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headlines found matching 'coronavirus restrictions'
Wed July 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump bails out on Alabama rally after realizing maybe people just might not want to catch the covid
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Tue June 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just in time .... duunnn dunnn... for NYC beaches to reopen, ... duuuunnnn duun... a guest shows up to welcome swimmers ... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn
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Fri June 26, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
With their states engulfed in viral explosions, the Donnie-loving governors of Fla, Tx, and Az are now backpedaling faster than a room of Trump spokescreatures after a 3 a.m. tweet-storm
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With some reopenings being stopped, many Americans are in limbo - nobody knows where the bar's been set
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Pariah States of America
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Biden plans to formally accept the Democratic presidential nomination in person at scaled-back convention in Milwaukee
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Thu June 18, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Bank of England says the UK's recession is "less bad," but refuses to go so far as to say it's not "doubleplusungood"
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Tue June 16, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Hong Kong leader/China pupper Carrie Lam urges people not to 'demonize' the new Chinese security law, rather to just relax and let the possession happen
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Production on Dances With Smurfs II: The Wrath of Azrael resumes filming in New Zealand after Coronavirus restrictions are lifted
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Tue June 09, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Britain's Prince Philip turns 99 on Wednesday. Asked to what he attributes his long life, the Prince replied, "centuries of royal inbreeding"
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Heading back to the gym in 26 minutes? How to keep your 'rona to yourself and not stuck with someone else's
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Photos show how restaurants around the world are trying to keep customers safe while reopening. If you always wanted your own Cone of Silence or thought it would be fun to be the protagonist from "I Am Legend," this is the pandemic for you
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
SCOTUS tells churches that they must comply with coronavirus restrictions
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
7 questions answered on how to socialize safely as coronavirus restrictions ease. 8) Don't forget to change out of your house pajamas before leaving
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jersey shore braces for a plague worse than COVID, the invasion of the unlocked-down New Yorkers
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Wed May 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
God sends a message to two churches in the south that reopened and defied common sense
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump to governors: "If you don't agree with me on reopening, I will send in the feds"
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Profiles in Courage: Wisconsin edition
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
NYC is likely to start reopening in early June. Mayor deBlasio hoping tourists will come and visit to look at dark theaters, closed museums, out of business restaurants and stores, and fenced off parks
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guns, nooses, and Meal Team Six make up the Flu Klux Klan
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Wed May 13, 2020
(DW)
 
 
 
So you have a Canadian girlfriend? Hold my beer and watch this
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
National leader announces easing of Coronavirus restrictions, even as daily infection figures are peaking, shifting responsibility to regional governors. No, not that one - but it might as well be
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Every accusation a confession: Trump accuses Pennsylvania's governor of "playing politics" with their Coronavirus restrictions to try to influence the election
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For all the shouting Meal Team Six is doing about reopening gyms, fitness centers, and buffets, it only seems that they care about the last
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Both sides agree: Boris Johnson is an idiot
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Sun May 10, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Germany has eased its Coronavirus restrictions. Let's see how that's working... oh scheisse
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida's reopening resulted in 13,000 pounds of trash left on Cocoa Beach. Jeannie and Major Nelson are outraged
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Thu May 07, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Who would have thought there's be so much overlap between people missing the point of Tiger King and people ignoring social distancing? Everyone? Oh, carry on then
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonald's employees ask customers to leave due to coronavirus restrictions. Guess what happens next. Hint: See tag
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Tue May 05, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Texas will have none of your Branch Dildonian behavior
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Poll: most Americans disbelieve officially reported coronavirus death counts. Difficulty: Republicans think fewer people have died than officially reported
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Mon May 04, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
California man arrested and released three times in a day due to coronavirus restrictions. (w/why are you even bothering mugshot)
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Sat May 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
25-year-old law student spent early days of pandemic playing Pokemon Go, until he noticed the birds: "I thought, why don't I take up birding? It's like real-life Pokemon Go"
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Thu April 30, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pence yesterday: I chose not to wear a mask so I could look patients in the eye. Pence today: The Vice President was unaware of the Mayo's mask policy. Mayo yesterday: Pence was informed of the mask policy. Mayo today: Crickets
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Germany eases coronavirus restrictions. Guess what happened next?
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
The GOP is busing protestors to "grassroots" "reopen" rallies in other cities. Orders being taken now for 2020 Spontaneous Totally Grassroots Reopen Rally Tour T-shirts
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Sat April 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wisconsin is going to have a very bad May
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Tue April 21, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Unemployment claims filed in Florida since March 15: 1,500,000. Workers who have received payment: 40,193. Market value of diamonds squeezed from coal by Gov. DeSantis' sphincter: Priceless
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
She sells sea shells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely sea shells I see piling up on the sea shore thanks to coronavirus keeping sea shore tourists away
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Australia admits coronavirus restrictions may last for a year
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Wed April 15, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Denmark has decided to re-open its schools, apparently figuring the horns on the helmets the kids wear will give then enough natural "social distance" to keep them safe
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Tue April 14, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ghosts enforce coronavirus restrictions in Indonesian village. In other news, they don't have Scooby Doo in Indonesia
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Some Australian)
 
 
 
But is it though?
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Wed April 08, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Steelers GM wants a 10-round draft this year because people need more entertainment
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Disney may check visitors' temperatures when their parks reopen, might not even charge for the experience
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently Americans are happy sitting at home and stuffing their faces with food and drinking booze, most say they'll keep staying home this month even if restrictions are lifted for the coronavirus
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Arborist uses bucket truck to safely visit mother on third floor of her nursing home. Management eyes attached wood chipper for body disposal
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Tue March 31, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
New Jersey couple charged with child endangerment after hosting a Coronavirus Party where over forty morons showed up
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Mon March 30, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Largest rent-to-own operator in the UK collapses like a (Bright)House of cards
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Tue March 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Senate may fumble the Coronavirus relief bill "on the two yard line" because the GOP senators couldn't resist trying to fark over people on food stamps one more time, and House democrats will burn the whole thing to the ground if that's included
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
National Rifle Association in even worse financial shape due to coronavirus restrictions, unable to hold gun shows and fundraisers. Fark: Wayne LaPierre earned $2.2 million in 2018
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Hill is now giving corporations naming rights on their news reports, oh and the stimulus bill passed or something
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Democrats are starting to play hardball, introducing amendments to require any company receiving federal bailouts to offer sick leave to employees, not fire anybody during the pandemic AND be banned from lobbying until the money is repaid
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Mon March 23, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
States are competing against the federal government for medical supplies and it's driving up prices
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Cirque du Soleil CEO to acrobats: You know how y'all can fark yourselves? Do that
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