from Africa to Canada was arrested at Warsaw airport on suspicion of illegal possession of heroin worth over $515,000. Go Granny Go
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmart comes out forcefully against maternity leave
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Hey what ever happened to the thousands of migrants Gov. Greg Abbott bussed in from Texas to Washington DC?
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Thu August 18, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
After four years, Whitey Bulger's killers are finally charged. And who did the hit? Fuggedaboutit
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Another Tank eliminated creating serious international complications
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Wed August 17, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
50 year-old Dad opens up about welcoming quadruplets, but not as much as Mom
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Tue August 16, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Monkeypox: It's not just for primates anymore
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
FBI agent doxxer got doxxed, looks a bit like Pharma Bro Shkreli but with a face at least twice as punchable
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Oh sure, the FBI suddenly "finds" all those missing children, probably in Hillary's dungeon in the pizza joint
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Headline: "Former Houston-area basketball standout remembered as 24-year-old shot outside bowling alley." Wouldn't it be nicer to remember him as a basketball standout instead?
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Mon August 15, 2022
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Hm, if only a guy running for governor of that state was on the record as blunt-ly in favor of legalization
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
There can be only son
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Astros' Alex Bregman delivered on his promise to hit a home run for Uvalde
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Another L this week for Team Trump
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Supercalifragilistic melioidosis
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Wed August 10, 2022
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Hey, remember all those stories about how Fox News was turning on Trump? Yeah, their coverage of the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago should pretty much show that's not happening
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
I guarantee your family does not have a funeral story crazier than this one
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Tue August 09, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Great news: You can afford to buy your own set of islands. Reality check: They're in Harrisburg, PA
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
I'm Eric, whines
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Whatever -- just be farking sure you all also rain VOTES on them come November
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police say turning up dead, naked, and covered in scratches are just side effects of doing drugs, case closed, quit wasting their time with inconvenient witnesses and evidence and other nonsense
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Sun August 07, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Covid lockdown sees 80,000 tourists trapped in China's version of Hawaii
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Mon August 01, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Pop Pop Pop Warner combines football with target practice
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Why is HSV-1 infection so common today? Blame the popularity of third place make-out sessions
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Sun July 31, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google Maps launching SimCity-like Immersive View. Ability to unleash disasters still in the pipeline
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Thu July 28, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
For some reason, the first item in the article isn't "buy everyone TotalFark." What would you do if won?
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Wed July 27, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Amazon employee died on Prime Day, which explains the shipping delays
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Tue July 26, 2022
(I'll Ask An Heir)
 
 
 
What's your victor, victor?
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Angry old man made even angrier after someone stole his angry signs protesting his neighbors encroachment. Wonder who it could be that made him so angry
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Florida woman loses $100,000 and her bakery in her first month investing in crypto currency
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is what you get if nobody uses a gun during a knife fight
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Sun July 24, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
A "Rainbow Bridge" in a North Carolina town that MAGA types might not hate
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(Sun Gazette)
 
 
 
Families of TWA-800 victims file suit that blames U.S. Navy for accidentally shooting down the plane
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Fri July 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Cattle theft charges for the top elected official in Loving County, Texas prosecutors face a few hurdles as the defendant and his family members have a tight grip on the local government, serving as judge, clerk, county attorney and constable
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
'This is a sh*tshow'
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
As are most of us, Joe Scarborough, as are most of us
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey, new first cousins no one knew about before. What are your fun widespread genetic testing stories?
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Texas is at the "let God sort them out" stage by baking inmates alive in their correctional facilities
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Why the Jan. 6 Capitol riot committee isn't nearly done yet: The evidence is getting more interesting with each new hearing
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
Once again, never bring a sword to a gun fight
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
Of course he didn't
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Mon July 18, 2022
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona is the #1 state for charter schools in America. They offer abysmal teacher pay, questionable student performance, and almost no regulatory oversight. But they make the people who build and operate them millions, so there's that, which is nice
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How a global white supremacist movement is recruiting American teenagers. Guess what? They're targeting loners and incels
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
New Jersey in da house, and keeping up with the other states getting free publicity with mass shootings
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Sat July 16, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
For crying out loud, my client is a Trump supporter, your Honor. He's uneducated and unsophisticated and easily swept by what's on the internet. Please give him a break
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Thu July 14, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Sweden hands life sentence to ex-Iranian official over 1988 purge, hopefully shutting that movie series down for good
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump supporter at the center of a Jan. 6th conspiracy theory says he never expected the face eating leopards to come after him
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Wed July 13, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mt. Vesuvius killed a lot of people in AD 79, and gave one asinine dude some road rash in 2022. Never forget
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
"How do I prepare my child for her best friend's death?"
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Mon July 11, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Mother Nature: Fark these 28 cattle in particular
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You'll never guess which fanbase is at the top of the 2022 Happy Fan Index. Nope. Not that one either. Bonus: Bengals at #10?
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(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
People not familiar with WWE's penchant for misogyny and racism are shocked-SHOCKED-that they would use COVID in a tasteless storyline
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Saucy Farker Digest says you must use these hot sauces. None are under $8 and most are more than $10. But in a weird change that may be a typo, none are from their friend's shop in Brooklyn
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Far Side cartoon years ago spoofed a bunch of doctors who skipped spleen in training. Now, for a case of a urologist who took out a spleen instead of a kidney
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Apparitional asshat arrested, ghost guns grabbed
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"'Red flag' laws - which allow judges to confiscate guns from people who threaten violence - tend to be toothless unless they have a local champion"
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Fri July 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Father of Highland Park shooter tells CNN that he wants his son to serve a long prison sentence. Especially, you know, if it means that he and his wife don't have to serve one as well
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Thu July 07, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin sentenced to over 20 years in prison. This is not a repeat
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
What's a parent to do after their son threatens to kill the entire family and has 16 knives, a dagger and a sword confiscated by police? Sponsor his application for a semi-automatic rifle, of course
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Tue July 05, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Autopsy reveals that NFL wide receiver Demaryius Thomas suffered from CTE
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Here's people in Poland roleplaying how Americans look celebrating 4th of July and I'm not gonna lie, they nailed it
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Mon July 04, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Breakin' 2: Electric Funeraloo
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Rainbow Family members already collecting a wide spectrum of law enforcement actions
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Sat July 02, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
WHO says monkeypox cases have tripled in Europe over the past two weeks. WHY is this happening? WHAT can be done about it? I DON'T KNOW
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Wed June 29, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Nephew receives SD card from late uncle. He didn't find any porn on it. What he found instead was history
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mississippi political establishment want you to know now that raping a 12yo girl, while technically illegal, may still be worthwhile in the long run
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
R. Kelly sentenced to 30 years for luring kids for sex. I believe he can fry
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Thanks to the efforts of Girls on the Run & fundraisers like Cans for Kendall, the students at Highlands Elementary School raised over $2,000 to help pay for Kendall's medical expenses. Please welcome them all to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
Week 3 of tourist season finds the wildlife of Yellowstone NP with home field advantage and a 3-0 lead. Let's roll those highlights
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Amtrak Train with 243 passengers in NW Missouri derails. Mass casualty trailer sent to scene
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
One dead, one in surgery after shooting over a) a beautiful woman, b) a large amount of money, c) a mayo sandwich
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Sat June 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
OMG guiz Amazon Prime is opening up Prime Day specials early because they love us so much. How are you going to celebrate Jeff Bezos' generosity and more importantly what will you buy? And how much of it will you buy? BUY NOW BUY NOW
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2 Girls 1 Liver
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're making a movie about the insurrection, you won't have to re-create the scene where Pence is asked to use the 25th Amendment to seize power from Trump. Here it is
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Alexa, creep me out"
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Celibacy is good for society, not just because it takes people like you out of the gene pool
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I didn't realize I had bad parents until I became a mother"
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Tue June 21, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
How does an Aussie fend off a giant saltwater crocodile that's trying to eat them? With a frying pan like you would with a run amuck husband
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
'Knockout blow coming' in war once Ukraine gets their new weapons, says retired US general after first Russian vessel is destroyed by West's harpoon missile
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Sun June 19, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jail isn't fun? Who knew?
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
🎵 🎵 They're knocking me out with those Texican thighs🎵🎵
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Tue June 14, 2022
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
The family that exorcises together, stays in jail together
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
If you heard today's testimony about an "apparently inebriated" Giuliani calling Trump telling him to declare victory, and wondered "what the hell happened to him since 9/11?" Remember this is the guy who gave cops and firemen cancer by lying to them
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Fri June 10, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
JFK will be returning from the dead, again
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge: "I never cease to be amazed at what people do in the name of religion"
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Wed June 08, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
House does the bare minimum
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Foreign gifts to the US looted by looting looter
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Fri June 03, 2022
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
No wiser words have ever been said than, when "you see an oozing coming out of a tomb, there's no way in hell you're going to step in it"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Abortion hypocrisy found in the first place you'd look
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
El Salvador accused of massive human rights violation for having 2% of their adult population in prison. America seen walking away, whistling nonchalantly
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Thu June 02, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Inflammatory bowel disease causes depression and depression causes inflammatory bowel disease? See? Not even good pooping matters anymore
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Wed June 01, 2022
(ESPN)
 
Hero
 
The long-delayed World Cup Qualifier between Scotland and Ukraine is finally happening. Hero tag is for it happening at all
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Mon May 30, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
PSA: When the official asks are there any objections to this couple being married that is not the time to pull a prank
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