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Thu June 23, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Supreme Court does one good thing today, sides with Georgia prisoner seeking execution by firing squad instead of lethal injection which would not work on him
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(Time)
 
 
 
A tally of insurrectionist arrests, trials, sentences (jail and non-jail) so far. Most of them haven't come to trial yet, the biggies are yet to come, and this is gonna go on for a long time
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
When bear hunting, do it in season, have a license, don't use artificial lights, and don't bait the bear with donuts. Tag is for the "hunter," bees, maggots, and more. Lots more
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Tue June 21, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
"Voicemail phishing emails steal Microsoft credentials" is yet another in a long line of 'most microsoft evar' headlines
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
It could be antifa... it could be me. No, it's you
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Why were you driving 144mph on your motorcycle sir? Because it's 95 degrees out here
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
That doesn't sound like Worlds of Fun
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Tue June 14, 2022
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
The family that exorcises together, stays in jail together
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Wed June 08, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The largest caravan ever assembled is set to arrive at America's southern border on July 15, 2022
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Stupid Florida siblings, male(18) and female(23), lure a man to a robbery using dating app. Their plan fails because of two errors. 1) The planned meet up spot is in front of their home. 2) They bring a knife to a gunfight
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Police investigate Pagans Outlaw Motorcycle Gang, find weapons of mass destruction in gang member's home. Saddam Hussein unavailable for comment
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Tue June 07, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tots and slayers
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Even drug dealers switched to virtual classes during COVID, still failed CRCK 101
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(KFYR Bismarck)
 
 
 
Massage parlor sunk after anonymous tip
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Montana state GOP legislative candidate falsifies signature on his ballot to "test the system." He's definitely testing whether the system will convict him of the ensuing felony
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Sun June 05, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sold hundreds of illegal machine guns? Oh you're A COP? Carry on then
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
When Caddy shack meets Grumpy old man
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Well, it's not like it was a six-figure fraud
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Moron learns what happens when you self project and call your ex a moron while texting her about his participation in an insurrection
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Online aptonym lives down to its name
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Wed May 25, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
When Twitter mishandles the information and violates the privacy of millions, it gets off with a fine. But when I'm caught spying on my neighbors
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Sun May 22, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doctor makes poor choice in treatment of ex-husband -- twice
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Half Scoop killed a bear baited with pastries. Apparently pic-a-nic baskets were out of stock
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out Hank Scorpio was intimately involved in the Trump plot to overturn the 2020 election. The Oracle is never wrong
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Army Times)
 
 
 
United States Army Officer promotion ceremony now includes 15 seconds of solemn 'motorboating'
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Tue May 17, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Win on Sunday, sell on Monday, or in this case lose a wife on Tuesday
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(Walla Walla Union-Bulletin)
 
 
 
You know how hard it is to kill someone with a butter knife?
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Pair steals $36k in merchandise from Missouri Home Depot. Police unsure if all five 2x4's will ever be recovered
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Sat May 14, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
One star, would not buy again
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Police catch Catich. Not a repeat from 2021 when they had to catch Catich after he escaped from a police car and was found five counties away still handcuffed. But what happened to the disappearing handgun?
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Tue May 10, 2022
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
What's the difference between a used car dealer and a Nigerian scammer? In this case, nothing at all
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Sun May 08, 2022
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man arrested 3 times for DUI shows up drunk to court, and yes, he drove himself there
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Fri May 06, 2022
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
How do you prove you're gay? Being excommunicated for being gay not enough for one Federal Judge
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Luxury condo pool shutdown after pool stool discovered
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Everything Lubbock)
 
 
 
'A Boone County man currently in jail, awaiting the murder trial in the death of his wife, has won the Republican primary for a seat on a township board.'
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Judge asks Kidd Creole why he can't be more like Endicott; "'Cause I'm free" no longer a valid answer
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Cleveland firefighter fatally shoots roommate, calls 911 "We fark around. It's kind of our thing." And they find out
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Tue May 03, 2022
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
2 charged with attempted murder in shooting of Minneapolis Police Department forensic scientist. Fine police work, right from the start
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Sat April 23, 2022
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man faces heat, felony theft charges, for failing to focus on the scope of his crime
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Thu April 21, 2022
(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
Oh SCHEETZ, a burglary suspect was arrested for allegedly breaking into a car dealership just one hour after he was released from jail
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge running for re-election will "step away" after undisclosed incident. Apparently no one bothered to read the headline
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
Retired soldier charged for taking part in 1/6 US Capitol insurrection now faces more charges for possessing classified military documents found at his Tampa home
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
People are still going to jail for faking proof of something that you can get for free
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
These Harry Potter spinoffs are really getting out of hand
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Air Force COVID maverick, who's unable to deploy to danger zones due to vaccine refusal, is about to see his employment situation inverted after being goosed by Supreme Court who ruled his ego wrote checks his rank couldn't cash
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Did your co-workers throw you a surprise birthday party at work? Consider suing your company for half a million
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Mon April 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
InfoWars is now morally AND financially bankrupt
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Sat April 16, 2022
(WDTN Dayton)
 
 
 
Remember those stories warning you that thumbprint access would result in someone cutting your finger off to access your phone? Welp, here we are
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Fri April 15, 2022
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Inmate chooses firing squad over electric chair suspended over a lava lake full of sharks with frigging lasers on their heads
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Proud ʎoq
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Thu April 14, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Brooklyn subway shooter also had a severe dislike of the "state of f***ing stinking New Jersey." Sorry about that last Taco Bell run
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man gets 2 years in prison for golf cart thefts. No word if he did it for the green
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Who knew criminals were dishonest?
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
A former state senator from Greenwood could serve up to 10 years in prison after admitting in court to campaign finance violations and lying to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Guess the party
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Sat April 09, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Frozen brain heist ends in lover's quarrel
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Fri April 08, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Ronny Jackson, Trump's infamous doctor who claimed TFG could live to 200, is running for Congress. But, there's a pesky ethics investigation about boozing it up with prescription pills he has to endure first
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Botox doctor should've known his $88 million megamansion would bankrupt him, but he looks surprised
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Thu April 07, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Fake agents bribe Secret Service agents, including one on first lady's detail
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Wed April 06, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why does this wind energy company hate the farking eagles, man?
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unions confused as how to organize village idiots, proper placement of the letter 's' seems to be the trouble
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Uh, we'll need that to live
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Sounds like Yale's accounting department flunked out of New Haven Community College
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(AP News)
 
 
 
You might be boring, but you'll never be "Tim Cook's stalker agrees to stay away from him" boring
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Just Security)
 
 
 
The FBI has thus far completely ignored one platform of derp when investigating the January 6th insurrection. Guess before clicking
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Sun March 27, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Apparently, penalty punches aren't an approved teaching method
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Fri March 25, 2022
(Bridge Michigan)
 
 
 
Michigan AG candidate was once fired from his law firm for padding his billings. You'll never guess which party he's in
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Somebody should make a TV show about this
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Guy in Florida broke into a large music store by climbing through a window near the roof, then fell 3 stories into a guitar display. He used an amp to break the front door and escape, but left blood everywhere which cops matched to his DNA
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Lawyer Mark Bailen, of elite law firm BakerHostetler, is apparently just fine with tormenting the parents of murdered children so long as the cash flows and he stays out of the spotl-- oops
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dentist's business model of crushing patients' teeth into dust, charging them up the wazoo yields profits, jailarity
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A man in Texas reported a naked woman approaching his back door minutes before she broke in, stole his shotgun, and sliced herself with a sword, in what is possibly guerilla PR for a new woke Highlander movie
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Sat March 12, 2022
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
The Laundries' dirty
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Thu March 10, 2022
(The Root)
 
 
 
"I mean, yes, we chased him down and murdered him in cold blood, but it wasn't on public roads, so we're cool, right?"
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Woman sues Jerry Jones, claiming he's her father. Says there's definitely a family resemblance as she hasn't won a Super Bowl in 27 years either
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Wed March 09, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Trump aides had ran out of excuses to not testify, Stephen Miller asks a court to block the Jan 6 subpoena for his phone records because he has a 'family plan'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kelly Clarkson has to pay her now ex-husband - the son of Reba McEntire - both spousal support and child support
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not so fast, Fox News. You are not excused from the lawsuit. Neither are you Giuliani, Dobbs, and Bartiromo. Powell and Pirro, you're excused. Go hallucinate and drink
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Tue March 08, 2022
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Messing with someone's energy? That's an assaulting. The loud truck and trained dog are just a bonus
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Second Rule of Fight Club: Don't ask your mom for a ride
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Mon March 07, 2022
(Northwest Arkansas News)
 
 
 
Arkansas Dept of Corrections releases man 10 years early, he's free and stays out of trouble for 3 years, and now the court has to decide whether to send him back to prison
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Fri March 04, 2022
(Freight Waves)
 
 
 
Breaker, breaker. We got us a griftin' convoy. 10-4
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Thu March 03, 2022
(KOLD News 13)
 
 
 
Arizona State student arrested with two explosive devices in his dorm room. He said they were A) For protection B) A salute to Ukrainian fighters or C) Entertainment purposes only
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Wed March 02, 2022
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Former prosecutor pleads guilty to felony bull
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Ex-girlfriend gets last laugh: treason edition
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Great Value Penguin's bodyguard cuts Jan. 6 plea deal with feds
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Tue March 01, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Amanda Bynes no longer wants to set fire to her driveway. Therefore, she should be allowed to spend her own money
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Mon February 28, 2022
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Love hurts? One of Virginia's LOVE sculpture artists was arrested on murder charges
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Sun February 27, 2022
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Thief tries to carjack Hardbody, ends up having to call 911
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Fri February 25, 2022
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Bill Paxton's family reaches $1M settlement with medical group over his untimely death. Game over, man
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Man tries to attack and kill the Clintons
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