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Thu January 20, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In an act she SURELY does not immediately regret, an Illinois teenager addresses her school board with a mocking "thank you for forcing us to wear masks" screed. IL GQP adores her, posts on Twitter, trying to set her up with Kyle Rittenhouse
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 20-year-old sister went to my fiancée's bachelorette party and wheeled in a skeleton dressed in a sister of the bride t-shirt. My fiancée's younger sister died when she was 16. My family says I overreacted by disinviting my sister. Did I?"
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What is the rudest thing you can do at a funeral? Get up out of the casket?
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(US Postal Service)
 
 
 
You can now order 4 COVID test kits per address for free from the USPS, which should arrive just in time for the surge to be over
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Mon January 17, 2022
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
A look at how Ireland got sober really quickly over what it means to actually address climate change
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Fri January 14, 2022
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Dress Up Your Pet Day, a day where we can all celebrate the horrific scratches and bite marks we got for trying to put a Batman costume on a cat
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
New fashion trend called "warcore" is a hit with young people these days who have no affiliation with right-wing militia groups but like to dress like Delta Force soldiers
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Wed January 12, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
FDA to deregulate french dressing
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Mon January 10, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: 'Hollywood Madam' Heidi Fleiss plans to leave Nevada after pet parrot shot
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck says filming Justice League was more agonizing than watching it
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Sun January 09, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bioshock Infinite was overrated in its time and really didn't address American racism that well. Drink a tonic to that
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Thu January 06, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cyber Ninjas showing up in court about as prepared and together as a forensic audit of Arizona ballots; lawyer wants to quit because he's not getting paid, backup lawyers are from out of state and not allowed to address the court
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Wed January 05, 2022
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Having addressed all other issues, Wisconsin Republicans turn to the problem of too few guns on school grounds
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Tue January 04, 2022
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Must not sleep, one winged clown will eat me
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(Banana museum?)
 
 
 
What strange/unique/obscure museums have you visited? Link goes to an example
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Mon January 03, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
How Bruce Arians addressed the locker room after Antonio Brown's bizarre exit: "You're either with us or against us. And I want you to know I'll take the guys in this locker room and go play anyone in the world"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The White House whips up pudding-free steps to address increases in meat prices
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Fully-clothed woman fails to get served at ice cream parlor because she's not wearing a Covid face mask, so naturally she strips down to her underwear and uses her dress as a mask. Family in line a little shocked... except for dad, apparently (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"It took Abraham Lincoln two minutes in 1863 to deliver the Gettysburg Address"
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Tue December 28, 2021
(Fox 21 Duluth)
 
 
 
Letter from Copenhagen announcing grandson's birth at Danish hospital finally arrives to its intended Duluth, MN address 68 years late. And Subby thought Italian Post was slow
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Mon December 27, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
While most of you settled down to turkey and dressing on Christmas day the people of Japan tucked into their festive "Party Barrel" from Kentucky Fried Chicken
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Sun December 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
What's the secret for getting upgraded on your next flight? Just read this MSN reprint of a Newsweek article summarizing a TikTok video recorded by a woman who once talked to a flight attendant who said you should dress nicely
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Thu December 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves once dressed up as Dolly Parton for Halloween by wearing the actual Playboy outfit she had worn
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Mon December 13, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Bread lines grow in Turkey as inflation soars. See, that's why you cook the dressing outside of the bird, people
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Sun December 12, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
When coming up with a name for a child's dress, it's probably best not to name it after a novel about a 12-year-old girl being abused
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Sat December 11, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
In other news Santa has a Class A IP address
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Fri December 10, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Twitter bot regularly posts addresses and photos from random restaurants all over the world. One conclusion: Pizza is a universal food, and most places utterly botch it. Another conclusion: Almost all food pics on the internet are terrible
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Thu December 09, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Dress up your character with a daisy, teddy bear, and gold heart weapon charm in: 1) American Girl: Battle Royale 2) My Little Pony: Battlegrounds or 3) Halo Infinite
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Wed December 08, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Prosecutors in the Maxwell trial: we'd like to introduce as evidence these photos of you, Epstein, and his victims all hanging out in various states of undress. Defense: OBJECTION Judge: on what grounds? Defense: it's DEVASTATING to our case
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Tue December 07, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm getting married after finding my soul mate following a disastrous first marriage. I found a perfect white dress, but my future mother-in-law is outraged I'm going to wear white because it's not my first marriage. Can I tell her to fark off?"
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Sat December 04, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Weekend at Bernie's III: The Last Ride (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri December 03, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Aristocrats"
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I remember the lawyer - who was younger than me - raised her eyebrow when she saw my email address"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Nvidia offers new two year old technology to address GPU shortage
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(Architectural Digest)
 
 
 
It's not that your boss won't allow you to work from home because he has an AOL email address, he is just sure "working from home" means you're here
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
TL/DR conservatives SCOTUS Justices want to take Federal Agencies right to try and address inequality with spending from them. Why should a hospital that serves one hundred poor people get more than a hospital that serves no poor?
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Fri November 26, 2021
(Business Wire)
 
 
 
Moderna press release addresses rapid Omicron variant specific vaccine development
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Wed November 24, 2021
(TYT)
 
 
 
Chick-fulla-hate comes with a side of Russian dressing
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Subby just got tagged with making the dressing for Thanksgiving dinner. Need your favorite recipe. LGT one example
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
It's starting to occur to some safety advocates that allowing used car dealerships to knowingly sell used cars that have unaddressed, open recalls on them isn't such a great idea
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Mon November 22, 2021
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Lululemon on Santana Row raided by shoplifting gang. Police on the lookout for a flash mob of well-dressed asses
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Food 52)
 
 
 
Stuffing? Dressing? Who cares - the important thing here is it's taco
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Adam Driver to Star Wars fans at Comic-Con; "Get a life, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, It's just a movie. I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed "
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Going to make a batch of the dressing in TFA to go on spring mix for quick side salads this week. I usually just do an olive oil + vinegar or citrus juice dressing, but my wife requested this. What are some of your favorites?
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A Korean ranch dressing church. Not the worst idea I have heard today
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Wed November 10, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga stunned on the red carpet in a sheer Gucci ensemble that contained absolutely no meat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A Biden war plan to win the 2022 midterm elections. I suppose it involves passing incredibly positive and popular bills and doesn't involve Jen Psaki dressing and acting as a sadomasochistic dominatrix to Peter Doocy
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Mon November 08, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
COP26 eco warrior crawls along a street in Glasgow dressed as a tree, your climate denying argument is invalid
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Monday again, so time to get back to work...wait. That's not right. Time for the food discussion. Whether it's out of convenience, or simply because it's your favorite, what is your most frequently made meal (or dish)?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Amy Winehouse auction cracked the $4 million mark
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Sun November 07, 2021
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Not mentioned: Dress as a chicken while sacrificing one of them to the blind chicken god Chocker
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Presidential scandals, COVID relief scandals, sports memorabilia scandals, and wedding dresses are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, October 24-30th: The Times They Are A-Changin' Edition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Redistricting is already underway to ensure Lauren Boebert remains in Congress for 50 years
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
So apparently most states have more regulations on hair dressers than Hollywood does on armorers
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
Cross dressing in a fat suit and throwing acid is no way to go through med school, son
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Celebrities dress up for Halloween 2021. Come for Sarah Michelle Gellar's Dirty Dancing, stay for Aaron Rodgers and his dog as John Wick and his dog
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If it's November 1st, it must be time to see what all the movie and music stars dressed up as for Halloween
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Sun October 31, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Was it a prequel? Was it a sequel? Or, was it an equal? Time to put on your little black dress and celebrate the 40th anniversary of Shock Treatment, the follow up to The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Shelter dogs in people clothes - all dressed up & waiting to go to their forever homes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nothing says "I do" like a Busch Light digital camo wedding dress
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Wed October 27, 2021
(E! Online)
 
 
 
You had me at 'Katy Perry dressed as a Flaming Hot Cheeto'
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
No Cosby Suite in 2022; BlizzCon is canceled
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
What would an anti-government militia need with government-issued email addresses? Oh, right
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
100 years ago today, a great presidential civil rights address from...wait, Warren Harding? in Alabama?
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Mon October 25, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
TikTok greenscreen dress demo for the kids, w/RickRoll for the olds
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In which Tucker Carlson equates a transgender Admiral with a horse
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Governor DeathSentence now calling for special legislative session to "address vaccine mandates impacting jobs." Dude, haven't you killed enough Floridians already?
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Sun October 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Female Spanish thriller writer Carmen Mola is actually three men, all of whom are secretly six geese in business casual dress
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Fri October 15, 2021
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Umpires address controversial NLDS-ending call as only they could: "Yeah, no, we, yeah, yeah"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Kate Beckinsale dresses up like an old lady
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're creeping out little girls wrong
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Sun October 10, 2021
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
A typical Friday in Portland, Oregon
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(AIPT Comics)
 
 
 
David Silva talks about his upcoming line of scientifically accurate Tyrannosaur figures and how his next project will top it (Hint: It involves dressing them in completely unscientific battle armor)
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Fri October 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
First sentence: "A safe house was the only place Joe felt protected enough to meet." Second sentence: Here's all but the exact address of the place, if you're curious
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Tue October 05, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
During a podcast with Jay Cutler, soon-to-be-ex ESPN anchor Sage Steele questions Barack Obama's "choice" to identify as black, attack's ESPN's vaccine mandate and say female sports reporters who "dress like that", "know what they are doing"
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
That time Keith Moon broke into Mick Jagger's hotel room while dressed as Batman
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
New Zealand's government is attempting to address the worsening housing crisis, possibly by expanding Bagshot Row and rezoning the South Farthing
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(Grape japan)
 
 
 
The Care Bears go to Japan, merge with Pullip's popular fashion dolls to create Voltron of kawaii
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Vogue UK)
 
 
 
While you plebs were whining about NFTs, Dolce and Gabbana just sold a gold dress, an impossible tiara, and a $1M glass suit they found in Daft Punk's grandmother's kitchen cupboard. And the physical clothes if you want to fly to Milan and wear it
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rebel Wilson has lost 65 pounds and is dressing to show everyone the, er, fruits of her labor
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Womp-womp's lawyers refuse to address Trump donor allegations that he "repeatedly touched me inappropriately, said vile and disgusting things to me stalked me". No word on if Kristi Noem was courted the same way
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely no one, the recent Oaf Derper hack unearthed at least 160 rocket surgeons who actually used their official military or government email addresses
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
New bronze statue of woman in see-through dress sparks sexism row in Italy. Marble statues of completely naked women all over Italy from a different era still OK
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Fresh on the heels of Ford's massive and embarrassing Bronco recall to address roofs that fall apart when they get wet, they've recalled all electric Mustangs because the windshield might fall out. But hey, no battery fires like GM's Bolt. Yet
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