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Tue July 17, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
House GOP: Why isn't Facebook pushing these right-wing conspiracies harder? CHEXMEX LIBERACE
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
"Free Market Conservative" Steve King (R-acist) proposes nationalizing Google, Facebook, and Twitter
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Farmers and businesses in Trump states somehow surprised to find their faces being eaten first
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Sat July 14, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Video inside the soon to be launched polar research vessel RRS Sir David McAttenboroughFace
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan farmers admit they never thought the leopards would eat their faces
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(Metro)
 
 
 
White House facepalms on Twitter, claims Scotland is not part of UK
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Fri July 13, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hold your phone in your right hand? You might just be a hacker. Now go make a GUI interface using visual basic to track the killer's IP address
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Thu July 12, 2018
(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
Fort Worth naked bike rider caught in Georgia. That's a long way to ride a bike naked
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The suspect is described as wearing underwear on his head
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's a no-brainer that racism and fascism go hand in hand because, how better to live your life as a member of a super-intelligent master race than to blindly follow the whims of one guy?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Huckabeast: "John Kelly wasn't facepalming Trump's Germany insults, it's because he was all like..... umm... WHAR FULL BREAKFAST, WHAR??"
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Wed July 11, 2018
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Pacman being Pacman - but not his fault this time
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(British Psychological Society)
 
 
 
It turns out that open plan offices actually reduce collaboration and face-time (probably because workers are tired of seeing faces all the time)
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
England fan pledges that if Harry Maguire scores against Sweden, he would get his face tattooed on his chest. Maguire does and he does. Harry Maguire: "Ummmm"
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Your daily dose of D'aaaawww in less than 2 mins
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Tue July 10, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's still Boaty McBoatface to me, dammit
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Maybe it's just a running back thing
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
And the moral of the story is never turn your back on the woman carrying an ax in line at 7-11
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
And the moral of the story is never turn your back on the woman carrying an ax in line at 7-11
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Memo to Johnny Depp, this isn't what they mean when they say "Let's punch up this scene"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The boys trapped in the Thailand cave could face unusual "cave diseases" - speleonosis and onomatopoeia. I think they made the first one up, but the second one is exactly what it sounds like
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns and Bobby Lashley face the Revival to continue their Best of 37 series? Why isn't Braun in counseling with Dr. Shelby? Is there really only one Extreme Rules match booked for Extreme Rules? WWE Raw tonight at 8pm ET on USA Network
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Anyone find it odd that the Thai cave kids are in quarantine, rescuers are seen wearing facemasks and Elon Musk is sending hermetically sealed life support tubes? Subby's money is on Zombie outbreak
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Miss Massachusetts pageant has contestants do a comedy skit with a #MeToo joke. No word who won the Facepalm competition
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Sun July 08, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wait... you mean even churches are having to face consequences for their actions now? I thought this was America, where churches got a free pass on all things hatred and bigotry
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Sat July 07, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Leopard comes for face of Trump-supporting minister, muffled cries of "this is fine" heard coming from leopard's mouth
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Thu July 05, 2018
(WRAL)
 
 
 
The intriguing case of 600lb. Gorilla and Mister Cookie Face and the missing butterfat
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ranchers in the Northwest get in line with those Missouri factory workers to see the amazing face-eating leopard
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Why does Facebook hate America?
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Jaguar takes a cue from the leopards, starts eating Brexit faces
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"I support the leopard 100%. In fact, I'd like to shake that leopard's paw. He's doing a great job." He said as the leopard prepared to eat his face
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(Magnetic Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump's trade war could affect Moog synthesizers, forcing them to lay off workers, move factory overseas. Cue sad keyboard sound effect
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Wed July 04, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pig farmers told to learn to like getting their faces eaten while more leopards are released into their neighborhood
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Police called on man committing the ultimate offense of BPWB
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Nobody puts grandma in the corner
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
India asks Facebook-owned WhatsApp to take responsibility for transmitting false texts that have led to mass lynchings and mob beatings across the country, and to say something besides "Lynching is bad, mmmmmkay"
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
Day 20: Sweden and Switzerland face off in the battle of Neutrals at 10 am EDT. Then the Round Of 16 finishes with Colombia taking on England at 2 pm. Which teams will move on? This is your World Cup Discussion Thread
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Some Turkey)
 
 
 
Perp with street name "Butterball" charged with smashing 1 soda & 2 wine bottles over customer's head at Mobil. Might use the "couldn't find a corkscrew" defense
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Sun July 01, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The deal Facebook made with phone makers not only gave them access to all of your Facebook data, it also gave them access to all your friends' data, and their friends' etc etc. One phone could give them access to hundreds of thousands of accounts
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Sat June 30, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
♫ And so you're back / From outer space / I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face / I should have changed that stupid lock...♫ "Frank! Bring your head in this window before before I roll it up in there"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
A huge crowd surrounded Mo Salah's house after his address was leaked on Facebook, and he went out and joined them
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(MSN)
 
 
 
When soccer celebrations go bad
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
How a single typeface came to dominate movie poster layouts just 2000 years after it was first designed
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(NBC 26 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
California enacts historic privacy bill that'll require sites such as Facebook and Google to inform users more fully of their data-mining efforts, which means more pop-up windows where you click OK mindlessly
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Maryland newsroom shooter was an annoying jackass with mental problems on Facebook. So, your average Facebook user
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Terms that describe Facebook's more profitable users: voyeuristic, racist and genocidal
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
"A victim identified the alleged gunman's face in police photographs." **Checks photo** Yeah, that's pretty distinctive
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
How do you initiate the first kiss with someone new?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Face-eating leopard to people having their face eaten by leopards: "Leopards will not eat your face." The aristocrats
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Charlottesville driver-murderer faces 29 federal hate crime charges. With helpful photo of what this proud member of the alt-right looks like
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Wed June 27, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Face it humans, you will never be smarter than this genius dog
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Facebook: hey you remember that fleet of giant solar-powered Drones we were going to build to bring the Internet to remote communities all over the world? Yeah We just remembered we're a social media company, not an aerospace one, so, nevermind
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Facebook testing feature that lets you block any subject from your News Feed. Like Trump. Or blockchain. Or Kardashian. Or Game of Thrones spoilers
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Facebook easing its ban on cryptocurrency ads. In other news, "GET YOUR ZUCKERBUCKS NOW. Totally non-traceable. Safe. Private. Secure"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Horses are capable of pulling faces just like humans, 17 facial movements to be exact
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
The leopards are now taxing people for having faces in the first place
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
The girlfriend in the 'Distracted Boyfriend' meme shows off her O-face in ads again and again and again and again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
While Nancy and Chuck are clutching their pearls and reaching for their smelling salts, Rep. Maxine Waters responds to criticism of her remarks by reading a list of all the times Trump has called on his supporters to do violence to his opponents
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Facebook thinks Citi Field is a movie theater and Busch Stadium is a bridal shop
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not the Onion: Facebook wants to spy on you by hiding secret inaudible messages in TV ads that force your phone to record your private conversations
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Mon June 25, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Burned skin from getting too much sun exposure? Try the facekini (pics)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"A 20-foot-tall inflatable orange baby with the face of President Donald Trump could float over Britain's parliament next month... to coincide with Trump's first visit to the U.K. since taking office"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
All facilities in the state of New York that may have been assisting with the Republican Kidnapping Program must provide details YESTERDAY or risk losing their license to operate and/or face criminal prosecution
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this face in the crowd
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Now the leopards are getting hungry for lobster...and must settle for the faces of those who make lobster traps
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon DMV employee on leave after auditioning for Fox News on Facebook
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Sat June 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ow, my face
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(Daily-Journal)
 
 
 
Illinois teen faces felony charge for recording conversation with school principal. Welcome to America
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Fri June 22, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
President Trump plans to give remarks and continue his demonization of immigrants at 2:30 EDT. Let's face it, this is the closest thing to a press briefing we're getting for a while. LGT C-SPAN feed
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Facebook announces new subscription groups that charge members from $5 to access special content. Man, what kind of idiot came up with that idea? Also sign up for TotalFark
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Priest slaps baby in face during baptism because he won't stop crying. Newsflash: Slapping babies makes them cry
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Family members of immigrants illegally detained in concentration camps are posting negative reviews of the accommodations on Facebook
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Reset the hotdog clock
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Do you have a small weird lump on your face? Read this and sleep well tonight
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to see Selena Gomez suck on a glass eye, today is your lucky day
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump thought jailing babies would be a big win with his racist creep base along the lines of hating on black football players. Our great and moral leader thought that. Yep
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Phillie Phanatic phires phrankphurter into phemale phan's phace. Phark is not your personal erotica site
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Wed June 20, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If you were planning on seeing Phillip McCain playing with Buck Wild in concert, I regret to inform you that xkcd #1357 has been invoked due to a Facebook posting. He will likely not be making any solo performances for a while either
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Pokémon Go TO JAIL
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Big banks are starting to mess around with complex, high-risk derivatives like credit default swaps again, but don't worry. After everything they learned from the last crash, there's no way this blows up in their face again
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
Day 7: Round 2 is in full swing now. Portugal faces Morocco at 8 am EDT, followed by Uruguay vs Saudi Arabia, and Iran vs Spain. Will the Saudis hive Egypt a lifeline for round 3? Can Iran get another upset? This is your World Cup thread
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for unlawful possession of firearm. No word if it's the one tattooed on his face
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Apparently having hired the ad agency of Orwell, Stasi, and Gibson Jack Daniel's unveils a billboard truck at LA Pride week that uses facial capture technology to incorporate the faces of parade-goers into the video projected on the side of the truck
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard you like autoplay ads in your private messages so we're putting autoplay ads in Messenger. Enjoy - love, Facebook
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amid the uproar over taking children away from parents at the border, the State Department thinks it's a dandy time to give "tips for traveling with kids" on Facebook Live. Goes about as well as you'd expect
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I left Facebook for ten days. It grew increasingly needier"
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists from Romero Institute of Physical Science discover how water makes things wet, describe a future of wafer-thin liquid film to be used for new class of surface coatings and lubricants
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Corn: +4/bshl. Wheat: +3 1/16/bshl. Soybeans: -5/bshl. Pork bellies: +1 1/4. Iowa farmers' faces: +19
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Get out your tiny, Viagra shaped, Lifelock scented, Nigerian violins for the global email marketers who now must reduce their activities by 80% or face massive fines by the EU. Bye guys, like your fantastic offers, we'll miss you
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tan Cougar ready to get rid of the face eating leopards
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Man knocked unconscious in car wreck sees Heaven. "I flew up into Heaven, and Heaven is stacked." He saw people in purple robes, an angel with tired face and short pants, and encountered Jesus in a field. Heaven appears to be Branson, Missouri
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(Fox 45 Dayton)
 
 
 
Guy charged with felonious assault with a rolling pin, because he thought his roommate's head really kneaded it
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Sat June 16, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Congressional candidate sprays himself in the face with pepper spray for campaign ad
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Congressional candidate sprays himself in the face with pepper spray for campaign ad
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
The Onion is waging holy war on the infidel Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook
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Fri June 15, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Manafarked. It's your FHF MSNBC thread. It's barely noon and the day screwed. Let's face it. You're not going to get any work done. So come join the unofficial fun. If you have to get work done the official fun starts at 8 p.m. ET
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(US College Hockey)
 
 
 
College hockey player passes surprise tapeworm, calls mom on Facetime to show her. Man, those millennials will put anything on social media
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(Illinois State Journal-Register)
 
 
 
"They go for your jugular," says Georgia grandmother who killed a rabid bobcat with her bare hands
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Thu June 14, 2018
(The Register)
 
 
 
Just like Annette Schwarz, scientists discover that Ceres' surface is also peppered with patches of rich salty organic material
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(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
Microsoft announced the end of "forum support" for Windows 7, Windows 8.1, Windows RT, Microsoft Security Essentials, Internet Explorer 10, Office 2010, Office 2013, Surface Pro, Surface Pro 2, Surface RT, Surface 2, Microsoft Band and The Zune
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump yells angrily with a red face which is a sure sign that he's innocent, like when all children yell and scream and stomp their feet. You know they didn't punch their sister. She's lying
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Florida man strikes again -- threatens Disney World shooting if he got enough Facebook 'likes'
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Face eating leopard seeks help for his injured face
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The horse's face says it all
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
These are the three types of surveillance on Facebook. TAKE THIS QUIZ TO FIND OUT WHICH TYPE OF SURVEILLANCE YOU ARE
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(Wired)
 
 
 
You thought cryptocurrencies were a scam? Well, you were right but at the same time you have no idea how much of a scam. It says something when Facebook bans cryptocurrency ads
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(Salon)
 
 
 
North Korea is reporting Trump promised to drop sanctions in face to face meeting, well Kim you are about to find out why Trump's lawyers would never meet one on one with Trump. Should have taken a witness with you
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Wanting the eyehow in Trudeau's eyebrow? Snopes sees all
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Denver FBI agent that shot someone after attempting sick dance moves has turned himself in and will face charges
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UNC psychologists interview 511 American Christians, use their perceptions of God to create composite God avatar who is youthful, feminine, ethnically ambiguous, and ready to deliver salvation all over their faces
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Man in underwear and cowboy boots fights police at Walmart, surprisingly not in Florida. Or Times Square
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Facebook feature is triggering people and making them really miserable as it reminds them of painful moments and all the cringeworthy things they did in the past. Thanks a lot Mark Zuckerberg, you heel
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not news: KISS has started selling KISS toilet seats. News: They haven't been selling them for years already?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rand Paul didn't think the leopards would eat his face, and it's even worse now that they've got nuclear capabilities
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(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
Man beaten off at Brick's Road Park died from asphyxiation. Strike that. Reverse it
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will Nia and Rousey heel/face swap again? Are Bo and Axel due for a title run? Reigns and Jinder ZZzzzzzzzz. Raw starts at 8PM ET on USA
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Man sues PornHub for using a picture of him flashing his bankroll. King Douchenozzle Von Crunk unavailable for comment
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Sat June 09, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Farrah Fawcett's son charged with stabb.... Wait a minute. What the hell is that on his cheek?
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists recover lost NASA tapes from the monumental Apollo space missions, solve decades old mystery of why moon's surface temperature spiked by one to two degrees Celsius (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Fife pimp faces rape charge. Woodwinds everywhere whistle in fear
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"I sold my innocent picture to a stock image site for £50 and now I'm the face of bestiality"
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Man captured in the act of public flashing may have just been trying to distract from his face tattoos
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's a TARP
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's a TARP
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Thu June 07, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
91-year-old man gains Facebook following through puzzle work
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In utterly shocking news, it seems Ajit Pai-Face and his giant mug made up the story about the FCC being a victim of a DDOS attack
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
PSA: Don't eat Red Lobster Cheese Biscuits and Drive
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
How glassblowing is teaching students to be ready for business. I said GLassblowing
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Face it, Donnie, now that Speaker Liftbro has spoken out against your criminal behavior, you're toast
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"Remember my face you punk ass biatch." OK
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Facebook may not be inherently evil, but it facilitates the hell out of it
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(The Lens NOLA)
 
 
 
House built with public funds, meant for affordable housing, resurfaces as a $500 a night Airbnb rental. Some people seem to have a problem with this
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida man hit child for eating 'all the Cheez-Its'. It looks like this 'man still needs more time to mature
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Mon June 04, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Good Lord have mercy. The day is hardly half over, but a ton of stuff, from Trump's unhinged Twitter rant to the Supreme Court ruling not to bake gay cakes, have hit. Let's get the drinking started. It's your MSNBC thread. Party starts at 8 p.m. ET
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Softballs are not soft
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Finally a race for the rest of us: Lard Butt 1k. Sign up now, free doughnuts every 250 meters
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Sat June 02, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Has anyone thought about putting her face on a milk carton?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite robot, a giant hamburger piloted by people dressed as condiments, fights a giant spatula with a face on Battlebots tonight. Truly it is a great time to be alive. LGT: the fight card
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Fri June 01, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
NHL commissioner, execs: "Quebec City faces challenges in NHL expansion." Québécois: "Tenez ma bière"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Irony is strong as story about Facebook removing Trending stories section appears in Trending stories section on Facebook
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
2 of Lebron's teammates may not be a factor in Game 2 of the Finals. So, kind of like the rest of his teammates in every game
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My brother's fiancée blocked me on Facebook around my wedding. She told me it was because I had him walk down the aisle with my best friend and bridesmaid; she was outraged I put him with another woman. Do I need to apologize for it?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Goofus scores touchdowns, gets high on coke, and murders a friend. Gallant scores touchdowns, flies in economy, and then pushes little old ladies' wheelchairs through airports
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(Slate)
 
 
 
This just in: Teens are abandoning Facebook - for real this time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Atmosphere, active surface, five moons, possible ocean, possible volcanism, tectonics, glaciation, and now, sand dunes. But it's nothing like a planet
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Thu May 31, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Koch brothers denounce the fact that the face eating leopard is eating their faces
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
The Chinese-made OnePlus 6, built to compete with the iPhone X, has FaceID unlock technology that can be fooled with a print out
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Black Panther" stuntman covers rent money for family of fruit vendors beaten & robbed at gas station. Now if they can find an Infinity Gauntlet for the perps
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
If a Facebook post directs you to a pile of onions in the desert, do not load your pickup truck full of them, as they're neither free nor meant for human consumption
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(Some Ice Cream Man)
 
 
 
Sweet Jesus Ice Cream faces boycott from Christians who find it disgusting that anyone would equate the body of Christ with food
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Radio New Zealand)
 
 
 
PNG govt to shut down Facebook for a month. GIF govt still arguing about pronunciation
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
...well, it's not the biggest challenge Adam Schiff has faced, mind you
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Competitive eating champion Joey Chestnut says he'd love to face off against archrival Takeru Kobayashi in classic hot-dog confrontation this Fourth of July if Kobayashi unblocks him on Twitter
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How do you improve a Prius? Drop an 800-hp Hellcat engine in it, of course
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Spike hits adolescence, and adolescence hits him right back -- HARD. Can he ever show his face in public now that these growths have sprouted from him? Find out on My Little Pony - The Molt this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pizza lover seeks some dough after being battered by giant pizza spatula, says he can't eat another slice without getting kneaded
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Fri May 25, 2018
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
How facial recognition can identify liars: Does it look like a face? Yes? Then it's a liar
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Facebook responds to EU's new privacy framework: "In the end users only had the choice to delete the account or hit the "agree"-button - that's not a free choice, it more reminds of a North Korean election process"
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson holds 18-minute phone call with Armenian prime minister, offered him advice on how to deal with Russia. Only problem was that it wasn't the Armenian prime minister
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Relationship expert suggests that women about to face another awkward time in the bedroom apply the Sandwich Rule to get what they want from their man. Aww yeah, sandwiches
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Leopards... faces...etc
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Wed May 23, 2018
(KNBR)
 
 
 
With Peter King leaving Sports Illustrated, Bay Area Sports Hall of Fame to redo plaque of Brandi Chastain and remove his face
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Tue May 22, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
You've made some interesting choices in life if police searching for you for an attempted burglary find you face down and naked on a bridge in Arkansas
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York City man who posted a picture on Facebook of himself next to a cop car with a gun captioned "dum ass n---as" doesn't understand why he can't get a job working with kids now
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Hurricanes, zombies, alligators ... teens with fire extinguishers at intersections
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
For some reason, Brandi Chastain's Hall of Fame plaque pictures Peter King
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
1) Write song containing 15 instances of the n-word. 2) Invite white woman up on stage to rap it with you. 3) Outrage when she raps it with you. 4) Facepalm tag for everyone involved
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will the Universal champion show up to face his potential challengers? Will the women's championship challenger show up to face the champion? Will the fans stay for a Jinder-Roman main event at MITB? Maybe this is the B-Team show. WWE Raw 8pm EDT
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Stuck coaster rider gets on Facebook live while 223 atop Valravn at Cedar Point
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Woman who bragged about getting away from traffic stop on department's Facebook page ends up on Fark
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
NASA head forgets that he is a Republican political appointee and admits that humans are causing global warming. No word if he will face the Wrath of DhONnnnnnnnnn
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's still real to him, dammit
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trumps nominee for VA chief was a surprise to everybody including the nominee
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sandra Bullock touts product "made from the foreskin of Korean newborn babies" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu May 17, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Tis but a flesh wound
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(Yorkshire Post)
 
 
 
Charles Bronson's craggy, harmonica-playing face plus Ennio Morricone's badass music equals cinematic perfection. Happy 50th birthday to Once Upon a Time in the West
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yawn: Video surfaces of airline employee preventing customer from bringing service animal on flight. Fark: The service animal is a velociraptor
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
People amazed to find out that the "club" in club sandwich stands for chicken and lettuce under bacon. Meaning behind open-faced club sandwich still unknown
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Wed May 16, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Northern Virginia commuters face commuting hell after high water on the Potomac causes the infamous White's Ferry to close. Wait, don't ferries normally go in the water?
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Facebook finds out that people are very angry, write angry things
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Mella hosts a princess party. Styles and Nakamura clash over the stipulation for their title match. New Day face the Bar to determine a singles match participant. Smackdown Live takes it to Cien 8pm EDT USA
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(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Facebook will get Trump re-elected
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump-voting Hoopers Island, Maryland suddenly finds crabs are eating their faces
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Sun May 13, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party to the British House of Commons
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Australian high school teacher becomes national hero with Facebook post on how to make McDonald's Chicken McNuggets at home. Since her nugget debut, she has "new found cred among her students"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I never thought bears would eat MY face
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Fri May 11, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
National Zoo solicits votes for name of new Holstein. Cowie McCowFace not on the ballot
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump: Amazon is screwing over the US Post Office and I've convened a task force to look into it. US Post Office: *puts on trolly facemask*...actually
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Get your shocked face ready. That Yale student? She's done this before
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who'd have thought that the term "hairless puppy" could become a euphemism for something rude? Facebook, apparently
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(Daily Mail)
 
Weeners
 
Mum unwittingly buys penis-shaped pasta at market, cooks and serves it to her two young daughters, is so "mortified" she posts incident to Facebook where Britain's best news site hoovers it up
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
China cutting US soybean purchases in face of tariffs threat. Take that coastal elites
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Congress releases 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook ads your parents clicked on
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Instead of posting ad nauseam against Donald Trump on Fark, wouldn't it be more constructive if the discussion turned towards viable 2020 Democratic candidates? Who will the DNC trot out to face the fire?
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Woman throws ashes of relative who died in police custody into face of LAPD chief. Police can't remember which victim this was again, on account of there being so many of them
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Somebody help me. Somebody come to my office and get the lizard please - I'm gonna cry, I have sandals on - I have sandals on"
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Tue May 08, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
"'Vampire facial' gains popularity in North Carolina"
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Beyoncé's hair gets caught in bike during cycling class; was not the highlight of her day
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock but WikiLeaks "will lie to your face". And here I thought Julian Assange was a good and noble fella
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Tambor gives his first interview since the harassment allegations against him surfaced
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Mon May 07, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jake Tapper finally calls a lie a lie... to Kellyanne Conway's face
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Even the Welsh face recognition algorithms are unpronounceable
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook is really good at connecting people, especially ISIS
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(MSN)
 
 
 
House Intel Democrats preparing to release thousands of the Russian linked Facebook ads used during the election. I don't see why, 62 million people have already seen them and the election is already over
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"I never thought the leopards would eat MY face," Sessions mumbled quietly
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
You can choose what type of parent you're going to be. Don't choose to be the type of parent who thinks their child's scrawling doodle of a turkey is so precious and unique you get a tattoo of it
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Why is everyone suddenly concerned about Facebook privacy?
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Sat May 05, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NHL has had it up to their eyeballs with this face-licking weirdo
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ever run across yourself on Facebook ... and immediately realized it wasn't you? Well surely Facebook is doing something about it, right? Right?
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Fri May 04, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Today's optical illusion that will creep you out is....this one
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook has an internal "Sauron Alert" system to protect its employees' privacy, mark the coming of Peter Thiel
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
What are the most ridiculous workplace rules you have had to face?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
'I was always hiding my face': Tiny violins play for man who held 10 people hostage for 21 hours
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Charles Bronson has risen from the dead or was cloned or turned into an android and will be starring in a b movie knock-off of Death Wish
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: 'I know, i'll just insult my way out of this mess.' Trump's legal team: [facepalm]
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man punches 80-year-old crossing guard before pinching the female deputy who arrested him (with all-ears mugshot)
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(Recordnet)
 
 
 
Robber who looks like Joel McHale hit with a shovel arrested next to Stockton Police headquarters for punching 84-year old woman in the face
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(The Art Newspaper)
 
 
 
Top Italian museum director and Steven Tyler impersonator faces trial over gym visits
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Facebook CTO says that its AI will protect you
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Boaty McBoatface heads to Antarctica to study sea level rise
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After being punished by the Yankees on Tuesday night, Astros reliever Ken Giles took matters into his own hand, punching himself in the face on his way to the dugout after giving up the go-head home run in the top of the ninth inning
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
All in all, it's another entry on the wall. Ty Cobb leaves, Trump may actually have to face a Grand Jury, and, well, I declare tonight's animal to be the honey badger. It's your weeknightly MSNBC discussion thread, starting at 8pm ET
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Bus driver finally faces felony charge for not stopping for a dozen police cars. Daniel Mengestu saw the police cars following him, but didn't stop because he "believed it was a training exercise." Apparently the spike strips weren't a hint either
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Facebook will start ranking news sites based on trust as determined by Facebook users. So now you'll be able to get breaking news from Infowars direct to your inbox rather than having to wait for your racist uncle to forward it to you
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Scouty McScoutface of America is changing its name to something more inclusive
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese bus drivers protest funny-faced buses by making a funny face if you try to pay
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Conservative meme groups on Facebook revealed to be affiliated with dangerous right wing militias
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So, remember that glowing health report that Trump's private doctor wrote? Well, it was dictated by Trump himself. You're shocked, aren't you? No, wait, what's that thing that's the opposite of shocked?
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facepalming-Picard bust looks like it lost a lightsaber duel against a Sith Lord
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook to unveil new dating feature, which will definitely not leak data on what you have open right now in incognito tabs
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford got hearts racing in the 70s as the scoundrel Han Solo -- will what's his face do the same for today's Tiger Beat readers?
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious now moonlighting at Scientific American: Self-Driving Cars and Humans Face Inevitable Collisions
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Scaramucci's deal to sell his hedge fund to China and save millions in taxes just blew up in his face. The reverse Midas touch remains at 100% effectiveness
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Marriage material right there
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Sun April 29, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Bolton ... you're not helping
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yodeling is not only the rapid and repeated transition from low to high pitched tones, it is also considered the fastest way to get a stranger to punch you in the face
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Your owner sucks, your team is crappy, your fan base hates you, and your new city doesn't give a shiat about you.....I know let's cut our future hall of famer and face of the franchise
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Meet the chevrotain, the small and secretive mouse deer with lots of attitude. You'll want to pick him up, hug him and squeeze him ... and name him George
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New methods for genetic analysis and diagnosis of inflammatory bowel disease are blowing up everywhere. *squinchy face*
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama man jailed on heroin and cocaine trafficking charges, displays "oh boy, mom's gonna kill me" face for mugshot
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Let's face it, if this Korea summit were happening during Obama's presidency, the media would be in raptures
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Thu April 26, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NHL: No Licking. This means you, Brad Marchand
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Facebook stock price bounces back from Cambridge hit, apparently you've all already for-- hey everybody look, lolcats
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mexican presidential candidate suggests chopping off thieves' hands, claims that this policy was not something he just pulled out of his sleeve. Well, without hands, that would be difficult. Asinine tag wins as there is no palm to face
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
What if Farmers turn away from Trump after having their faces eaten?
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Dangers faced by a CEO of a high-tech company: unrest from shareholders, threats from the Board of Directors, being thrown out of a car by the leader of U.S. Special Operations Command
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Wed April 25, 2018
(FStoppers)
 
 
 
'...nude buttocks are perfectly acceptable if "Photoshopped onto a public figure': Facebook updates its community standards guidelines
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Martin Lewis sues Facebook for "fake news"...sorry, that should read "fake ads with his face on them"
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(Emojipedia)
 
 
 
Following Apple's lead, Google & Facebook update their pistol emojis to water guns. Microsoft's is still packing heat
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anzac Day. a national day of remembrance in Australia and New Zealand that commemorates all Australians and New Zealanders "who served and died in all wars, conflicts, and peacekeeping operations". Yay, let's all get shiat-faced
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Port Authority official forced to resign after video of her berating officers who pulled over car with her daughter in it surfaces. Who knew someone appointed by Chris Christie would be a jerkass who would attempt to use authority for personal gain?
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Prankster taunts the dynamite monkey by pushing it into a pond, receives instant karma
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Facebook sure has been thinking a lot about nipples"
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(Southern CA Public Radio)
 
 
 
"Controversy of Scarface" panel creates "Controversy of Scarface" panel controversy, as audience boos moderator for giving Pacino and De Palma endless talk time, virtually ignoring Michelle Pfeiffer except when asking about her weight during shoot
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Click and behold video from the surface of a frickin' comet
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Facebook applied for patent on figuring out how crazy you are by reading your messages and status updates
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's great and all that people are finally pissed off at Facebook with privacy concerns but when are people going to get mad at Google?
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Mon April 23, 2018
(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby wombat mistaken for human offspring on Facebook and it's a fack that Australians can't swear correctly
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Remember Facebook's "Download your Data" tool? Yeah, about that
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Wisconsin farmers shocked to learn cutting university budgets leads to a decrease in university employees to help with farming, increase in number of face-eating leopards
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Russian scientist who stole all your Facebook data on behalf of Cambridge Analytica wants you to know he's very sorry he did that, but really, when you think about it, it's Facebook's fault for not catching him sooner
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
If you're tripping on LSD, don't start randomly punching things that might attack you. One of them might be a 13-year-old girl, and you might end up in jail for aggravated assault. The more you know
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
If you're tripping on LSD, don't start randomly punching things that might attack you. One of them might be a 13-year-old girl, and you might end up in jail for aggravated assault. The more you know
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(The Week)
 
 
 
After years of getting money for nothing, Facebook finds itself in dire straits as it can't skate away from Congress due to its proliferation of an industrial disease
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Sun April 22, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney fails to secure Senate nomination, finished 2nd, will face primary in June. Mitt Romney. In Utah
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Overwhelmed Brooklyn postman hoarded 17,000 letters and parcels spanning 15 years. He may have been able to handle snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night but the ads and free samples were too much to expect anyone to face
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Say hello to my little 35-year old friend - looking back at the controversy of Scarface
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
North Korea has never faced a US president that didn't care if South Korea was reduced to a glowing ember
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
71-year-old Florida county commissioner faces multiple charges after authorities say he paid a married couple living with him to be able to have sex with the wife, and the story only gets more Florida from there
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl is a national treasure
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Facebook: Pssst, hey Republicans. We kinda saved your ass in 2016. You owe us one. Kill these privacy regulations
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook: Sure we're Irish for tax purposes and have previously agreed to apply Irish terms of service to our users globally, but there's this new privacy law going into effect, and you really didn't expect us to stand for that, did you?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Just a tip, but if you plan on robbing a Gamestop and wearing a mask to conceal your identity, you may want to choose one not made out of a clear white plastic
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Wed April 18, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Southwest accident likely caused by long face-melting guitar solo
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
James Comey posts photo with Method Man and Ghostface Killah, officially becomes someone you don't want to fark with
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook investor: "Maybe we should be taking risk into account"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Help CBC News investigate political ads on Facebook by installing this Facebook app"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: A man with three faces
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Eastern Indianapolis CSX "Damn Train" freight is so notorious it's got its own Facebook non-fan page; "There are two tracks, and this baby will trick you into thinking the wait is over"
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Tottenham look to bounce back from their loss to Man City as they travel to the Amex on the south coast to face Brighton & Hove Albion. Kickoff is at 2:45 pm EDT. This is your Tuesday EPL Discussion Thread
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Ohhhhhh, who's murdering inhabitants under the sea? Death Note SquarePants. With a pen and some paper and a face full of glee, Death Note SquarePants
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Neanderthal Matt Damon apparently threatened Stormy Daniels to keep her mouth shut about sleeping with Trump. So, Matt Damon, then
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Buying Facebook 'likes' is now prohibited under Islam by an Egyptian official since it's a form of fraud and deception
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Blaine Boyer of the Kansas City Royals earned the tag after helping the driver who was injured by a flying piece of ice on their team bus
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Stop sharing details from your personal history on Facebook. That's what TotalFark discussion is for
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
New study shows Facebook was flooded with "suspicious" ads right before 2016 election. Votesky Trump
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Republicans criticize spill of dam water to help salmon, demand the right to wade out into the river to punch the dam salmon in the face
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Leader of the free world biatchslaps Facebook. No, not that one
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Carrie Underwood unveils close-up photo of her post-accident face, after a horrific fall that left her with a broken wrist and 40 stitches in her face
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Grandmother shot in the face by stray bullet, lives to tell the tale to her grandchildren, who will pretend to be interested after hearing it ten times
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists say the Kanye stone-faced scowl is counterproductive in most social situations and doesn't actually make you look cool
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Twelve things you might want to delete from your Facebook page. Besides crazy Uncle Lester who still has Facebook?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Repetitional risk," - just of like that sleezy orange fake tan - the gift that keeps on a giving. (Fark needs a Mambo dogface to the banana patch tag, bigly.)
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Alt-reich provocateur and discount Sears outlet suit model Richard Spencer gets das boot from Facebook. No word on your racist uncle
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Wait... we weren't supposed to follow the Facebook hearings using just the memes?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Troy Police Dept. welcomes the first member of its new Feline Unit. The new officer will be named via a contest with kids at Troy Public Schools, with Twitter users voting on the 4 finalists. Stay tuned for the 'Catty McCatface' thread on Caturday
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Fri April 13, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not yet recovered from the Facebook intrusions, we get this TED Talk where the Dolby systems head talks about how in the near future your emotions will be monitored in public places using infrared cameras, CO2-level detectors and heart-rate monitors
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Fast Food Brawl Week continues with this video of a McDonald's employee with a backslap that would make Ric Flair proud WOOOO
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Fox News)
 
Weeners
 
Naked man assaults riders on a DC Metro train after doing "naked calisthenics" on the platform
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Wed April 11, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg gets more questions about Diamond & Silk than FB's role in Myanmar genocide. Brought to you by Ted Cruz (R-#CamAnal), Joe Barton (R-TX), Marsha Blackburn (R-TN), Steve Scalise (R-LA), and Billy Long (R-MO)
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
You can now order pajamas with your pet's face on them, which will really confuse your dog when it jumps in bed with you
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith offers to have Stan Lee come live with him as reports surface that Lee is a victim of elder abuse
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Russian troll spotted at Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg's first of two hearings with Congress
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg has been busy apologizing for Facebook's lackadaisical controls on data, but he still hasn't owned up to one huge data breach from 2012
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Israel basketball league's best scorer on its best team dismissed for punching teammate, which isn't kosher
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
At this point, just assume CamAnal knows everything you've ever typed on Facebook
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Your friend used an app on Facebook - and you won't believe what happened next
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hey guys, I have an idea: I'll leave a popular HBO show, get stupid drunk, call in a fake bomb threat and face up to five years in prison. Let's do this
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Zuck get roasted? Will he admit to wrongdoing? Will Zuckerberg laugh in Congress' face as he tells them the rules don't apply to him anymore? THIS is your Zuckerberg Congressional Hearing thread (2PM start time)
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Want less stress? Delete Facebook
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How to find out if your Facebook data is in CamAnal
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Facebook tracks people not even on Facebook. Gomer says 'surprise surprise surprise', Sgt. Carter just shakes head
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Brock destroyed Roman's face and our hopes of ever seeing the title before summer. Nicholas looks to hold on to the tag belt for a longer period than John Cena has. At least the IC and women's titles still matter. WWE Raw 8pm EDT USA
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Steve Wozniak segues over to Facebook, shuts down his account over privacy concerns
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Why do we feel intense fear and discomfort seeing Ted Cruz's face? A leading neurologist offers some explanations for it. [WARNING: TED CRUZ'S FACE IN LINK]
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Someone toilet papers police chief's truck. Department has a good laugh in their press release
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
A 10 year old is now one-half of the WWE tag team champions. Still more believable than the face of your company throwing a dolly at a bus
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(Star Trek)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago to the day, the single greatest episode of Star Trek premiered, and it changed the face of the franchise forever
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Negan picks up a hitchhiker on the road back to camp. Will The Council of Ricks reunite in the face of war? Will the secret of Jadis's helicopter be revealed? Will Dwight survive the night? Find out in "Worth." The Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions ON YOUR FARKING FACE
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Sat April 07, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The fact that glass is one of humankind's most important inventions is right in front of our faces, but we just ignore it as though it were invisible or something
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Having trouble keeping track of all the Facebook scandals? Have no fear, Fortune is here
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Tinky Winky was stinky drinky
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently some people actually use Facebook for sending messages
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
In a rare display of insight, Facebook decides now's not the time to harvest your medical data. For now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even the Koch brothers are getting tired of leopards eating their faces
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Facebook's facial recognition violates user privacy, doesn't like what you're thinking right now
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Thu April 05, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
If you ever thought Zach Braff and Dax Shepard looked similar, here's proof they're actually the same person
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(UPI)
 
 
 
'I felt like Marty McFly': Dash camera records lightning striking teen's truck. (w/ short video of zapping)
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
"Because of his spacial misjudgment, a beer belonging to the fan next to him paid the tragic price and exploded into a frothy mess"
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With US elections coming, Democrats are embracing the "sticks and stones may break my bones, but immature, petty-ass nicknames from a lying, cheating, cheeto-faced sack of monkey poop will not hurt me" strateegery
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
400-year-old documents reveal evidence of Japanese opium production and winemaking, because let's face it - 400-year-old tentacle porn is a lot easier to get in to when you're more "relaxed"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook upgrades data scraping estimates to 2 billion. Seems low
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Mississippi Sonic puts up sign asking customers to stop smoking weed in drive-thru. Sales expected to plunge
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Facebook changes terms of service and data polices, it now reads "All your data are belong to us"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Pretty sure Facebook is insulting our intelligence now
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because Facebook wasn't enough of a scourge on humanity, today's Phillies-Mets game is being added to its loathsome mixture of political idiocy, quack medicine, inspirational glurge and Fark links
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Joe Biden adds new dates, will melt your face on his ongoing "American Promise" tour. He's only playing Battleground States? That Trans-Am could be back in the White House driveway
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
And The Onion is prophetic like always
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
MLB bails on TV ... announces 25 digital-only games to appear exclusively on Facebook
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A new study finds that the fake news produced by Russians, based on data stolen by CamAnal, plastered all over your Facebook, actually may have won Donald Trump the election
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Sly is willing to bet 'Rocky' fans will pay to see same movie for the eighth time
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Mon April 02, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg thinks that creating an independent body like the Supreme Court to oversee Facebook could be the solution to their problems. First case to be heard will be Zuck vs. United States
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook: If you've recorded any video on our platform, we've kept a copy, even if you deleted it because.. *cycles through list of excuses* it's a bug. Sorry about that
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook CEO declares war on Apple CEO by calling him "glib." Nice to see he's taking advice from noted crazy person Tom Cruise
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Medium)
 
 
 
An article containing actual facts about the Facebook - Cambridge Analytica events which doesn't devolve into breathless pearl-clutching? Ain't nobody got time for that
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Some people get all bunged up over the silliest things. Though, to be honest, he does kinda have a point... front fascia air ducts do look pretty stupid
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Fri March 30, 2018