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Sun July 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sooo, who's about to become the next FDA commissioner: Ivanka, the My Pillow guy, or that doughy gun-waving couple from St. Louis?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
There is no sex in the quarantine room
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stock tip: Tiny violins are about to become a hot item
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kansas Republican county official, who also happens to be an editorial cartoonist, crafts sensitive and timely cartoon comparing a statewide mandatory mask order to getting on cattle cars. Who could possibly be offended?
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Sat July 04, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
The dragon's belly is missing some scales
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Fri July 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's almost as if having universal health care, a competent government, nonpartisanism, and deference to experts makes a difference
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"We've got to get a new guy. Trump is erratic. All he's succeeded in doing is juicing up the stock market. Now that's gone to pot because of the coronavirus"
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R), realizing that thousands of Covid deaths don't look good on a resume, finally hits the PANIC button and orders everyone to wear a mask, which he should have done...4 weeks ago
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
County's Emergency Policy Group holds virtual public meeting on its mask mandate. Things went Florida real fast. "These people ... should be immediately dismissed from their position and charged with treason immediately"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's McPauses its U.S. reopening McPlans
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Confirmed cases are rising in 40 of 50 states. It would probably be more, but math is, as we have seen, rather hard for some states
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Arizona's Coronavirus cases are skyrocketing, with 3,300 new cases so far today, So, OF COURSE AZ Rep. and Chair of the "Freedom Caucus" Andy Biggs is calling for the Coronavirus Task Force to be disbanded for daring to contradict Trump on re-opening
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Subby is betting Parscale will state tomorrow he was wrong in his claim of $131M raised for the Trump campaign and it's actually $11M higher
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another day another story about someone who went to a party knowing they had Covid19 and infected and killed a bunch of people
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lots of people said it couldn't be done, folks. That we had no chance. But we did it. We did it with Trump. WE HIT 50,000 NEW CORONAVIRUS CASES IN A SINGLE DAY. Woooooo-hooooo. USA USA USA USA
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Only two states meet the minimum requirements to even think about reopening
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Wed July 01, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida cases seem to have flattened... perhaps because the state has reached its testing limit
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Galveston, TX seeing a surge in coronavirus cases as they brace for the holiday weekend expecting tens of thousands of people at its beaches
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Forget worshipping Mammon, the TX Lt. Gov goes straight to Moloch
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Now there's absolutely no reason to go to Austin, TX
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
No mask, no common sense, no service
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Kids don't really carry the virus. Daycare centers: Hold my glitter macaroni art while I lick the Jungle Jim
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Cult's gonna cult
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As losing to Biden and the Democrats becomes increasingly inevitable, the rest of the GOP goes against Trump on masks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Answer: it's the stupidest possible thing a Lt.. Gov of a state that's reported record numbers of Coronavirus cases every day for the last week could say. What is "I don't listen to Dr. Fauci I didn't need his advice anymore" ?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two weeks ago, Mike Pence said, "Thanks to Donald Trump, we are winning the fight against the invisible enemy." Let's take a quick look at how that turned out, shall we?
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Tue June 30, 2020
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Los Angeles to SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING. for the 4th of July weekend
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not politics, it's science. One graphic explains why the EU doesn't want any American tourists
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gainesville college students who went out partying in bars claiming their college town "barely has any" COVID-19 cases...well you can figure out what happened next
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
With the exception of Presidents Lincoln and Roosevelt, there will be no social distancing at Trump's 3rd of July Mount Rushmore event. Yeah, I'm not going to tell him Independence Day is on the 4th either
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your hot take of the day: Boomer Esiason claims big-time college football programs are infecting their players with COVID-19 so they can be immune when the season starts
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
A National Mask Mandate Could Save The U.S. Economy $1 Trillion, Goldman Sachs Says
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"One graphic explains why Americans are facing an EU travel ban". Difficulty: it's somehow not the picture of the MAGA-hat wearer with his mask pulled up over his eyes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Coronazona to err on the side of murdering Arizonans
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
With a spike of cases in his state, Arizona governor orders all bars, gyms, movie theaters, water parks, and tubing rentals to close for the next 30 days. Vows to find the bastard who allowed them to re-open in the middle of a pandemic
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Mon June 29, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Nation's most populous county, L.A. County issues dire warning that things are deteriorating very rapidly after "alarming increases" in coronavirus cases. States that did not act so stupidly say: Good luck, we're all counting on you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More good news from the World Health Organization, they're now saying "the worst is yet to come" in the fight against the coronavirus, and that "the pandemic is actually speeding up"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
For once Florida Gov. DeSantis is not wrong concerning the coronavirus pandemic and its recent surge
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow Jumps: Shakes magic 8 ball...because it believes in Peter Pan and Tinker Bell
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Country musician Chase Rice ignored COVID-19 lockdown and performed a concert at a packed venue in Tennessee, in case you're wondering where the next outbreak in the South will come from
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Sun June 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
I hope Pence's prayers are up to date
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
College towns are being destroyed by Coronavirus and it could take a decade to recover
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Sure global coronavirus cases have topped 10 million, but this will be a minor number as most of the hardest-hit nations are easing lockdowns too soon
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Americans are so busy avoiding masks they're avoiding the news, too
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump campaign wanted killer optics at Tulsa rally
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(PBS)
 
 
 
*Screams into the void*
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump Tweet Friday night: "I was going to go to Bedminster, New Jersey, this weekend, but wanted to stay in Washington, D.C. to make sure LAW & ORDER is enforced. " ..and by that, he meant "I'm going to my VA golf course instead"
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Study shows COVID-19 might make you brain less good, but the purple of the study didn't monkey for pre-existing dishwasher
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New poll show that 49% of voters "strongly disapprove" of the job Trump is doing. That's a record for Trump, or, ANY sitting president since polling began
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(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
The death rate in prisons is outrageous. We have a plague that is killing prisoners, the elderly, the poor, and the homeless--our most vulnerable. And Christian evangelicals are fine with it. Jesus wept
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(Market Screener)
 
 
 
American Airlines will stop limiting seat capacity on flights beginning July 1. Don't worry - these things usually self-correct
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Consumer sentiment slips in late June as confidence in U.S. economic policies slumps to Trump-era low"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't worry, he was only pretending
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo to Republican Governors: Denial isn't just a river in Egypt and it shouldn't be a life strategy either
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Gen Z is out to kill off the boomers
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor and Andy Rooney cosplayer Mike Parson says he's not to blame for surge in COVID-19 cases since he reopened the state, the media and the people who died are
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Wed June 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One more thing Covid-19 can do that most diseases cannot (maybe), and that's pass through the placenta from mother to newborn babies
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(CBS 17)
 
 
 
Time lapse video shows only 12 percent of people wearing masks as they take a Covid-cation in Myrtle Beach
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With some reopenings being stopped, many Americans are in limbo - nobody knows where the bar's been set
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Yakima County, Washington is the latest to run out of hospital beds from treating COVID-19
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Tue June 23, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Viral science superspreader Dr. Fauci testifies before the US House today
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New US COVID-19 cases jump 25% last week with the great states of Arizona, Florida and Texas setting records. If the "Hawaii 5-0" theme isn't brainworming you by now, you must already be on a ventilator
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kudlow says there's 'no second wave' of coronavirus which means there's probably going to be at least 5-6 waves before we get better
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(Axios)
 
 
 
WHO reports highest single-day increase in confirmed coronavirus cases worldwide...a "world record" so to speak
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The stock market finally realizes that COVID-19 didn't go away
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Sat June 20, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
So let's see how things are going in Tulsa... oh, dear
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Fri June 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida and Texas governors have found the cause for increase in coronavirus cases
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tulsa mayor officially declares civil emergency ahead of Trump rally. Inofficial narionwide civil emergency still in effect and presumably to stay in place until January 20th 2021
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Protip: If your family member is on a ventilator, don't unplug it in order to use the outlet for something else
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Plan? Like to keep people from getting each other sick? Oh, Tulsa BOK Center arena, you sweet summer child. P.S.: Don't hold your breath for payment, either
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you live in a state that Clinton won, you're on the road to recovery. Trumplandia? Boy are you guys f*cked
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
No, but if he wants to take it that way, it's fine by me
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Royal Flush beats Empty House
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida man, Florida man... coming to NY in a caravan... you better stay inside because it's important says governor man
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter protests have been ongoing across the country for three weeks -- but do not appear to correlate with any increased rate of coronavirus
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Wed June 17, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci: It's probably not a good idea to play into fall this year. MLB: Oh, don't you worry, we're on it
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The NFL is fully aware that some players and coaches WILL get the Coronavirus if they play this season. But let's be honest, if the League, or fans, really cared about player safety there wouldn't BE an NFL anymore, not after CTE was discovered
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"Guess it's gonna be hard for the coronavirus to spread with the government not allowing churches to hold large gatherings." "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Israeli company finds crappy way to trace coronavirus infections
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
For the first time, Alabama has more new coronavirus cases in one day than the collective number of teeth in entire state
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
IEA sees record oil withdrawal from anus this year, biggest-ever one-year jump in 2021
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump finally has a solution to the uptick in Coronavirus cases: stop testing
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Over 4,000 new coronavirus cases in the past 2 days. Care to guess where?
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Move along, folks, nothing to see here - just China totally locking down parts of Beijing due to coronavirus outbreak at wholesale meat market
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
♪ You and me, and COVID-19, must live together in perfect harmony. ♪
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Finger tapping head - you can't start the second wave if you never technically finish the first wave
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Fri June 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's attitude about the Covid-19 virus: if we all just pretend it isn't here, it will go away
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Maldives begin allowing people out during daytime, confirming they are not run by vampires
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ric Romero asks why COVID continues to spike. Obvious tag last seen hooked up to a ventilator in the ICU
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Thu June 11, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Before you attend that MAGA rally, make sure you read the liability waiver. Wait, liability waiver?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pyramid scheme to resume July 1
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Thanks to Republican malgovernment, Arizona hospitals are now overwhelmed by Covid patients. Sick tag is in the ICU
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump think tank call hints at another Covid-19 outbreak
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
SC seeing huge spike in coronavirus cases after businesses reopened, so the governor decides to do the irresponsible thing : "The governor has no intention of reinstating restrictions on businesses"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Coronavirus cases seem to be spiking again in the wake of many states "re-opening" and 1,000+ people are still dying every day from it, so what is the White House's response? "Coronavirus? *eyeroll* jeez that is SO 'last month' tcha"
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Let's check in on how the re-opening of Texas is going. As expected, it's a whole lot of "Hold my beer and watch this"
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Went to Walmart today. I started to go inside and hardly anyone was wearing a mask so I left. Most other stores around here still require a mask. How are things where you are? Dumbass tag is for Walmart shoppers
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Thu June 04, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
A bad thing about the George Floyd protests? COVID-19 spikes
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Tue May 26, 2020
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Massachusetts, one of the few states that actually listened to scientists and medical experts, still may have 800k more COVID-19 cases than officially reported. Again, this was one of the better responding states
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hospitals overwhelmed as coronavirus cases explode in India, showing the dangers of treating Covid-19 patients with dynamite
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Shop worker refuses to serve woman because she has no Covid-19 face mask on. Not a problem for her, she just strips off to use her soiled knickers as a face mask. Ewwwwww (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Things you can catch at a party: 1) COVID-19; 2) lead poisoning
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Sun May 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump announces he is blocking Brazillian immigrants. Stephen Miller permanently erect at hearing how many immigrants are being kept out of the country
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
University of Michigan president says if students aren't back on campus in the fall, there will be no football
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alabama has been holding graduation ceremonies packed to capacity with the end result being packed hospitals
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Thu May 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
♫♫ Five. Five million. Five million 'fections. ♫♫ It is the way
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(MSN)
 
 
 
'The South is gonna rise again.' Fark: In COVID-19 cases
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Wed May 20, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Give love some soul if I may be quite so bold. Where does it go from here? Is it down to the lake I fear? Ay ay ay ay ay ah. Ay ay ay ay ay ah. Then I called, ring, ring, ring. This is your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dear America, I'm a billionaire who has lost $7.6B because of Covid-19. For my sake, can you please get outside and die a bit so we can have herd immunity and I can get my money back? Love, Your Friend
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
WHO reports most coronavirus cases in a day, "We still have a long way to go in this pandemic." Hey man, cool shirt,... um, you were saying?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tom Brady, meet the Federal Trade Commission. FTC, Tom Brady. You two have a lot to talk about
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Badge of Honor 2: Badging Harder
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Tue May 19, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas, North Carolina, and Arizona all began "re-opening" last week, and in what is surely a coincidence, all three reported a record-high number of new Coronavirus cases on Saturday
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Georgia church abandons in person services after proof science is more powerful than religion
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Mon May 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ric Romero Labs has discovered that the longer you frolic among the coronavirus, the more likely you are to contract the coronavirus
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(WTOL 11)
 
 
 
Friday: Ohio opens up barbershops and hair salons. Sunday: Toledo barbershop becomes COVID-19 hotspot
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Sat May 16, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK teachers: "Don't reopen schools." School leaders: "Don't reopen schools." Doctors: "Don't reopen schools." Government: "Stop squabbling between yourselves so we can settle on a plan to reopen schools"
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Brazillians of coronavirus patients are now waiting hours in ambulances for hospital beds
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Trump said he doesn't want to see a "new normal" with people distant from each other and needing to wear masks in public. "Who wants to do that?" Just a guess but people who don't want to die or infect others for the greater good?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russia's coronavirus deaths may be higher than reported, according to exclusive reporting from the Ric Romero Institute for Timely News
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas reports single-day coronavirus death high two weeks after reopening. I mean, it's not like anyone could've predicted this
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Model arrested for swimming during lockdown. Personally, I think only models should be allowed to swim during lockdown and, for that matter, after lockdown
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
What is an acceptable number of coronavirus cases per day?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Employee anxious over nine-week-old banana left rotting away in desk drawer at work
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Wed May 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I'm sure Mitch is aware that a grown ass black man who happens to be a former president has agency to speak his mind on how his successor is managing this crisis, especially since his successor has yet to keep 'his mouth shut' about him.'"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Fox News tells its employees to continue working from home for at least another month -- as its hosts call for stay-at-home orders to be lifted and for people to go back to work
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Georgia's getting its death wish
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
New antibody data suggests that Ohio's first case of Covid-19 was in early January. Vintage tag because that was, like, ages ago, man
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
What's the REAL US death toll from Coronavirus? Well in NYC alone, there were 24,000 "excess deaths" between late April and May. 19,000 of those were confirmed Coronavirus cases, but the other 5,000? Yeah probably NOT a coincidence
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
World's longest-running animated TV series goes into reruns after coronavirus makes it impossible to produce new episodes. Simpsons didn't do it
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Columbia Daily Herald)
 
 
 
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity. And then the murder hornets began
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Interactive US map of state COVID-19 testing and reopening. Basically, it's the Cursed Earth from Judge Dredd, minus Texas City
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
Arizona halts partnership with experts who predict that coronavirus cases will continue to mount because facts are stupid
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not only does Montana have the fewest coronavirus cases per capita it also has one of the best labs in the world for producing a cure, located in a tiny town a stone's throw from a giant wilderness area
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Trump team has data showing a May restart could end up much like his Presidency
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Is it a terrible idea to send your child to summer camp this year?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A diagnosis of COVID-19 is a permanent disqualification to military service. What do they know that we don't?
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(PBS)
 
 
 
April brings epic losses, soaring unemployment, more than just showers
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Wed May 06, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Remember when only 30% unemployment was the worst that could happen with the economy?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida braces for perfect storm of hurricanes combined with COVID
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Looks like an adult pulled out a pack of crayons and explained to the mini-Don why shutting down the coronavirus task force may not be a good thing at this time
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Covid-19 parties" reportedly held in Walla Walla, leaving officials horrified in nearby Ting Tang and Bing Bang
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What if the country reopened and nobody came?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump is bored of the War on Coronavirus
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Texas governor Greg Abbott admits in a private phone call that ending stay-at-home order will cause a spike in Coronavirus cases but is going to do it anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dog saves lives of two goldfish. Pepperidge Farm will never forget this
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why is Canada doing so much better than the United States regarding the coronavirus? Hint: Leadership, nonpartisan politics and socialized health care
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Despite Trump's very inspiringly leaderlike order that meat plants stay open to serve the nation in its time of need, pork production is down 50 percent. Huh. Maybe he forgot to say "hereby" when he issued the order?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news: the number of new NY coronavirus cases are headed down. Bad news: the number of national coronavirus cases, excluding NY, are headed up. Farkward: if you put the two together, new coronavirus cases are looking...flat
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan is 6 weeks into extreme social distancing, so why is it still seeing new CoVid-19 cases? Is it (a) nursing homes, (b) prisons, (c) healthcare workers, (d) all of the above?
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
The only immunity in Utah? Businesses can no longer be sued by employees and customers that get exposed to Covid19 on their property
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It looks like two Corinthians isn't going to cut it anymore. Trump is going to need a few thousand Lazaruses if he's going to recover support from white Christians
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Michigan small townsfolk, we've secretly replaced some of your healthy neighbors with Covidiots from the Lansing protests. Let's see if anyone notices
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vader and his stormtroopers enforce lockdown in Philippine village on Star Wars Day because of force they did
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(Axios)
 
 
 
From the "this is not normal" files: Seven northeastern states join together to buy PPE at a bulk discount. If only there were a way for even more states to participate, maybe all of them at once
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Amazon exec resigns, citing company's chickenshiat attitude towards worker protests
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Singapore is a great example of how to handle coronavirus. Was. I meant was
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(MSN)
 
 
 
That thread about how America can't accept 2,000 deaths a day as the new normal, don't worry, you won't have to tolerate that level. It's going to be 3,000 a day instead
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Barbershop reopens in spite of stay-at-home order, as "Shave and a ventilator, six bits" becomes the song of the day
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Sun May 03, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A third Russian doctor who tried to sound the alarm about coronavirus preparedness has now mysteriously fallen out a window. What a weird coincidence
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
More Trump lies coming to you from the Trump Administration: Manhattan nursing home which reported only 13 coronavirus deaths to New York State forgets about the 80 or so because New York politicians know math
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell's dilemma: Sure his caucus is made up almost exclusively of elderly white men who are sitting ducks for Coronavirus, but he's only got so much time left to ram through lifetime judicial appointments to pack the courts for a generation
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot warns against reopening public spaces too soon, 'likes' a photo of a tree from inside the containment chamber of his holodeck
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Wed April 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Utah residents...YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask. MUAHAHAHAAAAAAA"
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Tue April 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man buys 28 tons of onions. No word on how many he tied to his belt (which was the style at the time) because he had to take the ferry to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Trump, having gone 30 minutes without saying something stupid, urges states to consider opening schools before summer
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are now one million confirmed coronavirus cases in the US, 5.6% of whom have died so far
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
National Treasure Cecily Strong roasts Trump as Gretchen Whitmer: 'That woman' is 'what Trump calls his wife'
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The reason why the Trump Administration was/is terrible at government is they picked the rosiest coronavirus projection and waved a magic wand and said, this is the one that'll work
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know who DOESN'T want the beaches open in Florida? Most Floridians
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The coronavirus is starting to penetrate Red America, and Trump supporters are looking very vulnerable to it. Although most of them have already been thoroughly gnawed on by roving leopards, so they may just be accustomed to pain and misery by now
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Will the recovery look like a 'U,' a 'V' or 'swoosh?' Economists try to predict the recovery while omitting the 'steaming pile'
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Wed April 22, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo mooooving towards opening up parts of New York where there are more cows than people
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(Shanghai Observed)
 
 
 
Old and busted: stockpiling TP. New hotness: stockpiling cremation receptacles. Boo, urns
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Tue April 21, 2020
(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
Procedures for fighting wildfires during pandemics ...will be known in 3-6 months
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The schadenfreude is strong with the Kim Jong Un memes following reports that he's in 'grave danger'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Federal projections for what happens if Trump and the "I'm a vector" protesters get their way
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Demonstrators in Russia are protesting lockdowns. No word as yet if they were infected by US trollbot farms
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"One World" concert raises $127.9 million for COVID-19 Solidarity Response Fund for WHO and $72.8 million for local and regional responders
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(The Week)
 
 
 
That's how "The Andromeda Strain" ended
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: "Small gatherings" and "6 feet away" shouldn't be scaled based on your country's population density
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Sat April 18, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Who are you going to believe, MIT researchers who are warning of a coronavirus 'explosion' if lockdowns are eased too soon or Trump who wants to open up everything early?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
They say to me "Sir, we think you're doing a great job"
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Country forced to crowdfund fight against coronavirus as President denies it exists. Not that President. No, not that one either
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"What are the chances that one of the most profound intellectuals and nimble polymaths in the United States - nay, the world - just so happens to be married to the daughter of the President of the United States?"
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Thu April 16, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
How do you plan to handle the nursing home covid crisis, Gov. de Santis? Prevent the families from suing for negligence, obviously
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
France has an aircraft carrier and nearly everyone on board has Covid-19
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember when Kushner said that the federal stockpile is for the federal government and not the states, and everyone went, "huh?" Well, now we know why he made the distinction
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Symptoms of coronavirus include cough, fever, too much darn sex (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
6,000 people more than usual died in England and Wales last week ... but only 3,475 deaths were linked to coronavirus. Nobody knows yet why so many other people are dying. Nobody. No guesses as to why, either. Quitters, probably
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Florida's Surgeon General has now been quarantined from Governor DeSantis' cabinet
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
On the plus side, alternate side of the street parking in NYC is suspended for another two weeks
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
More than half of the new Coronavirus cases reported in China on Sunday are Chinese nationals on a flight returning from Russia, you know, the country that claims they haven't got any of the 'rona thereabouts?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US Navy evacuates over 80% of USS Theodore Roosevelt crew as nearly 600 carrier sailors test positive for coronavirus. I guess Capt. Crozier may have been right after all
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
If the US is reopened May 1, we'll be ref*cked by Covid-19
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ah, our wedding day. Beautiful weather. Dad didn't get drunk and start a fight. The best man kept his hands off the bridesmaids.... and the police were super nice
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Fri April 10, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New York state now has more coronavirus cases than any single country outside the USA. [FACEPALM] tag quarantined after touching its face, [FAIL] tag is at an anti-shutdown protest, and [FLORIDA] is nervously sweating at the community senior center
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Thu April 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Drive-thru testing to begin at Daytona International Speedway. Those who test positive encouraged not to live out Dale Earnhardt fantasies
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mexican Nightclub Sex Delivery is the name of my Tito and Tarantula-Marvin Gaye fusion band
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
All 11 patients diagnosed with COVID-19 in Greenland have recovered, which means that someone just lost their game of Plague Inc
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(Inforum)
 
 
 
What happens when industrialized food production meets a highly contagious global pandemic? We're about to find out
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(American Military News)
 
 
 
4th carrier hit with coronavirus. Time to watch Midway
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Sewage in treatment plant has virus from 115,000 people compared to official count of 446 in service area. If we're ever going to beat this thing we need to stop going to the bathroom right now
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
A couple of bimbos have tested positive for Covid-19
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy: Coronavirus at me, bro
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
'Stop, disperse, and go home' New Jersey city will use drones to yell at people not social distancing
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(Vox)
 
 
 
I didn't see those memos on the coming pandemic. I was busy masturbating to Fox and Friends. It happens
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Tue April 07, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's latest thought: anything he doesn't like is the fault of some inspector general
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Mon April 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump approves NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo's request to treat COVID-19 patients aboard USNS Comfort hospital ship. It's a beautiful thing that it only took eight days since it arrived
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
We've found where the coronavirus is spreading from and it is coming from inside the church
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DOCTOR Anthony Fauci who advised six presidents got into a heated argument with WH Trade Rep. Peter Navarro, a quack economist Jared found by Googling "trade expert", over the drug hydroxychloroquine because that's how things work in the WH now
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Trump, your Coronavirus response means you've been promoted from Worst President in Modern Times to Worst President of ALL time. Approach the podium and separate a shoulder while patting yourself on the back for a job well done
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(WonderWall)
 
 
 
Dr. Drew apologizes for calling the COVID-19 reaction a "press-induced panic"
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Soylent Vert... EST FAIT DE PERSONNES
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"The Houston metro area had reported fewer than 950 confirmed coronavirus cases among its 9.3 million residents as of Monday. On that same day, there were 996 people hospitalized in the region with confirmed or suspected cases of COVID-19"
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
U.S. is number one at coronavirus cases, but unfortunately number one billion in using our heads and having leaders who use their heads. Team of brain experts sent in to figure out what's wrong with Republicans
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Thu April 02, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Taylor Hawkins offers a drum tutorial video for fans locked down due to the pandemic and possessed of a desire to learn
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pentecostal Chutch in Sacramento linked to 6 dozen coronavirus cases; Praise Jesus
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
A million cases here, a million cases there, and soon you're talking about a real hoax
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
That woman from Michigan was on the Daily Show, wearing a "That Woman From Michigan" t-shirt. Fark needs a "burn" tag
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(Medium)
 
 
 
And now, a couple moments with Uncle Joe
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Health care workers warn us that we will be truly boned once the coming wave of coronavirus decimates their ranks
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Due to pandemic, federal prisoners given home release and a quarantine. Problem is, criminals aren't big rule followers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Don't worry, people said. It kills only the old and the sick"
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
The Situation says this is the situation: everything sucks, no more parties. That's the situation
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Plague ship begging to dock in Miami, but officials are denying them. Miami apparently has had enough of Cruise Ship pestilence
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Mass exodus seen as NJ Governor declares the state a knucklehead free zone
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Mon March 30, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Dear Marco Rubio: No, journalists are not happy to see U.S. coronavirus cases spike
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Sun March 29, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Coronavirus cases in Florida are doubling every three days. Given the lag time between the appearance of symptoms, testing, and results, we're seeing where the epidemic was three weeks ago. bugsbunnysawingoffflorida.gif
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Fri March 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Top 10 worst vacation destinations this year. Only 10? Seems like all of them should be in a tie
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
♩ Well, our hive is gone, I've lost my bees.♩ Chickens is asleep in the willow trees. ♩ The cow is in the water, past her knees. ♩ 85,000 and rising...♩
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arizona health officials tell doctors to discourage COVID-19 testing
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Thu March 26, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Number of COVID-19 cases tops 510,000 worldwide
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, we can all sleep easier now that Cardi B has weighed in on the coronavirus
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Wed March 25, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A 75 year dream has finally come true. Drivers will no longer have to pay cash to drive on the NJ Turnpike or Garden State Parkway. Of course there's a catch
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a move that's sure to not bite them in the ass, Indians are chasing doctors out of town because they fear Corona spread
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A sad case of life imitating art: Medical consultant on pandemic movie 'Contagion' tests positive for coronavirus
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The USS Roosevelt, reporting for duty *cough*
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
US and South Korea had their first coronavirus cases on the same day, and yet now Trump is calling their president begging for medical supplies and promising rubber stamp FDA approvals in return. Curious
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Coronavirus cases in Florida spiked by 16% and the average incubation period is 5-6 days. What happened in Florida 6 days ago?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Movie theaters beginning to reopen in China
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Around the world, the elevator, the sleeper, walk the tightrope, the Dow, and other yo-yo moves you absolutely must learn
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mr and Mrs Fuchs had zero fuchs to give over the shutdown in NYC. Is the Cardinal gonna have a word or 5 with that priest? Youbetcha
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Sun March 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
How is it Russia has fewer Coronavirus patients than Luxembourg?
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Sat March 21, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Trump admin may not be able to provide tests, or ventilators, or masks, or hope. But they sure are laser focused on providing a scapegoat
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(Some Xer)
 
 
 
Gen X is leading the pack at dealing with the Coronavirus. Proving a childhood of being ignored by your absentee parents teaches you not only how to handle isolation, but also to entertain and fend for yourself. Lowered expectations is the key
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Do you have a penis? I'm afraid I have terrible news
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So all non-essential businesses are to close in New York. Liquor stores are considered essential. Hero tag to the state employee who made that decision. Cheers
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Picture your local barista crossed with the trolley from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood
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(Vice)
 
 
 
New Yorkers can sleep in Monday morning. Also,this is a good time to dust off your old 9/11 "New York Closed" memes or whatever they were called in 2001
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump almost tweeted that Tom Hanks had died because he doesn't know what "discharged" means. Facepalm tag in self-isolation after touching its own face
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Business Standard)
 
 
 
With the UK government finally wising up, Belarus' president picks up the slack and decides to turn his country into the control group
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Coronavirus crisis highlights Trump's signature achievement as president: He has so destroyed the public trust in government institutions and the media that no one currently knows WHERE to turn for trustworthy advice about the pandemic
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Ford, GM, Chrysler are winning so much your head will spin
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Coronavirus cases have dropped sharply in South Korea thanks to this one simple trick: BEING FARKING PREPARED
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(The Outline)
 
 
 
US citizens, let's not freak out about the coronavirus-induced martial law just yet. YET
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The U.S.A. might be a failarium of bumblefarkery about COVID-19, but Russia has gone completely Chernobyl (with the most horrifying photo caption you will read this morning)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is back and it's infecting all of Asia, hey now, hey now, Coronavirus is back
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Tue March 17, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Good news for NJ college students who worried about going back to school to gather the possessions they left behind in their dorms when they thought they would be coming back from spring break
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
How did you think Florida would handle a pandemic?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Filming delayed for the Smurf Ferngully sequels
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
The most Ringer story the Ringer has ever Ringered, even though it doesn't begin with "When I was in college three years ago "
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump issues 'Coronavirus Guidelines' for next 15 days to slow pandemic
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Mon March 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
One day after tweeting photo of himself and family at a packed restaurant, moron governor with collapsing anus for a mouth deletes tweet and declares state of emergency
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
With confirmed coronavirus cases nearing 1,000, New York Governor Cuomo lays out an emergency plan to build new hospitals. Unlike China who built one in 10 days, these will probably be finished in 2023 due to unions
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Sun March 15, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
That jerkhole with coronavirus who won't self quarantine? Looks like he'll either stay at home or get double tapped
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Sat March 14, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
If you really want to help during the Coronavirus outbreak, donate to a local food bank
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
American hospitals are canceling elective surgeries as they need the beds for COVID-19 patients. So if you wanted bigger boobs or a new hip, you'll have to wait
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Thu March 12, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Pizza ready. Transporter pad loaded. ENERGIZE
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No need to panic everyone, we've got this COVID-19 thing under control. Just look how many people the CDC has tested this week: 77
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Joel Osteen prays that Jesus will stop the coronavirus. But, just in case Jesus isn't listening, everybody stay home because he apparently took some time off back in the 1940s
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Guess what the United Kingdom, Ireland, Bulgaria, Croatia and Romania have in common, other than being exempt from Trump's coronavirus travel ban? Go on, guess
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British student sent home for selling hand sanitiser at school. His mum said that "it was hard to discipline her son when his dad called to say he was a [expetive deleted] legend, and that her son plans to use the £9 he made to buy a kebab"
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Wed March 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After almost a month, the last of the temporary hospitals set up in Wuhan for coronavirus victims has closed due to no longer being needed
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Think wearing gloves will reduce your risk of catching coronavirus? It will, if by "reduce" you really mean "increase"
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Tue March 10, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
28 Weeks Later II is not filming in NY, however the NY National Guard is deploying to New Rochelle to set-up a containment area probably not for zombies but they always say that
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D) won't change House schedule over coronavirus because according to her "there's no reason". AHA, so it IS a hoax
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Mon March 09, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Now that UK confirms three Coronavirus deaths, Boris Johnson urged to hold Cobra meeting since GI Joe is useless
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Sun March 08, 2020
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
There's just no way we can avoid a recession, is there?
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