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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The pandemic should change the way we talk about dying, from (⊙_⊙) to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Thu July 02, 2020
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Cop posting in support of BLM? That's a firing. Union outrage conspicuously absent
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A billion here, a billion there, starts a becoming real lost money
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(WTOV9 Steubenville-Wheeling)
 
 
 
Everyone's favorite example of what not to do if you win the lottery gets his last bit of bad luck
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hard-working archer on an open plain and other royal families names
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The mathematicians behind JPEG files honored by a prestigious Spanish award. Photos of the event will be imbedded in press release PDFs and distributed. Future family members are expected to treasure these artifacts
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Fri June 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Supreme Court affirms right of Okie Trumpers to be a plague upon the land
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Protip: If your family member is on a ventilator, don't unplug it in order to use the outlet for something else
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Wed June 17, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Relatives of Ahmaud Arbery meet privately with Trump. According to spokesman, the closed-door meeting, which also included other victims' families, became "very contentious"
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Tue June 16, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Golden State Killer accepts offer denied to his victims
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What's the most hilariously and unintentionally wrong thing a family member has ever said to you?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband doesn't want anyone to know I have a higher IQ than him; apparently, he's not only dumb, but his ego is too fragile. Do I have to hide this fact or is he being a complete misogynist jackwagon?"
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The UK's Lloyds Bank fined $81 million for overcharging mortgage customers. Wells Fargo and Bank of America share a sensible chuckle at such Old World pittances
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
50 felines that went from mega-cat-loaf to super lean floofies
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Mon June 08, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
No school. No daycare. No dice
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Space.com)
 
 
 
In keeping with the president's long history of ignoring consent, Trump uses NASA footage, logo, astronauts and their family members in his latest re-election commercial
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A Yale nurse offers up advice on how to be a patient with COVID-19, will soon be crimson-splained by a Harvard one
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Student arrested over crossbow killings of 3 family members following quarrel
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Tue June 02, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
27% of polled Americans don't plan on getting a COVID-19 vaccine, number rises to 40% of Republicans
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My new coworker started during the pandemic; we have yet to meet face to face. But, she and I had a disagreement, which she said was because I was a Taurus. She blames everything on the zodiac. It's nonsense, but I worry she's a cancer. What do?"
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Come visit the Furball Farm Cat Sanctuary, a place where every unwanted feline bad a** gets love on Caturday
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Fri May 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this: A senior Trump administration official misused his office for personal gain
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Our child care system is broken. How can we built a better one?
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Mon May 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for forcing teen to drive him and his lady past coronavirus checkpoint
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Wed May 20, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Give love some soul if I may be quite so bold. Where does it go from here? Is it down to the lake I fear? Ay ay ay ay ay ah. Ay ay ay ay ay ah. Then I called, ring, ring, ring. This is your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Tue May 19, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Pro-tip. When transferring residents from a retirement home due to a COVID-19 outbreak, make sure you do a head count
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jane Roe, of Roe v. Wade, who was the poster child for abortion rights, then the poster child against it, is now the poster child for dead grifters
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Non-compliant Covidiot behavior may be linked to avoidant attachment personality style and underdeveloped socioemotional intelligence. Or maybe they're just more mature than us babies who cling to public-health doctors' apron strings
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
TikTok is so addictive that it appeals to every family member who's willing to be persistently nutty and persistently tracked by China
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
The true death toll in Mexico City from coronavirus appears to be staggering
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GOP congressman introduces legislation to troll Ilhan Omar, but it would likely end up accidentally banning all campaign spending at Trump properties
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump set to express his full support of Dr. Fauci after he issues a stark warning on the risks of reopening the country too soon in his testimony to the Senate
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Another micro "car" that isn't going to save the planet
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I have leftover money in my child's 529 college savings account - where can I cruise?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Looks like we still get to reset clocks during shutdown after all
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Thought Catalog)
 
 
 
My fellow Americans, we are in a relationship with a malignant narcissist. "Never forget: the time when an abuse victim is leaving an abusive relationship can be one of the most dangerous points in the abuse cycle"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Biden opens up a double digit lead over Trump among seniors, presumably 'cause Joe isn't actively trying to kill them
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio uses one heck of a word salad to avoid saying that maybe if you people could do social distancing right the police would leave you alone, probably
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
He never sold a ventilator in his life but promised he could get a shiatload from China. Kushner's peeps didn't see anything hinky about it, passed it to Cuomo. Cuomo, desperate for ventilators, sent $84M contract to random dude in Silicon Valley
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Leader of the free world does re-opening the right way
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There's always a silver lining if you look hard enough - no political canvassers this year
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So it turns out The Big Apple was more like a Johnny Viruseed
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Wed May 06, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We're losing our local colorful characters, village idiots, and resident weirdos to coronavirus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Half of fathers think they're doing most of the homeschooling. 3% of mothers agree
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pelotons are the new toilet paper. You can't deny they both involve @ssholes
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news: Biden can tout his work on 2009 economic recovery as part of campaign. Bad news: HE'S WEARING A TAN SUIT
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news: the number of new NY coronavirus cases are headed down. Bad news: the number of national coronavirus cases, excluding NY, are headed up. Farkward: if you put the two together, new coronavirus cases are looking...flat
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Living without broadband has gone 'from a mild inconvenience to a near impossibility.'" "Obvious" tag in a Starbucks, asking, "Hey, what's the wi-fi password here?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember "desk-hoteling" and "open office" plans that many tech businesses and the federal government insisted were the wave of the future for workspace? In a post Covid-19 world those are clearly going to be a thing of the past
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Mon May 04, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
That thread about how America can't accept 2,000 deaths a day as the new normal, don't worry, you won't have to tolerate that level. It's going to be 3,000 a day instead
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Sun May 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Anti-lockdown protesters in California are now being joined by anti-vaccination activists to form one giant caravan of diseases
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Sat May 02, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Is it Quarantini time for you again? You just might have an everyday drinking problem in these coronavirus times
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's simple when you think about it. Trump fires any government official that is actually competent at their job
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Fri May 01, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You get a cap, and you get a cap, and you get a cap, everybody gets a cap
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
European Central Bank warns of an economic downturn worse than anything seen since the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
30 million
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Wed April 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC officials are hoping against hope that the beaches can be opened this summer for Whitefish season
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Tue April 28, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
2020 was supposed to be a banner year for Air BN&B and then *something* happened, and there's a possibility that that something may also make people realize how insane it is to let total strangers live in your house to being with
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Mon April 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oxford University, which was founded by Donald Trump in 1096, and named after a shoe style he also invented, takes the lead in Coronavirus vaccination trials
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
President Pusherman
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Is there a better question to ask someone in a pandemic than "How ARE you?"
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Sun April 26, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mr. Blonde would like to remind everyone to stay home, stay safe
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Sat April 25, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Nervous Republicans see the S.S. Trump sinking, and taking the Senate down with him
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Reopening has begun, and may the odds be ever in your favor
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What are you waiting for in these quarantined coronavirus times? Now is the perfect time to get a dog
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pandemic or not, I shall have my rally crowd
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Even a poor state can stop coronavirus from spreading. Difficulty level: woman Democratic governor
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Men are better than women at fighting coronavirus because they just want to get the hell out of the store is a thing an elected official shouldn't say out loud
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Missouri pork plant workers say they can't cover mouths to cough, and that's just boarish
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Thu April 23, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bezos has returned from his hidden volcano island lair
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(Geekologie)
 
 
 
"Daddy, what was it like around the house before I was born?" "I can't lie, Junior--sometimes things were a little stupid"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
JPMorgan Chase, Citibank, and U.S. Bank prioritized the applications of their wealthiest clients before helping the poors. Guillotine prices spike on news
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How do I deal with a friend who thinks the Coronavirus is a hoax?
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Wed April 22, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
5 rules for sheltering in place with nofarkingways, nopes, and well okays
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oil up the tiny violin strings, the American oil industry is now "living a nightmare" and bracing for devastation
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Looks like China stole Russian trollbots' IP to send its viral disinformation viral
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Tue April 21, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The pluses and minuses of having a roommate during the coronavirus quarantine
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Mon April 20, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
DropBox paid white hat hackers to find Zoom vulnerabilities, turning up dozens. Zoom took months to get around to fixing them
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Truckers are again becoming 'Knights of the Highways'
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has done nothing and run out of ideas to stop Covid-19, so he'll now do what he knows best: blame gubmint
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Sun April 19, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
On March 1, 2020, a Brooklyn bar owner decided to proceed on a cruise, because "He watched Fox [News], and [he] believed it [coronavirus] was under control." You can see where this is going
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Literary giants who wrote kids' books: Vonnegut, Joyce, Woolf, Huxley--and Hemingway, whose entry tells the tale of a lion who leaves Africa for Venice in search of a dry martini made with Gordon's gin
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Dude offed himself. Sad." "Well, he tested positive. Coronavirus death." "But--" "Forget it, Jake. It's statistics"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Evidently pivot tables don't solve everything
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why noted liberal Michael Savage is blasting Hannity and the right-wing media for their ignorance concerning the coronavirus
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Why are American men so weird about getting gifts? Why is that question three words too long?
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy may do what's right and reinstate hero Capt. Crozier to the command of carrier Roosevelt
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You won't believe this, but the Trump Administration's "Opening Our Country Council" has run into its own opening problems
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bella Thorne removed clothes on Instagram. Something about showing boobies or was it the color blue. I can't remember and you're not still reading this anyways
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meet Happy Science, the fringe Japanese sect claiming it can cure Covid-19. BONUS: Buddha, Jesus, Freddie Mercury, U.F.O.s, lost continents, and demonic warfare. With that line-up, it may have a shot
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How's Sweden doing with its coronavirus non-distancing? Well, at this rate, Ikea will start offering the Köffin
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Tue April 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While the world may see Japan as a futuristic land of humanoid robots and intelligent toilets, inside its offices, managers maintain a fierce devotion to paper files, fax machines, business card exchanges and face-to-face meetings
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Tired of the same old comfort food during quarantine? How about a nice heaping bowl of congee? (w/recipe)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You'll be pleased to know that the 93 year old woman with the "I need beer" sign now has 10 cases of Coors Light. Also, beer has vitamins
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Mon April 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Marriott convinced the FTC to allow them to buy Starwood, now they're furloughing most of their staff while voting for pay raises to the board
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Business Roundtable CEOs pledged to run their companies for the benefit of workers & communities, not just shareholders. Now many of those companies are furloughing employees after using cash for stock buy backs, dividends, & executive compensation
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Sun April 12, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The cost of not shutting down Florida's Spring Break has started being tallied
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Surprise: Americans don't like vegetables. Obvious tag explodes again
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Please continue to stay the feck at home, unless you want to be intubated by a proctologist
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Fri April 10, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Brits practicing social distancing are gorging on BBC
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Drop everything in these coronavirus times for New York: Sandra Lee is in close contact with her ex, Governor Andrew Cuomo, during the crisis: "He's still my guy". Okay let the dying continue and here's some cooking advice. Still not denying he has pieced nipples
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not screwed enough by the recession, Millennials are even more screwed by the coming depression, expect to be blamed for it as well
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Sappy: Walking your daughter down the aisle on her wedding day. Sad: Realizing you won't be able to because you're dying from lung disease. Spiffy: Staging the moment so you'll both have the memories. Creepy: Dude, your daughter is only 10
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
This is like the beginning of a horror movie. Keep Carol Anne away from the TV
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news: Total hospitalizations in NY rose by only 200 yesterday. Bad news: Because 799 beds were "freed" up
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, the choice is clear. Get your asses back to work right now or we will shoot this economy
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Wed April 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Is ordering all this takeout food during this coronavirus pandemic supporting restaurants or just endangering their workers?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
2001: Never Forget 2020: Immediately Forget
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Tue April 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Where have all the heart attacks ..ack..acks gone since this coronavirus pandemic began?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's aggressive advocacy of hydroxychloroquine to treat COVID-19 has divided the medical community into two camps, one saying "We don't know if it works," and another saying "We don't know if it works... DUMBASS"
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Mon April 06, 2020
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Timeline set to diverge into one of two future Americas, depending on Democrats' willingness to blame Trump for his own actions. Tag is for likely outcome
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump starts encouraging supporters to poison themselves with aquarium cleaner again
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Sun April 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Attention Nursing Home Employees: The time to tell a dying woman's son that she tested positive for Coronavirus is BEFORE he spends 5 hours kissing her goodbye
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Sat April 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump: Government will pay for care of uninsured COVID-19 patients. NYT: That unfairly punishes blue states with more insured people
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The FIRE movement: "financial independence, retire early. (and put your savings in the stock market.)" Ooops
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Emergency room doctor from New Hampshire moves into his brother's building to battle the coronavirus in New York. His building co-op board shows they don't know the meaning of the word "co-op"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The 1000 bed USS Comfort, docked in Manhattan to relieve overwhelmed NYC hospitals, has a whopping 20 patients aboard because it bars patients with numerous preexisting conditions
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Thu April 02, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It needs to be said - spraying Lysol on what you are about to eat is a bad idea. Despite those 1950s ads
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump Crime Syndicate begging Palm Beach County and international mob financiers Deustche Bank for money
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Wed April 01, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
White House economist's study from 2019 warned a pandemic could kill a half million Americans and devastate the economy. A study? You should have turned that into a TV show. With fighting gorillas. Maybe then someone would have paid attention
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Simple farmers. People of the land. The common clay of the Midwest. You know... morons
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wimbledon, the world's oldest Grand Slam tennis tournament, has officially been canceled. This is not a repeat from 1945
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Feds receive a COVID stimulus bill almost twice as large as the combined budgets of all 50 States, then tells the States that this is really a State matter and they are on their own
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Social distancing might be working says internet connected thermometer company
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Mon March 30, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Iraq
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Sun March 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gee, if only the Obama Administration had planned to order a new, cheaper, better ventilator for the national stockpile we'd be fine right now. What? They did do that? And the "free market" screwed the pooch? Ya don't say
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If coronavirus scares you, Fox suggests sticking your fingers in your ears and saying "la-la-la-la-la-la" over and over again. That's what Trump does
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Sat March 28, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Don't wear masks you morons, they won't protect you. The New Hotness: Maybe everyone should wear masks, possibly protecting others from asymptomatic virus shedders
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
QAnon and Judicial Watch alert us to the danger that is Dr. Fauci: "Dr. Fauci is in love w/ crooked @HillaryClinton. More reasons not to trust him"
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Fri March 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dog walking businesses are getting hurt badly, all because of you self-isolation work-at-home types during this coronavirus pandemic
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Thu March 26, 2020
(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Kurt Sutter reveals the meaning of the homeless woman on Sons of Anarchy. Though to be fair he could also be having a stroke or tripping balls. Though a religion with a Holy Goat does sound interesting
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Subby is 100% convinced he and is friends will be the ones who won't get infected
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Wed March 25, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The man from New York's coronavirus briefings - articulate, consistent and often tinged with empathy - have become must-see television. Then there are the briefings from the other man who came out of New York sitting in the White House
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a move that's sure to not bite them in the ass, Indians are chasing doctors out of town because they fear Corona spread
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dispatches from the Coronavirus Pandemic: "I work in a crowded call center, and the CEO is forcing us to come to work"
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Sat March 21, 2020
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Rich Russians are hoarding ventilators. Poor Russians: the system screws you
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Fri March 20, 2020
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Rush Township, PA police would like you to know that they will pick up your medication from the drug store or bring you food if you are stuck in your house
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(PhD Comics)
 
 
 
Are you a grad student suddenly stuck at home and need an excuse to take a break from writing your thesis? PhD Comics has you covered. Both PhD movies are free to stream for the duration of the emergency
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
People have become defensive about their hangovers, because they don't want people to think they actually have the coronavirus
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Coronavirus crisis highlights Trump's signature achievement as president: He has so destroyed the public trust in government institutions and the media that no one currently knows WHERE to turn for trustworthy advice about the pandemic
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sparkly former Sheriff David Clarke (R-eally suspicious jail cell deaths) removed from twitter for spreading coronavirus rumors. One checkmark away from VIP room in hell
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Sun March 15, 2020
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
"At first, I was worried that we might have it half as bad as Italy. I can tell you from what I have now witnessed, we are Italy"
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The Internet can't save us from loneliness in this Coronavirus pandemic ...or can it it? Let's find out together
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(Independent)
 
 
 
UK health minister: Right, we're not banning events because our Step One is give 60% of our population coronavirus. Step two is -- wait, why are you complaining?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Can you imagine a more effective way to spread a respiratory virus than sending one or two family members (children) off to mix with hundreds of others, having them return to their families in the evening, and repeating that process every day?"
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Thu March 12, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Celebrity Race Across the World doesn't seem like a great idea right now
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Roll over. Speak. Sit. Stay (alive). Absolutely we're spending to keep the best things in our lives around
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
GOP votes for Coronavirus patients to go back to work preparing your food
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Wed March 11, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
"They know who the f**k I am." There's your Answer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two weeks ago today: This Liberal Hoax is only 15 people and will be near zero in a couple days. Today's reality: Liberal hoax surpasses 1000 Americans across all political lines
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Mon March 09, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son is 11; his dad and I divorced when he was young. He sees his dad as mandated by agreements. Lately he's been very clingy to me. I can't leave him alone without hearing him complain or greet me as a liberator when I return. Is this normal?"
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Sun March 08, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Not The Onion: Man infected with coronavirus goes to bars 'to spread the virus'
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