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Sun April 22, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney fails to secure Senate nomination, finished 2nd, will face primary in June. Mitt Romney. In Utah
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Massive Attack celebrate 20th anniversary of Mezanine by releasing it on pretty obscure format
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Nigel Farage secured German passports for his family a month after the Brexit vote, ensuring they won't lose the right to travel and work in Europe. Brexit for thee, but not for me
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In the biggest breakthrough since the cure for Polio, someone trained a dog to sniff out cheeseburgers
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Google's AR microscope could detect cancer. Google "still no cure for cancer"
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
Company thinks it can cure smartphone addiction
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pro tip: An important rule in any robbery is to always know where you'll put the money - and this is critical - PRIOR to making your getaway. A good choice is to bring along a bag or other secure container - especially if it happens to be a windy day
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
$3 million Bitcoin heist by "rogue employee" reported in India. Somebody at the Secure Bitcoin Traders Pvt. has got some 'splainin' to do
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(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Researchers say older U.S. emergency alert systems may not be secure. Hawaii residents: "Tell us about it"
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
It isn't Friday, but The Cure is in love again
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Genetics research fails most of the world's population. Still no cure for cancer
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Wed March 28, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN the Street Profits cash in on the Authors of Pain? DO Strong & Dunne have a cure for SAnitY? IS William Regal bringing back the European Championship? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on WWE Network. Duke sucks
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(Outright Geekery)
 
 
 
New Comics (3/28): DC concludes batshiat crazy Metal, Daredevil confronts Mayor Wilson Fisk, the 90s pipe up again with Power Rangers and a new Shadowman comic, and Big Pharma tries to murder a young girl to suppress the cure for asthma. Gasp
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum admits he "misspoke" when he suggested that students knowing CPR would be at all useful in a mass shooting situation, but says controversy over his remarks obscured his larger point which was..uh...anti-bullying efforts? Will fix this?
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Mon March 26, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tiffany Haddish to Reporter: I drink Turpentine every day because it cures everything. Reporter: Uhh Actually it's poisonous. Haddish: Nah it's medicine. Reporter: Look here is an NIH report on its toxicity. Haddish: LOL the GOVERNMENT wrote that
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We're about to see if affluenza can be cured
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
Always secure your cargo before taking off. Especially if your cargo is $350+ million worth of gems and gold
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Sun March 11, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Gay conversion therapist tried to cure his patients by having gay sex with them
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
Not only is the F-35 behind schedule, over budget, unable to meet performance requirements, and the most expensive military procurement program of all time, but it's taken so long that now it needs tens of billions more dollars for modernization
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Thu March 08, 2018
(The Register)
 
 
 
IBM's on-the-fly encryption method, dubbed "homomorphic encryption", is 75% faster than previous methods, which should make cloud databases faster while staying secure - hey, stop laughing
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Wed March 07, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists developed a material for the new type of liquid crystal displays, meaning prettier TV, phone, and monitor colors. Still no cure for cancer
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Mon March 05, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The DCCC is doing everything it can to secure defeat from the jaws of Democratic victory
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Sat March 03, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How hard is it to buy a gun? NY Times compares 15 countries. Steps include firearms classes, personal references, permits, secure storage, mental background checks. Then there's "mass shooting" America and "civil war" Yemen
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Fri March 02, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Somebody who used to be alive was auctioning detailed internal documents from the Russian troll farm. Is not needed to secure secrets when has Polonium
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
What obscure comic book characters would you like to see get their own movie?
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Wed February 28, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lounge chairs are everywhere. They're everywhere, and my HUD procures them. Lounge chairs are everywhere. They're everywhere, and my HUD procures them for me. Only for me
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
For some reason Paul Manafort can't use a property for bail that is used to secure another property he's using for bail. Picky stuff like that
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Toddler born with same disease that afflicts Drew
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe blasts climate change deniers, urges efforts to speed up finding cures for cancer, spins several donuts in '78 Firebird Trans am when leaving
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Today)
 
 
 
For all our Fark epicures, we have new Golden Girls Hot Sauces, including Bea Spicy and Hot Slut. So hot, you're guaranteed not to Blanche
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Telegram, a Russian-created "secure" messaging app that is the go-to hang out for cryptocurrency weenies, has decided it wants "in" on the scam and is trying to raise $2 billion from sucker-err investors with its own "initial coin offering"
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
House of Representatives to people with disabilities: You figure it out
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A YouTuber who claimed being vegan cured her cancer has died from cancer
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
"We now have the obscure but time-honored sport of competitive parental Winter Olympics 2018 signs. Please be advised that all one needs to qualify is maternal or paternal pride and access to basic arts and crafts"
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Mom accused of feeding child hydrochloric acid, chlorine in attempt to cure autism, says a Tide pod chaser will neutralize everything
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Mon February 12, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
USAF now wants early retirement of the B-1 Lancer and B-2 $pirit, so they can fund the B-21 RoboRaider which is supposed to have lower acquisition and flying costs. Given the Pentagon's recent procurement woes - yeah, right
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Fri February 09, 2018
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Chrome will mark all sites not dedicated as "HTTPS" as unsecure beginning this July
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
A Romanian university has published the results of a study that reveals half-day old snow is safe to eat. Still no cure for cancer
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not News: Republicans are going to build a wall. News: Republicans on the intelligence Committee, that is. Fark: To separate their staffers from Democratic staffers in the committees' secure spaces. Yes, it was Nunes' idea, why do you ask?
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
That Japanese study about eating McDonald's fries as a cure for baldness? Yeah, about that
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
"Yes, this is totally obscure and completely arbitrary in any sort of long term way, but local records suggest that this may be the longest such streak"
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Not nearly as dramatic when the headline is corrected to "Mum finds bizarre way to cure daughter's cough with a potato on FACEBOOK"
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Mon February 05, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
The cure for baldness has been found in McDonald's french fries
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Audiences took another bungle in the jungle as Jumanji II is #1 with $11 million, The Maze Runner: Death Cure #2 with $10 million. Winchester misfires at #3 with $8.6 million, The Post stuck at #6 with $5 million, The Shape of Water floundering at #9
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Stanford University)
 
 
 
What's after cancer? Still no cure for that
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Today's 'Musician your parents loved who's doing a farewell tour' is: (spins wheel) Paul Simon
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts with Slate: Katy Perry getting a Bitcoin manicure may foretell the collapse of crypto currencies
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The last of the major teen book franchises, Maze Runner: Death Cure is #1 with $23 million, knocking Jumanji II to #2 with $15.8 million. The Shape of Water treads at #8 with $5.7 million, the terrifying Paddington 2 dropping to #9 with $5.5 million
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(Metro)
 
 
 
No, forcing your autistic child to drink bleach will not "cure" him. Also, what in the ever loving holy hells is wrong with people?
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Some Royal Society)
 
 
 
300 years ago, scientist Robert Boyle wrote up a wish-list of things he hoped science would one day create. And we got pretty much all of them except whatever the heck "The Liquid Alkaest and Other dissolving Menstruums" means
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Teenager almost killed by ham and cheese. Fortunately it was cured
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Eric Trump's filed taxes reveal the noble cause his charity golf tournaments' money goes to: Donald Trump's private businesses. Still no cure for cancer
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Thu January 11, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Company unveils 'smart underwear' that can track heart rate, temperature, pressure, motion, body fat, and hydration levels. Still no cure for skid marks
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
DOJ announces indictment against author of FruitFly malware, which spied on people through the webcams and microphones on their oh-so-secure Macs for over 13 years
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Co-developer of anonymous leak web tool SecureDrop has taken his own life at 36. Probably by falling down an elevator shaft onto several bullets in the back of his head
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Tue January 09, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Step inside the orgasm lab where scientists (and fapping test subjects) are hard at work finding cures for insomnia, depression and the common cold (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon January 08, 2018
(The Street)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. Pfizer is going to stop researching cures for neurological conditions so that they can become a bank
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The False Promises of Worker Retraining: Despite assurances from policymakers that retraining is the key to success, such programs have consistently failed to equip workers with the preparation they need to secure jobs
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Tue January 02, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
One of the first writers to envision the need for secure telephone communications was Mark Twain, just two years after Alexander Graham Bell's patent
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyer -- well, one of them -- is the only man in history to secure a preemptive presidential pardon for a man who didn't work with the president
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Experts discuss why it's so hard to cure your hangover, drunkie
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dylan prepares to bring Britain to its knees with heavy snow, giant hailstones, 70mph gales, obscure references
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Mon December 25, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Christmas Day has two Pennsylvania teams in action. Can the Steelers help their first-round bye hopes by tormenting the Texans? Can the Eagles secure the number one seed by ravishing the Raiders? Kickoff is at 4:30 and 8:30 ET on NBC and ESPN
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Sun December 24, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
100-year-old barmaid reveals her secret to long life, and yes, it includes alcohol
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