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Wed August 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
I know no one could've predicted this, but former lobbyist and Illegally Acting DHS Chief Chad Wolf was just caught giving his former clients lucrative federal contracts
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo just assured his re-election for as long as he wants it
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Trump sacks TVA chief for outsourcing tech jobs, being paid too much, not showing Three's Company on Nickelodeon enough
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Upon reading the headline, every FARK veteran of the press conference threads simultaneously went "DUH"
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Can Trump say anything coherent?
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(The American Independent)
 
 
 
We're two countries now, The United States of Trump, and "very bad states"
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Tick tock
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It's long past time to start handing out fines to people who refuse to wear masks
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kodak is a picture of securities fraud
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Turns out Trump lip-syncer Sarah Cooper is responsible for TikTok ban. Somebody got his fee-fees hurt
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Fri July 31, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit police officers now have a duty to intervene if they see wrongdoing by fellow cops. Tag is for how it should have been handled all along
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Gov. Evers orders statewide mask mandate for Wisconsin. Subby working on cheese curds and bratwurst in IV form
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Thanks heavens, I think we're at a tipping point - Best Buy will not open on Thanksgiving this year, either
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ten days ago, a wedding hall defied orders and held a 100-plus-person reception. As of today, there are at least 5 Covid-19 cases directly linked to the event. This is why we can't have nice things
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
An embattled president. A mass civil movement taking over the country. A military being used against the nation's citizens. It's not just you, it's déjà vu
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Tue July 28, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump just announced that Kodak will begin producing base chemicals for generic pharmaceuticals, and has secured a nearly $1 billion Federal loan to do so. So, momma don't take my Viagrachrome away??
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pfizer's CEO says Donnie's executive orders overhauling U.S. drug pricing will cause 'enormous destruction.' Good luck Hamptons real estate agents, yacht builders, golf club pros, personal chefs, and high-end hookers
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell claims businesses NEED immunity from Covid-related lawsuits to prevent an "Epidemic" of litigation. Though, so far, it's not even a "mild flu". There are 4 million Coronvirus cases in the US, but only 185 covid-related personal injury suits
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
TNfected
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Owners of gym that defied governor's executive orders to remain closed arrested. Must report to court in 26 minutes
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Esquire)
 
 
 
It's time to dissolve the DHS
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Well, that's something I guess
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Wed July 22, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats insist on adding pork to next coronavirus aid bill
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(NPR)
 
 
 
President Trump has a message for suburban voters: Conform or be cast out
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bipartisan support for masks is on the rise thanks to common sense
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(Vox)
 
 
 
You probably know this already, but white nationalism is the unifying centerpiece of Trump's White House
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Coronavirus leads to Texas's first drive-through strip club. Patrons furiously vying for pole position
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump shifts tone on pandemic, now says things will "probably get worse before they get better". So either we've turned the corner and flattened the curve or they've flattened the corner around the curve we've just turned
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security, founded to fight Cobra Commander, is pepper-spraying Polly Pocket. This might look bad, say officials
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Like the wars they passionately support, the Republicans are all for it, but don't want to send their own kids to fight in it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump signs Operation Don't Count the Brown Ones
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There's a reason the photo editor chose the picture of Gov. DeSantis doing "the "remain calm, all is well" pose from Animal House to accompany this article about his recent performance as governor
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump plans to sign some executive orders to make it look like he's working
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida teachers union sues Florida over emergency order that schools completely open, turn on their side, and pour all the students and teachers into shark infested waters
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bush era torture memo writer John Yoo still a bastard. Now advising Trump on how to become a dictator
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Good news, peaceful protesters: Trump's federal invasion force is probably coming to a city near you
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
According to Nuremberg prosecutor, Trump's goosestepping down the wrong path. And he didzi this Nazi coming
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Sat July 18, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why can't Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp say yes to masks? Other than he's a farking idiot, that is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Put your money where your mouth is: the going rates on face mask fines city by city
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One month ago, AFFOTD reviewed every state's COVID-19 response and asked the question "Are They farking Up? Here's what's happened since. Spoiler: we're farked
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mayor of Atlanta leaves city's mask requirement in place, tells GA Gov. Big Brain Kemp to fark off with his "no laws against masks" rule
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Thu July 16, 2020
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Interesting Tag: Former Arizona Republican Governor Jan Brewer calls out current Arizona Republican Governor, Doug Ducey, for his disastrous handling of the COVID-19 situation. Cool Tag: with a "Breaking Bad" quotation
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky Attorney General seeks to block all of Kentucky Governor's COVID-19 orders, stick head in sand
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Gov. Duchey gives his weekly press conference where the rules are all made up and the executive orders don't matter. Come for the hokey Midwestern accent, stay to find out if teachers will have to update their wills
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
"Look, in Colorado, there's no shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service,"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Federal judge rejects gym claim to stay open for another 26 minutes
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Wed July 15, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
What happened, South Dakota? You used to be cool
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Tue July 14, 2020
(The American Independent)
 
 
 
Trump's dreams of ______ is falling apart
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Sun July 12, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Thanks to COVID, the state of South Carolina has a chance to be #1 in something besides tourism and man-on-horse relations
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
States take off the kid gloves, put on latex ones and masks to finally crack down on coronavirus rule breakers
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
South Carolina governor bans alcohol sales after 11:00 PM in attempt to curb surging COVID numbers. Virus reportedly planning to pregame a little earlier from now on
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Trump said that he will be signing an executive order in the next few weeks which will include a "road to citizenship" for Dreamers
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Thu July 09, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Leader of Canadian opposition party: The fact that police didn't shoot and kill white intruder at Prime Minister's residence proves they are racist
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden to announce economic plan today including reversing some Trump tax cuts for corporations and imposing "common-sense tax reforms that finally make sure the wealthiest Americans pay their fair share"
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Wed July 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
There it is (Tulsa edition)
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
In the war against the invisible enemy, Mayor of Lafayette, LA says mandatory mask order is like using a nuclear bomb when the M16 of doing nothing is just fine. Lafayette metro is 6th in the country for new coronavirus cases per capita
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to knuckleheads, NJ residents must wear face-masks when outdoors
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump plans to have statues at his future rallies. No word on which dictators will be represented
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RNC robocalls: mail in voting is safe and secure. Starring Lara Trump aka "barely even knew who the fark she was, honestly, but then she gave a great speech during the campaign in Georgia supporting me"
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Tue July 07, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
One sure fire way to make sure you get only the best police officers: make them take out their own personal liability insurance policies to do their jobs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
To have a nationwide mandatory mask order in the United States would require the admission that the Trump administration was wrong about something. Therefore it won't happen
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Mon July 06, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Florida and Texas report "exponential" growth in last weekend's coronavirus infections. What happens next will amaze you. Unless you can do third grade arithmetic
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Texas GOP votes to hold a 6,000+ in-person convention in Houston, the hotspot of the state's Coronavirus outbreak
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Today's evidence that Trump is terrified that his base is deserting him
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Sun July 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kansas Republican county official, who also happens to be an editorial cartoonist, crafts sensitive and timely cartoon comparing a statewide mandatory mask order to getting on cattle cars. Who could possibly be offended?
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
No one knows how the hell to safely reopen schools
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Fri July 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Army of Lame Duck marches out to confront The Antifa at the Battle of Big Bullshiat
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Your daily reminder Illinois nazis are the worst
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Come for the science denying commissioners, stay for the comparison of wearing masks to Jews wearing yellow stars. Welcome to Martin County Florida
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. surpasses global record for new COVID-19 cases recorded in a day. Ummm...WE'RE #1?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Trump Believes That He Is Losing Because He Hasn't Been Racist Enough. Subby bets that surprises no one
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Thu July 02, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
PA Supreme Court rules that Republicans in legislature can't just rescind governor's power because he's a Democrat
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Deep red state of Mississippi admits it made poor choices, now says it's in deep COVID trouble
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Bankrupt former casino owner ragrets taking struggling slumlord's counsel : "No more of Jared's woke shiat"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Kayleigh, does President Trump believe that it was a good thing that the South lost the Civil War?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Would you like a side of COVID-19 with that burger?
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(Keloland)
 
 
 
South Dakota is on to you drivers who sneak into funeral processions just to make good time
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(Komo)
 
 
 
CHOP chopped
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
The latest edition of 'Take Down That Confederate Participation Trophy in the Middle of the Night' brought to you by the mayor of Conyers, Georgia
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle warns Democrats not to mess with the filibuster rule if they win control of the chamber in November, as he would never do such a thing
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Tue June 30, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Westchester high school tries to have a socially distant graduation. Too bad they didn't account for the two morons just back from Florida not wearing masks
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Anyone with an IQ over 80 isn't invited to Trump's Mt. Rushmore burning
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(US Department of Labor)
 
 
 
Arizona dairy has to pay over $850,000 in lost wages for being lactating workforce intolerant
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
A National Mask Mandate Could Save The U.S. Economy $1 Trillion, Goldman Sachs Says
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After his gyms were ordered to close, CEO threatens the governor of Arizona with a lawsuit, arm wrestling competition
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans are growing increasingly worried that if Trump does not change his tone soon, they'll have no choice but to continue their unwavering support of him
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Sun June 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
I hope Pence's prayers are up to date
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
"I trust our citizens to not sneeze on each other" might just be the most idiotic thing a Texas city council member could say about his city's citizens. So... guess what
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Sat June 27, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Clean up your act, or I will
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dotard does executive order to protect the losers participation trophies while calling protesters marxist terrorists who want to destroy the US government
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump decides he would like Texas' electoral votes after all
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump decides he would like Texas' electoral votes after all
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Fri June 26, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
With their states engulfed in viral explosions, the Donnie-loving governors of Fla, Tx, and Az are now backpedaling faster than a room of Trump spokescreatures after a 3 a.m. tweet-storm
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
♫♫ The Gov does what's right/ In the covid fight *CLAPCLAPCLAP*/ He's shut the bars in Texas ♫♫
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When people say protests never accomplish anything remind them a special prosecutor was just appointed to investigate Elijah McClain's murder
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Texas governor ordered all licensed hospitals in the hard-hit Bexar, Dallas, Harris and Travis counties to postpone elective procedures but still thinks it's enough of a hoax to not fully stop reopening plans
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Indian recruiter isn't worried about Trump's visa freeze, notes H-1B visa holders could even still work for U.S. companies, but from home in India - thus paying into Indian tax coffers instead of U.S. ones
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Wed June 24, 2020
(WRAL)
 
 
 
North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper: if you like the mask you have you can keep the mask you have. If you like social distancing you can continue social distancing. If you aren't willing to do either you can FOH, DIAF, and move to South Carolina
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
In today's edition of Our President Obviously Never Learned Middle School Civics and Government, ex post facto laws
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rhode Island considering changing name to...Rhode Island
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
RNC spin: it's okay that only 6500 people attended Trump's OK rally in person because 11 million people attended online, so it was actually the best rally ever
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's advisers are worried that lifelong Catholic Biden could peel a few percentage points off the "because Jesus" voters overwhelming support for Trump, a man 66% of Americans perceive as "not religious at all", which would doom his re-election
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Big Apple's offices begin reopening. "What Monday is going to look like at this point is going to be anyone's guess"
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Sun June 21, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Police departments won't comply with a chokehold ban even if it's demanded by Congress
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Let's look at all the police reforms that have taken effect since the police-sanctioned murder of George Floyd
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Fri June 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump acknowledges voters pose the biggest threat to his reelection
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Supreme Court affirms right of Okie Trumpers to be a plague upon the land
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Parent of toddler in 'manipulated' Trump video forces Facebook to remove it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tulsa mayor officially declares civil emergency ahead of Trump rally. Inofficial narionwide civil emergency still in effect and presumably to stay in place until January 20th 2021
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tulsa scared
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
George Floyd video longer than Trump's attention span
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Saying that city needs leadership and not coronavirus-carrying cowboys, Tampa mayor orders all residents to mask up by 5 PM Friday
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Thu June 18, 2020
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Just because they've turned against humanity doesn't mean we should defund the Terminator program
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Barr's claim that it's "unprecedented" for a former presidential adviser to publish a book during the president's term is totally true..if "unprecedented" has an alternate meaning like "inflammable" that means "totally and completely precedented"
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Senate GOP unveils a police reform bill, because when it's time to tackle the issues of institutional corruption and systemic racism, the first people the nation always turns to for a solution is a bunch of old white guys
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Falun Gong wants you to know Donald Trump is very compassionate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Polls : Biden has a large lead. The Hill : But does her really?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you hate wearing the mask now, you're really gonna hate the ventilator
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump campaign officials demand Biden interrupt Trump while Trump's making a mistake
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
DOJ to announce plans to break the internet
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
DOJ to announce plans to break the internet
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"I can't stand the lies"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who knew Biden was a grower?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A second round of lockdowns may not be as effective
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Be the first one on your block to sign an executive order. It's a Major Award. It's indescribably beautiful. The soft glow of executive power gleaming in your window
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(Washington Post)
 
Weeners
 
Today's tortured novelist forced to give up his blog and get rich writing food articles that are actually movie reviews posing as cultural criticism and yes Brooklyn is mentioned goes to The Washington Post
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump administration is ready, willing, and able to restore law and order. Subby is expecting resignation letter any minute now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump new policing rules includes saying you're sorry that you did your job and killed that black person. Also, lynching is only OK on Fridays. Railroading is OK seven days a week
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
They didn't want a large Farva. They wanted a liter of cola
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Yet another Republican says that he simply doesn't believe in systemic racism, because Obama was elected twice. Personally, I don't believe in systemic gravity, because I've seen Michael Jordan jump from the foul line and dunk a basketball
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Houston mayor Sylvester Turner announced Thursday the intended removal of two confederate statues will be expedited to happen before Juneteeth
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"In the history of politics, I think I can say there's never been any group or any person that's had rallies like I do." Oh, we can think of ONE "group or person", Mr. President
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Fri June 12, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump has been consistently racist for decades
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
We're headed towards another shutdown. Difficulty: not COVID
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In Dallas, Trump goes full "very fine people on both sides and says we'll never heal the racial divide in this country if we keep hurting racists' feeling by calling them "racists"
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Former housekeeper suing Trump Hotel in Las Vegas, claiming they engaged in religious discrimination by firing her because she refused to work on Sundays. Being Hispanic probably didn't help either
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Thu June 11, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump imposes sanctions on foreign officials and their families because those officials, who are with the ICC, opened an official investigation into war crimes committed by US troops in Afghanistan. Don't look away, this is what our country is now
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is spreading among fruit and vegetable packers, raising production fears and tossing "the world's salad bowl"
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Does it make it ok if Trump phrases his factually incorrect tweets as a rhetorical question? I'm just speculating, putting it out there?
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Disney hides racist movie, forgets to hide racist ride
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Never Trumper unwilling to grapple with reality that tea partiers and Trumpers are the same people
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
We should pay a lot more attention to Trump's terrifying "Regulatory Bill of Rights"
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Sun June 07, 2020
(AM New York)
 
 
 
NYC Comptroller: What if - and I know this sounds crazy - the cops WEREN'T the ones who credentialed press outlets?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
We see that you have an interest in racism and racist. Would you consider following @RealDonaldTrump?
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump's EPA justifies curtailing emission control regulations that combat fake* climate change by citing "economic emergency" caused by hoax* pandemic
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
According to Trump, this is the perfect time to seriously roll back environmental regulations. You know, because we're in the middle of a pandemic and a historic series of police brutality marches
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Wed June 03, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
-ing like a New Jersey casino
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(The Hour)
 
 
 
Company supported by Google, Twitter and Facebook sues Trump over executive order on social media clampdown. You can read about it all over the net
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Melania wasn't the only one not amused by Trump's photo op at the Pope John Paul II shrine, Archbishop of Washington calling it "baffling and reprehensible"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Don Henley wants copyright law modified to protect music, Eagles stuff, pointing out current rules are a" relic of a MySpace era in a TikTok world" ensuring Congress will have no idea what he's talking about
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Mon June 01, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Meat plants are opening back up but the price of burgers will still be high
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
And the purge continues as the last vestiges of the old republic are swept away
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Sat May 30, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
What do people dealing with flooding need? Water. But, not just any water. They need strip club water
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied." So "Revoke 230" should scare the hell out of everyone?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google: *looks around* "Yeah, maybe with the world falling apart right now we shouldn't be trying to celebrate Android 11"
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
"A riot is the language of the unheard" - MLK. Civil unrest continues in Minneapolis, Atlanta, New York, Louisville, Los Angeles
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
President Plague and his cronies have forced a website to remove a cartoon truthfully ridiculing the president. Looks like that executive order against twitter might have some merit and screw the first amendment
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump immigration policy shifts children approaching age 21 into different non-priority category where waits for visas approach... 76 years?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Owner of a NJ self-described "Italian seafood grill & sushi bar" transforms into a real pickup joint
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Small business owners: Can we reopen so we can pay our rents? Governor: No. Well can we at least delay our rent payments? No. So fark us? Yes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump ignored multiple warnings about Covid19 for months but declared war on Twitter in less then a day after only 1 Tweet was flagged
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"If platforms were not immune under the law, then they would not risk the legal liability that could come with hosting Trump's lies, defamation and threats." ∴Twitter hides all of his tweets, banhammer immediately after Biden takes the oath of office
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News: "Well sure, Trump 'may' have promoted violence against the rioters, BUT DID YOU SEE WHAT TWITTER DID?"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Biden says Trump's legacy will be that of a failed president, responsible for mass death and economic ruin
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Twitter is finally doing it. Low bar for the Hero tag but, that's where we are
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Flashback, October 25, 2019: Joe Biden - "The US is not ready for a pandemic." Donald Trump - "NEW iPHONE BAD"
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Liar who lied when she promised never to lie, in defending lies told by the liar she works for lies and says he never "intends" to lie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Included in the actual text of Trump's executive order: "Adam Schiff was continuing to mislead his followers by peddling the long-disproved Russian Collusion Hoax"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump signs social media executive order: This is your 5 p.m. afternoon tantrum
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
No shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Obvious: "Trump continues to claim broad powers he doesn't have". Existential: but if The AG is in his pocket, half of Congress is in his thrall, and the Supreme Court refuses to stand up to him, can you really say he DOESN'T have them?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Twitter CEO to Trump: We will keep pointing out your factual inaccuracies
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"The White House Office of Digital Strategy" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Brave Sir Zuckerberg ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Zuckerberg turned about and gallantly he chickened out
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump leaks Executive Order on social media - wants to create watch lists of users for offline platform tracking - McCarthy meets 1933 Germany
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Wed May 27, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Guests have a not so great adventure trying to make online reservations for Six Flags safari
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Prepare your e-butts: Executive order targeting social media companies expected to come out tomorrow
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Remember all the gnashing of teeth when Obama committed to a drone war? Trump inherited it, has scrapped all accountability and civilian casualties restrictions and just let loose. *Cricke-BOOOM*
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The purge begins
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump wants to f*ck over legal immigrants again
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Fri May 22, 2020
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
"This is the enduring spirit of a superpower that can't get its sh*t together and convert to the metric system, build high-speed rail or guarantee universal health care"
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Wed May 20, 2020
(National Review)
 
 
 
Rich Lowry of NRO wonders why Florida Governor Ron DeSantis hasn't gotten his participation trophy for skewing his state's death toll. It's like taking a shortcut to the one-mile mark in a coronavirus ultramarathon
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump signs executive order that simply reads "f*ck laws"
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wisconsin is starting to resemble a failed state. Starting?
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
In the future, everyone will be famous for being part of the Trump Administration for fifteen minutes
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Sun May 17, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Trump administration attempts to lock the US out of the international tech market
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Sat May 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham busted for operating illicit salon
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Model arrested for swimming during lockdown. Personally, I think only models should be allowed to swim during lockdown and, for that matter, after lockdown
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump to order big pharma to make key drugs in the U.S
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Meat producers: Supplies are low because of covid-19. Disregard that we ship 1/3 of our product to China
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"So, we have a shortage of meat, and we also have bunch of people who are desperate for haircuts. I have a shop on Fleet Street that can solve both of those problems." --S. Todd
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Wed May 13, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Seven indicators that Michigan's Governor Gretchen Whitmer is doing it right
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Mon May 11, 2020
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Before you get too excited about pop-up drive in movie theaters NJ, the state's only actual drive-in movie theater remains closed due to coronavirus
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coronavirus meat shortages could last through the summer, as processors of coronavirus meat struggle to reopen at full capacity
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Fri May 08, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Gov. Newsom signs executive order allowing every registered voter to vote by mail. What's next? Will the nation-state of California announce the creation of its own Postal Service?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle and his cronies want to hold off on more Coronavirus relief because if the virus won't kill the blue states, maybe poverty will
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Thu May 07, 2020
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Two Utah businesses that refused to follow COVID-19 protocols have 68 employees test positive. Asinine tag borrows mask from Obvious tag
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin says, let me get in on this anti-science crapola. I love stupid
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell Insists on screwing sick workers by protecting businesses from liability for them getting sick. Unsurprisingly, people have a problem with this
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Since Trump ordered meat plants to stay open, the number reopening is -7
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Texas governor Greg Abbott admits in a private phone call that ending stay-at-home order will cause a spike in Coronavirus cases but is going to do it anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know about Phase 1 of reopening Florida. Well, it's the home state of Florida Man, so set Phases on stunning stupidity
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Meatpacking plants are basically sacrificing workers
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Should we all become doomsday preppers now?
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Sun May 03, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Texas movie theaters reopen with "airport style security screening". In other words, the movie theater equivalent of the TSA is going to let a bunch of infected patrons get past security anyway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
He actually has a strategy?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mississippi governor: Oops. My bad. Who knew?
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
There are essential services and then there are ESSENTIAL services
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I guess America does negotiate with terrorists
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Fri May 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Michigan Governor does not negotiate with terrorists
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember that Tyson pork processing plant that shut down last week after 200 of its approximately 2,000 employees tested positive for Coronavirus? Turns out additional testing has uncovered a few more cases..like, say, 700 more
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
City in Mass isn't farking around with COVID-19, you wear a safety mask in public or get fined $300
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few...or the one
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump not invoking the Defense Production Act for ventilators and PPE equipment but invoking it to keep open meat-processing plants is probably the most 2020 American thing ever
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any breathing. How can you have any breathing if you don't eat yer meat?
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(The Hard Times)
 
 
 
At one point we feared we might be dumbing things down too much, but then we realized who our target demographic actually was," said Jeffrey Dunn, CEO of the Sesame Workshop
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
One simple trick to make $69 million
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wow, Texas and Iowa governors can go fark themselves
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(Medium)
 
 
 
So how does one open a state that never officially closed?
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Arizona is withholding information on COVID-19 hot spots from the public. Sleep well, desert dwellers
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doorman may be elected to the NY State Assembly because his opponent didn't read the memo about attaching cover sheets with her TPS petitions before they go out
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Church learns Jedi mind tricks on social distancing won't work on cops
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Margaret Atwood must be appalled. But Aunt Lydia would approve
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House considering legal immunity for businesses who get their workers and customers infected with coronavirus
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Governor Andy secures Kentuckians' ability to vote by mail, with cooperation of Republican Secretary of State. Unlikely and Hero tags reach compromise
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House publicly: Trump order suspending all immigration is just a "temporary measure" during the pandemic. Stephen Miller in a secretly recorded call to Trump supporters. It's TOTALLY not temporary we're shutting that shiat down FOREVER
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Upton asks Whitmer permission to motorboat
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Even Fox News acknowledges Trump's immigration ban is bullshiat dog-whistling to distract from the pandemic. Mind you, they're not *condemning* it, but baby steps, people
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Trump's new immigration freeze isn't about Coronavirus
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Almost 60% of the voting public approve of Trump's current ability to stimulate jobs, and his overall handling of the economy. Difficulty: this poll is from yesterday, and not 2 years ago
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Conservative group organizing protests against That Woman In Michigan has financial ties to That Woman In The Department Of Education
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD busts 4/20 "pot party" in Manhattan after getting social distancing tip from snitch at ...wait for it ...4:20 p.m. on Monday
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Wisconsin election results are in: 7 new COVID-19 cases
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Would you like to escape to a fantasy realm where COVID-19 barely rates a mention? Just read President Trump's Twitter feed
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You might actually sit down for this one. Billy Barr and his Justice Dept. posse may join lawsuits against the Stay at Home orders that were reluctantly implemented by Boss Trump just two or three weeks ago to stem the tide of GinaVirus
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Which U.S. states have idiots for governors?
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Mon April 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
NewsFlash
 
Give us your no one
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Covid-19 not a get out of jail free card for Cosby3-10
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Man protesting prison conditions encases himself in drums of concrete outside governor's mansion, becomes hardened criminal in the process
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Truly, these are the end times. Coronavirus may force NJ to let people pump their own goddamn gas
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Jacksonville's beaches to reopen says newly elected mayor Larry Vaughn
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The Daily Signal)
 
 
 
Speaking about the Spanish Flu pandemic, Woodrow Wilson may as well have been Wilson from "Cast Away"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"And so the sad irony here is that the protest was that they don't like being in this stay-at-home order, and they may have just created a need to lengthen it, which is something we're trying to avoid at all costs"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Michigan lockdown protestors block ambulance, await reinforcements from Meal Team Six
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Supreme Court says it's OK to take advantage of the pandemic to ensure incumbents are re-elected
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Kentucky legislature overrides veto, mandates voters show photo ID in order to vote during a time when all Kentucky ID-issuing offices are closed due to the coronavirus pandemic
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Fact Check: "No, Michiganders aren't banned from buying American flags" wait..MichiGANDERS? Are there Michigooses,too? Michigeese?
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
People will drive to Lansing, MI to protest the executive order. Subby agrees with the need to shelter in place, but is going just to get out of the house and meet people
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Tue April 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not content with a stock market crash, pandemic, bars closed and virtual speakeasies, compression of the roaring 1920s into the first few months of the 2020s continues with the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain: "Shame on Michigan's governor for banning people from buying baby car seats with her Stay At Home order." That Woman From Michigan: "That's not true, read the FAQ's on the state coronavirus website. Happy Easter"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A relative newcomer, William Barr has quickly moved up the ranks to become the second most evil person in the Trump administration
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Sat April 11, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Churches claim that their parishioners are being quarantined "for being Christian"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Governor Farquaad will issue executive order removing pandemic restrictions on businesses to "expand and restore the livelihoods that Texans want to have by helping them return to work"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There IS a reason Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) is often referred to "The Dumbest Man in the U.S. Senate"
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Fri April 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, Louisiana, it was nice knowing you
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Texas' abortion ban is blocked again until Fifth Ciruit appeals court judges wake up from their nap
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Miami-Dade leaders imply Cuba might be weaponizing the coronavirus and exporting it to Miami. Where were you during the Cuban Coronavirus Missile Crisis?
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Governor DeSantis included golf courses as "essential businesses" like grocery stores, pharmacies. Unlike those establishments though, social distancing remains optional on fairways, club houses
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Thu April 09, 2020
(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Even Republican U.S. Rick Scott is coming aboard for a rent freeze. Things must be really terrible
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas legislature overrides governors order limiting religious services to no more than 10 people. State's top doctor unleashes a public shaming on lawmakers, forgetting that local politicians have no shame
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Wed April 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
New York decides it doesn't want to try on Wisconsin's dunce cap
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Tue April 07, 2020
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
'At the Car Wash, you can get COVID-19. At the Car Wash, the dumbest people you've ever seen'
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
He protec. He attac. He make KY stand 6 ft. bac
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
M-O-O-N, that spells "resource grab"
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