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Wed August 15, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
What makes an all-American balanced breakfast? Eggs, bacon, orange juice, Monsanto weed-killer, beans ... hold on. Beans? This isn't England you wanker
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Mon August 13, 2018
(Korea Herald)
 
 
 
Old hotness: So hot that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk. New hotness: So hot that you can hatch a chick in a carton of eggs placed outdoors
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Wed August 08, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Women need to know the risks of freezing their eggs, and remember that thawing them in the microwave is right out
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What's worse than a wasp? A drunk wasp with an attitude
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Mon August 06, 2018
(WTOC Savannah)
 
 
 
Bananas rout Bacon; Eggs inconsolable
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Birds on the Alabama coastline still trying to recover from the BP oil spill now have to contend with dickwad volleyball players putting their eggs in the sun to bake
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Sat August 04, 2018
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
A company named "Just egg" is producing 'vegan eggs' from mung beans. 'Have you ever seen a mung cloaca?'
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Fri August 03, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Tom Brady, the greatest quarterback of all time
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Will eating an egg and a banana kill you?
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Thu August 02, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Start with some beaten eggs and dump in random ingredients, pour into pie crust and bake for 45 minutes. Cut yourself a slice and enjoy the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 22-28 Give Quiche a Chance Edition
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Thu July 26, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Move over manbearpig. Model and TV host Chrissy Teigen and her daughter play with an insect that turns out to be a tarantula hawk wasp, which can give one of the most painful stings of any insect
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(IGN)
 
 
 
There could be more tossed salads and scrambled eggs
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Mother. Of. The. Year
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
So why are you sitting on the Group W bench? I was caught smuggling turtles from NJ to PA
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
New wasp species found in Amazon has an enormous stinger. It's going to take a lot of bubble wrap to ship this one
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
There's a joke here, somewhere... glad they got this over easy? No... the cops finally poached the guy? No, that's not it either
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
More women resort to freezing their eggs as potential partners refuse to adult
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Mon July 02, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"We seized numerous weapons and interceded and separated people, However, once projectiles, such as fireworks, eggs, rocks, bottles and construction equipment were thrown and people were injured, we ordered people to disperse" Construction equipment?
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Fri June 29, 2018
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
Magnetic Clay may contain almonds, crustaceans, dairy, casein, eggs, and peanuts
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Thu June 28, 2018
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Kroger to test driverless cars for grocery delivery. Protip: Don't order eggs
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Terrifying new species of "alien" wasp that eats its victims from the inside out then lays eggs that burst out has been discovered. Sleep tight, Aussies
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Tue June 26, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Huge music festival may have to be rescheduled due to 4 bird eggs
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
2 Gay Swans, One Cup
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Fri June 22, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Why hairy caterpillars are suddenly everywhere. Even in your corn flakes. Right now
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Mon June 18, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cafe launches huge breakfast with 65 items dubbed "The Terminator 2." So far, no one has defeated it
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
♫ Imzadi, I hear the Borg a callin', Targ salad and Horta eggs...♫
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Mon June 11, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Q: How many animals are born in the world every day? A: Yes
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Damn, it smells like rotten eggs down here. Let me just turn on this light anBOOM
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
House of Fraser to close in latest retail casualty. Business analysts report changing tastes behind closure, as consumers are no longer interested in tossed salads and scrambled eggs
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Sat June 02, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Seriously, who throws eggs at the Amish?
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
There are some very good reasons to move out of your apartment and into a new one. 'Roaches laying eggs in your ears' is high on that list
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Sun May 27, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to look at a carton of eggs
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Tue May 22, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
An egg a day to keep the doctor away? Or is it a chicken to refrain from sicken?
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Jon Voight could be the oldest hipster ever. Still not as "unique" as his daughter
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Gov't says it's now safe to eat romaine lettuce again, but subby ain't taking no chances. This big ol' box of Apocalypse Chow I dun got from the Revr'nd Bakker is all a real 'Murican needs to stay fit and healthy
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You can often get a ride from a trucker who is going the same direction you are. Often they just want company or conversation or that thrill they get when they kill yet another hitchhiker
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Shropshire Star)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby chameleon wields tiny spear to defend his lady's honor (pic)
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Tue May 15, 2018
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Please do not try to pick up snapping turtles. They are named that for a reason. Signed: Lefty
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Sat May 12, 2018
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
How eggsasperating
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Meh, always knew octopuses are really "aliens" from another planet that came here as frozen eggs millions of years ago. Why else would they be so smart? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Decider)
 
 
 
Infinity War screenwriters say Frasier was inspiration for banter between Dr. Strange and Tony Stark. No word on what happened to the scrambled eggs
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This is how many eggs you can eat in a week. Cool Hand Luke chuckles to himself
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
This Lego breakfast machine can make you bacon and eggs
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Jogger finds prehistoric fish that first appeared in the fossil record about 200 million years ago. In other news, people still jog
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cosby conviction sends a clear message, and that message is WHEEEERE DID THEY GET CHOCOLATE CAKE FROM? And they said huh uh, we wanted eggs and milk and dad made us eat this, so I said "I dunnnooooooo"
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Wed May 02, 2018
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Goose that lays golden eggs gets sick of being chased around New York by liberals and flies to Nashville. Which has better food, better music and prettier women too
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Sun April 29, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
For 10 consecutive years, the same duck has returned to same elementary school in order to lay her eggs and raise her brood
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
As Americans, we are pitied for our snack foods by the wider global community, who use real ingredients and have delicious Cadbury eggs. So here's a guide to how to score yourselves some delicious treats you may not know about
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Rockford Register Star)
 
 
 
New Peregrine falcon family takes up residence in Rockford, gets webcam so we can all waste more work time
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Thu April 19, 2018
(The Star Phoenix)
 
 
 
Honey can you run to the store and pick up some milk, bread, eggs and a crack pipe?
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Move over, Grumpy Cat
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Tue April 17, 2018
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Why the hell do we eat eggs for breakfast anyway? It's not like they came before chicken nuggets that we can eat anytime of the day
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Python has a sex party, Unix has a D&D gathering
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