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Tue August 04, 2020
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Want a raise? Survive COVID-19
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
New Gallup Poll: U.S. satisfaction at 13%, lowest in nine years. In related news: There was a time before Trump that America was really as dissatisfied as we are now
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Mon August 03, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The Japanese owner of 7-11 to purchase the entire Speedway chain. Job market for stoners, pedophiles, and photophobes remains steady
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Fri July 31, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. consumer spending rises for second straight month in June as people get out and reload on TP, booze, kitchen staples, and refill their gas tanks
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Tue July 21, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Air travel will resume in Nepal in August. No mention if it's in- or out-of-body
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Wed July 15, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tremendous subsidies on electric-car leases make Renaults free in Germany. France surrenders
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Tue July 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Small-business owners are now just giving up trying to survive in these coronavirus times
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Sun July 12, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Sorry, no"
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Wed July 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Brazil's president says his Covid-19 diagnosis will be cured with hydrochlorbeebopadoola. Good luck with that, doofus
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iranians aren't letting Americans be the only people apathetic about the cresting second wave of COVID-19
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Sun July 05, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
This might be a tough one on you drunks, but to reopen the economy, we need to close the bars
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Relax, everybody. These two apparent predators (creepy pic) are in charge of protecting your job and the entire economy. I'm sure we'll be fine
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
While Republicans bemoan Minimum Wage Wally getting a living wage for the first time in his life while on unemployment. The Fed now owns Walmart's debt. Privatize the profits, and socialize the losses, eh 'Murica?
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Sat June 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Only five?
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mexico's economy hits a wall in April, shrinking by a record 17.3%
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's "rocket ship economy" is less "Saturn V thundering skyward" and more "Falcon 9 exploding on the launch pad"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Airlines are trading peanuts for Purell as passengers begin to take off again
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Red states reopening has been a disaster, and Republican governors are openly panicking
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The stock market finally realizes that COVID-19 didn't go away
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not news : App rejected from app store. Fark : in the rejection email you're reminded you aren't fleecing users enough for the privilege of being in the walled garden
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Before you get too excited about DACA, remember: 1) The court conservatives were happy to be as openly racist as Trump and were only stopped by Roberts, and 2) Roberts only stopped them because Trump cut too many corners. A do-over is coming
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Fri June 12, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK's economy shrank a record 20.4% in April. To put this in perspective, during the Great Recession it shrank by no more than one point in a month. Blimey
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because a Democrat isn't President?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Grand Bazaar, cafes open and flights resume as everybody's business opens for the Turks
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
See? SEE? Those science doodoo heads have no idea what they are doing. Constantly changing their minds and all. Better to trust in the infallible wisdom of the LORD. Or better yet, of Mammon
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump can't even convince Republicans that voting by mail results in voter fraud
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(AP News)
 
 
 
A new poll says many in the US won't return to the gym or dine out again, because what's one without the other?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What do you mean Georgians won't risk death to buy soft-serve ice cream or scented candles?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Mexico City's mayor says it will begin reopening on June 1, refuses to confirm whether a taco is a sandwich
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With summer driving season about to start, nobody really knows how many jackasses or sickos (you decide) will be on the road
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Welp, if you were wondering how long Americans could stand staying at home in order to save the lives of hundreds of thousands of fellow citizens, the answer was "2 months". WE'RE BACK, BABY
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Visual Capitalist)
 
 
 
Zoom now worth more than the world's seven biggest airlines. And to subby's knowledge not a single person has died in Zoom crashes so far
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Wed May 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What if we get a Covid-19 vaccine and half the country refuses to take it?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Just how far will the housing market crash in the pandemic? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue May 12, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The spice - or at least the Rwandan coffee beans - must flow, safely
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Mon May 11, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Ever on the bleeding edge of the virus fight, the White House declares we should test a million nursing home residents and staff. Fark: in the next two weeks
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Half of all freight sent by air used to go on passenger jets. Used to
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Fri May 08, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"We can't control the virus, but we can control all information about the virus"
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
Arizona halts partnership with experts who predict that coronavirus cases will continue to mount because facts are stupid
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's Twitter rant against Lincoln Project's 'Mourning in America' ad kinda proves their point
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Chris Christie says we need to accept death, and welcome it like a delicious cream pie
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Mon May 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market investors are starting to realize you can't make money if you kill off all the workers by reopening the economy too soon
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The age of enlightenment is dawning
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Wed April 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The world may never recover its thirst for dirt-cheap readily available energy
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spanish children finally get to venture outdoors for first time in six weeks. "I never thought I would miss school but I really miss it," said that one kid who always reminds the teacher about tonight's homework
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
By the time he arrives at work, Trump "has been up as early as 5 a.m. watching Fox News, then CNN, with a dollop of MSNBC thrown in for rage viewing"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
We told you don't vote for the guy that bankrupts his businesses for sport
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Set of closely-watched business surveys show the scale of Europe's looming coronavirus recession: "Are we farked? Yes ☑ No ☐"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: No One could have known how badly this pandemic would damage the economy. Reuters 2013: I am No One
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
China was supposed to be buying $40 billion of US crops in Phase-One of the US-China trade deal. And US oil producers would sure love it if they'd buy Texas crude instead of Russian/Arabian oil. If only there wasn't someone blaming them for everything
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
So what do actual economists say about opening businesses back up again quickly to get the economy going?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Donnie and Congress near a deal on small business and hospital aid after somebody gives him a Happy Meal with an extra prize
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Steven Mnuchin is a certified mnoron
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Look, bud: your money or your life" .... "I'm thinking it over"
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Sun April 19, 2020
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
There's actually one state in the nation is actually doing enough tests to safely reopen. You could say it's got a built-in advantage
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Walmart to hire 50,000 more disposable workers for the Coronavirus demand
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Wed April 15, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Epidemiologists: Hell no, don't reopen the economy yet. Economists: For the love of God, don't reopen the economy yet. Fake Economists: Boy, I'm glad Trump is listening to smart folks like me instead of those losers and reopening the economy
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Tue April 14, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
IMF estimates we are heading into a depression type era. Stonks only go up
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Crypto Currency News)
 
 
 
Sorry, folks, the economy's closed for the next year and a half. Banker out front shoulda told ya
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Fri April 10, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci indicates antibody tests could be available soon. Asymptomatic billionaires, politicians, celebrities and athletes seen lining up to confirm negative statuses
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Thu April 09, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yesterday: Stock market jumped after socialist Bernie Sanders dropped out of the nomination system. Today: Stock market jumped after Federal Reserve dropped a shiatload of socialism onto the financial system
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
OECD says leading indicators suggest the biggest monthly drop on record *turn around, tap nose, tug ear, twos threes fours now's it time to check the doors*
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