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Thu May 10, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Teenage boy seen in retention pond flailing and screaming about having been bitten before going under water. Police search the pond and find the body....of an adult woman. Wait, what?
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Baby born in Chipotle parking lot gets a burrito themed baby shower at the restaurant. No word it they named him Coli
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
NJ state trooper indicted for quoting Carly Rae Jepsen lyrics to women he pulled over
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Wed March 28, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
No, calling 911 and ordering a "pepperoni pizza" is not a secret way of telling the operator you need help
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Tue March 27, 2018
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Jesus needs to eat too - "Jesus is here, he's back to earth. I just broke in and had a pizza. I'm Jesus"
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Wed March 21, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Old woman playing with pebbles on street corner worries bus driver. It's Florida, so no, this is not the title of a Swedish movie about existential angst
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Wed February 14, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man escapes police on foot, then calls 911 on himself because he's stuck in a swamp and it's cold out
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