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Wed February 24, 2021
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Today in Money Stuff: Index funds save the world, Tether becomes untethered in New York State, Gamestop's CFO updates his LinkedIn, and new euphemisms for bribes
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Seven games are up for Wednesday Night Hockey. The games start at 5:00 PM ET and the big contests are Rangers-Flyers at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN and Kings-Blues at 9:30 PM ET on NBCSN. Let's do it again
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(Mozilla)
 
 
 
Firefox 86 includes Total Cookie Protection, preventing the likes of Cookie Monster from nibbling on morsels from non-Sesame Street sites
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Big Oil's biggest banker is really truly promising to change its ways. Big Oil. Megabanks. If you can't trust these industries, who can you trust?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite dark ride?
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Well, at least it isn't a facial tattoo
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
More examples of awkward advertisements. Double the entendres - double the fun
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Sun February 21, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Four games are up for Sunday hockey, starting at 2:00 PM ET with the Devils and Capitals on NBC, and highlighted by the Lake Tahoe game between the Bruins and Flyers at 7:30 PM on NBCSN. Have enough goon juice on hand?
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Sat February 20, 2021
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Rare whiskey has outperformed every luxury asset over the last decade
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
Boobies
 
Boob scarfs - a tantalizing substitute of what lies underneath the 8 layers of clothing you're wearing in this cold weather. NSFW - or church - or visiting grandma
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Wed February 17, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's your Ash Wednesday hockey thread. It starts at 5:00 PM ET with the Panthers and Hurricanes, for the NBCSN games we have the Original Six bout of the Blackhawks and Red Wings at 7:30 PM ET and Jets and Oilers at 10:00 PM ET. All this and more
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Poland Springs bottled water could soon become the PBR of water
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Let's look at what Kate Moss's little sister is ... oh lawdy. (NSFW-ish) (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Squee and yawn at the viscacha - it's basically a really bored rabbit with a long tail
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've had an acrimonious relationship with my aunt the bulk of my life; she's never liked my mother. I reached out this Christmas after getting cookies from her, only to find that she thinks it's a choice people get offender by racism. Are we done?"
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Cthulu turkey is a thing...to eat
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My wife buys "fully cooked" shrimp and then sautes it in butter and garlic until it's just spicy rubber. I've tried explaining, I've sent her links to websites explaining this, but TEN YEARS now and no luck. Is it time to get a mistress?
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NC businessman files yet another lawsuit to stop the steal
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"[C]annabis industry [operators] banded together last week in a new organization, called the U.S. Cannabis Council, to push their interests in Washington, D.C., and state capitals," wrote the reporter who made an exquisite use of imagery
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Sun February 14, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Do you love hockey? For Valentine's Day there are two matchups starting with the Penguins and the Capitals at 3 PM ET on NBC. Then at 7 PM on NBCSN we have the Avalanche and the Golden Knights. Show some love for the best sport on ice
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Sat February 13, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Hockey Day in Canada with 10 out of 13 games being played in the Great White North. So come on down. Bring the kids. We got entertainment for the whole family. First puck drops at 3 PM ET. SUP
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Two smirking brothers go on a "naughty place name" tour across the UK. Oh my
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The GOP itself is on trial
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Seattle suffering continues as Guy Fieri Flavortown replaces CHAZ
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your favorite / go to cheap booze?
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(The Hustle)
 
 
 
Turning hills into batteries
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Ok, now how in the hell are they gonna shove him into a cheese wedged shape R2D2?
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Scientists believe they have found a portal to the fifth demension, though to get there you need to go up,up, and away in a beautiful baloon
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Own your home? You're living in a bubble. Again
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
95% of people can't pronounce BMW correctly, let alone Porsche, Hyundai or Skoda
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What was your favorite and/or weirdest drunken Amazon purchase?
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Each state's most hated state. Guess what state hates itself
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Wed February 10, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Two Original Six matchups are in store for Wednesday Night Hockey. Can the Bruins wallop the Rangers? Or will New York upset Boston? Can the Canadiens blow away the Leafs? Or will Toronto beat Montreal? Find out at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
There's only one man who gets a GIGGITY tag for an obituary
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Adventures in manscaping (above the waistline, sunshine). Kinda safe for work & lunch
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(Fark)
 
 
 
TV networks, TV shows, movies, and pizza are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan. 24-30: Air Fryer Edition
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Trends nobody wanted: Half-beards for halfwits
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Dogecoin is GameStop stripped of all the distracting reality
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Need to separate an egg, but stupid? Don't fret, here's instructions. Stay tuned for next week's expose, "Boiling Water In Only Four Simple Steps"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mondays suck, but in a bad way, vacuum forms suck, but in a better way. This week let's talk vacuum form molding and what sort of non industrial uses they might have in this Maker Monday Thread. Link goes the Mayku FormBox desktop vacuum form
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Remember the Macarena? Remember how it was cute, and went viral, then we all got sick of it, and we killed it off? It lingered for awhile at weddings, but was finally gone, and we all agreed not to do that again? WE ALL AGREED
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Sun February 07, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
How about some hockey before the big football game? It starts with the Flyers-Capitals at Noon ET on NBC, the other four at 3:00 PM ET (Kings-Knights, Blackhawks-Stars, Wings-Panthers, and Hurricanes-Jackets). It's the party before the party
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Sat February 06, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
I don't like that guy. He's owes me money and he's supposed to be in rehab. Yeah, that's him spraying that Capitol cop with mace
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the Battle of Alberta on HNiC & NHLN. But first, will Les Sens be sans goals against Les Habs? Will the Coyotes make St. Louis sing the Blues? Will the Sharks or Ducks manage to get win #5 in the NoCal v. SoCal Slapfight? 1 PM ET start
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Fri February 05, 2021
(The Mind Circle)
 
 
 
Bes frens are best friends
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm not quarantining with YOU. You are quarantining with ME. WandaVision #5... and Kat finally takes off her jacket (spoiler thread)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
That giant sucking sound you hear in the UK is almost $1TRIL in assets leaving the country for the EU
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Ronald McDonald has been keeping a secret from us, and it's not the thinning head of gray hair he may or may not be hiding under that curly red wig"
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
Weeners
 
Pop-culture reenactments using wieners is truly an art-form for the Fark masses
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The Hanging Tree
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Only two games for Wednesday Night Hockey. At 5:30 PM ET we have the Red Wings duking it out with the Lightning. Then at 8:00 PM ET it is the Bruins and the Flyers squaring off. Both games are on NBCSN. We all ready for a fun time?
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Using your isolated downtime constructively - staged daddy-daughter photos. Your SQUEEE du jour
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
About 250,000 people with a passion for dying at sea sign up to be guinea pigs on Royal Caribbean's return to cruisin'
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered why you can't drink a big glass of creamy half-and-half? They should have called it "3% Milk"
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Supreme Court takes a break from its winter break to issue opinions. Will it be "Mr. Biden, tear down this wall" or "Die Obamacare, die"? Coverage starts at 9:25 EST
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Airline apologizes for staring at a woman's large breasts
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(Some Groundhog)
 
 
 
Will we have six more weeks of winter? Or will there be an early end to COVID-19? It's time for the groundhog to rouse (7:15 AM ET)
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Any suggestions as to cope with a friend who thinks they can change me through unwanted and amateur "exposure therapy"? Example: they know I'm hugely shy and talking on the phone causes anxiety, but they've tried to phone me twenty times just TODAY
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Sun January 31, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Plenty of hockey with eight contests on the last day of January. Top matchups include Devils-Sabres, Stars-Hurricanes, Islanders-Flyers, and Avalanche-Wild. Got your goon juice filled up? The fun begins at 1:00 PM ET on NHL Network
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Sat January 30, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
The last hockey Saturday in January brings us a dozen games. Will the Sabres slash the Devils? Will the Flames burn the Habs? Will Chara remember which team he's on? Will we find duct tape strong enough to keep Pierre's mouth shut? GAME ON @ 1 PM ET
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Fri January 29, 2021
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Man is so in love with a sex doll the factory had to give him a new head
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Pro tip: it doesn't work
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study concludes we're all part werewolf
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Thu January 28, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
GAG
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I herd you like GameStop, so when will the GameStop game stop?
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Wed January 27, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
There are two games for Wednesday Night Hockey. On NBCSN we have the Blackhawks taking on the Predators at 7:30 PM ET. Then at 8:00 PM ET we have the Senators battling the Canucks. It will be an awesome night
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Harry Reid tells Dems to be patient, says conservative WV Dem Joe Manchin will cave on filibuster "before too long"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Good news: New, more accurate COVID test available. Better news: No more uncomfortable nasal swabs. Best news: Everyone gets anal
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Tue January 26, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Amazon realizes sedition is not a valid charitable enterprise
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Submitter just ordered a new microwave and you should give them ideas on what to nuke in the column over here --
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
It's Burns Night all over the world, so raise a toast to Scotland's Bard, Rabbie Burns, the man who shared so many words that connect folks from every corner of the world
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(Axios)
 
 
 
It's a sad day on Sesame Street as Google announces an alternative to cookies
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what is your favorite TV dinner?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Washington Nationals bullpen to receive a helping Hand
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Sun January 24, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
There's more than just football on Sunday: eleven NHL games are on tap for today. We start with the classic Original Six rivalry of the Wings and 'Hawks at 12:30 PM ET on NBC. Other top games are Leafs-Flames, Rangers-Pens, and Preds-Stars, too
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
What went wrong with Cyberpunk reads remarkably similar to what went wrong with Andromeda and Anthem
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The Lightning say "fark these 6 Blue Jackets in particular." The Canadiens & Canucks clash in Canada. And the Flyers & Bruins just don't like each other. Hockey starts @ 2 PM ET
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
In Russia, magic carpet flies you
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What did you do at 21:21:21 on 1/21/21 that's worth reporting?
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Once bars and clubs and restaurants start reopening after the vaccine takes hold, you men are going to need some new clothes. Here's a few suggestions
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Biden says Trump's letter was "very generous". Subby thinks this means he put a 50 in it as a bribe to get the impeachment called off
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bitcoin noobs explain why they're willingly about to get pwned
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Pack sent packing
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(NHL)
 
 
 
First Wednesday Night Hockey thread of the season, with the Oilers and Maple Leafs starting things off at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN, we also have Sharks-Blues, Wild-Ducks (9:30 PM ET on NBCSN), and Canadiens-Canucks. Load up on goon juice and be merry
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't." -Mark Twain. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Back to Boring History edition
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Don Jr. is apparently looking for a life with no worries, for the rest of his days. Probably eating bugs in a jungle too
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(DCist)
 
 
 
Yes, this inauguration is kind of strange, but there have been stranger ones. Have you ever heard about the Nixon pigeon massacre?
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
A perfect product for Taco Tuesday (exclamation mark) - well, it's more for Windy Wednesday
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
I see your penis cupcakes and raise you coochie cookies, titty tacos and ball sack bologna
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
An Oreo so good, you'll shat rainbows for weeks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is it true that "artificial intelligence" is just a fancy phrase for "computer program"?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Model with 'biggest butt on OnlyFans' stops wearing underwear at gym, so you'd better watch out if you're working out behind her. Her farts are legendary (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon January 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember the 'Baby Trump' balloon? It's going to live on in a British museum
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seeing as how subby is getting into becoming a maker, he thought maybe uniting Fark once a week to discuss the topic would be fun. Here's hoping for a Fark Maker Monday Thread. Link goes to free Photogrammetry software. What's your Maker Hobby?
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Sat January 16, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
We can haz hockey thread? First puck drops at 1 PM ET ... with nine more games to follow. SUP
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Fri January 15, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Grubhub teams up with powerful US cartel; will deliver to addicts their fix
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Day 3 - Also no reason not to have a daily thread because...hockey. Five games on tap starting at 7pm ET including the second PHI/PIT grudge match. Soon
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Holiday sales soared as shoppers pretty much ignored Covid-19 warnings or made use of online ordering and curbside pickup. Retailers have the added bonus of fewer returns as a good number of those shoppers will end up dead
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The best Pokémon game is finally getting a sequel
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
In the mid-to-late 19th Century fashionable men sported some fancy facial hair styles. After losing popularity in the early 20th, beards seem to have made a minor comeback of late. Then there's this
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Share your TV Guide entry (25 words max) for a program based on Trump's four years as president. Supply an original program title, or present as an episode of a pre-existing popular TV series
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Day 2. No reason for a daily thread after this, but this will cover all the teams that haven't played yet. 10 games scheduled starting at 7pm ET along with an * for DAL/FLA. After months without his dulcet tones, after last night, SHUT UP PIERRE
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Minnesota's found a better way for mass covid testing and as soon as they thaw they'll share it dontchaknow
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bitcoin mining comes to the Arctic Circle. SantaCoin expected to be released soon
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's have a cake war, shall we? What is your favorite cake?
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(DCist)
 
 
 
Free sacks with every vax
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Wed January 13, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Law & Order SVU producers are doing their best to to hire every unemployed actor during the pandemic
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Finally, hockey is back. We start with the battle of the Keystone State with the Penguins and Flyers at 5:30 PM ET on NBCSN. Also the classic Habs-Leafs rivalry, and also the Hawks-Bolts, Canucks-Oilers, and Blues-Avs. Get the goon juice, folks
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Occidental Petroleum says it will strip carbon from the air and use it to pump crude. And the circle of death continues
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
An ancient temple dedicated to Aphrodite discovered in Turkey. It's 2021, go ahead and dig that shiat up, it's time to release some love into the world
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Unforeseen consequence of Work From Home : an avalanche of whistleblower complaints
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Nature)
 
 
 
Like making cookies, just lick the beaters from the mixmaster
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Weis Cookies & Cream ice cream recalled due to metal shards
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
You'd think the Nascar set would get used to being called rednecks by now
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what's on your playlist for January 20th?
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Mon January 11, 2021
(KUSI San Diego)
 
 
 
It's that time to avoid your local Girl Scout
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
It's hard to feel bummed when you're looking at corgi butts
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Sat January 09, 2021
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Your dream of baking and eating a whole Fruity Pebbles cake is reality, thanks to Duncan Hines listening to "baking influencers" and producing a kit
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If Elon had to pay for his groceries in proportion to his wealth even the Pentagon would look like cheapskates
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Dominion sues Sidney Powell for $1.3 billion, which is roughly $1.3 billion more than Sidney Powell is worth
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have a song that most associate winter with?
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Turns out there *were* Russians embedded with the traitors yesterday. Bonus: From the "Young Republicans of Oregon"
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Bad news: Scientists say if you had COVID-19, your immunity may last less than 90 days
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Facial recognition company cited by the right-wing as having evidence of antifa agitators at the coup attempt has no idea what the hell they're talking about
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
As she was escorted to safety, Republican Senator Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming said she couldn't believe the seditionists storming the US Capitol could be Trump supporters. They should have left her there to find out for herself
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US mortgage rates hit another record low. With that extra $600 burning a hole in your pocket, you should now be able to afford the refrigerator box of your dreams
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Maybe they'll lose all that weight & use the excess skin folds to become "flying" squirrels?
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Tue January 05, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Dr. Dre's going to need a lot of chronic after suffering a brain aneurysm
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(International Ice Hockey)
 
 
 
The World Junior Championships end tonight with the old North American rivals fighting for gold. USA and Canada meet again at 9:30pm ET. But first, Finland and Russia play for bronze at 5:30pm ET (both games on TSN, NHL Network)
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Mon January 04, 2021
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You want legal weed? Vote blue in Georgia
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(Fark)
 
 
 
With it being winter, let's think warm thoughts. Do you prefer a pool, a beach, a water park, or somewhere else to swim?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Roku in talks to buy Quibi's content for the change in its car's ash tray and a BB&B 20% off coupon
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Sun January 03, 2021
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Has your state been pricked? Here's a map showing vaccine inoculation numbers. Remember, let's be careful out there
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
President-elect Joe Biden's strategy has been spot on for dealing with Trump ...just totally ignore him like an angry child
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Does Scotland have an extradition treaty with the US? Asking for 81 million people
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite public service announcement ever?
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Fri January 01, 2021
(Premier League)
 
 
 
New Years Day Footie. The EPL starts off the new year with two games. At 12:30 PM ET we have Everton traveling to West of Ham. Then at 3 PM we have Manchester United hosting the Villains. Come and join us as you get rid of your hangover
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Thu December 31, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
My motto for the new year will be 2021, whatever it takes
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
2020's worst PR farkups: Oxford vaccine constitution, Sherwin-Williams fired a TikTok influencer, eBay's security team sent live cockroaches, Tropicana suggested mimosas for quarantini,and PR firm COVID-cut jobs 3 months after claiming they wouldn't
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your new year's resolution. Subby's is not to text her. Or think about her
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Queens Republican club's conga-line Christmas party attendee hospitalized with COVID-19. Was his reaction A) "COVID is real, everyone needs to take this seriously", B) "It's God's will", or C) "I don't know how I got this"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now that we have definitely determined, one and for all, that "Die Hard" is a Christmas movie, we can move on and state that "Trading Places" is a New Year's Eve movie. Change my mind
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(International Ice Hockey)
 
 
 
First up is CZE/AUS. Then 2020's last day brings us fights for the top spot in both groups. CAN/FIN battle for Group A. Then we ring in the new year watching Team USA duel SWE for Group B, but OT could give it to Russia. 2pm ET start, 2021 ET finish
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Kitty couches - for sofa king pampered cats
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Wed December 30, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
"For last year's words belong to last year's language / And next year's words await another voice." ― T.S. Eliot. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Last Year's Words edition
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Profits trump god and hate
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How was your 2020?
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Remember when the "60,000 deaths was so much better than the 200,000 if we did nothing" number? Trump's probably gonna wish he did nothing as he's going to own double that by the time he departs
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(International Ice Hockey)
 
 
 
The Czech Republic's win over Russia blew Group B wide open, can they or the U.S. take advantage today? After a competitive win over Slovakia, Canada faces a respectable Swiss team. Can Austria hold Russia to single digits? Game on @ 2pm ET (12pm MT)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Thin Mints, Tagalongs, and the rest of the Girl Scouts' cookies are now eeeevil and 2020 just kicked everybody right in the naughty parts
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Mon December 28, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Want to know how many of your neighbors have already gotten the vaccine?
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
Festive Fixtures part III: Palace needs a win, can they beat a shaky Leicester squad? #7 Aston Villa travels to #8 Chelsea. Which team will be in second after Everton and Citeh square off? Matches start 10:00am ET on NBC/Peacock
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Sun December 27, 2020
(International Ice Hockey)
 
 
 
Day 3 of the IIHF World Juniors brings us 3 likely "Stop, stop, he's already dead" games. SUOMI v. SUI, Slovakia v. Canadia, and Russia v. Czechia . First faceoff @ 2:00 PM ET
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Fri December 25, 2020
(International Ice Hockey)
 
 
 
It might be Christmas Day, but there's hockey on. From the Edmonton bubble, the World Juniors begin at 2 PM ET with Switzerland v Slovakia, but the main event today is Russia v USA at 9:30 PM ET (All games on NHL Network in the States, TSN up north)
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Thu December 24, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you run a poultry farm on the 13th floor of your apartment building then of course you deserve a pandemic relief grant
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Once a year the NY MTA hooks up a nostalgia train of vintage carriages from the 1930's to the 1970's, just to remind you how uncomfortable the subway used to be
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Post as if you're a character in a Christmas movie, without actually saying the title
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Year in Tech explained in handy graphical form
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There have been many parodies of A Christmas Carol. If you wanted to create one, who would you have as characters, real or fictional, and anythign else to make the parody unique?
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(NORAD Santa Tracker)
 
 
 
Santa is taking off across the skies this Christmas Eve. Any fun stories from the places he visits? Any interesting Christmas Eve traditions? How does he get around the world in one night. NORAD's yearly tracking of Santa begins 3AM EST
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Wed December 23, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Exxon said it provides some emissions estimates. But these #s often differ significantly from actual forecasts, and in many other countries where Exxon operates-and where several of its partners are based-there are no disclosure requirements at all
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Lending money for free? You better believe there's New and Improved fees for that
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Even though the vaccine hasn't really been distributed yet, business conferences are cruising ahead
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(Fark)
 
 
 
This is a Christmas Farks2Give thread. Stop in, say hi, get a month of TotalFark. I'll hook up as many people as I can until I'm out. Anyone else who wants to help make someone's Christmas a little better, feel free to sponsor in this thread, too
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Court rules a certain German cookie baker can no longer add sawdust to his wares. Krampus has a sad
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Biden says US failed at cybersecurity, we need to put a stop to this malarkey
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Tue December 22, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The key to peace in the Middle East? Bribery
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Mon December 21, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Solarwinds123, recent target of Russian mega-hack targeting US government, called out for years of lax internal security. Fark: and deleted their instruction page asking their users to disable antivirus for better performance
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How twisted is Congress's new Covid relief bill? NASCAR, horses, and distilleries made out better than the average American
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
New OnePlus phone changes color, causes coronavirus
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Have you ever made a box of cookies to give as a gift? What recipes do you use?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Henceforth, all construction in DC must be done in gaudy gold-leaf
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Won't someone think of the Manhattan landlords?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Uh, we've had a slight queue malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you? We're aware of the issue with the queue, so no need to report it, thanks
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Sun December 20, 2020
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
If you're able to play Cyberpunk, congratulations. Just be sure not to play it too much or it will break completely
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Don't you hate it when you reach for an oatmeal cookie and it turns out to be chocolate chip?" said no one ever
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Don't you hate it when you reach for an oatmeal cookie and it turns out to be chocolate chip?" said no one ever
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
Sunday PL has four matches: Sheffield still looking for its first win, will BHA fend them off? Followed by top 5 battle with Spurs and Foxes, then Man U and Leeds, and West Brom and Aston Villa in the evening. Starting at 7:00 am ET on NBC/Peacock
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Maybe Republicans who thought the 2020 election was rigged can form a self-help group with Democrats who are still suffering from the 2000 and 2004 elections. Share stories, grief together over some bitter coffee and stale cookies to find closure
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
The EPL holiday fixtures crush begins with Palace hosting Liverpool, followed by Saints and Citizens, Everton and Arsenal, and Newcastle and Fulham. Matches start at 7:30 AM ET on NBC/Peacock
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Fri December 18, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Not news: Gamers angry at CD Projekt Red at their handling of Cyberpunk 2077. News: Cyberpunk 2077 devs angry with CD Projekt Red at their handling of Cyberpunk 2077
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"China's Wang Urges Better U.S. Ties as Biden Prepares for Office." HEY, HEY - there's no need to call names here. We still have to work with them. Also do they have a Florida?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Some higher education is lowering their prices. It's like they're learning
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
McDonald's China now has a Spam and Oreos burger. McDonald's Japan, the gauntlet has been cast down
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Wed December 16, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
To make a building healthier rub a little dirt on it
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
BMW warns what an earnings drop from Hard Brexit might force them to do: "We are flexible with the Mini" which has only been manufactured in the UK. So far
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
GadZoox. That Johnny Cab has lost its Johnny
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(The Lancet)
 
 
 
Describe a scene for me: A boy is standing on a toppling stool to reach up and steal cookies. His sister is trying to steady the stool. Meanwhile, their mother is washing dishes and the sink is overflowing. Got all that? Good. You have Alzheimer's
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Tue December 15, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
🙄
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If a flipped coin comes up heads, you gain 50%. If it comes up tails, you lose 40%. If this sounds like a reasonable proposition to you, there are some nice casinos who would like to speak with you about their platinum membership cards
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Moderna's vaccine gets 94.1% FDA approval
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Mon December 14, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
CD Projekt (in the) Red
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
From the website that told you you were wiping your butt wrong: you're tearing your parchment paper wrong. Presumably for different activities
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Budweiser wants you to stop drunk shopping on Amazon
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(The Mind Circle)
 
 
 
Smilin' doggos. Happy Monday
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you have to ask, then yes they are
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Of the 2,108 Wines I Tasted This Year, These 10 Were the Best." Pfft. 'Tis but a ripple in the mad dog existence of the modern farker
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Burger King's IPO in India is a whopper
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Basketball star Dwight Howard hired two women to care for his giant snake and he allegedly stiffed them. Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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Sun December 13, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning:...and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny farking Kaye. Share your Christmas party stories, both office and otherwise
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Sat December 12, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Gryla and Yule Lads and Mari Lwyd, oh my
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
New fragment theory casually upends space and time, flips table, walks away
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Can life get worse for Trump? Ask Attorney General Cuomo
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
"But Dad, I don't want to pose for a family Christmas photo... and where are your pants?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Some critics think surrealism is trash, but this is taking it just a little too far
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Fri December 11, 2020
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
12 year old boy steals his parents Range Rover, takes 7 year old cousin on 100 mile 5 hour joyride. Bonus : he used his father's credit card to buy cookies at a gas station
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
While still trailing weed, psychedelic stocks are looking pretty trippy
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Thu December 10, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
MasterCard cuts ties to PornHub as Visa puts payment on suspension, cryptocurrency still accepted. Coming soon: lots of ads
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(Today)
 
 
 
Now shiat just got real with covid
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
France fines Google $121 million dollars for unwanted cookies
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Wed December 09, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
A day in the life of a people-pretending dog - cuz it never gets old & makes us smile
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Christmas cookies recalled for trying to kill Santa
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Tue December 08, 2020
(The Mind Circle)
 
 
 
Got milk 'staches on kittens?
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
When you post "When my coworkers find out I still travel, don't wear a mask when I'm out and let my kids have play dates" on social media, you might not actually like what they do when they find out
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Biden assembling team to kick the football Lucy Van Pelt has been holding
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Waitress - 'The dishwashers quit & we're out of plates'. Restaurant manager - 'I got this. To the hardware store'
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"While entrepreneurial passion drops after college, grit - a mix of perseverance and determination - peaks in your 70s." Even Farkers have a lawn to aspire to
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Nerf. This is the way
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Mon December 07, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
What is a Spectacular Blue Smith and why is it banned from Disney World?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
AMD: Ryzen ushered in the age of the Affordable Core Act. Apple: upcoming Not-As-Affordable Core Act, with as many as 32 high performance processing cores and 128 custom graphics cores in an upcoming Mac Pro
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Something fishy with the Brexit plans
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Sun December 06, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
When you think of "America's Mayor," think of one man, and one man only
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Since everyone says that "X thing" wasn't on their 2020 Bingo card", then what was on your bingo card, huh?
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Sat December 05, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the most underrated Christmas movie?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Marty made everyone's lives better, even Biff's (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
The hero sick kids need and the hero for us all
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Fri December 04, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How US metro areas voted in the 2020 election
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Or is it a cracker?
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Can you know everything about music? Who has truly mastered the wind? Is it really possible to understand love?
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Can you know everything about music? Who has truly mastered the wind? Is it really possible to understand love?
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Trying to get help after a car crash (while being black). . . That's a tasing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
When will racial issues matter as much as gender issues?
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Thu December 03, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With oil prices depressed, Chevron cuts long-term spending. Board salaries, perks remain unsullied
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(DCist)
 
 
 
Author Jason Reynolds helps out several local bookstores by buying every copy of his books from them so readers can have them for free and spend their cash on other books while they're there
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Now all you need is 40 cows
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Now all you need is 40 cows
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga is partnering with Oreos. Your move, milk
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
If 2020 was a bunch of memes
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Wed December 02, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Humbug pets hate their holiday hats - fur sure
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
WFH-ers watch two more hours of daytime TV in between fark threads
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Tue December 01, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Quarantined pet owners whose minds have become mush start building forts for their cats, complete with drawbridges, parapets, and sniper nests
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Cats vs Christmas trees - again - & the trees lost - again
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Old 'n busted: Peak oil is coming. New energetic carbonated hotness: Peak oil is here now. Wait, what?
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Mon November 30, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Super Nintendo World, with VR headset Mario Kart ride and bright candy colors everywhere, set to open at Universal Studios Japan on February 4, 2021, probably to close a week later
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Some pet-proof Christmas tree ideas for your dog, cat - or fox?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"'We have given up, The kids have won.'" But in fact, the pandemic "is finally giving adults a window into the fact that these are real relationships.'"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Who's already baking Christmas cookies? What's your favorite?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Who's already baking Christmas cookies? What's your favorite?
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Fri November 27, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Back in the '80s sweaters were allowed to be ugly all year long - not just at Christmas. Behold the frump
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Thu November 26, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Trump to order a recount of his scorecard and plans on charging his caddy with stroke tampering
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
The internet is upset that Woodstock would eat another bird like some kind of cannibal. What's next, a human eating another mammal like a cow? That's disgusting
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Today on 'Bored Artisans in the Kitchen' - sandwiches
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Wed November 25, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Suck on this, Banksy (three exclamation marks)
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Sun November 15, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Covidiots show up at Governor-Elect's house to protest mask mandate. Governor-Elect makes them cookies and hot chocolate. Wait. What?
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Fri November 13, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"11 mistakes you're making while decorating Christmas cookies" written by a lovely somebody who has discovered a way to nag 5 billion people all at once, how thoughtful of them
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Tue November 03, 2020
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Feeling stressed? BAKE MOAR COOKIES
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Mon November 02, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sugar production company wants more people to consider the health benefits of sugar. Don't you feel better after that package of chocolate chip cookies? Here, have another
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