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Sun April 22, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Penn State turns nanny state up to 11
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Repeat after me: I will not stick it in crazy. I will not stick it in...well, she is kind of cute. Maybe I can change her
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(Petrolicious)
 
 
 
The infamous Nürburgring's Nordschleife course, at 13 miles long, presented a unique problem in the 1970s: how to get emergency vehicles to crash sites in time to save F1 drivers' lives. Solution? Porsche fire engines
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Russia claims Theresa May and the Queen are heavy drinkers and that's why they're insulting Russia (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat April 07, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dying man lives ... after his heart stopped for 18 hours. And it's not even Easter
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Wed April 04, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man rescued from 80ft coastal blowhole. What your mom was doing at the beach in this old premise is anybody's guess
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Fri March 30, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Russia decides using nerve gas on random Brits is too subtle, moves to plan B: Running them over with planes
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Sun March 18, 2018
(McCord Museum)
 
 
 
What did a beeper look like in 1962? Meet the Bellboy, marvel of tomorrow
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Fri March 16, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nepal plane crash survivor says don't drink, sleep on flight. Subby likes to live dangerously
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Starbucks will offer EMS workers permanent discounts, so coffee will only cost them about $8 a cup
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Mon March 12, 2018
(BNO News)
 
 
 
If you receive a package in Austin, don't open it
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Wed March 07, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK police are asking for anybody who visited the area where the Russian spy and his daughter were poisoned to come forward. Of particular interest is a swarthy short man in hat and tall angular woman with black hair
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Apple staff still haven't figured out not to walk into windows, and the 911 calls prove it. Bill Gates still laughing
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Sat February 10, 2018
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
At least three dead and others missing following helicopter crash in the Grand Canyon
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scariest thing in Botany Bay, Australia today? Don't hold your breath
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Indonesian stock exchange collapses. THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FARKING METAPHOR
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
"This is your Captain speaking, we apologize for the rough landing, but we are safely on the ground. Please now close your window to avoid seeing the side of the cliff we are hanging off and we hope you had a pleasant flight"
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Wed January 10, 2018
(680 News Radio)
 
 
 
The cost of being a dumbass in Toronto is only C$100 -- which is only C$64,900 short of the cost to rescue her from the crane
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Sat January 06, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Planes collide on Canada airport tarmac. Airport communications systems overwhelmed by apologies
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Fri January 05, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
While you are freezing your butt off, Sydney and Melbourne are expecting a heat wave of 113 degrees. How's that for global warming?
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Thu January 04, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance, she'd kill you, and everyone you cared about
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Sun December 31, 2017
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
It's officially Happy New Year 2018 in New Zealand and let's check in to see...wow are they ALL Farkers over there?
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
New motorcycle helmet will call an ambulance and text your family if you have an accident. "I've fallen and I can't get up"
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