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Fri May 07, 2021
(Esquire)
 
 
 
The worst MCU characters, ranked
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(The Points Guy)
 
 
 
Ron DeathSentence: No, no, no vaccine passports. Norwegian Cruise Lines: Okay, byeeee
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Motorsport)
 
 
 
Since they can't beat them on the track, Red Bull's F1 team lays the smackdown to Mercedes' engine staff
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tory politician forgets to check for penis graffiti before giving speech on playground
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(AP News)
 
 
 
South Carolina to distribute shots more effectively than any other state, guarantees no chance of catching Covid afterward
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
I don't know. I got my 200th greenlight last week and have made the Newsletter like a half dozen times, mostly for being funny but last week for being smart, too. But I can't help feeling like I'm just some big phony and everybody's about to find out
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My brother-in-law and sister-in-law spent the entirety of my pregnancy trying to think of what they wanted my son to call them. They've decided on a four-syllable word in our native language; it's awful. How can I get them to accept aunt and uncle?"
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Mon May 03, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With his struggling team now in position to have to play in it, LeBron suddenly rips the NBA's new play-in format
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Sun May 02, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
How many people want Medicare For All? Nice
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an attempt to make Jim Cramer look like a stock picking wizard, Goldman Sachs recommends that everyone sell a stock right before it goes up 86%
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Wed April 28, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
PA State Police trooper: "If an individual [...] says, 'No, I don't want you to search my car,' it could be an additional indicator [of illegal activity]," said to motorist who refused his request for a search while trooper is searching his car
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After four years under Trump of spending money like drunk sailors in a whorehouse, Republicans are struggling to redefine themselves as the party of fiscal responsibility now that Democrats are in charge
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(MMA Fighting)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor makes bold statements about fight he will never agree to accept
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Sat April 24, 2021
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Mind. Blown. (old school gamer edition)
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Fri April 23, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. begins closing COVID-19 mass vaccination sites as demand falls
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet the man in a bear suit walking from Los Angeles to San Francisco: 'Jesse Larios says he does not know exactly what inspired him to dress up as the character he has named Bearsun and start the over 400-mile trip'
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Now is the perfect time to climb Everest. It's perfect. Remote, people who climb tend to understand science, social distancing is automatic... Virtually guaranteed to not catch Covid. Virtually. Guaranteed
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Mon April 19, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1993, Attorney General Janet Reno found her new dance moves in Waco were less than successful
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My toddler is a super-strong beast who will fight me every time I try to brush his teeth. What can I do to ensure he has proper dental hygiene?"
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Sun April 18, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP lawsuits mean Governor Whitmer can't take sensible action to protect residents
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Some Deadhead)
 
 
 
Wanna check out a working 1/6 model replica of the Grateful Dead's Wall of Sound?
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Tue April 13, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Winners and losers of the NHL trade deadline. Yes - the hockey trade deadline. Yesterday
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Wed April 07, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
'Deep Thoughts' by Josh Allen
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Introducing cascatelli, a new pasta shape that's forkable and holds sauce. Shut up and take my stimulus check
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Fri April 02, 2021
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
How will our bodies be put back together? What about those eaten by cannibals? Can I use my hand for a flute? Will my clothes still fit, much less be in style? A brief history of Christian resurrection beliefs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP is playing the victim card again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
So far, the defining word of the Biden era is "trillion," but honestly, that sounds mostly harmless after four years when the defining word was "Beeblebrox"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A new study found each state's favorite Easter treat. And in 14 states, the top answer was . . . hard boiled eggs. WTH, America?
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Caden Cotard)
 
 
 
Salon raises over $1,000 for vandalized Schenectady Little League building; expected to return to publishing articles on sexual lifestyles shortly
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Sat March 27, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Noted Florida Man fancifully claims Biden is somehow not upholding the law
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Sorry about that, I was trying to run someone else over
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
22 of the greatest heavy metal mascots ranked by how much they could likely kick your ass
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(Vox)
 
 
 
If you could tell your pre-pandemic self anything, what would it be?
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Fri March 19, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
"I'm a low-key guy, but nobody should mistake my demeanor for what my spine is made out of. And I made a commitment when I was nominated that I was going to do this job one way - by the book, and that's why I've tried to approach it since Day 1"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You had me at "The acrid smell of Gwyneth Paltrow's exploding vagina"
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
When it comes to jalapeño poppers, do you prefer them on sandwiches or salad? Let the debate begin
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris says you can't jolly well trust Johnny Foreigner with their own cultural artifacts, and it doesn't matter anyway because Britain pillaged them fair and square
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Key holdouts of the Democratic Party now rapidly evolving on the Senate filibuster issue
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
If you feed enough green to traders who bet that Gamestonk would never break $250, at least some will pass through to the Business tab. Difficulty: green crayons
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Tue March 09, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Mike Pence to deliver his first post-VP speech at a gathering of members belonging to a religious anti-LGBTQ hate group
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Mon March 08, 2021
(TSN)
 
 
 
Say no more my man, say no more
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
He used $300,000 from credit card rewards to purchase debit cards and cash out. The IRS said it was taxable income. You're damn right it was
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How has the pandemic changed your life?
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Tue March 02, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jeff Immelt, GE's former CEO, who retired with $200 million says the good CEOs "are probably worth more" and that he worked 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Well, it is a full time job to run GE into the ground
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Self-loathing takes another prisoner
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Thu February 25, 2021
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Russell Wilson, with his "no trade" clause, supposedly asked the Seahawks if he can take his talents to the Raiders, Dolphins, Saints, and....Jets?
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm an incredibly picky eater, and I don't want my children to suffer the same fate as me. How do I ensure their palate is varied?"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
A third of the NFL inquired on Russell Wilson
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Sat February 20, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Really, if you were a professor of psychology and neuroscience at an Ivy League school, you'd probably be striving for "work-life balance" through heroin, MDMA and bath salts, too
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Need to learn how to parent? Read these books from the 80s
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Two years later the Russo brothers are still trying to explain the ending to Avengers: Endgame when Steve Rogers returned from a branch reality to the main timeline to give Sam his shield. Or vice versa
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How petty are republicans? NC GOP censures Burr over voting to impeach...he who shall not be named
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother-in-law continually violates our parenting rules and ignore our wishes. How can we get her to stop disrespecting us and the children like this?"
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Fri February 12, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
There's battle lines being drawn. Nobody's right if everybody's wrong. Young people speaking their minds. Getting so much resistance from behind. Better stop in the Friday MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
NY General Assembly advances bill to rename "Donald J. Trump State Park"; but honestly " a dilapidated and unused collection of more than 400 acres located about eight miles east of {the middle of nowhere}" seems like a VERY fitting memorial to him
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Fri February 05, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Constructing a "supercurry" from 43 different Japanese curries. It's homemade curry, but not as we know it
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Wed February 03, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney wins the vote to stay in her GOP leadership role thanks to the vote being taken by secret ballot. A real profile in courage there, Republicans
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Tue February 02, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kourtside Karen Kicked
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Thu January 28, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ hospital gave out COVID vaccine to wealthy donors, trustees, people related to its executives and not you
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Boeing's latest financial reports indicate that its 2020 profits looked something like the flight trajectory of a 737 Max
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Wed January 27, 2021
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama doubles unemployment taxes on businesses due to COVID pandemic. If federal CARES Act funding hadn't been enacted, those taxes would have raised 500%
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Former Israeli Prime Minster Ehud Olmert writes a f**kulogy for Sheldon Adelson
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(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Someone won't be sitting at Mahomes on Sunday
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Wed January 20, 2021
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Let's see how our friends at The Onion are skewering today's Inauguration. Well, looks like someone's getting a call from the Secret Service
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
This video of a dangerous car seesaw raises one question: how did they get good at this in the first place?
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Fri January 15, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Instead of throwing away unused doses of covid vaccine, some hospitals are giving the shot to random people who show up at the end of the day
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Thu January 14, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Several GOP Congressmen buying body armor to prevent constituents from literally killing them
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New Jersey smokers will get the COVID vaccine before you
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Wed January 13, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Billionaire Home Depot founder Ken Langone abandons Trump, pledges to support Joe Biden
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(CNN)
 
 
 
They say this guy is hunting the Seychelles, but those look like rocks to me
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Asahi Juroku Cha, a zero-calorie caffeine-free drink with purported health benefits, reviewed and found light, brown and refreshing, perhaps to counteract effects of Asahi Beer
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have two daughters; he's a great parent but he sucks at regular tasks, like putting the girls in matching outfits or doing a ponytail. Do I have to fix these mistakes, or should I let my daughters display their dad's incompetence?"
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In many red states like Wyoming, anti-tax Republicans made gains in local elections just as budget shortfalls are becoming critical. Surely they will act responsibly, though, and not just proceed with the CUT ALL TAXES madness that...oh, never mind
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Fri January 08, 2021
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Add another statistic to the hypocrisy pile, the Capitol Police made more arrests on each of the first three days of the confirmation hearings for Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, in September, 2018, than they did yesterday
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