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Thu November 25, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Experts fear the Waukesha car attack is just the beginning
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Chasing deputies with pitchforks is no way to go through life, Craig
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Sat November 20, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tech Billionaire gives Wilt Chamberlain a run for his money
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Thu November 18, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
All they found of her was a muddy set of clothes, a bar of soap, and a pair of bra stays damn near worn down to the nubs
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
[aintnothingonnahappen.gif]
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Sat November 13, 2021
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
What the ever-farking hell is wrong with these people?
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Fri November 12, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
School board member tries to file criminal complaint over LGBTQ book that is suitable for teenagers
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Wed November 10, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Medical doctor climbing Denali texts fake report of hypothermic climbers to park rangers so he can get his worthless ass airlifted off mountain
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
70-year-old woman was hanging off a freeway overpass while drinking tequila and holding a fake gun made from foil and duct tape. I'm not even mad, I'm impressed
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Fri November 05, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two Iowa high school students murdered their Spanish teacher in a sick and twisted plot
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When can we finally just change it to Grand Old Pedophiles?
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Not yet, Andy. But, it's coming
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
MLB isn't farking around when they say "Express Written Consent"
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Mon October 25, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Customer gets all extra-crispy at the KFC drive-thru
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The Cop who killed the uncle of the girl who filmed George Floyd's murder has been charged with manslaughter. No, it wasn't "payback" so much as a dumbass cop who thought a 100 MPH chase through a residential neighborhood was a good idea
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(New Castle News)
 
 
 
If you're a teenager driving a horse and buggy down the street at 1:30 a.m., here's at least one or two things you shouldn't do
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
News: Man faces $9.9 million in fines for racist and anti-Semitic robocalls. FARK: The FCC actually reduced the amount by $3 million when he complained about "the politically motivated gross overreach of FCC authority"
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Thu October 21, 2021
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
PA man decides to pull a Headless Horseman over parking spot
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida election officials of both parties to the governor and lawmakers: Your actions and public statements are undermining democracy and putting the very concept of free and fair elections at risk. Gov and Legislature: DUH
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Tue October 19, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Clock enthusiast Flavor Flav surprises with new kind of battery
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Mon October 18, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hey, at least he wore protection
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Sat October 16, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Cool Mom" shows teens how fun it is to binge drink until you throw up
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Cool: judge gives Capitol seditionists longer terms than were asked for. Facepalm: it still totals only 45 days
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Thu October 14, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
US Army: "This We'll Not Defend"
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Sun October 10, 2021
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
DOJ arrests a traitor and his traitor wife attempting to sell American nuclear secrets to Russia
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Alaska Public Media)
 
 
 
Do you realize what a senator's phone does with an incoming phone number?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Sir this a GetGo gas station, you can't just pull in here and let go
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Wed October 06, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Deaf man arrested for alleged sign language death threat
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Fri October 01, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In a legal first, Iowa man pleads guilty to Chicken McNuggets dipping sauce rage
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Wed September 29, 2021
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Fawn Fire suspect accused of boiling water with bear urine, which will no doubt soon show up on the food tab as a Life Hack from Claire
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Sat September 25, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? *heart-broken headdesk*
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Thu September 23, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tough-on-crime Republican DA charged with rape, indecent assault, assault, strangulation, and criminal trespass. Good job, voters in Somerset County, PA
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man claiming to be great grandson of Stooge's Moe decides that he oughta fake emails to sue Hollywood producers for sexual abuse. Soitenly, he'll now be charged with perjury. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk
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Wed September 22, 2021
(MPR News)
 
 
 
After exhaustive investigation, police find the criminal mastermind who "hid" a car full of bodies in a cornfield. It helped that the suspect left his driver's license behind
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Mon September 20, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The "any person" mentioned in 18 USC 610 of the federal code does not exclude Trump, who did "intimidate, threaten, command, or coerce" federal employees, mostly his own appointees, into political activity in support of his re-election campaign"
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Sat September 18, 2021
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
No contact with potential witnesses in January 6th investigations, even if they're trolling you on Twitter, insurrectionist
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Thu September 16, 2021
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
There's aggressive driving. And then there's trying to run down six state troopers walking into a cathedral aggressive driving
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Tue September 07, 2021
(WVNS TV)
 
 
 
WV mayor arrested for burglary, assault, wetting someone else's bed
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Your Honor, I know it has been said that "a man who represents himself has a fool for a client", but I charged into the United States Capitol wearing a giant fake red beard thinking it would conceal my identity, so, I submit to you, I AM that fool
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Thu September 02, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Shaman update: Another day another traitor gets slapped on the wrist for sedition
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Minnesota Reformer)
 
 
 
Man shoots at cops. You won't believe what happens next. No, you really won't
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Tue August 31, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Man brings table leg to machete fight, emerges victorious, arrested
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Sun August 29, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
MAGA stop the steal zealot found to be guilty of local election fraud
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Fri August 27, 2021
(WOWK Charleston)
 
 
 
West Virginia's crack airborne marijuana investigators/Airwolf cosplayers bust lone hippy with 16 plants in his garden
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Tue August 24, 2021
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Gangmember with $200,000 warrant in police chase change-ups to ambush pursuing officer, attempts same stunt on SWAT team 24 hours later shortlists him for 2021 Eff Around n' Find Out Champ
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Mon August 23, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Iowan, 19, arrested for having a pot belly
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Sun August 22, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Fox News blames Afghanistan on Jill Biden
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Pictures of naked utes
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
"In her FBI interview, Baez said she traveled to Washington D.C. to look at medical schools in the area." Okay, now just for fun, imagine this sack of batshiat crazy as your pediatrician
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
R. Kelly's entourage could land him in prison. E and Johnny Drama always did have lean and hungry looks about them
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Fri August 13, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Woman accidentally injures man while using a laser to play with her pussy
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Thu August 12, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Found the child-killing cabal your crazy aunt is always ranting about on Facebook
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Wed August 11, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Protip: Once you've purchased your heroin, drive home with your four kids, make sure everyone's in the house, THEN pass out
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Tue August 10, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
D.C man shows off illegal fully automatic 9mm pistol on Instagram livestream; minutes later D.C. metro cops stream to his location
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Sat August 07, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If only he took the training he signed into law, perhaps this all could have been avoided
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Fri August 06, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Criminal complaint filed against New York Governor Andrew Cuomo
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Mon August 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canadian trucker caught smuggling over a ton of pot into the US gets . . . wait, that can't be right
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Once again, if the best day of your life includes participating in the riots at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6th best keep that to yourself
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