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Fri October 19, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Another indictment in the Mueller probe announced. Before you start rubbing one out, it was just some Russian lady, not Roger Stone. Not that you could tell the difference these days, but I digress
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(WSB Radio)
 
 
 
FBI reveals $5mil fraud at Sotheby's auction, surprisingly not involving Banksy or shredded art
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A man was charged with harboring illegal migrants. Part of his defense is on religious liberty grounds. The case complicates two of Attorney General Jeff Sessions' top priorities: cracking down on illegal immigration and defending religious liberty
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Fri October 12, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
If plan to set off late-night explosions to piss off the neighbors, you should probably do a better job of hiding your bombs, methamphetamine, bomb-making chemicals, firearms, and child porn
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Thu October 11, 2018
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Father of the Year candidate charged with giving his 12-year-old son opioids, whippets, and tobacco. Wait, one of those things is not like the others
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Wed October 10, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Meanwhile, (the) 13-year-old daughter had a pack of cigarettes in her bra, police said" is the least disturbing part of this story
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Tue October 09, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Let's see what Katt Williams is up t... Oh, my
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Fri October 05, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
NYAG: Yeah, Trump is a crook and the Trump Foundation was a personal slush fund. Here's why
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Tue October 02, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man accused of stealing almost a half a million dollars, spending it on strippers and hockey tickets. What's his Fark handle? With "Yeah, I did" mug shot
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Mon October 01, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cristiano Ronaldo: "Sorry I raped you. I'm usually a gentleman. We're cool now, right?"
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Sun September 30, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"I'm not going to blow the money" said winner of $19 million lottery in 1998. Let's see where he is today. Federal prison? For bank robbery? You don't say
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Tue September 25, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
You're a doctor in West Virginia. Do you a) specialize in family practice and help low-income patients, b) work as an orthopedist and help football injuries heal, or c) write 130+ prescriptions a day for opioids over a period of 8 years
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Mon September 24, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Do you work in Washington? Have you said "Ukraine" in the past decade? If you answered yes to both, you're going to prison
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Thu September 13, 2018
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Remember the 30-year-old whose parents had to evict him? He's going before the Supreme Court to try and get his child support payments reduced. Apparently you don't get a job if you don't look for one
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Fri August 31, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
College to students: Go kill yourself somewhere else
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sexual assaults on planes generally occur after the cabin lights have dimmed, and are usually perpetrated against passengers in middle or window seats. So expect airlines to start charging more for aisle seating
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Wed August 29, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump Org employee tried to get immunity but Mueller wasn't having it. Any guesses who it was?
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
They're not sending their best. Well, not this guy, anyway
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Tue August 28, 2018
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Deputy tells judge he pulled over car because middle finger directed at him was call for help
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
No one in the Trump administration understands cybersecurity
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Fri August 24, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man quits HVAC repair company after first day on the job that involved sex toys, cocaine and porn. It's a shame, the world could use more people who know how to repair HVAC systems using sex toys, cocaine and porn (NSFW)
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Thu August 23, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Manhattan DA considering pursuing criminal charges against the Trump Organization. Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
OK: Putting your hand on woman's breast while conducting breast exam. Not OK: Putting your mouth on woman's breast while conducting breast exam. Jailarity ensues
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Mon August 20, 2018
(News24)
 
 
 
South Africa begins seizing farms after owners refuse generous offers of 10% of their value
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge issues order to keep Grand Theft Auto players from cheating
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Wed August 15, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Allison Mack begs for leniency of being a sex trafficker for the NXIVM sex cult and her involvement in Smallville
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Sat August 11, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
2wenty 2wo year old rapper Takashi 6ix9ine could face up to 3hree years in prison for violating plea deal by getting re-arrested 2wice, joining gang
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Fri August 10, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Goldman-Sachs executive was shocked to discover the company's lack of ethical standards
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Tue August 07, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
BBC looking for a Microsoft subpoena over the leaked Doctor Who footage
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Wed July 25, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Judge: Pfft, you're not going anywhere, lady. I set bail at $100 million. Huh? Yeah - uhhh, I guess cash is fine
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Sun July 22, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
So how has the NRA responded to Maria Butina's arrest and revelations of her involvement with the organization? (turns dial *static* turns dial *static* turns dial *static*)
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Northern Minnesota man, aka DoubleChinRooster, on trial in pipe bomb case. User name checks out
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Tue July 17, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
When awakened by demons, reach for your bible, and when that proves to be insufficient as an improvised bludgeon there's always pipes and frying pans as options
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Sun July 15, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Repeated sexual misconduct on the job? That's a...promotin'
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The TSA is free to molest you and there's nothing you can do about it
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
You would think that being under investigation for producing ISIS propaganda would be a pretty good reason for denying a handgun permit
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Sat July 07, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain left the bulk of his estate to his daughter
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Manafort's lawyers move for change of venue away from DC, suggest Moscow
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Before giving police a fake name, make sure you don't have your real name tattooed on your neck
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Tue July 03, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
United States government going after Lance Armstrong's former business manager for at least 1.2 million, possibly 1.65 million dollars. That takes a lotta ball
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