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Fri April 20, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
The Toronto Transit Commission has issued a warning against accordion players playing the song Despacito. Despacito. Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito Deja que te diga ... DAMMIT. BAN THEM NOW
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
It was an historic day for Ruth Bader Ginsburg as she got to issue her first maj--no, no, it's AN HISTORIC, not "a historic." Who taught you English, wolves? Seriously, check the vowel structure of historic and--dammit, I lost track of her milestone
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
John Cena and Nikki Bella break up. It's real to them, dammit
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Make America Grodd Again
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Sat March 24, 2018
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
In Sanskrit the word Uma means "tranquillity" and "splendour". In Hebrew and Aramaic its meaning is "nation". To the Tiv people of Cameroon and Nigeria, it means "life". And to the American Midwest it means "another goshdarned blizzard, dammit"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Patriots owner sends team plane to carry Parkland students to DC March for our Lives. Dammit, Kraft, Subby's allergic to onions
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Fri March 16, 2018
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo's CEO is getting a 36% raise after the bank's nightmare year because this is the new gilded age, dammit
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Tue March 06, 2018
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Filming of Jennifer Lawrence nude scenes in Red Sp-- Dammit, where is everyone?
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Sat March 03, 2018
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Um...to use the Force and...um... rescue Han while... dammit, it makes no sense there goes the childhood
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
A team you don't care about upset another team you don't care about, but WATER FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Dammit, Joe, don't jinx them
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Wed February 07, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Dammit to hell, that Roper kid from next door keeps trespassing on my property and riding my pony at night. Oops, did I say kid? I meant Roper the corgi dog
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Mon February 05, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fear not, America - the FBI will be looking into the Trump situation with the same urgency and competence they brought to the Nassar investigDAMMITSOMUCH
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Longmont Times-Call)
 
 
 
And to the Republic for which it stands ..... stands ...... STANDS ..... I said STAND dammit
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The plot McThickens
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Thu January 11, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Residents of Black Tickle want you to know two things. First, don't make the island crossing on foot as the ice is not safe to cross. And second, we're an island dammit not a sex aid
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Earthquake north of Honduras could result in tsunami hitting Puerto Rico and US Virgin Islands as soon as 12:30am Eastern Time. Goddammitsomuch! UPDATE: tsunami alert cancelled
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Sun December 31, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ranking all the dead characters on Game of Thrones HODOR DAMMIT HODOR
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