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Tue July 17, 2018
		Trump, you just made yourself Russia's biatch on the world stage. How much more subservient can you go? Trump: Hold my Big Mac (with "I'm Eric's the smart one of the family" screenshot goodness) source: deadline.com \| share:	78
		Apple is failing spectacularly in the world's 3rd largest cellphone market source: businessinsider.com \| share:	7

Mon July 16, 2018
		Shortly after the Trump-Putin press conference wrapped; the fine folks at Dictionary.com felt the need to tweet out what the definitions of the words "Patriot" and "Traitor" are source: thehill.com \| share:	82
		Trump administration declares war on poverty "largely over." Spoiler alert: Poor people lost. USA USA USA source: slate.com \| share:	48
		Another Fox News host manages to break 'murica-trance just in time to realize "Trump is throwing his own people and country under the bus" source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	118
		In the "I hope you didn't eat lunch because this will make you throw up" department, here is the complete transcript of today's press conference with a former KGB agent and his American asset source: npr.org \| share:	66

Sun July 15, 2018
		Indycar goes north of the border to the streets of Toronto. Newgarden is on the pole and all of the Canadians have a ton of work to do in the Honda Indy Toronto, starting at 3pm ET (NBCSN, SN for the host country) source: motorsports.nbcsports.com \| share:	91
		Rand Paul on election meddling: "We all do it." Do we? Do we really? source: politico.com \| share:	170
		Your public persona is ruined, you've lost control of the company you founded, and your name is now shiat around the country. What do you do? "Keep digging that hole deeper" was probably not your best option source: yardbarker.com \| share:	69

Sat July 14, 2018
		Remember the great American family-vacation road trip? Yeah, they seem to have driven off the road source: theatlantic.com \| share:	137
		Knowing that Brits having sex indoors is sick enough and worthy of eyebleach, Spain attempts to ban them from having sex on the streets of their country (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	55

Fri July 13, 2018
		And the big Trump baby is outside Parliament. As is that giant balloon source: rawstory.com \| share:	267
		Everyone is mad about how great Sacha Baron Cohen is at promoting his new show source: slate.com \| share:	41
		Gravity still works, even if you can't speak English source: fox4news.com \| share:	141
		Remember how much fun road trips used to be back in the day? Don't make me pull over source: theatlantic.com \| share:	50
		Old and busted: Bambi vs. Godzilla. New hotness: Bambi vs. Shih Tzu source: cbs46.com \| share:	37
		"Flyover country" will readily buy into socialism source: vox.com \| share:	141

Thu July 12, 2018
		Now, for something really, ~whew~ really different, "Take Me Home, Country Roads" source: youtube.com \| share:	36
		Trump: 'I think they like me a lot in the UK'. 'Unlikely' Tag doesn't even begin to cover this source: thehill.com \| share:	83

Wed July 11, 2018
		Former Secretary of State John Kerry's statement on Trump's comments at the start of the NATO summit roughly translates to, "Shut your damn mouth" source: realtalk910.iheart.com \| share:	82
		Trump on his family separations at border policy: "Well, I have a solution. Tell people not to come to our country illegally." Like his wife did source: news4jax.com \| share:	192
		Trump at NATO breakfast: "Germany is getting 60-70% of their energy from Russia". Reality: Natural gas accounts for less than 20% of the energy use in Germany, Tag is for the Fanta Menace source: bbc.com \| share:	92

Tue July 10, 2018
		Erdogan sworn in as Turkey's first "executive" president, which basically means dictator for life source: newsweek.com \| share:	20
		Canada eschewed the "liberal immigration doom loop," which is also the name of my Gordon Lightfoot cover band source: theatlantic.com \| share:	44

Mon July 09, 2018
		25-foot-tall dancing pig statue erected in Fayetteville, Arkansas source: 4029tv.com \| share:	40
		India introduces a Cobra Motorcycle which will make you run 0-60 in 5 seconds source: upi.com \| share:	31
		Sen. Kennedy (R-epugnant): "I told them sumbiatches whatfore" At press time, Sen. Kennedy is still waiting for the check to clear source: rawstory.com \| share:	51
(Some Guy)		Some people say, "If you're old enough to join the Army, you should be able to vote, as well". I feel exactly the opposite: If you're already putting your life on the line for your country, why add the stress of voting to your plate? source: morepotatoes.com \| share:	22
		A look at what those petty Nextdoor posts reveal about the soul of the country source: theatlantic.com \| share:	12

Sun July 08, 2018
		Senator Richard Shelby (R-AL), who led GOP Senatorial delegation to Moscow, says there's no need for return of Cold War posture after invasion of Crimea, attacks on US troops in Syria, 2016 election cyber attacks source: al.com \| share:	96

Fri July 06, 2018
		Man tries to sell 6-year-old McDonald's food on eBay: "Original owner - never eaten" source: cbc.ca \| share:	71
		"Alexa, is football coming home?" 'It's coming home' memes flood the internet source: engadget.com \| share:	9
		How dare these pundits put country before party? Shame. SHAME source: foxnews.com \| share:	138
		Anne Frank's family tried in vain to flee to the US, likely discovered they all couldn't fit in her two-seater airplane source: cnn.com \| share:	108
		The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson warns that Democrats are using immigration reform to stage a coup source: mediamatters.org \| share:	139
		Fox News called Fourth of July protests during Obama years "patriotic" and encouraged them. Under Trump, said protests were called "Unamerican" and "Disgusting" source: mediamatters.org \| share:	90
		With love, from the Madman Across the Water source: consequenceofsound.net \| share:	54

Thu July 05, 2018
		Henry Winkler tweets about his fishing trip. "AAAAAAYYYYYYYY" source: slate.com \| share:	50
		Ok F1 Farkers, we can win $50,000 for coming up with an idea to improve F1 broadcasts. Let's do this source: awfulannouncing.com \| share:	60
		If your entire beef industry is under threat from airline food, maybe it's time to re-evaluate your life choices source: theguardian.com \| share:	45
(Some Seventeen)		USA USA USA More like USD USD USD source: seventeen.com \| share:	69
		Darwin Award frontrunner healer demigod wore "bullet-proof" charms and asked a friend to shoot him source: bbc.com \| share:	68
		America has reached a critical shortage of workers to fill jobs across the country. If only there were SOME way to get more people in this country to fill those jobs? Anyone have any idea? Anyone? Kyle? source: cnbc.com \| share:	196
		Indian police determine 11 family members found blindfolded, gagged, with hands bound behind their backs definitely committed suicide source: bbc.com \| share:	30
		As we enter the "screaming at clouds" phase of the Trump presidency, he tweets that immigrants should get off his lawn source: rawstory.com \| share:	104
		Refugee who fled his country and made it into the US decades ago supports Trump because "I got mine, so fark you" source: cnn.com \| share:	69
		For reasons we don't need to get into, I've been looking back at some of my opening lines I've used on dating sites. 1. WTF was I thinking when I wrote those? 2. Why are same I wonder WTF I was thinking the ones that worked? source: fark.com \| share:	20

Wed July 04, 2018
		Everyday in the park I wish it were the Fourth of July. It's your firecracker MSNBC 8 p.m. ET thread. What are you doing to celebrate the country's independence? Picnic in the park? Running for president like Michael Avenatti? Setting off M-80s? source: msnbc.com \| share:	322
		Michael Avenatti announces his candidacy for president source: politico.com \| share:	172
		Oh, so that's where I left that. America's Declaration of Independence found in Chichester, U.K source: bbc.com \| share:	44
		ICE to people detained under Donald Trump's 'zero tolerance' program who want their children back:"Take your child and go back where you came from. Or leave your child here. Whatever. But leave" source: boingboing.net \| share:	165
		Oh, so THAT is what it takes to have your police credentials taken away in all 50 states Who would have guessed it? source: wltx.com \| share:	58
		Juneau AK has the earliest 4th of July fireworks show in the country. Show starts at midnight local time, or 4am EST source: facebook.com \| share:	7

Tue July 03, 2018
		♬ ♫ I'm made of metal... My circuits gleam... I am perpetual... I keep the country clean... ♬ I'm elected electric spy... Protected electric AI... ♫ ♬ source: phys.org \| share:	17
		India asks Facebook-owned WhatsApp to take responsibility for transmitting false texts that have led to mass lynchings and mob beatings across the country, and to say something besides "Lynching is bad, mmmmmkay" source: reuters.com \| share:	15
		McConnell: "Sure sucks about all these school shootings. Hope you all can find someone to actually fix it" source: thehill.com \| share:	125
		Iranian general accuses Israel of.... shakes magic 8-ball..... cloud theft source: metro.co.uk \| share:	32
		Why aren't millennials joining country clubs? source: citylab.com \| share:	81
		Mystery person buys $1M worth of remaining toys at Toys 'R' Us store to donate to kids. that very, very dusty store source: wfla.com \| share:	53

Mon July 02, 2018
		Officials considering second Trump-Kim Jong-un summit, which may happen in New York if they can find something else for Trump to give away and get nothing in return for source: aol.com \| share:	41
		Head of North American country accused of groping woman at event 18 yrs ago. He reportedly apologized by saying he would not have groped her if he had known she was a reporter. Surprisingly, it isn't that country, or that leader source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	49
		What symbolizes the best and worst of America, according to Americans? Oddly, poll does not appear to include Glittery Crying Eagles as an option source: king5.com \| share:	62
		So, your country's air force can do mid-air refueling? That's cool, I guess. Ours does too, but in the middle of the night, at low altitude, under radio silence, in hostile airspace. If you're into that sort of thing source: thedrive.com \| share:	65
		And all you heathens thought that the tots and pears don't work. Mmm tots source: foxnews.com \| share:	161
		Once again, Hobby Lobby to run July 4th full-page newspaper ad. Let's see if any of it is truthful and factual source: patheos.com \| share:	61
		Trump state media: F*ck that Cohen guy. Trump is gonna steamroll him source: mediaite.com \| share:	100
(Some Guy)		Did frogs build the pyramid? Studies show that the pyramids would've been a LOT cheaper to build if workers had been paid in flies source: morepotatoes.com \| share:	15
		In a dystopian future, facial recognition cameras will monitor each school student and "score" their moods, their attentiveness to lessons, and behavior to trigger automatic disciplinary action. Did I say dystopian future? I meant in China, right now source: latimes.com \| share:	87
		And here's Trump threatening violence against Democratic protesters source: politicususa.com \| share:	101

Sun July 01, 2018
		♫♫ I'm a standing on the corner in Washington DC, got Putin on my mind. Voters wanna stone me, Russia just owns me, and CEOs say they're a friend of mine. But my critics need to take it easy, take it easy don't let my policy changes drive ya crazy ♫♫ source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	36
		Jeanine Pirro doesn't understand Socialsim, ham source: mediaite.com \| share:	53
		Hello Kitty bullet train debuts in Japan source: theguardian.com \| share:	46
		Blame Hank Williams for "bro country" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	135
		Liberal malcontent Al Sharpton says that he tried discussing racial issues with Trump, but the conversations were painful, and they made him uncomfortable. Just kidding, GOP Senator Tim Scott said that. But he still has hope that Trump will change source: thehill.com \| share:	40
(Some Guy)		Judd Hirsch for the defense of Wynonna Judd's daughter, who's going to real jail source: tmn.today \| share:	19
		Trump: "And these are the ones - you get rid of ICE, you're going to have a country that you're going to be afraid to walk out of your house." And other stupid things were said source: thehill.com \| share:	112

Sat June 30, 2018
(It's a bit)		That Pop music used to be about rebel bands breaking rules, playing original stuff. Now it's just artists copying whatever's in fashion. And we have the numbers to prove it source: pudding.cool \| share:	68
		NRATV host demands more guns in newsrooms source: mediamatters.org \| share:	56
		Cory Booker says Trump indictment questions are fair game if the SCOTUS confirmation hearings go forward source: politicususa.com \| share:	32

Fri June 29, 2018
		Donnie says he's choosing between two women for SCOTUS, will announce which guy he picks on Jul 9 source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	74
		We're finally realizing how much we f*cked ourselves source: esquire.com \| share:	178
		The America we all thought we knew is dead and gone source: slate.com \| share:	168
		The best 4th of July cocktail is the Kentucky Club Margarita; invented in Mexico, it celebrates what it truly means to be an American. What's your patriotic cocktail? source: esquire.com \| share:	20
		Shoemaker found guilty of attempted murder. Butcher, baker, candlestickmaker caught trying to flee the country in a tub source: wqad.com \| share:	20
		Trump wants US to withdraw from WTO. Organizations on short list to withdraw from next include IMF, SAARS, WTF, BBQ, and the Boy Scouts source: cnbc.com \| share:	97
		Old and busted: Business suits for for execs. New hotness: Waterproof formal wear for janitors source: bbc.com \| share:	5
		Trump asked Macron to leave EU. America asks Trump to leave US source: thehill.com \| share:	68

Thu June 28, 2018
		Cement company expands into international terrorism, the next logical step after shoemaking source: bbc.com \| share:	26
		Two words: Donut Fries source: wmtw.com \| share:	4
		John Kelly, summer 2017: I can keep Trump on a short leash and prevent him from destroying the country. John Kelly, summer 2018: fark it, I'm out source: twitter.com \| share:	145
		Will people ever learn that their racist social media posts will never truly die and always come back to haunt them? source: theroot.com \| share:	19
		"God is using a brown invasion to push white people out of America as a judgment for abortion," claims Rick Wiles source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	149

Wed June 27, 2018
		"A six-figure salary is considered 'low income' in San Francisco, and the threshold is rising" source: sfgate.com \| share:	53
		Female Saudi TV reporter flees country over indecent dress controversy. NSFSA (Not Safe For Saudi Arabia) source: haaretz.com \| share:	60
		It's official: Building a career is more of a priority than having kids source: cnbc.com \| share:	110
		Voters believe Trump's lies source: politico.com \| share:	102
		Only about a third say Trump deserves to be re-elected, according to new polls in Arizona, Florida and Ohio source: nbcnews.com \| share:	75

Tue June 26, 2018
		While the Republicans continue their Hispanic Outreach Program of Kages for Kids(tm), the Democrats have been quietly building a base of ex-military to run for office source: politico.com \| share:	51
		Trump finally unveils his comprehensive immigration plan. It reads, in full: "No" source: thehill.com \| share:	148
		That post yesterday? About the creator of Twin Peaks saying Trump's Great? Turns out His Orangeness misunderstood David Lynch. The horror source: facebook.com \| share:	61
		DO NOT CONGR-- you know what, fark it source: thehill.com \| share:	44
		200 Police Support Units, a fleet of bomb-proof Cadillacs, dozens of Secret Service agents and 10,000 local LEO's prepare for Trump's visit to the very dangerous country of....England? source: metro.co.uk \| share:	50
		I pledge allegiance to the flag of the country that separated me from my family and wants to get rid of me source: theweek.com \| share:	158
		Santorum spreads frothy mess, proves he's just another slimy ass source: rawstory.com \| share:	27

Mon June 25, 2018
(USA Today 10Best)		Add a little spice to your Tennessee vacation and hit up the country's only salt and pepper shaker museum source: 10best.com \| share:	8
		LeBron James doesn't want everyone following him as he decides where he plays next season. Yeah, good luck with that source: espn.com \| share:	14
		The presence of "Kanye" in a headline necessarily implies he's done something stupid source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	24
		What would your reply be to your first ever Fark comment? source: fark.com \| share:	70
		"You know what the problem is," said Leslie Allison, a devout Christian who repeatedly volunteered that he is a supporter of President Trump. "This country has turned away from God, and he is going to bring judgment to this country" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	174
		Don Cherry predicts Doug Ford will someday be Prime Minister. Go back to picking out car seats for your next jacket pattern, Grapes source: torontosun.com \| share:	50
		England and Belgium have identical records, and the country that wins their group could go down to who has fewer yellow cards source: espn.com \| share:	12
		FIFA officials confirm to Russia indirectly that their checks cleared source: espnfc.com \| share:	8
		"It's not who vote that counts. It's who counts the votes." -Recep Tayyip Erdogan source: axios.com \| share:	11

Sun June 24, 2018
		The Monster Energy Nascar Cup Series visits wine country and makes some right turns. It's the Toyota/Save Mart 350 at Sonoma Raceway. 3pm ET on FS1 source: nascar.com \| share:	159
(Some Guy)		Internet to be turned off for an entire country because: a) net neutrality rules b) prevent copyright infringement or c) school exams? source: alphr.com \| share:	30
		John McAfee's wacky life keeps on rolling along, but just barely source: news.sky.com \| share:	74
		So much for the tolerant left source: pajiba.com \| share:	158

Sat June 23, 2018
		Because of course they are source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	114
		Billy Elliot: The Musical canceled in Hungary after an official said it could turn children gay source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	46
		After more than 70 years, Red Robin restaurants keep bob bob bobbin' along source: doyouremember.com \| share:	38

Fri June 22, 2018
		Well, there's your problem source: people.com \| share:	47
		Trump and the GOP are taking a massive political hit as Americans across the political spectrum are reacting with horror and outrage to Trump's policy of separating families at the border. Not to worry though, it's Sinclair Broadcasting to the rescue source: thehill.com \| share:	80
		That "Space Force" decree that seemed to come out of nowhere the other day? It happened because back in March of 2017 Trump suggested it at a meeting, and his top military people thought it was a bad idea so they ignored him source: thehill.com \| share:	107
		Iceland World Cup highlights with "Immigrant Song" as the soundtrack. Chillingly awesome source: screengrabber.deadspin.com \| share:	18
		The top 10 beers chosen by beer enthusiasts across the US. Bell's Ale beats Pliny the Elder - again source: businessinsider.com \| share:	29
		Why hairy caterpillars are suddenly everywhere. Even in your corn flakes. Right now source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	44
		Trump: "Migrants walk through Mexico like it's walking through Central Park." If he meant constantly being approached by homeless people, watching out for muggers, and walking through urine pools, he may not be wrong source: newsweek.com \| share:	77
		Fox & Friends finally goes there: "Like it or not, these are not our kids ... These are people from another country" source: twitter.com \| share:	287
		Remember that scene from "The Office" where Oscar explains budget surpluses to Michael by talking about a lemonade stand and your parents giving you $10 to run it? It's like that, but with Mulvaney explaining bureaucracy to Trump using pizza source: insider.foxnews.com \| share:	102

Thu June 21, 2018
		Bear the ESD-sniffing dog, famous for helping bust Subway's Jared in Indiana, has moved to Seattle to continue his work. "Bear, like any true veteran police officer, only works when he knows he's getting paid. So in Bear's case, payment is food" source: mynorthwest.com \| share:	35
		Toronto is the world's 6th worst city for commuting. Mayor promises to improve the snow mobile trails and add more chair lifts source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	62
		The Trump administration has gone too far this time: They broke The Onion source: theonion.com \| share:	78
		Sessions today: "We never originally intended to separate children from their families." Narrator: COCKPUNCH source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	109
(Some Guy)		Neither Trump nor the Trump Organization thought to purchase "trumphotels.org." Since this is Fark, you know how this story ends source: trumphotels.org \| share:	96
		It's not every day you can get away with impersonating the Prime Minister of Morocco just to get a table at a restaurant, but yet here we are source: indy100.com \| share:	22
		You know that meme floating around claiming that White House adviser and architect of the "zero tolerance" immigration policy Stephen Miller's grandparents came to this country as refugees fleeing anti-Semitic violence in Russia? That's all true source: snopes.com \| share:	90
		The oldest boarding school in the country that focuses on the military is about to close. Are you an alum of a boarding school? Are boarding and military schools even necessary anymore? source: pennlive.com \| share:	25
		Meet the contractors who area making hundreds of millions flying children across the country source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	43
		Fox News: Womp womp? Womp womp, womp womp womp source: mediamatters.org \| share:	72

Wed June 20, 2018
		The party that destroyed decorum cries about the lack of it on the House floor source: rawstory.com \| share:	76
		After years of labour, Welsh Language Commissioner publishes properly spelled list of over 3,000 Welsh place names, leading citizens to ask Y so many source: bbc.com \| share:	15
		Sessions pens op-ed to claim detained children are treated better than American kids, as they receive regular meals, education, and health/dental care. Wait, is that better or worse? source: usatoday.com \| share:	103
		Here are 24 facts about the United States that everyone gets wrong. Now about that bourbon source: deslide.clusterfake.net \| share:	16
		Teenager sent to hospital because of venomous A: Snake? B: Spider? or C: Caterpillar? source: wbtv.com \| share:	56
(Travel + Leisure)		Yelpers pick the best BBQ in the country, are sadly confused source: travelandleisure.com \| share:	33
		Charleston, where 40% of all US slaves entered the country, may finally apologize for its role in the slave trade, lose out on its chance to host tent city concentration camps for kids source: wtkr.com \| share:	150
		Rick Wilson vs a thumb someone drew a beard on. Round one.... FIGHT source: rawstory.com \| share:	34
		How long do you guys think until the US is sanctioned? source: twitter.com \| share:	117
		Angelo Mozilo, former CEO of subprime mortgage lender Countrywide: I'm the real victim of the subprime mortgage crisis source: marketwatch.com \| share:	26
		"People speaking up against America detaining children in cages just want to change your country forever," warns the sentient racist bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson source: mediamatters.org \| share:	282

Tue June 19, 2018
		Jeff Sessions receives an award at the National Sheriff's Convention. He then references the Anglo-American history that the job has. He must mean the English/American legal history, right? He can't be that much of a racist, can he? Survey says... source: nola.com \| share:	57
		How the Koch Brothers are killing public transit projects around the country source: mobile.nytimes.com \| share:	61
		President Trump complains U.S. immigration judges are not properly vetted source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	65
		Happy Juneteenth everyone source: fastcompany.com \| share:	67
		Donald Trump is now accusing Canadians of buying shoes in the U.S., scuffing them up, and crossing back into their country. Yes Canadians have their own shoe stores and yes POTUS is insane source: huffingtonpost.ca \| share:	145
		When fascism came to America, it was humping the flag source: thehill.com \| share:	78
		Sessions: "The Nazis were keeping the Jews from leaving the country, so it's ridiculous to call us Nazis" source: thehill.com \| share:	250
		Kris Kobach, head of Trump's voter fraud commission, has his Kansas voter-restriction law ruled unconstitutional and is ordered to take remedial law classes source: thehill.com \| share:	41
		Lee Ann Womack: Today's country music is "obviously not country music" source: savingcountrymusic.com \| share:	122
		Canadian member of parliament calls for ban on "disgusting" clothing and flags promoting cannabis, fearing they will become more prevalent after marijuana is legalized and that the items would disrespect Canada Day and the country's veterans source: globalnews.ca \| share:	76

Mon June 18, 2018
		DHS Chief Nielsen is offended that people would say she is trying to send a message just because earlier today she said "To start off with, I'd like to send a message" source: townhall.com \| share:	151
		Steve Bannon says Trump never lies. Wait, isn't this one of those Liar Paradoxes? source: cnn.com \| share:	72
		C'mon man, 'Space Marines' was RIGHT THERE source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	260
		Commandant Nielsen: We do not apologize for breaking up families, in fact how do we know these even are families? Perhaps these aren't children but very short criminals like in that Bugs Bunny cartoon source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	163
		Then they came for the naturalized citizens source: slate.com \| share:	241
		Kellyanne Conway claimed that "nobody likes" the Trump administration policy. Gee, if only she could find someone in the administration who has the power to change his own policy source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	90
		Well, he didn't need them anymore source: nzherald.co.nz \| share:	22
		Seth MacFarlane says Fox News makes him embarrassed to work for Fox source: thewrap.com \| share:	36
		Dope as Knope, yo source: marieclaire.com \| share:	14
		Angered at the outpouring of rage and support for immigrants, alt right rage Barbie Tomi Lahren demands to know "where the passion is for American citizens" source: insider.foxnews.com \| share:	128

Sun June 17, 2018
		Some guys tuck their favorite car inside their garage, this Aussie keeps a spaceship tucked away inside his garage for his new short film source: 9news.com.au \| share:	14
		A rare sighting of the FLOTUS has occurred when she released a public statement condemning her husband's child-napping enterprise source: thehill.com \| share:	351
		Who says millennials are lazy? source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	82
		According to a new scientific study, it would only take 100 nuclear weapons to wreak global devastation on the Earth ... which is good news as we wouldn't have to use all the others that we have. Wait, what? source: foxnews.com \| share:	103

Sat June 16, 2018
		If Tucker Carlson says not to trust news on "big news stations," is he implicitly telling his viewers not to trust the number one rated news network? source: thehill.com \| share:	115
		My supporters are so smart, we are so smart. S-M-R-T source: thehill.com \| share:	190
		The next global plague is upon us ..and our world is sooooo unprepared for it. Except for ditchdiggers, they're always ready source: theatlantic.com \| share:	26

Fri June 15, 2018
		The next recession should see some very good home deals in Las Vegas source: reviewjournal.com \| share:	26
		Country Song: My ex done tried to take my air conditioner / Baby it's hot outside / so I shot him with my pink stun gun / And you know what else? / I done shot his nuts off with a real gun source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	28
		Trump just gave a weapons-grade crazy White House lawn press conference. Here are the seven nuttiest moments. Fark needs a "crazy" tag source: rawstory.com \| share:	318
		Giuliani says Mueller probe has to be suspended "tomorrow" (meaning today) OR ELSE. Pack an umbrella, there might be a very big stormy system moving through the country this weekend source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	112

Thu June 14, 2018
		Tom Jones performance narrowly averted source: yahoo.com \| share:	50
		Goldman Sachs in dispute with Malaysia over corruption in 1MDB, accuracy of cast and crew listings source: nytimes.com \| share:	8
		Some people have a goal to hike the Appalachian Trail. Some people have a goal to sail across the Pacific. Then there's this guy source: fox17.com \| share:	57
		The Avenatti and Scaramucci Show debuted and quickly bombed on Colbert source: deadline.com \| share:	60
		Unlike the Philadelphia Eagles, most of the Washington Capitals players would go to the White House if they are invited source: espn.com \| share:	32
		Russian politician advises Russian women not to have sex with any brown people during the World Cup because racist assholes like her will be racist assholes about it source: reuters.com \| share:	54

Wed June 13, 2018
		Macedonia president refuses to make all your maps obsolete source: independent.co.uk \| share:	61
		AZ Lawmaker calls immigration an "existential threat" . Not ILLEGAL immigration, any kind: "If we don't do something about immigration very soon, the demographics of our country will be irrevocably changed and we will be a very different country" source: thehill.com \| share:	282
		Reporter: "How will we verify North Korea is getting rid of their nukes?" Secretary of State Pompeo: "I find that question insulting and ridiculous and, frankly, ludicrous...it's a game and one ought not to play games with serious matters like this" source: thehill.com \| share:	151
		Twitter CEO apologizes after eating at Chick Fil A during Pride Month. SAD source: sfgate.com \| share:	58
		Tucker Carlson's guest refuses to say there is a link between gang violence and immigration as none exists, so naturally Carlson screamed "YOU KNOW NOTHING" and cut the interview short source: mediaite.com \| share:	48
		Trump praises Kim Jong Un as strong, funny, smart and a terrific dancer. And he can paint an entire apartment in one afternoon. TWO COATS source: foxnews.com \| share:	33

Tue June 12, 2018
		Democrats and republicans are fighting for the soul of the country. Virginia, Nevada, Maine, and South Carolina voters all step up to the polls today. Have the democrats abandoned Sanders? Did the GOP grow up? Polls open at 7AM ET and close at 8PM ET source: nytimes.com \| share:	59
		Robbie Williams scheduled to perform at the World Cup opening source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	22
		According to Hannity, Korea will start giving up nukes any second now. Is Hannity really this stupid or does just look this stupid? I'm going with looks stupid source: foxnews.com \| share:	69
		Trump takes a break from attacking our closest allies to defend the murderous brutality of the North Korean regime source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	184
		Irish Marketplace vandalized with "immigrants not welcome." This is not a repeat from the 19th century source: fox4kc.com \| share:	75
		Rand Paul didn't think the leopards would eat his face, and it's even worse now that they've got nuclear capabilities source: politicususa.com \| share:	18
		Kim John Un won't share a toilet with Trump source: sfgate.com \| share:	61

Mon June 11, 2018
		My presentation is about the power struggles happening in a small, little known African country source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	55
		Well, the reviews are in and pretty much every other country thinks the US stinks on ice source: time.com \| share:	159
		So just why has the US men's soccer team been on the decline? source: slate.com \| share:	77
		Deputy accidentally drops his phone into woman's purse during DUI checkpoint. Now has to explain to bosses all the photos on it of women in lingerie in hotel rooms and texts about sending them gift cards source: fox6now.com \| share:	90
		Putin says he's willing to rejoin the group that banned him after invading Crimea, if they ask real politely source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	66

Sun June 10, 2018
		Argentina peso drops to new record low, prompting residents to learn how to divide by zero source: bloomberg.com \| share:	10
		Meanwhile, there's that other leader who isn't qualified to run a country attempting to circumvent her country's system of checks-and-balances and not listen to the wishes of the majority (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	34
		Trump waits until he's out of the country to insult Trudeau source: twitter.com \| share:	151

Sat June 09, 2018
		New York governor offers free legal help to a pizza deliverer facing deportation after INS wants to deliver him back across the border in 30 minutes or less source: cbsnews.com \| share:	92
		North Dakota food critic who was mocked for her review of Olive Garden recalls meeting with Anthony Bourdain, whom she credits with saving her source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	70

Fri June 08, 2018
		On his annual call-in show, Putin talks about his strategy for winning World Wars III and IV source: nbcnews.com \| share:	38
		White House explains why Singapore was chosen as the site for the North Korea talks: "Once you learn how to pronounce it, it's kind of fun to say" source: cnbc.com \| share:	38
		One thing you should never do with your ... er, a vibrator (NSFW) source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	107
		Austria shuts seven mosques over law demanding Muslim societies have 'positive view' toward the Austrian state. Why would anyone not have a positive view of the place that gave us Crocodile Dundee? source: aljazeera.com \| share:	254
		And today's most obvious headline is: source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	69
		Remember Affluenza mom who helped her son skip to Mexico? Yeah, she's a meth head source: apnews.com \| share:	96
		High school student deported by Trump to Mexico was killed today, three weeks after he was inhumanely sent back to a country he didn't know source: politicususa.com \| share:	182
		House of Fraser to close in latest retail casualty. Business analysts report changing tastes behind closure, as consumers are no longer interested in tossed salads and scrambled eggs source: clickorlando.com \| share:	17

Thu June 07, 2018
		"There is no justice in our country" say people complaining to the Government about: a) Police killing unarmed black men, b) Immigrant children being forcibly separated from their parents, or c) ABC cancelling "Roseanne" source: motherjones.com \| share:	67
		Though pleased with the plentiful housing options for his people, Aquaman still frustrated by lousy and limited options for decent pizza source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	36
		Sarah Sanders claims she is "comfortable with her credibility and is an honest person." Experts have determined that too is a lie source: rawstory.com \| share:	85
		Evangelical college makes movie claiming Trump was "chosen by God" to lead the country. God unavailable for comment, as always source: politicususa.com \| share:	124
		Yes, Donnie it's like rain on your wedding day, a no smoking sign on your cigarette break, or an idiot Tweeting about witch hunts and Korea source: twitter.com \| share:	151
		Former Fox News analyst tears into Sean Hannity: "How can you do this? How can you lie to our country? How can you knowingly attack our Constitution, the bedrock of our system of government, the bedrock of our country?" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	89

Wed June 06, 2018
		Maybe one day we'll have a president consumed with governing the country source: politicalwire.com \| share:	32
		Only one player from the Eagles was confirmed for the White House pep rally, and it was the back-up quarterback source: newsweek.com \| share:	60
(Some Guy)		It's so hot in Mexico that the traffic lights are melting source: mexiconewsdaily.com \| share:	73
		LeBron James: "Whoever wins doesn't want to go to the White House." Let's be honest, the Cavs weren't going to the White House even if Hillary was there source: thehill.com \| share:	103

Tue June 05, 2018
		Apparently people don't take kindly to a foreign ambassador vowing to meddle in his host country' internal politics. Obvious tag gives Followup the honor for this one source: politico.eu \| share:	52
		White House aide who was instrumental in the tax law that Trump signed into law, cashes in and joins banking trade group source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	21
		Four reasons today why Trump's a giant un-American creep. This list changes every day. Check back for frequent updates source: cnn.com \| share:	60
(Some Mayor)		Philly mayor's official statement on Trump cancelling Eagles visit does not mince words at all source: beta.phila.gov \| share:	185
		Law professors give Trump legal memo a "Get out of here with this nonsense" minus source: politico.com \| share:	91
		Giuliani says, listen Trump can't help but lie non-stop, he has some sort of mental defect. I swear, he didn't lie on purpose. Please let him ruin the country. It's his greatest desire source: cnn.com \| share:	142
		Just your typical "going into labor during final exams at Harvard Law School" story source: cnbc.com \| share:	22
		♫ In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D. / There was a guy named Joel who'll be touring the country ♫ source: consequenceofsound.net \| share:	51
		Marathoners in northern Japan's bear country wore bells in order to avoid having to sprint from attacking bears. "A runner said the bell apparently worked and she was able to finish the race without bumping into a bear" source: www3.nhk.or.jp \| share:	17
		The latest thing Millennials are ruining: anal sex source: businessinsider.com \| share:	36

Mon June 04, 2018
		New Zealand sex worker becomes a Dame. It's amazing what modern science can do source: bbc.com \| share:	46
		White House Economics Adviser says Canada is completely overreacting to tariffs imposed on the country after being labeled a threat to US national security source: foxnews.com \| share:	81
		Migration is going to destroy the country. Internal migration as Democrats move to red states. Unlikely tag covers all bases source: thehill.com \| share:	173
		One person dies from tobacco consumption every five seconds. Man that dude really needs to quit smoking source: tribune.com.pk \| share:	93
		So in reality who owns the treasure under the sea? Apparently it's not Spongebob Squarepants as we were led to believe as kids source: msn.com \| share:	48
		Anti-homeless Republican who spent days mapping out homeless camps and publishing them online outraged after a homeless rights activist posted pictures of his home online source: rawstory.com \| share:	84
		Study finds that the IPCC is misleading us about the effect of climate change. Good thing Trump pulled us out of the Paris Accord then source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	25

Sun June 03, 2018
		More white nationalist candidates are running for office than ever before. In other news, it's 2018 source: today.com \| share:	216
		Outrage in Germany as far-right leader describes Nazi era as a 'speck of bird poop in more than a thousand successful years' of the country's history source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	153

Sat June 02, 2018
		Trump could be indicted in secret under seal without him or anyone else knowing source: rawstory.com \| share:	103
		Maybe the thinking is "It takes a polluter to stop a polluter" ... naw, they're just a bunch of farking idiots out to grift the country for everything that can get before the gig is up source: apnews.com \| share:	15
		Yeah about the German zoo's 'escaped big cats' that were causing mass hysteria, they never left their cages source: 9news.com.au \| share:	25
		So, with Canada's retaliation against Trump's new trade war against the world, which states will be hurt the most? Oh dear...this does not bode well for the old re-election campaign, Donnie boy source: businessinsider.com \| share:	120

Fri June 01, 2018
		K-o-i-n-o-n-i-a. Koinonia source: espn.com \| share:	13
		Delta investing $1.9 billion in extra LAX renovation because traffic on the 405 is too constipated source: cnbc.com \| share:	15
		Would you pay 5 cents per day to move to Uganda and use Twitter? source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	19
		Knife violence is soaring in the UK, but don't worry: This judge says they can lower it by making it illegal to sell knives with a point. Or a sharp blade. Really. No, I'm not making this u--look, stop laughing--that's really what he said source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	332
		PACOM renamed INDOPACOM. Subordinate commands plan to adjust, so get ready for INDOPACFLT, INDOPACMAN, Ms. INDOPACMAN, Indiana INDOPACERS, Green Bay INDOPACKERS, Manny INDOPACQUIAO, INDOPACIFIC Rim, INDOPACHELBEL, and delicious INDOPACZKI source: defensenews.com \| share:	77
		It's Fish Fryday in the UK, here's how to make the perfect fish and chips at home according to the best chippies around the country source: metro.co.uk \| share:	81
		India wants to sell its state-owned airline, so it put out a request for bidders. Rest of the world: "Sari, no" source: newsy.com \| share:	25
		Nine-year-old boy judged to have best handwriting in America. And he can do cursive too source: pix11.com \| share:	54

Thu May 31, 2018
		Mama Leone left a note on the door... Sonny, move out to the country, Workin' too hard can give you, A heart attack (ack) You oughta know by now (oughta know by now) If that's what it's all about, Mama if that's movin' up, Then I'm movin' out source: foxnews.com \| share:	74
		Officials in districts that are expected to be the closest races in the country are concerned about the security of their outdated and paperless voting machines; but the manufacturer insists that once they're upgraded to Windows ME, they'll be fine source: reuters.com \| share:	30
		Trump: I'm killing Net Neutrality. California: No, you're not source: theverge.com \| share:	234
		NRA: The vets love us. Vets: No, actually we don't source: nydailynews.com \| share:	298
		Sure, Putin is a mafia thug but he hates the ghey so that makes him totally christian and not at all something we should worry about source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	62
		UAE decides to jail activist for 10 years over social media posts source: reuters.com \| share:	78
		Duck... Duck... Goose goes horribly wrong source: twitter.com \| share:	53

Wed May 30, 2018
		"If you live anywhere in the eastern U.S., you had a moment this winter when you just wished it was summer." Unfortunately, you've gotten your wish source: earther.com \| share:	116
		(Ding) You are now free to be racially profiled around the country source: foxnews.com \| share:	43
		That Ukrainian journalist who was murdered yesterday is alive and well. The murder was staged by Ukrainian intelligence with his cooperation to expose Russian agents operating in the country - something he might have mentioned to his wife source: bbc.com \| share:	108
		In terms of training it was kind of a tall instead of a venti, but 175,000 Starbucks employees got four hours of training to understand racial bias. This is what happened source: latimes.com \| share:	133

Tue May 29, 2018
		PNG govt to shut down Facebook for a month. GIF govt still arguing about pronunciation source: radionz.co.nz \| share:	47
		Malaysian fire fighters receive chocolate treats that police are barred from receiving. "As this is the fasting month, I am sure their children would be very happy to receive these chocolates" source: asiaone.com \| share:	14

Mon May 28, 2018
		Millions of tourists going for walks in the California desert overwhelm the small team of 80 year old volunteers who rescue them source: latimes.com \| share:	64
		♪ I'd Like to Teach the World to ... Drink Alcoholic Beverages ♪ source: bbc.com \| share:	11
		Under calls for impeachment, Italy's president appoints a new prime minister, who was once a chief for the IMF. IT'S SO UNBELIEVABLE (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	32
		UK train passengers left stranded and confused when their packed cross-country train goes cross-country ...in the wrong direction source: news.com.au \| share:	29
		71-year-old woman reaches milestone of doing a headstand in all 50 states. Goals, people source: abc7amarillo.com \| share:	21
		New culling program means farmers in the UK could get up to $70 for every badger they kill, though they'll earn nothing for mushrooms or snakes source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	19
		Whatever happened to teenage car culture? When youths would go cruising down the streets listening to their bebop and drinking milkshakes? Those were the days source: theatlantic.com \| share:	68

Sun May 27, 2018
		Just in time for Memorial Day weekend here are 12 of the most outrageous stories about Fark's favorite amusement park, Action Park source: nj.com \| share:	63
		Because you need to see what hot, sweaty men climbing a lard-smothered 21-foot obelisk at the United States Naval Academy actually looks like source: vice.com \| share:	48
		And on the 7th day the streets ran brown with the gravy of the city. Begun have the poutine wars source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	22
		Hey, America. Could you do us all a favor and stop exporting your stupidity and election conspiracy theories to the rest of the world? source: independent.ie \| share:	133
		How to deal with road rage and make your commute easier, though it would be great if THE ASSHOLE IN THE PASSING LANE WOULD GO ABOVE 70 MPH WHICH IS THE POSTED SPEED LIMIT THE ONE ON THE RIGHT IS THE GAS PEDAL YOU ASSHOLE SONOFABIATCH source: nytimes.com \| share:	36
		What could be more embarrassing than having the entire country know your own parents evicted you? How about Alex Jones offering to support you financially? source: usatoday.com \| share:	79

Sat May 26, 2018
		After Matthew's ex-wife said he had done nothing with his life, he decided to become a fake ICE agent source: latimes.com \| share:	25
		Where did the Republicans' collective sense of patriotism go in the Age of Trump? source: salon.com \| share:	88
		"A President who refuses a subpoena won't voluntarily show up for prison. The court would have to send Marshals after the President. And when the Marshals arrive to arrest the President, they would likely get in a gunfight with the Secret Service" source: theatlantic.com \| share:	227
		"We are not going to apologize for America," says Donald Trump. What Trump really means is that HE is not going to apologize TO Americans for the damage he's doing to our country source: politico.com \| share:	214
		John McCain takes the blame for the second-biggest mistake of the last twenty years source: vox.com \| share:	80

Fri May 25, 2018
		Exit poll projects Ireland has voted by landslide to repeal ban on abortion source: irishtimes.com \| share:	121
		For I was hungry and you gave me food; I was thirsty and you gave me drink; I was a stranger and you welcomed me. Matthew 25:35 source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	282
		Tomi Lahren on the NFL caving to Trump: "Players can still pout in the locker room till their heart's content. But at least we proud Americans don't have to watch them disrespect our country on the field anymore." Bet you don't stand at home, Tomi source: insider.foxnews.com \| share:	311
		Man spends his retirement masturbating in a van, has fathered 65 children source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	60

Thu May 24, 2018
		NFL players who exercise their first amendment rights shouldn't live in this country, so says President whose main job it is to defend and protect the Constitution of the United States source: independent.co.uk \| share:	208
		Satellite video of lightning crossing the country is mesmerizing source: independent.co.uk \| share:	13
		"You need thousands of judges based on this crazy system. Who ever heard of a system where you put people though trials." Our President said this. On TV source: cnn.com \| share:	119
		Robert De Niro bans Donald Trump from all 39 Nobu restaurants source: esquire.com \| share:	175
		Paul Ryan says what the country needs at a time like this is to reach out to your neighbor and.....hahaha.....nope, Catholicism source: msn.com \| share:	127
		North Korea 'destroys' their nuclear test site that was collapsing on its own anyway source: cbsnews.com \| share:	61
		"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross" source: thehill.com \| share:	327
		Venezuela expels top U.S. diplomat. To be fair, with how the State Department's been gutted, the Top Diplomat was probably Julio the mail boy source: aljazeera.com \| share:	9

Wed May 23, 2018
		Former American football coach in hot water in Japan for controversial play that led to injury. What kind of American coaches soccer in another country? source: japantoday.com \| share:	16
		Good news everyone: We caught one patient who escaped out of Ebola quarantine and the other two died from it while on the run. So, no need to panic. Everything is under control source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	37
		German company Super Dickmann's lives up to its name source: bbc.com \| share:	9
		Convicted criminal Joe Arpaio shows he's more ready for the old folks home than he is for the U.S. Senate source: 12news.com \| share:	85
		Parks and Recreation employees treated for Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever. I'm getting tired of these gritty series reboots source: kfor.com \| share:	13

Tue May 22, 2018
		Headline: Child spotted at swinger's party was actually just 'very short woman' source: metro.co.uk \| share:	58
		Not only can you get scammed by "buy gold" and "get rich quick" scams on right-wing sites, but now on left-wing sites too. What a country source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	38
		Well soldier, we've got some good news: The baby your wife said died in childbirth is actually alive. Bad news: She gave him to couple halfway across the country. Oh and More Bad news: he's not your son source: sfgate.com \| share:	56
		For the first time since its introduction in 2006, an F-35 has been used in combat. The real story here is that an F-35 destroyed something other than itself source: bbc.com \| share:	125
		Sweden distributes 'be prepared for war' leaflet to all 4.8m homes. Thanks Trump source: independent.ie \| share:	111
		China taunts the dynamite monkey source: straitstimes.com \| share:	29

Mon May 21, 2018
		Old and busted: Trump's wall payment coming from Mexico; New hotness: Trump's wall payment coming from Gofundme source: townhall.com \| share:	65
		China: ♫ ♬ And I'll see you on the dark side of the mooooooooon ♫ ♬ source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	12
		Bernie doesn't want to get on the cart source: amp.cnn.com \| share:	180
		The UK has decided to go full US and is treating all migrants like terrorists source: theguardian.com \| share:	22

Sun May 20, 2018
		And the hard rabble of Fark felt their hearts grow 3 sizes that day. Well, a little bit anyway. OK, their hearts didn't grow at all, but this story made them a little, tiny bit less jaded about the world. They still got drunk later source: abc7ny.com \| share:	90
(Some Old Guy)		Do you listen to music recorded before 1950? If so, share with the Sunday Morning Music Club what's good and what everyone should check out source: timetoast.com \| share:	226
		John Kelly's ancestors would have been ostracized too source: nytimes.com \| share:	69

Fri May 18, 2018
		Tomi Lahren manages to masterfully botch her response to the revelation she's descended from non-English speaking immigrants source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	145
		Big Ag: The future is full of country goodness and green peaness source: reuters.com \| share:	39
		So guess which country has benefited from Trump's trade war with China? I'll give you one hint, the one that always seems to benefit whenever Trump decides to MAGA all over our foreign policy source: thehill.com \| share:	71
		In one of those crazy coincidences that look bad but are probably innocent, Russian government plane landed in Seychelles the day before the accidental meeting Erik Prince accidentally had source: businessinsider.com \| share:	30
		Your business landlord watched a viral video of you being a racist douche? Yep, that's an eviction source: thehill.com \| share:	352

Thu May 17, 2018
		Everything that has happened before will happen again: NYC racist lawyer edition source: nypost.com \| share:	204
		As the Manhattan lawyer who went on a racist rant because the employees of a mid-town restaurant dared to speak Spanish is finding out, if your name and the name of your business are the same, your Yelp score is gonna take a beating source: cnbc.com \| share:	329
		Trump gonna Trump. "These aren't people. These are animals." Was it just about the bad element or all immigrants? We link...you deride source: npr.org \| share:	459
		Boy has rare condition that is turning him to stone. Family hopes Ser Jorah Mormont, Samwell Tarly can help source: kdvr.com \| share:	79
		Trump Admin trying to pull a Kennedy "Cuban missile crisis" deal with Best Korea. Difficulty: We don't have nukes in Japan to remove in exchange, plus the deal leaked. Oops source: reuters.com \| share:	69
		Looks like some creative accounting at Trump's L.A. country club source: mobile.twitter.com \| share:	73

Wed May 16, 2018
		North Korea says is rejects Libya-style denuclearization. To be fair, I wouldn't give up my nuclear weapons just so my country could be bombed and my regime overthrown at a later date either source: cnbc.com \| share:	49
		We just got one step closer to "Lobot, a Star Wars Story" source: uproxx.com \| share:	55
		In what is sure to be not controversial at all, we now have a 2nd amendment solution to those annoying bike-sharing docks that are popping up around the world source: cbc.ca \| share:	149
		A definition of "asymmetrical warfare": you spend about $50K to send 12 operative to America to attend flight school and hijack airplanes. The country you attacked bankrupts itself by spending $3 trillion in response to your provocation source: thehill.com \| share:	104
		Former Roy Moore aide Rich Hobson running for AL congressional seat releases new campaign slogan: An AR-15 Defense Rifle in every home source: al.com \| share:	123
		We've reached the "Steal groceries from Liberals shopping at Whole Foods" part of the Trump narrative source: people.com \| share:	201
		Nick Saban says that despite claims, UCF really isn't the National Champions in football source: espn.com \| share:	48
(Some Guy)		I like camping because, after we've destroyed most of the animal habitat in the country, it's nice to go into what little land they have left and annoy them source: morepotatoes.com \| share:	11
		Participating in a cross-country exotic car rally sounds like fun until you total your $300,000 McLaren 720 in the Nevada desert source: azfamily.com \| share:	55
		It's dead, Kim source: cnbc.com \| share:	110
		"Dear Prudence: My daughter has started calling my stepmother 'grandma;' this has made my birth mother jealous. She lives across the country and we see her twice a year. She told my daughter to stop calling the other women grandma. What do I do?" source: slate.com \| share:	31

Tue May 15, 2018
		Trump sends a message to American Muslims on the first day of Ramadan, and shockingly, it ISN'T just a paper with the letters GTFO printed on it source: thehill.com \| share:	80
		Volkswagen's best-selling product is (a) cars, (b) trucks, (c) sausage source: carscoops.com \| share:	29
		Marco Rubio (D) on why conservative policy needs rethinking source: economist.com \| share:	71
		Dear Oakland A's, when you come to Canada to play the Toronto Blue Jays, please tell Bruce Maxwell that he can't enter the country. Thanks, Canada Immigration and Border Security source: mlb.nbcsports.com \| share:	12
		San Antonio Zoo closing monkey houses, dashing the reelection hopes of many source: news4sanantonio.com \| share:	13
		Adult Swim announces the premiere of Harvey Birdman: Attorney General source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	45

Mon May 14, 2018
(Some Guy)		NC senator choses novel way to celebrate National Teacher Appreciation Week - threaten them source: yesweekly.com \| share:	28
(Some Guy)		Handy map and table show whether beer consumption has been increasing or decreasing in your state. Are you pulling your weight? source: visualcapitalist.com \| share:	5
		Infamous Twitter troll Tomi Lahren: "You can't come into this country not knowing English." Genealogist Jennifer Mendelsohn: "That's funny, your great-great-great-grandmother lived in the U.S. for 41 years and she still spoke German" source: dailydot.com \| share:	138
		You will no longer have to travel to Vegas to put it all on the Washington Generals, who are due source: nbcnews.com \| share:	244
		People keep asking what Mike Pence has been up to. Well, he has done 20 events all over the country with the Nazi-loving racists over at "America First Policies." Neat source: splinternews.com \| share: