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Mon January 17, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Opinion: Unvaccinated people dying of Covid doesn't warrant your gloating. Rational discussion to the right
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Sat January 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
DeathSatan regrets not being more TFG-y when advising TFG during the early days of covidiocy
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
So who the hell is actually buying NFTs anyway? These morons
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Home COVID tests to be covered by insurers starting Saturday to make testing for the virus more convenient. Heaven forbid we leave the middleman out of this
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Mon January 10, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A cryptographer's take on NFT's. Bonus: finds a way to appear to break the blockchain
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bear Grylls has escaped certain death twenty-one times, but his body fluids saw him through safely (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed January 05, 2022
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons on touring with Fark's favorite band: 'I was trying to get them laid'
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Tue January 04, 2022
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
I can't believe it's not Kentucky Fried Chicken
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Republican governors are upset that Joe Biden is continuing a Trump policy they once supported
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Mon January 03, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Horror stories from the early days of Unix. Yes, subby is in here. Fun fact: link found via email from an old coworker asking "is that you?"
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Best Japanese cosplayers from Day 2 of Winter Comiket 2021, including one portraying Tokyo governor in her sexy city worker costume
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Volunteers giving vaccines are unsung heroes
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Sat January 01, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Omicron appears to be spreading so quickly because it's infecting fully vaccinated+boosted people who may never feel sick, and has half the incubation period. So unvaccinated people are well and truly farked
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Fri December 31, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Simply Ja Dropping
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Well, those booster shots had to come from SOMEWHERE
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Wed December 29, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Car salesman, bank robber, what's the difference?
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Tue December 28, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Food recalls pretty much came to a halt during the pandemic and nobody knows why, although we should probably be exploring the possibility that diseases like salmonella and listeria might increase the efficacy of ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine
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Tue December 21, 2021
(Some site)
 
 
 
Remember when Door Dash said its drivers preferred to be independent contractors? About that...Apparently, consumers are needy people who see 35- to 45-minute deliveries as slow, so employees it is
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Fri December 17, 2021
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Possibly the only time that the answer to a question in the headline is Yes
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Wed December 15, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
The Bank of Canada's mission for many decades has been to hold inflation to under 2 per cent. We've had official inflation of just under 5 for 16 months and -- yawn
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Fri December 10, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Maybe lose some weight if you're not vaccinated
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Tue December 07, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In real time Lara Croft would be now pushing 50, probably lurking on the Pol Tab
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Mon December 06, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chip shortage hit Mexico hard, forced to eat guac with their bare hands
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Fri December 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The N95 mask you bought on Amazon is probably a useless knockoff, but you bought it from Amazon, so that fact should have been obvious
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why Kenny G doesn't deserve all the hate
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Thu December 02, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
This slideshow will make you smarter than the CEO of Moderna in just 8 easy steps
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Tue November 30, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
His portfolio was outperforming the market when they intubated him
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Happy belated 40th birthday to one of the greatest hard rock albums of all time. We salute you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Angry pro snooker player says amateurs shouldn't be allowed in tournaments because A) it lowers the standards of the game B) fewer people want to watch amateurs play C) he lost
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Vogue)
 
 
 
Subby never listens to lyrics so I have no idea if these songs are sad but some of them are very good
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You're not crazy -- your mom loves her grandkids more than she loves you. And you should see how she feels about all those guys at the local bar
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Thu November 18, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's once again time to choose sides in the War on Christmas
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Wed November 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
In other sane, normal news today, a startup car company which has demonstrated cool prototypes apparently now has higher market value than Ford, which sells over 2 million cars a year
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Tue November 16, 2021
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Unions file lawsuit seeking collective bargaining rights for National Guard members, but governors fight back since they have no idea who they'd send in to bust a National Guard strike
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Every disaster movie starts with the government ignoring (or undermining) a scientist
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson told to wear mask three times during hospital visit, is finally given one and still doesn't wear it
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Jack McBrayer thinks he'd be the "well-adjusted" member of The Royal Tenenbaums but we all know he's really an undead, slack-jawed serial murdererer from Stone Mountain, Jawjah
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Dark matter can hook up with regular matter, giving birth to new dark matter NTTAWWT
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Vintage cars are chic again, writes the newly graduated Brooklynite who has never seen a car rally, show, parade, or the roughly 40 quintillion places on the internet that cater to such things
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Mon November 08, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
The U.S. is open. Maskless moose out front shoulda told ya
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Answer honestly when the arresting officer asks if you have COVID? Better bet that's ten years in prison
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Rhea Seehorn does a complete 180 from Better Call Saul for short series
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
In case anybody was wondering why the SALT deduction magically made its way back into the reconciliation bill this week, look at what happened in New Jersey last night
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The 1990s had bad drugs and Larry Kudlow admits he got hooked on kittyflipping frostytips
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Should TV shows include the pandemic? No
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
The Yoga world is more than wacky loons in spandex. There are also wacky loons in spandex
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Sat October 23, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
75 years ago some people thought they could get other people to pay to watch really tall men run around in short shorts playing with their balls
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Where's THE tag. When? You neeeeeed it?
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Thu October 21, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
I give it til Monday
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Tue October 19, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Feel free to try and get that image out of your head. (shudder)
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump stole boxes of food from families during the pandemic
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Stupidest town name?
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
The use of ivermectin to treat Covid has been endorsed by Truth Warriors, whom you can surely trust to only post the truth because they have the truth warrior mentality
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Good news: Supreme Court changed oral argument format to prevent male justices from disproportionately interrupting the female justices. Bad news: It encouraged Clarence Thomas to speak more
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Fun fact: Over the last 50 years the price for a Disney World one-day admission pass has risen by more than 3,000 percent
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans think the rubes that vote hate COVID restrictions. Democratic Governor Phil Murphy of New Jersey disagrees
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's former Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke, best known for riding to work on a horse, and then skedaddling out of town to avoid criminal corruption charges, is running for Congress as a true son of the Montana soil.. from his wife's yacht in CA
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
One thing about an interview with Dave Gahan; he always follows the policy of truth
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Thu October 07, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Look who's still collecting a check
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Sat October 02, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
700,000
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Shoot, a mad scientist fella could have a pretty good time in his lab with all that stuff
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
On a scale of 10 to Holy Farkballs, how excited are you for a new Bowie album
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
With its 41st season, you can't deny 'Survivor' isn't living up to its name
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