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Sun January 17, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
At their current rate of growth, Tesla will be able to justify their stock valuation in the year 3621
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donnie Bankruptcy wants a billion...hell make it two. Two billion dollars for a "library"
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Sat January 16, 2021
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Professor arrested for ties. Geez, how ugly does your tie need to be to get arrested for it?
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Top court upholds the 20-year prison sentence of their nation's former President for corruption. This is not a prequel from 2023
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work: Gov't paid $3000/month for a toilet because Princess Ivanka wouldn't allow Secret Service to use one of her five bathrooms
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Elon Musk drops to being the second-richest person in the world after losing almost $14 billion in a day. Shouldn't have invested so much in Tesla, I heard the CEO is a nutjob
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Tue January 12, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Walking toy dog to get around COVID curfew. New fetish: Walking husband on leash to get around curfew
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Hospital CEO who took Caribbean vacation during pandemic to be fined a million dollars...sorry I'll read that again... to receive a payday of a million dollars
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Mon January 11, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Future Senator Fetterman is going to collect that two million dollars Texas owes him in campaign donations instead, possibly by the end of the month
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Sat January 09, 2021
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
If you live in Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama and like to make sure your hard-earned grocery dollars don't go to supporting sedition and insurrection, maybe you better not shop at the Rouses grocery store chain
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Fri January 08, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
A "troubled" copper mine in Zambia is about to be sold for cents on the dollar. A deflated price, too
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Wed January 06, 2021
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Go ahead and cut our powerlines Our statehouse has battery back up
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo now open to mobile sports betting and legalizing pot in NY. NJ just smiles and waves; smiles, giggles, places a bet, goes for munchies and waves
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bed, Bath & Beyond closing 40 locations this year. Company that makes "As Seen on TV" stickers to declare bankruptcy within weeks
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Tue January 05, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The death penalty for accepting bribes as large as $93mil and $260mil over a decade? Not saying I agree, but I understand it
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
First blowfish auction of 2021 blew, thanks to pandemic reducing demand and bid prices from restaurants and fugu-trained chefs
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Mon January 04, 2021
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Collector's wife brings a complete set of Magic the Gathering cards to be appraised. Thinks it's only worth a few hundred dollars. Don't these people have the Internet?
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Wonderboy hits home run raising relief funds making bats from trees brought down by derecho
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Sun January 03, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
KISS answers the burning question : What does a million dollars worth of fireworks look like?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC landlord facing the boot from his co-op apartment while his delinquent 'deadbeat' tenants live rent-free
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Fri January 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently something called a "JCPenney" is "toast" in 2021
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Wed December 30, 2020
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Seattle 8th grader customizes rideable electric toy car for disabled 3-year-old boy in Denver, using about $400 in parts, materials where motorized wheelchair would have cost thousands
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
While the US government fumbled around and failed to deliver covid-19 relief, this woman was making lasagna
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Fri December 25, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How do you steal a billion dollars from Medicare and end up doing less than a year in prison? 1) have Trump be president. 2) use some of that loot to make generous "contributions" to a criminal justice reform group tied to his lawyers and son-in-law
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Wed December 23, 2020
(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
Finally, a place where you can enjoy a cigarette
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The truth is that Trump is actually making a good point about a need to increase the stimulus payment to America, simply because the Trump economy is in tatters due to the incompetent Trump COVID response and jobless claims remain at an all-time high
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Be careful what you Tweet
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Mon December 21, 2020
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Quoth the raven - "we love this town"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Walk your horses or pay two dollars fine
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Sun December 20, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A look inside the world where monster trucks and riding mowers collided and birthed a motorized mashup of mayhem ... and well manicured lawns
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Fri December 18, 2020
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Beachgoer finds 71 pounds of cocaine on Florida beach. It's true, in stormy weather you can expect a lot of onshore blow
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
"It was always a well-known fact that he had multiple storage units just filled with records. He kept it very under wraps"
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(Betting on Bitcoin)
 
 
 
Thanks to John McAfee at least 2020 will end on a hilarious note
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Would you live in an Ikea tiny house?
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Thu December 17, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
SolarWinds board members unloaded hundreds of millions of dollars in shares just before the big hack was announced. Perfectly normal for 2020
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden just found a quick, easy and fun way to save a couple of billion dollars
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Mon December 14, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Reddit DubSMASH
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Sun December 13, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Remember that New Jersey gym owner seeking attention during the lockdown over the summer by defying COVID rules? Now that he's racked up over $1.2m in fines, guess what he's seeking again
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Sat December 12, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
Washington Gov. Inslee pokes head out of his Medium page, declares three more weeks of restrictions
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Schools are now spending thousands of dollars to snoop on their students while teachers are still paying for supplies out of their own pockets
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Fri December 11, 2020
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Hay, that's a lot of money
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Thu December 10, 2020
(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
You can fight the pandemic by getting people to wear masks. You can tell people to stay away from crowds. Or, you can brew an IPA so strong it puts people in a stupor so they stay home. Here's to you, Brewers saving America
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Freemason treasurer accused of stealing tens of thousands of dollars from widow's fund. He would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for that all-seeing eye
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
France fines Google $121 million dollars for unwanted cookies
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Kelly Loeffler (net worth $500 million) asks Trump supporters for money on Parler and it goes about like you'd expect
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Silent film star Harold Lloyd - the original Clark Griswold & jolliest Christmas-obsessed elf this side of the nuthouse
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Wed December 09, 2020
(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Health care lobbyists already have millions of dollars in case somebody tries to push Joe Biden left
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Georgia Republicans along with reverse vampires gave election to Biden because Zuckerberg paid them. Not sure where the RAND Corporation fits in
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Tue December 08, 2020
(CBR)
 
 
 
Gal Gadot and Patty Jenkins were each paid 10 million dollars to praise HBOMax's movie deal. Subby would do it for $8 and a Snickers bar
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Day trader who lost $127,000 day trading hopes to serve as an example to other day traders, which seems likely since day traders are made up of such rational, reality-based individuals. Hey, did you hear Robinhood gives you your first stock for free?
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(Creative Loafing Tampa)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's company received a $960,855 PPP loan, which hopefully helped preserve paychecks for the crew of the new 40-foot yacht he just bought
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Mon December 07, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bridge snaps, plunging 30 Miss Thailand contestants into water. 30 Helens unavailable for comment
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Trump's Walk of Fame star has been covered and caged. Must've been the Deep State
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Sun December 06, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hey California, thanks for the tax breaks on renewable energy and the public education system that provided my companies with capable people, but I'm going to Texas so I don't have to pay for those things through taxes. With love, E. Musk
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Fri December 04, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
HBO Max to premiere Warner Bros.' entire 2021 movie slate. Not so fast, RokuTV owners
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Thu December 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Banks, after being hammered to set aside more reserves for loan losses, could see windfall of reversals as those losses don't materialize. Get ready for the "Big evil corporation" headlines next year as money is just being moved around on paper
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Wed December 02, 2020
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Thoughtful yobs put up cones to redirect traffic before blowing up ATM
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Tue December 01, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Remember when the FBI was investigating Russia for election interference and found Trump involved? Now they're investigating a Russian, mafia-tied businessman for money laundering. Guess who they discovered laundering money for him?
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren: Now you can get yourself an authentic M-65 field jacket for only $500. Every military veteran: Big deal. Ours were free
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Celebrity Chef David Chang won a million dollars on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and gave it all to his restaurant workers
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Bon voyage, Bonhomme Richard
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Badgers? We don't need no STEEKING BADGERS
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Mon November 30, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In the waning days of the campaign Trump had rallies in 30 counties, 25 which turned out to underperform in the election. This would be funny if your taxpayer dollars hadn't paid for them
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant sells a burger that costs 106 farking dollars, you farking donkeys
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Murder Dollhouses, just like Wednesday Addams used to have
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Thu November 26, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Does The Donald know about this? Trump administration actually does the right thing for the environment and the indigenous people of Alaska, dollars be damned
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Tue November 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Aaaaannnnnnd there goes that stock mar...oh wait, it's going up
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Fri November 20, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Billions of dollars is waiting to flood into bettor's accounts for the 2020 Presidential Election but Trump is keeping these degenerates from losing it all on Southeast Asian Boy's Volleyball 10 minutes later
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Mon November 16, 2020
(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
Think Trump will blow 7.9 Million of his supporters dollars on a pointless recount?
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Fri November 13, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Why is it taking tens of millions of dollars to finish the Snyder Cut of "Justice League?" Well, as this video from Dec. 2019 explains, Snyder's work print was nowhere near a completed film, missing important things like VFX and entire scenes
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Thu November 12, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Robber in Japan drills to vault, steals 6.5 dollars. Like the Shamwow guy said, you know the Ghilly suits are nice stuff
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Tue November 10, 2020
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
This iPhone costs a Brazilian dollars
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Mon November 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In what is quite possibly the only thing more poorly sourced than QAnon itself, a blind item gossip website is reporting that the QAnon account is for sale on the dark web for (evil laugh) 1 MILLLLLLION dollars
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Thu November 05, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
How rich is Apple? Rich enough to pay Twitter one million dollars for a custom emoji logo
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Tue November 03, 2020
(GameInformer)
 
 
 
Activision|Blizzard made $1.2 Blizzillion dollars from microtransactions ... last quarter
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Fri October 30, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Sony picks up Crunchyroll for a billion dollars, wasting money that could have gone towards a fully-functional giant robot instead
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Wed October 28, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
A perfect example of how "amoral" is distinguished it from "immoral": Trump reacts to the NYT story showing how he's dodged repayment of hundreds of millions of dollars of debt: "Doesn't that make me a smart guy rather than a bad guy?"
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
NASA has discovered a metal asteroid that is worth an umpty-bazzeellion-gazillion dollars
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Wed October 14, 2020
(Lite 98.7 Utica)
 
 
 
Upstate New York man finds his walls and floors are lined with cases of whiskey while renovating his home. Does life get any better than that?
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Tue October 13, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you were going to buy citizenship in Cyprus for the low price of €2m but haven't gotten around to it, it's now or never thanks to a few bad apples
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Here's Lindsey Graham panhandling on Fox News
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
You can't put a price on human life, but you CAN put a price on all the OTHER effects of the Pandemic, and according to a new study in JAMA by two Harvard Economists, that price is a staggering 16 TRILLION dollars
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
So what has retired rapper Logic been spending his money on? Pokemon cards
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Mon October 12, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A mobster's kids involved in defrauding of America
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Woman returns from vacation in Mexico with story about the nice Mexicans who borrowed her SUV for a few days, then gave it back to her 97 pounds heavier, along with some money for her drive home
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Sat October 10, 2020
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston should allow outdoor dining year-round, says writer who apparently wasn't there several winters back when there was 11 feet of snow on the sidewalks
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Fri October 09, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
We secretly gave the homeless in your city $7500 each. Let's see what kind of drugs they bought with it... What? They didn't?
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Thu October 08, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1967, Che Guevara was captured by the Bolivian Army, and went on to make millions of dollars for businesses selling pictures of his face on tee-shirts
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Wed October 07, 2020
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Always return the money, because you don't want to find out what happens when drug money goes missing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you invest based on Trump's twitter feed, you should probably reconsider. How about that, Jim Cramer is right for once
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After cancelling multi-million dollars ad buys, the Trump campaign is off the air in Iowa and Ohio. But hey, it's not like either of those are "must wins" for Trump or anything
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
How to retire with 5 million dollars. That's the joke
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Tue October 06, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You may not know this, but the coronavirus is contributing to big oil firms "investing hundreds of billions of dollars to make new plastic" that is trashing the recycling dream. It's like business as usual
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
NRA's Wayne LaPierre under investigation for tax fraud. *BANG* *BANG* My baby shot me down
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Sat October 03, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
What brand comes to your mind when you think of 680,000 dollars worth of counterfeit watches?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Regina police on the lookout for criminal hand after brazen theft of thousands of dollars worth of: A) jewelry, B) electronics, C) Crest white strips?
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Kushner family real estate company was granted $850 million in government-backed loans with "unusually good terms" for some strange reason
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Thu October 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Playboy is going public... public with an "L"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley's main concern about Trump's tax returns is how they got out
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Wed September 30, 2020
(KVIA El Paso)
 
Video
 
New Mexico waitress barely getting by due to Covid gets $1,200 tip from loyal customers... her reaction is caught on video - and it's priceless
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
News: Kelly Clarkson sued by a management company for failing to pay $6 million in commissions on her new show. Lots of luck buddy: based on an alleged "oral contract' with Clarkson. Umm: the company is owned by her soon-to-be-ex father-in-law
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook takes its first step toward Zuckerbot's "privacy-focused" internet. No, seriously, he actually said that with a straight face - those sincerity reveries he had uploaded must be taking effect
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
A Fistful of Dollars/Yojimbo to get gritty reboot as TV series. How much grittier can it get? Game of Thrones type gritty. Gritty
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Joe Biden releases his 2019 tax returns. He made $944,737 and paid $299,346, a 31% rate, or nearly 400x what Trump paid in 2018
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's only chance tonight in the debate is to lure Biden into gaffe-land. If Joe doesn't pee himself, he wins
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Mon September 28, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Can you believe how f*cking stupid the IRS is? Who would give me a refund of 10-f*cking-million dollars?"
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Managing a recreational pot business can be a good job in some states, as long as you remember to get a license, pay your taxes, keep the pot secure, and oh yeah, wait for the state to legalize it
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Sun September 27, 2020
(National Defense Magazine)
 
 
 
They are actually calling this the Skyborg. Your Star Wars dollars at work. Phrasing Cylons phrasing
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
University officials planned for months for the resumption of fall classes amid the pandemic, spending millions of dollars to make their campuses as safe as possible, but forgot one little thing: students like to party
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Have season tickets to the game on Sunday and are lucky enough to get chosen to attend? Not so fast, that will be an extra 400 dollars so we can pay for our extra "safety practices"
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Thu September 24, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz attempts to gas pedal Kelly Loeffler, forgets that specific inside trader has no dick. It's true
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
"I remain a conservative today. And that's why I am casting my vote for Joe Biden"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In todays News from the Swamp: DHS awarded millions of dollars in contracts to firm where Acting DHS Secretary Wolf's wife is an executive
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Honest Trailers has a spot-on take of video streaming services: "Who cares if your company is billions of dollars in debt, when your company name is a verb, the money printer goes brrrrt"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It looks like the Pentagon redirected millions of taxpayer dollars designated for PPE and swabs to jet engine parts and body armor. In all fairness, though, we haven't actually tried strafing runs and ground troops to fight COVID
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Mon September 21, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Okay prove it Hotshot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nikola is dead, long live Nikola
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