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headlines found matching 'elephant'
Wed November 23, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Good morning, class. Good morning, class. Class? Class? SHUT UP! Thank you. As you know your regular 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation. I am your substitute MSNBC thread, Sister Mary Elephant
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
"Cocaine-Fueled Orgies, Elephant Feces and Blackface" may be crucial elements to any Hollywood Oscar party, but probably won't land Damien Chazelle another Oscaar
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Sun November 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
That poor, poor mother
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In Zimbabwe, elephant hunts you
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Fri November 11, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two dozen elephants sign up for Total Fark (Possible NSFW content on page)
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Wed November 09, 2022
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
I called and asked if I could keep the elephant's eye, but they hung up on me. The aristocrats
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
I called and asked if I could keep the elephant's eye, but they hung up on me. The aristocrats
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
Apple's long-predicted AR glasses may take a few more years. Meanwhile, we'll be forced to resort to our far less expensive traditional ways of seeing pink elephants that aren't really there
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers say first major expansion of humans in Madagascar 1,000 years ago is linked to loss of large-bodied vertebrates, including giant lemurs, elephant birds, turtles, and hippopotami. Humans one, biodiversity nil
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Fri November 04, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
♬ They paved Elon's paradise and put up a parking lot. ♬
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Tue November 01, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently rhinos have begun to grow smaller horns as an evolutionary trick thanks to generations of poachers killing them for their big horns
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Mon October 31, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
D.C. Fortean types relate tales of mysterious elephant-sized "Demon Cat" appearing before Capitol Police before national tragedies last 150 years. So some bored journalist's mixed Detroit's "Nain Rouge" with The Wobblies' mascot. Got it
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Tue October 18, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
New research suggests elephants prefer habitats on the periphery of protected areas, rather than the areas themselves. In other words, elephants are just giant cats with more vile poops
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police abandon informant, allowing drug dealer to rape her twice. Court lets dealer out on bail. Dealer doesn't show up for trial. Hey Louisiana justice system, admit the dealer's your best bud
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Sun October 09, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
The Fed: Admits a sharp home price decline is possible. Everyone else: So you're saying there's a chance we'll be able to afford a house in the future?
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Sat October 01, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Ole Miss tame the Kentucky Wildcats? Will Alabama roll over Arkansas? Will Baylor maul Oklahoma State? How about NC State and Clemson? All this and much more as Week 5 of the college football season starts at Noon ET. October will be fun
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Eat Mor Crow
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Tue September 06, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"What do you do when you're itchy and you're an elephant?"
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Wed August 31, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Macaques brave enough
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Thu August 18, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Best place to accidentally drop something at the zoo? That would be the elephant enclosure
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