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Sun May 20, 2018
(Microsoft)
 
 
 
Attention, Microsoft users who regularly rely on Flash, Silverlight, and Shockwave controls in their Office 365 documents to make them more lively: Starting this September, the party is over
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists perplexed by sperm whales' lack of genetic diversity. Either they tend to stay in their parents' basements, or 100,000 years ago something killed lots of them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News throws out some red meat to their right-wing conservative base. Don't believe subby? Just read the comments (spiffy tag for subject of article)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Misfits prove that punk's not dead, sell out 15,000 seat Prudential Center in homecoming concert
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Miami Marlins revoke press credentials of journalist who does actual journalism
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
"The President would love to come and hold a campaign rally for you. What do you think?" "Um...let me check my calendar...well, gee...it seems we're already booked that day. And the day after. And the day after. Hey, let me call you back"
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Professor of communication studies claims that binge TV watching could be sign of a well-adjusted healthy consumer of entertainment, not a smelly couch potato hopelessly hooked on soap operas, plot twists, and mystery boxes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently you can con a ton of money out of the super-rich just by pretending to be the grandson of the guy who invented Bakelite. I thought it was hard to become super-rich?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
In the afterglow of the Royal Wedding, Hugh Grant has finally decided to tie the knot for the first time at age 57, sets up ceremony for later this month. "This is a day none of Hugh's friends ever thought would come" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Killing dozens of innocent people in Iraq wasn't enough to imprison world-class asshat Erik Prince. Lying to Congress under oath? Welcome to Pelican Bay
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Signs of the apocalypse: the Northeast is building arks due to torrential flooding, the British Royal Family is not 100% white, and National Review has a surprisingly non-derpy opinion on mass shootings
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(KXII Texoma)
 
 
 
After selling all of their worldly possessions, giving away $100 bills in the park, lighting their house on fire, walking away naked and fighting with cops, couple realize that it isn't judgement day after all
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Putin slams the royal wedding for being the remnants of a bloody empire and force-feeding coverage to the world (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Jon Bon Jovi goes on new SiriusXM show, says many talented rock stars from his day were hurt in MTV era by shiatty video choices. "Even Tom Petty was dressed up like an apocalyptic road warrior"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A huge merger between two marijuana companies spells doom for anti-drug proponents
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Physics World)
 
 
 
Recent calculations of General Relativity show that Mercury's orbit should shift an additional degree every 2 billion years than previous less-detailed calculations. A soon to be launched probe to find out if Einstein is still the top gun of physics
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(Slate)
 
 
 
That Atlantic article making the point that it's actually the 9.9 percent middle class, not the top 1 percent, who are responsible for the growing income gap? Yeah, bullshiat
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Toy company receives trademark for "sweet, slightly musky" scent
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Writer for The Daily Caller: You're not going to believe the conversation I just had with Stormy Daniels and what she said about her attorney. Stormy: Umm, you paid to have a photo with me and complimented my lawyer, and it all lasted 30 seconds
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Entomologist says you should not kill spiders in your home (with NOPE NOPE NOPE photos)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Gubernatorial candidate's 'deportation bus' breaks down during tour." This, students, is what writers call "foreshadowing"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Melania Trump's condition downgraded to "White House Resident"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
App developers form union to try to get better App Store policies. It's free to join, but you have to make micropayments if you want to skip ahead to the next level, get more benefits
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Did you watch the episode of Angel where the broody vampire gets turned into a puppet, and think, "Gee, that should be a show all on its own"? If so, Brian Henson has an entirely NSFW promo for a new show
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Winds blow down ugly-ass civic sculpture. City ambivalent about whether they should put it back
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(Space News)
 
 
 
Sadly, it's looking more and more like 2001: A Space Odyssey's vision of the future with commercial space stations may have been off by a decade or two ... or ten ... or twenty
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In a desperate bid for freedom, five refugees of a corrupt government take to the sea in a small boat, only to be capsized in six-foot waves just a quarter of a mile offshore
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson got $150k from Trump campaign to present the correct messages
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
50 years ago, scientists warned of the extinction of the Dusky Seaside Sparrow. Guess what? The Dusky Seaside Sparrow went extinct in the '80s. Not everything has a happy ending, people
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Somebody "at the top of the Treasury Department" hid Cohen's suspicious transactions from the FBI, the DEA, and the NY District Attorney
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Finnish study finds that depressed, mentally ill, and psychologically controlling parents make it difficult for children to establish friendships in grade school. albeit "Scandinavian parenting styles may not be generalizable to parents elsewhere"
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
A man went to the balcony of his home to chase away some monkeys. That's when things got all stabby
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen tries to have Michael Avenatti should be barred from Cohen case due to 'smearing' Trump lawyer on TV, attorneys saybarred from case, citing as legal precedent: "It's the best we could come up with this time"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
A routine embolization, even with general anesthesia, typically gets you discharged the next day. Melania's successful, uneventful "embolization" has kept her in the hospital for 4 days
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Governor Abbot promises outside the box thinking and synergistic solution ideas before establishing clear metrics and performance incentives that mesh with his organizational culture
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Bullying, harassment, sexism, and racism are all real problems in science. If the Universities won't fix them, maybe publishers can?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientist comes back from watching Infinity War for the 10th time, calculates the actual strength of Thanos. Spoiler alert: He's really strong
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Payment services company iZettle cancels its IPO, zettles for PayPal buyout
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Fox News breaks the glass ceiling by hiring its first female CEO. "People who haven't been sued for sexual harassment" ceiling still has nary a crack
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
While nobody was paying attention, the Feds have shut down possibly the largest case of medical fraud on record
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
There is one thing you can say: Trump is extremely competent at making the news media jump from scandal to scandal at his whim
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, The fate of the Earth rests in the hand of Phil Coulson. Unless the agents can stop Graviton the time loop will remain unbroken and next season start in space... again. (ABC 9ET)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So much for the Pentagon's plans for taking over Iraq with this Sadr guy gaining so much power
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have a nice government, people: "Hacker interrupts virtual congressional debate with gay porn"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Was there a part of you that was like, 'This isn't real. This could not happen at my school?'" Santa Fe, TX student Paige Curry: "There wasn't...It's been happening everywhere. I've always felt it would eventually happen here too"
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Parents fight four-lane road near elementary school. I usually need a fifth of tequila before I start picking fights with anything that big
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Past: Mansplaining scifi shows to your friends. The Present: Mansplaining scifi shows to the cast. The Future: Mansplaining scifi shows to the writing staff
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP candidate for OK government would like everyone to know that he doesn't support euthanizing the disabled as an alternative to welfare, really, he was hacked
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Steven Tyler: "I've spent about $2 million on drugs over the years". The rest of the world: "that's it?"
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Massachusetts lawmakers accidentally revoked veterans' exemption from drunk driving laws
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Local woman is really happy to have been arrested for a fatal DWI crash. You'd hit it jokes to the left, burn in hell comments to the right
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(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
Wealthy Nantucket residents tell seasonal workers to Suckit
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now here's 2018 Rudy Giuliani deploying his experienced and honed rhetorical skills when confronted with 1996 Rudy Giuliani stating that a president cannot ignore a subpoena to testify
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
School employee busted for being high on meth at work. Officials became suspicious when she started talking faster than any of the students, kept trying to clean the grains of sand on the playground
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Student graduates from high school and college in the same week, promises to offer a living hourly wage to his classmates
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince Charles will walk Meghan Markle down the aisle since her father got out of it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
How cabin crew judge if you are drunk on a plane because they don't know your Fark handle (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why Vice President Mike Pence will never be president, Trump will take him down with him
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Must-read for the President's legal team: What to do when your client shoots themselves in the foot. Or in their case, shoots himself in both feet then fires themselves out of a cannon
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
You have just be terminated from the company you founded for sexual harassment, battery on an employee and drug use so it's time to give out money in your dog's name to rehabilitate your image
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(wookiemonster)
 
 
 
Help old school Ultrafarker Wookiemonster get 1,000 follows for his feature film project. Grand prize is $25k, and only 33 entries. Please help :)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Murphy Brown is back and ready to humiliate another idiotic vice president working for a criminal president
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Special Counsel clears the president saying, "no indictment can or should be brought against anyone"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Astrologers say movement in Uranus shows it's a good time to squeeze out some profits in Bitcoin
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out, there is a right way and a wrong way to accept a compliment
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
They're not saying it's aliens, but...well, actually, yeah - they're saying it's aliens (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In one of those crazy coincidences that look bad but are probably innocent, Russian government plane landed in Seychelles the day before the accidental meeting Erik Prince accidentally had
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sandra Bullock touts product "made from the foreskin of Korean newborn babies" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Fed's Neil Kashkari says he is just stumpedy-stump-stumped at why there has been no real wage growth despite record low unemployment " A potential explanation is that businesses have somehow gained the upper hand in wage negotiations" Ya Think?
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(American Geophysical Union)
 
 
 
"But despite being the most C4 dominated continent today, little is known about the initial C4 expansion in Australia." Now, they're trying to blow you up
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you haven't bought a house since the last Presidential administration, you probably won't be able to until the next one
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Thu May 17, 2018
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Japan's never-ending eel shortage will continue in summer 2018 and 2019, with dish prices expected to surge by 50 percent. Hold the hovercraft
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nebraska coach Scott Frost responds to Nick Saban's comments about Central Florida's title being legit by saying 1 or 2 of Alabama's aren't legit, either
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Delta passenger subdued with wine bottle to the head sentenced to to two years in prison
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Location Data for Customers of All Major U.S. Mobile Carriers leaked. Without consent
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NFL will be just like the NCAA when it comes to reviewing potential ejections
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
So how did team Trump continue working that Trump Tower Moscow deal while he was campaigning for President of Ethics Violations? Don't worry, Buzzfeed has you covered
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Gentlemanly custom from the soccer world makes its way into the gentlemanly sport of cricket. That's right: swapping jerseys
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Operation Inherent Resolve accidentally tweets, then deletes, photo of ultra-secret French spy aircraft. C'est moi qui vous remercie
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
John Bolton says we'll give North Korea the Libya treatment, but Trump says no we won't, because we cool with Kim. Also, a bunch of other stuff happened, too. On this appointment of Mueller anniversary let's get caught up. MSNBC thread starts at 8pm ET
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New study says dementia exercise programs "don't slow brain decline." So if you forgot you had to be at the gym in 26 minutes, it's OK
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You know how they say video games encourage certain behavior in real life? The this police force must have played Saints Row: The Third because they replaced the purple dildo with "Big Blue" around the department to hit co-workers with
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(Rip City Sports Radio)
 
 
 
Just a fun loving bunch of kids violently jumping a teammate to welcome him to the varsity squad
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Representative Mo Brooks (R-AL) claims rocks falling into the ocean are responsible for sea level rise. Says it will spill over the edge of the flat Earth so we shouldn't worry about it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After an "apology from the Mormon Church for 2 centuries of racism" published on a parody website goes viral, the real LDS is put in the awkward position of having to issue a statement saying they didn't apologize for 200 years of racism
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
House rejects Trump's bribe...I mean, "bailout" for Chinese manuspying company ZTE. Expect an announcement shortly by the Chinese declaring they're pulling out of the Indonesian Trump Tower and Corrupt Pleasure Palace
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently Bumble Bee has been up to something fishy but only the customers get stung
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rudy involved in an accident that doesn't involve words coming out of his mouth
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Federal judge to ICE: Stop lying about DACA recipients
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Stormy's lawyer Avenatti accused of welching on a $2 million bankruptcy payment. What, you thought the Trump regime wasn't going to do their own counter-intel
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
$85M apartment for sale, comes with plenty of space (now with pictures)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So remember that Qatari that got wrapped up in the Ice Cube civil case? The guy Avenatti was going on about? Turns out Kushner's getting a bailout by a company whose second highest investor is the Qatari Investment Authority, run by that guy
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
The center of a proton has the highest pressure ever witnessed so, like, don't go there
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yawn: Video surfaces of airline employee preventing customer from bringing service animal on flight. Fark: The service animal is a velociraptor
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As the Manhattan lawyer who went on a racist rant because the employees of a mid-town restaurant dared to speak Spanish is finding out, if your name and the name of your business are the same, your Yelp score is gonna take a beating
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(myAJC)
 
 
 
A look at what's wrong with the Internet. Suspiciously absent: Fark.com
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Study finds Moon dust could give astronauts permanent DNA damage
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Perhaps it would better if the DOJ, the SEC and the OCC set up permanent offices inside Wells Fargo's headquarters
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(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
The IRS wants you to think of it as a startup. Which I guess means tax season is now the equivalent of an IPO and you can choose whether or not to be an investor? Cool
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
"In other Mets news, someone installed a hot dog roller in a vacant locker. There are four hot dogs currently cooking on it. Will investigate"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Feb 2017: Seattle City Council votes 9-0 to pull its account from Wells Fargo over political disagreements. May 2018: Seattle signs 3-year extension with WF after no other bank wanted Seattle's business
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump gonna Trump. "These aren't people. These are animals." Was it just about the bad element or all immigrants? We link...you deride
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Intel's Mobileye gets self-driving tech deal for 8 million cars. Yep, 8 million new potential Conficker, MyDoom, SPECTRE, Meltdown, etc. infections rolling down the road. Happy motoring
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lost in Wednesday's news reveals, "Russian government apparently used the National Rifle Association to help Donald Trump's presidential campaign in 2016" according to a Senate Committee. We kinda knew, and now we know
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Nothing says 'plucky' quite like a law student who has failed the bar exam six times but just keeps trying. "It's kind of like torturing yourself"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
House Republicans doing everything they can to prevent Republicans from talking about and voting on immigration bill, because "elections" and "things are going great"
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(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Much like Buster Bluth, the new season of Arrested Development is being chopped into 2 parts
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
"Human Bones Found Buried Under Trailer." To be fair, it was a burned-down, abandoned trailer that had sitting in a woman's back yard in Kentuck-- Say, has anyone seen Drew lately?
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Zuck to EU: Oh, you want me to speak there? Let me just check my schedule...ok, no problem. UK parliamentary committee: Hey, what about us? We requested a meeting several time. Zuck: What was that buzzing noise?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Waffle House hero's description of his phone call with the president also best describes Melania's sex life with Trump
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Apparently, he was 3 months away from his $100,000/year retirement. The Broward deputy has seen enough movies to know what would have happened if he had intervened
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Wed May 16, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama Attorney General Steve Marshall holds another 'Faith Forum'. Alabama is also at a 20-year high for violent crime, so apparently he told people to pray harder
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Where the bullets went that day at school
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"With friends like Trump, who needs enemies?" asks the President of the European Council
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
1989: "You've got mail" 2018: "You've got poop" Google files patent for smart diaper
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(CBC)
 
 
 
In what is sure to be not controversial at all, we now have a 2nd amendment solution to those annoying bike-sharing docks that are popping up around the world
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(City A.M.)
 
 
 
Hipster investment firm takes out $300 million from tip jar, unveils "The Craftory" to foster and incubate hipster consumer brands who challenge mainstream brands with anti-corporate craft alternatives. The logo sells itself
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Republicans have bigger problems than censuring Trump over the McCain comments
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(Tech Crunch)
 
NewsFlash
 
Senate votes to save net neutrality rules. Bill will now be sent to the House where it will promptly be killed
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
While filming Cajun episode of Parts Unknown in Louisiana, Anthony Bourdain reveals he won't retire, explains how he films fun party segments: "Alcohol helps and therefore, it's not just my responsibility, but the responsibility of the crew to drink"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump releases 2017 financial disclosure form, which, among other things, lists the 2016 payment to Stormy Daniels that he omitted from the previous year's disclosure
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump company lawyers urged a publicist for the Russians involved in the 2016 meeting at Trump Tower to back up Trump Jr.'s version of events, and not say anything else in response to inquiries. This was before news of the meeting was reported
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Her Darkest Role: Actress Allison Mack's Descent From 'Smallville' to Sex Cult"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The 'football incident' illustrates how "Veep"-levels of clumsiness in the Trump White House reach all the way to the top of the chain of command - and underscores how,, Kelly is acting like a middle school principal than a Cabinet-level executive"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Why early retirement is all it's cracked up to be, so long as you're "boondocking as much as possible on BLM land ... free government-owned wilderness"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Sword-wielding men attack Sumatran police station in terror act immediately claimed by ISIS, who apparently can't afford guns anymore
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Students work to find "bible belt strangler." Step one - look for man with huge belt of bibles
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teacher: Please don't record me drowning these raccoons in class | Students: Hold my beer
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Frances Bean Cobain's ex-husband takes her father's MTV Unplugged guitar in divorce settlement. Now that is an angry man
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(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
Chuck E. Cheese's may get razed for six-story hotel. Where will drunk parents fight now?
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(Medium)
 
 
 
So, it looks like AT&T's payments to Cohen got them a direct meeting with Ajit Pai and another guy who also hates net neutrality
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Nunes wants DOJ to reveal the identity of a UK intelligence agent "who has provided intelligence to special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 Trump presidential campaign." This is not normal
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Bad day: getting an eviction notice. Fark: from your parents. Ultra fark: you're 30 years old
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump is draining the swamp by burning the Federal government to the ground, in such a way that it won't ever recover. Deliberately
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Stan Lee files a $1 billion lawsuit against POW Entertainment for stealing his name, likeness, blood
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
How will millennials care for their aging parents, since climate change took out ice floe option?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Panthers rookie CB Donte Jackson, always eager to do interviews, quoted Beyonce.... to the amusement of Coach Rivera
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Former and current mayor of Atlanta embroiled in federal corruption probe
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former congressman Farenthold reneges on his pledge to repay taxpayers for using our money to pay off his victims
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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
The U.S. Postal service celebrates 100 years of airmail as the first letter sent on May 14, 1918 arrived today intact
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese list their most unpopular foods. It's not too difficult to guess what notoriously pungent dish got on the bottom 5 list, but #1 should ring some bells
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"If the world governments do not turn over Superman, Wonder Woman and the rest of the Justice League to me, the Legion of Doom will have no other choice but to use our doomsday ray on all of your cities"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Student takes Danny DeVito cardboard cutout to prom. That's not the real story. It's the guy in the photo on the right that's wearing a Captain America suit/tux
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The main summary of the Supreme Court invalidating PASPA: "the federal government can make sports betting illegal, but it can't make the states make sports-betting illegal under state law"
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Apparently, gas prices are still too low. Because you lot still have got enough to spend on other things
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Apparently instead of putting the E in DARE, this police department decided to put it in nepotism
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Probably short of "salt-water flood recovery," no phrase terrifies a Corvette enthusiast more than "nose damage"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Hey, Hey, Hey...Fat sentence coming in September
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So what do you do with all those pesky children after you've separated them from their immigrant parents? Well, we do have all these military warehouses lying around... BRILLIANT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: "What's actually amazing about this accident is that a Model shiat a fire truck at 60mph and the driver only broke an ankle"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
App lets parents-to-be find out all about baby's appearance, traits. The trick is getting the phone in there
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Best Korea plays Worst President
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Black mystery substance coming out of vents at public school. No one more excited about this development than the biology department
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(Some Lunch Guy)
 
 
 
Marketers present in-depth assessment of Global Plastic Insulated Lunch Box Market: sanctionative technologies, key trends, market drivers, challenges, regulative landscape, deployment models, operator case studies, and so on. Bring your THERMOS™
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(Spice Guy)
 
 
 
"New England, a part of the United States where every recipe calls for meat, vegetables, and a starch to be put into a pot and boiled until all ingredients reach an indistinguishable shade of beige"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"You see these movies, they're so violent and yet a kid is able to see a movie if sex isn't involved, but killing is involved. Maybe they have to put a rating system for that"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Large corporations are discovering that, upon reflection, maybe it WASN'T such a great idea to give money to a shady mob-connected "fixer" who was essentially selling his access to the President of the United States
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
White people's bland food isn't just an Internet meme. It's a centuries-long obsession
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(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
Psy leaves longtime talent agency to go solo, take on new markets and challenges. Open Bidding Style
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Study finds that chemicals present in the nation's drinking water are toxic at much lower levels than the EPA used to say was safe. As head of the EPA do you a) warn everybody, b) ask for more research, or c) bury the study to avoid "a PR nightmare"?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Jupiter's moon Europa gives scientists new hope for finding signs of alien life with new NASA mission
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Is social media really that bad for your mental health?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: One of my old college friends--who is now 50--has long been an uncle to my two kids. Our daughter is 19 and attending college near him; he has spent time with her and confessed he's falling in love with her. What do we have to do?"
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
High school students arrested after police find out that wasn't frosting on the cupcakes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is upset that negative comments about McCain got leaked to the press. He's not upset about the comments, mind you, just that they leaked to the press
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Over a dozen new kinds of creatures discovered, given scientific names including Darth Vader isopod, Big Ears crab, chain-saw lobster, ice cream cone worm, and cock-eyed squid (pics)
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
I guess it was an obvious market niche. You can now buy Stormy, a Real Doll taken from a cast of Ms Daniel's body. Is this a Business or Entertainment discussion?
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Dear Oakland A's, when you come to Canada to play the Toronto Blue Jays, please tell Bruce Maxwell that he can't enter the country. Thanks, Canada Immigration and Border Security
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists transplant memories between sea snails via injection. Memories were reportedly of a square yellow sea sponge, and saying the word "meow" over and over
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"We've analyzed the tanking Condo market, sir, and there is a danger. Shall I put the 6,500 new units on hold?" "Postpone? In our moment of triumph?"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle's dad really wants to get out of attending her wedding (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
President of junior CFL team resigns after making joke about dude selling him beer at VGK/WPG game, because they all look alike, amirite?
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Ron Howard says there's recently been a little talk about a sequel to 'Willow'
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Marvel's Agents of SHIELD renewed for Season 6. At least they should save about half the budget for the cast next year
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
"Not to be mistaken for their more petite cousin, the alpaca, llamas can weigh over 400 pounds, have thick fleece coats, are very brave, and are currently catching fire"
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Mon May 14, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump does this one thing at least 20 times per day
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Karl Malone's son retires at the ripe old age of 23 after two days of post-college employment
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In today's "How do you do fellow kids?" article, BBC attempts to explain why gammon is everywhere on social media at the moment
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"I don't know how to waste time on the internet anymore". Article actually mentions Fark by name
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(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
 
 
People that only drink soy milk are iodine, taste bud deficient
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(WTOC Savannah)
 
 
 
"Did you know it was illegal to touch an alligator?" Attention whore in chicken suit: "Yes and no"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Swiss prosecutor to examine the many holes in Novartis' cheesy story about Cohen payment
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Funny how 2018 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act increased federal taxes for residents of California, New York, other blue states, isn't it?
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
A new competitor to Astroglide has entered the market
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Got a problem with carpenter bees chewing holes in your porch? No problem, just shoot them with your revolver
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Carbonated beverages have been around for well over a century. So why don't we eat carbonated fruits and vegetables, or carbonated pork and meatballs? Finland's hydraulic press guy and his wife try them all, so you don't have to
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In wake of Supreme Court ruling, NFL looks to Congress to protect fans from "the potential harms posed by sports betting to the integrity of sporting contests and the public confidence in these events"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Google employees resigning as execs continue to pursue Project Maven business with DOD, where Google's AI and machine learning algorithms will be used to quickly and inerrantly identify humans to be autonomously wiped out by drone strikes
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(Australian Football League)
 
 
 
Hinkley explains his bizarre victory celebrations, such as shooting at U.S. presidents
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
President Trump's methods are unique, however his accomplishments are in league with Washington, Jefferson. No word when he'll be added to Mount Rushmore
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News host Jeanine Pirro: President Donald Trump has fulfilled biblical prophecy by moving the U.S. Embassy
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Newly released Def Leppard beer. "It's disarmingly tasty," says drummer, making off-hand comment
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago today, the greatest sitcom in history aired the greatest series finale in history
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Rent-a-goalie app helping solve hockey net-minder shortage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. I'm afraid there will be a short delay. We have to taxi back to the terminal in search of a new tail for our plane"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The Rick and Summer treatment for depression is proven to work in real life
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Psssst ... Democrats, here's how you could thwart President Trump's Supreme Court takeover and save America
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"In a village where girls were not sent to schools or allowed to work, an old woman holding a pistol and following her passion was odd and invited ridicule." Although probably not for long
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Look, the President has been perfectly clear. The tweet speaks for itself and I refer you to outside counsel if you want to discuss today's White House briefing. 1:30 EDT
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to stay at a hotel with a lullaby service with sounds like traffic and vacuuming, now is your chance (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen tried to convince Uber to hire him,saying: "you need to hire me" because "I have the best relationship with the president on the outside," but Uber passed because they couldn't help but notice all those taxi cab medallions Cohen owned
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Mueller probe has gotten a lot more convoluted than Game of Thrones "five different characters all look exactly the same"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Fashion student chased into a supermarket by rabid beaver. Not a euphemism
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(Some University of Kansas)
 
 
 
Palentologists may have found a baby Tyrannosaurus rex fossil
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Long Island police rescue 14 ducklings from storm drain, won't stop asking about supplemental insurance
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Presidential pillow talk, starring Sean Hannity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Keyless cars: Convenient, modern vehicles that can kill you in your sleep
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Identity affects your food choices
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"As part of the divorce settlement, My client is demanding a share of her ex-husband's $1.4 million Bitcoin holdings...okay now it's $1 million...and now it's $500,000...okay, now she owes him money"
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Hawaii police find lots of guns and 800 rounds of ammo in hotel room, but let the guy go because he claimed he's a federal agent hunting terrorists
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
People keep asking what Mike Pence has been up to. Well, he has done 20 events all over the country with the Nazi-loving racists over at "America First Policies." Neat
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump praises his mom in Mothers Day message, makes no mention of Melania
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tag is about to explode as the woman who invented Mother's Day actually came to hate it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Local man believes standing up to Uncle Sam more important than running from Pele. Also enjoys sniffing sulfur vents
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump orders the Commerce Department to save jobs in a) Michigan, b) Indiana, c) China
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The score to Deadpool 2 features a "Parental Warning" sticker due to the names of the tracks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oakland residents throw a huge barbecue and invite everyone except the woman who called cops on the black family barbecuing in the same park
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
"Jif upside down still says Jif... my entire life is a lie"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump spent the 1980s working in fake news
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Michigan's new Medicaid work requirement targets *wink* "urbans" and exempts *nudge* "rurals"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"We're in an era where voters, whether on the left or the right, don't think anything good ever comes out of government," says member of party that has worked tirelessly to convince voters that nothing good comes out of government
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Don't be so smug waiting for your Nobel Prize President Trumpy, your summit with North Korea is a trap
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
North Korea has offered to abandon their nuclear testing site which they've already destroyed by accident. What kind of idiot thinks this is a grand peace gesture?
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Senate chairman Sen. Grassley: Comey said FBI agents saw no sign General Flynn lied. So big lie
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I know you hear all the time from people who ask if their hot bisexual friend's all-day orgies are a concern, but my case is different. My 16-year-old son can't get the grades to become an RAF pilot and is depressed. What should I do? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The first 1,000 fans receive crippling student debt
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin dishes on her experience at The White House Correspondent's Dinner and after party
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Sat May 12, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Giving the streamers what they want, YouTube Red orders second season of Cobra Kai, to debut in 2019 with further adventures of Old Johnny and Old Daniel
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(NHL)
 
 
 
We now go West for Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals. Will the Knights continue to surprise us? Or will the Jets take the first game? Who will eventually be able to tell us how the West was won? The fun begins at 7pm ET on NBC
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Senior center is closed. The moose out front shoulda' told you"
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
So let's see if we got this straight: a Nevada resident who placed third in the West Virginia GOP Senatorial primary plans to "sabotage" the first place finisher because he once ran for office in New Jersey. Got all that?
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
State Department nuclear expert packs his bags and leaves the Trump administration after Tweeto pulled the U.S. out of the Iran deal
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Meh, always knew octopuses are really "aliens" from another planet that came here as frozen eggs millions of years ago. Why else would they be so smart? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
If you're in San Francisco and wondering why there are discarded needles lying all over the place, you can thank city government
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's a simple video to explain to the rest of the world why Americans still insist on using Fahrenheit instead of the obviously superior and eminently logical Celsius
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Australian high school teacher becomes national hero with Facebook post on how to make McDonald's Chicken McNuggets at home. Since her nugget debut, she has "new found cred among her students"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
This week in the semi-occasional Saturday Morning Book Club, we present a bit of a dilemma: your boss is about to be stranded on a desert island...what one book would you want your boss to have?
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Average American predicts retiring at age 66. They also predict learning a new language, playing a musical instrument and losing 50 pounds
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(Vox)
 
 
 
This Mother's Day, get your mom what she really wants: Paid parental leave for all future parents
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists to use Neanderthal DNA to grow mini-brains so that they can learn the differences between Neanderthal and Homo Sapien. They are currently using Republican midterm candidates and alt-right guys to approximate the same thing
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Student phished his teachers' logon credentials and changed his grades and those of other students. The Secret Service got involved and now he is facing 14 felonies. No word if he tried to play a game of Global Thermonuclear War
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Fri May 11, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
New York and Tennessee towns both claim Long Island Iced Tea was created there. The good news is after drinking three of them, nobody can remember what the argument was about
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
An Australian who has rare antibodies that fight Rhesus D hemolytic disease, who has donated blood 1173 times 60 years, has been medically forced into retirement at 81. Doctors estimate his donations have saved 2.4 MILLION babies. Good on ya, mate
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The meat is off the barbecue, the patient died in hospital, the ship is on the bottom of the ocean: Carvalhal leaves Swansea
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(The Week)
 
 
 
40% of military personnel non-white. Guess what percentage of military spouses hosted by the White House were non-white
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Coulson turns to an unlikely ally to save the Earth... Barry Allen. They're doomed. (ABC 9ET)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sarah Sanders says that Michael Cohen selling presidential access to AT&T is proof that Trump is "draining the swamp." 0_o
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
President Potato Head thanks Best Korea's Kim for treating the hostages so well. Hostages. That were tortured. Treated well. *Sigh*
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"My joint pain went away, my sleep became excellent, my skin improved. I no longer had any bloating, cramping or other digestive problems, my libido went back to what it was in my 20s and my blood pressure normalised" - Shawn Baker, Carnivore King
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
This is what responsible government looks like: California has a $8.8 billion budget surplus and is topping off their reserve fund to the maximum level allowed by law
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
If you left your child Typhoid Mary at a MA daycare center recently, State health officials would like a word with you
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cow bras are udderly mental
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists discover why dogs go crazy when they see a squirrel
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Judge suspends license of psychiatrist who drank a pint of vodka before treating patients
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Um, no, we're booked full of conventions that week. No, that week is booked too. All the weeks
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(Vice)
 
 
 
A "globe earther" reports on a flat earth convention, and ... it's exactly what you'd expect
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Percentage of registered Republicans in California falls to new low for some reason
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(NYPost)
 
Boobies
 
Woman arrested in upstate New York for gardening topless sues local police who were apparently never kept abreast of state law
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Get your shocked face ready. That Yale student? She's done this before
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who'd have thought that the term "hairless puppy" could become a euphemism for something rude? Facebook, apparently
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snowflake parents across Britain are changing the endings of classic fairytales when they read them to their children because they're too scary or could send youngsters the wrong message
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Now that they figure the Internet has moved on and nobody's really paying attention anymore Texas charter school has reinstated teacher who caused an uproar by assigning kids homework asking them to list the positive and negative aspects of slavery
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
John Kelly describes undocumented immigrants as "overwhelmingly rural people" with "fourth- fifth- sixth- grade educations" who "don't have skills" and "can't speak English"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dentists offer a "free whitening" service, decide to dress in traditional Japanese, Native American, and Scottish garb for the ad campaign. Naturally, people are upset
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mueller decides to take a crack at where all that unspent Inauguration money came from and where will it go. Hint: Trump Slush Fund and Pleasure Palace
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
You mean that a 6th grade teacher asking their students' HIV status before a class trip is unacceptable?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
So this is interesting: apparently Trump and Cohen have known about former NY AG Schneiderman's assaults since 2013. Funny how they just became public now
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(Fark)
 
 
 
D.C. Farkers, I'm flying in to Dulles on Sunday night and need to get to Chevy Chase, MD. Can't rent a car, so is there a train or something or am I looking at Uber?
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Reunited high school sweethearts get married in front of school 30 years after splitting up. Groomsmen seen smoking pot behind the equipment shed
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Argument over peach cobbler leaves man with a gunshot wound. Man, they take that stuff seriously down south
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Principal's 'birthday spanking' tradition ends after parents complain that the cheerleading team always went first
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Menendez: So what did the president know about the Trump Org trying to bribe the President of Panama to save their mob hideout in Trump Panamanian Pleasure Palace?
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(Daily Mail)
 
Weeners
 
Mum unwittingly buys penis-shaped pasta at market, cooks and serves it to her two young daughters, is so "mortified" she posts incident to Facebook where Britain's best news site hoovers it up
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stupid: SyFy once again cancels their current golden goose. Smart: Alcon Television Group to shop 'The Expanse' elsewhere
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: One of my oldest friends is getting married. My mother wants to crash the wedding and silently observe. She has always mocked him for his weight, equating thinness with success. She'll cause a scene. How can I thwart her attempts?"
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Take a moment and raise your beer glass to thank the drunk mice for us humans finally getting a hangover pill
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Underwear you can wear for weeks." Even if you leave your parent's basement
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this concussion moment
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Apparently cows are a unit of measurement in volcanology
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Forty-five heartbreaking stories of sex and consent at college
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(Coos Bay World)
 
 
 
The recent volcanic activity in Hawaii might be a sign that Cascadia could be next
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kentucky Trump Campaign Chair and former Federal Judge sentenced to 20 years in prison for the sustained sexual trafficking of at least 20 minor females that had been assigned to his courtroom. What? No pizza?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Miners in South Africa suffering from deadly lung disease get $400 million settlement. Finally, they can breathe a little easier
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: President For Life?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Former Chicago Congressman and current convicted felon/child sex offender Mel Reynolds guilty of failing to file federal income tax returns, says he's "done with America," vows to return "home" to Africa once his latest prison stint is complete
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Bernice King, daughter of MLK, calls for Waffle House boycott after latest incident captured on video
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
A federal appeals court asks attorneys in a prominent war-powers case to file briefs on whether they have allowed enough time to pass to make the case moot
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
As we focus on Jeff Sessions' comments about taking away children of immigrants at the border, a Russian asylum seeker recounts how that is exactly what Putin started doing to his political opponents. But don't worry, it's probably just a coincidence
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Suddenly, Jared Kushner is VERY concerned about improving prison conditions for nonviolent offenders. Hmmmm, wonder why
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian brown enough to be a terrorist asked by TSA to remove turban at airport security checkpoint later discovered to be a cabinet minister in the Canadian government
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Even though it's been nearly two years since he served his punishment, Boston press still hung up trying to claim that Tom Brady didn't cheat
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Photoshop this entertainer
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Ohio residents overwhelmingly vote to alter how their congressional districts are mapped
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The Hockey Gods have smiled upon us & granted us a Johnny Sex Cup game 7. Will "A Word With Perd" get renewed for another round or will the Jets get extended stick time? May the goonjuice & bonus hockey be plentiful. Jets/Perds @ 8pm ET. SHUT UP, JT
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MD Law: after October 1, 2019 sale or possession of "bump stocks" will be illegal for MD residents unless the ATF grants the owner a special exemption. ATF: WTF? Uhh we don't have the authority to do any such thing. MD: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ayatollah Khamenei revealed that Trump sent an unpublicized letter to allied Arab leaders demanding tribute to the US because we've already spent $7 trillion saving your asses. Points out that Trump is treating them like his slaves
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen says those payments were to a different Michael Cohen. You wouldn't know him. He's from Canada
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this persistent creeper
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Giuli-outtied from his law firm, which has no idea how to respond to press inquiries about his recent TV statements
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NRATV host demands viewers vote Republican to avoid impeachment of Donald Trump, adds it is your duty to "protect the crown"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists demonstrate that a pyramid made out of the right combination of materials can be completely invisible to Sonar. So if our navy is ever attacked by the ancient Egyptians, we're farked
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Seemingly oblivious to the fact that Obama is from his state, Hawaii governor asks President Trump to declare his state a major disaster area due to the volcano eruption
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Th-th-they ordered seventy more e*ehrrrrrrp*isodes of Rick and Morty, Morty
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Teenage boy seen in retention pond flailing and screaming about having been bitten before going under water. Police search the pond and find the body....of an adult woman. Wait, what?
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
According to a recent survey, the NFL offers paying customers the worst game day experience of the major U.S. professional sports, including MLB, NBA, NHL, NASCAR, PGA, MLS, WNBA and ATP
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's violation of the International Nuclear Agreement with Iran has strengthened the hand of hardliners who also bemoaned the deal when moderates on both sides announced it
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Disney was so worried about Tom Holland spoiling Avengers that they had Doctor Strange babysit him for the press tour. Apparently everybody forgot that Gwyneth Paltrow might know a spoiler or two as well
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brexit will come at the cost of being tied to the EU for years (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Indian investor in revolutionary electric device that could magnetize rice has second thoughts after the dedicated 'scientists' kept cancelling experiments due to bad weather. His first thoughts were worth $200,000
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: After having a quiet drink in the pub, I ended up sleeping with my best mate's mum, who had "it" goin' on, let me tell you, even though she's just one in a long line of women I have slept with. Is our friendship in trouble? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Congress releases 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook ads your parents clicked on
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Trump is the "worst person in government." Mike Pence: "Hold my non-alcoholic beer, Mother"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man visits porn site, gets following email:"Given Above mentioned software forced selfie camera of yours notebook computer. And this way I have black PR package against you. On that vidoerecord [sic] you flog the dummy"
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(Earther)
 
 
 
Scientists secret science of seashell seeking surpasses simply selling seashells at seashores
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Black grad student at Yale falls asleep in dorm's common room so naturally, another student wakes her up so she won't be late for class. Ha ha, just kidding, she calls the cops
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The subpoena from Devin Nunes (R-ussia) requests "all documents" related to a longtime CIA and FBI intelligence source. "That is the only material the subpoena seeks"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Just-in-time inventory only works if your supplier's factory doesn't burn down
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oregon's legal marijuana business has become the victim of its own success, as prices are at rock bottom and many smaller growers and sellers are forced to leave the business entirely. Adam Smith nods knowingly, takes a hit from the bong
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
MSNBC uses Trump audio to prove his involvement in the pay-to-play conspiracy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British sex expert reveals exact dirty words to say that will turn on your partner and won't embarrass you in bed. "Think of England" is suspiciously absent
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
You know you messed up bad as Prime Minister when your 92 year old former boss comes out of retirement just to get you fired
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Wed May 09, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
So, how exactly did the scientists working on osteoporosis cure end up figuring out that it would also cure baldness if used as a shampoo? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Russian troll farm pleads not guilty, organizes rally to prevent Mueller from eating more babies
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Sunset Mesa Funeral Directors: Where they harvest gold teeth, body parts, cadavers for sale, deliver cement to you instead of loved one's cremains
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Establishment won the Tues primaries. Trump wants to roll back child labor laws. Haspel pinkie-promises no torture. McCain probably won't return to Senate. Lots of bribes to Trump via Cohen. It's your Hump Day MSNBC thread - start time 8pm EDT
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(Omaha World Herald)