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Fri August 07, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
At least Bernie is as lively as ever in the stands these days
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(Green Bay Packers)
 
 
 
Packers cut the cheeseheads from attending their first two games due to coronavirus
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Banned from on-land rallies, Trump supports are flocking to boat rallies, as cultists on a flotilla are today's way that 2020 meets Snow Crash
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Wed August 05, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Fiery bloke's romantic wedding proposal falls flat when he burns down his flat, but the burning love of his life still says yes
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Tue August 04, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Five people who attended Florida Sheriffs Association meeting last week test positive for COVID-19
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Now THAT'S an obituary
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Mon August 03, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before - shirtless, maskless, drunken, belligerent English tourists start brawl - oh, you have heard it?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Remember how mad you'd get in school when your entire class got punished due to the actions of a few knuckleheads? Welcome to NJ
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Annabelle, the evil doll that spawned a terrible franchise, has had quite the time during quarantine
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well here's the stupidest thing you will read all day
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"If you don't put that mask on RIGHT NOW so help me, I'm going to turn this plane right around.: No Ok, HERE WE GO"
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Fri July 31, 2020
(KCRG)
 
 
 
It's hard to scare people from six feet away
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
95% of adults are now wearing face masks in public since Trump started wearing one. Surely someone to the Right will point out what an example of leadership that is, Biden didn't get us to 95%
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hanes turned tighty-whiteys into PPE gold
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A body language professional discusses how you can effectively communicate with a mask, because apparently your voice and tone aren't enough
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Target Tonya loses clients, husband, career because of masks, now has some regerts
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Thu July 30, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Thanks heavens, I think we're at a tipping point - Best Buy will not open on Thanksgiving this year, either
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why some Americans will never wear a mask. Um...is it because they're idiots?
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Heyyyy - good question
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Arizona Target vandal regrets destroying mask display at store
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Wed July 29, 2020
(WOSU)
 
 
 
A 2020 reboot of "Gung Ho"? Mmmokay, why the hell not?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Believing in the COVID hoax... That's a paddlin. Telling me to wear a mask in your store... That's a paddlin. Expecting me to care about my fellow man... That's a paddlin. Takin this story to the media... Ooh, you better believe that's a paddlin
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facemask you're doing amazing sweetie
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Facial recognition software is getting better at recognizing masks
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Tue July 28, 2020
(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
50 ways to get covid - ranked
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
People will lie to get sex. Now people willing to deny having Covid symptoms and/or a positive test to get sex
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's new favorite doctor believes three incredibly stupid things and "hydroxychloroquine works" is the least dumb of them by a long shot
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Slight overestimate as "Million Unmasked March" draws only 150
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Mon July 27, 2020
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenagers won't take your ice cream order until you comply with their state's laws and regulations? That's definitely a violation of your constitutional rights and you should curse them out until they call the cops
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The more things change...same
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci says he won't get on a plane or eat in a restaurant because he doesn't want to die
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(Salon)
 
 
 
How to deal with idiots: Pandemic Denier edition
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Sun July 26, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The classic baseball manager vs. umpire now with more distancing and face mask
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Walmart bans couple from all stores for 1 year for following mask mandate
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
London man takes wearing a face mask a little far south (NSFW)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Right-wingers think wearing a face mask is not cool. In other news, right-wingers think some things they do are cool
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Sat July 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember when the Trump campaign had cubits and hogsheads of money? Seems they've dug a huge hole in Florida to throw it in
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For the 9,000th time: wear your farking mask
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
There are performers and events subby could possibly imagine thinking "the risk of getting covid is worth it." None of these come close to even remotely make the list
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It turns out that the new Walmart mask mandate is more of a suggestion
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
IF? Pretty sure the US blew past "IF" months ago
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
They bring a mask, you bring a gun. That's the Florida way
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(NPR)
 
 
 
♪ MaskDonald's is your kind of place... Cover your goddammed face.... Don't get those covid toes, or coronavirus up your nose... MaskDonald's is your kind of place... ♪
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Which mask works best? Let's go to the video
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
CDC: if you're into making masks at home, make sure you're into multiples too
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Remember that absurd "Plandemic" video? Sinclair Media, owner of 294 local tv stations sure does
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Store clerk to Florida Man: Sir, you have to wear a mask in this store *Florida Man shows gun to clerk*. Store clerk: Are you really going to shoot me over a mask? Florida Man: We'll just take our business elsewhere
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(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
Biden expands lead to +13 over Trump in Florida, where Gov. DeSantis is now underwater thanks to a 31 point swing since April
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood ignoring Coronavirus to make money
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(KTSM)
 
 
 
Today's "Covidiot throwing doughnuts at employees after being told to wear a mask" incident comes to us from El Paso
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Re-opening schools for normal in-person instruction is so popular that a whopping 8% of the population supports it
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bipartisan support for masks is on the rise thanks to common sense
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Couple finds out that kissing with their face masks on makes their fellow plane passengers 'want to throw up' rather than getting the normal plane sex in the seats (possible nsfw content on page)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coronavirus may cancel Halloween
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Coronavirus leads to Texas's first drive-through strip club. Patrons furiously vying for pole position
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Tue July 21, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Vitamin C leads to FBI raid, 90s nostalgia about graduation day
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Air travel will resume in Nepal in August. No mention if it's in- or out-of-body
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Winn-Dixie surrenders, didn't even have to travel to Appamatox
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Last October, 21 panel experts across the globe assessed the preparedness of 195 countries for the next global pandemic. At the top of the rankings stood the United States of America. It has since become clear that the experts missed something"
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
"Mike Pence doesn't think CDC guidelines should impede schools opening? What exactly are they for? These're public health guidelines & shouldn't be skimmed and ultimately deemed inconsequential to our current situation. They're not Mary Trump's book"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
You might be able to walk and chew gum at the same time at home, but at Walt Disney World you can't eat, drink, walk and wear a mask at the same time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The U.S. isn't the only place with idiots protesting mask orders
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Leave it to the grocery store chain with "Dixie" in their name to come out and say they won't force their patrons to wear face masks while shopping
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Put your money where your mouth is: the going rates on face mask fines city by city
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Then why did you run the piece?
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Fri July 17, 2020
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
I'm not a surgeon but I play one in the classroom
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Maskholes and Covidiots are battling over reopening of Orange County schools
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(Time)
 
 
 
Teachers close to retirement and getting too old for this shiat are deciding not to risk falling to the classic cop movie trope
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's a facemask, yes. But is it art?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
GameStop will require both remaining customers to wear facemasks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spiking virus rates hit France's Brittany region one more time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman raises over $100,000 with "flying penises, excited penises, boobs and vaginas"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Funny face masks are the way to go
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(CNN)
 
 
 
WH Coronavirus task force identifies a Covid-19 "red zone" where 18 states should consider halting their re-opening: AL, AK, AZ, CA, FL, GA, IA, ID, KS, LA, MS, NC, NV, OK, SC, TN, TX and UT" Gee, what do almost all of those states have in common?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Disapproval of Donnie's virus response hits 60% as cases surge. Numbers are also dropping among white evangelical protestants, white men without college degrees, and rural residents. You know, morans
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Thursday. 77,217 new cases in a day is now the record. For the moment
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Covid-19 could cause US to lose Iraqi Kurdish region to China, assuming our repeatedly stabbing them in the back hasn't done that already
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We're at the "refrigerated trucks" handle morgue overflow overture in Texas's reprisal of New York's Pandemic in Springtime
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The GOP fears Trump's temper tantrum to a scaled-down convention
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Police doggo demonstrates the right way to wear a mask
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wearing a mask to Walmart is no longer optional. Any other clothing may be
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The British invade a small Spanish resort town after being unleashed from lockdown, wreak havoc in the streets because... *checks notes*... the bars closed at 2 AM
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFLPA seeks opt-out clauses for at-risk players to receive salary if they decide not to play. High-risk individuals may include those with sleep apnea, hypertension, diabetes, or who are African American
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to score alcohol, bootleg Matlock Blu-rays
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to go to this year's Republican convention. Coronavirus inconsolable
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Tue July 14, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC says we can get COVID threat under control in 1-2 months if everyone wears a mask
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(The American Independent)
 
 
 
Trump's dreams of ______ is falling apart
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Disney presents their new Russian Roulette ride, offering mask-free Covid-19 zones for guests to relax and ... cough cough ... excuse me, I don't feel so hot
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
A hopeful reminder that previous pandemics have produced great cultural flowerings and intellectual awakenings in human history, like the Renaissance. Although the way things are now, it'll probably be more of a Dumbaissance instead. Dumbassonce?
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Mon July 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Airplanes have always been metal tubes of festering disease. Now they are tubes of fatal disease? Pass, until there's a Rona vaccine
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Doctor confirms patient has gotten COVID-19 twice three months apart
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Russia completes first human trials of COVID vaccine, polonium content unknown
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(Reuters)
 
Boobies
 
German prostitutes are ready to reopen
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
In their effort to retain the title of 'Worst Band In The World', Great White plays a concert in North Dakota with no restrictions in place: No social distancing, masks, common sense or talent
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Sat July 11, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How a history textbook would describe 2020 so far
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Mom who didn't listen to anti-vaxxer warnings vows not to make same mistake of listening to experts again
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Fri July 10, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sheer face masks: For when you want to look like you're helping but can't be bothered with actually being effective
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Ozone could put your tainted PPE back in the safe zone
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Sheriff on why he won't give masks to jail inmates: "They're going to eat them"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Starbucks to require customers to wear face masks in-store, which decreases your odds of spreading the virus, but also increases the odds that the barista misspells your name on your cup
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's like night and day
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Justice Department to resume federal executions for the first time in more than 15 years because OF COURSE THEY ARE
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pointy-headed liberals, takers and socialists call for national mask usage, but so do business leaders, trade groups and economists
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Weeks after President Trump demanded that America's shuttered houses of worship be allowed to reopen, new outbreaks of the coronavirus are surging through churches across the country where services have resumed. God only knows how that happened
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Wed July 08, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe's health minister is fired over a virus-linked equipment scam. White House last seen taking notes, preparing job offer
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Church raided for selling bleach as coronavirus cure. Hey, if you can't trust a church whose founder is a billion-year-old god from Andromeda, who can you trust?
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(Cape Gazette)
 
 
 
Rehoboth Beach commissioners have backtracked on their mask requirement citing backlash from the local chamber of commerce who is demanding that vacationers die for their economy
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
In the war against the invisible enemy, Mayor of Lafayette, LA says mandatory mask order is like using a nuclear bomb when the M16 of doing nothing is just fine. Lafayette metro is 6th in the country for new coronavirus cases per capita
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas GOP convention will be conducted in person, damn the COVID, full speed ahead. Except for the party leader, who will appear remotely on video
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump planning to change the size of Republican convention once he finds out how many aren't going
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What is wrong with you peasants? Can't you just die quietly and stop dinging GOP numbers?
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Tue July 07, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cruise lines are experiencing a *checks notes* ROUGH PATCH You don't say
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
After winning 2019 NFL MVP award, Lamar Jackson planning on sitting out 2020 season
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(MSN)
 
Video
 
Congress-critter Thomas Massie (KY-R): Mask laws violate the Constitution. Video with creepy music
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We have now passed the point where contact tracing for Covid in portions of the U.S. is even possible. Enjoy your summer
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham, facing tough reelection, attempts to save his ass by breaking with the president on key issues
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(The Week)
 
 
 
New White House re-election strategy, hoping Americans will grow numb to the death toll from Covid-19
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
To have a nationwide mandatory mask order in the United States would require the admission that the Trump administration was wrong about something. Therefore it won't happen
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Mon July 06, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Many people would bet the house on 50-50 odds in Nevada
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Restaurant shut down because owner won't let employees wear face masks. Bonus: Owner blames shutdown on customers for being snitches
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Florida and Texas report "exponential" growth in last weekend's coronavirus infections. What happens next will amaze you. Unless you can do third grade arithmetic
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two thirds of Georgia Tech's faculty have been turned into rambling wrecks upon hearing the news that the university plans to reopen its campus
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Louvre l'opens
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Texas GOP votes to hold a 6,000+ in-person convention in Houston, the hotspot of the state's Coronavirus outbreak
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Sun July 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kansas Republican county official, who also happens to be an editorial cartoonist, crafts sensitive and timely cartoon comparing a statewide mandatory mask order to getting on cattle cars. Who could possibly be offended?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
People of Prescott, Arizona: Let's all go to the rodeo and lasso us up some Covid-19
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What will big cinema look like after the Covid-19 lockdown is relaxed? Besides being obviously more expensive
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Sat July 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Is it, though?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
No one knows how the hell to safely reopen schools
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember convicted Trump lawyer Michael Cohen? Well he's been caught at a NYC restaurant ...which could now land him back in prison
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The Trump family might start caring about coronavirus
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When the DOJ tried to crackdown on people price-gouging for PPE at the beginning of the Pandemic, the White House tried to block them from going after profiteers because "free market"
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Rural Oregon sheriff knew church was holding services prior to COVID outbreak, still won't fine pastor as that would be "divisive"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Who says the AP doesn't have a sense of humor?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News wonders when masks "got political," clearly hasn't been paying attention to own network
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. surpasses global record for new COVID-19 cases recorded in a day. Ummm...WE'RE #1?
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Looks like there may be some football coaching spots opening up in Texas in a few weeks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NFL may make fans sign a Covid-19 waiver if they attend games
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's check into how the US is doing six months into the Coronavirus fight, and it's...oh, dear
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Forget worshipping Mammon, the TX Lt. Gov goes straight to Moloch
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
I was watching the news today and they said there's some kind of virus infecting people in the United States
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
No mask, no common sense, no service
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To flatten the curve, Americans sacrificed an incredible amount. Their leaders, however, squandered everything for money and let everyone down
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Tue June 30, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Anyone with an IQ over 80 isn't invited to Trump's Mt. Rushmore burning
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
With the exception of Presidents Lincoln and Roosevelt, there will be no social distancing at Trump's 3rd of July Mount Rushmore event. Yeah, I'm not going to tell him Independence Day is on the 4th either
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(FactCheck)
 
 
 
NO, the Florida Surgeon general did NOT issue an "emergency alert" telling people to stop wearing masks, in fact he said the exact opposite. YES: Russia is clearly trying to kill us all off via Facebook trolling, and we're dumb enough to help
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's Tiffany has met her mask-free match: Chicken Chucking Chelsea
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(NPR)
 
Audio
 
A closer look at how America's prison labor system functions. Come for the ridiculous story of how much inmates are paid, stay for, "Sorry, we don't hire felons," to the inmate with 10 years experience working for that company while on the inside
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Mon June 29, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
My hovercraft is full of Covidiots
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, look. Mike Pence is now urging people to wear masks. See? He's always taken this whole coronavirus thing seriously
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans are growing increasingly worried that if Trump does not change his tone soon, they'll have no choice but to continue their unwavering support of him
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Country musician Chase Rice ignored COVID-19 lockdown and performed a concert at a packed venue in Tennessee, in case you're wondering where the next outbreak in the South will come from
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Sun June 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
I hope Pence's prayers are up to date
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Sat June 27, 2020
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a GOP convention problem
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lamestream media polling shows Trump trailing Biden in NC, FL, TX, and GA (checks notes) wait, strike that -- Fox News polls
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Woman who tried to shame barista now wants some of the GoFundMe raised for barista. Also farts out this gem: "It starts with coffee but it ends with digital certificates and forced vaccinations." thatescalatedquickly.jpg
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Top-grossing movie theater in nation over weekend is the 70-year-old Ford-Wyoming Drive-In in Dearborn, MI
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Customer to restaurant owner: why are the staff not wearing masks? Restaurant owner to customer: don't come back. Health Department to restaurant owner: here are 11 violations we found
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Saharan dust cloud that causes respiratory problems now hitting Gulf Coast. Good thing coronavirus is so contained there
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airlines warn passengers: Wear a mask or you can't fly. United eagerly hoping you won't comply
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(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
Can you become immune to COVID-19 by finding a hair in a Bible? Are criminals in Germany distributing free face masks laced with narcotics to exploit and rob citizens? See the Infodemic Monitor
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Sheriff tells crowd, "don't be a sheep" about wearing face masks. What ever happened to "Protect and Serve"?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How did the issue of wearing masks become our most idiotic culture war?
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Wed June 24, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Yakima County, Washington is the latest to run out of hospital beds from treating COVID-19
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Phoenix PD have declared the protests outside the Trump event an unlawful assembly and are using flashbangs to disperse the crowd
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
PSA: Don't microwave your library books
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There is nothing we can do to stop Covid, it's all up to you - Florida government to public
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarizona where the plague comes scything down the aged
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Croatian tennis player Borna Coric tests positive for Covid. Oh, and he played in the Adria Tour exhibition tournament at the weekend
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Where the hell is OSHA in all of this?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Big Apple's offices begin reopening. "What Monday is going to look like at this point is going to be anyone's guess"
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci states that ''Science is Truth." Guess who has a problem with that
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
North Korea decides to handle South Korea by deploying their most powerful weapon...Leaflets of Punishment
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Fri June 19, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida now requiring people in major cities to wear masks in public, not so fast, Jacksonville
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
This is "Corona Top 50" with Casey COVID. Arizona's still moving up the charts with "3,246"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Iceland: The land that coronavirus forgot ...it's like it never happened
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Terminator calls non-mask wearers "morons". Hasta Covid-Sta, baby
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
FEMA paid a newly formed company run by an ex-telemarketer for 4 million test tubes, got 3 million 2 liter soda bottles instead, then approved those and shipped them to 50 states
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
No, but if he wants to take it that way, it's fine by me
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The Sunshine State sees a record number of COVID-19 cases upon reopening. Not THAT Sunshine State. The other one
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
How does one go from manufacturing vehicles to ventilators and face masks in a matter of days? Allow GM to explain
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Visitors and residents of Florida Keys now required to wear masks through June. Difficulty: June 2021
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California Gov. Gavin Newsom orders all Californians to wear face coverings while in public or high-risk settings, including when shopping, taking public transit or seeking medical care
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The next Coronavirus hotspot is going to be where you'd expect
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Aubrey Huff's proposal is acceptable
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Wed June 17, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Irish pubs and restaurants could cut the two metre rule if the alcohol does what it's supposed to do
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you hate wearing the mask now, you're really gonna hate the ventilator
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(Science Times)
 
 
 
You know who else was Austrian?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Leave it to Gym Jordan to be the mask holdout in the House
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Enter through the back door, tap three times on the pipe, and ask for Father Louie. Tell them God sent you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
400 people test positive in German abattoir, even more confused
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
What might force us to wear face masks? D) Saharan dust. The enemy is visible at last
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Tue June 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For those of you who were questioning why the CDC told us that face masks weren't necessary when the pandemic started, only to hear them say they're imperative for the safety and wellbeing of your health, we now have your answer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida attempted a small pop culture event last weekend and it went exactly as you would expect. Because Florida
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott criticizes young people for not taking the Corona-virus seriously. Yeah Greg that's the ticket, blame the young. Voters will lap that up
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Valley Central)
 
 
 
All those nasty masks and gloves littering the streets are clogging drainage systems during hurricane season
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
NFL face masks on sale for fans of all 32 teams. Browns fans not expected to buy face masks, as they already have paper bags to cover their faces
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
The scourge of coronavirus fraud
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Someone had to guard the bunker
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
♪ You and me, and COVID-19, must live together in perfect harmony. ♪
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Fri June 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's attitude about the Covid-19 virus: if we all just pretend it isn't here, it will go away
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The scariest place to be in during the Covid-19 outbreak is: A) Prison; B) Nursing Home; C) Dollar General Warehouse
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Governor of Oregon: Yeah, how about we hold back on reopening right now
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
During the lockdown, bored citizens have become obsessed with their leader's crazy hair. Difficulty: not Trump
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Thu June 11, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Want to wear a scary mask this Halloween? Then wear your other mask now
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(AP News)
 
 
 
MotoGP to resume dragging knees with 2 races in Spain in July
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(CNN)
 
 
 
VP Mike Pence tweets, then deletes picture of Trump campaign staff definitely not doing what the head of the Coronavirus Task Force is instructing people to do: wear masks, social distance
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(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
Creator of the Thin Blue Line flag is here to explain how it's totally not a racist symbol, nor a 'us vs them' mentality for supporting it. Yeah, sure
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Wed June 10, 2020
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
SC seeing huge spike in coronavirus cases after businesses reopened, so the governor decides to do the irresponsible thing : "The governor has no intention of reinstating restrictions on businesses"
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Our long, dark nightmare is finally almost over, as Kentucky bourbon distilleries are allowed to reopen
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
California will allow movie theaters to reopen to infection June 12
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Liberty U. student to Falwell: "You can't say this is a Christian university, but then everything that comes out your mouth is about Trump"
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Experts file their 'well duh idiots' concern of the protests, say they are "not a good idea" when it comes to the spread of the coronavirus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You know who made out well during all that quarantine alone time? Yep. (may not be safe for work)
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
America's Largest Waterpark set to re-open in June. Do snorkels count as facemasks?
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news if people ever take mass transit or fly again
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You are outside the perimeter of your home. Nature calls and your only option is a public restroom. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? Dr Petri, an epidemiologist, lists four things to pay attention to
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With no tourists, Italians are returning to their amazing museums and becoming reacquainted with some of their heritage. On a more local note, SEE ROCK CITY
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
HAving A certAin blood type mAy mAke you more vulnerAble to A severe cAse of the 'ronA
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After 202 years, Brooks Bros. is finding the US no longer suits its needs
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
\m/ From 'Copenhell' to 'Copenheaven' aaaaaaa-men. \m/
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Wipes and masks are overwhelming our storm drains. Won't somebody think of the fatbergs and whitefish?
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
Trump better get his ass to Texas, there's a bad moon rising down there
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime Day just expanded to a week, delivery drivers just ordered more advil
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Shopping list: yeast, gaming headsets, thermometers, fitness equipment. Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hoping to buy an above-ground pool for the summer? Sorry, Cletus. That ship done saled
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Harvard University study says couples should wear face masks during sex to cut risk of spreading the coronavirus, big brown bags if partners are fugly
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Remember Dr. Fauci and the pandemic? Well he says the US should have 100 million doses of vaccine by the end of year
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Daytona Beach police have big plans to deal with the next George Floyd protest: they'll be marching in it, with local black leaders, carrying signs. Cue very confused FOX commentators
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Tue June 02, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EasyJet says it's ready to resume summer flights for its passenger
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After announcing a July reopening, Disney World cancels dining reservations and stops taking new hotel bookings. Magic? More like fickle
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Mon June 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well we may have rioting in many cities, but at least the COVID-19 pandemic is over, right? Uh oh
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
England's first sporting event, a greyhound race, was won by a horse named Im Sophie
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Sun May 31, 2020
(GQ)
 
 
 
Show us your protective (against the novel coronavirus) face mask. Where did you get it? Did you make it? If so, have a pattern/instructions to share? Would you recommend it?
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Sat May 30, 2020
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Tennessee decides that if the coronavirus doesn't kill you, the pesticides will
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We've now reached the part of the reality show where the producers decide to lock Trump in a house with his most hated foes
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Fri May 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Louvre, Eiffel Tower, and Palace of Versailles to remain virus-free for the immediate future
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Put away the Xbox and stop looking up old matches on Youtube, Premier League action resumes June 17th
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A Slatesplanation of why police responses to the anti-lockdown and George Floyd have been so very opposite from each other. Almost like, I dunno, they're hot and cold? No, maybe wet and dry? Dang, there's gotta be some opposite imagery that fits here
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Is your hair cuttery reopening? Be ready to pay COVID fees, wash your own hair, and skip the chitchat with your stylist. You might as well stay home, get drunk and flowbee yourself (again)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump is virtually the only world leader who has not done a memorial for the victims of Coronavirus
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Thu May 28, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ releases guidelines for in person graduations: Limited guests, face masks, no touching, no cap throwing, rectal temperature checks, no fart machines ... just wanted to see if you were still listening
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Glimpse of what post-coronavirus restaurant seating plans will look like, complete with glass 'lampshade' bubble pods to keep us safe. No word yet on whether they will come with state of the art "Get Smart" communications
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Reopening stores has Under Armor stockholders overjoyed
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama school confirms student was COVID positive at graduation ceremony. That sound you hear is an army of lawyers putting on face masks
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Looks like restaurants are getting smart about dining in
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Armed rednecks have taken sides in the protests: they are in support of the protestors, but protecting shops from looters taking advantage of the situation
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The MyPillow guy is the future of the Republican Party
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Before: "Let's go skiing today" During: "Let's go skiing today, well they're closed. Do you want to skin up?" Now: "Let's make a reservation"
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
"No shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service." Whaa. Whaaaa. Whaaaaaa. Mah rites
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
For anyone under the impression that "I demand muh gawd-given right to die over trivial inconvenience" is a new phenomenon in America
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Tue May 26, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorist and "performance artist" wears a bikini made from face masks outside a Trader Joe's to protest social distancing. Warning: nothing in the actual article makes any more sense than this Fark tagline (NSFW)
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois Flu Klux Klan protesters crowd around Buckingham Fountain to protest reopening things they'd never use, like fitness centers and vegan coffee bars
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(Vox)
 
 
 
It turns out that concert promoters are big believers in the First Rule of Acquisition
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The purge begins
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Will hookers survive the current pandemic? 500 years after The Plague virus killed half of Europe, there is still prostitution, so I'm guessing yes
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
You're wearing masks. Will you wear a face shield now?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
And you thought flying changed after 9/11? Just wait
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Wed May 20, 2020
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Worker tests positive on first day after Ford plant reopens, lets see what happens next
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Badge of Honor 2: Badging Harder
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Tue May 19, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Masks on, clothes off (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wish this were The Onion: Kentucky convenience store posts 'No face masks allowed' sign
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Carole Baskin is selling face masks? It's a trap
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL testing new protective face masks; will undoubtedly claim concussion benefits
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania school director believes we should stand our ground against those who refuse to wear a mask
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Area man passionate defender of what he imagines constitution to be
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Re-opening gyms in defiance of pandemic protection rules: Yo momma's so fat, she outweighs the needs of the many
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Sat May 16, 2020
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Newest right wing talking point: masks aren't useful and are actually dangerous to wearers
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Today in "Adam Savage is Sick of Your BS:" people who aren't wearing masks. Tag is for the one person who told Adam to "do some research"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hello, 2020? Finish him
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Republicans say the worst of the coronavirus is over. Democrats say the worst is yet to come. Virus merely wants more hosts so it can be fruitful and multiply
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ivanka: among the many things daddy is into, he's really hot for face masks lately; now on video
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
So, what are the odds that your next Amazon package will be covered in coronavirus?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Has your self-isolation during this pandemic got you feeling lonely? Be thankful you're not living with ghosts yet
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Thu May 14, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dude bros less likely to wear masks cause they're not cool, bro
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Age-old cancer finds new opportunity in modern virus
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Your neck and back from WFH on your couch
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Philippines: Last week, Duterte shutdown TV network. This week, Vongfong - a cat three typhoon
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to get blackout drunk on wine and wake up with a face tattoo? Well, good news; Post Malone is unveiling his own brand of wine
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Wed May 13, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Will we ever want to be in a room full of strangers ever again?
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Tue May 12, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Chickens. Not just for choking anymore
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(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
The few. The proud. The socially distant, facemask wearing, always faithfully wiping their exercise machines after use, Marines
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
500 young Navy recruits have been holed up in a closed indoor waterpark resort. This is not the plot of a wacky comedy that was in heavy rotation on HBO in the 80s
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Post Malone donates 40,000 face masks to frontline workers, still seems unconvinced masking your face with tattoos won't shield you from Covid-19
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The spice - or at least the Rwandan coffee beans - must flow, safely
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Just about everybody has a face mask on. They've learned about face masks, the good and the bad. By the way, it's not a one-sided thing, believe it or not, but our country has learned, our country has been incredible,"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It may be last call for a NJ tavern open since 1762 because they stayed open
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(MySuburbanLife)
 
 
 
Sew shop thrives during pandemic. Thread to the left, thread to the right
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ryanair passengers will have to ask permission to use the bathroom. £15 bathroom request fee and £40 bathroom sanitizing fee soon to follow
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's the NEW 2021 Ford...featuring plush leather seats, all the latest safety features, and it's own supply of COVID-19
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump to governors: Coronavirus-related restrictions on people in the states are a threat to Freedom. Trump to White House staff: Wear a mask at work or leave the building
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Mon May 11, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
It's quite possible, but if they're half empty, I just don't see it happening
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Equinox is going to practically make members do a workout just to get inside for their workout
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fåppinglædi
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Sun May 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
So, about all those "temporary" layoffs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker's Apocalypse Prepper Village is having a terrible time of it
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Fri May 08, 2020
(France 24)
 
 
 
Nice work Chicago, even France has noticed
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines to take temperature of passengers before boarding because if you choose to fly Frontier, there must be something wrong with you
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(Today)
 
 
 
Costco: We won't allow you in our stores without a mask. Protesters: Fine, then we'll boycott your stores. Costco: OK?
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Frontier airlines decides to abandon its "$39 To Not Be Directly Exposed to COVID-19" surcharge
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons commands you to order and wear the official COVID-19 KISS mask. Side effects include vomiting fake blood, enlarged tongue and desire to wear big-ass heels
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Wed May 06, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
When life gives you masks, don't be a sourpuss, make mask-ade
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Jacksonville gonna Jacksonville
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Arkansas to host first socially distanced live U.S. concert after COVID-19, so get your tickets now for Jim-Jones-a-palooza
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
A Covid-19 vaccine may not be ready any time soon, especially when the U.S. government refuses to put any money towards it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch in talks to return with Seahawks if Dolores grants permission
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Michigan small townsfolk, we've secretly replaced some of your healthy neighbors with Covidiots from the Lansing protests. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The Tiny Face Challenge is a thing and it's creepy as hell
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vader and his stormtroopers enforce lockdown in Philippine village on Star Wars Day because of force they did
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ohio Rep.Nino Vitale: To command us to wear a mask is an assault on our religions freedoms, since our faces were created in the image of God
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump claims Lincoln got better treatment from the press, but we all know how that turned out
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Franklin Graham told to pack up his tents and GTFO of NYC after repeatedly breaking his promise that his Central Park hospital would not discriminate against LGBTQ people or evangelize
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Care to put some money on which state has the first poker room reopening in the country?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman develops new life hack: Cutting a hole in her face mask so she can breathe easier
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
From the 'who couldn't see this coming' files: Many countries now reporting new coronavirus infection peaks after easing their lockdowns too early
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Israel's Supreme Court begins two day period of being concerned about all of Netanyahu's criminal activity before ruling that he can be Prime Minister anyhow
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Sun May 03, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
There has to be a first time for everything. We hereby present the very first Fark headline praising TSA officers. It only took 6,740 days since the creation of the agency for this happen, but hey... good job folks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
OK Mayor says "I am not the kind of person who backs down from bullies" as he backs down from bullies
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Sat May 02, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Spem reduxit (She has restored hope)
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
A look inside the first mall to reopen in the United States
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Republicans don't just want you dead
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Fri May 01, 2020
(DW)
 
 
 
Which country should get the Coronavirus vaccine first?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Video shows huge medical equipment backlog in China, as restrictions have caused exports to get corked up. Lax restrictions for exports might help, but sadly, no Ex Lax
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump not invoking the Defense Production Act for ventilators and PPE equipment but invoking it to keep open meat-processing plants is probably the most 2020 American thing ever
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The rich will no longer have to suffer the looks of the poor a when boarding a United flight
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Not news: Man has sudden urge to distribute hundreds of free face masks. Fark: While driving in the fast lane on the freeway
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remember the naked German doctors? Now French dentists are getting in on it
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Germany eases coronavirus restrictions. Guess what happened next?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Utah residents...YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask. MUAHAHAHAAAAAAA"
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever have a project to do and think "This will take an hour at most". Then you unpack it & realize you miscalculated in a big way. Post your project "fails" esp if they have been since lockdown. (LGN special)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Nurse creates see-through face masks so that deaf father would be able to read lips during birth of his daughter
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Waffle House Index condition green
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Mon April 27, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
BART may give out free face masks to riders, in what sounds like a good deal until you realize they all say "Don't have a cow, man" on the front
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Germans must now wear masks in public. Still no word on armbands
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