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Mon January 24, 2022
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Curious how much PPP money a company received? That information is now online
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
US government scandals often end with the suffix "gate", since Watergate, which is dumb enough, but now the UK's PM is about to be toppled by partygate
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hedonism isn't all it's cracked up to be
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Pope calls for day of prayer for peace for Ukraine. Wednesday, he wants Wednesday. I don't know if there will be refreshments. No, we can't do peace on Tuesday, how's Friday? Already invaded by Friday? Okay, let's stay with Wednesday then
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Printed Circuit Birds are real
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(NPR)
 
 
 
African-American Senators walk out in protest, withheld their votes as white majority Mississippi Senate passed bill banning schools from teaching critical race theory without defining what CRT is
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
An altercation between a senior citizen and 10 motorcycle enthusiasts took place - which is a nice way of saying a 70 year old got a case of road rage and picked a fight with a group of bikers - And it didn't happen in Florida - Japan tag needed
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Sun January 23, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dumbass, Facepalm, Fail, Ironic, Obvious, Sad, and Stupid all rolled up into one in a mere seven words
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colorado's most destructive fire might have been caused by the Springfield Tire Fire. Well, not quite, but it's sorta like that
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
No one expected the Furious Stranded English Citizens who were/are living in Europe, and can't bloody go home for some reason
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You know who else liked to fearmonger to crowds with lies?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John Stockton zigged on COVID protocols so the Bulldogs zagged on his season tickets
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NYT: where workers starting to refuse wage slavery and recognize their value are described like a disease
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A group of witnesses have mastered the art of understatement, saying that the parachutist "landed much quicker than expected"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
County commissioner and 'Cowboys for Trump' founder Couy Griffin; "Hey Ima need that photo of Pence hiding in the Capitol basement for my defense." Government; "No. Not yours. Not ours either"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Don Jr. Needs an intervention. Or at least someone to keep him off social media when he's ripped to the gills
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Moon is not 'shopped, I can tell by the 370 trillion pixels
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(MSN)
 
 
 
♫I see a school bus and I want it painted black. No colors anymore I want them to turn black♫
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
FAFO, Subban hockey edition: "[He] was too much of a coward to fight me and as soon as I began to turn my back he started making monkey gestures at me so I punched him in the face multiple times and he turtled like the coward he is. There fixed it"
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
It must be tough to learn that your father never loved you
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Constitution of the United States protects your right to unlimited bread sticks. What a country
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"It's well recorded that at least 150 professional athletes have died on the court or on the pitch because of vaccines" says, A) Alex Jones, B) Tucker Carlson, C) NBA Hall of Famer John Stockton
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Well, they're thawed, aren't they? Mission accomplished
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Like the fly, Brits vomit digestive enzymes onto their food to predigest it before consuming it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How many stars can you see at night? We counted for you
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy birthday Richard Dean Anderson. Not gonna lie - kinda curious as to how you baked your cake this year
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Refudiator vs. Lamestream Media goes to trial Monday
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 23 is 'juggernaut,' as in "I'm not sure if this moonshine is packaged in a juggernaut"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Julian McMahon no longer FBI's Most Wanted
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Illinois library forced to close to visitors indefinitely due to violent threats from flash mobs of anti-mask protesters
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme: Show & Tell Vol. 15. Show us a favorite artwork you've created and Tell us the story behind its inspiration, materials, backstory. Share your photos, paintings, jewelry, poetry, etc
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Burkina Faso: it's not an attempted coup, it's "acts of discontent by soldiers". wellallrightythen
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you're drunk and kill a pedestrian, don't take away the body and return it to the scene hours later, officer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The head village idiot is very upset that a member of the school board called her a village idiot
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Geordies from north-east England believe the end of the world is nigh, now building underground bunkers and safe houses to escape the zombie apocalypse. In related news: Geordies are a form of human from north-east England (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
London transit official argues that cars are nothing but a "blip" in transportation history, says they need to move aside for more innovative new ways to travel. The man has a point
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tuxedo cat plays intricate paw paddycakes
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(Broadway World)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: That time you auditioned and/or performed onstage
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(Some Wordle Guy)
 
 
 
Bored with "Wordle"? Give it a go in Portuguese or Urdu
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Covered by a pile of cheetahs
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after trying to buy a child at Walmart and not knowing jack shiat about haggling
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Athletes visiting Hundred Acre Wood warned not to disparage Pooh
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Haunting at old Santa Fe Drury Plaza Hotel. Breakfast included
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Thankfully, the chickens were not roasted, baked, or fried
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
55-sided, 555-carat "Enigma" black diamond goes on sale for about $7-million. One of a kind gem from heart of an asteroid, folks
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers is now immunized from the Super Bowl
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(Alaska Public Media)
 
 
 
City assembly still trying to figure out how and why anti-science mayor farked with the water supply. Maybe bottled water isn't such a bad idea
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(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
A well regulated militia, being necessary to defend oneself against motel cleaning fees, the right of the people, to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Case filed to block Trump deposition by... The DOJ?
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Sat January 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Turns out that proPutin Coup inside Ukraine "story" might not be all its cracked up to be, given it's from the Foreign Office aka MI6
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(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
Feeling a little neglected over there, Weather Network?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
He led a double life, and he killed his wife, but now they'll let him go, because he didn't know, he could have taken a plea, and already been free. Murder now rhymes, it's a sign of the times
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Turns out Covid-19 tests give most accurate results if taken midday. So right after you Farkers wake up from your cheap booze induced mini-comas
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
It's only January and already the fire season has started in California
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Deep Fried Taiwanese comfort food and HOLY CRAP check out those enormous chopsticks
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
A man carrying his own severed arm gets a hand making a tourniquet
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 270, with Francis N'Gannou vs Ciryl Gane for the heavyweight title, Brandon Moreno vs Deiveson Figueiredo for the flyweight title. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, prelims at 8 PM ET on ESPN and ESPN+, PPV main card at 10 PM ET
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
Subby has heard of women "nesting" before but he's not sure what this is called
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Having solved all violent crime, Dallas police seized 42 fake paper license plate tags and issued 49 citations one day this week
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Starbucks baristas now get annoyed when you order something on the menu
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 22, 2022 is 'opine,' meaning referring to Sheriff Taylor's son. As in, At the end of the episode, Goober learned a very opine lesson
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The volunteer who witnessed the chili incident said, "And now as I look back I'm like, 'I don't think I was in a Godly place.'"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Canadian healthcare, dumb criminals, guitarists, and songwriters are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan. 13-19: Cousin Lou Edition
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Universal sued after trailer bait-and-switch puts fans up in Armas
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Patriot Front data leak reveals just how much residents of DC messed up fascists' vehicles and rally plans last month
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Interstate 94 in central Minnesota closed for hours until they could send out a potato plow
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Weber grilled after sending out a meatloaf recipe, right after Meat Loaf died
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Well that escalated quickly
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Time to break out the tiny violin for Bank of America's CEO, who's going home to cry over the labor shortage in his big pile of guaranteed money
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(NHL)
 
 
 
From the Flyers rattling with the Sabres to Lightning in the Shark Tank it's your Saturday Hockey Thread™ 1st of 11 relatively well spaced puck drops at 1:00 PM EST. Rare "Good Job Schedule Guy" exacta, never mind trifecta, still has no chance
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(Some deflated Guy)
 
 
 
System installed to stop toll evasion claims 22 tires on the first day despite multiple warnings on toll approach and an alarm before imminent shredding. Tires were all on the same vehicle
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Feel good story to balance the hellscape we live in: boys caught on video busting into house to rescue trapped dogs
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Big weed is too relaxed to celebrate its potential success
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"In the US, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) says that ultra-light vehicles - which weigh less than 254lbs... and have a maximum speed of ...63mph...can be flown without a pilot's certificate." What could possibly go wrong?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Small town comes up with radical idea to save its local pub by having those who use it buy shares in it. Subby saved his local pub with the radical idea of drinking his pay cheque at the bar every single week
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The rise of the machines has happened... briefly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meat Loaf: "If I die, I die, but I'm not going to be controlled." Covid: Hold my beer
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Gee, it's almost like they're bad people who have learned nothing and will do it all again in a hot minute
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Protip for budding lil' domestic terrorists: When choosing a livestream name, maybe go for something a little lower-profile than "Murder the Media"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"He weighs five pounds, has an impressive snaggletooth, a head shaped like a doughnut, enormous blue eyes, and a double-wide half-length tail that probably belonged to a raccoon in a past life." Welcome to Caturday
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Facebook just reminded me of this post from a decade ago. It's still one of the funniest things I've read on the internet
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Saturday EPL Can Everton get an interim manager bounce against Aston Villa @ 7:30 AM ET? Leeds face bottom 3 Newcastle, Man U v West Ham fight for top 4, and Bees v Wolves. At 12:30 Man Citeh travel to Southampton. On USA/Peacock/NBC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In Texas, driverless trucks are set to wreak carnage in a highway bloodbath, mowing down innocent after innocent, until the Governor is forced to call in Elon Musk to negotiate with the now sentient, renegade killer trucks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pandemic worse than anyone imagined
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The pace picks up. .. Thursday: Woman at school board meeting threatens to shoot up school over required masking. .. Friday: Woman criminally charged
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Terminator thought he'd spotted Sarah Connor while driving in LA
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
South Georgia tried to add way too much ice to their tea
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Obvious: Texas man indicted for trying to hire someone to kill GA's Secretary of State and Governor. Facepalm: By posting an ad on Craigslist. Now faces federal charges of making interstate threats, impersonating Florida man
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(CoinDesk)
 
 
 
The total cap of the crypto market fell by 11% in the past 24 hours, and has plummeted by over $1 trillion since peaking just 2 months ago
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
FedEx: When you want your dolphin to arrive alive
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
The person who tried to anonymously keep his phone records from the J6 committee was Dan Scavino, who started as Trump's golf caddy and has been with Trump throughout his presidency
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
OK, at first subby slightly misread the name of this literary journal's new contest and got really excited about having a decent shot of winning
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Ramona Flowers walks the path of a Jedi
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Fri January 21, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Some Hollywood films take 7 years to be released because studio suits don't recognize its brilliance and shelve it. Other Hollywood movies take 7 years to be released because studio suits correctly realize it sucks and dump it in a random January
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
The company that wouldn't let users sell stock they owned wants you to deposit your cryptocurrency with them
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(Unicorn Riot)
 
 
 
Neo Nazi group Patriot Front's chat servers just leaked
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Bright fireball sighted over the state of Wisconsin. No word if the local residents rushed to look for bottles of cinnamon whisky on the ground under the flight path
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Q, Guinan, The Borg Queen, time travel, and a possible reference to the Bell Riots: the official trailer for Star Trek: Picard season 2 has been released
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(Keys Weekly)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for stealing $2.5-million from Keys commercial fishermen. That stinks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You're sooooo screwed
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Republicans vote to allow high school students to carry concealed guns on school property. GPAs expected to climb
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
A rare victory for freedom of thought in Fascist Florida
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In a surprise to absolutely no one Misha Flynn and his "associates" continued to plot a coup right up to and past April 2021
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(Keloland)
 
 
 
South Dakota looks to join the United States of Gilead
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
South Korean man facing Federal prison time for illegally exporting: a: exotic animals, b: rare wines, or c: endangered succulents
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Guy who helped tear down journalistic institutions thinks journalistic institutions need to be rebuilt
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Ace, the one-eyed cat. isn't near as scary as he looks as this one boy proves almost every day
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Figure Four Friday: Naomi faces Charlotte & Roman keeps asking for acknowledgement. Then on Rampage: Mox vs Ethan Page, Hook retires Serpentico & Roppongi Vice vs The Young Bucks. It all starts at 8 PM on FOX, then 10 PM on TNT
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I know everyone's excited about resuming their student loan payments in May, but if you just take a deep breath and try to calm down about it, here are 7 tips to ensure you get as much out of the experience as possible
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
When all was said and done, they had uncovered a complete skeleton of a hundred-foot-long FHF MSNBC thread for 7pm Eastern embedded in synthetic stone that had only been poured four years earlier
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(Slate)
 
 
 
That rabbi who escaped with his congregants from the hostage situation in Texas by throwing a chair at their attacker? This is the man who taught him how to throw a chair. No, not Bobby Knight
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Pastor? Almost killed 'er
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(GQ Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
All MCU movies and TV shows (through today) ranked. Various outrage and agreement to the right
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Bragging about a being involved in potential criminal activity is not a good idea
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey, kids? Dick Butkus is now verified on Twitter. Go and say a friendly hello to him
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Time for Operation Warp Speed Two: Electric Boogaloo
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Did you host an unmasked Inauguration Party last Saturday? Well, COVID took that personally
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In another sign that "normal" has returned to America, Goldman Sachs has resumed awarding investment bankers pay packages valued at up to $12-15M
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It was if millions of pufferfish cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats are filibusted
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Texas court decides that Texas district court employees don't answer to the federal government
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Roblocked
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After grinding the 8th dungeon boss fight for hundreds of rounds, research party in China finally gets the ultra-rare armor set to drop
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Proof that there was an actual attempt to "federalize" the 2020 election
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"If he can infuse the Giants with what he helped inject into the Bills"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
National Archives confirms they released "hundreds of pages" of Trump White House documents to the January 6th committee. Happy Friday
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(Rocket Launch Live)
 
 
 
Watch ULA launch a classified owl into space for the Space Force at 2 PM ET
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(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
Little Rock family cited for toys, 'excessive balls' in front yard. No word on status of squirrels
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Sidney Powell plans to use her 1/6 committee appearance to blow the lid off these election shenanigans. Joe and Kamala no doubt worried, stocking up on popcorn
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
City business is at a standstill. A political stalemate has ensued as the councilman who lost his election bid to become mayor is refusing to come to meetings. The man who voters elected mayor in November isn't there either, he now lives in Florida
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
So a continent filled with countries that actually put their citizens before corporations, provide healthcare, retirement and a work/life balance isn't experiencing "The Great Resignation"? Say it ain't so
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
"The family is still receiving all of the packages the baby ordered"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"'Dangerous precedent': Jan. 6 committee trains its sights on false pro-Trump electors GOP officials in five states illegitimately claimed to be qualified to declare Donald Trump the winner in 2020" - of all those involved, these must be the dumbest
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Father posts pics of what his son is fed for lunch at school. Looks like a cat used the tray as a litter box
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(Google)
 
 
 
Does anyone make their own baked beans? What's your recipe? Subby is Bean-curious
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Wordle, Byrdle, Sweardle... are there others? I need them all
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Michigan Judge who berated and threatened jail time to an elderly cancer patient over some unkempt weeds outside his home has apologized. "I made a mistake"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"2 years after COVID first hit the US, hundreds of thousands of Americans are still falling ill" - still no cure for stupid
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Republicans won big in Virginia under voting rules passed by Democrats, so of course they're trying to change them in the name of "integrity"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN editorialist doesn't understand why anybody is buying into the idea that the Biden administration is failing or flailing. CNN editorialist apparently doesn't read CNN
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Scientists analyzing a shiatload of wastewater data discover that Omicron was already in the US before it was discovered in South Africa
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Pacifiers recalled because they just simply suck
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The cover of "I Love Rock 'n' Roll" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts topped the charts 40 years ago this week. Wayne and Garth not amused
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby orangutan being bottle-fed is the most D'awww thing you will see today
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(NPR)
 
 
 
After 1 month of living without the expanded child tax credits, families that had been receiving it are now right back where they started -- poor, hungry, and cold. So, working as expected, then
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Definitely more fun than finding out your new game is 171 GB installed it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Relicta free @ Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: favourite games on the go? GB Tetris? Super Mario Land 2? Advance Wars? Tell us
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(Politico)
 
 
 
California may allow kids under 18 to get vaccinated without parental consent as there are a lot of idiot parents out there who trust chiropractors and YouTube over science
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
We've discovered more super-Earths than any other exoplanet. But are they really the most common planet in the Universe?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dog steals the show at Michigan couple's wedding as the "best man"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I never got to say this before: Flight was delayed due to weather, ON MARS
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a horrible habit I've been unable to break since Win 3.1, my desktop is a clusterfark, what's an easy way to start over with a clean desktop so I'm not horrified when strangers at the cafe start reading random filenames and I have to slam my lapt
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kansas reaffirms your sacred right to stand your ground even if the threatening individual is in custody... prone... and handcuffed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Somebody finally said the quiet part out loud: music executives are more interested in buying the rights to old music than developing new talent. Article to the left, balanced and thoughtful discussion to the right
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(MSN)
 
 
 
And so it begins. Tesla driver is first to face felony vehicular manslaughter charges while car's driver-assistance software was engaged
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
And here subby laughed at the guy worried about 30-50 feral hogs
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Underappreciated gem "Upload" gets a season 2 premiere date on Amazon Prime
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Bowman arrested during voting rights protest. Gunman and Knifeman escaped
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Just what you need this cold frigid winter, cocktails made with hearty soup broth
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New York's hottest club is Hader's. It has everything. Glass, steam, bears, human roombas, Teddy Graham people, Anna Kendrick- wait, what was that last one?
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Thu January 20, 2022
(US Treasury)
 
 
 
Quisling government already assembled from spare traitors
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now this is useful: a web site where you can look up how to do hard resets. Hang on, gran - we'll have your pacemaker rebooted in just a sec
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Vick's Vapor rub will turn your wrinkeled, old, tired, sagging, useless scrotum into a firm, vibrant, bouncy, happy scrotum."... So, what questionable medical advice have you found online?
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(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
F-22 Raptor crash caused by wash, misplaced tape, Hurricane Michael
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Titans look to tell the Bengals to "Pack, man," while the 49ers are sad not to see Mike McCarthy on the Packers sideline. The Rams find their path blocked by a "Goat," while the Chiefs hope to avoid the Bills upset bid, as well as flying dildos
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Two GOP senators called out for for Turning Senate Into 'Jerry Springer Show'. Fark: by someone on Fox News. Ultra Fark: by Geraldo Rivera
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Authors have mixed feeling when maps are used to help readers understand their books' plots, whether it's sailing home from a war in Troy, spending a day wandering Dublin, trudging through Hell, or walking across a continent to drop off some jewelry
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
/We don't need no baby sitter/we don't need to let our ex know/ No excused absence from the classroom/Hey Teacher, dont leave your kids alone
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
Said the Tory voter of Boris Johnson: "We liked it when he was lying for us, not to us"
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Man dumps bags of meth onto highway during highspeed chase, state police say. And he said "Obie, I don't think I can pick up the bags of meth with these handcuffs on." He said, "Shut up, kid. Get in the back of the patrol car"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Formerly Prince known as Andrew has deleted his Twitter account
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Four people including a baby found dead near the border between Manitoba and North Dakota. Cause of death presumed to be either exposure or the soul-crushing despair of being located between Manitoba and North Dakota
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I don't know what kind of day you're having, but you NEED Bill Murray singing 'I Feel Pretty' In surprise gig at NYC Park
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Appeals court rules Georgia sheriff violated constitutional rights of sex offenders by putting "no trick-or-treating" signs in Butts
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who was considered for the role of Doc Brown in Back to the Future? Every big name in Hollywood
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
People have long claimed that Boris johnson is really a brillaint and calculating polticians and the whole "bumbking oaf" thing is just an act. As the events of this week and last have proved, it's not
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
US vows swift response if Russia sends troops into Ukraine. You know, beyond the troops that have been there since 2014 taking selfies, driving unmarked tanks, shooting down airliners, etc
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
BYU: We're exempt from Title IX. Feds: Yeah, about that
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
NFL asks Nevada court to dismiss Jon Gruden lawsuit. No one wants to root for either of these arsehats, but more exposed emails exposing more arsehats would be great
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Hill wants you to know that Senator Collins is a leading moderate and highly respected and Senator Ossoff is young and not following Senate norms by calling her a flip flopper on voting rights
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.K.-based studio Space Entertainment Enterprise to build the world's first content and entertainment studios and multi-purpose arena in space. No word if it will include a bar with dabo tables and holosuites
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently some celebrities have looked Medusa in the eye and turned into historic statues (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett just can't imagine how post-election campaign contributions used to repay personal loans could possibly be considered bribes
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco police shoot and kill gunman dual-wielding firearms at BART. Gunman failed to kill anyone due to the -2 to hit penalty. Shorts remain uneaten
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
College student: I grew up HARD on these streets, yo, was in and out of foster care and I'm the first one in my family to go to college. Rhodes Scholarship Cmte: You went to a Prep school, your mom is a radiologist, and we need that scholarship back
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream: Butt sign, giant raccoon, Jamaica bobsled edition with Drew, Christine, Dill and Lucky
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
You can thank Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema for the GOP states that are now shredding voting rights
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Which Senator has quirkily achieved a favorability rating of "spork"? Oh, I'm sorry, I meant 8%. With her own party
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
57 year old man who is disabled and cannot walk properly is minding his own business in Tonga when God asks, "How long can you tread water?" And apparently the answer is 27 hours
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Meta (Facebook) wants to get into NFTs. Boomers spark a run on the Bored TFG Golf Club
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Americans announce that they simply cannot feel financially healthy without earning at least $122,000 per year. Also, I'm tired of driving on roads that aren't made of licorice. Someone fix that; I get hungry on long drives
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Want to get a covid health pass but don't want to go through the hassle of getting vaccinated? Just deliberately catch covid like this Czech singer did and hey presto you could be enjoying your first social gathering in months: your funeral
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
In 2018 Jared Kushner floated the idea of a federal cryptocurrency to then-US Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin. "USDC", for US Digital Currency, was suggested as name... most likely because "Grift Coin" was too much on the nose
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Idiot unvaxxed congressman from Kentucky catches COVID-19 for the second time. No, not him. And no, not him, either... Keep guessin'
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Supreme Court ruling against Trump has started the logs rolling down the hill. Isn't that right, Ivanka?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Black eyed peas may help farmers eliminate fertilizer, certainly not because the music helps plants grow
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"I just met this girl online, and I started to talk to her, and she said she's making some money in cryptocurrencies and said I could too". Gosh, I wonder how this story is going to end
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Last week the Red Cross declared its first ever national blood shortage, leading some to ask for an end to the ban on gay men who have sex donating blood. The WH says maybe, someday after the ADVANCE study finds relevant scientific data
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Arkansas, a runaway go-kart is caught on doorbell camera smashing garage, dragging driver. At least he stopped for the intersection
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(Eurosport)
 
 
 
Naomi Osaka apologized profusely for beaning the a chair ump at the Australian Open - better that than having the umpire to strike back
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Justice Thomas is knee deep in the sedition swamp
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Married undercover cop infiltrates climate activist groups for seven years, gets off having sex with tons of people and ruining their lives along the way. What some people will do for kicks
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(Salon)
 
 
 
A group of more than 100 millionaires and billionaires on Wednesday presented fellow members of the global economic elite with a choice: "It's taxes or pitchforks"
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
*Glazed eyes, monotone voice* "Elon Musk is the handsomest, smartest human alive. The cybertruck looks awesome. Dogecoin is funny. Much better than 'Cats.' I'm going to invest again and again"
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
"Extreme ironing," which involves ironing a shirt while strapped to the back of a cab or climbing a mountain is a new made-up fad among manly men
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
University of Michigan believes there's only one 1 NFL job Jim Harbaugh would take if offered
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In an act she SURELY does not immediately regret, an Illinois teenager addresses her school board with a mocking "thank you for forcing us to wear masks" screed. IL GQP adores her, posts on Twitter, trying to set her up with Kyle Rittenhouse
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
FAA investigating YouTuber who may have crashed his plane on purpose for clicks. Kim Kardashian would be taking notes if she could read or write
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Delightful quirk of relativity theory" explained so even I could understand it
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I am shocked, shocked I say, that people advertising on the radio may not have ever used the product they are endorsing
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Binge-watching TV linked to greater risk of ... [spins wheel of random ailments] ... serious blood clots
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Witness tells Jan 6 committee that Trump held secret meetings in White House residence, arranged by Mark Meadows, in the days leading up to the coup attempt
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(NPR)
 
 
 
COVID causes yet another National tragedy
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
CIA finds most Havana Syndrome cases are not the work of enemies, raising the terrible specter of our diplomats being microwaved by our friends
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(The Chaser)
 
 
 
Today's "story so patently ridiculous the local Onion knockoff just gave up and copied the Guardian article on it word-for-word" brought to you by... really, Australia? Maybe stick to the schnitzels
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House passes bill to award Congressional Gold Medal to Willie O'Ree, the first Black NHL player. No word yet on Silver, Bronze
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
There really isn't a need to mention that national treasure Dolly Parton celebrated her 76th birthday with a photo of said beauty in her birthday suit but here we are. Enjoy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today Buzz Aldrin completes his 92nd trip around a strange object in space often called "the Sun"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 20-year-old sister went to my fiancée's bachelorette party and wheeled in a skeleton dressed in a sister of the bride t-shirt. My fiancée's younger sister died when she was 16. My family says I overreacted by disinviting my sister. Did I?"
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(IA Starting Line)
 
 
 
Republican Congresswoman Ashley Hinson takes credit for bringing infrastructure bill funds to her district in Iowa. Guess how she voted on the bill
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Imagine being so ashamed of your history that you have to legislate your way out of ever having to hear about it ever again. Then imagine where that would happen
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Reporter gets hit by a car live on the air, says this is the second time this has happened to her. Maybe stop standing in roads during icy weather?
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
With freezing weather coming, the forecast for Texas is another dosage of the consequences of voting for unrestricted capitalism
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Stranded dog saved from rising tide after rescuers attach sausage to drone. This move is also known to work on subby's mom
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
BMW part supplier takes out full page ad in NYT warning of the dangers posed by Elon Musk
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this partially submerged flower
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Bar worker pins man with loaded gun to the ground. Bonus: Shooters Pub
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Reds second baseman and 2021 rookie of the year meets autistic fan at Bengals tailgate, promises him tickets to Reds games whenever he wants
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Tennessee adoption agency turns away couple by pointing at the "No Jews allowed" sign in the window
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Neal Katyal explains why the Trump train just got derailed tonight
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In the "metaverse," Meta (Facebook) wants to track people and create "virtual stores" that sell ad-sponsored digital goods. Fetch me my VR fainting couch
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The history of the Lamborghini Countach, the most glorious, impractical, insane, ridiculous, beloved car of all time
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
That time William Campbell invented newspaper Twitter and released an album under a fake name to mess with his fans
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
China just dropped a Covid dis track on the US
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
AMD 6500XT embargo is lifted: "I've never seen reviewers drag a GPU this hard before"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Sophisticated" gang behind cocaine ring in Devon and Cornwall put behind bars. How much coke did these druglords import? 15 kilos, with street value of £1m. What was their front? A car wash
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Subby imagines 18 year old himself driving an 18 wheeler and is glad, for the sake of everyone else, that such a clusterfark never occurred. Good news: certainly today's kids are more responsible
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch on Tuesday unveiled a new logo, favoring an all-gold design that flips the iconic eagle to the right. The brewer described the design as "more premium" and "forward looking." Now if they would make their beer taste "more premium"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Texas AG Ken Paxton (R-indicted) on voter suppression: "We're done in Texas if anybody can vote"
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
News: Former student breaks into school to retrieve confiscated contraband. Oh, indeed it's Fark-worthy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Literal Nazi subpoenaed by 1/6 Committee. No, not that one. Or that one. Wait, who did you say? Yea, you got it
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Having defeated its frog enemies small town sells surplus war machine
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(Korea Herald)
 
 
 
Who needs AR, MR, VR or XR when you've got folding phones?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Moscow's Ukrainian "Countdown" can now be measured, either in knots or in tons of smoke belched
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chronically unemployed woman decided to try her hand at the lucrative world of Covid denial videos, with predictable results
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Wed January 19, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
A broken window led a homeowner to find a stranger taking a bath in an upstairs bathroom of his home. Sounds like Florida but it happened in Las Vegas
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
"Texas AG Paxton's office did not immediately say whether he was vaccinated." Or, translated from weaselspeak: He's vaccinated to the gills, yet still working diligently to feed as many peasants as possible into the COVID meat grinder
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(Awareness Monthly)
 
 
 
So it's starting to look like there is a real possibility that the response to covid might have incidentally exterminated an entire strain of the flu
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Who's up for a betting pool on when the Lone Star State's power grid goes down, and how long until those rugged individuals start crying to their Federal mama?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
24 hours of trains in the Netherlands is probably not the video you want to show to anybody who's had a bad trip and started yelling BUGSBUGSBUGSBUGS but then again maybe that's the most fun you can have today
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Federal judge cancels trial because of unfit, unvaccinated jurors, stating, "It is the Court's belief that the vast majority of the unvaccinated adults are uninformed and irrational, selfish and unpatriotic"
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
TNR is Very Concerned about presidential debates; not so much about Trump commandeering The Brady Bunch
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bridge collapse kills 1, hospitalises 2. An ATV hauling 11 people and a trailer were crossing the.... hang on... That ain't a bridge. That's goddamned pre-Columbian art
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tonga punched by fart box smell
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(NPR)
 
 
 
One of the reasons the Israeli government was so reluctant to crack down on NSO Group's sale of its Pegasus spyware to foreign despots and dictators who used it to spy on their own citizens is because Israeli police have been secretly using it too
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Brain signals recorded in record-breaking high resolution. Reynolds to soon offer high-resolution tin foil
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Hermit crab who said he was only going out to get smokes finally returned to owner after three months on the lam
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Biden's agenda requires batteries." Hell, at this point it needs a 9th level Cleric's True Resurrection spell
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Finally a fart story with a happy ending, not a soiled ending (possible nsfw content on page)
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Their love of the halflings leaf has led the cast of the lord of the rings to reunite in Denver
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Who controls the past, controls the future: who controls the present controls the past." -George Orwell. I'd comment on this, but I was scheduled for like eight meetings today. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, scheduled edition
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Wednesday night hockey features an Original 6 clash between the Buds & Rags. Then the surprisingly good Ducks take on the unsurprisingly good Avalanche. And the Devils & Coyotes are getting together for a game of shinny. Puck drop @ 7 PM ET
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
NC: You can't sue our health care plan because we have sovereign immunity. U.S. District Court: You accepted federal funds, so you waived sovereign immunity. SCOTUS: "No comment"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
We just need a renegade scientist with a craft made of unobtanium, a hot shot shuttle pilot, her former NASA commander, a fringe geophysicist, a nuclear weapons expert, a superhacker and the TV host of a science show. Tag is for what's happening
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Court of Appeal quashes suspended sentence given to terrorist, sends him to jail instead. Fark: he was originally sentenced to read classic literature. No, really
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(Project-Syndicate)
 
 
 
And now, a list of all the experts who predicted 2021's inflation:
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
UK consumer prices rise at fastest pace in almost 30 years. No word if this his inspired a rash of 'I did this' Joe Biden stickers on their petrol pumps or benzene wollygogs or whatever they call gas stations over there
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man who donated a kidney to his girlfriend's mother learns his now ex was just a kidney digger (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"I was hungry and you gave me something to eat. I was thirsty, and you gave me something to drink, and behold, now I'm all lazy and entitled. You shouldn't have done that." ~St. Ronald Reagan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Bob Saget Podcast releases its final episode, taped just 6 days before his death
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(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
I play golf annually with dad bros I met at a job 20 years ago so you should immediately stop working from home and get back to the office like your middle managers say
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(Google)
 
 
 
Iron, Arsenic, Lead, Mercury, and Cadmium formed a five-membered group. They were a heavy metal band. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
20 great writers on being rejected. You all submitted this with a better headline
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Secrets of the magicians- you can see her finger moving ever so slightly before the 'spirits' in the 'haunted' pub 'spin the pen' in her hand
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The West is totally unprepared for a land war in Europe ...and don't even think about one in Asia
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
"What Can I Cook in a Dutch Oven? Everything" on the left. Stories involving loved ones on the right
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas decides that the "controlled" part of "controlled burn" is optional
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Physicist at UCSB has proposed a new approach to the Riemann zeta function which could lead to a proof of the Riemann hypothesis. There will be math
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Since people REALLY seem to have a problem with the fact that she's been making up her own laws to put kids in jail for almost a decade, a Tennessee Judge has, after "prayerful reflection" reluctantly decided to retire and NOT stand for reelection
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Wed. Premier League two-fer: Foxes host Spurs and Man U travel to Brentford. Top 4 implications and mid-table dreams at play in both matches At 2:30 PM ET on USA/Peacock
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Right wing justices have opened the door to dismantling the regulatory state. Will they walk through it? They seem to want to
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
What is wrong with Keanu Reeves? Giving away incredible amounts of money in these 'me me me' times is no way to act
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remember Gorsuch being asked to wear a mask during SC hearings and refusing? No you don't
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Why the panic over 5G near airports? Same as the panic for cell phones in planes, internet in planes, etc etc. Its a bunch of old tech that MIGHT POSSIBLY MAYBE have issues with the radio band location of 5G, but no one actually tested to see
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Feds upset that Portland police did not share their training materials prepared by Eric Cartman, as required under their agreements for prior police brutality
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Bobby Kotick wanted to buy his way out of bad Activision-Blizzard news by taking over the likes of PC Gamer or Kotaku. Now that would have been a problem with ethics in games journalism
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hong Kong to cull 2,000 animals after hamsters contract COVID, finally validating those of us who always knew that those little dancing bastards couldn't be trusted
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Amazon's 'The Lord of the Rings' TV series to spend 5 years and a billion dollars detailing what Peter Jackson showed in the first two minutes of 'The Fellowship of the Ring'
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Could social media provide solution to starving vampires? In other words could it not suck?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Athletes protesting against China at the Winter Olympics could face punishment, have their organs harvested
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sununu turned down senate bid because the GOP had no plan
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
What's red and bad for your nose?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My in-laws won't stop making derogatory comments about my body and my baby's body. It's incredibly hurtful and I want them to stop. What do?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Folk singer Hana Horká tries to deliberately catch Covid. Succeeds. Dies
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
No, Viagra does not cure COVID-19. Coca-cola cannot prevent pregnancy when used as a douche. Orange Julius was not named after the character in Pulp Fiction
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Two thousand ... ah ah ahhh ... two thousand Starlinks launched
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You had me at "Taika Waititi pirate comedy"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Microsoft isn't done eating troubled and f*cked up gaming studios
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
DNA evidence identifies gas station burglar: Who may or may not have stolen anything, didn't hurt anyone and has since passed away so no arrests will be made. Seems like a great use of resources
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kohl's department stores have thrived where others have failed, increasing sales even during COVID. Naturally, a Wall Street activist who holds all of 5% of the company has a problem with this
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Hope you're not getting tired of milk sandwiches, eastern seaboard
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
The NFT art market is plagued by "mind-blowing" fraud. Someone fetch me my NFT of a fainting couch
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A model in Israel named Yael Cohen Aris claims she was turned into a sex doll without her permission. Coincidence? Probably not since the company even used her name
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A home security system captured a ghost fart as it wafts across the driveway, or so your lactose intolerant uncle would have you believe
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what $2 million will get you in San Francisco's current housing market?
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(InsideNova)
 
 
 
It's a family affair! We'd like to introduce you to this wonderful family & their latest protege, Carmen. They raise potential guide dogs for Guiding Eyes for the Blind. Please welcome them all to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(MSN)
 
 
 
These parents have shared the most bizarre objects they confiscated from their kids. How about your confiscation stories? You or your children?
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Rabbi who marched with MLK and is said to be the most arrested rabbi dies at 92
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Screamin' A. Smith tells everyone to get vaccinated. Finally, a hot take we can all agree on
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Silver and gold tubes unearthed in an ancient tomb in southern Russia and long thought to be ceremonial staffs were in fact the earliest-known drinking straws, used by partiers 5,000 years ago to sip beer from a communal jar. So Fark existed then?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Crackheaded parasite Tucker Carlson refuses to get a real job and owes each and every one of you $5
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Toyota dipped by chip shortage
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(University Times (Dublin))
 
 
 
Schrödinger's paedophile
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Orange County Medical Director Dr. Raul Pino put on leave for encouraging Department of Health employees to get vaccinated and boosted
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NBA refs think Dak Prescott should be punished for his post game comments. Yes, NBA refs
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(Salon)
 
 
 
In honor of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Governor DeSantis submits a redistricting map that cuts number of Black districts in half, just the way MLK would have wanted it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Denver Nuggets just traded some 12 year old kid
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son's private school expects me to provide my expertise for free; I feel like I should be compensated for providing such services. I'm not wrong, am I?"
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah Senate President shows up to the first day of the legislative session maskless after testing positive for Covid twice earlier in the day. Bonus: he showed up to vote to repeal Salt Lake County's mask mandate
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Nearly $20,000 worth of copper stolen from lumber mill and police want answers. Starting with, why does a lumber mill have $20,000 worth of copper stored there?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lusia Harris, the only woman officially drafted by an NBA team, dies at 66
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wakanda Forever has resumed filming with subby's choice as the next Black Panther getting a larger role in the movie than initially planned
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And just like that, it vanished into the æther
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Top 5 answers on the board, we asked 100 people, why is Louie Anderson in the hospital? Show me Blood Cancer
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Tue January 18, 2022
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Always wanted to nurture young minds but have been stymied by requirements like actual qualifications or intelligence? Can you fog a mirror? Then Oklahoma has a job for you
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"There has been a fiftyfold increase in the production of chemicals since 1950 and this is projected to triple again by 2050...the total mass of plastics now exceeds the total mass of all living mammals"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Seven senior AV Club writers and editors take severance rather than a pay cut to move to Los Angeles. Sorry subby is tearing up, it happens when someone cuts Onions
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(Bend Bulletin)
 
 
 
Sheriff to meet with Ammon Bundy's group People's Rights behind closed doors
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Discounted knit caps on aisle derp
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Are you in the market for a new boat? How about a retired Staten Island Ferry boat for only $250,000. Disclaimer: it needs more than a little work
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If there were any T-1000's at Starbase now is the time to try to take them out. LN2 tank just exploded
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Critics are concerned about who may be seeking to influence public policy when the president is at his private home, unlike when a president is at a private resort or golf club
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The January 6 committee has crashed into Mayor 9/11
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Local politician hated on both sides of the aisle announces he will not be seeking higher office
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(Worldcrunch)
 
 
 
Do you have an asshat neighbor with a too-loud toilet? You may be able to contact the U.N. and get him prosecuted for violating your human rights
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Those who believe in conspiracy theories tend to be less educated. Which may explain why they see the world in black and white, are politically excluded, and believe that elves playing ninepins cause thunder. Also BSAB but one side is badderer
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NHL: Can't test positive for COVID if we don't test you for COVID. Bonus: NHL is down to only 1 unvaccinated player
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(IMDB)