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Thu June 21, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Denmark's players paid for a private jet so defender Jonas Knudsen could fly home and see his new-born daughter after the World Cup win over Peru
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kate Spade's dad died of a broken heart. The day before his daughter's funeral
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
It's not every day you can get away with impersonating the Prime Minister of Morocco just to get a table at a restaurant, but yet here we are
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump yesterday: We will keep a "zero tolerance" policy on prosecuting families caught illegally crossing the border. Trump administration today: Yeah, we're gonna stop prosecuting families caught illegally crossing the border. Also today: we never said that
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Today's scripture reading comes from the book of Ezekiel, chapter 25, verse 17
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Family members of immigrants illegally detained in concentration camps are posting negative reviews of the accommodations on Facebook
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, Resistance Genealogy is a thing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey you, yes you, stop staring at Elastigirl's butt
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Wed June 20, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says he'll back off his administration's family separation policy, and manages to blame Obama for it. The shiatshow continues at The White House. The resistance continues here. It's your MSNBC thread. Strong drinks start at 8 p.m. ET
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Miss Complicit truly, truly cares about the poor migrant children. No seriously. Stop laughing, she really, really, really does
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Bourdain's squeeze Asia Argento's message to the world: Life's a biatch and then you die
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump hotel discovers DC liquor laws require license-holder to be of "good character." Ruh-roh
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Teenager sent to hospital because of venomous A: Snake? B: Spider? or C: Caterpillar?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Those kids Trump is stealing from parents? No idea how they're going to reunite them, if ever
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Not news: Same-sex marriage. News: Royal Family to have same-sex marriage
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah on Trump's TV Cabinet defending his immigration policies: "What the f*ck?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump supporters weigh in on family separation crisis. Their responses, and pictures, are what you'd expect
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard you like autoplay ads in your private messages so we're putting autoplay ads in Messenger. Enjoy - love, Facebook
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ten things Republicans can do about family separation at the border instead of doing nothing, including harvesting unicorn farts for renewable energy
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(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Nine students arrested after turning in textbooks, throwing left & right hooks during Last Day Melee
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(Slate)
 
 
 
My husband refuses to get a vasectomy despite the fact that I've told him to on multiple occasions. Should I start withholding sex from him until he obeys?
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(PBS)
 
 
 
A big talking point excusing taking kids is they need to do it 'the right way.'. So, naturally, here is a story about a family seeking asylum at a port of entry having their 1-year old baby taken
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
25-year-old man arrested after he climbed a balcony and told a 12-year-old girl he was looking for a party. Suspect said he would not be pressing charges against the girl's mom for yelling at him, which caused him to fall
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have been married for 23 years; we have 4 children. He started picking fights with me; we saw a marriage counselor. I learned he'd had affairs and our counselor told him not to tell me. Who should I be angrier at?"
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
On the channel that used to be ABC Family and housed the 700 Club two women have a frank discussion about cunnilingus, lesbian cunnilingus during prime time. Prime time indeed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Math problem: DHS Secretary says immigration fraud cases are up 315%. This means 0.25% of total cases were fraudulent, or 191 total fraud cases. So explain to the class, Madam Secretary, why were over 2,000 families separated in the last 6 weeks?
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump administration is tossing the parents back over the border and keeping the kids for...wait, why are they keeping the kids?
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump administration is tossing the parents back over the border and keeping the kids for...wait, why are they keeping the kids?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Reset the rapper clock
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Couple raising 14 boys say they have no regrets, clean socks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And now the UN weighs in on Trump's family separation policy. I'm sure Trump will change his ways now that he has a chance of receiving a sternly-worded letter
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Family Matters, but not much
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Incredibles 2 now comes with a warning thanks to animators' bright idea. Tag is for audience reaction
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Commandant Nielsen: We do not apologize for breaking up families, in fact how do we know these even are families? Perhaps these aren't children but very short criminals like in that Bugs Bunny cartoon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are not very good at parenting. Probably because their kid keeps beating up Tommy Lee
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway claimed that "nobody likes" the Trump administration policy. Gee, if only she could find someone in the administration who has the power to change his own policy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Angered at the outpouring of rage and support for immigrants, alt right rage Barbie Tomi Lahren demands to know "where the passion is for American citizens"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The last project this man did with his father was build his own coffin
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is the document immigrants get before having their children taken from them
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Sun June 17, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Some guys tuck their favorite car inside their garage, this Aussie keeps a spaceship tucked away inside his garage for his new short film
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Harvard students penetrate deep into continent in order to conduct anthropological study
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(Some Spontn80)
 
 
 
"Dear Daddy" - What would you say to your Dad today if you could? What did your kids say to you? Our 11th year
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Sat June 16, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
For the price of a small San Francisco apartment, you can now buy 300 acres and a small California town
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
I doooooooooooooo, thud
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Does anyone know this 105-year-old's Fark handle?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Blue Lou reportedly inconsolable
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump told a female reporter to be quiet. Anyone wanna guess how well that turned out?
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LaVar Ball discusses his wife's major stroke in his usual tactful manner
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(Illinois State Journal-Register)
 
 
 
"They go for your jugular," says Georgia grandmother who killed a rabid bobcat with her bare hands
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Hey, hey, hey. Bill Cosby has fired his entire legal team
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Art of the Squeal
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here is how the American family has changed in the last 50 years, so basically there is no such thing as a typical American family anymore
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Family, dog, discover The Incredible Journey takes a lot longer without a cat
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Fathers' rights activist threatens to get his balls out on morning breakfast show - three female hosts hit panic button
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Thu June 14, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump yells angrily with a red face which is a sure sign that he's innocent, like when all children yell and scream and stomp their feet. You know they didn't punch their sister. She's lying
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
When these two little girls' balloon to heaven landed in this Good Samaritan's back yard, he heard their prayers and set up a GoFundMe for their medical expenses and for an epileptic service dog. As opposed to a normal dog, I guess
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Target pulls out of selling "baby daddy" cards for Father's Day
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Never one to ignore a repurposing opportunity, Bono dedicates inspirational song to Anthony Bourdain during U2 show at the Apollo, a song originally inspired by death of Michael Hutchence
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Wed June 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken marry the crocodile? Because Crocodooladoo is a great family name
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(Page Six)
 
Boobies
 
Rudy Giuliani bragged about affair, saying the woman's breasts weigh about 9-11 lbs each
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NFL field goal kicker Graham Gano had to be "That Guy" during a family kickball game. Dad, really? REALLY?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Make me sign my kid out at the office? It's ass whuppin' time
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
"Honey, I'm home" "BUT YOU'RE DEAD" "I got better"
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
"Honey, I'm home" "BUT YOU'RE DEAD" "I got better"
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Troll Level: Grandmaster
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(Twitter)
 
Boobies
 
Porn plotlines have changed in 40 years
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
Woofday
 
Pit bull puppy saves family from fire, carries baby out of danger by diaper. Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
'What's this snake doing slithering around my mom's nursing home room?'
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother uses taco to distract fake cop. It was either fish or pork, depending on which punchline you want
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother uses taco to distract fake cop. It was either fish or pork, depending on which punchline you want
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Does having your wedding photos taken in front of a raging wildfire even count as news anymore?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have been married for 15 years. Recently, he lost his father; this sparked a discussion about getting our affairs in order. We're in our 40s. His whole family got plots next to his dad. I did not get one. What do?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have been married for 15 years. Recently, he lost his father; this sparked a discussion about getting our affairs in order. We're in our 40s. His whole family got plots next to his dad. I did not get one. What do?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Never yell at your children in public; however, it IS okay to yell at other adults who might happen to glance in your direction when your child is completely nuts
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Kitchen towels can kill you and your family. Unless you're a vegetarian, in which case you can steam the towels and serve them over brown rice
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania, judge rules that apologizing after your kidnapping attempt doesn't reduce the severity of your kidnapping attempt, and it is not totally bogus for the cops to use your DNA from the apology letter to identify you
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The prevailing advice from a man who has eaten everything from rotten shark to sheep testicles? "Try and plan as little as possible"
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
You are going on a 35-minute drive. Do you a) make sure you have plenty of gas. b) buckle your seat belt. or c) put the kids in dog carriers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A man has been arrested for the murder of a door-to-door debt collector. Subby is conflicted... What? Oh, subby is sad, that's it sad
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
LeBron James says free agency depends on his family. Meaning asking them which part of Los Angeles they would like to move to
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(Vox)
 
 
 
One of the many lies depression tells you is that you should feel ashamed of being its victim
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Sat June 09, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
There is no law that says your local pharmacy has to fax a prior authorization to your doctor to make sure you get the life saving medications you need, but the Massachusetts State Supreme Court says that they should probably do that anyway. Probably
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eunice Gayson, who starred as Sylvia Trench, the first Bond girl, has died at age 90
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(BBC)
 
 
 
8-year old boy becomes youngest person to climb 450 ft high Old Man of Hoy sea stack, raises money for cancer charity and makes his terminally ill mum proud. His brass balls will be enormous when they eventually drop
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Chrysalis returns to exact her revenge on Starlight Glimmer and the Mane 6 Will there be exposition about a complicated plot, or will she just hire a hitpony? Find out on My Little Pony - The Mean 6 this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Son: Hey dad, I'm running for Congress and you're pretty popular with the kids, how about an endorsement. Dad: No
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here it is just in time for 'Murica, the devastating story about the human toll of the Trump administration's inhumane treatment of immigrants and their children
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here it is just in time for 'Murica, the devastating story about the human toll of the Trump administration's inhumane treatment of immigrants and their children
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Soft drink company says it will help its rivals with legal expenses
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Thu June 07, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Instead of bicycle, box contained bearded dragon. Would not order again"
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Couple loses custody of daughter due to a) alcoholism, b) parental abuse, c) receiving bad advice from God via a stuffed lion speaking in tongues
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Video shows boy playing Slip-and-Slide with plastic green alligator. PLOT TWIST: then the real thing shows up
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Wed June 06, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ugly ass welfare recipients plan on having copious amounts of unprotected sex in order to produce even more ugly ass welfare recipients
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
"Kushner would habitually put in a stream of Requests For Information after he had seen the PDB or other briefings. These RFIs related to places where his family or the Trump Organisation had business interests, or wanted to have them." Oh Jared
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
The family of the late Chris Farley has filed a federal lawsuit against Trek Bicycle for naming its fat-tired bikes Farley, saying the bike company misappropriated Farley's name and traded on his "fat guy" brand of comedy
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Massive blaze engulfs Mandarin Oriental hotel in London's Knightsbridge area
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It now costs one gazillion dollars a year to maintain health care for a family of four. The silver lining is the costs have levelled off
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
In other news, they both had pureed carrots for lunch, need a diaper change, and it's about their nap time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Very hungry caterpillar has operation to remove bits of 8-month old baby from its mouth. Wait, strike that, reverse it
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Body of man 'obsessed' with Breaking Bad is found wrapped in plastic in New Mexico desert. Strangely not part of the script
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
With all due respect Mr. Clinton, could you please take a page from W, and just STFU and disappear?
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
It started as your run-of-the-mill obituary. By the fifth sentence you expect a banner flown from a plane reading "WELCOME TO HELL, MOM"
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
"A heroic story involving a turtle, goose, and unicorn played out this weekend in West Des Moines, and the whole thing was caught on video"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Our son has ADHD but is lazy; he gets out of homework and plays video games. Our daughter is the exact opposite; studious and serious. My wife stays at home; she ignores our daughter in favor of our son. How can I get things equal?"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist dies after crashing into bear in Oregon. Should have worn a bell
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Rob Ford's brother embezzled millions from his dead brother's widow and kids to prop up his failing business as he runs for leader of Ontario on a pro-business agenda. But he's NOTHING like Trump. Believe me
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Rob Ford's brother embezzled millions from his dead brother's widow and kids to prop up his failing business as he runs for leader of Ontario on a pro-business agenda. But he's NOTHING like Trump. Believe me
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Mon June 04, 2018
(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
You know, striking and killing a black man with your truck might just have been a horrible accident, but if you go home and chat online with your buddies about how you just killed "some [n-word]" and use a smiley emoticon, people are gonna double check
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC complains about his hard, hard life
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC complains about his hard, hard life
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Used to be, Florida was tough. Nowadays, everyone gets their panties in a bunch over a gator rearranging their porch furniture
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Best childhood friends find out five decades later that they are actually sisters after DNA tests
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Family can't necessarily make you crazy, but they can drive you there
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Another side effect of Brexit? The UK could run out of petrol and food if no true accord is reached
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Customs officials steal family's entire life savings and after 90 days are still scrabbling for a bogus reason to keep the stolen money
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
It's a Florida mystery. Someone keeps mailing these Florida people $8000 in cash and they want to put a stop to it
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
The CMCs want to join the School of Friendship even they are the best of friends already. Do they want to run a secret cookie bakery out of the basement? Find out on My Little Pony - Marks for Effort this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Man kidnaps family to do yard chores, makes them recite the pledge of allegiance
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, remember all of the joking that they should just keep Roseanne going except do the old Valerie Harper thing and call it "Roseanne's Family"? Well, that may not be a joke anymore
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dear Cop: Is it illegal to marry your first cousin in Indiana?
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Fri June 01, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
30-year-old son finally moves out of home...but not before calling the cops 'cause dad wouldn't let him look for his Legos
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My brother's fiancée blocked me on Facebook around my wedding. She told me it was because I had him walk down the aisle with my best friend and bridesmaid; she was outraged I put him with another woman. Do I need to apologize for it?"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Roseanne Barr "begged" ABC executives not to cancel her show
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Thu May 31, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
$4 to cover 1% of the damages the cop were responsible for after shooting a black man through his own garage door, then finding the gun they said he aimed at them was in his back pocket
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A pill normally used to treat toenail infections could actually help cure bowel cancer, says study from the Don't Make Me Plant My Foot Up Your Ass Institute
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Matt LeBlanc will no longer be on Top
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee calls Ivanka a "feckless c**t." So I guess Bee is, um, feckful? Fecked? Feckish or fecky? And what's a c**t? Chat? Coat? Cart? Clot? Coot? Cent?
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
"Hep A and Fears of Eating Out" subby stopped there and lingered a bit
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Fish curry recipe - the secret ingredient is peanut butter
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NRA: The vets love us. Vets: No, actually we don't
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Rockies fan was wondering why the foul ball was getting bigger and then it hit him
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Black Panther" stuntman covers rent money for family of fruit vendors beaten & robbed at gas station. Now if they can find an Infinity Gauntlet for the perps
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Greatest First Lady ever comes back in fighting shape, knocks out Hillary, tells liberal media to go to hell, saves America. Or pretty close to that
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(DW)
 
 
 
Headline: Pew survey of Europeans reveals 19 percent of Germans would disapprove of a Jewish family member. Article: Italians, British, and Austrians are even more bigoted
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(WSFA)
 
 
 
Probably a bad omen for an 8-year-old guest grabbed and mauled by a kangaroo in your safari attraction when your logo's lifted from "Jurassic Park"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I agreed to help my boss out with a site he runs outside of work. Then I found out it his "side project" is translating hentai. What should I do?"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Remains of US pilot shot down over Vietnam finally returning home. Jeez, how high was that guy flying?
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Andy Lincoln is quitting The Walking Dead, will exit in the upcoming ninth season
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor Eric Greitens (R) expected to announce resignation to spend more time with family, amateur photography hobby *UPDATE: It's official
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Panama City: come for the sunshine, stay for the vortex flinging pool noodles at your family
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Kylie Minogue sure doesn't look fifty
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Mon May 28, 2018
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
CHP cruiser knocks down motorcyclist on memorial ride, then arrests him for good measure
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
I hate my parents' favoring my younger sister. She and her baby hang out with them all week, and gets them and Grandma to feed the kid. When I visit with my child, they don't take care of us. I told Mom and Dad they should stop indulging sis
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(My Champlain Valley)
 
 
 
Vermont State Troopers are asking for help naming their new bomb sniffing dog. Since you're reading this on Fark, you know what to do
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Man pleads no contest to 5-year-old girl's rape, sentenced to 90 days of house arrest and doesn't have to register as sex offender. Article sums it up perfectly: "Burgess is very wealthy"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Torchwood cast reunited for a family photo
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to teenage car culture? When youths would go cruising down the streets listening to their bebop and drinking milkshakes? Those were the days
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Hey, America. Could you do us all a favor and stop exporting your stupidity and election conspiracy theories to the rest of the world?
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
How To Lose Friends, And Make Your Family Hate You, Too
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
You ever have one of your parents or in-laws demand the grandkids call them by a specific name? What would you do if your mother-in-law insisted she was called "Nama?"
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
DEA apologizes after a SWAT team kicks in the door of a wrong house and throws a flash grenade in a child's room
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Sorcery Act of 1971 makes it illegal to kill people with black magic? Good to know
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Spike hits adolescence, and adolescence hits him right back -- HARD. Can he ever show his face in public now that these growths have sprouted from him? Find out on My Little Pony - The Molt this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(don't like Trump voters)
 
 
 
I despise Trumpers; family ties, regrets. or no. They voted the most vile candidate since A Jackson, despite all info. I hope all of them have a horrible life. no sympathy. Am I a bad person?
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Amazon claims "unlikely" string of events led to Echo's recording of family's private chat and sending it to random person
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man tries to shoot down drone hovering near his home. Fires seven 9mm rounds. None of which hit the aerial intruder
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Group of friends who dig along the beaches in Normandy in hopes of unearthing dog tags worn by soldiers who landed there during World War II reunites one with family in Indiana
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Brazilian soccer legend Ronaldinho to wed his fiancees. May score twice in one night for the first time in his life
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Thu May 24, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For some reason, here is a picture of Liam Gallagher with a couple young clones and Selena Gomez
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Moby compares Morrissey to a "weird drunk uncle." This is a fight we needed
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ten of the top 20 drunkest cities in America are in Wisconsin
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Quitting smoking can be stressful. There are many ways to alleviate this stress, but the most effective method is to start smoking again
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Like Make a Wish Foundation, but in reverse
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Like Make a Wish Foundation, but in reverse
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Attention drivers: Bear right ... Bear right ... BEAR RIGHT
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Need some proof that a man marrying a woman half his age can really work? Let's catch up with entertainment icon Dick Van Dyke, 92, and his 46-year-old "child bride"
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Family opens natural cemetery in Montana, one without embalming and caskets, just like the ones Mafia families have been running for years in the New Jersey swamps
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anthony Hopkins doesn't care about relationship with estranged child, is taking a low-key approach
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(Jay Gatsby)
 
 
 
Now you can spend the night in the house where Zelda and F. Scott Fitzgerald cheated on Link
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After he was killed in a car accident, victim's dad made sure his son's girlfriend had a date to the Prom. Is it dusty in here or what?
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Man on the street catches little girl falling from 5 meters above, tears leg muscle in process. "I would cry for my incompetence if I failed, but I succeeded. They were joyful tears"
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Man on the street catches little girl falling from 5 meters above, tears leg muscle in process. "I would cry for my incompetence if I failed, but I succeeded. They were joyful tears"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(AOL)
 
 
 
Man who rammed restaurant was 'having breakdown,' according to pastor. Really? Because it sounds like his car was working just fine
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Man who rammed restaurant was 'having breakdown,' according to pastor. Really? Because it sounds like his car was working just fine
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(Metro)
 
 
 
So, new parents are encouraging friends and families to make appointments to see their newborns. What a conceited, terrible idea. OR IS IT?
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Student graduating from Christian-based homeschool angry because Publix refused to put cum on his cake
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One of the teens killed in the latest school shooting told her parents two weeks ago that the killer told her he was going to kill her. After the shooting the Dad asked why the teachers didn't see this coming
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Mon May 21, 2018
(NBA)
 
 
 
San Antonio is replacing their Silver Dancers with a family-friendly coed 'hype team'
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle has a rubber chicken museum now. Clark Griswold points the Family Truckster North
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Stuck coaster rider gets on Facebook live while 223 atop Valravn at Cedar Point
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Stuck coaster rider gets on Facebook live while 223 atop Valravn at Cedar Point
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Talking with Val Kilmer who showed off his custom Funko Pop toys at comic con
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"What if no children went to school until gun laws changed to keep them safe? My family is all in if we can do this at scale"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The real problem is, in fact, guns
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Sun May 20, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Killing dozens of innocent people in Iraq wasn't enough to imprison world-class asshat Erik Prince. Lying to Congress under oath? Welcome to Pelican Bay
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Signs of the apocalypse: the Northeast is building arks due to torrential flooding, the British Royal Family is not 100% white, and National Review has a surprisingly non-derpy opinion on mass shootings
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
It's Hearts and Hooves Day and Big Mac has big romantic plans for Sugar Belle. If you watched this show enough you know a horrible fate awaits him. It's My Little Pony - The Break Up Breakdown this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Finnish study finds that depressed, mentally ill, and psychologically controlling parents make it difficult for children to establish friendships in grade school. albeit "Scandinavian parenting styles may not be generalizable to parents elsewhere"
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Fri May 18, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Family reunited with dog that was lost nearly 5 years ago, haven't told him yet that the cat has taken over
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former billionaire 'Catwoman' files for bankruptcy after blowing through her fortune, making bad plastic surgery decisions
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Local woman is really happy to have been arrested for a fatal DWI crash. You'd hit it jokes to the left, burn in hell comments to the right
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren manages to masterfully botch her response to the revelation she's descended from non-English speaking immigrants
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(The Daily Progress)
 
 
 
Boyd Tinsley has been dumped from the Dave Matthews Band. Hopefully not over the Chicago River
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NASCAR is in the 10th straight year of declining attendance and ratings, and the France family may just put the whole thing up for sale. IPO to be sponsored by Marlboro, STP, and Monster Energy Drinks
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The real reason Meghan Markle is marrying Prince Harry: To hide away from her crazy family
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
How members of the British royal family get their last names. 'Earl of Dumbass' already claimed in the politics tab
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Boy has rare condition that is turning him to stone. Family hopes Ser Jorah Mormont, Samwell Tarly can help
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We are the 9.9% and we're pulling the ladder up behind us
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
45-year-old single mom and Connecticut dishwasher takes some time off each spring to return home to visit family. And to summit Mt. Everest, which she just did for the ninth time
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Trolls? Well, they're gonna troll. And if they're gonna troll, then what better place than the Cheesecake Factory? Amirite?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Sword-wielding men attack Sumatran police station in terror act immediately claimed by ISIS, who apparently can't afford guns anymore
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Former Roy Moore aide Rich Hobson running for AL congressional seat releases new campaign slogan: An AR-15 Defense Rifle in every home
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
It seems the Royal Family has finally branched when it comes to marrying crazy: Meet the Markle family
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
We've reached the "Steal groceries from Liberals shopping at Whole Foods" part of the Trump narrative
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So how much money do you need to be considered wealthy in America?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Meet the Waltons, a family worth more than Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Bad day: getting an eviction notice. Fark: from your parents. Ultra fark: you're 30 years old
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My daughter has started calling my stepmother 'grandma;' this has made my birth mother jealous. She lives across the country and we see her twice a year. She told my daughter to stop calling the other women grandma. What do I do?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My daughter has started calling my stepmother 'grandma;' this has made my birth mother jealous. She lives across the country and we see her twice a year. She told my daughter to stop calling the other women grandma. What do I do?"
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Tue May 15, 2018
(AOL)
 
 
 
White House Inmate #30756 Kellyanne Conway suggests Trump administration officials are using the media to 'shiv' each other
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: One of my old college friends--who is now 50--has long been an uncle to my two kids. Our daughter is 19 and attending college near him; he has spent time with her and confessed he's falling in love with her. What do we have to do?"
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Chargers head coach fulfills promise to his mother, graduates on Mother's Day weekend
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. I'm afraid there will be a short delay. We have to taxi back to the terminal in search of a new tail for our plane"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"In a village where girls were not sent to schools or allowed to work, an old woman holding a pistol and following her passion was odd and invited ridicule." Although probably not for long
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Sun May 13, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
This Mother's Day, why not try something the whole family can do together, like suicide bombing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oakland residents throw a huge barbecue and invite everyone except the woman who called cops on the black family barbecuing in the same park
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Huge Rockefeller art auction raises world record $832 million as buyers stay right to the bidder end
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party to the British House of Commons
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Family Guy renewed for a 16th season and... oh my god who the hell cares
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A farewell to the most dependable member of the family: The washing machine
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Racked)
 
 
 
So what, exactly, IS "mom hair"?
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
AJ and Dash take the Friendship 6 on a teamwork learning field trip. Will egos collide? Will any of them survive? Will there be pie? Find out on My Little Pony - Non-Compete Clause this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Vox)
 
 
 
This Mother's Day, get your mom what she really wants: Paid parental leave for all future parents
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Is it okay for children to urinate in the park?
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Fri May 11, 2018
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
"People have wondered when decency would hit rock bottom with this administration. It happened yesterday"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
You mean that a 6th grade teacher asking their students' HIV status before a class trip is unacceptable?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
French family at Dutch safari park learns that reality is less like "Tarzan" and more like "Jurassic Park." NSFW language as several pairs of pantalons are filled with merde
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox Business tortures Thomas McInerney by refusing to book him for future appearances on the network
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: One of my oldest friends is getting married. My mother wants to crash the wedding and silently observe. She has always mocked him for his weight, equating thinness with success. She'll cause a scene. How can I thwart her attempts?"
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Thu May 10, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Member of Trump's administration mocks John McCain for being close to death. Stay classy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It is better to ask for forgiveness than for permission. Unless you build your house 30 inches too tall and the town council says, "Fark you, tear it down." Then you should have asked for permission first
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Deadpool apologizes to David Beckham for helium crack in first film
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Body of burglar lays in open casket under gazebo outside mother's house for three days. It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Body of burglar lays in open casket under gazebo outside mother's house for three days. It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Holy Frith, have they called the Owsla?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: Military pay hasn't gone up in 10 years. Narrator: It's gone up every year
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man visits porn site, gets following email:"Given Above mentioned software forced selfie camera of yours notebook computer. And this way I have black PR package against you. On that vidoerecord [sic] you flog the dummy"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Geena Davis tells her 4th husband that she wants to start a league of her own
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You somehow get included on a group text with a bunch of people that aren't in your address book. What do you do?
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Wed May 09, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Sixers win to keep the series going? Or will the Celtics finish them off and advance to play LeBron James and the Cavaliers? Is there a basketball version of goon juice? The game begins at 8:00 PM ET on TNT
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sir Alex Ferguson wakes up from coma, immediately asks for match score
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I live in a big city; I am white, married, heterosexual, and cisgender. We have a lot of LGBTQ friends; however, they mock my 'vanilla' sex life and say my husband and I are unnatural for not being poly. Should I get new friends?"
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(valley morning star)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo: So, you're in a victim protection program? Don't worry, we only sold your information to a few vendors. It should be okay
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Tue May 08, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
"'Vampire facial' gains popularity in North Carolina"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The Bay Area is so expensive divorced parents can't afford to live separately
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The Bay Area is so expensive divorced parents can't afford to live separately
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
France family looking to possibly sell Nascar, buy Colombia
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't be afraid to ask questions: And, I mean a LOT of questions... so many questions that no one you work for will ever ask you to do anything ever again
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Suddenly - raccoons
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Björnsson, Strongest of his name
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Family forgets to check meth levels when moving into their new home which sucks because their teeth start falling out almost immediately
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
What Groot said at end of "Avengers: Infinity War." (Spoilers)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Adele threw a Titanic-themed birthday for her 30th, and everyone is branding it inappropriate because everyone was having a good time rolling in the deep
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Some of the books every grandparent should have on hand. "Go The F*ck To Sleep" notably absent from the list
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Some of the books every grandparent should have on hand. "Go The F*ck To Sleep" notably absent from the list
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
India & China: Welcome to the Sausage Party
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
India & China: Welcome to the Sausage Party
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Sat May 05, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
80-year-old man puts himself up for adoption
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Starlight and Sunburst are called by the Cutie Map to solve a friendship problem involving their parents. Will they find out they are siblings? Find out on My Little Pony - The Parent Map this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
He left all his money to a stripper he'd known for a year. His family was not happy (with helpful pic of what a stripper might look like)
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(Medium)
 
 
 
San Francisco mayoral candidate Jane Kim publicly smacks down the SF Chronicle's suspiciously leading questions
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Our work-life balance has been incredible ever since my wife's girlfriend moved in," gushes deluded polyamorist
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Thu May 03, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan to Family financial conference: If Dems take back the house, we'll no longer be able to cover up your crimes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After 28 years, Paulina Porizkova realizes she's married to Ric Ocasek
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scottish woman has rare disorder that causes her to vomit up to 30 times a day. Doctor advises her to just stop ordering the haggis
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Extortion charges filed over Kevin Hart sex tape, though early reports claim it falls short of expectations
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Go on a day trip to Mt. Washington? Cool. Decide to stay in a hotel instead of driving back to Cambridge? Smart. Don't make sure that the wife knows about your change in plans? That's one expensive day trip
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen affiliated cab companies including Smoochie Cab Corp., Lady Laura Hacking Corp. and Mad Dog Cab Corp owe the state of New York $280K in back income taxes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Life Hacks: Can't afford a psychiatrist? For the price of a cross-country bus ticket, you can share your problems with whoever has the misfortune to sit next to you
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been divorced for years; my ex has remarried. I move often with my career, and we've remained friends; when I visit my kids, I stay at her home. My girlfriends wrongly assume I'm still in love; how can I convince them I'm not?"
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Cheerleader's dad is deployed and can't see her off to a national competition, so he shows up via video, with his whole unit doing a cheer routine
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Caitlyn Jenner to marry 21-year-old. I can't keep up with these Kardashians
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Speed skating brothers abandon US Olympic program for Hungary's because Hungary offer more financial subsidies
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Tue May 01, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT Metro Editor resigns and apologizes for his 'mistakes' which in the real world are crimes. I'm sure he'll work on outside projects and spend more time with his family
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Mon April 30, 2018
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
As humans continue to destroy the world's reefs, the coral has now begun to fight back
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara and Imra disagree on how many toppings go on a sundae. (CW 8ET) Later, on iZombie, Clive and Ravi play D&D as Major hunts a killer. (CW 9ET)
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Time's Up attacks corporate sponsors of R. Kelly. In other news, time somehow wasn't already up for R. Kelly
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Penn State Health tells 2100 patients with multiple sclerosis, "you don't have to go die in a ditch, but you can't stay here," then realizes that might look harsh
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(Watertown Daily Times)
 
 
 
Head of ICE iced, baby
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For some, it was a moment of liberation from the repressive hypocrisy of the war generation. But for opponents it marked the dissolution of family, school and nation. A look at the May 1968 protests in Paris 50 years on
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Sun April 29, 2018
(The Middletown Press)
 
 
 
Immigrant caravan arrives at U.S. border, and just like subby's old Dodge caravan, this one was assembled south of the border, moved slowly, transported families with kids, and will probably be subject to recalls
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(The Middletown Press)
 
 
 
Immigrant caravan arrives at U.S. border, and just like subby's old Dodge caravan, this one was assembled south of the border, moved slowly, transported families with kids, and will probably be subject to recalls
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(Metro)
 
 
 
2-year-old boy gets kicked out of a nursery for scratching other kids and his family is livid. "He doesn't swear or throw things - he is a really good bairn but now and then he will go for another child"
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
National Enquirer turns on Cohen
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Burning man snuffed out by a stroke of bad luck
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Twilight casts Princess Celestia her in production to help Celestia realize her fillyhood dream of being in a play. Can she raise the curtain as well as the sun? Find out on My Little Pony - Horse Play this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Meet the chevrotain, the small and secretive mouse deer with lots of attitude. You'll want to pick him up, hug him and squeeze him ... and name him George
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Rockefeller family is holding the largest garage sale in history. Bring cash. Wheelbarrows full of cash
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Don't worry, he'll poop it out"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Reports indicate Golden State Killer was not a nice guy
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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Tom Arnold sequesters himself in a Torrance Starbucks restroom to pen wacky incest songs as British woman announces that she is her own Grandma
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(The Root)
 
 
 
American Airlines: Yes, a doctor warned us to divert the plane a passenger needed urgent medical care and yes, she died after we ignored him. But, we didn't beat her up or anything. It was the sky's fault. Sue the sky
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Janelle Monáe has declared herself to be pan-sexual. I have nothing against pans and people can do whatever they want, but... how
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Janelle Monáe has declared herself to be pan-sexual. I have nothing against pans and people can do whatever they want, but... how
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mom got pregnant with me in high school; she raised me on her own. I'm 23; my husband and I are expecting our first child. My mother is 41, and she and her new husband are expecting. Am I right to feel resentment at her pregnancy?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mom got pregnant with me in high school; she raised me on her own. I'm 23; my husband and I are expecting our first child. My mother is 41, and she and her new husband are expecting. Am I right to feel resentment at her pregnancy?"
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Definitely the best beach to find free Halloween decorations, no bones about it
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Rockford Register Star)
 
 
 
New Peregrine falcon family takes up residence in Rockford, gets webcam so we can all waste more work time
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Attention seeking father takes his Balls and goes home
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
HUD to triple the rent of low-income housing tenants to offset loans to borrowers like multi-millionaire Sean "Handout" Hannity
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods gives cute Nepalese golfer a private lesson. Teaches her some golf too
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Charlie Kushner tries to defend his son, future convicted felon Jared Kushner, by saying he's "not the only idiot in the family"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Megan Markle's family may also be royalty.... royal pains in the @ss. Relatives that she hasn't seen in many years are all butthurt over not getting an invitation to the wedding, instant redneck fame
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Comcast tells Rupert Murdoch he's gonna have to dig deeper in his pockets if he wants to reach for the Sky
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
President Trump's female doppelganger has finally been found. Ummmm... thanks, internet
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Please don't punch Publix employees if they don't answer your questions immediately while they're stocking shelves. They might be deaf
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
After predicting the Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey scandals, Family Guy announces who's next in their Emmy mailer. Hint: Former Time Person of the Year
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Mansfield News Journal)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Team Flash runs the gauntlet with the help of Leo Snart. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legion, David answers 42 when he is tested. (FX 10pm)
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Jerry Lewis commissioned a 1962 family portrait with big eyes, clown suits, and... I'm sorry, could you please stop manspreading like that Jerry? Please?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The View agrees that Donald Trump, Jr will will have a very easy time finding someone new because he's handsome
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino and Leonardo DiCaprio have allegedly gotten Brad Pitt to join the cast of their Manson Family movie, which would be great were it filmed in 1995
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Michael Flynn Jr says his dad didn't lie to Pence about his contacts with Russian ambassador Kislyak. That means Pence lied about it and the whole justification for firing Flynn is a lie. Or Jr.'s just talking out of his ass again. #PIZZAGATE
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Rock's girlfriend has had a pebble
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Rock's girlfriend has had a pebble
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Mon April 23, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers announced today that their day three draft picks will be delivered by a parrot
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(Lewistown Sentinel)
 
 
 
Every boy needs a dog, sometimes they just need a dog that will help them know when their blood sugar is out of control
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thursday is Bring your Kids to Work Day. What do you and your workplace have planned for your mini yous?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
White Sox reliever Danny Farquhar on 10-day disabled list with brain hemorrhage. Wait, what?
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Dear Wayne and Wanda: I can't believe my boyfriend decided to take his child to a baseball game instead of spending time with me, his needy, clingy, lonely, co-dependent girlfriend
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Canadian female Trump fans? That don't impress me much
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan mother charged with child abuse after leaving her two daughters in a suitcase on a curb. Psychologists agree that the woman obviously has a lot of baggage
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Alexa has become even smarter
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Sat April 21, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Goodest boy ever keeps his 3-year-old human safe all night when she gets lost. Meanwhile, Subby's shih tzu barked all night, then raided the bin and peed on the carpet
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Vern Troyer lived a short life. RIP
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Strange question: What food do you serve at a funeral? Turns out, a lot of thought goes into it
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