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Mon May 16, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Mali government pulls military out of regional G5 Sahel force after poor reception. In other news, this is link number 12345678
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Describe corporation owned mass media in this country in a single tweet
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia nationalizes Renault's Moscow plant in bid to make even worse cars
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Barbecue Day, so let's all break out the briquettes, put a bologna on the grill and whip up a mayo sauce to celebrate
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
What's the stroke penalty for golfing along I-75?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's to sell off its Russian businesses. Buyer can't use IP or menu items, but is welcome to fix the ice cream machines
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Swiss vote to allow organ donation by default, which is really great idea until you remember their cuckoo clocks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One meelion cases. Bright side? Best Korea's food shortages will be soon be lessening
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here's why it would be a huge mistake to inconvenience rich people and companies. By Jeff Bezos
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Democracy Now)
 
 
 
He's right you know
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Sweden decides to go full NATO
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(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Can we do this in the US, too?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Name of new Oklahoma quarterback or low-budget porn flick?
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Kentucky Turtle leads a delegation of Senators breaking ranks with their party's leader, balls his fist up at his junior counterpart
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's been 80 days since Putin sent forces into Ukraine for a "short, victorious war". So... how's it going for Russia today? Retreating from Kharkiv, blasted trying to cross a river, and facing war crimes trials. It's your Saturday Ukraine War thread
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Credible threats of violence cause cancellation of debate between two Republican incumbents in Pa. Police are mum on details but one candidate issued a statement, "No one on Team Hershey has any connection to any threats"
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Could Bat Boy be preparing for Presidential run? WWTFGD?
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Sheikh Khalifa has died, leaving Ty Dolla $ign scrambling for a new opening act
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Quit not liking something I like. I mean, I don't really like it, but the lecture requires you to assume I do
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not every EU country is ditching face masks
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Fartgate
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham is acting like an abused spouse
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House to investigate baby formula shortage
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(White House)
 
 
 
Senate confirms Adm. Linda Fagan as first-ever woman chief of a U.S. military service
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sweden and Finland are joining NATO, which will put even more pressure on Putin to...wait...is that Erdogan's music?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pope's comin'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
El Salvador might not have picked the right time to get into crypto
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The day after Best Korea announced its very first COVID case, it announces its second case...350,000 times
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Thu May 12, 2022
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Live free (x1) or Die (x2)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie may have gone a bridge too far, says he prefers Republicans who DON'T lose elections
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Saskatchewan has had enough of de-gens from up-country too
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
More than one hit
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You've probably never heard of the country Transnistria, but here's why it's likely to be Russia's next target for invasion. Better warm up their tractors
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Wed May 11, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
In an incredible metaphor for the direction of this country, California town turning its only library into a police station
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
'China's most handsome man' to sue online critics who say he's nothing more than an attractive face. Subby was told he has a face for radio and a voice for pantomime
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Tokyo to recognize same-sex partnerships from November. The other 11 months can suck it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Russia's air force outnumbers the Ukrainian one 15-1, and the Russian jets are\ newer and have better tech. So why can't Russia gain control over the skies over Ukraine? Short answer? If you can't supply your tanks you also can't supply your planes
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(BetaNews)
 
 
 
That #NewProfilePic app that's sweeping social media? Yup, it's from Russia. Wesley Crusher and Robin Lefler submitted this with a better headline
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Diamond prices are spiking and even the Stonecutters are helpless
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Yeah? What are you going to do, Steve, ooze over there and sweat on him?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bill Gates tests positive for COVID; is experiencing mild symptoms, lousy WiFi
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You used to be cool, ACLU
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company that runs summer camps decide that all campers and staff must be vaccinated. Right-wing agitators declare this an OUTRAGE and company must be boycotted. Since this is in Canada and the company is Tim Horton's, it will be a summer of blood
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Europe goes to war. Have you eaten your salad? Did you remember to give that wolf a banana? Are you cheering for sentimental favorite Ukraine? It's okay, because boys do cry. Eurovision 3pm EDT Peacock/Streaming Global
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(National Today)
 
 
 
It's National barbecued, boiled, broiled, baked, sauteed, kabob, creole, gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried, pineapple , lemon, coconut, pepper, soup, stew, salad, burger, and shrimp sammich Day. That- that's about it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
El Salvador "buys the dip" on bitcoin, which is crypto-speak for 'FARK IT, WE'RE DRIVING TO FLORIDA' at 4am when the bars close
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alex Jones divides by zero
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Mon May 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well gee, I can't imagine why you would need to increase security around SCOTUS justices and their families. It's not like they're about to hand down a ruling that would deny the rights of half the people in this country overnight or anything
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia sanctions could hurt production of blood diamonds, Angolan diamond mine says. In related news, stocks for tiny violin companies are up sharply
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Retired general breaks down what it will take for Ukraine to drive Russia out of the country. Long story short: More troops with bigger guns
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
President Biden signs the Peace Through Superior Firepower Act into law. Suck it, Putin
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1970, President Nixon had "the weirdest day so far" of his presidency, which somehow did not involve attempting to buy Greenland, drawing on a weather map with a sharpie, fast food, or saluting enemy generals
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Old + busted = 🍆🍑, Old + hot = 🥒🧅🥑🍆 (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If your friend asks you to look after his or her pet deadly puff adder, perhaps you should politely but firmly decline (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tell the wife to get her gold-encrusted voting shoes ready: Ferdinand Marcos's son Ferdinand Marcos looks set to win the first outright majority for President of the Phillipines in decades today
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Renewable energy will be the death of us all, says fossil-fuel propaganda outlet
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Realizing that they may have awakened an apocalyptic sleeping giant with the imminent ruling outlawing abortion, some Republicans are offering their thoughts & prayers for those who will be affected
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
8 miners are missing after an accident in Burkina Faso. Managers of the mine insist that they be allowed to leave the country. Would you believe they planned the trip *months* ago? What about they only get so many days of vacation every year?
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mickey Gilley, who once had the world's largest honky-tonk, helped start the modern country-western craze with the film Urban Cowboy, and made mechanical bull riding a thing, has entered his last roomful of roses at 86
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Now that Putin FA'd in Ukraine, he believes he can't afford to FO
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Sat May 07, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
KISS frontman Gene Simmons has no problem with otaku marrying their 2-D anime crushes, which now makes you wonder what kind of freaky stuff he's into
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Finance, actors, the Great Outdoors, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 28-May 4: Patio Kitten Edition
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
59% of Republicans think immigrants hurt the country, not just illegal immigrants but all immigrants
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Gov. Abbott's border security inspection campaign stunt is STILL costing Texans and the nation, with losses estimates in the billions of dollars. Some produce companies may not make a profit for years, either. All that for ZERO drugs seized
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Time for the world's shortest symphony of the world's tiniest violin orchestra - epicurean edition
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Fri May 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Whoa oh here Xi comes, Xi's a Maneater, watch out boy Xi'll chew you up for questions about China's zero Covid policy
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
All over the country, Republicans are commiting fraud and other crimes in order to "prove" Trump actually won in 2020
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The country where everything's trying to kill you discovers a new thing, and yep - it's trying to kill you
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Thu May 05, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN now publishing op-eds from Aunt Lydia
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Nice beavers
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Introducing the OEJ. Now please equip it with some serious teeth
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. Just Russia practicing NUCLEAR CAPABLE STRIKES. It's not like there's a war going on or anything
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Some people have life goals that can serve as an inspiration to us all. Then there's this guy
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Over three million people are trying to get their hands on World Cup tickets
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(Teslarati)
 
 
 
Starlink will now charge for roaming, ending one of the best things about Starlink
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Here's another first for TB12. This year, Tom Brady will become the first quarterback to start in four different countries
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Wed May 04, 2022
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Apparently turning the country off and back on again hasn't helped the Russians, so they're headhunting their own prison system for IT support
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(NPR)
 
 
 
DeWine successfully fends off DeShiatgibbon's primary picks in Ohio governor's race
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
STEM edged out Entertainment in Category. Cool edged out Creepy & Scary in Topic. Mrs. Subby joked about an AI writing a country song. Subby said, "I bet it's already happened." Garth Brooks it ain't, but behold the wonder of You Can't Take My Door
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Tue May 03, 2022
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Warehouse storing Russian schoolbooks that mention Ukraine falls out of its own window
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Paranormal Day, so let's hear your stories of the supernatural, the inexplicable, and the ineffable. Of course, please remember that if 'ineffable' is an adjective you identify with, keep it to yourself
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Oh no, hopefully the dozens on my front lawn in The Sims are still okay
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scrapping Roe v. Wade will simply be one more step of many for the United States in its quest to abandon the moniker "Leader of the Free World" in favor of a new one: "Regressive Third World Theocracy"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Members of the "Trucker's Convoy" whose aim was to shut Washington DC down by snarling traffic and blocking roads with their rigs are suing the DC police saying the cops violated their rights by erecting traffic barriers to keep them from doing that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DeSantis confirmed as next President after making national news for just how hurt his feelings were by the White House Correspondents' Dinner
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Business Insider is concerned, CONCERNED, that Ukrainian videos of attacks on Russian invaders "normalizes" their deaths
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio bringing UK-based vegan fast-food company to U.S., because if there is anything better than vegan foods, it's British cooking
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(Guardian)
 
Hero
 
Did you know there's still an operating cancer hospital in Kyiv? What fresh hell is oncology in a war zone? Tag for all involved but in no way proportionally accurate
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(Metro)
 
 
 
No, Gandalf has not been spotted helping destroy the orcs in Ukraine
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Old guy wants to run for president. Now there's a plot twist
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Lavrov: Russia never intended to declare victory in Ukraine before May 9. Things will take a bit longer just as we totally planned
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Time for Hot Covid Summer
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Sun May 01, 2022
(NC Register)
 
 
 
Pope has no leg to stand on
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(US Department of Energy)
 
 
 
Government to dump money into holes in the ground
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Mr. Carlson has constructed what may be the most racist show in the history of cable news - and also, by some measures, the most successful," Times reporter Nick Confessore writes in the three-part report published Saturday. He's right, you know
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
Russia goes full "Day After"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Announcing on national television that you sexually assaulted a woman 5 decades ago is not going to endear you to the nation even if you're a "beloved" football pundit. Not okay, boomer
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(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
This military vet got promoted to Major....at 101 years old
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Day 66 of WW3: Russia claims 1 million kidnapped from Ukraine, advances in the south & east slowed, Western aid continues to flow as chances of Russian "victory" fade further. It's your Saturday Ukraine War thread
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Rooting against your own country has consequences. Not here, but in some countries
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Fri April 29, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump endorses Pence for reelection (no, not that one)
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(Time)
 
 
 
China calls its relationship with Russia a 'New Model' for the world apparently after binging a night of "Maury," "Jerry Springer," and russian tequila
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russia stronkly shrugs off puny economic sanctions, slashes central bank interest rate to 14%, predicts miniscule inflation of 23%, increases chocolate ration to 5 grammes
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson alerts viewers to a plot straight out of a conservative wet dream
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Get ready for the next wave of resignations, as workers around the country tell their bosses to go fark themselves rather than agree to demands that they return full time to the office
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Acosta accosts Major Traitor Goober about Marshall Law, pulls her trigger, and watches her melt
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Thu April 28, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Central African Republic makes Bitcoin official currency. Yes, 96% of the population has no access to it... but then again, they probably didn't have any access to the previous currency either
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(France 24)
 
 
 
French President Emmanuel Macron gets the tomato treatment on first public appearance after re-election. No word if the disgruntled onlooker was trying to help him with a lemon dijon vinaigrette country salad
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The hosts proving to little girls everywhere that if you keep asking "What's going to keep me in power?" that someday they too can represent "fark you I got mine" in the aging, out-of-touch political party of their choosing
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Guess who is a fan of separation of church and state? In certain instances
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(CNN)
 
 
 
OMG DEMS IN DISARRAY. ECONOMIC COLLAPSE. INFLATION INFLATION INFLATION. 2022 IS LOST. FLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES. Gee, it's too bad they couldn't get CNN+ to work
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
FOX : "Did you lie?" McCarthy: "Whatabout, uh, the border?" FOX: "Follow up question: did you lie?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We are losing 10 soccer fields of tropical forest every minute. No matter whether you translate this to Rhode Islands or Your Moms, this is not good
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just the water in Lake Mead falling to a new low that's completely unprecedented in history. How unprecedented? Well, one of the lake's original intake valves from 1971 is now plainly visible
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Putin threatens "lightning-fast strikes" on those who want to intervene in the war
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Wed April 27, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
New NASA map shows the actual number of wildfires burning across the United States right now and HOLY SMOKES THE EAST COAST IS GONE, MAN. IT'S GONE. Also, sucks to be you, eastern Kansas. I mean, more than normal, even
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Some days, you just can't even stage an international incident (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Hopeful Chilean Guy)
 
 
 
Looks like Chile might be going to the World Cup after all
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Global aid response on Ukraine is too short-term, says study on modern short attention sp-OOH SHINY
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a country that seems increasingly bent on becoming Florida, it only makes sense that America's hottest housing market is Tampa
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(Ynet)
 
 
 
White House believes that after years of being six months away from having a nuke that Iran may actually complete it in just weeks
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
North Korean despot Kim Jong-Un says he is 'prepared' to use NK's nuclear arsenal in his upcoming parade of his military force. Subby still trying to figure out why he would want to nuke his own parade
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News exposes GOP plans for American education: "Maybe we should just eliminate public schools"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola sales shoot up like someone dropped a Mentos in there
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Mon April 25, 2022
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
San Francisco hospital celebrates 1,000th lung transplant, possibly by having confetti wheezed out of a patient's chest
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Defense Secretary: Ukraine can win the war if they have the right equipment. Subby feels similarly about hooking up with Kate Beckinsale
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
As long as you don't mind the floods, hurricanes, chemical plant explosions and increasingly fascist state government, Houston remains a great market for homebuyers
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1983, Soviet leader Yuri Andropov wrote a letter to U.S. fifth-grader Samantha Smith, claiming that the Soviet Union wanted peace, understanding, and possibly to steal her washing machine and toilet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The top oil-exporting county in the world says it it going to ban all exports this week, which is sending oil prices skyrocketing, but is not expected to affect gas prices at all
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, Japan seems well on its way to whitewashing its past
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Add dishwashers to the long list of things Trump doesn't understand
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Earth pops another zit
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(Kyiv Post)
 
 
 
Oil depot in Bryansk, Russia suffers a coincidence
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Russian missile to carry several hyperbolic weapons
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Sun April 24, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
JD Vance: "The thing that Trump revealed, more than any policy achievement, is that we are living in an incredibly corrupt country." When you're right, you're right
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Do you have $20 million to spare? Then you can buy the Ukrainian Air Force a MIG-29. I'm looking at you, Jeff Bezos
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Austin to visit Ukraine on Sunday, help keep Kyiv weird
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Three words we totally need right now: "New Ebola outbreak"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson calls Obama a fascist. That's the joke
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(Salon)
 
 
 
It's just a gallon of milk. How much can it cost? Two, maybe three hundred dollars?
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(Fox 28 New York)
 
 
 
Rep. Elise Stefanik fully supports Kevin McCarthy and will keep leaking damaging audio about him until she becomes Speaker of the House
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
For reasons unimaginable, nobody wants to referee youth sports anymore
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
The Tokyo Metropolitan Bureau of Transportation is tired of taking your garbage
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Finnish bomb shelter network receives new attention. I'll be in my bunker
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like trees so I'm making you a giant tree made out of trees for your diamond jubilee
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Parents upset with uncle's gift to nephew, a kitchen set which featured lots of appliances, a battery operated vacuum cleaner & fridge, as they believe kitchens are for girls only. Despite numbers showing that 74.8% of chefs in the country are men
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
"I don't think someone like that should be allowed in a school setting. He decided to compare Obama to Hitler and called someone the c-word in school"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russian General lets slip the ultimate endgame for the Ukraine war: control of the entire Black Sea coast from Crimea to Odessa. Yes Odessa IS in yet another currently independent country
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Oh no Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton didn't, she broke a strict royal rule and 'disrobed' in public
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to watch giant sad dancing kiwifruit? Today's your day
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
The Russian Lady in Hartford changes its name to The Ukranian Lady, бо йди на хуй Росія, ось чому
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Eddie Van Halen left behind an indelible musical legacy. Oh and he also left a seven-figure donation to a US music education foundation too
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Thu April 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"So what can you make with this crate of spare parts?" "Well, let's see... how about 20 more operational warplanes. Thanks"
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Got a spare room? Help out if you can. Subby already registered on a Ukrainian site and just received a call today asking to host a family. Details in first post
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ukraine mocks Putin's 'scary' Satan II ICBM missile test by making him look like button-pushing missile shooter Kim Jong-Un (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Abe's Books)
 
 
 
200 signed and numbered copies of the first edition of "Fahrenheit 451" were specially bound in asbestos. Copies like this one occasionally come on the market, but don't expect fire-sale prices
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Wed April 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just when you thought the Bernie Bros were out, their namesake pulls them back in
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's planting season in Ukraine, and we're not just talking about sunflower seeds from the pockets of dead Russian soldiers. This a problem for the world food supply
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Germany's annual producer price inflation topped 30% in March, hitting its highest level since the Federal Statistics Office began collecting data 73 years ago. GQP: This is Biden's fault
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(What's new, pussycat?)
 
 
 
I'd write, "You know who else is one of the fastest college track stars in the country," but this guy was actually able to finish a race
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A majority of voters favor mask and vaccine mandates. Unfortunately the Constitution forbids the majority from ruling in America
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Couple inspired by 'This Is Us' sell house, plan to travel country visiting Bills Backers groups. Asked for a quote, the husband mysteriously just said, "Welcome to Poundtown"
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
MeinPillow is somehow still doing this, says his findings will shock the whole country on Thursday "if everything goes right"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Brit PM BoJo apologizes again. This time for being a clown when it comes to lockdown parties
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why is the EasyJet allowing religious services in flight in the first place?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
College students, parents, teachers, and administrations are about to get a hard lesson in pricing when it comes to supply and demand
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Visibly tattooed pro athlete decides needles with vaccines are too scary
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
But, now how many residents have windmill cancer?
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Mon April 18, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Billionaire investor invites his billionaire friends over to donate gobs of money to Joe Manchin (I-OU). One would assume a group like this was working hard to make the child tax credit permanent
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The clock is ticking on your leftover ham. Here are some tasty options to try before the bacteria buzzer sounds
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Yes. Yes it could
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(Some Peeper)
 
Video
 
You are cordially invited to the one and only original Racine Art Museum's 13th Annual International Peeps Art Exhibition: All 162 entries. Peepshow starts at 2:20 and continues for a Wisconsin half hour, which is a little over 60 minutes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Next time you are having a heart attack, call Dr. Judge because she knows more about public health than anyone
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I see Verizon is taking lessons from Starbucks and raising their minimum wage after one single store voted to unionize
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(National Today)
 
 
 
April 18 is Tax Day. Did you pay your taxes? Did you flee the country? Or are you just rich?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Biden's Easter message is one of "faith, hope and love". TFG's Easter message? "Happy Easter to the radical left maniacs who are destroying our country"
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Man in Japan dies after eating yam-like poisonous gloriosa bulb. Speaking of "Eat This Not That," health ministry recommends you don't eat that
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
What a business that isn't interested in putting profit over people looks like
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
"Anything I can do for this team to help them win, I'll do it." Well, other than getting vaccinated so you can take the mound and literally win a game for the team
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Guess which country has massive, angry, biting bullants; stinging, swarming, venomous jack jumper ants; and acid-spitting crazy yellow ants that want to eat your children. Go on, guess
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What is the filling in a Cadbury egg?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pat Sajak continues to Pat Sajak
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Fri April 15, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Restaurant manager in Moscow flies Ukranian flag, is called a Nazi. That's 'Moscow' as in 'Moscow Mitch'
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
What is the deal with all these sitcom moms dying?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You have the right to remain silent, but the police can use torture to make you speak
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The bird flu that's plaguing the country's avian population has now infected our bald eagles. Oh noes, USA USA USA
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Russian media declares World War III begins because Ukraine guessed B5
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(Hell no)
 
 
 
You thought pineapple pizza was bad
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember all those Republican Congresspeople running down to the US/Mexico border to get their pictures taken, then running back home? It's like that, but in Ukraine
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Thu April 14, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
America's Student Loan Crisis is actually a result of the complete failure of America's Educational System. As people in all 57 states can tell you
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(News and Guts)
 
 
 
Russia losing naval war to country with no navy
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is inadvertently talking his way into indictment
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Maamoul is the seasonal cookie that happens to be a little bit country, a little bit rock and roll
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The old argument about which branch of the military is the toughest has finally been settled
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Charlie Kirk: "Trump and I are not liberals Sure, we may be hipocrites, exploiters, liars, fascists and liberals, but we don't own large buildings"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Even the Russian hackers are now sucking these days
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Ukraine announces the re-capture of Ukrainian oligarch Viktor Medvedchuk, who fled house arrest on treason charges days after the war began, and most likely would have been head of the "Vichy" Ukrainian government if Putin's invasion plan had worked
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Want to know where the "pickleback" was invented? Well here's the owner of the Bushwick Country Club recounting the story of how a hungover employee and a vinegar-loving patron created the now world famous bourbon-and-pickle juice shot
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Law firm of Dewey, Cheetum & Howe files a class action lawsuit against Netflix for depriving their clients from watching Bridgerton and Don't Look Up after Pooty Poot invaded Ukraine. Actions have consequences
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Make Lunch Count day, so get into the kitchen and me a sandwich, Dracula
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man caught stealing Audi from Tulsa dealership tries to avoid charges by claiming Donald Trump made him a US Marshal
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Nearly 86% of U.S. COVID cases caused by BA.2. Man, I told you all that the A-Team reboot was a bad idea
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(Some Baller)
 
 
 
Former NBA player Spencer Haywood admits to giving himself a circumcision as a kid. Subby's hurt so bad he couldn't walk for a whole year
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle rent increased by 19% since last year, raising the cost of a modest refrigerator box to unaffordable levels for many
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If your government releases a "military invasion survival guide" you might want to let it in
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Steven Seagal has Fire Down Below for Putin
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: I'm donating terminals to get Starlink to Ukraine. US taxpayers: Explain this bill then?
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California man stealing a catalytic converter gets instant carma
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In war, not all casualties "cost" the same, A new conscript is easy to replace, but it takes millions of dollars and a decade or more to train a new elite soldier or a high-ranking officer. Guess which type Russia is losing disproportionately
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Actress Kathy Lamkin, who appeared in 'No Country for Old Men' and 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' among others, has passed at age 74. Goodnight, funny woman
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study shows men are less religious when they live in a more gender neutral country that doesn't rely on teachings from thousands of years ago based on the words of an invisible man in the sky
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Andrew Yang comes up with the perfect example of national unity: that time when Democrat Andrew Johnson was selected as Republican Abe Lincoln's running mate. Aside from severely damaging Reconstruction, nothing went wrong
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Mon April 11, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
"Go Hard disk dark past, take your abominable memories with you"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently "the Butcher of Syria" isn't just the name of the halal place down the road
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Uh oh, time to re-activate the Freedom Convoy 1st Division, stat
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(Times of Malta)
 
 
 
Russia: We'll see you in court court. *Pays lawyers in bushels of acorns*
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(CNN)
 
 
 
To the left: "French President Emmanuel Macron will face Marine Le Pen in the second round of the country's presidential election" - To the right: suggestions as to what 'Marine Le Pen' translates as
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
On this day in 1970 Houston received a message from Apollo 13 about some sort of problem as they headed to the moon
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(Huffington Post)
 
Hero
 
Ukraine is now fisting Russia if I'm reading this right
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Local Utah GOP delegates busted for double stuffing their ballots at a party convention
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Professional Cheese Thieves
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Conspiracy peddler endorses snake oil salesman
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Sat April 09, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Putin puts the 'poor' in Standard & Poor
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Reporter: "So, do we really have a Democratic President who has the balls to finally call out the Republicans for being the horrible people they are?" Psaki: *smiles*
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Some people are still taking Covid seriously as people over 65 are starting to get their 2nd booster shots
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Man: "I did that. I did that. That's what I did," and then he found out
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Fri April 08, 2022
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Farkersburgh, PA
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
NATO to Finland: You guys? Sure, come on in. We love you reindeer wranglers. We'll get you our group savings card and a buncha' official coffee mugs, too
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Best Korean moles tunneling again at underground nuclear test site, possibly to celebrate the birthday of the country's founding father, Kim Il-sung with a big bada boom
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Disney Star Wars Hotel. New hotness: Disney Toy Story Hotel
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the main picture it seems the UK is sending some kind of mobile fencing unit to Ukraine
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fatso ran away on January 6, remembers it differently now: "Secret Service said I couldn't go. I would have gone there in a minute"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson moderates his stance on the Russo-Ukrainian war, claims that BSAB now
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Thu April 07, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
That EU ban on Rooskie coal? Not going to fully kick in until August, if at all
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Are you a Russian or Belarus runner hoping to participate in this year's Boston Marathon? WELL, ОЧЕНЬ ПЛОХО
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
For the fourth year in a row, Ohio man gives up food for Lent, subsisting only on beer. "It's not about getting drunk," he said unconvincingly
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(CBS Sports)
 
Hero
 
Jets owner Woody Johnson donating $1 million to Ukraine. Ukraine would prefer actual jets, but it's something
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
US to sanction Putins. Yes, plural
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A Cavalier was elected as the first black mayor of Milwaukee, bucking the system that had never produced a black mayor previously. Before you click, no it's not Lebron James
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(Russia Beyond The Headlines)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago the Soviet Union collapsed. Leaving one Cosmonaut in space saying "Er, guys, can I come home? Please?" for five months
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russian ultranationalist Vladimir Zhirinovsky dies at 75. No word on exactly which of Dante's circles he will be residing in
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pope kisses Ukrainian flag, fails to give it tongue
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Bob Gibbs (R-OH) "I don't want to actually work for votes. I want a job handed to me. Therefore, I quit"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Wimbledon considering banning Russia's best tennis player in a move that should end the war immediately
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jewish, Muslim-hating white supremacist Laura Loomer switches districts to run in the GOP primary in "the whitest county in Florida", will focus on "issues of CRT and anti-white racism and anti-white hatred", vows to chain herself to Disney's doors
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump claims another scalp. GOP Rep. Fred Upton announces his retirement to spend more time trying to figure out how a used car salesman from Queens hijacked his party
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Spirit continues to mile high its passengers without leaving the ground
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Now that Twitter is Musky, we will rule the country and the left will rue the day"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
Hero
 
Random words that make a headline: Black Ukrainian Jewish female hip-hop refugees
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Mon April 04, 2022
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Japan invents AI-powered self-driving forklifts, who will tryyyyy to kill you with less accountability. Olé
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Orlando suburb learns that escaped pet rabbits reproduce like, well, like rabbits
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Pregnant women in Texas don't need abortions. Not when they've got a farm for all those broodmares to be put to work, in between attending mandatory Bible classes
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oscars suffer another blow as 2022's biggest star snubs them and appears on the Grammys instead
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Do you WANT Snowpiercers? because THIS, this is how you get Snowpiercers
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The Jordanian Formerly Known As Prince
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
US cities with the highest home price growth since 2000. Subby's has quadrupled, but that's only because of the price of gas and aftermarket chrome
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lithuania, painfully aware that they likely got "next" if Russia's "getting the band back together" campaign continues, becomes the first EU country to ban all Russian oil and gas imports, urging everyone else to do the same
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Remember the "buy a house for 1 Euro" campaign in Italy? Yeah, about that
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"The new American dream is to leave America"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tick tock, Putin
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Sat April 02, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In fairness the only ones who fear Putin these days are the generals who have to give him bad news
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NATO allies to tractor more vintage Soviet tanks to Ukraine
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Well, first off, he's $38,500 the the poorer for it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Rubber Duck has definitely gone 10-7
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is Fentanyl not destroying your life fast enough? Try Isotonitazene
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old man Mitt Romney (a member of the FU I've got mine club) hates younger Americans, suggests cutting retirement benefits for them
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
The GOP is now facing the QAnon monster they created
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Russian tyrant Vladimir Putin now constantly followed by a thyroid cancer doctor wherever he goes. No sightings of the Grim Reaper behind the doctor yet (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Tech group wants to increase Canada's poverty rate
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
As the deadline for rent relief looms in California, hundreds of thousands of renters (and 7 landlords) wait for a decision
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The marketplace of ideas: In February 2022, the most downloaded apps in Russia were visual chat filters and online retailers. In March, privacy apps and VPNs suddenly became popular
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
TFW you invade a country and their army's so nice you join (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
Wait, you mean to say Ted Cruz actually had friends?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Exploding trees in Wales deemed a safety risk. Still better than exploding whales in trees. Probably
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(US News)
 
 
 
Russia drafts 134,500 conscripts but says they won't be sent to die in Ukraine. Probably another country on Putin's hit list, but still not Ukraine
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Canada will ban sales of combustion engine passenger cars by 2035. Yeah, well, we'll see aboot that
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Wed March 30, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
There is the Right way, the Wrong way, and the Military way to eat curry
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Cruise ships not risky for Covid, apparently
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
And he's single
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Putin the unmerciful has a 1280mph 'Backfire' bomber now being used in Ukraine that can carry hypersonic missiles. This probably won't scare Ukrainians as they have shot everything he's sent at them out of the air so far (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Vlad threatens to nuke IKEA, raising fears of even hotter meatballs (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
Hero
 
Tell a Russian warship to "go fark yourself"? That's a medallin'
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(Motor 1)
 
 
 
UK company will let your crotchfruit as young as 10 drive a real Ferrari or Lamborghini on a closed course. This tracks - right into the infield if not wall
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
'Ol Treepuncher tries attacking LGBT community, Joe Biden, and it goes horribly wrong. Difficulty: From Republicans. "It's sad that a CUSS word.... a CUSS sentence.... can be used by so many folks that claim to love Jesus.... think about it"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
How's that homeowner's insurance market coming along in state prone to frequent hurricanes, tornadoes? "I was shocked when I shopped around, it just didn't seem like anyone wanted my business"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Americans are making a run for the border to get gas. Not a repeat from 1988
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Now you're just being looney and you're using the goodness of ice cream to do it. Shame on you
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Surprised that Ukraine's Air Force is still flying after more than a month of Russian onslaught? American pilots who've trained with them aren't
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
I do not pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, or to the hypocrisy for which it stands, one nation under duress, divided, with liberty and justice for some. Also, I get $90,000 because my teacher threatened to fail me
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Tue March 29, 2022
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
China ghosts Keanu Reeves because of his music tastes
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
At this rate, Millennials will only be able to afford the toast
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Now that the Russian war in Ukraine is in ruins, Putin's allies pull out the knives for the coming blame game (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Maryland state senator William C. Smith saw a sudden flurry of activity in his Twitter account Sunday night
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Cheney: Trump was repeatedly warned Jan 6 would turn violent. Of course, as Trump remembers it "warned" was more like "encouraged that"
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(Crypto current seize)
 
 
 
"I tell you why I hate Canada, half of you speak French, and the other half let them"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FDA says if you are over 50 you can have a second booster, or if you're from Boston, borcester
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
He said the loud part loud and the quiet part louder
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Meow
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(CBC)
 
 
 
☢🍁
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Mon March 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Take the last train to Helsinki, I'll be waiting with horns blaring, We'll have time for a little kinky, and a bit of fermented herring, oh no no no, oh no no no
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In Germany, you can go visit the Oo to see the Ebras, go to the movies to watch heroic Orro defend Mexican peons, or listen to _ _ Top's greatest hits
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(Some Scottish Guy)
 
 
 
There's Skywriting, and then there's ... this
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(WalletHub)
 
 
 
Where do you live in the US? Are you living a blissful life, or are you so stressed out that the knots between your shoulder blades have their own knots? Surprisingly, Fark's favorite state did better than expected, but not by much
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prepare your fainting couch but BS is spiking
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
43 years ago the Three Mile Island nuke plant was exposed to a Pepsi Syndrome
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia plans a 'Korean scenario' for Ukraine, Intelligence chief claims, possibly by storming out of a Security Council so the rest of the world can plan a United Nations response
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Day 33 of WW3: Zelensky says Ukraine can be neutral and non-nuclear but wants security guarantees, Putin now plans to split the country, and Biden walks back his regime change remarks. It's your Monday Ukraine War thread
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Sheriff rescues party of 11 from sinking boat during Blue Angels performance during Tampa Bay AirFest. Talk about timing, precision
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Sun March 27, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Taliban promise not to blow up any more Buddhas as long as China will set up copper mines
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Sat March 26, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Good news for Music lovers - one of the Bay Area's last country music stations is no more
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(Axios)
 
 
 
America embraces the calm before the next pandemic
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Putin: They got the Golden Arches, mine is Sideway Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News confused by pizza
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin (R) running for Congress on news that her style of uneducated, unqualified, and unashamed pseudo-politics has become the GOP mainstream
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham: "Sure, we kind of feel bad for all those Ukrainian folks who lost everything. But if we accept refugees, your taxes will go up and that's bad"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Flu cases rising as more Americans forego masks, breathe all over each other
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Russians are no longer able to listen to Joe Rogan
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Fri March 25, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Gay whale tangled in fetish gear prompts search by Devo. Wait, hang on, let me put my glasses on
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russian State TV: "In January, experts on the same show estimated that Russia could overtake the entire neighboring country in a matter of 11 minutes. Their current predictions have shifted from minutes to decades"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today is International Waffle Day, so here's a mighty fine serving of Scattered, Smothered, Chopped, Chunked, Diced, Capped, Topped, Peppered, and Country songs to accompany your meal
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Remember when Hannity and Tulsi were besties?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's like a caaaaaaaaaake laced wiith weed on your wedding day
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Expecto absurdum (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russia has kidnapped more than 400,000 Ukrainians
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Failing Russian troops now have extra stress on the battle front, Putin the tyrant has decided an 'end date' for the Ukraine war and told they must win by then (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Psst, wanna buy some oil and gas? We accept Bitcoin, or anything else you have on you
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Thu March 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ukraine is using 500 Stingers and 500 Javelins every day to fight off the Russians
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Spiffy new high tech weapons detection system installed in schools in the only country in the world where this is necessary
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(The Pig Site)
 
 
 
Ukraine's sunflower seed exports to plunge by nearly half, presumably they're all lining the pockets of Russian soldiers
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
As the G7 leaders gather today to discuss further isolation of Russia, just a friendly reminder that TFG wanted to force the G7 to readmit Russia, and that the American public has the memory of a gnat
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
Hero
 
Minnesota World War II veteran honored by French government. His secret to a long life - drink a lot of Scotch
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Albright took a shot at Putin before passing, said he was "small, pale and almost reptilian" which is incidentally the way I want to be remembered
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
Hero
 
Your grandma was quite the worker at the WWII munitions factory. J'adore on the factory floor
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Russia done farked up
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