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Thu May 13, 2021
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Female elephant seals hunt nonstop and sleep just 1 hour a night, spending most of their lives in the twilight zone
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Free weed for Covid vaccines proves to be a popular perk. YOU DON'T SAY
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Let them make a Freedom Choice of dying at home or outside the ER in their car
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
There's no real need to convict Trump since he already has turned Mar-a-Lago into a minimum security prison
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Walla Walla Union-Bulletin)
 
 
 
State of NY says the NRA shot themselves in the foot with their illegitimate bankruptcy filing
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Sat May 01, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tiffany's feeling a little insecure, wants to put a ring on it
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Now is the perfect time to climb Everest. It's perfect. Remote, people who climb tend to understand science, social distancing is automatic... Virtually guaranteed to not catch Covid. Virtually. Guaranteed
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Mon April 19, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Desantis goes to Florida's most fascist county to sign fascist bill into law. Bonus: "don't vote here like you did up north" Grady Judd quote
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple puts profits before democracy
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I can't drive the speed limit, officer. The drones will get me
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
The UK will consume 5,000,000 pints of beer on the first Friday night of loose Covid restrictions, and there will be a rise in profits and Covid cases nationwide
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Screenwriters for Predator suing Disney to regain rights to what can only barely be called a film
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Wed April 07, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
QAnon tried to make Steve Bannon the villain
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Navy SeaBees build Vice President Harris a desk using wood from the USS Constitution, the world's oldest commissioned warship still afloat; the Constitution was launched in 1797. Nicolas Cage thinks it contains a treasure map
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Sat April 03, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ready to experience a fourth wave?
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Smart moves
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Wed March 24, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
After many snowstorms, Supreme Court of Canada to rule on snow
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Englishman decides 3 days before Brexit he simply HAS to have that £5,000 new bike which is only available from a shop in Poland, then writes to national newspaper when hit by import chaos and taxes
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Pew research poll: 69% view prosecution of Capitol rioters as "very important", don't want lesser charges for their insurrection
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
6-foot social distancing must still be maintained due to COVID-19, except it can be reduced to 3 feet for babysitting
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Tue March 09, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Microsoft was warned months ago - now, the Hafnium hack has grown to gigantic proportions"
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
If you can elect a Black Southern preacher and a Jewish son of an immigrant to the U.S. Senate while Donald Trump sits in the White House, then, by God, everything else is possible
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Biden launches task force to investigate whether China needs an ass-whooping
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Sun March 07, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
4th wave: Awful if it's Ska, terrifying if it's coronavirus
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
There's a quiz at Macy's
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Sat March 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Amount of people hesitant to get Covid-19 vaccine dropping rapidly"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The cruelty is the point
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Scientists still stuck on Betelgeuse antics a year after strange "Day O" episode
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Thu March 04, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Alabama Governor Ivey (R) accidentally presses the "extend mask order" button instead of the "end mask order"
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Des Moines Superintendent could lose his administrator's license for the sin of keeping students safe online for the first two weeks of the school year as the coronavirus was ripping through the state
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Texas lawmaker who was in DC during insurrection refuses to release his state emails from early January, which is totally not shady or anything
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Got your shots? Don't start tossing your masks just yet. Scientists now saying Covid-19 variants mean the disease will still be with us for years. Still no cure for the super-cold
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
That "if" dwarfs your Twinkie, Ray
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soccer player gets caught in "dat ass" moment
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Some Alien)
 
 
 
The real reason for the lockdowns is so that you don't see all the UFO's
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Sat February 27, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The pandemic has caused many homeowners to venture into "Extreme D.I.Y." when it comes to their home decor and, yeah, it shows
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Thu February 25, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Study shows 38% of Americans would give up sex for a year to be able to travel again. In other news, only 62% of Americans are currently having sex of any kind
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Tue February 23, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The reason France has been doing so poorly with its vaccine rollout will be familiar to anyone who has worked in middle management in corporate America: They hired McKinsey to run it
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Mon February 22, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pediatric bone cancer survivor and current physician assistant Hayley Arceneaux named as passenger on SpaceX's first private spaceflight, scheduled late this year
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(The Republic)
 
 
 
500,000
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Fri February 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
WandaVision episode 7 was so popular that Disney+ went down for 10 minutes. Fark: at 3AM EST
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What happens if cars go all-electric, but the utilities don't produce enough electricity to power them all?
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Tue February 16, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Florida official in charge of overseeing the state's pandemic response strategy after expressing shock that the state was supposed to have one of those
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian employment already back to pre-pandemic levels. Imagine how well they could have been doing if they didn't have shutdowns and wear masks but instead focused on saving the economy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
There are third world problems, second world problems, first world problems and then there is this. The mounting controversy whether to use "Range Finders" at PGA major golf tournaments. "A huge mistake" said one partisan
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Fri February 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats said fight a lot, therefore Trump is innocent
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Don't listen to the Coronavirus about opening restaurants, it's lying
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Wed February 10, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
South Africa announces adios to AstraZeneca, jumps to J&J jabs
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Tue February 09, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Software engineer, frustrated with NYC and the state's terrible vaccination appointment websites, independently builds a better one for $50 in less than two weeks
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Flood kills dozens in Moroccan underground factory. So next time you're enjoying music no one else has heard of, consider the human cost
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Keep calm and carry on, UK. The worst may be over for you
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Not gonna be antimaskers that kill us. It's gonna be the creamed-corn-eaters who need their grandkids to show them how to use their phone
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
President Biden has withdrawn the nominations of 32 MAGAt judgeship appointees that were all sent to the Senate in January
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(Seth Abramson)
 
 
 
Things could soon get very interesting for Dollar Store Penguin
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Just Security)
 
 
 
Take a deep dive into the propaganda film that Trump showed at the ellipse just prior to the attack on the Capitol
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(Politico)
 
 
 
California Governor Calvin Newsom's polls are sinking, his posse is circling the wagons by mobilizing because his recall just got real from pissed off citizens
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Former "machete man" in jail again after threatening woman with knife, biting off one of her nipples. Boobies tag in protective custody
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Another hurdle could doom the 2020 Tokyo Olympics: "Doctors who initially signed up to volunteer say there's no way they can take time off to help when their hospitals are completely overwhelmed"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump appointees have demanded the Biden administration allow them to keep federal benefits until they can find new jobs
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Mon February 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Snowmen back at the White House
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Sat January 30, 2021
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
HOAs are the fourth level of hell
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Residents like buildings that aren't named for losers
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Gallup)
 
 
 
We are now through the looking glass US citizens, new Gallup Poll says Congress's job approval has improved by 10 points
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
After multiple sightings on social media, Alaskan officials shocked, SHOCKED, that their DMV let Nazi themed license plates through their intensive screening system in their utopian bastion of progressive liberty
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio was an FBI informer. A licky boom boom down
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ hospital gave out COVID vaccine to wealthy donors, trustees, people related to its executives and not you
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
So it turns out the head Proud Boy is really a rat king
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Tue January 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Did you see this coming? I did not
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden staffers get the Covid-19 vaccine
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Tattooing your face not only lowers your employability, it raises your identifiability, making it easier for the FBI to get an arrest warrant
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Burning rubbish dumps can be seen from the roads, plastic bags are hanging from trees and islands of waste are floating down the region's rivers"
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Sun January 24, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Illicit activity through bitcoin is estimated to be 34% of all transactions. Wait, did I say 34%? I meant .34%
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Sat January 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news everybody. COVID-19 will only be with us: (A) For one more year, (B) For two more years, or (C) Forever
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Hard Boiled News)
 
 
 
One could argue that a guy posing as a cop and getting busted for stealing a donut was just really getting into the part. His pal who tried hide from officers in a giant pile of manure, on the other hand, was just dialing it in
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Mon January 18, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in socialized medicineland, Canadian government to foot entire $2.8 million cost for single dose of life saving drug for toddler
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Sun January 17, 2021
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Apologizing for 2020, the universe is sending Comet Leonard our way
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