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Sun January 23, 2022
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after trying to buy a child at Walmart and not knowing jack shiat about haggling
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Thu January 20, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Appeals court rules Georgia sheriff violated constitutional rights of sex offenders by putting "no trick-or-treating" signs in Butts
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Tue January 18, 2022
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
You'd think the high-speed chase would have ended when the criminals stopped to switch out drivers, but no
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Sun January 16, 2022
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
If you're gonna solicit funds for a fake teenage cancer patient, please remember, a) leukemia doesn't result in tumors, and b) the phrase 'akute leukemy' is likely to p.o. actual cancer patients
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Fri January 14, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Deputies arrest Graham burglary suspect after standoff. No word on the condition of the crackers
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Husband gets 25 years for knocking off spouse with Ben & Jerry's Boysenberry Dysentery
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Thu January 13, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man shoots himself in leg in parking lot. If he was standing his ground before, he certainly isn't now
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Mon January 10, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have released a joint statement on Bob Saget. At least, they claim it's a joint statement. It could have just been one person who released it
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Sat January 08, 2022
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
56-year-old man shows up at woman's house demanding his go-kart back. Then it gets weird
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Deputies rescue woman from fiery crash ... and it's all caught on camera in unbelievable video goodness (warning: graphic images and explicit language)
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Thu January 06, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man disguised himself as a woman in armed robberies, police say, although how he was able to carry away his loot in an outfit with no pockets is unclear
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
"My phone just made this alert that I've never heard before and I looked at it and it said 'an unknown device is detected tracking your movement for a while'"
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Wed January 05, 2022
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
After county removes illegal gate, Montana man continues to Cox-block public road crossing his land--with an excavator
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Tue January 04, 2022
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Parents arrested after leaving son home alone over holidays, forcing him to eat frozen food, defend house against dimwitted burglars
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Thu December 30, 2021
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Drivers caught in a landslide in Studio City, CA are asking: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida Man tries to pet tiger at zoo after hours. This is bad news...for the tiger
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Wed December 29, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Although to be fair, there are plenty of House of Commons members that act like babies
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
KKKarma
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Mon December 27, 2021
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Silent Bob hates mall's new chaperone policy
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Let's reminisce how Florida entertained us with its craziest stories over 2021. What will 2022 bring us?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Why does the headline put "trespasser" in quotes?
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Sun December 26, 2021
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
I had a rough night, and I hate the farking Eagles
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Wed December 22, 2021
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Montana man dead after shooting in Butte. Usually that's not a fatal wound site, but ouch
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Tue December 21, 2021
(Counton 2)
 
 
 
Not sure the phrase 'strategically stealing hoverboard from Walmart' has ever appeared in a headline before
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(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
Seriously, what kind of a monster cooks meat in a microwave? That's disgusting... oh, this kind of a monster
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'Deputy Ear Biting Incident' is the name of my Rev. Horton Heat/Insane Clown Posse tribute band
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Sun December 19, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The first rule of the off-duty sheriffs fight club is...
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Sat December 18, 2021
(Patch)
 
 
 
PSA: If shot, instruct your friends to take you to the emergency room, not the grocery store
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cop arrests woman for DUI, says she's on meth. She denies it. He says he'll let her go if she takes a drug test and it comes back clean. She does. It does. He throws it away to keep her in jail. Now he has a year to learn what being in jail is like
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Thu December 16, 2021
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Old and Busted - School Bomb Threats New Hotness - School Threat Tik Tok Challenge
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama man appears to have misunderstood the message of McGruff the Crime Dog
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Wed December 15, 2021
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
I suppose that's ONE way to get your boyfriend to shut up
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(Utah Daily Herald Extra)
 
 
 
The New Leash on Life program pairs county jail inmates with unadoptable dogs, many who have been abused, for training and companionship. So far, 7 of the dogs have been adopted by their former inmate handlers. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police find wanted woman hiding in refrigerator
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Sun December 12, 2021
(KLFY Eyewitness News)
 
 
 
So what does it take to get arrested as a white person in Louisiana these days?
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
A bus leaves Milwaukee for Madison. At the same time, a Florida man is on board. Calculate how many miles the bus traveled before he stabbed another passenger, and be sure to show your work
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Fri December 10, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
KY sheriff 'arrested' by his own deputies for punching girl in the face during basketball game. And by arrest it means he turned himself into his own deputies to avoid being arrested by state troopers days after warrant issued, immediately bonded out
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Man cave becomes man grave
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Thu December 09, 2021
(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
High school booster club treasurer charged with boosting personal standard of living. With 'Would you trust this man with your money?' mugshot goodness
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Rural police chief, in news last year for suggesting protesters deserve to be run over, arrested for deciding his son deserves to be assaulted over his grades
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Wed December 08, 2021
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Normally, golf courses are enormous wastes in real estate, water consumption. That is, until they're used in police chases
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Tue December 07, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Well, that escalated quickly
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
State remains most dangerous place in America for bicyclists, pedestrians, manatees
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Sun December 05, 2021
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tampa teenage trampoline terror
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hello 911. The call is coming from inside the house
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Fri December 03, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The old reverse Bambi
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
There are disagreements over TV, and then there's Florida disagreements over TV
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Wed December 01, 2021
(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Guy struts on front lawn in birthday suit. Nope, it wasn't his birthday. Gross
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Oxford high school shooter charged with 4 counts of murder, 7 counts of assault with intent to murder, and one count of terrorism resulting in death. Charges of excessive expression of freedom pending
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Tue November 30, 2021
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Perhaps we should replace the clock with a stopwatch at this point
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Woman charged for helping her corrections deputy boyfriend smuggle drugs into county jail. Based on her mugshot, it was meth
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Is that you, Deer?
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Sat November 27, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
A huge dagger and a bag of sweaters someone forgot to donate become a survival kit for 68-year-old retired nurse trapped in a deep, rocky, wooded ravine during a blizzard
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Gyms have gotten so crowded, they're doubling up customers on bench presses, treadmills
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Fri November 26, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
New member of church tells pastor he has problems with the church's guidelines about incest, winds up having a seat right over here
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Thu November 25, 2021
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
"We are committed to treating our customers' packages with the utmost care," says FedEx. The hundreds of packages heaped in the woods say otherwise
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Chasing deputies with pitchforks is no way to go through life, Craig
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Wed November 24, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Hit & Run driver: BAM (ouch) BAM (ouch) alright one more BAM (ouch) there that should do it... good as new
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Do you know how brown you were cycling, sir?
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Wack wack wack, pew pew pew
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wait, people still use CB radios?
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Tue November 16, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Judge: Well all it took for you to get over the lasting trauma of infidelity was a ring, so we're just checking
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Sat November 13, 2021
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Sad: 11-year-old kid dies of cancer. Fark: Funeral mass disrupted by a felon running in, pursued by police and arrested at the altar
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Pilot has double lucky day. Survives plane crash landing in Gulf near Cedar Key, right when Tampa Marine Unit was training nearby
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva would like to order a vendido supreme, with extra guacamole and tamales
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Are you in a dangerous situation, need help? There's a sign for that .... pay attention
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Deputies make huge drug bust during a traffic stop but think the bigger crime was the suspects bringing Little Debbie into the mix. "If criminals start messing with Zebra Cakes too, we're gonna take it personal"
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I want a trick or a treat?' Well, do you, punk?"
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Mon November 01, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Tension over pole builds for several months, until man can't take it anymore and shoots his load into his neighbor
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Sat October 30, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cocaine, marijuana, clown mannequin, firearms, live grenade, wait a second
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
There are better ways to make your own Halloween props (yes, I've already purchased my one-way ticket to Hell)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Man facing DUI blames 4-year-old son. Difficulty: NOT Florida
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
√ Loaded firearm, √methamphetamine, √heroin, √counterfeit $100 bills, √passed out behind the wheel of a running automobile
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Mon October 25, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man thinks he has a really big fish on his line, turns out it's actually a discarded gun tied to a brick
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Finding a skeleton in a house this time of year isn't unusual, but finding a real one, of a child, in house where three other kids were living with no adults in sight, well, that makes for a real life house of horrors
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The cat still refuses to get off his lawn
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Flagler Live)
 
 
 
It's like a "Road Warrior" & "Bill & Ted" double-feature when drivers road rage morphs into melee at Circle K
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
These dog thieves don't look that exotic to me
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Tue October 19, 2021
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Well, they could've been loaded
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
He's comin' right for us
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Man and pie arrested
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Old and busted: marijuana edibles in Halloween candy. New hotness: edibles in classroom reward box
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Texas, including the idiot who tried (and failed) to impersonate a judge. BONUS: He was re-arrested on controlled substance charges a week later after a search warrant was executed, and a fake FBI ID was also recovered
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man breaks into home, stands in sleeping girl's doorway for 3 minutes with his hand in his shorts, gets chased away by family dog
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Wed October 13, 2021
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
How to tell you have bad decision making skills: You try to carjack an MMA fighter using a wooden stick, you don't know how to drive the car, you flee police by going the wrong way into oncoming traffic, then think you can outrun a police dog
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Mon October 11, 2021
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
I've seen fire and I've seen rain
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Sat October 09, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Should intoxicated woman be charged with DUI manslaughter after she hits man sitting in middle of dark, rural road at 3:15 AM?
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Thu October 07, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Sheriff says he's just too lazy and stupid to have a job
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(WSB Radio)
 
 
 
Did the Devil make him do it? It's written all over his face
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
Best jail guard ever
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Tue October 05, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Nonagenarian Florida man punches neighbor in the face due to 'get off my lawn' dispute
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Mon October 04, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
A man driving an SUV with 5 children inside stops to help potentially-injured people from a multiple-car crash. His SUV is stolen minutes later by one of the crash victims
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Sun October 03, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Jan 6 Proud Boi is also Oct 3 Proud Boater
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Sat October 02, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
We interrupt our nonstop coverage of the blonde social media influencer for this equal opportunity news item: the body of a missing brown woman has been found. We now return to the hunt for pretty "van life" Instagrammer's fiance, in progress
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Fri October 01, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Missouri man trying to sell catalytic converter online arrested after 'large bag of meth' seen in ad. Show Me state indeed
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Thu September 30, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Authorities have a bone to pick with an accused HOV cheater who used a skeleton as a passenger in a HOV lane. Deputies issued a "bone-afide citation" to the driver
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Wed September 29, 2021
(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
Their jingle is so annoying that you swore you'd never buy insurance from them, but when that emu wakes up in your back seat on the drive to the veterinary hospital you'll wish you had
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Murder suspect shot after multi agency investigation. Well, at least they investigated first
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Tue September 28, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Police tried to take Bam Margera to rehab and he said: "Ok, ok, ok"
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Woman charged with making bomb threats at boyfriend's workplace so she could spend more time with him. And there subby thought romance is dead
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman accused of firebombing a Buddhist temple. On the bright side, she now knows the sound of two hands clapped in handcuffs
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Bad: filing a false police report. Worse: to cover up a theft that you made. Fark: of a parrot
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Sat September 25, 2021
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Any headline that starts with "Man in bondage gear" will generally imply no pants
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