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Sat April 14, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
We'd all be better off as a nation if Press Your Luck, The Newlywed Game, and Hollywood Squares were still on the air
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Zut alors. Retired French star soccer player, currently director for Miami FC, has gone native, with the Gallic flair of holding cup of wine when taken into custody
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I just accepted a great job offer with a company contingent on a background check. Criminally, I'm fine, but I was a sex worker. I called it freelance work on my resume. Is that the wrong kind of prostituting for business?"
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Wed April 11, 2018
(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
What is the silliest reason for which you've ever ended a relationship?
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Sun April 08, 2018
(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
You might not want to sit down for this: Sitting is the new smoking
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Wed April 04, 2018
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Knives, scissors, lesbian twins, 69 news website. This story has it all
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Mon April 02, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Netflix is recruiting couch potatoes
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, it's a live-action adaptation of Jesus Christ Superstar starring John Legend as the Son of God. How many botched lines will there be? Will audiences suffer for what seems like 40 days and nights? The suffering begins at 8pm ET on NBC
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Video games help aging canines stay mentally agile. Your dog wants Sudoku
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
On Air New Zealand, if you have the scratch and you wanna stretch out, you might want to try the "sky couch" for all your sleeping needs. Includes a cuddle belt so the kids don't ping pong off the ceiling when there's turbulence
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We're about to see if affluenza can be cured
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You may want to get your fainting couches ready for this, but it looks like "Justice League" is going to be the lowest grossing film in the DCEU
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Sat March 17, 2018
(The Alliance Review)
 
 
 
That kid that was suspended for NOT walking out of class during gun violence protests? Yeah...hold on to your pearls and prepare your fainting couch, but it turns out the truth may have been fudged a wee bit
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Wed March 14, 2018
(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
Federal employees who "telework" are happier than their office-bound counterparts. Well, getting paid to lie on a couch all day while binging on Netflix and chocolate will do that for a person
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Mon March 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sales of fainting couches skyrocket as it turns out that Erik Prince was lying when he testified in congress about his contacts with Russians
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
The 10 best music videos, according to Beavis and Butthead
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Fri March 02, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
The salient question in this man chops other man with hatchet story would be: Is he wearing eyeliner? (with mug; you decide)
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Thu March 01, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Equifax rummages through their couch cushions and finds 2.4 million more people affected by their massive breach
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wait, you're telling me that Alex Jones' Infowars is a toxic workplace roiling with racial slurs and sexual harassment? *collapses onto fainting couch*
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Marvel Cinematic Universe passes $14 billion in earnings. DC currently going through couch cushions, looking for change
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Mon February 26, 2018
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"Police say they did not find the suspect, who didn't live at the home, however, they did find Williams passed out on the couch with marijuana, pills, a handgun, methamphetamine pipe and a digital scale nearby"
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If you were serious about becoming a blacksmith you would've done the hammering yourself and not hired a friend to attempt to hammer to death your unsupportive parents. So you see, maybe they were right about you lacking conviction for your dreams
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Recreational soccer players have better health numbers than couch potatoes, despite their habitual total collapses to the ground as if mortally wounded
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
Robot dogs open doors, cooperate, don't shed on the couch. Still not welcoming our robotic overlords. It's your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Mon February 12, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel says he's bipolar. Meaning he both sucks and blows
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Sat February 10, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston is so rich that she has a sofa that is worth more than your house
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Thu January 25, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Get your fainting couches out. Turns out that some of the loudest opponents to immigration have ancestors that came over in the exact same way as they oppose. Chain migration to forging documents. It doesn't matter to them tho, they weren't brown
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Mon January 22, 2018
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Netflix sat on the couch and gobbled up over 8 million new subscribers last quarter
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Sat January 20, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Labradoodle is a funny name for a life saving dog (or two)
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
We've had a lot of speeches lately from politicians resigning after sexual harassment allegations but very few where they admit to crying on the floor and vowing revenge
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Wed January 10, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today in December: Wahlberg and Williams did the re-shoots for All The Money In The World for free
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I love my new $12 wool blanket. What's your favorite cheap-ass item? Bonus points for knock-off appliances
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Sat January 06, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Lindsey has gone from "fainting couch" to "casting couch"
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Bad guy with a knife stopped by good guy with a chair
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Fri January 05, 2018
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Manatees take refuge from the cold in Florida. Wake up drunk and naked on a couch at a stranger's house
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man accidentally enters wrong house and falls asleep on couch. Homeowner finds him but lets him sleep, offers breakfast and sends him on his way
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Decider)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holiday family gathering: The 10 worst sex scenes to watch with your parents (NSFW images)
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