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Fri August 14, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
EasyJet cancels flights to Conehead Country after quarantine announced
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Buried lede: They're having contests in Sturgis to see who can sneeze the "furthest out"
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Sat August 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Look at this GREAT jobs report." "Um... Mr. President, that's actually bad news." "Look at this GREAT jobs report"
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Covid-induced recession and recovery is neither a V nor a U. Rather, it's a drunken square root symbol
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Cherokee Tribune & Ledger)
 
 
 
Atlanta In-Person School Update: Whoever had two days, you won
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Tue August 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC health commissioner tells the mayor to take this job and shove it, I ain't socially distancing here no more
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In other news, 'Mask Slackers' in the name of my new indie-post-punk band
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
France to pay home caregivers virus bonus. I dunno, if I was a caregiver, virus is the last bonus I'd want
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Mon August 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We could learn a lesson from the past. In 1918 people were told to wear masks and . . . they were just as stupid as people are now
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Victorians struggle with return of coronavirus, cholera, TB, workhouses, and underage chimney sweeps
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Nine states set new single-day Coronavirus records last week
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Sun August 02, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Who's keeping track of how many health care workers are dying of Covid-19? The CDC? HHS? OSHA? No, just this one anesthesiologist who stays up late at night reading obituaries
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Because 250,000 people apparently can't bear the thought of not being able to drive into a hick town in South Dakota this summer, the Sturgis bike rally will proceed as planned
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
England may have to close its pubs to safely reopen schools. It's like Yobbie's Choice
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Kira Yoshikage, Katsuki Bakugo, and Megumin of the Crimson Demons wanted for questioning
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Thu July 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Commerce Department's GDP report for the 3rd quarter will show the single greatest contraction of the economy in all American history. As in, there has never been a greater contraction. It was THE BIGGEST CONTRACTION EVER. See? Winning
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gohmert is going on the pill
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Drunken Brits ignoring social distancing rules in Spain will get two weeks to think about how dumb they are
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not everyday you see more than a thousand parents participating in a We Demand You Put our Child's Life At Risk rally, particularly not in a state's "hotspot" for new Coronavirus infections, but then...Georgia
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Dogs can sniff out all sorts of things. Drugs, explosives, coronavirus. Say what??
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Fri July 24, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you think less Floridians is "moving in better direction" then yes, Florida is moving in a better direction
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Life as you knew it in 2019 will never return
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump: All schools must fully reopen. Trump's son's school: No
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Texas enters the "storing COVID-19 dead bodies in refrigerated trailers" phase
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump shifts tone on pandemic, now says things will "probably get worse before they get better". So either we've turned the corner and flattened the curve or they've flattened the corner around the curve we've just turned
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Coronavirus infections could be up to 13 times higher across US than initially reported, CDC finds
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Fri July 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's unfair to say Mitch McConnell is doing "nothing" on the pandemic crisis. In fact he working VERY hard on doing the WRONG thing: Giving businesses state and federal immunity from covid-related lawsuits until 2024, retroactive to December 2019
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Spain goes into lockdown mode again, sending 1.6 million Barcelonians to their homes (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Thursday. 77,217 new cases in a day is now the record. For the moment
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
We still don't know if COVID-19 can be chronic and we may not know for months if not longer
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
75% of Americans don't want to send kids to school in the fall. Trump and DeVos to double down on reopening the schools in 3..2..1
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Looking for a good golf tourney? Ohio's hottest club is Whiff. Promoter Bogie Parr has gone all out, and inside it's everything: screaming caddies in Mozart wigs, bunkers, psychos, Furbies, sunburnt groupies with white belts - everything but fans
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wearing a mask to Walmart is no longer optional. Any other clothing may be
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
200k dead by election day
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Wed July 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trudeau burns Trump...politely
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Magic Kingdom of Human Sacrifice to reopen in Orlando
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chilean nurse serenades her virus patients with her violin AFTER her shift ends, saying her aim is to "give a little bit of love, of faith, of hope with my violin. Every time I do it, I do it from my heart"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Florida and Texas report "exponential" growth in last weekend's coronavirus infections. What happens next will amaze you. Unless you can do third grade arithmetic
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Sun July 05, 2020
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
New Hampshire better enjoy those declining coronavirus infections while it can. Superspreader event now scheduled for Saturday
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Wed July 01, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida cases seem to have flattened... perhaps because the state has reached its testing limit
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Tue June 30, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
With the exception of Presidents Lincoln and Roosevelt, there will be no social distancing at Trump's 3rd of July Mount Rushmore event. Yeah, I'm not going to tell him Independence Day is on the 4th either
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
A National Mask Mandate Could Save The U.S. Economy $1 Trillion, Goldman Sachs Says
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Sun June 28, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
10,000,000
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Stonks drop as the market realizes all the peasants are farking broke, not printing more money
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(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
Bets are now open for timing of massive volcanic eruption in the Phillippines, in a densely populated area. Subby places his wager for July
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Small businesses are facing a cash crunch post-lockdown
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
A nursing home in Baltimore was able to keep Covid infections at zero because they listened to Trump and saw right through the lie
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Fri June 19, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Silver lining: Donnie's Tulsa rally is going to make for a tremendous coronavirus experiment. "If you don't get a superspreader event coming out of that it would be surprising"
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wants to find and prosecute Bill Barr
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump campaign officials demand Biden interrupt Trump while Trump's making a mistake
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who knew Biden was a grower?
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Israeli company finds crappy way to trace coronavirus infections
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(White House)
 
 
 
Mike Pence: Pay no attention to rising case counts and hospitalizations
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Governor of Oregon: Yeah, how about we hold back on reopening right now
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good to see the US is back on track to being No.1 for coronavirus stupidity in the world: 14 states and Puerto Rico hit highest seven-day average of new coronavirus infections. USA USA USA
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study indicates that shutdowns prevented over 60 million Coronavirus infections in April
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Even Russian police colonels aren't immune from shoddy window installations. Bonus: He found a shoddy window while suffering from COVID-19
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has all but conquered the south
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New challenge for the feds in these coronavirus times: Workers who don't want to come back to their jobs
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hedge funds wanna know who has coronavirus at the hedge fund. I mean, how can we gamble on stocks without a healthy hedge fund manager
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A very high team of Canadian scientists believes they have found that strong strains of cannabis could help prevent and then treat coronavirus infections. Pass the bong dudes
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin's spokesman hospitalized with Covid-19, showing the dangers inherent in the task of putting playing cards in the spokes of Putin's bicycle
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Sun May 10, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Germany has eased its Coronavirus restrictions. Let's see how that's working... oh scheisse
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Despite Trump's very inspiringly leaderlike order that meat plants stay open to serve the nation in its time of need, pork production is down 50 percent. Huh. Maybe he forgot to say "hereby" when he issued the order?
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Mon May 04, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Yakima County has highest rate of coronavirus infections on West Coast due to agricultural workers, prompting researchers to state "Yakima yaks, don't cough back"
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"I died from coronavirus...but I got better"
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
It's not the virus, it's you
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
China accuses U.S. of 'telling barefaced lies' over Coronavirus, possibly after hurriedly putting on a fake mustache
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Missouri pork plant workers say they can't cover mouths to cough, and that's just boarish
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
University of Louisville research team has devised a way to deny Coronavirus infections, NCAA championships
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