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Thu December 02, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I remember the lawyer - who was younger than me - raised her eyebrow when she saw my email address"
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(Architectural Digest)
 
 
 
It's not that your boss won't allow you to work from home because he has an AOL email address, he is just sure "working from home" means you're here
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Omicron variant still detectable by PCR tests, no matter how much water you drink
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Mon November 29, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Swiss voters uphold Covid restrictions as they don't want to be as ignorant as the US
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Probably got trapped in the headlight section
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Star Wars)
 
 
 
The amazing story of how "Star Wars" was dubbed into Navajo, with Lucasfilm's blessing
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Star Trek)
 
 
 
Sweet Jesus, "Star Trek: First Contact" was released 25 years ago today
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Mon November 22, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Good kitty
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
31 people who have wa-a-ay too much time on their hands and the pets who are forced to put up with them
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark is Everywhere
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Fri November 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Hai, this note is totes from me, who continues being held captive by the government, and on second thought I wasn't sexually assaulted by a high ranking official after all." WTA chairman and tennis stars: "Go fark yourself, China"
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Re-watching Awakenings, starring Robin Williams and Robert DeNiro. Are there any medical professionals out there with thoughts on treatment back then and how it has improved?
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Biden delivers school debt forgiveness
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Sun November 14, 2021
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
You asked for miracles, Spammer. I give you the FBI
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Fri November 12, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Take your own dick pics
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Vehicle crashes into cemetery in Pittsburgh. Hundreds dead at the scene
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boston farkers have the chance to watch a bunch of ladies beat the snot out of each other. But unlike every night on Union Street, this time it's for a good cause
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Wed November 10, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Ultra-rare, delicious, cotton candy lobster caught off Maine coast
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Mon November 08, 2021
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Does the "he who smelled it, dealt it" rule apply to orbital satellites? Because if yes then those things are quite gassy
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Fri November 05, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Prepare for the giant pickle incident
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Thu November 04, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
750,000
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Wed November 03, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Humanity could do great things, but we're all just kind of assholes
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Tue November 02, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Fisher Cats play chicken
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother-in-law tells me I look tired all the time, and I can't handle the criticism anymore. How do I get her to stop?"
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Mon November 01, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Atlantic hurricane season runs out of names for the 2nd year in a row, 3rd time in history. But it snowed in Washington DC that one time, so no worries
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Whose responsibility is it to save the GOP?
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
What would an anti-government militia need with government-issued email addresses? Oh, right
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Tue October 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Canada, UK, need refresher courses in how to use the BCC feature of email. Although, to be fair, the Taliban did promise not to misuse data leaks, so we're all good then
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The emoji had that look in her eyes again -- the one that meant the local hospital was gonna need to run a new blood donations drive soon
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Teddy the Terrapin Lab is making the rounds, bringing comfort to those who need it
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Commander Data activates his emotion chip
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Sun October 24, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
The largest, tallest single-track roller coaster is heading to California, a place where there are never any earthquakes or other natural disasters
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Lego)
 
 
 
If Kevin scattered all the pieces for this all over the floor, Harry and Marv would have just given up
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Scots accent the UK's sexiest says poll. Subby's sure they mean the Fife accent, not that gibberish spoken in Glasgow
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Geez, Facebook, creepy much?
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Well ain't that just fuQing lovely
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Wed October 13, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
This car chase is dildoes
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Tue October 12, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Over 85% of the global population has been affected by climate change
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Be our guest, Be our guest, If you'll please excuse the mess. It's two years since we've had you here, we really need the rest
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Mon October 11, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Steelers and local authorities would like fans to remember there is no smoking in the stadium, and no dumping ashes, either
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Thu October 07, 2021
(The Root)
 
 
 
The Ozy hustle explained
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Edinburgh Live)
 
 
 
Fark challenge: Try to make sense of this article while keeping in mind that a key term is "outdoor swimming pool"
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Mon October 04, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
'The argument here implies an astounding and belligerent stupidity in the Republican base.' Hey, if the shoe fits, Cinderella
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(The Week)
 
 
 
You may not be able to safely go home for the holidays because of Covid and anti-vaxxers
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
The MTA runs those no-subway-surfing PSAs for a reason, and here's one of the reasons now
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Answer this for me: is this worth $10 a month to watch?
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Wed September 29, 2021
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple AirTag 'Lost Mode' flaw could lead to 'You're Farked Mode'
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Great job, GQP, ivermectin use is threatening livestock
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're hiding your house on Google Maps wrong
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely no one, the recent Oaf Derper hack unearthed at least 160 rocket surgeons who actually used their official military or government email addresses
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Far-right trolls have learned an important lesson: Don't trust far-right trolls
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Switzerland joins the 21st century
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
Disney Princess Dream Home Ghost Town
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We are not going to be fooled this time, ExxonMobil
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Make-A-Wish granted: 7-year-old girl surprised at her school by a limo that took her to meet her new bestest friend
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Remember that Epik hack last week? Ali Alexander sure does
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Vaccinated Europeans can travel to the US again starting in November. Europeans: Why the hell would we want to do that?
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Fri September 17, 2021
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Farkette wrote a novel that's been called "a cross between Supernatural and Siren" and she would love for you to read it
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(The Week)
 
 
 
We need to make sci-fi weird again
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Thu September 16, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
And today's biggest asshole award goes to a pastor in Oklahoma
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Wed September 15, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Right smack dab in the middle of town, I've found a parking space that's trouble proof (up on its roof)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember when AOC said that she felt that Capitol police were giving the treasonous filth her undisclosed location on 1/6 and GQP laughed? It was nervous laughter
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Did you get a COVID test from Walgreens in the past...entire pandemic? If so, your personal info was left on the open web up for grabs. Bonus: article author gave Walgreens time to fix the problem before publishing. Spoiler: they didn't
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Mon September 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
You know, I'm almost starting to think that crypto, instead of being the brave new future of finance, is in fact just an ongoing criminal enterprise designed to allow scammers to repeatedly pull more money from ignorant, naive rubes
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Thu September 09, 2021
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Prepare for a volte-face from the anti-vaxxers once the cancer vaccines start appearing
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
If your name is Sara Morrison, you might want to set aside an hour to check your email today, in case you receive a few hundred emails about email, because like, yo dawg
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Woman contacts owner of overgrown cemetery. She then gets cremation ashes for burial because the owner "didn't want to mail them to the cemetery's then-groundskeeper because they might be stolen off the man's front porch." Now goats are involved
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(Star Trek)
 
 
 
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its 55 year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before
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Tue September 07, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Not News: Hiker completes 48th 4,000' peak. News: 4 years old
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Mon September 06, 2021
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Swiss encrypted email provider ProtonMail surrenders user IP address to French police. Fark: of a truly dangerous anti-gentrification activist
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Death by kayak
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
700 pages of internal communications from the GA Sec State office show a lot more pressure than previously known to change the election results. Death threats, home invasion by Oath Keepers
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Investors choo choo choose Amtrak
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Sun September 05, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Fans of good music don't want to admit rock is dying--and so are its heroes
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Fri September 03, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Newlywed driving wrong way causes crash, flees scene. Fights with jailers while exclaiming, "All hail Donald Trump." Then drops trou and places fingers you know where. But what would you expect from a guy with the email address ifarted69@gmail.com?
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Wed September 01, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: Tokyo 2020 gold medalist gets disqualified. News: Tokyo 2020 Paralympic gold medalist gets DQed. Facepalm: Because he has an intellectual disability and he was 3 minutes late to the competition
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Tired of being accused of being a gold-digger living off his mentally ill daughter, Britney Spears' father has agreed to step down from his role as her conservator - but he's gonna need $2 million before he goes
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Is it time to toss the stick and reach for the carrot?
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Tue August 31, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Taliban reportedly downgrade telecommunications in Afghan resistance regions to normal AT&T service levels
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Mon August 30, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Polish boxer Ewa Brodnicka decided the best way to get one over rival Aniela Bogusz at the weigh-in for their MMA bout was to pull a dildo out of a purple plastic bag and wave it in her face" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Secret Service warned Capitol Police about violent threats a day before the Jan. 6 attack. And man, that guy REDACTED sure sounds like a real dick
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(The Week)
 
 
 
So...how does the pandemic end?
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Mon August 23, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Doctors walk out God's waiting room
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Yes, is the Chicago Bears GM? Raiders GM Mike Mayock here. Remember when I drunk dialed you a few years ago and traded all pro LB Khalil Mack for a bag of magic beans? Yea, um, can we have him back, pretty please?"
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(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
Stop the presses. Tom Cruise eats curry
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(Inside Science)
 
 
 
New generation of smartphones may add full thermal imaging sensors, making them viable replacement for a thermometer. Contactless, too, so your sick kid won't necessarily have to have a smartphone jammed down their throat or into their butt
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Sun August 22, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You might not have been able to get LeVar Burton to be the next Jeopardy host, but you can get him to read your own stories. Out loud. On his podcast
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Sat August 21, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Should we feel guilty about anti-vaxxer schadenfreude?
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Pictures of naked utes
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Wed August 18, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Even the Taliban are ashamed at the botched American withdrawal
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Tue August 17, 2021
(Some Artist Who Feels Jelly)
 
 
 
Lookin' keen, jelly bean
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Suddenly, Ken Starr
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Small blobs of human brain grown in a dish have been coaxed into forming rudimentary eyes, which respond to light by sending signals to the rest of the brain tissue. Sleep tight
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"A person was seriously injured after they were shot in their car by a Jack in the Box." OK, now these 2nd Amendment activists have gone too far. It's ridiculous to arm jack-in-the-boxes as they obviously have poor trigger control
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Sun August 15, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Valve rewards hacker who found a steam leak. Luckily, nobody got burned
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Sun August 08, 2021
(Some Disney Guy)
 
 
 
"I want to get off" Disney World edition
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