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Wed May 23, 2018
(Daily Nation (Kenya))
 
 
 
Woman finally has needle removed after pinhead surgeon left it in her birth canal
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Looks like someone forgot to tell Texas Democrats about the wave as they fail to show up to vote in Democratic run-off
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Those centrist Democrats who supported deregulating banks? Turns out they got huge piles of cash in return
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yet another hopeless plan to split California. At least this one removes the undesirable cities of Fresno, Bakersfield, Riverside, and San Diego from the cities that are cool and have NFL teams
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders explains that the reason no Democratic Congress critters were invited to the briefing about the FBI's informant is: They didn't ask. Adding that it's unclear why Democrats would "consider themselves randomly invited to see something they never asked to"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Generic republicans generally beat generic democrats in non-specific match-ups
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(KNBR)
 
 
 
With Peter King leaving Sports Illustrated, Bay Area Sports Hall of Fame to redo plaque of Brandi Chastain and remove his face
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Monday, May 28 is both National Hamburger Day and Memorial Day. What will be going on your burger? Early thread permits grocery shopping for menu suggestions
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
If you're still in L.A. on Wednesday and planning on going out of town for Memorial Day weekend, then you might as well cancel your plans
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
It's not quite "I'm with Her" bad, but the new Democratic slogan is still bad enough to lose the Democrats the elections in November
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(Computer History Museum)
 
 
 
Tired of Outlook? Want to take a stroll down memory lane? The Computer History Museum has released the source code for Eudora
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Remember what it was like when Lucifer wasn't cancelled this Memorial Day. Bonus: Neil Gaiman as God
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's primary day in Kentucky, Georgia, Arkansas, and Texas, with major implications for November happening in all four states. Can the Democrat establishment beat Bernie Bros in Texas? Will Kentucky be normal? Polls open at 7AM ET and close at 8PM ET
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Candidate seeking democratic party nomination for 2018 announces he will refuse to accept it if he wins
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(Fark)
 
 
 
No hockey tonight. How about a Canadian Lurker Memorial thread? Share your memories of him. Like a wake you don't have to dress up for. RIP CL. You will be missed
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Mon May 21, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The last paragraph of this article explains why Google removed the 'Do no evil' clause. Something about 'we rig the first 4 pages of search results' sums it up
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
It's too bad that U.S.-North Korea summit will probably never happen but it's a good thing we didn't do anything stupid like mint a commemorative coin for it. Wait, we did? Crap
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Billboard)
 
 
 
The music industry celebrates its relevancy by having Kelly Clarkson host an awards show dedicated to chart success. She'll perform, along with Salt N Pepa, Macklemore, Jennifer Lopez, and other one-hitters. The Billboard Music Awards, 8pm ET on NBC
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
In the afterglow of the Royal Wedding, Hugh Grant has finally decided to tie the knot for the first time at age 57, sets up ceremony for later this month. "This is a day none of Hugh's friends ever thought would come" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 19, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
The pomp, the circumstance, the ceremony, the uniforms, the military bands. Yes, it's FA Cup Final. Manchester United vs Chelsea for the final silverware of the English season
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
That Google Duplex AI demo may have been a tremendous act of fakery worthy of reality TV, but Google reps aren't saying anything. Nor are their bots
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Look, it's OK, it's an emotional support explosive drone
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Firefighters receive training in the latest techniques for removing butt plugs and penis rings. *YOINK* (Not safe for work image)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats aren't responding to Trump's insults. It's called a strategy which, since it calls for Democrats to do nothing, is considered a good strategy. I would think pointing out Trump's a moron would win every election but that's just me
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan's message to voters: if Democrats win Congress in the midterms, they will hold Trump accountable
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC takes a page from Big Daddy's playbook, says that Democrats "aren't even people." Which raises the question -- what are they? I mean, if illegals are animals, what does that leave? Insects? Fish?
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(wookiemonster)
 
 
 
Help old school Ultrafarker Wookiemonster get 1,000 follows for his feature film project. Grand prize is $25k, and only 33 entries. Please help :)
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Let us go then, you and I / With this memo spread out against the sky / Unredacted upon a table
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(The State)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner running for governor of South Carolina demonstrates her ability to shoot snakes in her front yard in her latest ad
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump Admin trying to pull a Kennedy "Cuban missile crisis" deal with Best Korea. Difficulty: We don't have nukes in Japan to remove in exchange, plus the deal leaked. Oops
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Wed May 16, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Queen and The Beatles are about the only thing that bring Democrats and Republicans together
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best mom ever makes adorable lunches for her son, including Pokemon, Angry Birds, and My Little Pony
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Yesterday wasn't good for republicans running in democratic primaries
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Listen, and understand. That Deadpool marketing machine is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It is awesome and beautiful. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... maximum effort
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
"She researched how to remove gun residue, visiting websites titled: 'tips on removing gunshot residue,' 'suspect urinated on hands to wash away gunshot residue,' 'can urine block out gun powder' and 'five great uses for pee'"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Insightful explanation as to why Democrats should not bother trying to convince the Common Clay Of The New West to vote for them
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Look, we're all tired of watching the flight attendant's safety demonstrations each flight, but stealing the demonstration life jacket and stuffing it in the toilet helps no one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Preparations for the royal wedding: Carriages. Check. Jewels. Check. Caviar. Check. Removing the filthy beggars from sight. Check
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(Time)
 
 
 
A selection of souvenirs on offer to celebrate the upcoming royal wedding. Come for the commemorative condoms, stay for the swimsuits that will haunt your dreams for some time to come
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
American Airlines bans insects, hedgehogs and goats as emotional support animals. Elephant seal FTW
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists transplant memories between sea snails via injection. Memories were reportedly of a square yellow sea sponge, and saying the word "meow" over and over
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Mon May 14, 2018
(WEEI Boston)
 
 
 
"The reporters in the room proceeded to give LeBron James a standing ovation for demonstrating he has a functional memory"
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
It's the 2nd Monday of May, so tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) will be a sampling of songs added to my iTunes library in the month of May
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Portions of Jared's speech to open the new US embassy in Jerusalem have already gone down the memory hole
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Psssst ... Democrats, here's how you could thwart President Trump's Supreme Court takeover and save America
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Democrats: Damn this traitorous cheeto and the shiat he brought with him. Now we can't unveil our "Better Deal" idea because the media is obsessed with TRussiagate and how we are all betrayed. Oh woe is us. We can't distract them from it
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"It is stunning to realize that in today's Democratic Party, being a capitalist is something one must ... apologize for"
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Sat May 12, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Seriously, Rudy...you're really not helping. Like to the point where we're starting to think you're really a Democratic plant to bring down the Trump administration from the inside and...hey...that kinda makes sense...hmmm
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
An Australian who has rare antibodies that fight Rhesus D hemolytic disease, who has donated blood 1173 times 60 years, has been medically forced into retirement at 81. Doctors estimate his donations have saved 2.4 MILLION babies. Good on ya, mate
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Group of Republican senators calls for canceling August recess to break the logjam caused by the "historic obstruction" of Democrats
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Extremely cool trailer for canceled "Tremors" TV series with Kevin Bacon
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Democratic frontrunner for MD governor withdraws from race the hard way
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Thu May 10, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian brown enough to be a terrorist asked by TSA to remove turban at airport security checkpoint later discovered to be a cabinet minister in the Canadian government
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists demonstrate that a pyramid made out of the right combination of materials can be completely invisible to Sonar. So if our navy is ever attacked by the ancient Egyptians, we're farked
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's violation of the International Nuclear Agreement with Iran has strengthened the hand of hardliners who also bemoaned the deal when moderates on both sides announced it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Democrats have already lost any chance of taking back the Senate so you may as well just stay home in November
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Iran demonstrates they're ready to come to the table and make a deal by firing 20 rockets at Israel
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Instead of posting ad nauseam against Donald Trump on Fark, wouldn't it be more constructive if the discussion turned towards viable 2020 Democratic candidates? Who will the DNC trot out to face the fire?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Should Americans be concerned that 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has apparently joined the Democratic party? Fox News asks the question
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One of Trump's many sexual assault victims began her political career last night by securing the Democratic nomination for THE Ohio State Legislature
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"Monkey Selfie: the Movie"? At least it's a better idea than The Emoji Movie
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Not news: Right wing crackpot posts meme about Soros-funded coup against US, democracy. Fark.com: Right wing crackpot is wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas
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Mon May 07, 2018
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank brings you two hours of songs that peaked on a Billboard chart in the month of May ranging from 1963 through 1984. If there's dead air where the DJ should be talking, blame new flight sim software
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
2 new claims filed: "There is no League rule that prohibits players from demonstrating during the national anthem"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
House Intel Democrats preparing to release thousands of the Russian linked Facebook ads used during the election. I don't see why, 62 million people have already seen them and the election is already over
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Maeve's search for her daughter brings her to Hector and Sizemore while Bernard has a host of problems with Dolores. Teddy appears to be as confused as ever as the carnage continues unabated. Will the time jumps ever cease? Westworld, 9pm ET on HBO
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With increased presence of jumpsuits, vegan cake, and zipwire cameras, millennials are killing the traditional marriage ceremony to suit their agenda. "Weddings are now being planned to take account of social media and concern for the environment"
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Fri May 04, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
A 132-pound ovarian tumor is removed. Now with pics
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
This just keeps getting better. Mayor 9/11 says to Buzzfeed that paying off Stormy Daniels was "a payment to remove personal embarrassment to Melania"
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Wed May 02, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP Senate candidate: Military experience is inherently conservative and veterans who vote Democrat have issues with "cognitive thought processes"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Glenn Jacobs chokeslams his primary opponents and gets ready to send his Democratic challenger straight to hell this August in the general election
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Despite being outspent 2:1, another Democrat wins another special election. Anecdotal, means nothing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who never smiled or saw a dog has been memorialized in L.A. park
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Tue May 01, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Now we know why he's not Surgeon General: Trump's former doctor Harold "the healthiest individual ever" Bornstein says after he told the NYTimes Trump took Propecia, Trump's bodyguard and two other men "raided" his office and removed Trump's files
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
100 years ago, two shipwrecks during the Great War resulted in a small Scottish island that buried the dead soldiers who washed ashore. The noble actions of those islanders will be remembered next week in a ceremony
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Mon April 30, 2018
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank brings you 2 hours of songs dealing with the seasons. Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall....or Winter...then Spring....then Summer....then Fall. Show starts at 8PM EDT
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
U.S. Department of Justice removes section on press freedom from its internal manual
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Welcome to the original swamp that created Trump: "It was Democrats in New York who taught both [Roy] Cohn and Trump that they could buy off politicians and try to get away with anything"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
59% of Republican never, never, never, never, never, never, ... , never want a woman president. 89% of Democrats hope to see a woman president in their lifetimes. See, the G.O.P. IS THE PARTY FOR WOMEN cooking and cleaning
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Kevin Bacon's Tremors television show grounded at SyFy, putting the actor six degrees away from a paycheck
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Sat April 28, 2018
(YouGov)
 
 
 
Poll: Republicans prefer Ford Mustangs, Democrats like Honda Accords ...which says a lot about those rice-burning hippy car lovers
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist with "XFELON" vanity plate to remove X
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon's Alexa is "getting a memory" so it can laugh maniacally at appropriate times
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Low-dose hyaluronidase can remove hyaluronic acid fillers. As if this wasn't already common knowledge
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Democratic Super PAC donates to Republican Primary Candidate to help Democratic Joe Manchin keep his seat, on today's episode of "What? Why? Don't do that"
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Baseball player removed from game after hitting himself in the head with his bat during warmups
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP proposes Senate rules change to fast-track Trump judicial picks, kneecap Democrats' obstruction
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Woman becomes the first in the world to remove her own breast implants. "I just got the knife and I did a tiny little incision on the original scar tissue and I couldn't feel a thing. I thought 'Oh, this doesn't hurt. Great'"
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
James Comey's tell-all memoir sells 600,000 copies in its first week, which is roughly one for every lie Trump has uttered since taking office
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Not so fast Democrats who are rushing the hot new progressive idea of jobs for everyone guarantee, it's not ready for prime time yet
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(Emojipedia)
 
 
 
Following Apple's lead, Google & Facebook update their pistol emojis to water guns. Microsoft's is still packing heat
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anzac Day. a national day of remembrance in Australia and New Zealand that commemorates all Australians and New Zealanders "who served and died in all wars, conflicts, and peacekeeping operations". Yay, let's all get shiat-faced
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Trenton girl uses lemonade stand to raise money, thank hospital for kind treatment of sister
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, Obama heads to South Africa to see how the whole Mugabe 2.0 process is going. Bonus: the fake-sign-language guy from Mandela's memorial reappears
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines will require a doctor's note for emotional support animals, and will no longer allow "amphibians, goats and animals with hooves, tusks or horns." So traveling with an emotional support crocodile or lobster is still possible, in theory
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
California Democrats eye 2020 White House run, because if there's anyone who's in tune with mainstream Americans, it's them
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Somebody might want to check Sen. Claire McCaskill's office for an enchanted rabbit's foot or monkey's paw or something, because once again, the Senate's "most endangered Democrat" is watching her state's GOP implode right before the elections
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New wrist device may bring relief to people with hand tremors. Don't we already have that? They're called handcuffs
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank, two hours of One-Hit Wonders, some of them even made #1. Show starts at 8PM EDT
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
White Sox reliever Danny Farquhar on 10-day disabled list with brain hemorrhage. Wait, what?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Where are the conservatives we need?" Easy; they're Democrats now
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Brighton and Hove News)
 
 
 
David Gilmour demolishes neglected Victorian-era bathhouse in Hove, has plans to rebuild on site with "echoes" of the old structure. How will he complete the walls?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Amish country, woman in buggy killed by man in SUV in a demonstration of the modern world versus days gone by. Next up, tractor runs over guy with lawnmower
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nazis turn out in Newnan, Georgia to demonstrate their power and might. All 12 of them apparently
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran uses his demon powers to bend NFL schedule to his will
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Family needs help after bunnies begin farking like rabbits. With pic of demon bunnies that will haunt your dreams
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Hey, if you could send us back all that secret research on remote mind controlling we accidentally sent you under that FOIA request, and forget it we would appreciate it.." Department of Mind Control
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
House Republicans demanded release of the Comey memos, figuring DOJ would refuse. Now they have to figure out how to keep people from reading them
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Document Cloud)
 
 
 
Here are the Comey memos, for your reading pleasure
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
AP has the Comey memos
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"After the meeting, Trump told some of his closest advisers that it's not the right time to remove either man since he's not a target of the probe." He just doesn't know how to shut up
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
From Kristen Stewart to Chris Crocker, humans display emotions in a wide variety of ways
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the true spirit of bipartisanship, McTurtle to change Senate schedule to prevent vulnerable Democrats from campaigning
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Wed April 18, 2018
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Which version of the Cherries are going to show up? Will JoMo & Co. be upset by the weekend's loss to actually take it out on Bournemouth? Midweek action continues at 2:45 pm EDT. This is your Wednesday EPL Discussion thread
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ha. Stupid Libs. I *told* you Comey was a Democrat plant
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Tue April 17, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Je m'appelle Sean Joan Hannity. What matters most is that I searched my memories, and I've got nothing to be guilty of. No guilt trip for me. I am taking the higher ground, because love is the answer. There's no way this scandal will affect me
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
New York will remove statue of Doctor Who and you're already screaming "Don't Blink"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doctors remove lighter from Chinese man's stomach twenty years after swallowing it. Man says he'll miss being able to light his farts from the inside
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Democrat 2020 presidential field is so devoid of young talent that Joe Biden is the frontrunner. Uh oh
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
China to remove foreign limits on makers of ships and aircraft, also take better notes
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Mon April 16, 2018
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Since it's the day before that dreaded 3-letter day, Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) is about songs dealing with money and/or taxes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How well has the GOP governed as the majority party? Well, a billionaire, until now known for contributing heavily to GOP candidates, says he is using the tax credit he received thanks to Trump to help Democrats get elected as a check on Trump
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Sun April 15, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Democratic Party: "We support unions." Democratic Campaign Workers: "Great, let's start our own union." Democratic Party: "Hey, not so fast"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study finds that Democratic presidential candidates will continue winning the popular vote but lose the Electoral College
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Sat April 14, 2018
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Turns out the separation of powers laid out in the Constitution are optional if you have a secret memo that the public and Congress are not allowed to read
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the dumbass who threw a box of homemade fire starters in his barbecue? He's been officially demoted from Dumbass to Crispy Flame-Broiled Dumbass (photos not safe for lunch)
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Democratic candidate says he's "a member of the African-American community." Candidate is also whiter than a Pat Boone concert in Branson
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Fri April 13, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: Former Democrat making waves among conservative populists as he denounces centrist leader, rants against Islam, and demands a full stop to all immigration
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not yet recovered from the Facebook intrusions, we get this TED Talk where the Dolby systems head talks about how in the near future your emotions will be monitored in public places using infrared cameras, CO2-level detectors and heart-rate monitors
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Thu April 12, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Secret Democrat Donald Trump will finally get his wish of a civil war having now taken out House Speaker Paul Ryan
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(Vox)
 
 
 
How Democrats can once again snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Take an exclusive look inside RGIII's Virginia home, now on the market. There's the step he sprained his ankle on. There's the bathtub where he slipped and injured his calf. There's the golf club that he swung and tore his rotator cuff. Ah, memories
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Starting tomorrow, Apple will begin to warn Macintosh users that 32-bit app support will soon be removed. This headline was submitted using Lynx for DOS on a 32-bit Windows 10 machine
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Elderly El Paso couple want killer bees removed from their home. "They don't pay rent." "Last year, they weren't quite as aggressive as they are this year"
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Wed April 11, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
New Poll shows 2/3rds of Americans aged 18-29 are "fearful" about the future of democracy in America; but where liberals blame Trump and institutional racism for our problems, conservatives think "the media" and "political correctness" are to blame
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Hatemonger Jamie Allman's radio boss joins his TV boss in telling him where he can shove his hot poker
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Chad removed from Trump's travel ban. No word about Brock, Hunter, or Bryce
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard you wanted to fix it and didn't care that the warranty was void if the sticker was removed, so we fixed it by voiding the rule about warranty-voiding stickers, so you can fix it without voiding the warranty, dawg
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Republicans are raising the spectre of impeachment ahead of the midterms, hoping that there are enough Americans out there who will vote Republican to prevent the Democrats from winning
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japan's persecuted Christians to be memorialized in Nagasaki church. America's persecuted Christians, in contrast, are free to flood TV, radio, and Internet with concerns about atheism, sharia law, and Hollywood Jews
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Mon April 09, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Zuckerbergski: Look, just because we're giving every election a troll farm, doesn't mean we're not concerned about misinformation and the fall of Democracy. So concerned
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) brings you 2 hours of songs the DJ added to his library in April. Yeah, sorta like two weeks ago, but this is April. A little more emphasis on comedy tonight than the last few weeks
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico writes convenient, reusable headline for next two years if you remove the last three words
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Trump declare war on Syria? Will President Putin demand total troop removal? Can the press show some frigging backbone and actually call out the repeated lies? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 2:30pm EDT)
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Dozens of workers demolishing a plutonium processing plant from the 1940s have glowing safety records
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Bad ass blonde? Check. Chainsaws? Check. Unholy demons? Check. Yeah, I think I know what comic book I'll be picking up real soon
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity proves he has the emotional intelligence of a 12-year-old in his ongoing war of words with Jimmy Kimmel
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"Democrats are like rabid coyotes. Keep your gun handy, and every time you see one, you shoot one," says NRA board member Ted Nugent
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
In their final NHL Hockey game before retirement Daniel Sedin scores the game winning overtime goal with an assist from his brother Henrick. Thanks for all the memories boys
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Skynet set up its operations at South Korea's foremost university and we humans said nothing
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(Politico)
 
 
 
EPA's Pruitt: My $50 a day lease of a room in a lobbyist's house was reviewed by an agency ethics lawyer and he completely OK'ed it. Ethics lawyer's memo: I can't fully OK this because I am missing a ton of relevant information you haven't given me
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ceremony
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Windows Defender contained a flaw that allowed malware to remotely execute code. You had one job (and you failed spectacularly)
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With US elections coming, Democrats are embracing the "sticks and stones may break my bones, but immature, petty-ass nicknames from a lying, cheating, cheeto-faced sack of monkey poop will not hurt me" strateegery
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(Economist)
 
 
 
US democracy downgraded to "mostly harmless"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
The Canadian mint Wants To Believe...that you'll plunk down $20 for a commemorative UFO coin
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man stabs his wife 123 times, claims no memory of the incident. Not reported: quality of his business cards, size of his Huey Lewis & The News collection
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A democratic lawmaker in Colorado was accused of sexually harassing women? Almost unanimously, CO's GOP-dominated Senate voted to expel him. GOP Lawmaker accused of the same thing? Eh. He can stay. Case closed
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Define projection: GOP accuses Democrats of not knowing what to stand for while GOP runs 2018 midterm ads against Hillary Clinton
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
China to remove price supports for US wine. Submitter's liver surrenders
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Mon April 02, 2018
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT), continuing the month theme with songs that peaked on a Billboard chart in the month of April
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man legally immigrates and becomes a lawful permanent resident. He is falsely convicted of murder due to dirty cop, which removes his legal status. 23 years later he is exonerated and released from prison, only to be immediately detained by ICE because of course he is
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Sat March 31, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans add over $1 trillion to the deficit, and still blame budget over spending on Obama and the Democrats (link fixed)
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington and Democracy 21 have filed a criminal complaint against Steve Bannon, the Trump campaign, the John Bolton Super PAC, Cambridge Analytica, Alexander Nix, and SCL Elections
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Roseanne accuses Democrats of running a secret pedophile ring, much like the one the Republicans ran out of Omaha that was busted up in 1988 involving the Franklin Credit Union
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
From beignet to remoulade, here is the essential New Orleans culinary dictionary
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(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo has a 43 point lead over Cynthia Nixon among NYC Democrats
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Who is undermining American democracy? By now, everybody. But especially you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Choose your own adventure: A man storms into a housing office with a bag of knives and shows workers images of hemorrhoids and the Illuminati. What do you do?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The G7 nations agree on a "common vision" for AI, forgetting it can't be bargained with. Or reasoned with. That it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And absolutely will not stop, ever, until we are dead
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tammy Duckworth demonstrates why you shouldn't make fun of her legs
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Wed March 28, 2018
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
World champions of sheep shearing head for Royal Easter Show to demonstrate their chops this Sunday. "Being a full-wool competition, including the spectacular fleece throws over the wool table, it's expected to be a popular event with the public"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Emoluments lawsuit is moving forward, Dolt 45's lawyers may have offered pardons to Manafarked and Flynn, and sweet FSM it's only Wednesday. Wacky Wednesday MSNBC discussion thread, bar's open, festivities start at 8pm EDT
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(GameInformer)
 
 
 
Two games that destroy families and friendships come together to demolish all you hold dear. Behold Mario Kart Monopoly
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Court says emolument case can go forward. You get a Trump tax return, and you get a Trump tax return. Everyone gets a Trump tax return
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Tue March 27, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently the polling firms are starting to get bored writing "historically low approval rating " this and "overwhelming democratic advantage in 2018" that: "Poll: Trump leads Stormy Daniels in 2020 match-up, but not if she uses her real name"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judge manages not to roll her eyes as she tosses a lawsuit brought by a conservative group arguing that YouTube's removal of their videos from the platform violated their 1st Amendment rights on the grounds that YOUTUBE IS NOT THE GOVERNMENT
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another Democratic clown is running for congress
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Chris Steele also sent a secret memo to the FBI alleging that the founder of RT didn't die "accidentally" as Washington D.C. police concluded, but was actually killed in an organized hit by Putin
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A Florida couple decide the best way to deal with the shooting tragedy is to steal toys from the memorial
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Mon March 26, 2018
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT), a different March theme - songs I added to my iTunes collection in March, whether by purchasing or by ripping a CD
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Catholics basically believe the same thing as Baptists believe. We just do it without the rhythm. But we try. We try. We are not as without rhythm as our Jewish brothers and sisters." Democrats, amirite?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Chinese game show host demolishes a ball of cotton candy in three seconds leaving her guest stunned. Batman would be proud (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The authors of "How Democracies Die" says the US will never go back to the norms we had before Trump. Pft, what does he know
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats realize that the NRA is right: Guns don't kill people... it's those darn bullets they shoot that do all the killing. So they introduce legislation requiring federal background checks on all ammunition purchases
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Democrats will need to win the popular vote by 11% to eke a bare majority in the House
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum called out for his smelly, frothy response to the March For Our Lives demostrations
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Damn, Gizmodo got their hands on the code Cambridge Analytica used to steal America's democracy. Turns out it was developed by another company to steal the UK's dignity
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Frontman for Eagles of Death Metal says "As the survivor of a mass shooting I can tell you from first-hand experience that all of you protesting and taking days off from school insult the memory of those who were killed and abuse and insult me"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's The Walking Dead was full of action, advanced the plot, and set the stage for what is to come with the remainder of the season. Oh, and Rick is still emoting like a My Chemical Romance album [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun March 25, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Your 'role will be removed': Whole Foods fires workers in 7-minute leaked conference call
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's a gallery of the best signs from the "March for Our Lives" demonstrations
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
A list of all the things NASA invented including memory foam, the Dustbuster, the computer mouse, and ice-resistant airplanes. Fake moon landings shockingly absent
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Sat March 24, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Congress to remove scandal-tainted president. No, not that one. Nope, not that one either. No, missed again. You're getting warmer...yep, THAT'S the one
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Trumps says Democrats didn't want DACA. Let's see what congressional sources say about the negotiation
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Lorna Luft undergoes successful surgery for removal of a brain tumor. Mother unavailable for comment
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Elon Musk has removed SpaceX & Tesla's Facebook pages. No word what his Fark handles are, though
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Don Lemon to former Virginian attorney general- "what would be your response if President Trump asks you to join his legal team?" Cuccinelli- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh wait, you're serious. Too much malarkey"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to veto spending bill meant to avert another government shutdown, because the Democrats forgot to address the problem facing those poor DACA recipients whom he threw into limbo by removing DACA protections
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Desperate Democrats cheer the spending bill as a win
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House judiciary Democrats claim firing Jeff Sessions would trigger "waterfall of crisis"....which to be fair would most likely look like a drop in the ocean of crisis that is the Trump administration
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
James Comey weighs film and TV offers for his memoirs. Finally a movie about an FBI director that won't need staff from both the men's and women's wardrobe departments
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Wed March 21, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tennessee hasn't had a Democrat Senator since 1990, and Trump carried the state by 26 points in 2016. You should already know where this is going
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The incumbent pro-life Democrat Rep. Dan Lipinski narrowly wins his primary against a much farther left challenger in a race the Dem is guaranteed to win because they will be running against an actual Nazi
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Let's take a walk down memory lane and look at some other famous serial bombers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rick Saccone: I did not lose to a Democrat, and will never concede. Trump: 'Saccone lost to a Democrat, what a maroon.'
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
A Federal Jobs Guarantee is widely popular, so you would think it's a perfect issue for the Democrats to run, which is why almost all of them are avoiding talking about it
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Following their repeated losses in the courts over their gerrymandered maps, PA Republicans move forward on impeaching all Democratic members of the state Supreme Court
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Convicted criminal surging in WV Senate race to replace Democrat Joe Manchin
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Poll: More than half of Democrats say it's not acceptable to vote for a candidate who's done immoral things in his private life. Unless you're Bill Clinton of course
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Amazon "R" Us is coming. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Democratic member of Congress calls for an armed overthrow of the government
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Mon March 19, 2018
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On Paul's Memory Bank tonight at 8PM EDT, a sampling of songs that peaked on a Billboard chart (mostly Hot 100) in the month of March
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking was a demon sent here to battle Billy Graham. Seriously. That's what it says
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In this weeks' edition of "No, we haven't grown a spine yet", Democratic lawmakers pull back from their hardline stance on immigration
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Democrats consider attacking themselves in primaries, because apparently they've decided it's better to lose elections, sit on the sidelines, and watch the country die
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Sun March 18, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tanks for the memories: Belarus' number one tank hunter finds and restores WW II tanks
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Sat March 17, 2018
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Democratic Congressman offers McCabe a job so he can get his pension
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
New Democratic spending bill continues to fund Planned Parenthood, an extension of Obama's executive amnesty, an ACA bailout, gun control, new taxes and...wait, this is the Republican spending bill?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Release the memos! No, not that one. Not that one either
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Democrats have a Nancy Pelosi problem
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Thu March 15, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump is rekindling America's enthusiasm for democracy
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(Some \m/-.-\m/)
 
 
 
"According to medical experts, the exposure to this heavy metal might cause long-lasting adverse effects, including mental decline, loss of balance, memory, and bodily control". Positive effects include, leather, chains, and banging your head
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Wed March 14, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN writes a clear and cohesive article on why democrats want Hillary to STFU
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(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Six-year-old girl undergoes surgery to remove cancer tumors from neck, head in places so difficult to reach, no surgeon would do it. So they let a robot operate instead
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ever wondered why you can't remember your childhood memories? Here comes the science
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Tue March 13, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House democrats on the Intel Committee to release minority report detailing "evidence of collusion," presumably gathered by the DC PreCrime division
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Despite what the big brown doey eyes of the therapy peacock tell you, it's time to ban emotional support animals
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Mon March 12, 2018
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank returns tonight at 8PM EDT. Begins with a playlist heard at a local seafood restaurant. We then follow up on the last live show of "love" songs with songs about cheating and lies. Most songs have variation of lie in the title
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Farmer wants 'eat like a pig' removed from the dictionary because it's offensive to animals. Of course, an easier solution would be to just keep the dictionary high on the bookshelf where the animals can't get to it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Expecting a Democratic wave this November? Don't look now, but the RNC is flush with cash, and building an army of campaign staff it will deploy to at least 25 states to help them hold back the democratic horde
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump blames Democrats for obstructing his nominees to various positions in the State Department. Democratic Senator points out that Trump has yet to nominate anyone for 65 open positions and he might want to do that before crying about obstruction
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Early signatures of a social brain: Children as young as 3 have a brain network devoted to interpreting the thoughts of others. But until then, they're leaky, shrieking, selfish, toxin-spewing, life-sucking demons. Ask any parent, including your own
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Sun March 11, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"The only Collusion was that done by the DNC, the Democrats and Crooked Hillary"
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Sat March 10, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Man with the most valuable collection of Pokemon cards (including 10 pristine examples of the rarest card ever) goes on Pawn Stars. Watch the appraised value fly out of sight
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The DNC is totally going to reduce the influence of superdelegates, just not this month. Maybe they'll get to this "milestone" in the summer. It's super important that you believe the DNC has good intentions for democracy
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
You can live on this remote icy island off the coast of Norway ... but you can't die there
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Cory Booker is the favorite right now among 2020 Democratic presidential candidates
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Disneyland workers demonstrate at Walt Disney Co. meeting, demanding living wages. Company says they must be living in Fantasyland
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Fri March 09, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oakland coffee shop will no longer serve police officers, for the "physical and emotional safety of our customers and ourselves." And since it's Oakland, alienating the police department will have no unintended consequences whatsoever
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Secretary of Education DeVos continues to demonstrate that she has no idea what the inside of a classroom looks like
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Christian conservative warns that God could destroy America because of Grinding Nemo
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Thu March 08, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Larry Sabato has released his latest "Crystal ball" forecast, and moved 26 house races in favor of Democrats: "For the first time fewer than 218 GOP seats are rated "likely" and all Dem incumbents' races are now rated at least "likely"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
The Friendly Atheist read Kim Davis's memoir so you don't have to. Spoiler Alert: She might have a bit of a martyr complex
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Democratic candidate accused of abusing his girlfriend wants you to know that while his claims of having served in Iraq and having been an FBI Agent may not *technically* be true, he will still defend your right to smoke pot
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, remember Puerto Rico? Yeah that's still happening. Turns out lots of Puerto Ricans are leaving the island, presumably relocating to red states to vote Democrat in November. Damn that Obama and his weather control satellites anyway
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Wed March 07, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Beto O'Rourke wins Texas Democrat primary; will set the stage for a November free-for-all against humon Ted Cruz in a bid to turn Texas blue
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Tue March 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sex And the City actress to challenge NY Governor in the Democratic primary. Neigh, not that one
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Yay We get to see the economy tank in 2008 style all over again. Dems and Repubs show their disdain for the working classes by working to demolish Dodd-Frank
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Democratic forum in southern California takes a turn off a cliff into bizarroland
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Oh Wally: Chicago's WLUP, home of Steve Dahl and "Disco Demolition Night," to go off the air after 41 years
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats want to address the scourge of lawmakers sleeping in their offices
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
There are no winners when you get into a bar fight while holding your 4-year-old, as this video demonstrates
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tennessee elementary school decides it's finally time to remove its rebel flag and lynching mural
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Mon March 05, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Someone at United had the crayon removed from their brain and is reinstating the bonuses
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Democrats will "crawl over broken glass to vote this Fall" so Ted Cruz is breaking windows as fast as he can
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Adam West and Glenn Campbell are left out of the Oscars 'in memoriam' section. KAPOW, PLOP, SAD
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The DCCC is doing everything it can to secure defeat from the jaws of Democratic victory
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And here it is: Trump Tweets that he'll remove the tariffs if Mexico and Canada sign a new, better NAFTA agreement. Extortion at its finest
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In which we learn that Democrats are STILL Republican Lite. May as well vote for Trump in 2020
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
ICE saves the day by removing 10% of town's population and opening up jobs for real Americans. Just kidding, it's jobs that are "beneath" Americans and the jobs were filled by other immigrants, even after raising wages
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Sun March 04, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In today's national election, Italians will choose between right-leaning populists or far-right populists. Social democrats seen crying in the corner
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Sat March 03, 2018
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado legislator changes affiliation from Democrat to Republican moments before being expelled for sexual misconduct so Republicans can choose his replacement
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Razzies name Emoji Movie worst movie of 2017. :-(
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(Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
What kind of world do we live in that a Marine vet can't board a plane with his emotional support flamethrower?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Man dreams of reopening closed amusement park to revive fond childhood memories. Go FundMe account at $800 on way to $350 million needed to rebuild
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Fri March 02, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former democratic presidential hopeful and destroyer of all things Franken urges congress to take up sexual harassment bill
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Where have all the hipsters gone? Their 2008-12 musical heyday evoked "chillwave and the vibe generation; of Carpark Records re-releasing an old Toro Y Moi demo album that sounds like Weezer if Weezer took the L Train to Bedford Ave, just because"
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
McDonald's Big Mac record holder on pace to eat his 30,000th by May, be preserved as a solid cholesterol statue by Memorial Day
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
How Democrats are helping Trump dismantle Dodd-Frank, with picture of Democrats enoying the destruction
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Thu March 01, 2018
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Caged gorilla statue in Texas playground removed due to public outcries of racism and controversy now to be brought back due do public outcries of racism and controversy. Damn dirty ape
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
President Trump gives his VP Mike Pence a comforting and completely not weird pat on thigh at Billy Graham ceremony. Melania not amused at reach around
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Let's all take a trip down memory lane, to one full year ago: when Trump signed an executive order making it easier for the mentally ill to purchase firearms. Because Obama
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Best memories and biggest surprises from 2018 winter Olympics. The NBC television viewing experience mysteriously absent
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Wed February 28, 2018
(Greenwood Index-Journal)
 
 
 
Perhaps missing that the film only had a 32% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, someone steals 2005 'The Longest Yard' memorabilia
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump tweets off his rocker, Kosher Kush is two steps away from removal (unless arrested first), and the Mueller probe is breaking fast and hard. THIS is your mid-week Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How should we balance the quality of life, emotional toll, potential medical benefits, and the costs and consequences of medical procedures for the very aged?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP candidate in Indiana runs an attack ad against the incumbent Democratic Senator trying to tie him to party leaders such as Chuck Schumer (OK) , Nancy Pelosi (wrong chamber), Barack Obama (not president anymore) and, of course, Colin Kapernick
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
A San Diego State University course titled "Trump: Impeachment, Removal or Conviction?" has caught the attention of national conservative media outlets. One-credit course lasts a weekend, may take longer than actual trial
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(Shareblue Media)
 
 
 
"Ben Carson demoted me for refusing to buy him a $5k chair"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio claims "we the people don't like each other very much," potentially winning the important "misanthropic bastard" demographic
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
You'd think a bazooka round hidden in a wall would make demolishing the wall go faster
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(NPR)
 
 
 
More people than you'd think have been arrested for having sex with animals or gone to the hospital to have a foreign object removed from their butt
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats score their 39th flip on their way to the parking lot
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
CBS chief Les Moonves explains why they didn't sell Star Trek: Discovery to Netflix in the USA, in case someone removed your brain
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Tue February 27, 2018
(MPR News)
 
 
 
How Russia is hacking our Democracy
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
We've come a LONG way from "I didn't inhale": Former FBI official and current College professor is running in Chicago in a Democratic primary for Congress as the pro-pot candidate and just released a campaign photo of himself puffing on a joint
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Why the Democratic party's apathetic treatment of unions, and buddying-up with concentrated capital interests, has cost them so many elections is a complete mystery. They should have gained infinity squared votes
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
A problem has been detected and Western democracy has been shut down to prevent damage to your world: error code 0x00000009 IRQL_NOT_GREATER_OR_EQUAL
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Like a '79 Pinto, the Nunes memo keeps backfiring
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
News: Democratic primary voters in Texas are surging to the polls in numbers higher than even the 2016 presidential election. Fark: expectations are that they will "lose by less than usual"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Problem: the GOP keeps losing special elections to the Democrats. GOP Solution: 'Let's just not hold any elections until 2019'. Democrats: 'Yeah, that's not gonna work for us"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats introduce assault weapons ban that will fix the problem. Narrator: "It didn't fix the problem"
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
VA state delegate holds "hammer-and-sickle" image behind Democratic delegate Lee Carter while he speaks. Fark: His fellow Democratic delegate Mark Keam
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(gHacks)
 
 
 
Mozilla is removing individual cookie management from Firefox because we all know you eat the entire box
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Emoji domains are the future, submitter moves his site to "www.8^/.com"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's 2018 and we still have people who believe in demonic possession so the Vatican is holding a week-long international conference on performing exorcisms
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man lives in the Jefferson Memorial
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(National Review)
 
 
 
NRO's batshiat crazy Forever Trumper & former prosecutor: "The Schiff Memo Harms Democrats More Than It Helps Them"
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Chrissy Teigen tweets about bringing 'emotional support casserole' on flight, great potential band name
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Sun February 25, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sen. Feinstein (D-id someone get told?) fails to garner the (D) party endorsement for re-election. "Democrats deserve a progressive senator who fights on the front lines, who doesn't equivocate on the sidelines"
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Even though it is tape delayed, here is the last day of the Fark Olympic Discussion threads. The Closing Ceremony will start at 8pm ET on NBC, and it can be streamed as well
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump calls for all Americans to be on the same team, come together as a nation, investigate the fraudulent actions of the Democrats, punish Adam Schiff for his illegal leaks, and remember that the Russian meddling is all Obama's fault
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(BBC)
 
 
 
IOC to Russia: We'll lift the ban, but you gotta stop doping for at least one more day. Can you do that? Just until the closing ceremonies. I know it feels like forever, but it's really not that long. Oh, and no Russian flag. We're super serious
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(Vox)
 
 
 
There is little scientific data to back up emotional support animals
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Sat February 24, 2018
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Let's not start farking each other's grapefruits just get... but memo's out (link goes to PDF)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats will be watching California very closely this week as state Dems hold their annual convention ... mostly to see who gets the upper hand: party professionals or progressive activists
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Emoluments suit gets personal, embroiders "45" on its legal briefs
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A Democrat whose Republican opponent has outspent him 17-1 is now tied with his opponent in deep red Pennsylvania
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Fri February 23, 2018
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
"DCCC Goes Nuclear, Slams Democratic Candidate As Corrupt For Same Behavior It Engages In Regularly." Obvious tag hasn't taken a beating like this since somebody stuck a banana in its pants and turned a monkey loose
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Yeah, I may have "spied" on "progressives" in order to sell the information to conservative groups, but that's no reason to not run as a Democrat. I mean, these nice Blue Dog fellows are bankrolling my campaign, so as you can see it's totally legit
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(TownNews)
 
 
 
Photoshop this needlepoint commemoration
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists demonstrate "walking" crystals which could lead to crystal robots, planet killing entities
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Trump praise his English skills? Will he bring up Schwarzenegger taking over The Apprentice? Mention the country producing a memorable leader of Germany in the 30s? This is your Trump/Turnbull News Conference discussion. 2pm EST start time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Former Freemason, 51, found drunk and naked inside a huge pipe organ with a toy gun and remote-controlled police car says he got lost while trying to hand out cheeseburgers to the homeless
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