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headlines found matching 'ethanol'
Wed April 18, 2018
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
And a one and a two and a how drunk are you?
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Fri April 13, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That one glass of wine per day that was good for you, then bad for you, then good for you again will now kill you in your sleep
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New laws may prevent passengers from drinking their own booze during flights, even if there's a screaming 4-year-old on board
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A lot of Farkers are known to love their hooch, but stay away from the tainted bootleg liquor
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Wed April 04, 2018
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Iowa farmers learn leopards come disguised as Chinese ethanol tariffs
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Kindergarten teacher approaches her job in the most Fark of ways
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Wed March 28, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah's liquor control commission debates alcohol and axe throwing. "People actually do this, huh?"
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man achieves a BAC of .316. His mugshot shows how proud he is
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Wed March 21, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Drunk airline passenger who broke fellow passenger's finger avoids jail because he was already drunk at the airport and the flight crew carried him onto the plane
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Sun March 18, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You know you're having a bad day when you crash your car into a wall and your 10-year-old calls the cops on your drunken ass as she walks to a nearby relative's house to get help
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Intruder who forced way into apartment was drunk, hammered
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is beer really the best alcoholic drink? Are liquors better? Or are the best drinks creative concoctions of mixed alcohols? What's the best alcohol?
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Americans spent $30 billion during drunken online shopping last year
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN under fire for asking Nunberg if he was sober or not; heaven forbid they try to determine if his ramblings were legitimate
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Thu March 01, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police seek 'volunteer drinkers' to get drunk. For entirely legitimate reasons of course
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Tue February 27, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one: guy in jail for DUI calls someone to pick him up, and THEY get arrested for DUI
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
You know how John Oliver buys airtime on Fox and Friends to speak directly to the President? Well, now Big Ethanol is doing it, but not as a joke
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Well, that's enough internet for today
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Thu February 22, 2018
(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
Passing out with a beer in his hand and his car in gear earns man his 10th DUI arrest. Police did not release his Fark handle
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Wed February 21, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
What type of booze drinker are you? Pull a stool up to the bar and let science tell you
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Sat February 17, 2018
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
"Bloody, drunk and chronically naked" yep, sounds like someone was the highlight of the overnight ER shift
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Thu February 15, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Showing up hammered at your DUI hearing will elicit no sympathy from the bench. (With helpful picture of Thirsty McDrunkerstein.)
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Why do governments ignore scientific advice on drugs? Here's an article that presents three plausible arguments as to why. Spliffy tag MIA
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: Obstructionist Democrats are responsible for my nominees not getting confirmed. Narrator: In reality it's 11 GOP senators who have blocked votes on the nominees, seeking concessions from Trump on uranium sales, marijuana, and of course, ethanol
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Lab that tests Tennessee drivers' blood for alcohol and drugs only gets paid if they say the driver was drunk. Some judges have a problem with that
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Listverse)
 
 
 
It's almost like someone wrote this listicle specifically to get it greenlit on Fark
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Sat February 03, 2018
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Russia...
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Now I know my BAC. Next time won't you sing with me?
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Wed January 31, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Man with .419 BAC gives up on field sobriety test, tells police he's 'going to jail anyways' No word on his Fark handle
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Temperance crusaders are back, and this time they've come for farkers' lifeblood
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Mon January 22, 2018
(The Street)
 
 
 
20 low-calorie beers for your New Year's resolution. Two article features: can be viewed as a single page, and also lists ABV for each
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Local TV news crew inadvertently runs into local TV news story
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Sat January 20, 2018
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Spiritual bros at a music festival start tripping balls after scientists give them a fancy-looking 'God Helmet' that really does absolutely nothing
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Wed January 17, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Science panel backs lowering drunken driving threshold from .08 to .05 to prevent some of the 10,000 drunk driving related deaths per year. A polite way of saying "Keep your drunk a$$ home"
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Good: Sleeping one off. Bad: In your car. Fark: Blocking the Fire Station
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
After Colts' season, Indiana Senate to consider allowing retail Sunday booze sales
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Fri January 05, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
You know you are having a bad day when: A) You have bottles of prescription medicine, and a growler of alcohol in your car, B) You lead the police on a 118 MPH chase and they catch you, C) There is a dead body in your trunk, or D) All of the above
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Tue January 02, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
This is how much alcohol you should have in a week, not a drop over or under. Disclaimer: Article is from an Irish publication
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Sand bar forms off New Zealand
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