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Wed August 10, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
I guarantee your family does not have a funeral story crazier than this one
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Tue August 09, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Intel releases new line of workstation GPUs. Unfortunately, they all come with Intel drivers
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A friendly reminder to you Detroit Farkers; twerking on the dashboard of a moving vehicle is not allowed on Belle Isle
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
She wasn't drunk, she's just a really really really really really really really really really really really really really bad driver
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Fleeing motorcyclist caught by Guelph police a month later. Slowest. Chase. Ever
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 2004, a bus driver for the Dave Matthews Band emptied their tour bus' septic tank onto a tour boat on the Chicago River. Who says DMB never covered Chocolate Rain?
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Sun August 07, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
After a 2 year embargo on video footage to let the statute of limitations run out, Afroduck's record for One Lap of Manhattan falls to a driver in a McLaren 720S
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Apparently the Michigan state police think people are paying $100 a gram for cocaine, bless their hearts
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Bighaus going to the big house
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Rivian is upset that the new proposed EV tax credits exclude high-income earners and luxury cars. It's almost like the intent of the law is to encourage car companies to make cheaper EVs and speed up adoption with middle-class drivers
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Police officer sues ICE for intimidating him with threats, unfair arrest, deportation, reflection, awareness, empathy, irony
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Fri August 05, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
How embarrassing: Driver in car chase tries to give up to the police. The key word there is try, because the cops gave up on the chase an hour before
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Driver is in custody after plowing through a crowd of spectators in a Navajo Nation parade, injuring multiple people, including 2 police officers
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Thu August 04, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Somewhere in between "As god is my witness" and "Shiat's on fire, yo" lies this story
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
New robocop-on-a-stick will let officers harass minorities without ever leaving the cruiser
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
You may have not ordered a pizza, but don't point a gun at the delivery driver over it
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Wed August 03, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
A good party is based around entertainment: pin the tail on the donkey, clowns and magic tricks, driving an SUV around in the backyard crushing lawn furniture and pinning someone against the garage, or maybe a bouncy castle
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Man faces deportation after being caught masturbating in his car alone and not in the company of others as is the proper etiquette in Australia
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Racer.com)
 
 
 
Race team: "We're happy that you'll be returning for us next year." Driver: "The hell I am." Not a repeat from three weeks ago
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Mon August 01, 2022
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Chevy Cobalt plays chicken with Train. Gets 30 yard penalty and bent out of shape about it
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Sun July 31, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Suspected reckless driver steals paddleboard for one last session at the fashionable healthy low impact exercise and balance trainer before being sent up the river, or he was trying an escape to Hawaii
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
In this economy, even vending machines have to get off their metallic butts and hustle, find Sarah Connor
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Sat July 30, 2022
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Woman, 100, renews driver's license; has no advice for aspiring centenarian motorists: "Everybody has to do their own thing"
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Racer.com)
 
 
 
You may not be having the best day at work, but at least your own employer hasn't filed a lawsuit against you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's Go (look for a new job) Brandon
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hotel chef pursues fleeing pair who crashed pickup into shop front. Then things get really weird
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aquaman...Noooooooooo
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Sat July 23, 2022
(PoPville)
 
 
 
Break-in at the Watergate. Not a repeat from 1972
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AAA finds nearly half of all drivers potentially impaired by medication. The rest are just morons who don't know how to merge safely or STAY OUT OF THE FARKING PASSING LANE
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Fri July 22, 2022
(National Post)
 
 
 
Wait, are you saying that Americans don't say "Thank you," or "Have a good shift," or "Have a good day," to their bus drivers? We call out "Thank you," even from the back door on the TTC streetcars
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
The Dukes of Hazzard show was not meant to be an instruction manual on how to jump over rivers
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you are going to steal $30 Millions in diamonds and cash, don't make yourself remembered as the guest who sent the front desk a dick pic
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Some Food Guy)
 
 
 
Hey, you got stuffing in my meatloaf. Well, you got meatloaf in my stuffing
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Tue July 19, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Four deputies injured in crash near Nixon Library. Horse in sweater and sports coat, pink cat, and character actress Margo Martindale wanted for questioning
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(Boing Boing)
 
Weeners
 
Hostage-taker Rotundo appeased by the delivery of hot wieners
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
With no bomb on the bus, and a change of setting to Boston, the latest "Speed" sequel gets two thumbs down
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Mon July 18, 2022
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
It's harder to find school bus drivers, so obviously the solution is to lower standards, allowing for more applicants
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Milwaukee man earns OWI, incurs head injury from the Road Runner (with pic)
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Sun July 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're stopped for driving without insurance, then best not to be carrying 'enough cigarettes to cater [an] entire 1980s darts tournament'
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Fri July 15, 2022
(WVLT 8 Knoxville)
 
 
 
GoFundMe set up for Tennesee man whose hand was blown off and sewn to his belly. Funds will be used to pay for extra Medical School for the trauma Doctor
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Some dads load up the kids in the car and drive to grandma's house. But not this father of the year contender
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Auto blogger rips around Laguna Hills with car customizer who stuck giant GM race-tuned motor in '65 Comet yet goes YOLO on the brakes, ends up with the most well-documented near-Darwin you'll ever see
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Wed July 13, 2022
(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
If you had a wreck where your car split in half and you left the scene unscathed then the Bakersfield PD would like a word with you, and Marvel would probably be interested as well
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Auto collision repair shop destroyed in auto collision, dawg
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Jersey may become a sanctuary state for Jersey drivers
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Mon July 11, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
FTC to put an end to robocalls. Then force drivers to use turn signals. Then make kids quit talking back
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Uber used drivers as mere pawns in game of profit
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Using the metric of, "Put Georgia's favorite driver on the pole if qualifying is rained out," Chase Elliott starts up front in the Quaker State You'll Get Over It 400, live from Atlanta and not Kentucky at 3 PM ET on USA
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Fri July 08, 2022
(9 News)
 
 
 
Good: Record fentanyl bust on Interstate 70 in Colorado. Better: Driver agrees to cooperate. Fark: DEA lets him drive off alone with a removable tracking device on his car
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man brings a baseball bat to a squeegee fight, finds out the hard way the squeegee kids brought a gun
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Thu July 07, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: the middle of the road is a poor place to lie down and take a nap
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Wed July 06, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
There is nothing more American than being gunned down on your first day as a DoorDash driver
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
When cyclists are fair game
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
F1's '80/20' rule doesn't pass muster according to data-drivers
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Tue July 05, 2022
(IoT World)
 
 
 
There's a new driverless taxi service that just started in San Francisco. No, not that company. Not them either. Just read TFA
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Mon July 04, 2022
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Let an oncoming motorist know their high beams are on with a courtesy blink? In Texas, that'll get you a shootin' in the face
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The only way to stop a good guy with a leaf blower is bad guy with a gun
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Sun July 03, 2022
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The wrong Kyle has to once again storm through the field after an engine change, as the Cup Series heads to the 4-mile long Road America for the Kwik Trip 250. Coverage begins at 3 PM ET on USA
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Man breaks out his trunk flamethrower
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Sat July 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not sure how much more 'Murica you can get
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Thu June 30, 2022
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals Court affirms bus drivers' right to wear Black Lives Matter masks. Fox News unsure whether to retweet #AllMasksMatter
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Suddenly, eels
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In what's sure to a Sisyphean task, BMW wants to remind its drivers to use their turn signals
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Starting tomorrow, drivers in Florida could get ticketed for playing music too loudly in their cars. Aren't guns loud too?
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Wed June 29, 2022
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Candygram
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Justice in the computer age: Wealthy drunk Mercedes driver snared after his car computer reported lamppost crash to cops. Bonus: It even included its GPS coordinates so officers were able to find the exact location
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nissan recalls 320K Pathfinders to stop them from going all Tommy Boy
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Texas migrant truck death story now involves cloning
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man attempts to shoplift eleven cases of beer from Safeway. He would have gotten away with it too, if his getaway driver wasn't the city bus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beef braciole has three of my favorite features: It's easy; you get two hours to hang with family and drink while it's simmering; and it makes the house smell great. Hey Drew: When are we gonna get a Delicious or Mouth-Watering tag?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Several people injured on highway when truck hauling beehives overturns. Talk about a buzzkill
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Sun June 26, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Attempting to avoid car parking charges is best not attempted when you're already disqualified from driving
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for leaving his Florida in Walmart
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Car dealership has new job opening
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Fri June 24, 2022
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Sunny day, no traffic, flat street. Driver still managed to crash the bus
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Tractor-trailer hauling cheese catches fire. De Brie everywhere
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Video shows hordes of ATV riders tearing up the grass on the National Mall. But nobody's been arrested or anything, because apparently we just don't do that for crimes in DC anymore
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Tue June 21, 2022
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philippine government attorney shot and killed while taking an Uber to the airport with his mother in Philadelphia was only a case of road rage or a case of mistaken identity and not a hit by the opposition. "Only"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Miami-Dade police officer says the obvious part out loud
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Mon June 20, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
More "sovereign citizens" arrested in California. Deputies found a significant amount of "live ammunition, black gunpowder and an improvised military-grade explosive device." Probably just used for fishing
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Hole 7 is a par 5, 450 yards. The green is guarded with two bunkers, a water hazard, and a speeding Range Rover pursued by police cars
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(CNN)
 
 
 
LIBERTY, LIBERTY, LIIIIII-BERTY Doug and Limu Emu seen in their off-hours
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman orders Jimmy John's. News: Driver drops it like a hot potato in the middle of her driveway. FARK plot twist: For a $2.18 tip
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Sat June 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If your kids aren't supposed to get high, why are they called booster seats?
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Pole sitting raccoon apparently can trigger a driver's warning in Kentucky. Drew unavailable for comment
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Fri June 17, 2022
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Truck ➤ Car ➤ Deer
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
"Put down that mop and grab a screwdriver, Cletus. You're fixin' Teslas today"
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Thu June 16, 2022
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Acknowledging rollercoaster of American economy, Tacoma Narrows Bridge anticipates reduction of toll rates this fall, a move expected to resonate with drivers
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Math question: If you sideswiped a car for each wink you took, what is the total amount of damage you would be responsible for if you took 40 winks? Some guy in New York City is about to find out
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Runaway horse with carriage sideswipes Revel electric car in bloody crash. Authorities wish to interview doctors Emmett Brown and Stephen Strange
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Wed June 15, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
Driver outraged to receive a £1,800 fine for passing too close to a cyclist after: (i) refusing to pay a fixed penalty; (ii) refusing to attend an awareness course instead; and (iii) getting his son to prove he was 1ft closer than legally acceptable
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Rollin' rollin' rollin' / Rollin' rollin' rollin' / Reeeee-call
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Florida Man fails to make clean getaway after stealing street sweeper. With bonus mud wrestling pics
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Tue June 14, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
The good news is that the truck driver didn't have to make any deliveries near that infamous 11'8" bridge in downtown Durham today. The bad news is that he had to make deliveries in downtown Raleigh today
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(NBC Chicago)
 
Video
 
"Wow, I just had the weirdest dream. I was behind the wheel of a stolen SUV in downtown Chicago, the cops were chasing me as I drove down the sidewalk, and then I crashed into a fire hydrant & the cops dragged me out." Narrator: But it WASN'T a dream
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Mon June 13, 2022
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted a license plate that requires a battery, professional installation, subscription plan, and the ability for it to display INVALID, here you go
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Being drunk and stealing your boss's car then parking it on train tracks to be hit is no way to go through life, son
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Patch)
 
 
 
The Hamptons are simply on fire this season darling
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Man hurts someone with a screwdriver. Man, drinks are getting quite potent these days
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Sat June 11, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Old: Robots are coming for the truck drivers. New: Robots are coming for the hotel employees
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Five tips from British drivers for saving petrol money, examined and/or debunked
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Fri June 10, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Anger expressed at cyclist is pretty black and white
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Isle of Man TT race official announce two dead during sidecar race, bringing the total to five deaths so far this year
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Thu June 09, 2022
(EE Times)
 
 
 
'Mode confusion', a well-known issue in aircraft, is only now being reckoned with in autonomous vehicles. tl; dr: as long as the driver is legally on the hook, don't expect the techbros to have your back when your AV-engaged car kills someone
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jeopardy contestant said he didn't throw the final match. No explanation on why he answered "On the Waterfront" in Final Jeopardy
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Compelling video evidence to support the case that Virginia drivers are, in fact, the worst in the nation
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Tesla driver kills pedestrian after discovering car's new self-flying feature
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
QB chosen instead using Baker Mayfield doesn't foresee any problems stemming from arrest
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Wed June 08, 2022
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Assault trains attack again. Subby lives a mile from here and can confirm drivers regularly go around the gate arms
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
1 dead and 30 people injured in Germany after driver plows into crowd in an attack that is sure to be mentioned by AR-15 advocates repeatedly for the next 5 years
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Tue June 07, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Another hour, another teen arrested for shooting unsuspecting mail carrier. Orbeez challenge trifecta in play
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Man dies between a dock and a hard place
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ax-wielding driver? Ax-wielding driver
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Sun June 05, 2022
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Meet me in St. Louis, Cup Series drivers. Or, just east enough for this race to be called the Enjoy Illinois 300. Coverage begins at 3:30 PM ET on FS1
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your next daily driver should be a convertible and have flamed paintwork, and wheels with spinning blades attached
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Sat June 04, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Drunk driver? No, just a medical worker on the way home after a night shift
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(Android Police)
 
 
 
Android Auto decides that taking over your phone didn't make it unusable enough, so now you must set it up every time you drive
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Fri June 03, 2022
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Owwwwwwwwwww
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Owwwwwwwwwww
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Hit the lottery and can't decide between a private jet or a stretch limo? This car dealer has you covered
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There's never an electric outlet when you need one, so why not wire one into the nearest traffic light pole
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Thu June 02, 2022
(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Sometimes you just gotta dance
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Sir I pulled you over for speeding at 147 MPH. Sorry I wasn't paying attention
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The Washington State Patrol is launching a major effort to make sure drivers' loads are secured, because the last thing you want to do is blow your load on the side of the road
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Snipers vs crocs. Ready. Release the bait divers
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Ever been so drunk you tried to sell a car? Probably not this drunk
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Sun May 29, 2022
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Driver freaks out after a man attempts to send non-working product to Amazon by tossing it into a delivery van. Geez, everyone is so on edge these days
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Score one for a barricade." Tag is for driver
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
From the comments: This is how Optimus died in the movie
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Sat May 28, 2022
(WNDU South Bend)
 
 
 
Even Tony Montana couldn't claim this for "personal use"
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Old: forgetting things on train like purses or packages. New: train leaving things behind like train conductors
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Autonomous cars. Felonious drivers
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
They're starting to fight back
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Thu May 26, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The wheels wheels wheels wheels wheels wheels wheels wheels tracks tracks on the bus go 'round and 'round
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The day when Jaromir Jagr's Kia smashed into your tram must have been the greatest day in your life Mr. Tram Driver, but to Jaromir, it was just Wednesday
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Watch a truck driver convert an 18-wheeler into a 10-wheeler
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Tue May 24, 2022
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Crash shuts down I-5. Difficulty: one driver involved is missing, presumed swimming. The other is sleeping one off in lockup
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(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
 
 
Hyundai seat belt parts are exploding with delight
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Inside EVs)
 
 
 
Error, Error, You are now about to die. Please read the instructions for emergency escape
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
NASCAR on last night's call: We had a premature caution flagulation. Our bad
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
Edgelord Elon, desperate to shore up Tesla's falling stock price, announces full self-drive next year. This is a repeat of pretty much every year since 2014
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Sun May 22, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maybe you shouldn't park under the overpass
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
NASCAR heads back to Texas for the All-Star Race. The Open starts at 5:30 PM ET, and the main event with everyone's favorite driver on the pole starts at 8:00 ET, both on FS1
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Art, Gen X movies, weed, and really bad drivers are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 12-18: The Cat Came Back Edition
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Fri May 20, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Tesla driver must stand trial for vehicular manslaughter, despite having turned AutoSteer and Cruise Control on. Who would have thought that being in the drivers seat meant that you're responsible for running red lights at 74 mph and killing people??
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Two thieves discovered with modified vehicle that has a license plate flipper and gas siphoning device installed. They are probably looking at grand theft charges for the value of gas alone
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Arrested? Check. Now let me go update my score on all those online "have you ever" quizzes
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
We could cut car crash deaths in half but it takes minor inconveniences that everyone hates
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
A young North Carolina driver, without a driver license, crashed into a school bus this morning. Surprisingly, the driver wasn't a drunk Madison Cawthorn
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Like many in Maine, he watched the BLM protests in 2020 and wondered how he could help the cause. So he did what he could. And that was come up with a car-mounted pepper spray cannon drivers could use on protestors
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Tue May 17, 2022
(KRIS Corpus Christi)
 
 
 
2-year-old orders 31 cheeseburgers from McDonald's using his mom's unlocked phone. Generous kid even tipped DoorDash driver $16
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
This whole sordid tale is just further evidence that border collie mixes are smart enough to steal cars and use credit cards, but not very good drivers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
50% of British drivers don't know how to set their car's clock, 70% have no idea how to operate turn signals, but on the bright side 100% of drivers sure as hell know how to play the horn button while flashing high beams
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Mon May 16, 2022
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
If you tried to lure some kids into your windowless white van this weekend, Hanson Police would like you to have a seat over there so they can Mmm Bopp you
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Insider)
 
Hero
 
Not News: Lyft Driver picks up customers. News: Customers make racist remarks to driver. HERO: Driver throws them out (NSFW language in video)
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NJ gas stations stage one-day protest to allow drivers to pump their own gas. Story to the left, dire warnings of imminent libertarian dystopia to the right
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard an armed society is a polite society, so I put a road rage shooting in your freeway shooting investigation
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
The 63-year-old driver stopped after he noticed that the boy's mother was running alongside the bus trying to get it to stop. The 7 yo kid he was dragging, not so much
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
There was an attempt to U-Haul
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Wed May 11, 2022
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Yup, Florida
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Don't fear the driverless cars, citizen
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(97X Davenport)
 
 
 
Parent of the year finds a theft-proof parking spot
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Brinks driver who took a million bucks out to lunch
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
The Magic Schoolbus takes kids on an exciting journey to see what's under Cleveland's streets
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Mon May 09, 2022
(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Hmm, sympathy for a vet with PTSD or hate for a sovcit? whynotboth.jpg
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Twenty-five years ago today, Bruce Willis was working as a taxi driver while Milla Jovovich used a multipass to get around. And Chris Tucker was the most annoying passenger ever
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Sun May 08, 2022
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Driverless car slides into home. Who was driving? FIRST BASE
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Sat May 07, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: Your skills in games doesn't always translate to real-world, as a Russian 'war games world champion' tank driver has learned
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
County commissioner DUI's himself into a tree. Blames it on bad asphalt, another driver cut him off, loose gravel, a small animal. For some reason, cops don't arrest him
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Thu May 05, 2022
(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Cracker barrels into Cracker Barrel
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Driver error? 'fess up
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Giant hole in Milwaukee tunnel waiting to swallow you actually isn't your mom, it is just a wet spot. Bonus: amusing stoner dialog
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
FINE. Then I'll drive and eat. I'm no stranger to spooney-knifey, myself
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Tue May 03, 2022
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Four shot in Loop, Chicago police say. Christ, getting shot once would be bad enough, but over and over and over?
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
♫ The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round....and I imagine these construction workers are pissed ♫
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(Ride Apart)
 
 
 
Belgian study confirms there are only 8 kinds of motorcycle drivers, proves scooter drivers are just waffling
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Before driving a $704,000 supercar you should probably register and insure the vehicle, get a driver's license, and learn how to drive a manual transmission
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Razer co-founder drivers have expired
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dearth of drivers does Domino's doubling down on de-emphasizing delivery
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Plastered party pilot pushes pedal-pub past peril point, passengers petrified. Police probing predicament ponder potential PUI proceedings
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Sun May 01, 2022
(IMSA)
 
 
 
Let's do Laguna. Taylor on the pole, the corkscrew hungers live at 3:15pm ET on NBC
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(Some Seltzer)
 
 
 
If a crashed truck spills White Claw all over the road, where do you bury the survivors?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Power pole attacks car, turns it in to a Bent-ley
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(Your Central Valley)
 
 
 
Pickpocketed and stranded influencer at Coachella fundraises $64K for Uber driver. Five stars, would definitely drive her again
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Thu April 28, 2022
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Police say the driver was listening to loud music, and wasn't wearing any pants
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Truck with 40000lbs of chicken nuggets crashes. McDonalds will still only give you one sauce to go with it
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
LeBoeuf had BA content of 0.32, was unable to protect Rooster Cogburn
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Giving drivers a reason to look up from their phones and out the window, or even the windshield, leads to fewer dead pedestrians
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Tue April 26, 2022
(AutoWeek)
 
 
 
Hamilton throws away his shot
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Nissan delays the launch of its new retro sports car until summer due to supply chain problems... presumably because the model decals are stuck in Russia
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Driver's Ed makes better teen drivers? The implications are staggering. Maybe this could work for other important areas of life such as sexual relations? Or even civics?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Don't worry Gen X, GM got your back
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Questions remain when driver is arrested after fatal Interbay collision with pedestrian, notably 'why do we have sidewalks in the bay?'
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Sun April 24, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
PennDOT: If no one can see the reports for how badly our bridges are maintained, than al-Queda can't go and blow them up
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Former rugby coach in Austin died after a bit of a scrum with the police
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Naked man adds more history to history museum
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Fri April 22, 2022
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist swerves into lane, cuts off car driver which causes a crash, then dismounts, swings a hammer at car driver threatening to "take care of you," which only made matters worse. Hammer unavailable for comment
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Maddy Cawthorn caught again driving without a valid Drivers license
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
It was too far to walk for a #1
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Ghostbuster busted. Man in ghostbuster-like getup leads police in a chase through four counties in California before bolting on foot
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Thu April 21, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Sir, do you know why I pulled you over today?"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Taxi driver makes a HUGE tip
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
It is not "cancel culture" when your dumb behavior that you posted online got your business in trouble
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
It's not just the gators you need to look out for in Florida, it's the geese
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Corn ribs: So tasty you'll be cobsmacked
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Western Mass News)
 
 
 
The balance beam routine started off good, but the driver failed the bridge dismount
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ex-Detroit Red Wings Zamboni driver Al Sobotka pissed, alleges discrimination in his firing
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Some heroes wear capes, some heroes drive Ubers
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Tue April 19, 2022
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Dennis Miller had a worse time than James Stockdale in a mosh pit at a Martika concert, Cha Cha
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mercedes unveils its new electric EQS SUV built in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Consumers are urged to try and find all the hidden "Roll Tide" messages scribbled in it
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
One in 20 heart attacks in NJ caused by noise pollution. Other 19 reportedly caused by close calls with Jersey drivers
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Don't forget the marshmallows
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Watch $200,000 hit a pole
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this underage driver
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ The wheels from the bus race past the bus, past the bus, past the bus ♫ ♬
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Sheesh, they act like she killed those people
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Fri April 15, 2022
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Ever seen a car ripped in half? Now you have
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Thu April 14, 2022
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
State Trooper drives cruiser head-on into drunk woman veering towards roadcrew
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Tomorrow on Fox News: Hunter Biden caused fatal car crash
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Wed April 13, 2022
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Finally, the Flagstaff Chipotle has a drive thru
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Tue April 12, 2022
(KWWL Waterloo)
 
 
 
Oh semi spill... I read that wrong at first
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Funny, I thought the green glow in the the north was just an aurora from recent solar activity. Now it's an alien "broom"? Has anyone seen Stephen King at an ATM, or Emilio Estevez at the Dixie Boy?
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
So, the house that the suspect climbed on the roof of? It was subby's dad's house. Dad and stepmom are okay, but dad says it was the family dog who helped the police find the guy
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Box truck driver in Minnesota now in desperate need of new pair of underwear (with video)
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