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Thu April 19, 2018
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
What's better than roses on the piano? Tulips on the corn dog. Surprisingly not a euphemism
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
TESS gonna get testy with a 30 second window, and booster recovery in the Atlantic. Launch feed goes live @~6:15 PM Eastern. Bring your friends, and get them hot and buttery, and bust out the popcorn (Launch rescheduled for Wednesday, April 18th)
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"I was the guy with all the explosives," says Navy SEAL now playing for the Nebraska Cornhuskers
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Unicorns are real, and there's proof because there's an inflatable unicorn island floating in the sea
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
My Little Rick and Morty
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan's party begins to realize he now treats them like he used to treat the country. Somewhere in a dark corner of hell Ayn Rand is laughing
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Unicorn spit lube? Is this a brony thing?
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Popcorn futures notch record levels in after hours trading on news AG Sessions only has a few more hours in his job
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Sat April 07, 2018
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
McDonald's Singapore chef visits Bhutan, comes back with recipe for red rice McPorridge, cooked with sweet potato, shiatake mushrooms, beancurd, corn and goji berries
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Fluffy Unicorn Nipples (possibly not safe for under-aged unicorns)
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Wed April 04, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
Former UCLA coach Jim Mora backpedals faster than a cornerback on quarterback comments
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After being fired by Attorney General Jeff Sessions, Andrew McCabe sets up legal defense fund. Subby sets up popcorn maker
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Grab your popcorn and learn how you can follow China's derelict space station as it falls to Earth this weekend
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Know your peppercorns: when to use black, white, pink and green. How do you like to keep things spicy?
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Starbucks tried, and failed, to make this the next Unicorn Frappuccino, "because the drink missed the mark on Instagram-readiness"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Chicken has survived for nine days after losing its head, scratches in the dirt that it's going after Mike the headless chicken's record of 18 months (Graphic) (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Now entering the weirdest ballpark food competition, the Texas Rangers. Included is a $10 corn dog interloped by a pickle
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(Indiana Business Journal)
 
 
 
World Trade Center to open in Indiana, housing offices of Corn, Lard, and Pork Fritters
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With opening day just around the corner here are ESPN's picks for the 2018 baseball season. Bonus: You can vote for your favorite team as well
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Sun March 25, 2018
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Carmel-by-the-corn gets into pissing match with AirBnB and State House over new laws with extra HOA goodness. Yuppies, HOAs, and politicians; it's a Fark trifecta all in one headline
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Honey Popcorn is a new K-Pop group composed of porn stars
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Will Rosenstein list off indictments? Will Trump try to fire Rosenstein and Mueller? Will Roger Stone be looking at time in the pokey? Ginger, get the popcorn. THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sam Nunberg refuses to shut the hell up. *munches popcorn* Please, proceed
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey thinks that Bitcoin will be the world's single currency in ten years, joining unicorn farts as the source for renewable energy
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Wed March 21, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Old woman playing with pebbles on street corner worries bus driver. It's Florida, so no, this is not the title of a Swedish movie about existential angst
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hope you all saved some popcorn
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Who Didn't See This Coming", it appears that the GOP has gerrymandered themselves into a corner
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Thu March 15, 2018
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
So, who's up for a 31 hour MCU movie marathon? You bring the popcorn, I've got the Milk Duds
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Mon March 12, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's Most British News is brought to you from Cornwall, where a National Trust staff member has been reprimanded and marched back to Devon for putting jam on top of the cream on a scone
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Sun March 11, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Giants asked veteran cornerback Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie to take pay cut. Which went about as well as expected
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
"if you've seen our unicorns who escaped, they were rainbow colored and were last seen headed for the gumdrop orchard on the Mystical Plains of Klakanten," says police chief at press conference about a fire in their drug incinerator
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(Time)
 
 
 
You shouldn't eat at your desk at work. It's unsanitary and makes it look like you're obsessed with work. But if you have to for expediency's sake, here are ten things to never eat at your desk
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Check up on your popcorn stocks, those subpoenas for Trump's associates are real, and they're spectacular
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Sun March 04, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In today's national election, Italians will choose between right-leaning populists or far-right populists. Social democrats seen crying in the corner
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman dumps popcorn on talking 2-year-old during movie. She then throws popcorn box at child. She and her hubby are then arrested for a salt and buttery
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky: "You can have our 13-year-old brides when you pry them from our cold, dead, liver-spotted hands." Creepy tag seen throwing up in the corner
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Wed February 28, 2018
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
I can claim that I have the power to manifest unicorns
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Can someone please make a pun about Hope Hicks? Anyone? 'Cause she just resigned and this seems like the time for a corny pun
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Why didn't FedEx drop the NRA like everyone else? Because they're trying to corner the gun shipping market
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Tue February 27, 2018
(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
How trendy is K-Pop? Three Japanese porn stars are forming new K-Pop girl group "Honey Popcorn" with innocent, cute and thoroughly wholesome concept (SFW pics)
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 30 funniest "Saturday Night Live" skits ever. Grab the popcorn and let the debate begin
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"You can go down to Four Corners Park and see obvious illegal immigrants defecating in the woods, fornicating in the woods, and on and on and on." Does this guy think bears are illegal immigrants?
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
New charges brought in the Gates-Manafort case. *munches popcorn*
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT columnist has a brilliant idea: If credit card companies would all refuse to allow gun purchases, all our problems will disappear in a puff of magical unicorn farts
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Thu February 15, 2018
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Who said, "If you've got the power to raise prices without losing business to a competitor, you've got a very good business" A) Cornelius Vanderbilt B) JP Morgan C) Andrew Carnegie D) Warren Buffet
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin to release book this year "wanking motion" in the Song of Ice & Fire series "wanking intensifies" with the companion book Fire & Blood "cries in corner"
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Reports of white powdery substance at Obama's office. Grab some popcorn and have some fun
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Rob Porter is my ex-husband". Get your popcorn
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Canada confronts, cornholes, colonial Cornwallis
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
10:36 p.m. "We need somebody at Broad and Walnut, southwest corner. People on the pole." 10:40 p.m. "I got about 2,000 college students coming from Walnut Street to 30th to Center City." 10:46 p.m. "It's endless, chief. Endless"
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You had me at "Booze Bangles" but just had to add "Unicorn Underwear". Silly Valentine Gifts
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Cornerback Kendall Fuller is the "player to be named later" in Alex Smith trade. Fuller was one of the last people to find out he's moving to Missouri, and after ESPN broke the news
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Ripley's)
 
 
 
It's National Corn Chip Day so naturally it's time to smell your dog's feet and draw strange conclusions
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Dad, young sons are top-ranked professional cornhole players (snicker)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Government building evacuated because of: A) Suspicious package B) Suspicious backpack C) Bag of popcorn in the break room microwave
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Huh. It turns out that supporting tax cuts for the rich, corporate deregulation, and scorning poors and brown people actually makes you pretty popular with the sort of elites who attend Davos. Go figure
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
In the blue corner the wizard of words, the beast with the brief, the Appellate Decision and in the red corner, the ten ton monster in the room, the Gerry Mander
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient necktie controlling Tucker Carlson backed into a corner over global warming; "If climate change isn't real, why worry about people flying private jets?"
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
"We don't eat in the bathroom. Pull up your pants and go put that corn dog on the table." Things your S.O. said to you while you were drunk?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump trails Bernie, Uncle Joe, and Oprah in 2020 poll. Also trails homeless dude on the street corner shouting about holes in his pants
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fiancé of George Papadopoulos tells Americans to BUYBUYBUY popcorn futures
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I wonder what Sessions has been up to... Oh my. *popcorn intensifies*
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Mon January 22, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Notorious RBG on #MeToo: It's about F'ing time. TwoScoops last seen cowering in a corner of the Oval Office with his little hands covering his little ....something
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Sun January 21, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Start popping the popcorn. Lindsey Graham is publicly picking a fight with Trump's key immigration advisor Stephen Miller, says DACA negotiations are going nowhere because of him
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Sat January 20, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senator John Cornyn would like you to know that the Russians got to him
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Fri January 19, 2018
(WikiHow)
 
 
 
Today's national popcorn day. Here's how to end national popcorn-between-the-teeth day
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Start stocking up on popcorn now. Prosecutors seek May 14 trial date for Manafort and Gates
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Fri January 12, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Continuing shiathole fallout, Mueller sets trial date for Manafort and Gates, and there is Stormy weather ahead for Two Scoops. This is the Fresh Hell Friday edition of the MSNBC Discussion Thread. Get your beer and popcorn and join in at 8PM EST
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Wed January 10, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Big casinos sue the state of Pennsylvania to block mini-casinos from popping up. Grab the popcorn
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Sun January 07, 2018
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In the 1950s we ate Soup Sandwiches. In the 1960s we ate Peppermint Popcorn Trees. And in the 1970s we ate Fish Stick Tacos
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Sat January 06, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Radical hipster ecologists take on Big Ag, and small farmers are caught in the middle. "In a world where farming is now being fingered for environmental disaster and where vegans sprout on every corner, what hope for farmers?"
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Tim Hortons responds to Ontario's minimum wage hike by cutting employees' benefits, including tips. I'll just sit back with a big bag of popcorn as another Fark tipping thread unfolds
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
We're gonna need ALLLL the popcorn
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
100 movies you need to see at least once. Grab the popcorn (deslided for your pleasure)
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Movie attendance in North America down 2.3% in 2017, despite making $11 billion worldwide. No word if that $11 billion was from 87 people buying the large popcorn
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Sat December 30, 2017
(The Insider)
 
 
 
We taste-tested these various flavored high fructose corn syrup concoctions so you didn't have to. You're welcome
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Not only is corn Illinois' official state vegetable and popcorn the official state snack, but soon it will also be the official state grain and thus, will finally unite the three Houses of Corn. Corn
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Mon December 25, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm bartending at the Brooklyn Safehouse, in Greenpoint, on Christmas Day. I'm opening around 4pm. Any Farker that comes in, I'll provide a free drink. I'll also provide fresh popped popcorn and other snacks
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