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Thu April 26, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for felony B&E at hospital claims she wasn't trying to steal newborns from neonatal units, just hand-deliver first baby bibles to babies. But crazy eyes don't lie
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(Slate)
 
 
 
As Americans, we are pitied for our snack foods by the wider global community, who use real ingredients and have delicious Cadbury eggs. So here's a guide to how to score yourselves some delicious treats you may not know about
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Wed April 25, 2018
(FStoppers)
 
 
 
'...nude buttocks are perfectly acceptable if "Photoshopped onto a public figure': Facebook updates its community standards guidelines
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(570 News Kitchener)
 
 
 
Tip leads police to half of Grolsch beer stolen from near Montreal. Other half was delicious
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Mon April 23, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers announced today that their day three draft picks will be delivered by a parrot
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Peter, the new star of "Deadpool 2", has a Twitter account and it's delightful
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
AP issues new guidelines for reporting on polls, including "poll results must never be the single subject of any story" and "don't report on low quality polls" and "stop horse-race reporting"
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Sun April 15, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Secret camera captures random people on the street playing hopscotch, and it's delightful
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Thu April 12, 2018
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Rampage verdict: delivers everything you could possibly want from a film about a giant gorilla, an enormous wolf and a massive crocodile teaming up to destroy a city
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Mon April 09, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The trailer for 'Solo' drops out of hyperspace to deliver the goods while under heavy fire
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Sat April 07, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's line that the US Postal Service is losing $1.47 per delivered Amazon package is courtesy of Citigroup failing math and UPS wanting to raise their prices
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Fox's pro-gun student protest attracts tens of people. More people laughing on the sidelines at these morons
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump: "The Post Office needs to start charging for deliveries"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (4/4): Frank Miller returns to write his Goldust prequel, Xerxes. Plus new Judge Dredd, Joker vs. Joker, delivering information in the broken-internet age, and Batman vs. Deathstroke over the paternity of Damien. Loser gets to keep him
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Tue April 03, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Trump cheer on Balto as he rushes to deliver life saving medicine to Nome, Alaska? Will he offend residents of the Balkans? This is YOUR joint press conference with heads of the Baltic States (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1335 EDT)
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Pew Research has published its guidelines for which birthyears define which Generation. Surely this will end the mis-generalizations and finally solve the debate once and for all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump campaign spent $150,000 on Amazon. Must've been all those delivery fees
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Doooooooooooit Nancy Pelosi, deliver Republicans their worst nightmare by stepping down to assume a purely fundraising role ....for it will lead to an electoral bloodbath
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Fri March 30, 2018
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Uber Eats driver says he shot teen who tried to rob him in IHOP parking lot. Dude, Uber Eats will deliver IHOP? Sweet
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Jersey City police officers allegedly drag Domino's manager in fight over pizza delivery in the most Jersey story you'll read today
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bizarro Trump knocks Amazon for exploiting the US Postal Service by making it deliver packages for a fee
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
When your brother-in-law entrusts you with signing for his $461,000 Ferrari when it's delivered, don't take it for a test drive before he comes home
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Some Box)
 
 
 
Photoshop this delivery
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Teens attempt to steal pizza delivery car, can't operate stick shift
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Owl delivering wedding rings to the groom attacks one of the best men. 10 points off for Gryffindor
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Mon March 26, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Remember this isn't the movies, service doesn't equal citizenship, so don't do anything that might get you deported like deliver a laptop case full of cocaine to an undercover cop
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Sat March 24, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Today is National Cheesesteak Day ...and what better way to celebrate it than with the 20 best from Jersey (where better cheesesteaks come from) while those two Philly guys beat themselves over the head in their ongoing feud
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Listeria outbreak in hospital cafeteria. That's convenient
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New guidelines say doctors should ask men who struggle to get an erection if they are gay. NTTAWWT
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Democrats consider attacking themselves in primaries, because apparently they've decided it's better to lose elections, sit on the sidelines, and watch the country die
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Venezuela's economy is in such disarray, their deli scales can't hold the number of digits required to sell meat
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Here are the most terrifying St. Patrick's Day foods you can eat this weekend. Makes the Shamrock Shake look delicious
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(Taste)
 
 
 
Tiny "pea crabs" inside East Coast oysters are real crabs, can be eaten whole, and are delicious when stirred in butter or flash-fried in peanut oil. Or would be delicious, if restaurants didn't foolishly toss them when shucking the oysters
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Thu March 15, 2018
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Man investigating Missouri governor's infidelity being investigated for bigamy
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Woman attacks boyfriend with samurai sword after suspecting him of infidelity due to his a) habit of staying out too late, b) having too many lunches with his work wife, c) video game training regimen
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Wed March 14, 2018
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Trump hits peak Fark meme by tweeting that he is honored to have delivered a message at the Marine Core Station Marimar
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Tue March 13, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
PReSiDeNt cHaOs is set to deliver remarks in California on the day he fires his Secretary of State. Will he horribly pimp his Wall? Will he attack Sanctuary cities? Does the Pope poop in the woods? (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 5pm EDT)
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Sat March 10, 2018
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Mail in Ireland gets delivered without an address. Take that, USPS
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Meet the "Gucci Guru" cult leader who believes she is a multi-dimensional Arcturian alien and that death is delicious ... and then it gets REALLY weird
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
The saga of scrapple -- how it got to America, The Great Scrapple Correspondence of 1872, and how this delicious mystery meat continues to befuddle everyone who encounters it
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Tue March 06, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Trump demand tariffs on delicious meatballs? Will he ban ABBA from entering the US? Who the hell would even watch this? This is YOUR joint press conference with the Swedish Prime Minister (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1530)
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Sun March 04, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Will Jimmy Kimmel deliver hilarious anti-Trump barbs and make the opening monologue worth watching? Will Get Out nab a few statues? Will Warren Beatty have a sense of humor and say La La Land won again? The 90th Annual Academy Awards, 8pm ET on ABC
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Milk delivery man caught on camera peeing in barn and . . . wait. There are still milk delivery men?
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
DiGiornio's trolling Papa John's after they lost their NFL contract, and it is delicious
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Tue February 27, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cambridge Analytica Spokesman before UK's parliament: Remember when we claimed we worked on Brexit and used pyschographic modeling to influence Trump voters? Yeah, now that you know that's exactly what Russia was doing, we're now claiming we didn't
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Don't let the absurd ploy to arm teachers distract you....The deliberately outrageous idea of arming classroom teachers is nothing more than a distraction, a ploy by the gun lobby to buy time for passions to cool"
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Lobster is one of the most common last-meal requests among death row prisoners. Strange, considering the old story about how jailers fed lobster to prisoners as punishment. So how did lobster go from prison trash food to delicacy?
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(Today)
 
 
 
New guidelines recommend that all teenagers be screened for being teenagers
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Sun February 25, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sen. Feinstein (D-id someone get told?) fails to garner the (D) party endorsement for re-election. "Democrats deserve a progressive senator who fights on the front lines, who doesn't equivocate on the sidelines"
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Thu February 22, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
The Mailman delivering again- this time a funny prank on Anthony Davis
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Sane Democrats take delirious House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi to task for calling tax bonuses "crumbs"
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Mon February 19, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Claiming its new delivery partner laid an egg, KFC closes outlets across the UK. Customers last seen crossing the road to the competition
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After failing to satisfy, the head of the maker of Durex condoms promises things will firm up and deliver this year
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese whale skull fossil identified as world's earliest example of Eden's whale, a species related to and much less delicious than the minke whale
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bine? Weer? Wildly unique, sometimes odd, usually delicious new type of bottled alcohol caters to drinkers who can't decide
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Thu February 15, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
USPS to issue Mister Rogers stamp. It's for any mail just being delivered in the neighborhood
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Wed February 14, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After a week of deep deliberation, Donald Trump bravely takes a brave stance against spousal abuse, bravely stating, "I am totally opposed to domestic violence." Brave
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Mon February 12, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Samoas or Caramel deLites? Tagalongs or Peanut Butter Patties? This helpful map explains it all
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Sat February 10, 2018
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Soon at this historic Denver mansion you'll be able to enjoy cannabis-infused massages, ganja yoga...and other utopian delights. Soon
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Reg E. Cathey, famous for roles on shows like "The Wire" and making delicious ribs on "House of Cards", passes away at 59
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Fri February 09, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, caterpillar fungus soup sounds delicious, but in Vegas it'll set you back $688 a bowl
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Happy National Pizza Day. Here are the best deals nationwide to celebrate the greatest of all foods known to mankind. And nothing beats a delicious cheese pizza
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Two Oklahoma postal workers plead guilty to stealing packages filled with pot. Finally, an explanation for the slow mail delivery in Tulsa
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Wed February 07, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New York lawmakers to Tide: Well, maybe if you didn't make your Tide Pods look so damn delicious, maybe kids wouldn't try and eat them
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Tue February 06, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who better to deliver 30 million meals to hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico than a contractor with a single employee?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My son and his wife are having our first grandchild. I was told her mother, not me, was welcome in the delivery room. My son doesn't value me; I tried reasoning with her parents. How can I get them to reverse their cruel decision?"
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
How much it costs to deliver a baby in every state. Cost of changing your name to Rambo Balboa and growing a beard? $0
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The most expensive Super Bowl commercials ever made include the one with Eminem, the one with Britney Spears, and the one depicting a community doing whatever it takes to guarantee a Budweiser delivery truck makes it to their town
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Thu February 01, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"His fidelity to fact was consistent with most of his previous statements." James Fallows annotates and discusses the State of the Union address
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swiss university launches country's first ever degree in yodeling. It's the one time where parents actually wish their children had decided to study philosophy
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Wed January 31, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apple reveals it is now th subject of several government inquiries about its practice of deliberately slowing older phones then says with a straight face "we have never done anything to intentionally shorten the life of any Apple product"
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Dad delivers baby in minivan. Also may not have thought his choice of t-shirt through
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Mon January 29, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
The cheese does not stand alone. It's teeming with microbial colonies. Delicious microbial colonies
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
I haven't a clue as to what a tacro is. Oh it's a taco made with a delicious buttery croissant taco shell. Here, take my buttered-up pastry money
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Delivery man dropping off Whataburger confronted by sign reading "Do not ring doorbell. Shhhh Sleeping Baby Baby will wake & we'll get annoyed. Sh*t will get real"
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Thu January 25, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Ford to upgrade acronym to 'Found On Roadside, Delirious'
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 664: "Delineation". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Fri January 19, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
I'm not sure that AP guidelines cover having ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ in an actual headline, CNN, much less in coverage of a government shutdown
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You know your children are not a delicate morons. So why does their school insist on treating them like one when it comes to playground rules?
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (1/17): White Supremacist Dystopia comic #472, James Bond medical history, Nick Wilson former superhero, and the Ice Cream Man delivers a variety of individual stories like some kind of roaming delivery person
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Driver of a company that contracts for Amazon is robbed of his delivery van and 62 parcels so of course he is responsible for damages to the van and the stolen items
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
As Amazon ingests Whole Foods and consumers get more comfortable with shopping for groceries online, Kroger considers buying up wholesaler Boxed and will even pay the delivery fee
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Harold and Kumar log onto Grubhub to order White Castle. I wonder if Niel Patrick Harris will be the delivery guy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman has new take on spraying acid in someone's face, in that she did it to herself and then tried to blame a non-existent black woman
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Trump crows about successful delivery of the F-52 fighter, Tiberium Dawn, Landshark Gun, Manapult, Defiant, Tantive, and Le Fusil Terribles to Norway, promises weapon sales are critical to defeating imminent Zerg rush
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Some Serious Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this serious deliberation
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Can't resist the temptation of those delicious looking Tide pods? Try this recipe for an edible version
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hunter risks his life to rescue terrified deer trapped on frozen lake. Later tells reporters that it was delicious. (with video)
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Belichick says he has 'good relationship' with Alex Guerrero. He banned him from sideline, team plane, and treating other players out of love, respect, and support
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Mon January 08, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Man arrested in DC trying to pick up 9.4 pounds of marijuana delivered to wrong address
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Researchers use a 3d nano printer to find out why a Peacock spider's butt looks like day old meat at the local deli counter
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Tue January 02, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Delicious venison, you can either spend lots of money for it in expensive resturants or get it for free at the local food pantry. Here's why
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump fires entire Presidential Advisory Council on HIV/AIDS ... via letter delivered by FedEx
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Thu December 28, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Woman says 50 packages stolen from her doorstep. I dunno. Maybe after the first couple dozen, have them delivered to a UPS Store or sumpthin'?
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(Time)
 
 
 
An enterprising Southern California couple beats Amazon to the drone delivery marketplace
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